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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.

Becka Zamora

I am shy, different, simple, loving, smiley, kiddish, animal loving, weird, clumsy, lonely, book nerdy, strong willed, broken yet still held together, nonjudgmental, open minded, quiet, antisocial, curious, creative, nonviolent, nature loving, negative emotion bottling, old fashioned, rule following, a country girl living in the city, and just simply me

Ethnicity: Vietnamese, Filipino, Chinese. I'm 100% Asian.

Birthday: It's MONTH DD , 19YY

Address: I'm not telling you people. Stalkers, why would you even ask?

Height: Too short

Weight: Lighter then my dog

Skin: Tannish, I consider myself Fang colored

Hair: Longish and dark brown

Eyes: Brown

Siblings: A little brother and a little sister, who are both TALLER than me.

Zodiac sign: Taurus

Chinese zodiac animal: Chicken

Hobbies: Reading, writing, sewing, and baking

Shoes: Boots

Jewelry: Feather earrings and a charm bracelet

Music: Country

Song: Invisible by Hunter Hayes

Games System: SEGA Genesis. BEST GAME SYSTEM EVER CREATED! Don't try to tell me otherwise cuz I'm not gonna listen.

Video Game: Bomberman. The SEGA Genesis version.

Movies: My favorite movie of all time is Babe. That adorable movie with the piggy. Then of course all those Disney classics and the first Pokemon movies.

TV Shows: Completely addicted to The Mentalist right now and I am also currently watching all of the original Pokemon shows at the moment. THE best season by the way.

Food: Corn, pickles, siaracha

Dried Fruit: Prunes

Candy: Gummies

Candy Bar: Toberone

Dream Pet: Skunk named Cotton

Bird: Sparrow

Mammal: Skunk

Insect: Cricket

Other Animal Loves: Bats, red pandas, moths

Loves: Animals, books, boots, feathers, wings, birds, my Max Ride plushies, cotton balls, plush beings, voodoo dolls, nature, writing

Flower: Miniature peach roses and white puffy dandelions

Scent: Apples, play-doh, stuffed animals, cherries

Stone: Emerald. Please, my future guy. This is a hint. It's cheaper than a diamond.

Teacher: Ms. Fuji, my first grade teacher (taught me a lot of things including sewing, my love of hot chocolate, insects, and reading)

Places and Institutions That Positively Changed Me:

Of both of them the first tutoring center that my mom made me go to, made the biggest impact. I don't remember the actually name, which sucks cuz it was like my second home. I've always kind of been kind of lonely and I have trust issues. This tutoring center is not necessarily the best tutoring center ever, in relating to academics and stuff. It was more carefree and open. I made friends, they opened me up, and I made stronger bonds in the place than I have made anywhere else. It was a small little tutoring center filled with bonding and excitement. It was small but every crack and corner held different surprises. There was also this animal encyclopedia, THE animal encyclopedia that made me realize just how much I love animals. I was obsessed with it. I still have fantasies of breaking into that place and stealing it. It's even on my bucket list. Cuz in my mind, it belonged to me. No one even touched the book in years, then I came along. I initialed it. People thought it was mine and even the ones that knew it was the tutoring center's still referred to it as my book. I first went bowling with these people. The headmaster of this tutoring center was the first person to ever give me a Christmas present that came from the heart from someone who wasn't a family member or family friend. Not to mention that I only had one family member that ever did something like this for me, and that was my grandpa, but he only did it once. My family has always been the 'here, I'll take you to the toy store and you can pick any toy that you want and I'll buy it for you' kind of family. Never even had the chance to believe in Santa. She was a teddy bear that I named Cocoa. I still have her, now. She is not only my reminder but she makes me feel safe and cared about.

Scouts is my second. I made friends here. They helped me build up my confidence, made me more comfortable in front of crowds, made me more open to people, made me like people more, made me more organized, and got me to talk more. It was also my stress reliever and half of my life.

Color: Maroon

Patturn: Plaid

Find me on: Pinterest, Quotev, and facebook

Drink: Hot chocolate, boba, tea, apple juice

Superpower: Wings and flight

MY PERSONAL FHILOSOPHIES AND BELIEFS:

I can write and read upside down and right side up in both cursive and print.

I get really attached to inanimate objects.

I sometimes appear random with the things that I say and do, I'm not really that random, in my mind those "random" things have a connection, people just don't know what that connection is.

I am the person that will argue with you that insects are animals too.

I love chocolate pudding with fish sticks.

I know my stuffed animals by scent.

I don't mind the smell of animal poop.

I think somewhere on my mother's dad's side we have this inherited urge to want to kick chihuahuas when we see them. My grandpa has it, my aunt has it, my other aunt has it, I kind of have it and so on.

I could become vegan if it weren't for the seafood. I can not and will not call myself a vegetarian or vegan if I eat fish. Fishes are animals and animals have meat, therefore fish is meat. End of story.

I think I might have been born in the wrong century. Seriously, I could care less about technology, if I didn't have it I would be fine. I do not like cars, I would rather have a horse drawn carriage or even just a horse. In the perfect world I would live in a small little cottage, with a small little farm, in a small little town, with a small little book store, where I meet this nice, sweet, cute, ordinary boy that can make me laugh. Let's just pretend I am not Asian and if I was born in one of the past centuries, I'd be living in America or in Europe.

I have some OCD like tendencies.

I have a punctuality problem. Not the 'I am always late' kind of problem, but the 'if I think I am going to be late for anything, I freak out' kind of problem. I don't over sleep cuz I always know when to get up. Whenever my schedule is different my mind goes into like total panic mode the whole day cuz my mental clock is all messed up.

I HATE being absent. I don't skip school and I don't miss classes or scout meetings or camp unless it is absolutely necessary. Even when I feel like crap, I still don't skip unless my mom or grandma makes me stay home. It's not the 'oh my gosh, what if I get caught' part that is the problem, it's more of the fact that I am not there, I might miss something, and also a lot to do with my punctuality problem mentioned above. I think it scares me so much to be late because I think I might miss something too, even if someone says like this camp is optional or something, I still might of missed out on something. When we are supposed to be on holiday or something, my mind goes into 'what if I got the date wrong and we actually have school?' mode. It's like the entire time I am absent my mind goes into constant panic mode, cuz technically by missing class, I am being late for EVERYTHING. Add the fact that I feel like crap, I panic even more cuz my minds going 'what if tomorrow I am still sick?'

I also have really bad trust issues.

I am good with insults. If I don't trust you there is nothing you can say to me that will hurt my feelings.

I do not cry very often. Yes, I am a total softie and books and movies make me cry all the time, but not people. I will cry when something moderately bad happens and people ask me if i am okay enough times and I will cry when something so completely horrible happens, but my completely horrible might be different then most peoples completely horrible. I cried for two whole days when my Gazzy plushie got decapitated and I cried when my dog died. There have been a couple more instances but they do not happen very often. I will cry for road kill or dead animals, I will cry over the mistreatment of animals or stuffed animals, and I will cry over fictional things though.

I believe that everyone has two favorites. The things that are our favorite because it means something to us and in a way represents who we are, and the things that are our favorite because we just fall in love with them for no real reason.

Everything is in a sense connected so to hurt or destroy anything or anyone would be the same as hurting or destroying yourself.

Stuffed animals have feelings too.

Voodoo dolls are just misunderstood dolls.

The best thing is life is the imagination. With it, you could do anything.

The best answer is always the simplest answer. It might not be the most obvious, least complex, fastest, easiest, or the one with the least consequences. But, it's still the best answer because there is no simpler answer than one that completely comes from the heart. When you truly believe in something with all your heart, it doesn't matter what, it's the answer that would make you happy and because of that, it is the best answer.

I love animals more than people, so remember, if that time ever comes and you find yourself standing next to some animal like creature and I'm forced to kill one of you. Cuz chances are, unless you found a way to make your way deep into my heart passed the animal loving part of me, I'd choose to kill you.

I'm the girl that will argue with you until you understand. Insects are animals too. You kill a spider, you killed an animal. You squish a cockroach you killed an animal. It doesn't matter how small or how insignificant it seems to be, it will still always be an animal.

I am stubborn. Not because I am hardheaded or because I don't care about my well being, but because for me when I really, really want something, it no longer becomes something that I just simply want. A deeper reason develops, a reason that radiates deep inside of me, and I need it because I wouldn't be the same without it. No one will ever know that reason, cuz I'm not gonna say it. And because the reason has made its way into who I am, I won't stop trying until I make it mine.

I'm prideful, because I know who I am and I know who I want to be. No matter what you say or do, no matter how much you break me, you will never change who I really am. I do change my mind a lot, I don't always think for myself, and I do listened and put other's opinions into my thoughts; but my core beliefs and values will never change.

I will never double up on any kind of clothing. I'd rather freeze to death than wear two jackets or two sweaters, because I refuse to accept that I need help from something material for something as simple as the weather.

I will never sleep in a moving car, even if I have to spend the entire night wake and exhausted, because I refuse to miss anything.

If other people are late, okay. If other people make me be late, I get grumpy. If I'm late for being early for anything, I panic.

Religion is but a template for a person to figure out their own beliefs.

We live in a world of connections. Everything from the ground we walk on and the people we meet are there because we were destined to make that connection . But destiny is not exact cuz it leads to an infinite variety of paths and connections. Therefore nothing is really destined but still everything is. I don't believe in soul mates in the way that we were made for someone else, but I believe it in the sense that there exists a person that fate has allowed us to against an infinite amount of odds and challenges meet that person that if given the opportunity, can make us happier than anyone else is capable of doing.

Follow what you believe not what you are told to believe or what it says in a book, because you can not possibly believe that everything youre are told is true. Maybe most but not all. So when things conflict with you what you learned or taught, even if its from something important, remember that its okay because as long as you believe it to be true. It is true. If only to you.

My stuffed animals are my life. They have held me together and brought me comfort. They are what has kept me alive and constantly make me smile through all the heartbreak and emotional trama that i have been put through my entire life. With them, i know that i will never be completely alone and unloved. So i believe wholeheartedly that stuffed animal neglect and abuse is wrong is should be stopped.

I rarely really cry and when I do I don't let people see or hear me, cuz I've learned from an early age that crying only brings pain, so when I do cry, somethings very wrong.

If the picture's of a place or thing, I want it of the place or thing. Which means no people.

Pay attention to the common, the everyday, and the usual because they're much more amazing than they're given credit for.

I treasure my memories because if I didn't this world would become one that I don't want to live in.

Reading and writing are my hobbies, but imagination is my life.

I don't hate my life, I dont hate myself, and I dont hate my memories because these things have made me who i am in one way or another and i wouldnt change any of them for anything. I just hate how much pain they bring in every waking moment of my life. I hate how i cant seem to escape how as they hurt me over and over again. That's what i hate.

There will always be suffering in the world because a human's tragic flaw isnt something physical or any other person, it's mental. It's the part of us that sees the worst in ourselves. We are our worst enemies because no matter how much we can hate another person, the person we hate most will always be ourselves. We give ourselves the most blame, the most hate, the most pain because we feel as though we are the only ones that deserve it. We do bad things to ignore the bad or to for a second put that blame into something that isn't ourselves because sometimes admitting it to ourselves is also painful. if we can all learn to love ourselves, there will be no suffering in the world but that world doesn't exist and it never will.

Brokeness doesn't mean weakness, it means strength. You are so much stronger than you give yourselves credit for because through your brokeness you've held together those pieces of your heart and that us the definition of strength.

My eyesight is everything to me, both physically and mentally.

Nothing is purely evil and nothing is purely good. The darkest of beings once experienced the feelings of light and the brightest of beings once suffered through shadows. Every aspect of darkness holds some light and every aspect of light holds some darkness. No matter how hard it is see, it's always there. So remember that it's there.

Always remember and never forget. Everything has a reason. That reason is so we can learn from our pasts. Whether your memories are good or bad, they still played a part in what makes you who you are. If there is no past, the present becomes meaningless. If the present is meaningless, the future then also holds no meaning. Don't dwell on your past to the point of heartache. Sometimes we can't help it. Sometimes, we continue to dwell. But remember that not all your memories of your past are bad. Sometimes you just have to try in order to look for the good. Sometimes, trying just a little is worth it. Don't just live in the present. Let your memories of your beginning build you into a stronger person. Be the kind of person you want your future self to be, but don't focus on your future alone, because when you do you forget what it means to live. The past, present, and future are connected. Without one, you lose the others. So remember to live your life to all three.

All things have an essence. Essence is the existence of life. Essence is the soul and physical being of everything that exists in the world. Everything has an essence because they exist. There is no such thing as an essenceless thing.

Stuffed animals, teddy bears, plushies, plush dolls, voodoo dolls; they all have souls and feelings. Stuffed animals and teddy bears are made to represent animals. Voodoo dolls, and plush dolls are made to represent people. These 'inanimate objects' were made to represent a living being. Living beings have a more prominent essence than those that are not living. When an object is made to represent a living being, it too is created with an even stronger essence. These plush beings have souls and feelings, because they are the representation of a living being. So don't mistreat them when you wouldn't mistreat another of your kind.

Qoute I Live By:
"For feelings,
not events, is to me
the essence
of history."
-Sita
The Last Vampire
by Christopher Pike

I LOVE MY MAXIMUM RIDE FLOCK PLUSHIES! They are my babies. My favorite is my Fang plushie. I take him everywhere. My Gasman plushie was my second, he still is. Two years ago, he got decapitated. I fixed him but he doesn't look the same and when I look at him, it makes me kind of sad still. Poor Gazzy. Anyways, a couple of my flock plushies have traits that are different than the normal flock, cuz they've never actually been to the School and went through all that suffering. They were made with wings. My Fang plushie loves apple juice and milk and he could make amazing smoothies. My Max plushie loves smaller stuffed animals and roasting things. My Iggy plushie is obsessed with zebras. My Gazzy plushie eats more than the real Gazzy does. I did not make a Nudge and an Angel plushie. Believe me, I tried but no matter how much I tried I just could not get them perfect enough to call them Nudge or Angel. Each of my Flock plushie took months upon months to perfect. I spent a year and a half on Nudge and about the same amount of time on Angel. After a while I gave up on them.

Authors: Christopher Pike (even though you caused me tons of heartbreak because of your The Last Vampire series, from the series name change to adding more books, I still love you, you always have been and always will be my favorite author), James Patterson, and Meg Cabot.

Books: I LOVE MAXIMUM RIDE! I love James Patterson. Zoo and Toys were amazinng. Beast is amazing. I loved the book The Girl Who Invented Romance. The Last Vampire Series is my vampire go to book, still, even through all the heartbreak that it has caused me. I love the book When Pigs Fly. Its an adorable piggy book. I love Vampire Academy and Bloodlines. The Hunger Games were awesome. I loved Blood Red Road. Fire is good . The Abandon series and Matched is good. Angels And Demons was awesome. I could go on forever. The Tale of Despereaux was the first book i bought with my own money, Pigs Might Fly was cute and made me love animals more than before, James and the Giant Peach are for memories and my first assigned book that i enjoyed, goosebumps series brought me into the horror/mystery/thriller genre, The Tale of Peter Rabbit is my favorite childs book, Spooksville series introduced me to the Christopher Pike books that i love so much and it contained the first book that made me cry, Rebecca was the first classic that i loved and it opened up my senses telling me that just because a book is a classic that doesnt mean it is boring, Night of the Living Dummy started my fear of dolls, The Last Vampire series is what i compare every other vampire book i have ever read afterwards towards, and Maximum Ride is the inspiration for my flock plushies. I love classics. I don't really have a specific genre that I like the most or perfer reading, Listing out every book that i loved would take forever so im not gonna do that.

I get really, really into my books. The intense parts make me super hyper and bouncy. The sad parts make me cry hysterically. The funny parts make me laugh like crazy. The happy parts puts a giant smile on my face and makes me bouncy. The mushy romance parts make me go all love struck. The parts that I hate, makes me so mad that I am glaring at anyone near me, irritable, and looks like I just might kill the book. I've ripped pages out of anger and punched my brother before.

I LOVE FICTIONAL JERKFACES AND COUNTRYBOY/COWBOYS and I tend to stay away from the popular, perfect guy.

On an unromantic kind of love, I tend to fall in love with little underappriciated boys that are present in stories.

Irritatingly Perfect Characters: Lissa, Dimitri, Peeta (Although, his high jacked craziness and his 'I'm gonna kill Katniss' feelings made him less perfect and got me to like him more), Delly, Glimmer, Simon, Chad, Drea, Eric, Four/Tobias

Pairings: I tend to ship the 'it' couple in books, think about it, then choose the jerks.

Here are some of my pairings. These are for the books with multiple of my pairings, have implied pairings but the romance never really happened happened, the non 'it' couple pairings, pairings that I just want to emphasize, and ones that might have had some complications. I'm not going to put all of my pairings for every book cuz that would take forever. Most of the 'it' couples that happen to be the only couple that I ship are not on here.

Maximum Ride: FAX, EGGY, Little Ari and Angel, MayaOmega, StarRatchet, JebValencia, John Abate and Valencia

Vampire Academy/Bloodlines: RoseChristian, SydneyKeith (Yes, I know that is an absolutely horrible pairing, so says my friend, but I love it), Sadrian (SydneyAdrian are the cutest couple EVER, but the bad boy loving part of me wants her to be with Keith), EddieMia, RalphJesse, DimitriLissa (I hate these two by the way), MiaJesse, JillLee, JanineAbe

Hunger Games: CatoNiss, HaymicheEffie, PeetaGale, GaleMadge, PeetaDelly, Fannie, ClovePeeta, PrimRory, GaleJohanna, CloveMarvel, FoxfaceMarvel

Darkest Powers: ChloeDerek

The Girl Who Invented Romance: MattKelly

Book Thief: LieselRudy

Last Vampire: SitaYaksha, MattTeri, MattSita

Unearthly: ClaraTucker (I know I usually go for the bad boy and Tucker is totally not a bad boy, but the whole cowboy thing is sooo hot! Plaid bed sheets. Oh my gosh, I love it!), MegSamjeeza, AngelaPhen

Blue Is For Nightmares: StacyJacob, AmberPJ, PorshaTom, DreaChad, DonovanClara

Thef Lord: ProsperHornet

Crank: KristinaChase

House of Night: StarkZoey, JackDamien (They are just so cute together), AphroditeDarius, HeathZoey

Fire: BrigonFire

Abandon: PierceJohn

Dresden Files: HarryMurphy

Beast: OrasmynBelle

Divergent: PeterTris


THE LAST VAMPIRE/Thirst BY CHRISTOPHER PIKE IS THE BEST VAMPIRE SERIES OF ALL TIME! It combines Action, Blood, Love and Loss, History, Violence, Faith, Trust, Family, Desire, Loyalty, Darkness, and so many other things that just makes this series so absolutely amazing.

This is the series that I compare every vampire book and every other book towards.

This isn't just a series.

THIS is MY VAMPIRE BIBLE!

So, Christopher Pike has announced that The Last Vampire is GETTING TURNED INTO A MOVIE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! OH MY GOSH! I CAN'T WAIT! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Hehehehe. I can't see how it can be screwed up, unless they make it Twilighty, then I'm gonna be really, really mad.

