PolarBearsWillEatYou
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Joined 07-14-12, id: 4128478, Profile Updated: 04-06-14
Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Dragon Age, and Avengers.

Hi.

It's me, PolarBearsWillEatYou.

It's been a bit over a year since I've joined this website, So, I thought, I should probably change my profile!

So, I'm PolarBearsWillEatYou. In case you didn't know.

Here's some stuff I like:

Video Games: Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Oblivion, Skyrim, Saints Row, Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning,

Music: Green Day, Three Days Grace,

TV: Doctor Who, Arrested Development, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother, Firefly, Vampire Diaries, Alias, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, FullMetal Alchemist, Big Bang Theory,

YouTube: Charlieissocoollike, Alex Day, PewDiePie, Shane Dawson, Tobuscus, Danisnotonfire, AmazingPhil, Joey Graceffa, WhatTravisSays,

Books: Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments, Maximum Ride, The Hobbit, Harry Potter,

Movies: Hunger Games, Serenity, Stepbrothers, Tommy Boy, Avengers,

Actors/Actresses: Will Ferrell, Chris Farley, Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Hemsworth, David Tennant, Matt Smith.

UPDATES:

Scarlett- -INACTIVE-

District Four: -ABANDONED FOR NOW-

Ma'arlath: -INACTIVE-

Sixth Blight: -INACTIVE-

Confessions of a Superhero: -ACTIVE-

UPCOMING STORIES:

The Thief: Wood elf Axilya tried so very hard to hide that she was the dragonborn. When she was found out, she fled to Riften, where she met Brynjolf, second in command at the thieves guild. He offers a place to hide, but in return he wants to put her thieving skills she hasn't used in years to use. Adventure/Romance-Brynjolf/Dovahkiin-Elder Scrolls-Rated T.

Hawke: "I... apologize." The elf said, examining the group before him with his deep green eyes. Pyra admired the elf, looking at the tattoos spiraling down his arms and neck. -Pyra Hawke never thought anything more than friendship would come out of meeting Fenris. She was so very wrong.
Adventure/Romance-Fenris/F!Hawke-Dragon Age-Rated T.

My Favorite Quotes Of All Time:

"Yes, that's right! Watch as I thrash our enemies with the mighty power of floral arrangements! Feel my thorns, darkspawn! I will overpower you with my rosy scent!" - Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins.

"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually — from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint — it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey, stuff." David Tennant, Doctor Who.

"Don't try to corrupt my thoughts with... rational explanation!" Oghren, Dragon Age: Origins.

"It's a bowtie. Bowties are cool." Matt Smith, Doctor Who.

"Poor Ser-Pounce-A-Lot, he hated the deep roads." Anders, Dragon Age II.

"What in the name of sanity are you wearing on your head?" River Song, Doctor Who.

"Oh, I am. But I've never seen someones fate just... missing. Not even when I was as drunk as the King of Ballads." Agarth, Kingdoms Of Amalur: Reckoning.

"You cannot win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Wars: A New Hope.

"Live long and prosper." Spock, Star Trek: The Wrath Of Khan.

"We're allowed to disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?" -Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect 2.

