Author has written 10 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Twilight, Pitch Perfect, and Vampire Diaries.
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8.The Casting Chronicles
7.Percy Jackson and the Olypians
6. Twilight Series
5. Maximum Ride Series
4. The Hunger Games Series
3. Mercy Thompson Series
2. The Mortal Instruments
1. Harry Potter Series
Favorite TV Shows:
8. Criminals Minds
6. The Vampire Diaries
3. The Originals
2. Teen Wolf
Favorite Actors (this is in no order because they are all perfect):
Jamie Campbell Bower
I'm going to take my kid out of school every full moon until someone notices.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian..
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
AVD is Addicted to Vampires Disorder, copy and paste this onto your profile if you have it.
If your heart broke when you saw Klaus crying copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wanted to hug Klaus right after he cried copy and paste this to your profile.
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If you are on Team Elijah, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate seeing Elijah being killed so many times, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Elijah is über hot copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are overly obsessed with Kol, copy and paste this to your profile.
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Team Originals forever!
"So you lied to me?" - Papa Stilinski
Mama McCall- "It's not like you're on drugs, right?"
Derek- "You've got to be kidding me."
Stiles - "Is he looking at me? Are you threatening me? You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to break off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in wolfsbane, roll it in mistletoe, and shove it up your freakin-"
Dean- "Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole."
"I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot!" -Dean
Dean- "That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down."
Dean-"You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!"
"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'" - Sam
Sam- "This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."
Sam to Dean- "What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!"
Sam- "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean- "Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie."
"I'm Batman!" - Dean
"I lost my shoe." - Sam
Dean- "I'm gonna go stop the Big Bad Wolf. Which is the weirdest thing I've ever said."
Dean to Sam- "Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that."
"Can I shoot her?" -Dean
Random Dude- "Can you think of a worse hell?"
Dean- "Hey, Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside."
Dean- "Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress with his KY."
Dean- "That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean,come on,we hunt monsters!What the hell? I mean,normal people,they see a monster,and they run.But not us,no,no,no,we search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us!You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane!You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash.I mean,who wants this life,Sam? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so! I mean,I drive too fast. And I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again, and I sing along.I'm annoying,I know that.And you,you're gassy!You eat half a burrito,and you get toxic! I mean,you know what?You can forget it.Stay away from me Sam,OK? Because I am done with it.I'm done with the monsters and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. Quit."
"On Thursday, we're teddy bear doctors." -Dean
"The whistle makes me their God." - Dean
Dean- "There's actually fans. Not many of them, but still. For fans, they sure do complain a lot."
Bobby- "You stupid, stupid son of a bitch. Well,boo-hoo!I am so sorry your feelings are hurt,princess! Are you under the impression that family's supposed to make you feel good, make you an apple pie,maybe? They're supposed to make you miserable! That's why they're family!"
Dean- "Check it out. Four score and seven years ago...I had a funny hat."
Bobby- "Now have we done feeling our feelings? Because I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts."
Dean- "Calm down?? I am wearing sunglasses at night! You know who does that? No-talent douchebags! I hate this game! I hate that we're in a procedural cop show, and you want to know why? Because I hate procedural cop shows! There's like three hundred of them on television, they're all the freakin' same."
The Vampire Diaries:
"I'm an Original. Show a little respect." - Elijah
"Good Evening."- Elijah
"Well why don't you just ask Ric if his dirty little doctor had access to the weapons." - Damon
"It's not Meredith, okay, I refuse to believe your luck with women is that tragic." - Elena
"Uhhhh it makes me nostalgic for the time Stefan was a bunny snacking pacifist. Anyway, gotta go." - Damon
"Elijah. My favorite Original. Back from the dead. You clean up nice." - Damon
"Wherever you go, people die." - Stefan
"Cocky much?" - Caroline
"I'm Damon, Stefan's brother." - Damon
"Not bad. Have you been eating bunnies?" - Damon to Stefan
"Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many adjectives." - Damon (reading Stefan's journal)
Damon - "You're dead, dude. Get over it."
"What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!" - Damon
Damon to Stefan - "You really need some human blood. It might even the playing field -- football reference! Too soon?"
"It's cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud." - Damon
"You did this to me out of boredom?" - Vicki
"Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?" - Damon
"Stefan smiles! Alert the media!" - Damon to Stefan
"Why are you so mean to me?" - Damon
"I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers." - Damon
"We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!" - Damon
"If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it." - Damon
"Anna took Elena." - Stefan
"Guess what? Everyone hates me. But you can't deny we were bad ass!" - Damon to Ric
"Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?" - Damon
"I haven't hunted a human in ... God, way too long." - Damon
"You're playing house with half a tomb of really pissed off vampire. What did you think was gonna happen?" - Damon
"You brood too much. My actions, they belong to me. I own them." - Damon
"She threatened to go on a killing spree." - Ric
"You have no sense of humor." - Damon
"Are you worried that all the forest animals will band together and fight back? After all, they talk." - Damon to Stefan
"I've heard a lot of great things about you." - Mason
"I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version." - Damon
"I've been dead before. I got over it." - Damon
"You've heard of me. Fantastic." - Klaus
"What an entirely unwelcome suprise." - Klaus
"We evil villains usually use minions to pick up our dry cleaning and that sort of thing." - Klaus
"Well, if it isn't Little Orphan Lockwood. Come to show how laughably impotent you are against me?" - Klaus
"Your brother's lack of communication is infuriating." - Klaus
"I think you need to a lesson in 'How to Dagger A Sibling'." - Damon
Stefan - "Well, Jeremy is the hunter, and he has to keep killing vampires to complete his mark, but we can't quite figure out how to keep him from killing us."
"Caroline, you're beautiful. But if you don't stop talking, I'll kill you." - Klaus
"I was feeling benevolent." - Klaus
"Truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets." - Klaus
"Tyler is otherwise occupied, making big decisions about honesty and what not." - Klaus
"If and might. Your words inspire such confidence." - Klaus
"Let's all say a prayer for Finn, who slept in a box longer than he lives as a man." - Klaus
"I'm too smart to be seduced by you." - Caroline
"We can sit and eat, or I can reach down your throats and pull out your insides. The choice is yours." - Klaus
"Ah, right. Crazy Stefan. How's that working out for you? Any friends left?" - Klaus
"Are you going to kill me?" - Caroline
Stefan - "Friends don't strip friends of their free will."
"My sister has gone missing." Klaus
"All you have to do is get Stefan to stop decapitating my friends." - Klaus
"You don't have to hurt anybody." - Elena
"I am not a brat!" - Rebekah
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