It's gonna be rate r, so sorry to anyone that can't see it.

People out there insulting this movie and comparing it to Twilight? Either read the books or SHUT THE HECK UP! Or I will HUNT YOU DOWN! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BIBLE!

THE LAST VAMPIRE
1. Sita 2. Seymore3. Matt 4. Ray 5. Yaksha 6. Teri 7. Kalika 8. Joel 9. Rama 10. Arturo 11. Eddie
1. Have you ever read a Six (Teri)/Eleven (Eddie) fic? Do you want to?
No, it could be kind of hot.
2. Do you think Four (Ray) is cute? How cute?
Very.
3. What would happen if Eleven (Eddie) got Eight (Joel) pregnant?
Awkward, very awkward for Sita, but that won't happen cuz guys can't get pregnant no matter how much they want to.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Rama)?
I haven't read any, but I think there are some
5. Would Two (Seymore) and Six (Teri) make a good couple?
Awwh, that'd be really cute.
6. Five(Yaksha)/Nine(Rama) or Five(Yaksha)/Eight(Arturo)? Why?
With Arturo cuz they're...um...evilish? Then again Yaksha and Rama both love Sita, so they'd work too. Yeah. Them.
7. What would happen if Seven (Kalika) walked in on Two (Seymore) and One (Sita) making out?
She'd have expected it, therefore never enter the room in the first place if this would ever happen, but it won't ever happen even though they do love each other. They just love each other in that way.
8. Make up a summary for a Three(Matt)/Ten(Arturo) fic.
Hehe. It'd be a pretty hot slash. Okay.
Matt is actually evil and is in the process of trying to destroy Sita. Along the way he meets Arturo. They talk and soon realize that they are after the same goal. Getting rid of Sita, once and for all. But, could this alliance lead to something more?
9. Is there any such thing as One(Sita)/Eight(Joel) fluff?
Yes, yes there is. Sita only changes the people she loves.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven(Kalita)/Eleven(Eddie) hurt/comfort fic.
Not A Normal Vampire
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Matt) fics?
Nope, so far I know NO ONE that reads anything The Last Vampire not even the actual books. That is very sad.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11(Eddie)?
Like I said, I know no one
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Seymore)/Four(Ray)/Five(Yaksha)?
So, Sita's three guys... together? I really don't know what to say.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I have no idea.
15. If you wrote a One(Sita)/Six(Teri)/Eleven(Eddie) fic, what would the warning be?
I don't really know what to say about this either.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about 5(Yaksha)?
Never, but I will.

18. How would you feel if Seven (Kalika)/Eight (Joel) were in a fight?
Tell him he's stupid, who gets into a fight with Kalika
19. What would you think if you found (5 Yaksha) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Um... terrified
20. How would you react if you saw (8 Joel) and (11 Eddie) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Very confused.
21. How would you feel if (2 Seymore) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Sad that he'd do something like that, but then again I'll be in a book.
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10 Arturo) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
"I'M NOT A VAMPIRE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BLOOD!"
23. What would you think if (1 Sita) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1 Sita) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1 Sita) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Sita go emo, always cutting her wrists? Well, we're all doomed cuz that would mean she's turning people into vampires.
24. What would you feel this second if (4 Ray) gave you a daisy right now?
Awwh, how sweet.
25. (6 Teri) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
"Give it back?" I'm not really sure.
26. (7 Kalika), (9 Rama), and (4 Ray) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
So, Sita's two lovers and her daughter are on my bed singing? That just does not sound right at all. I'd be very confused.
27. What if (2 Seymore) and (11 Eddie) were your teachers?
Seymore would teach literature or maybe AIDS 101 and Eddie would be a ... I'd be scared to have him as my teacher.
28. What would (8 Joel) say if (1 Sita) and (5 Yaksha) got married?
He'd be scared cuz he would think thata Sita had gone to the dark side
29. Would (2 Seymore) most likely be related to (10 Arturo) or (9 Rama)?
I want to say Rama cuz they both love Sita and he's kinda like her family.
30. What would (6Teri) most likely be buying at Target?
Track stuff
31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two (Seymore).
Cool, I get a date with an author!
One (Sita) woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'm scared.
Number 2 (Seymore) asked you to go out with him?
Like I said, he's an author.
Number 3 (Matt) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
He's really hot, but "Matt, get out!"
4 (Ray) announced she's going to marry 9 (Rama) tomorrow?
Uhhh... I know people are sometimes attracted to people similar to them, but marrying your reincarnated self is um... weird?
5 (Yaksha) cooked you dinner?
"I'm not eating this!" he probly poisoned it or something
6 (Teri) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
She must be tired from all the running
7 (Kalika) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cool, I'm related to Sita!
8 (Joel) got into the hospital somehow?
He's a cop, course he's gonna end up in the hospital
9 (Rama) made fun of your friends?
He would never!
10 (Arturo) ignored you all the time?
Thank you!
You're on a vacation with number 2 (Seymore) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Seymore) do?
Try to help then write a book about it.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Ray) do?
He'd help.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Yaksha) do?
I really don't know
You're about to marry number 10 (Arturo). What's 6 (Teri)'s reaction?
Freak out!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Kalika) cheer you up?
Don't think she'd care.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 (Joel) calm you down?
Try to comfort me.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Rama) support you?
Spiritually
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Arturo) do?
Walk away cuz he's not gonna get any info out of me while I'm like this.
Number 1 (Sita) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Not romantically cuz I don't roll that way, but she is my role model. She's strong, confident, talented, amazing, faithful, loves her family, can kick butt, and a lot of other things
2 (Seymore) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (Rama). Your reaction?
Is that why he's always with Sita?
You're dating number 3 (Matt) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Heck no. actually maybe
Number 4 (Ray)loves number 9 (Rama) as well. What does that mean?
So, he loves his ancestor self? Interesting.

Will number 5 (Yaksha) and 6 (Teri) ever kiss?
No, Sita would kill him. How dare he try to kiss her reincarnated grand daughter!
You had a haircut and 7 (Kalika) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Crap, I'm gonna die
Number 8 (Joel) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
"You're a vampire now, you can have anyone you want."
Number 9 (Rama) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Yays, a bagel! An exotic bagel. Course I'm gonna eat it.
10 (Arturo) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Why would a scientist ever work at Chuck E Cheeses?
1 (Sita) offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
I have no clue
4 (Ray) slaps 9 (Rama) with a fish for going out with 7 (Kalika).
Well, I'd be mad too if my ancestor self went out with my daughter. Maybe going out should be more like he's taking her out somewhere, so in that case, Ray would slap Rama for taking Kalika out somewhere dangerous
5 (Yaksha) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Uh...I have no words
6 (Teri) cusses 2 (Seymore) out in German. 3 (Matt) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
He go and defend his girl.
8 (Joel) reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Bad grammar? I have no clue
9 (Rama) can't stand 1(Sita), so how does he get his revenge when she spills soda all over him?
Maybe Rama survived all this time and found out Sita had been out here all along so he gets mad and yells at Sita and Sita gets mad and spills soda on him, so he gets even by...um... I don't think he'd get even. They'd make up.
Number 3 (Matt) decides to go swimming. Do you go with he?
Duh...He's hot!
4 (Ray) and 7 (Kalika) compete on DDR. Who wins?
kalika, hands down
5 (Yaksha) is having a birthday party and her icks a theme. What is it?
A Sita party...Nah, that's kinda creepy...Egyptian?
6 (Teri) and 1 (Sita) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Their family
7 (Kalika) stalks 10 (Arturo) home. 9 (Rama) sees this. What does he do?
He'd do what any grand-step father would do. Get his daughter the heck away from the creepy evil man.

1(Sita),3(Matt),5(Yaksha),6(Teri) each want to kill 4(Ray). Why?
Something to do with Kalika?
5 (Yaksha) and 6 (Teri) each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
A vampire vs. a human. That just doesn't seem fair.
4 (Ray) dies, how does 1 (Sita) and 10 (Arturo) react to it?
Ray did die and Sita was devastated. Arturo just got rid of some competition, I believe he'd be happy.
If 2 (Seymore) asked a random question to 10 (Arturo), what would 10 (Arturo) answer?
"I don't care, give me your blood!"
6 (Teri) is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9 (Rama)'s boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?
Yes and probly not
Make up an e-mail address for 6 (Teri):
TeriTrackStar@yahoo.com


Five ships you’re into right now

1. Fang/Max

2. Cato/Katniss

3. Adrian/Sydne

4. Rose/Christian

5. Peter/Tris

Three ships you liked, but don’t anymore.

06. Katniss/Peeta

07. Dimitri/Rose

08. Lissa/Christian

Three ships you never liked.

10. Max/Dylan

11. Cato/Clove

12. Maya/Fang

Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship.

13. Rose/Nathan (You know the one that turned Dimitri. I think this one would be totally hot, but she belongs with Christian)

14. Keith/Sydney

QUESTIONS

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

I really do not know

2. Who is someone you know that ships #14?

I might be the only one...*sighs*

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

Adrian would convince her that everything would be okay and then he'd kiss her and she wouldn't run away.

4. Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?

When Max runs into his arms after their separation.

5. How long have you been following couple #5?

A month? its more now

6. What’s the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?

I just realized how much I hate Lissa and how much I love Christian and then realized how perfect he is for Rose.

7. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12

Max and Dylan! It should have never existed in the first place

8. Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?

Cato/Katniss

9. What interests you about #14?

Just feels like he'd be perfect for her if the other two were not in the way and messing up my head.

10. Why did you stop liking #7?

I realized how much I hate Dimitri and how better off she'd be if she went with Christian

11. BLAH BLAH BLAH SKIP SKIP J

12. What’s a song that reminds you of #5

I don't listen to music

13. If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?

Max/Fang with Katniss/Cato. Hehe. They're kinda similar if you think about it. The girls are both tough, love their families, faced horrible situations, strong willed, refused to admit that she's in love, and a little bit unstable. Both guys are strong, capable, kinda dark, I believe they both have a caring side, and doesn't admit their feelings or pain.

14. Have #2 kissed yet?

No. Cato died! Sniff sniff. In my mind they did though

15. Did #4 have a happy ending?

Well, they did but not with each other. Still hoping that they'd just realize how perfect they are together and dump those two stupid idiots that i hate so much. Bloodline is still cranking out books so it could happen (crossing fingers). Rachelle Mead would officially go on my favorite authors list if she put Christian and Rose together.

16. What would make you start shipping #13?

if Christian didn't exist.

17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #5?

Cato/Katniss

18. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Max killsd Dylan and ends up with Fang.

19. Which of these ships do you love the most?

Max/Fang


Brutal Cato LUVS his girl on fire. Girl On Fire LUVS her Brutal Cato. CATONISS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Post that on your bio if you love Cato and Katniss!!! Hopefully it becomes a new trend! I can then proudly say I made up!! (belongs to sMoShFiRe)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan ( @#!*% the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy (Jasper Cullen...sigh), OokamiRyuX (don’t wanna say) Crowfeather's Girl (Edward Cullen from Twilight, of course!) AkumuKitty9797(Dark Link from Legend of Zelda and Edward Cullen from Twilight!!), HiddenMusic(Sora from Kingdomg Hearts:D) Zefri012: Leaf (heroine of Pokemon fire red/leaf green. Oh come on! She's too adorable!), Defiatos X-Natsumi from Keroro gunso (crosses finger and hopes Giroro doen't try to kill me), ej8012 (Nico di Angelo, lol and Red X from Teen titans (Guess I have a thing for dark peoples)), AnnleaDaughterofZeus,(Nico Di Angelo), Flockgirl (Nico di Angelo 'Percy Jackson', Gaara 'Naruto', Toushiro Hitsugaya 'Bleach', Fang "Maximum Ride', Zero 'Vampire knight', The Twins and Kyouya 'Ouran high school host club', Otani 'Lovely Complex') I'm Hopeless! FutureNovelist887(Percy Jackson himself.) Di Angelo Grace Jackson321 (Nico Di Angelo.) Max and me in a tree(Nico from PJO and Fang from MR!!!!) Team Fang (Fang 'Maximum Ride', Jace and Simon 'Mortal Instruments', and Dipper 'Gravity Falls'... What? Dipper's so cute!) AmiRide: Fang (Max Ride, SQUEEEE!) Percy Jackson, Gale (thg) Fang, Iggy, Sirius Black, Fang, Jason Grace, oh, and did I mention Fang? , ILuvMyFangPlushie (every badboy in every book i've ever read, Tucker from Unearthly, a little boy crush on Gazzy, and Mr. Darcy)


List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order:

1. Gazzy 2. Fang 3. Iggy 4. Max 5. Christian 6. Sita 7. Orasmyn 8. Rose 9. Cato 10. Katniss 11. Finnick 12. Tucker

1. Have you ever read a 6 (Sita)/11 (Finnick) fic? Do you want to?
No, kinda hot though

2. Do you think 4 (Max) is hot? How hot?
Um, I guess.

3. What would happen if 12 (Tucker) got 8 (Rose) pregnant?
Tucker is very 'I don't want to take advantage of you,' and Rose is very Rose. It would never happen, but if it did, then they obviously really love each other.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9 (Cato)?
Yes, lots, although there should be more. Love them.

5. Would 2 (Fang) and 6 (Sita) make a good couple?
This would be super hot too.

6. 5 (Christian) /9 (Cato) or 5 (Christian) /10 (Katniss)?
ChristianKatniss for sure. It would be totally hot. But ChristianCato slash would be kind of hot too. Although I dont read slashes

7. What would happen if 7 (Orasmyn) were to walk in on 2 (Fang) and 12 (Tucker) making out?
Awwh, poor Orasmyn would be scarred for life. Fang and Tucker would never be making out but oh my gosh so hot. Mister tall dark and handsome with the strong loyal cowboy? Eeeeek! So, so, so hot. I don't think I have the capabities of making a slash if I can't even read one though.

8. Make up a summary for a 3 (Iggy)/10 (Katniss) fi
OH MY GOSH! AAAAHHHHHH! THIS. IS. PERFECTION!!!

9. Is there any such thing as a 1 (Gazzy) /8 (Rose) fluff?
Fluff? There could be. Gazzy could like go to Rose and she'd help him become a better fighter or something. This would be adorable.

10. Suggest a title for a 7 (Orasmyn) /12 (Tucker) hurt/comfort fic.
One with Nature

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 7 (Orasmyn), what song would you chose?
Hehe. Beauty and the Beast. Duh.

12. If you wrote a 1 (Gazzy)/6 (Sita)/12 (Tucker) fic, what would your warning be?
Gazzy should not be including in any slash or anything remotely sexual in anything even close to here. He is much too young and they are much to old. Sita and Tucker though could happen. I guess. Unlikely, but it could.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Christian)?
It's one of the only fanfics I read.

14. Would 1 (Gazzy) look if 2 (Fang) got lost?
Of course. Fang is like a father to him. If your dad was lost, would you look? That's what I thought

15. What would 3 (Iggy) say if 4 (Max) killed 9 (Cato)?
"And you didn't let me help?"
I really don't know

16. 7 (Orasmyn) goes to break up 10 (Katniss) and 8 (Rose)'s wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?
If Orasmyn was still in lion form, he'd roar really loud.
If he was in human form, he'd be like "Rose is mine," or something cuz you know he loves roses. This would be kind of cute.
I really don't know what the girls would say.

17. Why is 6 (Sita) afraid of 7 (Orasmyn)?
Sita? Afraid? Right. Okay so if Sita were to ever be afraid, it would be of Orasmyn in lion form cuz humans, vampires, evil? She can handle all that, but an animal? It's something that she has never really encountered before and she wouldn't know what to do.

18. 6 (Sita) and 7 (Orasmyn) are in a happy relationship until 6 (Sita) runs off with 9 (Cato). 7 (Orasmyn), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 12 (Tucker) and a brief unhappy affair with 2 (Fang), then follows the wise advice of 1 (Gazzy) and finds true love with 3 (Iggy).
Sita and Orasmyn. It could work I guess. Sita runs off with Cato. She would, wouldn't she. Who wouldn't run off with Cato. Orasmyn hooks up with Tucker. Like I said before 'One with Nature,' it would be a kind of a wild naturey slash. The country-ee naturey part of me finds this kind of hot. Then Orasmyn has an affair with Fang. Um.. this one is a little weird for me. He follows Gazzy's advice. Like he should. Gazzy might only be nine but I believe he is very wise for his age. Orasmyn finds true love in Iggy. Hehe. I can see it happening. Yes I can.

19. Four (Max) invites Three (Iggy) and Eight (Rose) to her house for dinner. What happens?
Well, obviously Iggy is there to cook. The other two obviously can't cook worth anything. Rose and Max would talk about their weird dark boyfriends, considering that Rose is with Christian like she should be and Iggy would be just be sitting there going 'why the heck did you invite me for?'

20. Nine (Cato) tries to get Five (Christian) to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Why would buff Cato want to do yoga in the first place. For the peace and destressing? Okay, so lets say he did, Christian would be all like 'no, that's boring' and Cato would be all like 'it'll help calm you down so you'll be able to control your fire powers better' and Christian would say fine and they'd go and they'd be calmer and whatever.

21. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One (Gazzy) or Six (Sita)?
GAZZY'S HOUSE! Spend a day with the flock? I'd be the happiest girl in the world. Sita is awesome, don't get me wrong, and her houses are freakin huge as heck, and she'd have all the books in the world... Well, crap. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!! Sita kind of scares me a little but all those books...Uhhhhhhhhhhh... Can't I just ask the flock to spend a day at Sita's house with me? I can't? Darn. Well, I'm never going to have to decide so who the heck cares.

22. Two (Fang) and Seven (Orasmyn) are making out. Ten (Katniss) walks in... Their reaction?
Fang and Orasmyn. Umm. I don't approve but uh okay. Katniss would be like 'Fang! A lion is trying to eat you! I'll get my bow' and Fang would be like 'She saw nothing! Hide in the closet' then Katniss would come back and Fang would tell her the lion ran away.

23. Three (Iggy) falls in love with Six (Sita). Eight (Rose) is jealous. What happens?
Of course Iggy would fall in love with Sita. He might have enhanced hearing but compared to her? He's got nothing and she's a freakin hot vampire. Rose could be jeolous but I think it'd be more that she's jeolous of Sita's powers than being able to woo Iggy.

24. Four (Max) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten (Katniss), Two (Fang), or Seven (Orasmyn)?
Max jumps me in a dark alley? What the heck did I do? I don't think Katniss would help me, she already has all the other stuff to deal with, but I think she would if she happened to walk by. Fang would help in the 'Max! What the heck do you think you are doing kind of way' and not really care about my well being unless we actually knew each other. But he'd save me by taking Max away. Orasmyn being the sweety that he is would try to help.