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When I Look at You by mille libri reviews
Ferelden during a Blight seems an unlikely setting for a love story. But love finds a way to grow in the most unlikely places.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 112,191 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Cousland, Alistair
Nightingale's Song by Bre'Lakor reviews
"Love is a foolish emotion, it only means you need a shorter knife." A pity he didn't heed those words when he first heard them - it did not become a thief to get tangled up in feelings. Story based around the events of the Thieves Guild in Skyrim from when Gallus is still alive to the present in game, major focus on Brynjolf, some slight changes to canon!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,009 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Gallus, Karliah] [Brynjolf, OC]
The Doctor's Angel by Momolovesanime reviews
Adeline Song, daughter of the Doctor and River Song, finds herself in a very strange predicament after her mother dies while supposedly in a library. She is very unhappy with Mrs. Popsin, her new guardian and decides to take action! Her mother's stories about a mad man who would do anything for the people he cares about makes her run away from home in search of her lost father.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 108,707 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Lucy C./Sister-of-Mine, OC - Complete
Euphoria by thegirlwhoburned reviews
*new summary* "It was no longer just love – it was everything. After all those months of being the man out of time and fighting to earn respect, Steve Rogers realized he got everything he needed." Steve/Oc, Clintasha. Thane. Pepperony. Rated M for Smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,804 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 10/4/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.]
The Dogma of Vengeance by puppylove98 reviews
After losing her entire family to a devastating betrayal by her father's closest friend, Arilenia Cousland is forced to disguise herself as a man and join the Grey Wardens in the hope of one day exacting vengeance. Confusion arises, however, when she begins to find herself falling for her fellow Grey Warden, and him falling back. Too bad he still thinks that she's a man!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, Teagan G.
A False Reverence by electricteena reviews
Wilhelmina is a young Asgardian that wants nothing to do with the high society life she was born to live. After spying on Prince Loki, she believes he may be the key to changing her fate. Of course she gets way more than she bargains for when he agrees to help. Rated M for later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,710 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Loki
My Saving Grace by KarysDvasia reviews
After being exposed to radiation, Amanda Barton has discovered many new inhuman abilities. But when her relationship with the famous Captain America becomes more than she ever anticipated, she also finds that she has gained another, more human, ability. Rated M for some violence, adult language, and possible sexual content later in the story.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,119 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/11 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
Heart of Darkness by Gairi
As Skyrim tumbles into chaos, one of two living Dragonborn tries to ignore her destiny by starting a new one - as a murderer. Cold and apathetic, Camille Rayne works her way through the Dark Brotherhood while dodging civil war, dragons, and her own past. She can't run forever, and soon, something's going to stop her dead in her tracks.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,622 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 3/9 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Astrid, Babette
Our Love is Legend by KarysDvasia reviews
When Karys Dvasia was captured by the Imperial army, the last person she expected to meet was the hulking blonde Nord from her past. Uflric Stormcloak had haunted her dreams for the past decade, and now the Divines had brought him back to her. M for violence, adult language, possible adult scenes.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak, OC
The Little Lie by Bryn Victoria reviews
A girl that says her name is Chloe is running from her family. She ends up in Riften, only wishing to stay for a short while. She soon finds out that she is falling in love with a tall, red-headed nord. She joins the Thieves Guild, hoping to be with him and to be away from her family. Will Chloe ever tell him the truth about her? Or will she keep lying? R&R Please!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,073 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Brynjolf
One Or the Other by LovelyFangirls reviews
Gabriel's feeling creative and decided that Dean should be put through a little test of his feelings. So he hangs Cas and Sam like pigs on slabs and prepares for a good show. (M for LOTS OF violence and language) Destiel/Wincest/Sabriel WARNING! The end is not what you'd expect, if you're weak of heart DO NOT READ. If you're here for the feels, by all means continue.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 12/4/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Language of Love - a Deaf YouTuber's Story by sweeternity reviews
"Because..." I choked a little. Oh no, I can't cry; not in front of Toby Turner. "Because I do." I looked down so he wouldn't see me cry. I felt him grab my chin and slowly bring my eyes up to his. "You are different. That's what your fans like about you..." he said. I felt the sincereness in his eyes as he moved closer, "...and it's what I like about you."
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,903 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Smosh, Tobuscus, PewDiePie
Shattered Soul by Negative Angel reviews
Broken and hollow following months of imprisonment, Arria joins the Grey Wardens during their darkest hour. When only she and one other Grey Warden survive the events of Ostagar, they face defeating the Blight alone while battling their own internal demons. Fate is a cruel mistress, and it sees fit to push them to breaking point. Alistair x F!Warden. Rated M for a reason.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 325,880 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Alistair, Cousland, S. Gilmore
The Aftermath by ludwigsgirl97
When Alistair dies killing the archdemon, Kaillan is left alone, until the man who always came in second comes to comfort her. Rated for sex and blood.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Zevran A., Tabris, Alistair - Complete
Interspecies Awkwardness by n7gvlvr reviews
The war is over and all Jane and Garrus Vakarian want is to live the rest of their lives peacefully, but fate has other ideas for them. Follow Garrus and Jane as they navigate the trials and tribulations of becoming parents while dodging bullets and politicians. Enjoy! (Mostly T but M in a few chapters)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,797 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.]
Destined to Love You by Violet Enigma reviews
"A hundred years from now, someone like you will love someone like me and there won't be any templars to pull them apart." Anders declared passionately to Hawke standing in the depths of the Gallows. A modern re-telling of the Anders/F.Hawke love story with more of a description inside. Photo done by Wildbara from Deviantart, permission granted.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Anders, Hawke (F)
Practicality by EmberFalcon
As Anyalla Cousland waits for her beloved Alistair to return from The Ritual, the other party members worry because she's taking it a little to well...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Finding Each Other by MissAndie reviews