25. One (Gazzy) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?
This is Gazzy we're talking about. It'd probly be cooking show filled with explosives and he'd probly use a lot of funny voices. In fifteen minutes you'd either walk in seeing an adorable little boy doing his thing, totally capturing the hearts of all his viewers or a giant explosion that blows up the whole room.
Ooh fanfic idea

26. Three (Iggy) has to marry either Eight (Rose), Four (Max), or Nine (Cato). Who does he choose?
IggyRose? Um, not really sure. I guess it could work. Miggy? I guess, I don't like it but I'm not gonna deny that it could happen. IggyCato slash. Interesting but nope. I think I say IggyRose

27. Seven (Orasmyn) kidnaps Two (Fang), and demands something from Five (Christian) for Two (Fang)'s release. What is it?
Hahahaha! Orasmyn kidnaps Fang! Hehehe. Oh my gosh, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Okay... giggle... I don't think Fang was kidnapped. Orasmyn would be like come with me, let's mess with Christian but still give Max a laugh at the same time or something. So Fang says okay and they fake the kidnapping. so Orasmyn asks something from Christian. Honestly though, why the heck would Christian want Fang back. Unless Max and Rose are like best friends now and not getting Fang back would totally piss off Rose. Like I said CHRISTIAN AND ROSE ARE TOGETHER! Anyways. Orasmyn would ask for umm... a rose in Max's garden?
Fanfic idea number three

28. You get to meet either Two (Fang) or Six (Sita). Who do you choose?
FANGirl for life. But Sita's my idol. Ugh. i have no clue

29. Ten (Katniss) challenges Four (Max) to a chariot race. What happens?
Being the two stubborn girls who do not like looking weak that they are of course they are going to race. So, I know Katniss has had experience on chariots before, but Max is still going to win. The girl's got like wings and supersonic speed for gosh sakes.

30. Everyone gangs up on Three (Iggy). What happens?
Cuz he's blind? That'd be messed up. Or maybe cuz he set up some bomb patha pissed everyone off. Yes, that sounds a lot more likely. Iggy would lose for sure. I know he is very strong and all but against all of these people, especially Sita? He'd lose.

31. Everyone is invited to Two (Fang) and Ten (Katniss)'s wedding except for Eight (Rose). How do they react?
So Fang and Katniss are getting married. I guess I can see it happening. She is very similar to Max in a lot of ways. Fang's making a mistake though. He loves Max, he just thinks that he loves Katniss. Rose, not invited. Well, shoot. There's gonna be some trouble. Oh! If Max and Rose are like best friends then Rose would be even madder. Max would be all 'I want Fang to be happy, so I'm just to cry when no one's looking' and Rose would know about it and then since she isn't invited she'd like crash the wedding and be like 'Fang, you're stupid! Don't marry her! Marry Max! She's the girl you love!' then Fang would be like 'You're right, I do love Max' and everyone lives happily ever after.
Fanfic idea number three part two

Oh my gosh, this number question thing has been the best one yet. Other than that one where Gazzy was supposedly part of a three some the couples and stuff were actually really good ones. I also had a lot of fun commenting on a lot of these and it gave me a lot inspiration. Three awesome fanfic ideas.


VAMPIRE ACADEMY/ BLOODLINES

1. Christian 2. Rose 3. Sydney 4. Adrian 5. Jill 6. Abe 7. Keith 8. Eddie 9. Jesse 10. Mia 11. Nathan 12. Mason

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

No, i know abe does crazy things sometimes but this is definitely not one of them

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yups

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

They were best friends and i guess i could see the bromance but that does not change the fact that eddie is a guy and guys can not get prego

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

one or two

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Nope, that'd be incest

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Nine/Five. it could actually work. hehe

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

he'd try to bite both their necks while the two are 'occupied'

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Sydney meets Mia at court. The two get along and go on a shopping spree

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

There should be. everything that theyve been through and trying to protect rose and stuff should create a pretty strong friendship

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

Losing

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Nope, he's not even listed as a main character

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Two/Four. Little Rose

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

dont listen to music

14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Violence. A lot of violence

15) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

never

16)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Okay, so Christian and Keith are in a relationship (could be a somewhat hot slash), then Jesse runs off with Keith (they would), then Christian has a one night stand with Nathan (I thought he hated stigroi) and an affair with Mason (Rose's other man). Then he follows Jills's advice and finds true love with Sydney (Sure).

17) What title would you give this fic?

Gay Relationships End Straight


Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil... Okay only the one's named Lissa:)
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement... for height and Built;)
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up his and the flocks lives in 9 words... or a letter that can pour out 14 years worth of love:'(
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium... Unless you want your best-friend to know you love

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
38. You became a treehugger after reading The Final Warning.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog... They are very cool you know!
41. If your anything like Max you will save your best guy friend's life on more than 3 occasions:)


The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go


You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*


I am the girl who forced her mom to drive her to the mall so she could buy Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports the day she finished School’s Out -- Forever. (YEP! THIS IS SO ME!)

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!


MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Sure

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Yeah

3. Do you think Fang is hot.

Duh!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ee

5. Did you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Nope

6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Hehehe

7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

You know it!

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I wanted to, but then I'd be hurting my baby

9. Who is your favorite character?

The Gasman

10. Do you like Jeb?

Ehh.

11. Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Nope, I was too busy freaking out cuz I though Fang was gonna let Max drown and I was slowing plotting his death, then I read some more and I was like "oh, okay then."

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

No freakin duh!

13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Angel is evil so yes I did. Nudge had a break down. It was gonna happen eventually. I don't blame her. The only flock member without a breakdown was Fang somewhere during the story. I guess you could count the part where Fang punched the wall of the cave when Max ran away and some other things. His breakdowns weren't as isolated or drastic as the others.

14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports or Nevermore

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Don't listen to music

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

See above

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

Well, now that I know who it is. It totally made sense. Not gonna say it out loud for those of you who haven't read Nevermore or my Toy Story story. Just gonna say. I totally suspected it was this person from the beginning. Gosh, I just realized that I gave away the gender in this answer.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Lack of plot...

15. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax


1. Gazzy 2. Fang 3. Max 4. Iggy 5. Ella 6. Angel 7. Celeste 8. Total 9. Nudge 10. Ratchet 11. Star 12. Holden

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Nope and I don't wanna

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Pretty hot

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hahaha. Poor Holden has to take care of a pregnant Total. Not that it could ever happen, but it'd be hilarious

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A couple

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eew. No! I've seen some fanfics of this, but it's just wrong.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five/ten cuz it can actually happen. it could work i guess

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Celeste wouldn't have come in cuz he made it happen.

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Umm. Max and Ratchet sat around the campfire exchanging stories about Fang.

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NOO!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Finding Comfort in a Teddy

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Oh Gosh, Hurt/ Comfort.

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Well, I know a couple people who read Max Ride, and since she's the main character and the book is in her pov then yeah.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I don't know anyone who writes Max Ride fanfics. Maybe i do, i just don't know that they do

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Not really sure.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you use?

I don't listen to music

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I don't know. Other than Angel, the other two aren't really you know that mean. probly with something about Angel manipulating the other two

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Some weird one about how dark he is? I don't know

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

The guy who kept the dog.

20) How emo is Seven?

VERY emo!


Personally I actually hate Angel. The second she said the words "They're ripe now," I've like despised her. That line like totally pissed me off. Seriously, every time I read that line I just start fuming. I don't really understand it at all. Everything she does in the book after that instant doesn't even compare to that line and she's done a lot of things that just made me hate her more. Sometimes i just dont understand myself.


GAZZY IS THE MOST AMAZING LITTLE BOY EVER!!! HE'S STRONG, ADORABLE, SWEET, KIND, CARING, OBSERVANT, AND YOUNG!! HE DESERVES TO RECOGNIZED! HE DESERVES TO BE REPRESENTED! HE DESERVES TO BE APPRECIATED! SPREAD THE WORD! TELL PEOPLE ABOUT HIM! MAKE SOME POSTERS! SHOW THIS SWEET LITTLE BOY THAT YOU CARE! SHOW HIM SOME LOVE!!!


Quoting the Gasman: From the Books

Gazzy: Our plan is hot dogs? I like this plan.

Gazzy: I vill destroy the snickuh bahrs!

Gazzy: How did they even know we were up here? Who looks up in a tree?

Gazzy: Pigs are so lucky, no one cares if they are dirty or live in a pigsty.

Max: Gazzy looked from me to Fang to Iggy. Clearly thinking that he was sunk now that I had obviously severed all ties with reality.

Max: I was starting to think you were kind of dirt colored.

Gazzy: Call it camouflage.

"Yeah, so, Max and Dylan are supposed to like, go to Germany and have kids together."
"What?!"
"Gazzy!"
"What? Was I not supposed to say anything?" -Gazzy, Fang, & Max

Max: "Now. Lets say they come and get us."
Iggy:"And like, the halls are full of zebra's."
Gazzy:"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere."
Nudge:"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky."
Iggy: "Yeah. I'll grab a zebra, Gaz, you fill the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; then we'll all throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!"

Quoting the Gasman: From my Stories

Gazzy: We're ugly? Please. I'm adorable

Gazzy: I DROPPED MY HOT DOG!

Gazzy: What? That dude said he was going to get me food! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Gazzy: Hey, wasn't she talking to a guy earlier? Did the guy turn into a girl?

Gazzy: I could be like fifty for all I know.


What my wings would look like if I was in Maximum Ride: Deep redish maroon but with a little more orange and the tips would be pinkish peach with orange.


You Know You are a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yup.)

You write fanfictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (not yet, but I probably will soon)

Everything reminds you of the book. (yes)

You quote random lines all the time. (yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (noooooo... maybe... yes.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Yup)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (no, don't have an iPod)

You've got a book memorized. (yes I read it so much that I just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, then chapters, and then books)

You've read a book more than five times. (Five? Try fifty.)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (two hours, give or take.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (yup.)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no- love my ships too much)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes)

Your idol is a character from a book (yeah)


Don't
worry, friends, i took the writer's pledge. For those of you who don't know,
the writer's pledge is:

I pledge to finish every story i start,

or give it up for adoption.

I pledge to update any free moment i have,

unless i suffer from writer's block,

but not to rush through it.

i will only start as many stories as i am prepared to handle,

to avoid update delay.

i pledge to listen to reviews,

and take them to heart,

and not to block people

just because they show me im doing something wrong.

i pledge not to steal ideas,

or even lines from other stories,

unless of course their mine.

i pledge to take my account seriously,

no matter anyone else's opinions about fanfiction.

I pledge to start a new story whenever it is possible,

and make to follow this pledge for each one.

copy and paste to your profile if you took my pledge.


Fanfiction
is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English
Class. (I used to hate writing, now I kind of like it. I never actually read it
out loud, even if people love it, I still think it's crappy.)

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them. (It'd be
nice to have a guy though)

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something
different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they
know it's who they really are


My Fanfiction Way:

I will not read or write slashes, maybe as minor couples but not as main characters, even though I think some of them are really hot/ cute together

I don't mind spelling errors, but my gosh, at least show that you can spell something. Some of the stories just hurts to read.

It's through people, something goes through something else, not threw.

I write and read what I believe in, if I don't believe in a pairing, I won't read or write it even if it's the 'it' pairing.

I love CatoNiss, the more brutal, the better, and I feel like these are the stories that should have the good lemons. I can't write lemons therefore, I can't write any CatoNiss

You start a Hunger Games story off with Katniss finds the pin at the hob or Prim gives Katniss the pin? I'm sorry, I just can NOT read that.

I LOVE reading the characters read the books stories

I love stories that are different

I love good parodies.

i don't force people to review. I don't go "I want this many reviews before I update," I don't need reviews, it just makes me happy when people do.

What makes me really, really happy is when I get a ton of viewers.

My ANs tend to be kinda long and I appologise for that.

I tend to stay away from clichés and high school stories.

Unless it's a parody, i don't read stories that are too OOC


1. FANG 2. GAZZY 3. CHRISTIAN 4. CATO 5. IGGY 6. MAX 7. ROSE 8. FINNICK 9. ANNIE 10. ABE

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Fang! I love you! Look! I have you in plush form." then i'd hug him, then he'd freak out and run away.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Go out and play with Gazzy? Yays, he's the cutest little boy ever! Romantically, nope, that's just nasty.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"Christian! Get the heck out of here!"

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

That'd be weird, but I guess it could work, kinda.

Number 5 cooked you dinner

I've always wanted to taste his food.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

She must really be tired if she's not watching the little ones. Gotta let her sleep. Steal her cookies

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Cool! I'm a vampire that kicks butt!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

"Finnick, get better soon so you can take care of Annie."

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

If she did then she probly didnt know she was doing it.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

So? If he payed attention to me, I probly run screaming

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?

If he knew me then he'd save me, if he didn't then he'd just let me deal with.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd try his best to help and get me water and stuff, but he probly won't be able to do much. He's only nine after all.

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?

Something illegal or pyroy.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4?

The non killer hungry Cato would probly be all heroic and break down the door and help me out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?

Do it with me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?

Eww. First of all he's like fourty and second EWWW! Max would look at me like "Eww, what the heck."

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?

Tell me all her drama and I'd feel better.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?

Use his soft soothing voice that we all know he has.

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?

i will NEVER compete in a tournament, but if I did? Yes, she would.

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?

Ask me if I did anything illegal and if he can join.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Tall, dark, muscular. Total bad boy with a sweet side.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Umm. No, just no. They can't get together, but it'd be cute that Gazzy has a little crush.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Dark pyromatic guy dressed in black. Heck no.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Gazzy would be kind of sad, cuz obviously if it was between him and Cato, Cato would win.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Nope, Max belongs with Fang. Some people wanted them too though.

Number 6 appears to be a player, s/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Smack Fang, cuz obviously it's his fault.

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Yup, theres something in my hair.

Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Hahaha, really Finnick really? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?


This or That?
Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
Vampire Academy
Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
Shadow Kiss
Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
Vampire Academy
Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
Blood Promise
Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
Christian, but if it's between these two then Adrian. I dispise Dimitri
Who do you like more:
Rose or Dimitri?
Rose
Rose or Adrian?
Rose
Rose or Lissa?
Rose. Hate Lissa too
Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian
Rose or Mia?
Rose
Christian or Lissa?
Christian. LOVE YOU CHRISTIAN!
Christian or Dimitri?
Christian
Kirova or Alberta?
Alberta
Adrian or Christian?
Christian
Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Janine Hathaway
Lissa or Mia?
Mia
Eddie or Mason?
Eddie
Anna or Vladimir?
Anna
Adrian or Mason?
Adrian
Eddie or Christian?
Christian
Eddie or Adrian?
Eddie
Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi or Victor?
Blonde Strigoi, cuz he almost got rid of Dimitri. But darn, Dimitri got saved then Christian and Lissa got back together. Why Rachael Reed, why?
Moroi or Dhampir?
Dhampir
Dimitri or Adrian?
Adrian


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters


Hunger Games quiz
Favorite character?
Cato
Favorite adult?
Finnicks an adult right?
Favorite scene?
The book, Katniss uses the flashlight to play with Buttercup. The movie, Cato's death scene.
Favorite couple?
CatoNiss!
Favorite tribute?
Cato
TEAM
Cato
What do you think?
Peeta/Katniss
They're all right.
Gale/Katniss
I actually prefer this one
Gale/Madge
They're perfect for each other!
Peeta/Madge
I just don't see that
Finnick/Katniss
It could work if Finnick didn't have Annie
Finnick/Annie
Anyone who hates this is cruel, CRUEL I TELL YOU!
Peeta/Johanna
Shrugs
Finnick/Johanna
No, Finnick belongs with Annie.
Madge/Katniss
They are friends, I just don't like it.
If Katniss didn't win the Games...
Then Cato would have.
If Peeta died...
Then Cato would have ended up with Katniss.
If Gale died...
That'd be very sad.
If Finnick died...
HE DID DIE! Poor Annie.
If Rue lived...
She and Prim would have been friends.
If Haymitch stopped drinking.
Uh huh, sure
If Katniss chose Peeta...
She did choose Peeta. She should have chose Cato. I'm beginning to think this person didn't read Mockingjay
If Katniss chose Gale...
Better than Peeta
If President Snow died...
He is dead, and now everyone is living happily ever after in their new world, sortof.
If Voldemort took over...
Um... I'm not really sure.
This or That?
Katniss or Gale?
Katniss.
Gale or Peeta?
Gale
Finnick or Peeta?
Finnick
President Snow or Peeta?
What kind of question is this? I'm not even gonna answer.
Katniss or Madge?
Katniss
Madge or Thresh?
Madge. Technically she started the Mockingjay-rebellion thing when she gave Katniss that pin. She's a key factor in the book. Which is why she SHOULD have been in the movie.
Rue or Clove?
Rue
Cato or President Snow?
CATO!

1. Cato 2. Finnick 3. Annie 4. Katniss 5. Rue 6. Cinna 7. Gale 8. Madge 9. Johanna 10. Peeta 11. Beetee 12. Clove
1. Have you ever thought of 6 (Cinna) and 7 (Gale) as best friends?
No, it's kind of weird
2. Do you think Four (Katniss) is hot? How hot?
Well, she is the girl on fire.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Clove) got Eight (Madge) pregnant?
Well, obviously that wouldn't happen cuz Clove is a girl and girls can't get other girls pregnant, so that would mean Madge cheated on Clove and she would be really mad. She'd probly do something with her knives.
4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine (Johanna)?
She can resist the charm of Finnick Odair
5. Would Two (Finnick) and Six (Cinna)make a good couple?
It's gross. Plus, Cinna likes putting people INTO clothes. When is Finnick ever fully dressed?
6. Five/Nine (Rue/Johanna) or Five/Ten (Rue/Peeta)? Why?
They both sound really wrong.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Cato/Madge) fluff?
I guess they could happen.
8. What score would you give to Five (Rue) if you were the Gamemaker?
Maybe an eight for adorableness
9. (1 Cato) and (7 Gale) are in a happy relationship until (9 Johanna) runs off with (7 Gale). (1 Cato), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11 Beetee) and a brief unhappy affair with (6 Cinna), then follows the wise advice of (5 Rue) and finds true love with (1 Clove)
Gosh, Cato, all this just to get with Clove, tsk tsk. You made some really bad choices though.
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 (Annie)?
Maybe
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven (Beetee)?
Nope
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two(Finnick)/Four(Katniss)/Five(Rue)?
Most likely not, that's just gross.
14. What would happen if Seven (Gale) walked in on Two (Finnick) and Twelve (Clove) having sex?
Be scarred for life.
15. Suggest a title for a Seven (Gale)/Twelve (Clove) in a love scene?
Knives and Arrows
16. What would be a good pick up line for ten (Peeta) to use on two (Finnick)?
Remember the beach scene?
17. What would be a good title for this?
The Beach Scene
18. How would you feel if Seven (Gale)/Eight (Madge) were in a fight?
Well, they're always fighting, but they're obviously perfect for each other.
19. What would you think if you found (5 Rue) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Yays!
20. How would you react if you saw (8 Madge) and (11 Beetee) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
"What are you two doing? Does this have to do with Gale?"
21. How would you feel if (2 Finnick) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Sad, very sad.
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10 Peeta) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
"There's no bread in there, Peeta."
23. What would you think if (1 Cato) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1 Cato) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1Cato) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Poor Cato finally snapped and lost all hope cuz he couldn't defeat Katniss
24. What would you feel this second if (4 Katniss) gave you a daisy right now?
I'm not really sure
25. (6 Cinna) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
"Cinna, I just brushed my hair. It looks fine. Don't mess with it!"
26. (7 Gale), (9 Johanna), and (4 Katniss) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
"Who are you people! Oh, it's you guys, now shut up."
27. What if (2 Finnick) and (11 Beetee) were your teachers?
Beetee would be cool. Maybe math? Maybe Finnick could be a swim instructor? Hehehe.
28. What would (8 Madge) say if (1 Cato) and (5 Rue) got married?
"Bad! Cato! Bad," then hits him on the head with newspaper.
29. Would (2 Finnick) most likely be related to (10 Peeta) or (9 Johanna)?
Well, Finnick and Johanna care about each other, so I think them.
30. What would (6 Cinna) most likely be buying at Target?
Beauty products for his models
31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two (Finnick).
Finnick! EEEEk! THANK YOU!
but he belongs with Annie
One (Cato) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Crap, is this brutal Cato or the Cato of my dreams, cuz if it's brutal Cato then I'm going die really soon, but the other Cato? Yays! "Now go to Katniss!"
Cuz the totally belong together.
Number 2(Finnick) asked you to go out with him?
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!
Number 3 (Annie) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Annie, will you get out please?"
4 (Katniss) announced she's going to marry 9 (Madge) tomorrow?
I know they're friends but um... no, just, no
5 (Rue) cooked you dinner?
"Thanks, Rue! That was really nice of you."
6 (Cinna) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
That's kind of a weird image
7 (Gale) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cool!
8 (Madge) got into the hospital somehow?
"Gale! What'd you do?"
9 (Johanna) made fun of your friends?
Well, of course she would. This is Johanna we're talking about
10 (Peeta) ignored you all the time?
Awwh. Why?
You're on a vacation with number 2 (Finnick) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Finnick) do?
He's kinda like a life guard so he actually knows first aid, fingers crossed, and CPR
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Katniss) do?
She'd run in, she just cares like that.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Rue) do?
Comfort me
You're about to marry number 10 (Peeta). What's 6 (Cinna)'s reaction?
Design my wedding dress
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Gale) cheer you up?
Tell me to suck it up.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 (Madge) calm you down?
Tell me to not listen to Gale, cuz he's just a jerk sometimes
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Johanna) support you?
Never gonna happen, but if I did then she'd join in with me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Peeta) do?
Paint a picture of me laughing
Number 1 (Cato) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's tall, muscular, a total bad boy, and so totally hot.
2 (Finnick) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (Johanna). Your reaction?
"So, all this time, you were just lying to Annie!?" and hit him really, really hard
You're dating number 3 (Annie) and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?
Uh...I don't roll that way, but they'd be okay with it.
Number 4 (Katniss)loves number 9 (Johanna) as well. What does that mean?
Um... well...I don't really know.
Will number 5 (Rue) and 6 (Beetee) ever kiss?
Oh, okay so you take the youngest person and the oldest person and you want them to kiss? That is just WRONG!
You had a haircut and 7 (Gale) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Either I look good, or I look bad. Hopefully I look good.
Number 8 (Madge) thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
"Gale likes you"
Number 9 (Johanna) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
I'm kinda scared to.
10 (Peeta) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
If he's make pizzas and stuff then I guess a while.
1 (Cato) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Rock or heavy metal?
4 (Katniss) slaps 9 (Johanna) with a fish for going out with 7 (Gale).
She's mad cuz Gale's going out with Madge
5 (Rue) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
"Awwh, Rue, you're so CUTE!"
6 (Cinna) cusses 2 (Cato) out in German. 3 (Annie) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
I can't see Cinna cussing. Cato would like what the heck are saying and poor Annie might get scared.
8 (Madge) reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

I didn't write about her?
9Johanna can't stand 1Cato, so how does she get her revenge when he spills soda all over her?

Bad things
Number 3 (Annie) decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?
I'll swim with Annie, just as long as we don't go all the WAY out to sea.
4 (Katniss) and 7 (Gale) compete on DDR. Who wins?
Katniss vs. Gale. Katniss?
5 (Rue) is having a birthday party and her picks a theme. What is it?
Country?
6 (Beetee) and 1 (Cato) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Weapons, duh!
7 (Gale) stalks 10 (Peeta) home. 9 (Johanna) sees this. What does she do?
Well, obviously Gale would stalk Peeta to find out what he's doing with Katniss. Johanna would be pissed cuz she likes Gale.
1(Cato),3(Annie),5(Rue),6(Beetee) each want to kill 4(Katniss). Why?
Other than Cato, I really can't see the other three doing anything, you know, mean.
5 (Rue) and 6 (Beetee) each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
Beetee's side would have all the weapons and Rue's side would be all camouflage
4 (Katniss) dies, how does 1 (Cato) and 10 (Peeta) react to it?
Well, the both love her. They'd probly cry their hearts out.
If 2 (Finnick) asked a random question to 10 (Peeta), what would 10 (Peeta) answer?
Peeta'd be very confused
6 (Beetee) is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9 (Johanna)'s boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
No, he'd make some exposive boogers and escape.
Make up an e-mail address for 6 (Beetee):
BeeteeGoesTickTock@yahoo.com


VA SURVEY:
Favorites:
Who is your favorite character?
Christian Ozera
Who's your favorite Moroi?
Christian Ozera
What're three of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"That's pancreas." Adrian, Frostbite

"Over there, we have an old box full of the writings of the blessed and crazy St. Vladimir. And let's not forget that beautiful table with no legs in the corner." Christian, Vampire Academy

The Best One?

"Christian?"
"This is the time when we sleep, Rose."
"Believe me, I want that too. But I have a question."
"Is it about Victor? Because I need to sleep, and that's just going to piss me off again."
"No, it's about something else."
"Okay, shoot"
"Why didn't you make fun of me over what happened with Stan? Everyone else is trying to figure out if I messed up or did it on purpose. Lissa gave me a hard time. Adrian did a little. And the guardians…well, never mind about them. But you didn't say anything. I figured you'd be the first one with a snappy comment."
"There was no point in giving you a hard time. I know you didn't do it on purpose."
"Why not? I mean, not that I'm contradicting you- because I didn't do it on purpose-but why are you so sure?"
"Because of our conversation in culinary science. And because of the way you are. I saw you in Spokane. Anyone who did what you did to save us ... well, you wouldn't do something childish like this."
"Wow. Thanks. I ... well, that means a lot. You're like the first person who actually believes I just messed up without any ulterior motives."
"Well, I don't believe that either."
"Believe what? That I messed up? Why not?"
"Weren't you just listening? I saw you in Spokane. Someone like you doesn't mess up or freeze. Plus, I saw your face out there."
"Out...on the quad?"
"Yeah. I don't know what happened, but the way you looked ... that wasn't the look of someone trying to get back at a person. It wasn't the look of someone blanking out at Alto's attack either. It was something different... I don't know. But you were completely consumed by something else-and honestly? Your expression? Kind of scary."
"Yet...you aren't giving me a hard time over that either."
"Not my business. If it was big enough to take you over like that, then it must be serious. But if push comes to shove, I feel safe with you, Rose. I know you'd protect me if there was really a Strigoi there. Okay. Now that I've bared my soul, can we please go to bed? Maybe you don't need beauty sleep, but some of us aren't that lucky."

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?
When Rose left at the end of Shadow Kissed.. (Not really a happy moment, but one of the most honest ones. Never liked Lissa anyways.)
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The cave, when Dimitri gets turned
Which book cover was your favorite?
Last Sacrifice
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Easily.


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Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:
1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.
2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.
3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?
4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.
5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)


94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "


65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with MAXIMUM RIDE, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are anything like me.

My Quotes

my aunt- thats where i got it from. every time i see a chihuahua, i just want to kick it.

me- sorry i cant make eggs at camp.

me- cutting watermellons is fun!

me- fangos rhymes with mangos.

me- the bear looks so soft and cuddly. i wanna pet it, but it might eat me.
(after dinner)
me- i will sleep here.
my friend Victoria- ok
me- that way if a bear comes and attacks our tent it would eat me last.
my friend Thy- wow, your so nice (insert sarcasm)
me- i know, right?
(morning)
me- oh look theres a sandwich in my bag.
everyone else that is tenting with me- ...
me- the bear didnt come cuz i have cocoa (my teddy bear) and it didnt want to hurt its friend.
Thy- uh huh, sure.

me- shut up you pork!

me- that darn chihuahua!

me- so i went to Hawaii and got my plushies some souvenirs.

me- liggo my iggos.

my friend Audrey- your brother is so cute and quiet.
me- no he isnt.
Audrey- yes he is. stop blaming your brother!

me- my friends thinks Johnny (my brother) is cute and quiet.
grandpa- (laughs) yeah at scouts, but at home, he never shuts up.

(while we were playing slap thirteen)
me- why did you slap me?
my nephew Andrew- cuz its fun
me- i hate you
Andrew- how many times did you lose.
me- twice.
(laughs)
Johnny- how many times did you get slapped?
me- like fifty? whats wrong with you people?

me- my pets are wierd.
Thy- why
me- cuz my rabbits eat dog food and my chickens eat dog food.
my friend Tim- then what does your dog eat?
me- oh. he eats rice.

my friend- you know why the only people in Fear Factor are white and black people?
me- why?
my friend- because they know that asians can eat anything and hispanics can jump over anything.

my friend Kevin t- whats your favorite kind juice?
me- apple juice.
(Kevin looks at me like i am crazy)
Kevin- whats wrong with orange juice.
me- nothing i just like apple better.
Kevin- sure.

Johnny- when you scratch your ears, your butt itches.

(talking about my dog Fang)
mom- he only likes me because i feed him.

(Fang tries to chase the chihuahuas)
my aunt- dang, i have never seen a dog run so slow.

me- i hate volleyball.
my friend Alan- why?
me- cuz everytime i play, i either injure someone or get hit in the face. plus it never goes over the net anyways.

me- i am getting some fried chicken. do you want some?
Dorothy- what did you say about cannibalism?
me- (facepalm)

Thy- we were lost looking for our campsite, 'oh look theres cocoa, Rebecca(me)'s here' and that is how we found it.

my aunt's friend Teresa- see Johnny and Dorothy's ears stick out like yours.
my aunt- Becky(me)'s are back more.
me- thats cuz they're normal.

me- aww. we ran out of apple juice?

me- hum de dum dum

me- i almost hit the flag pole... twice.

this guy named Minh- Fang is emo.
me- no he isnt.
Minh- yes he is.
me- no he isnt. now shut up and go smack yourself.

me- mom can we get this.
mom- no Fang already has too many toys.
me- no, me. i want it. its so cute.
(mom walks away)

my friend Yelson- why you do always look though the window before going in on wednesdays.
me- cuz i want to see if Roland is there. if isnt then 'Yay'. if he is then i try to walk in before he sees me.

(after a couple months at a different tutoring place)
my tutor Dat (eyes popped out)- oh no your back!

my friend- why do you hate Roland so much.
me- becuase he enjoys making my life miserable.

Dat- you wont find that book that you look at so much.
(after a minute of searching)
me- ha, i found it.
Dat- darn it

me- gosh, i hate Roland.
my friend Richard- i know me too.
me- i told you guys he was evil last year, but no one listened to me.
Richard- i know where his car is, lets go smash his windshield.

my tutor Minh- where have guys been
Richard- Bao wanted to get two bowls of pho.

me- oh my gosh. i found shrimp eggs.

my friend Darien- im not allowed to make popcorn.
me- why?
Darien- because last time i put it in for ten minutes and the bag exploded.
me- why did you put it in for ten minutes?
Darien- because it said so to on the bag.
me- why didnt you just use the popcorn button?
Darien- theres a popcorn button?

(talking about what happened history class)
my friend- i got detention
me- why?
my friend- because i killed a cockroach

me- hey dont kill that cockroach
a guy named vaughn- why not?
me- cuz its cute.

(after the earthquake at the dog park)
some lady with a chihuahua- all you dogs fail at being dogs. not one of you barked.

my history teacher Mr. Choate- be nice to the crazy people, because in twenty years when they are going down their lists, you dont want to be one of them.

mom- dumb dog, he saw a rat and started shaking

(us decideing which dog to give away)
me, Johnny, and Dorothy- we want Shadow
mom- no, we're keeping Fang
me- why
mom- because shadow is too black

my friend Linh- what happened to my boiled egg?
me- oh Spotty(my old dog) took it.

me- arent avacados bad for dogs?
my aunt- yeah, but he steals them anyways.

me- my cousin is evil
my friend- no she isnt, shes so cute.
me- yes she is, she tried to push me down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Choate- Fang's gay?
me- Fang's not gay.
Mr. Choate- but it says Max plus Fang on your binder.
me- Max is a girl.
Mr. Choate- oh.

me- i ate three bags of kettle corn.
thy- dang.
me- well its healthy.

me- oh my gosh, its the attack of puffballs!

(on the cruise with a lot of people walking around)
my cousin Tiffany- my dad's going poop!
Andrew- dang if she was my daughter i would of smacked by now.

me- i love monopoly, but when i play with myself, i always lose.

me- why is it that everytime i try to walk though that door i miss and hurt myself.

(at school before the musical starts)
mom- why is there a homeless women walking in your school?
me- mom... she's a teacher.

(my grandma's accident where she somehow parked on top of two cars)
police officer- (in shock)how did you get up there?
my grandma- i dont know, you tell me that

me- oh my gosh your ears are bigger then Aunty's

my aunt- how did you find me.
Teresa- i saw your ears

me- die Dylan die
my friend Dylan- what did i do?
me- sorry i wasnt talking about you, i was talking to the evil Dylan.
Dylan- okay? sure (walks away)

me- darn it, i broke another spoon. how did this even happen, im eating rice.

Johnny- i broke my vocal spine

my friend Patrick- did someones tummy just growl?

me- chipmunks go moo

my grandma- watch me drive
me- your kidding right
Johnny- yeah and she'll teach you how to park on top of cars.

my grandma- i hit a curb!
me- yeah, its your specialty

me- i am going to be him for halloween (pointing to my Fang plushie) and i'll bring him with me, so i can walk around saying "look we're twins!"

my friend Tasha-want to buy some girl scout nuts?

Johnny (in the bathroom)- Oh No! the nuggets are giving me diarea. Oh no! my friends are not talking to me! No, they are drowning! give them CPR!


Me- i hate spanish

my friend Breyanna- why? you're Mexican.

Me- no... i'm not


(currently 2010)

my friend Ha- do you believe in 2012

Me- no but if it is real then we will die next year.


drivers ed video- if your car is going out of control and you can not stop hit something soft... like a tree.


my mom- put on your swim suits we are going to Mexico

my cousin Tiffany- why which pool are we going to?


me- this year i am getting a twilight pinata for my birthday so i can beat the crap out of it and no one will look at me wield.


(on the cruise in the middle of the night)

(Johnny calls my cousin with the cruise phone)- Bring me some mangos. i want some mangos


Johnny (looking at a map of the world)- where's Canada? i cant find it

me (texting Vanessa)- can you believe that Johnny doesnt know where Canada is on a map?

Vanessa- really? oh my god... wait is that above the US, or below the US?

me (facepalm)


me: you should read maximum ride, its awesome

my friend Melissa: no, it sounds like a drug

me:but its not

Melissa:it is a drug, thats where Fang (my plushie) came from, you bring him everywhere. he is your drug. now try and tell me its not a drug

me (no comment)

Melissa: Thats what i thought


My tutor Matt: for attendence think of a four legged animal starting with the first letter of your name.

me: i cant think of one

Matt: you couldve said rabbit

me: rabbits have four legs?

Matt: yes

me: dont they have two?

Matt: no they dont

me: i dont believe you (thinking of rabbits), no they have two

Matt (facepalm)


Me: people are so mean sometimes

my friend Ryan:its okay, theyve just been eating too much jerky

(Angelina puts mayo on hot dog)
old lady: ive put mayonnaise on everything but never hot dogs. where are you from?
Angelina: california
(i put ketchup on corn)
old lady: what are they teaching you kids in california? Oh, what grade are you kids in?
(Angelina and Tiffany respond)
me: im in community college but i want to transfer to ucdavis
old lady: I dont think theyll let you in there if they find out you eat corn with ketchup

(after dinner and we are taking a picture with this showgirl)(we call Vanessa over)
photographer (tilts his head back in a pose and says in a very feminine accent): Vanessa come here

(at dinner and the menu said penne marscapone)
Johnny: i would like the be de
(everyone laughs, it means gay in vietnamese)
Vanessa: He wants the be de named penne

Vanessa: the parents are like paparazzi, i just want one picture but they always come and crowd around us

me: I lost to a balloon

(me annoying Dorothy, then the machine makes a sssssssshhussss sound)
me singing: I got shushed by a machine, shushed by a machine, shushed by a machine

Vanessa: if you put ice on your hand then put salt on it, your hand will burn
Johnny: i want to try
(Johnny puts salt and ice on hand)
Johnny: My hands are bumpy! oh wait thats the salt

(i got these pikachu house slippers months ago and i named them my pikashoes)
me: give me back my pikashoes
Johnny: wait, pikaSHOES. i get it now!

(Took him long enough to get it)

Tiffany says: tickle tickle
(i smile)

Richard says: laugh
(i start giggling like crazy)

me: so last night there were these weird rumbling noises and im like oh my gosh the ship is sinking then the noises stopped then im like okay i guess it isnt sinking. then i hear something that kinda sounds like a drill and im like oh my gosh the mexicans are trying to drill though my wall, cuz you know we are in mexico and if some strange man is going swim to the ship and try to drill through my wall theyd have to live pretty close.
Tiffany: wow, racist much?
me: im not being racist, if we were like in asia or something, id think it was an asian

Dorothy (to Angelina): you never insulted asians?
me: really? thats like a viet thing, we always insult ourselves
Angelina: no they dont
me: i went to La Quinta high school, its like 60% vietnamese, everyone insults themselves
Angelina: its not just vietnamese
me: yes it is, you never hear a black guy saying "darn black people" or a white guy saying "darn white people" but you hear us saying "darn asians" all the freakin time, its normal for us

(Johnny hurt his finger playing basketball)
Johnny singing: my thumb is black, my thumb is black, my thumb is black

one of our awesome servers Alben: my name is Alben
me: Alvin and the chipmuncks!

(we just got out from the chocolate buffet and got our lunch and we are carrying like five trays of food)(we are about to walk away)
this guy sitting at the table close to us: wait, where are you going? we want to see if you can eat all that food
Tiffany: oh we are bringing these up for our other cousins to eat too
(she was lying by the way, that was all for us)

Tiffany: if i fell off the boat would you help me?
(me walking aways)

me: dude, why dont they have rice during breakfast?

(the first day)
me: where are the hash browns!? i went on this cruise ship for the awesome hash browns
(the hash browns dont show up til the last breakfast of the entire cruise trip)
me: really?? they totally did that on purpose!

me: he poked me and i fell off the bed

(i was walking up the stairs to deck 9 from deck 3, and this guy in stripes was going up the stairs too but on the opposite side so the our paths kinda crisscrossed)(me walking up to the first deck, i see him)
man in stripes: hi
me: hi
(walking up towards another deck)
man in stripes: so we meet again!?


(me and Dorothy sleeping)

(all of a sudden at like 2am Dorothy makes a weird noise in her sleep)

me: what?

Dorothy mumbles: 27

me: did you say 27?