Annabelle loves Gale. Gale loves Katniss. Anna feels that nothing can ever change that.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Gale H., OC
From the Ashes We Rise by Anna Kruczynski reviews
Warden Amell tries to rebuild her life at the Tower after Alistair got married. Rating M for language and sexual content. This is my first big fic so all constructive criticism is welcome.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,117 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Amell, Cullen
Cancel Me Out by Aristeia de Luca reviews
When Hawke finds Anders' plans to ruin Kirkwall's Chantry for mage liberation, she stops him and the two break up. But just stopping him won't be enough, especially when Hawke reconciles her past relationship with Fenris. Add a sadistic Danarius and a Cousland Queen to the picture, and everything's a mess. WARNING: Rated for smut, rape, and kinky torture/strong sexual elements.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 326,476 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris, Anders
The Lost Chapters by Madd Madds reviews
The M-rated portions of my story arch TARDIS. The M-rating is for a reason please do not read if you are under-age!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,010 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, TARDIS, OC
Always by DONOVAN94 reviews
Elissa is the hero of Ferelden, but it has been many years since she slew the Archdemon, and now she must face the truth and tell the love of her life the consequences; but now she faces a greater threat, not from the Darkspawn but from within her own home and from mysterious forces she cannot begin to comprehend, all of which are competing for her blood… Adult content, DA fic
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,775 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - [Alistair, Cousland] - Complete
Forsaken by Delila Shale reviews
Sucked into an unknown world, Mallory must adapt to survive. Little does she know what an integral part she'll play in saving Ferelden. But first she must put her demons behind her. Both the ones that haunt her past and the Pride Demon, Hybris, that is still hunts her. OC X Zev
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 138,248 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Zevran A.
The Emperor's Bodyguard by SixthSeason reviews
Elder Scrolls Kink Meme fill. Emperor Martin Septim finds himself swamped with politics and responsibilities, and Azure would be more than happy to help him relieve some stress; if she wasn't forbidden to do so.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Martin S., Hero of Kvatch] - Complete
Promise by BladeofMercy reviews
Started as a one-shot about Lyna and Tamlen's first night, but now I want more from this story thanks to a 100 prompt challenge on Tumblr. Eventual Mahariel/Zevran pairing. More to come!
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Zevran A., Mahariel, Tamlen
Stealing Hearts by AshleighAishwarya reviews
Carissa wanted to leave her childhood behind, so she became a thief and assassin. 25 years later, she returns to Riften to join the Thieves Guild, hoping to be part of something and maybe face her past. Her aggressive ways does not sit to well with most, but she was reliable. And the second-in-command just might be taking an interest in her. Features post-Skyrim.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 91,627 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Brynjolf - Complete
Slave for You by imvegetarianboi reviews
You've been captured by Sasori no Danna. Will you try to escape, or will you be his slave forever?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sasori - Complete
Chance Encounters by kaysue18 reviews
A short (seriously) story about how Kierrai and Sebastian first met...Please enjoy. There will probably be a few chapters, but this is just a short little thing to give you all backstory for The Other Alternative. :) AU. OC/Sebastian
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sebastian V. - Complete
The Other Alternative by kaysue18 reviews
The story of the other Theirin child, Kierrai. Starting at the end of The Blight, running right up through the events of DA2. This is the first story I have ever written. Ever. Bear with me! Bioware owns all. AU. OCxSebastian
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,705 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sebastian V. - Complete
Jowan's Heart by ParisWriter reviews
Jowan's thoughts on how he's always been in love with his best friend, and on the men she has chosen to give her heart to. Written for a contest held by the BioWare Couples group on deviantART.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Jowan, Surana - Complete
At Your Side by mille libri reviews
Hawke came to Kirkwall to protect her family. She isn't ready for the changes ahead or the men who will help her through them: the dwarf who becomes her best friend and the elf she can't resist. Together they'll solve a dark mystery and change Kirkwall.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 46 - Words: 174,636 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Anders in Circle Land by Crimsonberry255 reviews
Anders is sixteen, in the Circle, and unable to keep out of trouble. Anders/Jowan, Anders/Everyone.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,157 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Anders, Jowan
Love of a Friend by Nixton reviews
Jowan and Vivian have been best friends for years, but Vivian has developed stronger feelings for Jowan. Will Jowan ever feel the same? Rated M for Sexual Content and future Violence. Reviews welcomed. On hiatus.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Surana, Jowan
Thoughts On My Immortal by Ravenklaw-Girl reviews
Just my thoughts upon reading the FanFic which has dubbed as the worst FanFic ever and has the worst abuse of the English language I have ever seen; My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/21/2009
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Confessions of A Superhero reviews
"I love you." Steve confessed, looking directly into Sarah's deep blue eyes. "What?" Sarah's eyes widened with suprise. "I-I love you." He stuttered out before regaining his confidence. "I love you, Sarah." -Steve Rogers never thought he could love again after Peggy. Sarah, the newest avenger, might just prove him wrong.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/6 - [OC, Captain America/Steve R.]
Scarlett reviews
A girl named Scarlett always thought her life was dull and uneventful-Until she met the Doctor, that is. Scarlett was extremely excited to start time traveling, and was ready when she learned the dangers. But what of the life she left behind? Scarlett is forced to choose-Go home and get back with Ben, or run away again with The Doctor, who she is developing feelings for?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [10th Doctor, OC]
Ma'arlath
"I know I'm not Tamlen, and I never will be, but I love you." Alistair lowered his voice to a whisper. "I'll always love you." -Rose Mahariel never thought that losing Tamlen and becoming a Grey Warden would lead to anything but death. She was wrong. Rose will become a huge part of Ferelden's civil war, end the blight, and fall in love. (Alistair/Mahariel)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19 - [Alistair, Mahariel]
District Four reviews
Amber Collins is just an ordinary girl from District Four... who just happens to be in love with Finnick Odair, have him and her and participate in the Hunger Games, and be a huge part of the second rebellion of Panem, led by Amber's best friend, The Mockingjay, Katniss Everdeen. OC/Finnick with some Katniss/Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/21 - [OC, Finnick O.] [Katniss E., Peeta M.]