Dorothy:27

me: why are you saying 27?

Dorothy:27

me: wait, are you asleep?

Dorothy:...


my friend Tai: We should do archery

me: Like the hunger games

my friend Kevin P: Yeah, and we can learn to hunt

me: I can't hunt

my friend Karen: why not?

me: I can't shoot animals, I'd rather shoot people

Karen: so you'll starve?

me: no, i'll look for berries of something

Karen: so, if you had a person and a bunny right in front of you, you'd kill the person?

me: yup

Karen: I don't want to be near you then


me: so apparently my two toes go into a fight while i was running


(Talking to my sister)

me: Hey, you want to help at the zoo next friday?

Dorothy: What are we going to do?

me: When do you want to go? There's the morning, afternoon, evening, and night shifts.

Dorothy: What would we be doing?

me: The morning is setting things up and stuff. The evening is formal and we could do the face painting and the crafts and stuff. The night one is just putting everything away. um... the afternoon one? OH MY GOD! We can wipe down the carousel animals!

(Dorothy looks at me weird)


(After I read Beast)

Dorothy: Why don't they ever make a kid version of Beauty and the Beast

Me: Cuz that wouldn't work

Dorothy: Why not?

Me: Dude, who isn't going to fall in love with a lion cub


Me: I made scout secretary!

My friend Michael: I hope you get robbed.


1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Rebizzle

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)

Maroon Sparrow

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)

Minh Tam Stern

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4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

Zamre

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)

Purple Hot Chocolate

6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Diem Son

7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Pumpkin


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. YES!
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. Boots.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I find them creepy now)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 5


WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 1

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard. (Don't give me a skateboard unless you want to die.)
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 1

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 3

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it. (A compliment!)
You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 2

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

Total: 0


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

on forehead. its kinda faded and but its still there. plus its the only one that i can remember where i got it. I accidentally stabbed myself with a fork

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Pictures of baby me and eeveelutions

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

None.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Country

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

3am

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To play Bomberman

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

My SEGA Genesis

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZEDPOSSESSION(S)?

My flock plushies and my books

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

Way too short

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

After Max Ride? A little bit

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Sometimes, I get paranoid.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

My mom when i was ten

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

something appley

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Dark

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

Somewhere outside

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Neither, I perfer tea or hot chocolate

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Sausage

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Sushi

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

Cocoa, my teddy bear from a tutoring center in fifth grade

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Maybe, maybe not

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

no

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

I like small little shops better

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Dog named Fang. Believe it or not, his name is a complete coincidence.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

German Shepard, Corgi, Dalmatian mix

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Yes, I could. I probly won't even realize it until after he left. It's happened before.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

A nice hand written letter

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

46

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

Brunette

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My mom

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Lots of things

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

To Mexico on cruises

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Stuffed animals and animals

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

No, but I know people who know famous people.

37. FIRST JOB?

Internship at my mom's company

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

no.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Filling out something else.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Yeah, when I was two cuz I had lazy eye

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My drawings and my boots

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Anything pokemon, book, stuffed animal, or animal related.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

Two. A boy, then a girl

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Nope.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

No, I wish when the clock strikes 11:11

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Whatever I have

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yup, sometimes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?

roast beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Chewing on my lips

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Don't have any

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yups.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

To a point

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I yell at inanimate objects

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

The zoo

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Stuffed animals.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

Some

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Yes, I was actually for a little longer than most people.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Sometimes

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mac and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

A simple boy who can make me laugh and build me book shelves and teases me a lot. Maybe a cowboy

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Becky, Becka, Rebequa

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

don't know.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

The Mentalist

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

Not telling you people

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Chocolate Molten Crunch

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yesh

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

When I had wii fit

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

Nope, but I checked and there was one

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

70 on the freeway. I don't like driving fast

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

I dun care.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

nothing

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Naked brand juice

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My mom to ask her to pick me up

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

The smile

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG?

Don't have one

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Twilight

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

May, cuz its the birthday month. Not just my birthday, but other people's too

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Taurus cuz thats what I am or we could go chicken from the chinese zodiac

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Tommy's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Yes. Spicy tuna

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED

I can't remember

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Halloween

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

nope, I'm musically challenged

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Neither

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Like four books

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

I don't know what it is. It's purpley and small though. It's sort of roundish too. Yups, I don't know my cars at all.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

The Giver, just read like the first page

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

I can do it in two words! Non. Existing.


1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes, by weird guys.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

My Fang plushie is mine. All mine

3) What's your middle name?

Minh Tam

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

Maybe, do I even have one? Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

6) What is your current mood

bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

White

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Blue

9) Missing something?

Most likely

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Make my parents move to some place in the country

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Bat, so I can stay a mammal and fly. Plus they're cute

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yup, you know how many times I go hiking and almost fall off the ledge? A lot of times

13) Something you do a lot?

Read

14) The song stuck in your head?

None

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

sierra4you

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Rebecca Nguyen. Creepy huh? She has my name and my birthday and we're asian.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Does a classroom with 30 people count?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Hot chocolate

22) What's your biggest secret?

Not telling you people, it's a secret for a reason

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Sometimes...

25) What are you?

Shy girl that reads too much

26) Do you speak any other language?

Hehe.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Sheltered

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Nothing much

31) What should you be doing?

Homework...

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My friend, for a lot of reasons

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Nope

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Something bird related

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Yeah, I get more awkward then I usually am.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dark brown

_Your Future

58. Want to be Married?

Yes

59: Careers in Mind:

Vetenarian but I don't think I could make it.

60. Where Do You Want to Live?:

A small little town

61. Car

Something roundish with a cute face

_Which is Better with the Opposite Sex_

62. Hair Colour:

Dark brown

63. Hair Length:

Shortish, but not too short. I like the cute naturally messy look

64. Eye Colour:

Dark brown

65. Height:

Taller Than Me.

66. Cute or Sexy:

A little of both with a touch of nerdiness

67. Lips or Eyes:

Eyes.

68. Hugs or Kisses:

Hugs, I want cuddles XD

69. Short or Tall:

Not too tall and he can be short but he still has to be taller than me.

70. Easygoing or Serious:

A little of both

71. Romantic or Spontaneous:

Romantic in a nerdy way

72. Fatty or Skinny:

Neither. Average is Fine.

73. Sensitive or Loud:

Sensitive.

74. Hook-Up or Relationship:

Relationship.

75. Sweet or Caring:

Caring

76. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:

Both

_Have You Ever_

77. Kissed a Stranger:

Nope.

78. Had Alcohol:

sips

79. Smoked:

Nope

80. Ran Away From Home:

No.

81. Broken a Bone:

No, but it's kinda surprising considering how many times i trip on a daily basis

82. Gotten an X-Ray:

Teeth xrays

83: Been with Someone:

not really

84. Broke Someones Heart:

Yeah, creepy stalker boy finally realized that he freaked me out and turned away looking really sad.

85. Broke Up with Someone:

No

86. Cried When Someone Died:

Does my dog count?

87: Cried At School:

In kindergarten and while reading books

_Do You Believe In_

88. God:

I'm Buddhist

89. Miracles:

Yups, thats what Disney does to people

90. Love At First Sight:

No, there are attractions at first sight but a person cant just fall in love without getting to know a person

91. Ghosts:

Yup

92. Aliens:

There has to be, we cant be the only lifeforms in the whole universe.

93: Soul Mates:

Yes, because since a Buddhist believes that our lives are written out for us the day we are born, there should be soul mates. Hopefully I will find mine one day. Hopefully I won't be alone for the rest of my life.

94. Heaven:

Yes

95. Hell:

Yes

96: Angels:

Yes

97. Kissing on the First Date:

Sure

98: Horoscopes:

Not really

_Answer Truthfully_

99. Is There Someone You Want But Know You Can't Have?

Yeah, cuz it took me two years and the day after the last day of school to realize that i really, really liked him.


I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a GOOD ACTOR/ ACTRESS, so I MUST be lie a lot.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. sometimes
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be snobby,
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Just a little bit
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I
care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. At least I don't consider myself one
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
If you remember seing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .


Put an X if you have done these things

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. You have run into a tree/bush.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X You have tried to lick your elbow

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.

You just tried to sing them

X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand

X You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

X The word 'um' is used many times a day


1. What is your occupation?

Student and zoo volunteer

4. What was the last thing you ate?

Cherry airheads

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Some weird color, maybe some odd version of brown

6. How is the weather right now?

Warm

8. Favorite sport to watch?

Not a sporty person

9. Have you ever dyed your hair?

No and I’m not planning on it. Gonna let it go grey on it's own

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses?

Contacts at night.

13. What was the last movie you watched?

Armegeddon, it was amazing

16. What was your favorite toy as a child?

A white bear that had no name

17. Fall or Spring?

Spring

19. Cherry or Blueberry?

Cherry

20. What is on the floor of your closet?

It doesn't have a floor, but clothes?

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?

Cheese

26. Favorite dog breed?

Don't know, there all so cute.

27. Number of keys on your key ring?

One

28. Favorite day of the week?

Saturday, no school and I get to hang out with the animals.

29. How many states have you lived in?

One

30. How many cities have you lived in?

One

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery?

I've ridden with someone on a motorcycle. It was terrifying, the whole time I thought it was going to tip over. I don't trust two wheeled motorized machinery.

32. Where are you?

My room

33. Look up. Now look back. What do you see?

Light

34. What's the last thing you drank?

Water

37. What was the last thing you thought?

Something that you'll never know about

38. You have a million dollars.

I'd buy a small little cottage in a small little town with a little farm, maybe a zoo, a skunk, and have someone build me a gigantic library with all the books in the world. I think I'd need more money to do that though. Oh wells, I'll still try.

39. Grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My teddy bear

40. Say George Bush, what do you think of?

George Bush

41. What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothing

42. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Don't have one.

43. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

To

44. What can you hear right now?

My sister scrolling on the computer

45. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Don't feel like it.

46. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The news some old guy with a monotonous voice it talking. Turning the t.v off now.

Ant Farm theme song

47. Type your name with your elbow.

rebercvcvas

48. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

My evil stuffed alpaca. He totally did that on purpose.

49.What happened last time you were typing on this computer?

I repinned something on Pinterest

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No, I hold a lot of grudges that i don't express though

6) Have you ever tripped someone? on accident

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? yes at school twice

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind? Maximum Ride

12) Favorite genre of music? dont listen to music

15) Do you like beer? No, beer taste gross

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? dont own any cds

18) Are you sarcastic? sometimes

20) How many watches do you own? three. one's broken, the other sucks, and a slap watch

21) Summer or winter? summer

23) Favorite color to wear? light pink or white

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? silver and purple

27) Have you ever slapped someone? my brother

28) Have you ever had a cavity? two

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? zero

30) How many video games do you own? None, cuz my grandma threw all my babies away! sobness

31) What was your first pet? Lucky, a chinese something dog

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? to a point

34) Do you use chapstick? Sometimes

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

1) Mrs. Corral

2) Mr. Choate

3) Mr. Ha

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? Do I care?

37) Are you too forgiving? on the surface, i look like i do, but deep down i am hating your guts yet still loving you for whatever the heck you did to me. My longer grudge is fourteen years long

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs and rice

41) Do you own a gun? Nope. i dont like guns. it's something Patrick Jane and I have in common

42) Ever thought you were in love? Maybe

43) When was the last time you cried? I was watching Looper

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Camping

45) Olive Garden? Panera Bread? Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes, it was cool. It was on vacation

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Maybe, there was a scout road trip, not exactly sure which states we visited

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Maybe?

58) Does anyone like you? I hope so

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Probly in my hammick

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys although i kind of hate fast food. The baked potato is good though

63) Do you like yourself? Sometimes

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom, I think

67) Have you ever eaten paste? no

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays. Pringles are gross

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I guess

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My brother

80) Do you own a car? Yes

81) Can you cook? Sometimes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) People that compare the things I love with Twilight

2) people who wont shut up

3) low raspy voices

83) Do you text message often? No

84) Money or love? Love

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Brother

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My dog. I know, he's not really a person but oh wells

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My sister

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? this guy that i didnt realize i was falling for until he left and i'll probly never see him ever again. sobness

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? no one

100) Who was the last person that called you? mom

1.Grab
the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

Necklace back on

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Karmo my imitated mini horsey pillowpet

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Shoot, I can't remember

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:41

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:37. Close enough

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

My brother eating or something

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going to eat with family

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?

My documents

9.What are you wearing?

A black tanktop with dark jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup, forgot what it was about though.

11. When did you last laugh?

Sometime today.

13.Seen anything wierd lately?

People pin really weird things on pinterest sometimes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Alright

15. What is the last film you saw?

I'm gonna say Looper

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Well, you don't know anything cuz you are a survey, so I'm just gonna tell you
that I am in fact a mammal.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or
politics, what would you do?

We go back to the olden days where everyone rode horse drawn carriages.

19. Do you like to dance?

No

20. George Bush:

Is a dude.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Iris or Jaylie. Iris for eyes and represents Iggy and Jaylie as in blue jay and
is a bird.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Wren and Altair. They both mean bird.

4.
Mini dress or long dress?

Mini

6. Are you okay with people up in your space?

I dislike it. I don't like people touching me. I have trust issues.

7. Your dream date? Paintball fight, Movies, or beach?

Picnic under a tree. Paint ball would be fun, but I'm pretty sure I'd fail at
it. Hehehe.

8. Would you let a guy win at a competition with you...just so he'd think he
has impressed?

Please, I couldn't win even if I tried.

9. Are you ready to answer the 10th question?

Sure

10. Who do you love?

Family, friends, people.

Q&A

Q Who is your favourite superstar?

Don't have one

Q Who is the most hated man ever?

Christopher Pike. I really, really hate you for many reasons, but really,
really love for many reasons. Why do you do this to me? I love you.

Q Most hated woman?

Stephanie Meyer. Have I mentioned that I hate Twilight?

Q Most loved man?

Christopher Pike for writing so many amazing books. Love you.

Q Most loved woman?

I have no clue

Q Where do you shop at?

Book stores and that one place called Fantasy

Q Favourite Book?

Maximum Ride and The Last Vampire are my favorite series, but my favorite book
is not in either of these series, but I'm not actually sure what book is my
favorite, there are just so many. How do you expect a book lover to tell you
her favorite book. We have favorites for every situation.There are the books
that make me happy, there are the books that make me cry, there are the books
that I compare everything to, there are the books I find myself rereading over
and over and over again, there are the books that make my heart go all
fluttery, there are the books that make me melt, there are the books that calm
me when I'm mad.

Q Fave MR character?

The cute and adorable Gasman

Q Who can you relate to?

Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Q Favourite Website?

I'd say Max-Dan-Wiz.com even though it's not really called that anymore.
Although, I'm starting to get really attached to ChristopherPikeFanClub.com,
once I realised CP actually comments and stuff.

Q Fave Story?

Like with books, my favorite depends on the situation and my mood and what kind
of favorite you are talking about.

Q What kind of person are you?

A very odd one

Q What physical condition are you in?

Ehh. I'm okay

Q Are you religious?

Sometimes. There some Buddhist teachings that I feel really strongly about, it
just took me a while to realise that they were Buddhist teachings instead of
just my weird feelings.

Name without vowels- Rbcc Mnh Tm Zmr. LvMyFngPlsh. I tried having a texting
conversation with this guy without using any vowels. It was so hard and
frustrating. Neither of us really knew what to say cuz we couldn't read what we
were texting each other. It was like filled with what the heck does this say
and stuff.

Favourite number?- 6, cuz there are six flock members and 17, cuz that's my
birthday

Least favourite colour?- Hot pink

What do you smoke?- Nothing.

What is/was your favourite class in school?- Depends on the day

How do you make money?- I don't

Are you outgoing?- No and yes, I'm really lazy and I hate sports, but am always
willing to try new things.

Favourite pair of shoes- Cowgirl boots. I love my boots

Do you own big sunglasses? Nope, they're decent sized.

Where do you wish you were right now?- In the countryside, on a farm

What should you be doing right now?- Homework

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- What do you think? I'm taking this
quiz.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- I don't think so

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- My mom

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Don't think I am

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- People who insult my books

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- No.

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- Yes. I think I've
answered enough questions about him already though

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?- NO! Why? I really want to.

Can you dance?- I'm as stiff as a freakin board

Can you do a cartwheel?- No, I can't stand being upside down even for an
instant

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- I've never actually tried. Though
admittedly, I have thought about trying. I doubt I can though

Can you whistle?- NO! I can't do that either

Can you wiggle your ears?- No

Can you wiggle your nose?- No

Can you roll your tongue?- NO!

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- No.

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?- Punch and yell at my stuff animals, then when
I'm not mad anymore, I appologize to them like crazy.

Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- No, no one ever sees my anger

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cry your heart out?- Yes. Stupid dog. Why'd you rip up my Gazzy
plushie?

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- Yeah, for my Gazzy plushie.

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- No, I don't let people see me cry.

Ever cried over the opposite gender?- No one's ever gotten close enough. I felt
really sad that one time though, but I didn't cry.

Ever cried over the same gender?- Nope, I've never cried over people. Well real
tears. I fake cried once.

Do you cry when you get an injury?- No and yes, I've never cried over an
injury, but then people are like 'oh are you okay?' or they try to comfort me,
then the waterworks start.

Do certain songs make you cry?- No

Do certain movies make you cry?- All the time

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?- People think I am and I usually am, just
sometimes I'm not but no one can hear my thoughts. Hopefully.

What makes you happiest?- Reading and the zoo.

Does being with your friends make you happy?- I guess, but I don't have many
friends

Do you believe in yourself?- Sometimes

Do you wish you were happier?- Sometimes.

Is being happy overrated?- Nah.

Does music make you happy?- Not really.

HATE SECTION:

Ever made a hit-list?- No, but I've made a grudge list and believe me, it is
very, very, very long.

Have you ever been on a hit-list?- I hope not

Are you a mean bully?- No.

Do you hate your President?- I have no opinion really.

CURRENTLY WEARING?:

What shirt are you wearing?- Black tank

Shoes?: Nope, I'm sitting in bed.

Necklace(s): I have tons, but never wear them anymore.

HAVE YOU EVER?:

Hugged someone?- How have you NOT ever hugged someone?

Laughed so hard you cried?- Yes, all the time

Kissed someone?- No. Unless you count family

THE LAST:

Person you spoke to in person?- My sister.

Person you talked to online?- Rain Robinson

Person you hugged?- My friend

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?- Depends on the survey.

Do you get along with your parents?- Usually, yes.

Do you have mental breakdowns?- Yes, no one ever realizes though. It's like I
feel like breaking down, but I can't, I just hold everything in, then when I'm
alone, I break.

Do you want to have a three second dance party? No.

CURRENT:

Current mood?- Ehhh.

Current windows open?- Fanfiction.net, Max-Dan-Wiz. com, this sleep schedule
thing, ChristopherPikeFanClub.com, stuff for my zoo paper.

Current desktop picture?- My Fang plushie

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- No, I'm not a violent person.

Did you ever run away from home?- No, I couldn't even if I tried. There's
always someone at the door, someone in the room, and my windows are barred. My
mom says it's to keep the burglers out, but we all really know it's to keep us
in.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?- Animal doctor.

Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- Nah.

THE DO'S:

Do you know how to swim?- I can swim, just not very good.

Do you like roller-coasters?- I guess, just not the loop de loop ones.

Do you own a bike?- I guess, I think it's in the shed.

Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- Shrugs.

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family?- No. Well, I hope not.

Does you car get good gas mileage?- Maybe?

Does your family have family picnics?- No.

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?- Once

Have you ever been to the ocean?- Yes, I live in California.

Have you ever painted your nails?- Yes.

THE HOWS?

How much money do you have right now?- I don't wanna get robbed, why would I
tell people?

THE LASTS:

The last person you hung out with? My friend

Last thing someone said to you? Oh, my mom told me to take a shower early.

Last thing you said out loud?- Yeah

THE WHATS?:

What are you listening to?- Nothing

What is the weather outside?- Shrugs

What radio station do you listen to?- Nothing

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?

Purple, I think

Name one person who made you smile today:

My sister?

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Shower

Have you ever been to a strip club?

no

What was the last thing you had to drink?

water

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

butter or kettle corn

Do you take vitamins daily?

nope, dont take any at all

Do you go to church every Sunday?

no, I don't consider myself Catholic

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yes

Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Depends. In Viet resturants you always use a straw.

What did your last text message say?

Happy Thanksgiving

What are you doing tomorrow?

School

Look to your left, what do you see?

My pile of stuffed animals

What color is your watch?

White

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?

My Iggy plushie's Hawaiian shirt

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I don't like fast food much, but I think in.

Any plans for today?

It's night time so sleep

Biggest annoyance right now?

The fanfiction update profile thing

Last song listened to?

Songs of the Night. It's basically crickets chirping. It helps calm me down and
fall asleep.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Oh my gosh, I CAN! I didn't know I could do this. This is so cool. Hehehe. I
did it pretty fast too.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?

yeah, like twice. It was like after we got our house remodeled

Is anyone jealous of you?

Shrugs

Do you love anyone?

family, friends, people, animals

Do any of your friends have children?

i think so

What do you usually do during the day?

read and pinterest

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

no, i don't hate people. I hold grudges and i dislike people but i dont hate
people

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

no, I say jellos, sup, hi, and hey

What color is your car?

Purpley magenta

Do you like cats?

Big cats

Are you thinking about someone right now?

no


I Have:

Had my gum fall out of my mouth

Been caught staring at my crush by my crush himself

Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in my hand

Tried to push open a door that said pull

Tried to pull open a door that said push

Have hit myself in the process of trying to hit something else

Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

Had gum fall out of my mouth while trying to blow a bubble

Have called one of my good friends by the wrong name

Have run into a closed door

It has taken me longer than 5 min to get a joke

Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

Have ever walked up to a stranger because I thought they were someone else

Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

Walked into a pole

Put my shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left my house

l Went to go do something/go get something, then when I got there forgot what is was that I was going to do.

Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when my drink was right next to it

Fallen out of my chair while trying to pick something up

Have poked myself in the eye

Have done enough stupid things to make a test

Have accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil (I have a scar)

Have given an odd answer to a question because I didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

Told someone I was the wrong age because I seriously forgot how old I was

Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

Have tripped on a cord after someone told me to watch out for it

Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

Said funner, then had someone make fun of me for it

Have repeated myself at least twice in the same sentence

Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

Did more work than I had to on an assignment because I didn't read the directions

Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that I were the one that was wrong

Put something in a special place so that I would remember where it was, then forgot where I put it

Put ice in my drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

When wearing goggles, I pulled them away from my face and let go so that they would come back and snap me in the face

Ran into a door jam

Told someone to watch out for something, then I were the one that ran into it

Have purposely and repeatedly flicked myself with a rubber band

Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought I was drunk when I wasn't

Have been so hyper I actually scared people

Put duct tape on my hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

Put a clothes pin/hair clip on my lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in my hair

Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

When at a restaurant/cafeteria, I used my spoon to fling stuff at people

Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

Started telling a story and forget what I was talking about or what happened in the story

I have spelled my own name wrong before


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The Goldest of Roses by InnocenceOfTheDawn reviews
Kai and Cinder can't wait to be back after so long.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/21 - Published: 6/25 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Torin
Brightest Witch of Her Age by jrb2009 reviews
The Academy's most-promising duo escaped from Gouffran with a little luck and a lot of courage. The Wizarding War is finally coming to a head as the Order has retrieved another Horcrux - they just need to figure out where the last one is. Part 3 of 3 of Prince of Darkness. Hop along for the adventure or stop in for the teenage smuttiness buried within.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,384 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20 - Published: 10/23 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.]
Shack or Shriek! by NeverNik reviews
Every Hallowe'en for six years, the Shrieking Shack has brought Hermione and Draco together in a truce that lasts for one evening. What will happen this year, the seventh and last? No Voldemort. M for sex scenes and profanity. Tied for first runner-up in A Very Dramione Halloween Drabble/One-Shot Writing Contest 2017.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/15 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Predestined by diemdoll reviews
"I would say congratulations are in order, but you won't be making it down the aisle." Madam Monroe told Hermione as her fingers continued to trace the contours of her hand. "You were predestined for another."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,995 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 11/11 - Published: 1/22 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Girl Worth Fighting For by SaintDionysus reviews
Due to the events of War, The Ministry of Magic has ordered students to repeat their final year, despite being legal wizarding age and completion of OWLs. Hermione Granger and Blaise Zabini form a friendship as head boy and head girl and find a way to use their authority to challenge the Ministry. Along the way, she finds herself caught between two unexpected love interests.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,120 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 7/2 - Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
Draught of Living Death by olivieblake reviews
A companion to Amortentia. Some love stories are beautiful, some are cautionary tales; all of these are both. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, and mature themes—for when you crave a little darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,169 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/8 - Published: 1/24 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
The Last Gift by kirsant reviews
Draco finds Hermione, obliviated, riding a train. What happened to her, and why has the muggle world become such a dark place? Post-Hogwarts, Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 43 - Words: 134,334 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 11/1 - Published: 3/24 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The Missing Jewel of House Shacklebolt by LR Earl reviews
Never one to miss a beneficial alliance, Lucius aligns his family with House Shacklebolt to secure the Malfoy lineage. Little does he know he's promised his only heir to the one he hates. "As the Minister for Magic's daughter, certain customs must be upheld. Our people will look to your union." "But I am not the Minister's daughter! I'm just … Hermione." Veela!Hermione, Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,561 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/27 - Published: 3/30 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Kingsley S.
Astronomy Tower Trouble by jrb2009 reviews
Hermione takes Cormac to the Slugclub Christmas party, and we know how that goes. What about after, when Cormac takes her to the Astronomy Tower for the view? This fic details the untold fling that the pair had that semester. "Part Two" follows a summer fling. Hermione/Cormac. Fluffy chapters around Hermione's sixth year, but also some graphic teen smuttiness. Finally an epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 156,809 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/19 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.] - Complete
A tiny bit broken by Aischenna reviews
Hermione decided to hocus-pocus away the remaining scars of the war with tattoos before going back to Hogwarts for her eighth year - just as Draco Malfoy trying desperately to erase the Dark Mark from his skin. They met. Dramione. (complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 60,704 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/15 - Published: 3/17 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Faceless by Phinoa reviews
New year. New love. New threat. A powerful enemy is on the rise, and Hermione Granger finds herself intertwined in a relationship with Draco Malfoy – only she doesn't know it's him. / / RUNNER-UP: Enchanted Awards Summer 2017 for Best Relationship Development
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 116,403 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 10/14 - Published: 3/28 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus by DaiP reviews
The Hogwarts motto isn't just for show, as Hermione finds out first hand, waking a sleeping dragon comes with its own...consequences. Of course, whether you welcome the consequences is a whole different matter. Dramione/AU(without all the darkness)/all other background details up to your preferences. Two-shot. Short and sweet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/8 - Published: 6/15 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Obsessed by MalfoysMuggleMrs reviews
Hermione Granger's life becomes plagued by a violent stalker. Per request of the Ministry, Britain's brightest war heroine seeks refuge inside the one location where she's entirely untouchable. (**WINNER: Dramione FF Spring Awards for Best Hurt/Comfort Fic**)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,774 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 2/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Narcissa M., Daphne G.
The Sacrifices We Make by LR Earl reviews
After Harry Potter falls in the final Battle, a desperate Order of the Phoenix needs Draco Malfoy's pack of werewolves to defeat Voldemort. Hermione plans to offer the reclusive Alpha the one thing he can't refuse: a child of his own. But sometimes we find ourselves in the sacrifices we make. AU, Werewolf!Draco, Voldemort!Wins. 2017 Granger Enchanted Awards Finalist - Best WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,039 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 4/26 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] OC, Lavender B. - Complete
One Shot For Them All: A Collection of Dramione Stories by longdistance reviews
Here you'll find an assortment of random little Dramione themed one shots. No particular theme. Some funny, some fluffy, some serious and painful. Come for the fun, stay for the Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,907 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/3 - Published: 3/28 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Morning After by Fragilereality reviews
It's the morning after the Battle of Hogwarts and Draco has some choices to make. One shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/30 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pyrocant by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy is magically bound to help Hermione Granger through her Transition, a dangerous time in a witch's life when she evolves into adulthood. That childhood vow follows them through their life together, through Hogwarts and into a war... Remix of "Black Dagger Brotherhood series"-Wrath & Beth. Romance/Drama/Angst/War AU. 2016 Dramione-Remix Fest entry #2 of 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,635 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 7/21 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fire and Whiskey by Craft Rose reviews
Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 6/1 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Beauty From Pain by Gypsy Dreamcatcher reviews
After the War, Hermione found a way to create beauty from pain. She joined magic and ink to create living tattoos. Can she set aside the past to help Draco find beauty in his seemingly inescapable pain? Rated T for language because let's be honest, I'm crass and can't help it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,592 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 3/28 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Fever by Flightglow32 reviews
After the war, the population is low all the signs say a Fever is coming, the Burning lasts until they find their match. Hermione's concern about her match grows as she watches others around her succumb to the Fever. When one touch is all it takes and the Burning inside you wants it how much self control does it take to hold back and not give in to your most basic desires? Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,562 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 2/27 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
How to Marry a Slytherin by Reddhg87 reviews
Sequel to How to Date a Slytherin. Set 3 years after Draco and Hermione leave to go abroad. Lucius has not changed his opinion of the muggle-born witch. He is determined to do everything in his power to prevent a union, forcing Draco and Hermione to make a choice they know could either solidify their relationship permanently, or give Lucius the reason he needs to break them apart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,604 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/14 - Published: 4/12 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M.
A Definitely-Not-Date by SinclairWhite reviews
Draco Malfoy has a plan to get the Gryffindor Princess out on a date with him. Just a short, cute bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Stolen Memories by givingthisatry reviews
Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini steal secrets for fun and for money. When a drunken Hermione becomes a target for the pair, what dark secrets will they find buried deep in her mind? M for course language and smut in later chapters. Started as a one shot but has continued due to support from you guys.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 69,917 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 9/9 - Published: 3/21 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M., Blaise Z.
Aimer Les Cicatrices D'un Loup by mrsaturtle reviews
**WIP**Hermione has worked for Werewolf Rights, and now she must inform every Werewolf in the country. Draco has spent the years since the war hiding from the guilt he can't escape. When Hermione is suddenly trapped with not one but three werewolves, will sparks fly between the old classmates or will Hermione see the beast Draco believes he is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 1/23 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Boats Against the Current by Rosa Clearwater reviews
Tattoos weren't common in their world. Granted, she wasn't common in their world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Chain of Memories by SOSwalt reviews
Harry Potter wakes up in a strange place and nothing is as it seems. Maybe Theodore Nott can provide him the answers he is looking for. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/1 - Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Under a Watchful Eye by mysecretthoughts reviews
A character reads the books story heavy on Sirius and Harry. THERE IS NO ACTUAL RECITATION OF THE BOOKS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 70 - Words: 492,499 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,457 - Follows: 1,658 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
My Memory is Fuzzy by 2DaughtersOfAthena reviews
Draco Malfoy was shot. There was blood everywhere. Hermione struggles to remember exactly what was going on, and why her doctors want to know what happened. Oneshot, complete. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Letters by lasvegasskye reviews
A collection of letters exchanged between Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger-Weasley after their children meet on the Hogwarts Express. Next Generation, Post War DMHG one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/27 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Like One Of Those French Girls by MissingMommy reviews
Seamus attempts to draw Dean. :: Dean/Seamus, for Jess.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/25 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
The Failings of Amortentia by mrsaturtle reviews
**WIP** Pansy Parkinson began spraying Amortentia around Slytherin Common Room in the hopes of enticing Draco Malfoy, what she didn't bargain for was Draco wouldn't smell her, but instead the Brightest Witch of Her Age, Hermione Granger. When they both flee to the library, will years of animosity fall away because of the Failings of Amortentia?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,826 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 5/19 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Gregory G.
Rediscovered by Ruselly Adita reviews
Fate brought them together but later on the circumstances tore them apart so that they could rediscover each other again. Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 3/24 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Confrontation by Jynxisruler13 reviews
Hermione finally stands up for herself to her fiance's father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Hedwig's Memories by Phoebe F reviews
This is when Harry was moved to the an Order house for safety in the seventh book from Hedwig's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21 - Complete
The Boggart by Mrs Norris224 reviews
"It's a shape-shifter. It can take the shape of whatever it thinks will frighten us the most." What if Draco's greatest fear was something he had never considered as a fear?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
About a Shirt by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
When Dean gets a new West Ham shirt, Seamus loves it almost as much as he loves his boyfriend- so much that Seamus steals it at every opportunity. So why is it such a sad day when Dean gives him the shirt?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
The Hogwarts Burn Book, Or: Merry Mayhem by CUtopia reviews
Word travels fast in Hogwarts and everyone seems to like a good rumour, yet nobody anticipated that one day, every nasty story would be revealed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20 - Hermione G., Percy W., Oliver W., Katie B. - Complete
The Lies You Hide by Primrue reviews
Cormac wants to talk to Hermione in hopes of hearing the truth. Finally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19 - [Cormac M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Lavender B. - Complete
Can we just pretend? by lunawarriorprincess reviews
A year before Lunar Chronicles takes place. Just a little fluff story. Jacin dealing with his feelings for Winter. Things get a little heated.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/4/2016 - Jacin Clay, Winter - Complete
Firewhiskey Proposal by GeekMom13 reviews
A prompt from "Or perhaps in Slytherin..." Prompts: - Firewhiskey must be involved - Either a planned or out of the blue marriage -Quote: "I made a choice" Any characters may be involved! Have fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Breathe Again by stllrmno reviews
Hermione Granger is a slag. The whole Wizarding world knows it. All men know it; all women think it. She fucks everything that moves. And Draco Malfoy is about to find out what turned the prudish, know-it-all into London's famous tramp. HG/DM; LL/BZ. AU. OOC. EWE. Post-War. Warning: Sex, mature themes, and vulgar language. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 97,587 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 12/30/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Luna L., Blaise Z.]
Amortentia by olivieblake reviews
Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 346,448 - Reviews: 3597 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 8/12 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N.
Pool Day by StarsAbove221B reviews
Cinder, Iko, Cress, and Thorne are enjoying a peaceful day relaxing in the fake sun of Luna, but of course, Thorne can't resist adding some of his own antics to liven up the day.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9 - Cinder L./Selene, Iko, Thorne, Cress - Complete
If You Give Hermione A Book by Frogster reviews
...she's going to want to read it. Just a short humorous piece I dreamed up the other night. Based on the children's book If You Give A Mouse A Cookie. Features our favorite bookworm, the love(s) of her life, and her beloved familiar (who narrates). DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Crookshanks - Complete
See Them Again (Hogwarts Reunion) by lizzyrocks.m reviews
Hermione Granger is invited back to a 15 year reunion at Hogwarts. She hasn't seen her friends since she left school. She pretty much disappeared off the face of the Wizarding World. Does Hermione decide to go to the event?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/15 - Hermione G., Draco M., OC, Scorpius M. - Complete
The missing day by rezakeene reviews
A night of innocent fun turned Hermione's world upside down. When Draco Malfoy offered his assistance, she began to wonder if he really was her knight in shining armor or just a grand schemer. *Fanart by little Sapphire*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,902 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 1/1 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N.
The Reality of a Dream by Dark Angel Of Sorrow Returns reviews
Daydreams can express the reality of your feelings, so what does that say for Hermione when she tries out the Weasley Twins' patented daydream charm? Head Boy!Draco and Head Girl!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
i swear this love is pure by MissingMommy reviews
For Seamus, his relationship with Dean can be traced back one moment in third year. :: Dean/Seamus, for Karyn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/28 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Pretentious Facades by Firefly Red reviews
"Although the spotlight wasn't theirs to claim, the wizarding crowd chose to remain blissfully clueless about it. For what could be better than a former War Heroine and a famed Quidditch player. hand in hand and head over heels for each other?" (Warning: Plot Twist)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Second Chance by veshgrout reviews
The Dark Lord is giving Draco a second chance to fulfill his requests. But Draco will have to find a way around these orders to not only save his family, but his innocence as well. *Starting mid-DH and completely ignoring the epilogue. This is my FIRST fanfic! Be gentle :) rated: M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 2/12 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Masquerade Ball by cabeYolights reviews
I didn't know him yet, but I fell in love with his eyes, his touch, and the way he made me feel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/21 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blond Hair and Gray Eyes by FranceHufflepuff reviews
When Professor Snape gave Harry his memories in the Shrieking Shack, he also gave another set to Hermione. But the thing is, Professor Snape told her to view it with... Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,818 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 7/4 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Halloween Kiss by keerawritesfic reviews
In the beginning of Eighth Year, Parvati, Ginny, Luna and Hermione convince Headmistress McGonagall that they need a much deserved Halloween party for the 16-and-overs. As the title implies, there's a Halloween kiss involved... Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mixtape by xxxkia reviews
"Harry, it's Hermione. If you listen to this tape then my parents are dead and I'm missing. I'm stuck in the US with a new name and no wand and somehow Malfoy's here, too. He watches me, I think. Maybe he's trying to kill me, I'm not sure, but if you get this tape then something has happened to me. Just listen to the tape, Harry." - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest Exchange 2017
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,827 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 5/15 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Hawthorn by Trinkisme reviews
Out of all the trees in the ancient wood, a little hawthorn tree becomes Draco's favorite. But it's only after the war when he finds out why. Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/16 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Catalyseur by ailleurs reviews
Draco's wearing glasses and suddenly Hermione is very aware of him. Slightly ooc. dmhg
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Aren't You Smart? by cinnamon roll scorp reviews
Ever since she found out what the words on her wrist meant Hermione had been curious about them. The words on her wrist was the first thing her soulmate would ever say to her. But the phrase 'aren't you smart' doesn't exactly seem very kind. It only make sense that these words would come from a certain blonde Slytherin boy. Soulmate!AU Dramione one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/14 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 384,433 - Reviews: 6217 - Favs: 6,796 - Follows: 8,607 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Sparring Session by xxLucindaxx reviews
Draco's training Hermione at one of the Order's locations, but things get a little hotter than usual. Dramione. Lemon. Fluffy-fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Something Wicked by astorianox reviews
Halloween 1998, the first since Voldemort's demise. Hogwarts celebrates it's first annual costume ball. Hermione has returned to Hogwarts, so has Malfoy who's become some sort of wallflower. Despite it being Hermione's favorite time of year, she's distracted by Malfoy's odd reclusiveness. Perhaps someone spiked the cider, but something's definitely brewing between the pair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,781 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Strawberries by cleotheo reviews
Draco Malfoy knows that having a pregnant wife isn't easy, so when she runs out of the one item she's been craving, he'll go to any lengths to make her happy - even it if means going out in a storm. Fluffy, Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/6 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Importance of Breeding by jessiy reviews
Voldemort is in desperate need for more Death Eater initiates as the war drags on. He commissions a spell that will find each wizard's magical mate designed to create a new strain of super warriors.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/5 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Lessons in Lycanthropy by bentnotbroken1 reviews
(Runner-up for Best Supernatural Fic Fall Awards in DFF) The blame, Draco would later muse, fell on Theo's shoulders. If it hadn't been for his insistence that they sneak out and throw what the muggles called a "kegger", none of them would have been in the forest that fateful night. But Theo had insisted and that was why he now had the urge to howl at the moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,610 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/18/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Little Green Dress by VinoAmore reviews
when Hermione is out for a girls night and accidentally gets left behind by her friends, she runs into three impeccably dressed Wizards who are quite taken with her. Fluff, Humor, Romance I own nothing. This world belongs to JK Rowling. She just invites us to play in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,937 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/3 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
The Portrait by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Hermione had never been impulsive so she didn't know what had possessed her to buy the portrait that looked just like Draco Malfoy. Nevermind the fact that the very same man from the portrait started starring in her dreams every night or that she started to feel something for the man she encountered. Is it all her imagination or is there something much more sinister going on? EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 1/14 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Colors by cinnamon roll scorp reviews
In a world where everything was black and white Hermione Granger was dying to see color. But when the boy who introduces color to her world is a mean spirited blonde boy she isn't too happy about it. Just a quick soulmate!AU Hermione/Draco story
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/30 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Only Exception by Firefly Red reviews
A supposed coward wrote to her in his last letter "Granger, keep this as the last gift..." Several years later, Hermione Granger realizes what it actually was...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Flair for Dramatics by Firefly Red reviews
Malfoy is suddenly hell bent on getting into Granger's good books...just so he could get the tickets to the Shadow dance event he's been dying to go to. Unfortunately for him, she has zero sympathy for dramatic gits.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tally Marks by Akorah reviews
We each remember the dead in our own way. / Drabble. War AU. Trigger warning for self harm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Hermione Part 2 by stephrob92 reviews
Draco's answer to Hermione's goodbye letter. Disclaimer: All things Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling, who is not me.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Picatrix by viv-heart reviews
Dramione, EWE, not your usual bookstore-AU A lot of things changed after the war, but Hermione's dedication to her causes wasn't one of them. When she is dragged into a new antique bookstore, the unexpected happens. Written for purplehedgehog13, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/26 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The News by grxngerlibrary reviews
Cinder has some very important news to break to Kai, but not knowing how he will react, she is anxious and afraid. She manages to tell him... What is his reaction? What's the big news?
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/24 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Iko - Complete
Professor Draco Malfoy by GeekMom13 reviews
A (very) short story about Draco grading papers one day at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Thing He Never Had by Firefly Red reviews
Because even a decade after the War, their love could only be deemed as forbidden...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/21 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Punched Anniversary by TinySlippers reviews
Hermione celebrates the anniversary of what she considers the best choice of her third year. It led to so much more than she expected. Draco X Hermione drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
5 Times She Wore a Red Dress by victoree reviews
Merlin, how he hated red. (one shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Link by LoveMyRomance reviews
A strange envelope finds itself into the way of Hogwarts most up and coming 7th years. Inside is a peculiar link to a website known as fanfiction where they discover there are thousands of stories written about them. What will happen as they sit down and enjoy some good old fan fiction together? (Dramione & other pairs) Rated T for language. Cute Fluff/Humor. ONESHOT. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/20 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Obliviate by 2DaughtersOfAthena reviews
Draco and Hermione had it all, but he kept a secret from her to protect her. Short fic, AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 6/16 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No Flying in the Library by stgulik reviews
Draco Malfoy uses the Ministry library almost daily, and flouts every single one of Hermione's rules.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
all plans lead to spontaneity by The People Speak reviews
Kai tries to propose. The world refuses to let him. / kaider au
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] - Complete
Crossroads by MyPrivateInsanity reviews
Something had to change. How long could they keep going on this way? Faint heart never won fair lady...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unexpected Wedding by BookishPower reviews
No one expected this wedding, least of all, the bride and groom. Dramione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The injured ferret by AngelAmore reviews
When Hermione finds and peps a ferret up he attaches himself to her side permanently. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
How the Light Gets In by potato4 reviews
He grabbed her wrist with his left hand and pinned it above her head, pressing their forearms together, Dark Mark against Mudblood scar. Death Eater against Muggle-born. "The war left scars on both of us that we didn't ask for. But you still flinch when you see mine. And what's why I will never deserve to have you." Slow-burn Dramione. Canon compliant. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 147,762 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 1/24 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Gimble's Army by sunshinesundae reviews
In hindsight, it possibly hadn't been the best idea to send an elf right into the middle of an international smuggling ring. Draco reaps his just deserts in the form of one Hermione Granger: Auror, lifelong elf advocate and now hopping mad… Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Wee, Small Hours by lilyfanciesprongs reviews
Sequel to Smoke Gets In Your Eyes. "Why do you still bother with this, Granger? Every year you douse the whole house in Christmas cheer—right down to putting Father Christmas hats on the shrunken house-elf heads. Why?" "Because, Draco," she says, with an air of finality. "Sometimes people need to be reminded of what they're fighting for." Warfic. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,405 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Three by AuraAuthor reviews
Hermione has worked late again, but she isn't as alone in the ministry as she thought. The lift doors open to reveal a co-worker who just so happens to have an idea... Just a cute one-shot AA
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Language of Touch by BookishPower reviews
Far over words, Hermione trusts the language of touch to understand the people around her. Dramione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Goodbyes Are Never Easy by articcat621 reviews
Hermione hadn't expected that she would need to say goodbye so soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Malibu by ElleMartin reviews
A series of journal entries from Hermione's point of view. Inspired by Miley Cyrus's song "Malibu". One shot. Dramione. Pure, unadulterated fluffy goodness. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Common Room Confessions by AshesOfLauren reviews
Dean and Seamus consume too much alcohol and open up to one another. Prompt: Write two or more characters who are coming out. Written for PRIDE MONTH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
June 6th by RoyalBunny reviews
Draco Malfoy spends his birthdays drunk. Always has since the war started, and anything else seems unfathomable to the young Malfoy. But what if one day something changed? Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P. - Complete
Cracks in the Wall by BoredRavenvlaw620 reviews
Draco is plagued by a recurring dream. He's just trying to survive the Dark Lord's rule when he encounters Hermione Granger at her most vulnerable. But is she the only vulnerable one, or is Draco's mind hiding secrets unknown to even him? How will Hermione put cracks in the wall of the Pureblood Prince. One Shot, companion to Secret Life of Purebloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Go With It by dysfunctionaldilusion reviews
Draco hated his job. His boss was horrible. His mother was ill. His best friend was an annoying roommate. A confused meeting at St. Mungo's leads Draco asking the last person he wanted help from to go with it to make his mother happy. Lucky for him, his boss may be horrible but she was helpful when it counts. She'll remember this favor. Unfortunately, so will his mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,130 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 3/21 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Theodore N. - Complete
A Month at Malfoy Manor by MissWitchx reviews
When her dad is taken hostage, Hermione volunteers to take his place as servant to the callous Draco Malfoy, a wizard who, according to legend, harbours a strong hatred for all those who do not have magic. / Beauty and the Beast AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stolen Moments by Kyonomiko reviews
At Hogwarts, Hermione recognizes Draco Malfoy almost immediately but he only treats her cruelly. When he comes to her for help after the war, she discovers why that little boy she knew changed so much. Inspired by BoredRavenvlaw620's wonderful 'The Secret Life of Purebloods' in which Narcissa Malfoy takes a young Draco into the muggle world. EWE Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,255 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/2 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Secret Life of Purebloods by BoredRavenvlaw620 reviews
She may be a daughter of the ancient and most noble House of Black, but Narcissa Malfoy has a secret. She is fascinated by muggles. Join her and Draco as they take an adventure into muggle London where Draco makes friends with a small curly headed muggle girl. But little do they know, this muggle has a secret of her own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/1 - Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Finally Proper by DobbyRocksSocks reviews
"We had a row and I might've thrown a wine glass at him. Filled with red wine. Which then stained his hair…" In which Hermione feels left behind, and Draco might just be the answer to her problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/31 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Prince of Darkness by jrb2009 reviews
The trio never began the hunt for Horcruxes. In retaliation to the attack on Bill and Fleur's wedding, the Order created its own training "Academy" to build the new wave of Order members. In an attempt to start a new program in the Order, Cormac McLaggen and Hermione Granger are paired together and spend more time together than ever expected. Part 1 of 3. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 173,684 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 12/29/2016 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.] - Complete
Torture of the Soul by DramioneIsMyOTP5Eva reviews
All Draco can do is watch, and watch, as SHE is tortured at the hands of his family. Draco POV. Implied Dramione. An interpretation of the scene that transpired in Deathly Hallows at Malfoy Manor with feeelings that Jk Rowling didn't include :(((
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Lunch Dates by Arpad Hrunta reviews
In 2021, Hermione and Draco connect over lunch in the Ministry canteen. For The Dramione Lounge-Wide FMK Challenge. Rated M for a little language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/28 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Younger Dreams by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
When asked why he likes zebras so much, Dean has to make an awkward confession. Luckily, Seamus has something even stranger to say.:: for Sam
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
The Reunion by cleotheo reviews
Following a nasty falling out with her friends years earlier, Hermione Granger isn't at all keen on attending her school reunion. However, with her husband and new friends at her side she faces her past head on when she attends the reunion. Five part reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,583 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 4/26 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Alternative Endings by Queen of Luna reviews
A series of one shots and drables I'll add to it occasionally and may continue some into stories. (Wolflet, Jaciter, and Kaider so far more coming) Rated M for some sexual content.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 11/14/2016 - [Scarlet B., Ze'ev K./Wolf] [Winter, Jacin Clay]
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 175 - Published: 5/14 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
There Was A Time by Caseyrochelle reviews
A chance meeting in Knockturn Alley left Draco and Hermione puzzled. Suddenly, Draco was asking questions that Hermione couldn't answer, and Draco was answering questions that Hermione had never thought to ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,267 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 4/22 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
To Be A Magical Boy by AelysAlthea reviews
Seamus and Dean met in first year. They were friends. Best friends. The very best of friends, even, and that was how it always would be. The world of magic was a gentle wave and then roiling madness around them, but throughout it all that one thing would never change. From first year to seventh, together or apart, some things were constant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 199,354 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 1/12 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The Rage of the Dragon by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"No?" He seethed with rage, his body beginning to tremble. "No! I mean, this can't be. Draco, I'm not." Hermione was at a loss for words as she took in his massive form towering over her in pain and anger. "You are." He hissed, turning away from her and taking deep breaths. "You are." He demanded again, flinging his arms out to her. "This is who I am!" He bellowed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/10 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Enekpe's Clock by sunshinesundae reviews
An Order mission gone terribly, terribly wrong leaves Draco dead and Hermione trapped in a time loop, doomed to relive it. Can she save his life, or is fate a force too strong to fight? War AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,866 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 3/8 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Variations of by withered reviews
Stuck on the graveyard shift filling out paperwork in the same office as his swotty co-worker, Draco craves distraction. Obviously, Granger must comply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Saving Draco by In Dreams reviews
The Order having been all but defeated, the Dark Lord reigns. After Hermione is captured, Draco is sent to be the one to kill her. AU DMHG Angsty One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
McLaggen's Woman by Lady Evora reviews
Clearly, a disturbed soul having a lark must have arranged the unfortunate matches for Wizarding Britain's newly enacted Pairing Ceremony. In Draco Malfoy's opinion, it was beyond atrocious. Marriage-law Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29 - Hermione G., Draco M., Cormac M. - Complete
A Lunar Chronicles Collection by kiminicricket reviews
Hi Friends! This is a collection of short works based on LC characters. Some are cannon and some are AU. Marked as complete because each chapter will be it's own complete short story. Will continue adding new stories as they come to me - feel free to request AU's or prompts - I love to have a go :) Kaider, Jacinter, Kiko, Cresswell and Wolflet
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,156 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Scarlet B., Thorne, Ze'ev K./Wolf, Cress - Complete
Better Tomorrow by coddiwomple reviews
Hermione and Draco return to Hogwarts to complete their education. A new student makes an appearance, freshly disbanded from the Sacred Twenty-Eight. With lingering Voldemort enthusiasts polluting the halls, Hogwarts may be in trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/28 - Published: 1/8 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Risky Business by lilyfanciesprongs reviews
Hermione wasn't the type of witch who would enter into this sort of arrangement with anyone, and even if she had been, Draco Malfoy certainly wouldn't have been her first choice, but there wasn't anything inherently wrong about it, was there? She was an adult, and she was allowed to lighten up and enjoy herself. Rated M for language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,655 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Goddess Among Peasants by Araesson's Storm reviews
No one liked Zacharias Smith. No one ever seemed to think much of him apart from the fact that he was annoying and always had something to complain about. Yet, he still joined the DA, and never told. One sided Zacharias X Hermione. Part 3 of the Introspection Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/24 - [Zacharias S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Better Late Than Never by dysfunctionaldilusion reviews
Sometimes it takes people a while to accept things. It took Harry Potter several years, fights, and births to accept two important relationships. It's better to accept late than to never accept at all. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/23 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Bet It by NeverNik reviews
It started out as an ordinary night in the pub. Then Harry had to go and make a bet, didn't he? Dramione, lemony, this uses a prompt from MrBenzedrine's Easter 2017 selection. Updated November 2017.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 4/20 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Dating Game by Chalayne reviews
After Hermione and Ron's breakup is made public, she is inundated with wizards wanting to date her. Draco has a plan that will benefit them both. Will it work or will she wish she had never agreed? ONESHOT Dramione EWE. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/21 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Winners Keepers by Aegis Xyston reviews
*COMPLETE* CRAZY and COMPLICATED. That's what Hermione's life becomes when, after a heated argument with the Slytherins, Ron impulsively bets away Hermione for the Quidditch Match. Be Warned: There will be Peeves ;)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,857 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/12 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
The First Time is the Best Time: A Dramione Compilation by LR Earl reviews
Because every time they meet, it's magic. Whether as 6th years, magical creatures, or widowers, each chapter will explore the wondrous ways Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger came to be. Warning: lemony goodness ahead. I take prompts in reviews.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 107 - Published: 4/18 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Australia Happened by NickieButterfly reviews
How did Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger end up together? Well Australia happened. Fluff. No Smut. Slow - Burn
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/17 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Wooing of Hermione Granger by longdistance reviews
A multi-chapter prequel to "The Return of Blaise Zabini". A bit of fluff and a bit of snark, you'll learn just how this iteration of your favorite pairing came to be. It'll take a bit of convincing but Draco Malfoy is intent on wooing Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,613 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 3/16 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Good Start by Kyonomiko reviews
Hermione is looking for a little privacy, trying to avoid the revelry of the party happening in her common room. Unfortunately, she won't find any privacy in her own bed. Based on a Tumblr prompt from MrBenzedrine. Dramione Eighth Year EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,385 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/16 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Lean On Me by dardarbinx101 reviews
Tris is no longer with Four. And now he is getting married. And he invited her to the wedding. Tris has a lot to deal with, especially since she can only go to the wedding with a date. Does she even want to go? Who is going to be her date? Fortunately, she knows a guy with the 'eye for an eye' moral code. *this is Petris*
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,745 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 5/19/2015 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Peter] [OC, Four/Tobias] - Complete
Frantic by aimeedaralyon reviews
There were three people in the DMLE department who were, to say the least, frantic. Susan Bones, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. After a one-night stand with her colleague Draco, Hermione avoids him the best she can. Rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Susan B. - Complete
against the clock by The People Speak reviews
Soulmate timers have been helping connect people who belong together for all time and still, Cinder gets the guy who can't even figure out it's her. kaider / soulmate au / modern au
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,350 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] Iko, Scarlet B. - Complete
How to Date a Slytherin by Reddhg87 reviews
After the war Hermione struggles to cope with what happened to her, causing strife in her relationship with Ron. The only person who truly understands is Draco. He wants to start his life over, but he can not do it alone. The only person who can help him is the witch he was born to hate but will grow to love. TRIGGER WARNING: CONTAINS SELF-HARM. Rated M for swearing and lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 131,657 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Nothing I Won't Do by DaughterofaBeautyQueen reviews
"Remember that part where I said I controlled your pay roll?" "The more you use that threat the less I believe it." "Well it's not like you don't run half the company." "That's right."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Here Comes The Groom by catgirl220 reviews
There's a wedding going on, and Harry is confused. (Dean/Seamus)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
The Helping Hand by DianaRose1900 reviews
Based off a fan theory. What if Draco was the one who helped Harry and Ron conquer the Chamber of Secrets. Its unlike Hermione to not only rip out a page of a book but also write on the page. Why wasn't that page found sooner? Yet at the beginning of the film in the bookstore, you clearly see Draco ripping out the page of a book. Read and review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27 - Complete
A Story Of Dramione Cliches by DaylightGlow reviews
Aren't you sick of those Dramione story cliches? The ones that are shamelessly reused over and over again? You feel me, right? Then this is for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Together Again by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Seamus thought he'd never see Dean again. But there he is, just as the final battle is about to break out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
In The Heat of The Moment by Aberdeen.Weasley reviews
Distraught by the perils of adolescent romance, Hermione finds solace in an unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Divergent Uncovered by Damn you Kylie reviews
We all know Bud as Tori's running partner but what if he was a descendant of Veronica Roth? Bud has the Divergent book in his possession and has been waiting for the right time to kidnap twelve people from Dauntless so that they can read the books and try to change the future. Watch as the Divergent characters read the book. Disclaimer: I do not own the Divergent Series.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 175,124 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 2/11 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Of Sunflowers and Potions by Bex-La-Get reviews
An argument about potions. An apology with a sunflower. Dramione. Oneshot. All rights belong to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
One Day by DaylightGlow reviews
Sometimes, I wonder why I married him. He's snarky, arrogant, and totally a jerk. And he hates lasagna. I absolutely love lasagna. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Rise Up by Arukewari reviews
In which Draco catches Hermione reading a sex manual in the Restricted Section and years of suppressed emotions start tumbling out, leaving two teenagers reeling in the throes of first love at the turn of an imploding war. AU after HBP. DH. 7th year. M-Rated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 2/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ron W., Blaise Z.
Two Birds, One Stone by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger's desire to bed her neighbour, Draco Malfoy, causes her to engage in a little Slytherin scheming…with Crookshanks' help. Romance/Humor/Drama-Angst (for Draco)/Naughty Fun. 2016 DramioneLove Mini Fest Round 1 entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/9 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Musical Mayhem by scarlettcat reviews
The Gryffindors and Slytherins are ready to rumble. Of course, if Dumbledore has anything to do with it, at least they are going to do it in style. A Dramione musical extravaganza!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Enjoy the Ride by Kittenshift17 reviews
*ONE-SHOT* Draco Malfoy finds Hermione crying in a deserted hallway one time too many about Weaslebee and decides to take matters into his own hands to help her get over the sod. Who knew that they might just be what the other needs to overcome their personal problems and just enjoy the ride?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 145 - Published: 3/9 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Flourish by mamapotterhead24 reviews
Hermione just wants a book to read for the evening. But Draco just cant leave her at peace. Will he seduce her? Will she resist? Who knows. Read and see... if she will flourish her wand or if she will succumb to his advances
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/9 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Funny Old World by A.R.Black reviews
Could Draco Malfoy be any more of an arrogant, stuck up, rage inducing human being? Its been seven years since she last saw him and he hasn't changed a bit or has he? It is a funny old world after all. Standard Dramione fun
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 2/5 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Firewhiskey by aimeedaralyon reviews
Hermione goes to the reunion and tries to avoid Cormac McLaggen, luckily her colleague Draco can help her out. Dramione, short and cliché.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Cormac M. - Complete
Unwritten by Maloreiy reviews
"He'd always known that hair. He'd stared at it, he'd jinxed it, one memorable day he'd gotten his wand, his hand, and a good portion of his arm, stuck in it. But for the first time he was overcome with a longing to touch it. To touch her. To reach out to her and pull her towards him." A lovely little romance about a young Veela and the mate he never expected. S&R:CRW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,168 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 3/2 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Runaway Bride by diemdoll reviews
"Granger, Granger, Granger," Draco sang, seemingly quite pleased with himself, "You've gone and made yourself famous again. The prophets are calling you the runaway bride."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,899 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Snake with a Lion's Heart by nimbus2002 reviews
Hermione doesn't believe the war changed her until a Resorting Decree lands her in Slytherin. As a new fight brews, she learns to navigate life in a nest of snakes she once hated, and politics in a lion's den of former allies. Gryffindor's favorite lioness is done being taken for granted. This time the game is hers to win.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,023 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Love Is In The Cauldron by closeted-nerd reviews
When Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger a paired together for a month long Potions assignment, it's the worst thing either of them can think of. However, will they feel the same way by the end of the month? What does the future hold for Draco and Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,918 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Lack of Criminal Conversation by anabundanceofstars reviews
Marriage Law fic. "Well, Granger, frankly I think one of us should know what they're doing." Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/31 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W.
Show and Tell by NeverNik reviews
Draco and Hermione want their friends to know about their relationship. Trouble is, some may not take it very well and may end up being scarred for life - emotionally or physically, take your pick. So our lovers put their heads together and work out a plan... or three. Final part of the series starting with 'Malfoy's Problem.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,717 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Matched by longdistance reviews
The wizarding community has not quite bounced back in terms of numbers since the end of the war. Desperate times call for desperate measures and a Marriage Law is enacted by the Ministry. Hermione isn't even dating anyone, let alone ready to be someone's wife. Draco has a secret that he'd rather not share. Odd couples are made and they have a year to figure it all out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,843 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Chasing the Report by everlovingdeer reviews
"And there isn't anything else you want to know?" he pressed. "The report will be boring otherwise." "Is there something else you'd like me to add in?" I was so confused – everyone had said to stay professional. But here he was, saying something else. "We can start with the fact that I'm single."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8 - [Cormac M., OC] - Complete
3 times cinder wanted to say i love you the first time she did by prncesselene reviews
The words almost stumble out of her, messy and confused. His arms are tight around her, the fabric of his dress shirt taut against his skin, the goodbye waiting as long as it can to escape his lips. If Cinder had inherited one thing from her birth family, it was that love wasn't something you gave away so easily.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7
Seasons of Love by MrBenzedrine reviews
Strictly Dramione 2017 Valentine's Day prompt: Hogwarts. Draco and Hermione as professors. "Will you ever let go of the past, Granger? I'm not that little boy anymore. People can change." - Draco Malfoy never realized how pretty Hermione Granger's smile actually was until she bumped into him again. Now, he can't get her out of his head, but she isn't falling for his charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/4 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Pride & Protective by HerHighnessAphrodite24 reviews
A story of forced marriage and forced love. A marriage law that goes into effect in Hermione's final year at Hogwarts, the one she missed out on. Where Hermione is too prideful to love Draco and he is very protective of what he now has to call his wife. Also here's my disclaimer for the WHOLE story and all of the pictures I will use: NOT MINE NEVER WILL BE! Ron Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/16 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Blaise Z.]
Stringing up the Lights by 1221bookworm reviews
So, this is sort of a companion piece to "Tea and Cookies." Once again, it was "inspired by" the prompt "Lights" for TLC Shipweeks 2017. Presenting: the male half of the Rampion crew decorating for Christmas. The title, "Stringing up the Lights" comes from the Bob River parody "The Twelve Pains of Christmas."
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29 - Kai, Thorne, Ze'ev K./Wolf, Jacin Clay - Complete
Tabula Rasa by LoveMyRomance reviews
During a Dumbledore's Army meeting, the Golden Trio are visited by a set of unlikely visitors. They sing many promises and offer the the Gryffindors something they cannot refuse. How will this affect the war and their lives? Will it lead to an ultimate betrayal? It's quite a risk, after all. Rated M for dark themes, language, and graphic description.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/29 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Pansy P.
The Tea Party That Started it All by DaylightButterfly reviews
In which Scarlet thinks it's a good idea to gather the Rampion crew together to "discuss" wedding plans, and Thorne is an idiot. Not exactly for ShipWeeks, since it doesn't follow a specific pairing, but it does use the theme "Tea Party".
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] Scarlet B.
Tea and Cookies by 1221bookworm reviews
This one goes in the category, "inspired by" the prompt Tea Pary, for TLC Shipweeks 2017. In this fic, the girls are baking cookies. And let's just say growing up in a satellite, a suspension tank, and a palace does not make for the best chefs. But don't worry, together, they can always pull it off.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24 - Cinder L./Selene, Scarlet B., Cress, Winter - Complete
Fifteen Kisses by Oliva9 reviews
SPOILERS. We already know that in Winter, Cinder has a record of how many times she and Kai had kissed in the Rampion. However, by the time the book starts, we've missed fifteen kisses between them. So how could those have happened? Here's a guess. (I accept ideas!).
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 1/8 - [Cinder L./Selene, Kai] Iko, Thorne
Cause Célèbre by RZZMG reviews
Pansy Parkinson's determined to prove she can detective a case as well as any Auror, despite the fact she's only a secretary in MLE. When a serial killer case comes up, she's decided to solve it…but to do so she'll be forced to interact with the worst killer (er, lady-killer) of them all: her ex, Cormac McLaggen. Comedy/Romance/Drama. 2016 Rarepairs-Shorts Fic Exchange. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/4 - Pansy P., Cormac M. - Complete
The Newest Member of the Crew by 2blackcatz reviews
Post Winter. Cress has been acting strangely lately until she introduces Thorne to the newest member of the Rampion Crew. Fluff
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14
Home by 1221bookworm reviews
A Kaider one shot for the 2017 TLC ShipWeeks. Takes place when Cinder has given up her Lunar Crown and is making a Home for herself in the Palace.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai - Complete
Some Things Never Change by porcelaincountess reviews
Although I started writing this to see how Kai's parents would interact with Cinder, I realized I was essentially telling the story of the Rampion Crew in college during the Twenty First Century, Second Era.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/25/2016 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai
You'll Regret This by longdistance reviews
After a disastrous assignment between their offices goes awry, Draco Malfoy finally gets the chance to admit his feelings for a certain muggle-born witch, much to her ex's dismay. Will he regret his actions? Humor and fluff await!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/2 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
A Very Hot Summer by jrb2009 reviews
Hermione fell in love with Camp Craig when offered an extra credit chance. After years of attending, she applied for the coveted position of Camp Counselor and got the job the summer before Sixth Year. Which handsome Gryffindor also frequents Camp Craig and is also going to be a Camp Counselor? Cormac McLaggen. Fluffy chapters that follow them around, but also plenty of smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,299 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 4/3/2015 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.] - Complete
Soak by LadieLazarus
Dean likes baths. Seamus likes Dean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Forward Momentum by LadieLazarus reviews
Dean Thomas has a slight problem. Pre-Ship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Desperate by LadieLazarus
Late nights sometimes come with late night cravings. (083 Touch)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
The Tax by longdistance reviews
Draco Malfoy hears from a very reliable source that Hermione Granger could kiss a man senseless and intends to investigate for himself. In usual Slytherin fashion, he'll use this knowledge to his advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Most of the Night by Alley-Kat-94 reviews
After months managing their respective governments, and not seeing each other at all, Cinder and Kai finally manage to have a night alone together; and they make the absolute most of it. LEMON/RATED M. Very much smut. Enjoy!
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai - Complete
He's Innocent? by FastTurtles410 reviews
A short little one shot about Harry and his dormates after they find out that Sirius was innocent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2016 - Harry P., Neville L., Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Dreams of Requirement by Kyonomiko reviews
The Room of Requirement has a remarkable ability to give you what you need, even if you're unsure how to ask. Draco needs to hold himself together. Dreams seem to be all he has. 6th year A/U Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,073 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 11/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Malfoy's Problem by NeverNik reviews
Malfoy is acting in a very un-Malfoy-like manner, and people are noticing. Could it have something to do with Granger? Prequel to Up Against a Cold Castle Wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Swear Jar by NeverNik reviews
Since Hermione and Draco became lovers, their swearing (particularly in the throes of passion) has reached epic proportions. So Hermione decides to introduce a swear jar. Sequel to Up Against a Cold Castle Wall.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/18/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Up Against a Cold Castle Wall by NeverNik reviews
Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
I Never by Iolanthe Ivashkov reviews
A One-shot of the Vampire Academy and Bloodlines group playing the game "I Never." Set around the time they go to court to test Olive's blood and before anyone but Adrian and Jill know about Sydney's magic. Just an idea I couldn't get out of my head.
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Adrian I., Sydney S., Rose H.
An Unexpected Reunion by cleotheo reviews
Neither Hermione Granger or Draco Malfoy want to attend their ten year class reunion, but when their friends persuade them to attend they find that the weekend isn't quite as unappealing as it first appeared. Short eight part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,078 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Mouth Full of White Lies by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
It only takes Dean a few years to be honest with Seamus.:: Or five times that Dean has lied to Seamus, and one time he didn't.:: For Poke
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/9/2016 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
The Scars We Carry by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Memory Charmed Hermione. EWE format. Past and Present collide when Hermione wakes up in a bed she doesn't remember, to a family she can't recall and a man she's supposed to hate. But what is hiding in their past and has it come back to haunt them? As Hermione works to regain her memories she also has to deal with the consequences of her past and the life she made with Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,860 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Something That We're Not by Enlightening Tale Brethren reviews
Rose and Christian have always loathed each other. But they both have one thing in common: They want someone they can't seem to have. Rated M for language and smut. Read at your own risk.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,851 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/22/2016 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Rose H., Christian O. - Complete
Last Night I Dreamt I Died Alone by ProblematicHayes reviews
In which Peter didn't take the memory serum, but still left Chicago for Milwaukee - this follows his inability to repair his damage - and eventually Tris' inability to cope with her fear. Together they might just be able to repair one another, or maybe they'll rip themselves apart in the process. [I don't own Divergent or the characters] [M for later chapters]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2016 - Published: 9/4/2016 - [Tris/Beatrice P., Peter] - Complete
Second Time Around by cleotheo reviews
Ron sees a school reunion as the perfect time to fix his life and make amends with his ex wife, Hermione. However, he doesn't count on the fact that Hermione has moved on with her life, and just who she's moved on with. Five part reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,205 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 9/16/2016 - Published: 9/12/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Forgotten conversation by ell1986 reviews
Set after Adrian and Sydney return to court in A Fiery Heart, the conversation that Richelle Mead forgot to include. The inevitable has happened, Sydney finally has to come clean to Rose about everything to do with her and Adrian. A cute one shot where we finally get to hear what we needed Sage to hear all along, Adrian is her everything
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2016
The Press Conference by midnightsnapdragon reviews
When Cinder hosts a press conference meant to answer the questions of her people, the subject immediately turns to suitors ... and what the emperor might have to do with it. Then, when she returns to the Commonwealth to attend her first peace festival as queen, she and Kai must reconsider the front they present to the public. [Set post-Winter, written pre-Winter.]
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Iko, Torin - Complete
Marked by olivieblake reviews
Two dead. Three missing. The Order is down a leader and another innocent takes the Mark. Where is the Chosen One, and who killed Draco Malfoy? Dramione, sequel to "Clean," book II in "This World or Any Other" series. HEA. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,011 - Reviews: 2743 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 8/12/2016 - Published: 4/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Over The Moon by SpellCleaver reviews
He was not a criminal - he was doing what was right. He was not a traitor - his was merely serving his Princess (princesses, he thought wryly) rather than his Queen. Jacin's PoV on his trial at the beginning of Winter. One shot
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Jacin Clay, Winter] Levana - Complete
Home Again by 1221bookworm reviews
Focuses on a few interactions Wolf has with the townsfolk in Rieux. How he goes from outcast to being accepted and loved.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2016 - Complete
Gryffindor Boys, Reunited! by pottermum reviews
Seamus has gathered his old dorm mates for a night at the pub to make an announcement. Ron is late, so in the meantime, at Seamus' prompting, they all confess something very personal. Rated due to male genitalia references.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Harry P., Neville L., Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Heartbreakingly Beautiful by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"You're mine." I held my breath, waiting to wake up, waiting for this nightmare to dissolve, but she slowly nodded her head, confirming that it was true." Ron has been too busy to realize he has been replaced...Until it is too late. Reformatted! Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,115 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Silver Eyes, Golden Owls and a Stolen Kiss by sunshinesundae reviews
Auror Hermione chases a thief through the crowded London Underground. Winner of Best Overall Fic in the DramioneLove Mini Fest 2016.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Blond on Blond, or Five Times Draco & Cormac Were Seen Snogging by eevilalice reviews
Draco Malfoy and Cormac McLaggen, two of the Wizarding World's largest egos, are having it off. And a whole bunch of people are about to find out, one by one and in pairs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Cormac M., Draco M.] - Complete
Idiotic Tendencies by FloraIrmaTylee reviews
Iko thinks that Kinney's only redeeming quality is his attractiveness. Somehow, because she decides to hate him, the universe pushes them together. ("You're just stalking me," Iko decides.) Iko/Kinney, modern!au; oneshot.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,864 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Iko - Complete
An Android Goes to the Ball by DivineAuthorOfSassiness reviews
Iko wants to go to the party, but it comes with a catch.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Iko - Complete
Snap by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"This is war." Draco hissed, his hand clenching tightly around the bottle, fantasying that it was Granger's throat underneath his firm grasp, whether in pain or pleasure, it didn't matter. Sirius brought his glass to his lips, which were quirked with glee. "All's fair, mate."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,454 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/1/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Pansy P. - Complete
Devil's Snare by sunshinesundae reviews
Hermione wants a new job. Will boss Malfoy let her go? "Tell me, Granger, do you often imagine me in bed?" "If you mean death bed," she said sweetly. "Then every day."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,021 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Pesky Relatives by curlyhurdontcurrr reviews
As the wizarding world finally settles down, Hermione has ran out of excuses to not meet the Granger family for an annual reunion. With her daughter and an absent Draco, she knows the gathering would just be a total nightmare. Dramione & Blaise/Pansy (cliches & fluff included.) COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,023 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 5/21/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Clean by olivieblake reviews
Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 124,797 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 4/4/2016 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Governess by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
As a single mother of two, Hermione was in desperate need of a job. When an offer to give her just that appears, will she be able to put the past aside and work for someone she once hated? And what happens when she finds herself falling for her new boss? And what is lurking in the shadows that might put an end to everything? Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,646 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 1/22/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fourteen Fears by Light of the Rising Sun reviews
In preparation for the third stage of initiation, the Dauntless initiates Tris, Uriah, Christina, Peter and Lynn go through a series of challenging obstacles in their fear landscapes with Tobias and Eric together as a team. Total of fourteen fears, two from each person. They can come in any order or even at once! Set within timeline of Divergent. Tris's POV. CANON. ONE-SHOT.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2016 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Peter, Eric - Complete
To the End of Their Days by zissa reviews
A collection of loosely connected Kiko one-shots beginning post-revolution and centered around life, love, and politics on Luna.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 2/27/2016 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Kai, Iko
The Morning After What! by sunshinesundae reviews
Hermione wakes up, hungover and tied to a stranger's bed, with no recollection of how she got there. "I know you're not asleep," he said. "Because if you were, you'd still be snoring like a troll with a head cold." Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,431 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
All the Mistletoe's Fault by Meowshmallowx reviews
Seamus is hosting a Christmas party in his flat. Dean, despite wrestling with stronger-than-ever feelings for his best mate, makes a habit of coming over to help him set up a few weeks in advance. Deamus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2016 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Colors of The Heart by regolithheart reviews
A collection of post-Winter one-shots focusing on each of our favorite ships / Blue: Kiko / Yellow: Cresswell / Red: Wolflet / Green: Kaider
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,413 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/27/2016 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Cinder L./Selene, Iko, Scarlet B., Cress - Complete
A Winter's Ball: A Kiko fanfiction by artemisianfire reviews
Kinney and Iko finally get together. He doesn't stop being a jerk, however, and I am eternally frustrated I did not change this fact.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Iko - Complete
Three Times She Said Yes (and Once She Said No) by Sweet Little Bullet reviews
Three times Hermione Granger told Draco Malfoy yes, and the one time she said No.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/23/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Five Times Dean and Seamus Kiss, and One Time They Don't by Felis Callida reviews
The first time Dean and Seamus kiss, they're thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20/2016 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Unpredictable by RZZMG reviews
Severus Snape considers Bill Weasley's career path and wonders why the boy chose curse breaking rather than an apprenticeship as a potioneer… Gen fic/Drama/Angst. 2015 Bill Ficathon Fest - #3 of 3 entry. COMPLETE. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,126 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Severus S., Bill W. - Complete
Perfect - Deamus One-Shot by Meowshmallowx reviews
In which Seamus is jealous, Dean is angry, and fluff follows a fight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2015 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Perfectly Lucky by RZZMG reviews
Everyone said Hermione was the brightest witch of their age, and that Theodore Nott was the most beautiful male of their generation. Essentially, they were perfectly matched: he was the beauty to her brains. It was just too bad he didn't feel that way. Or so Hermione thought… Theo/Hermione. Drama/Romance/Sexiness. 2015 Interhouse Fest entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/10/2015 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Sponsorship by Esyla reviews
Cato won the 73rd Hunger Games but they broke something inside of him and left him a shell of a person. Now finds he can't help but want to help the girl on fire and she finds that maybe she understands this broken boy better than she thinks. Drabble like in nature. New cover from Haymilee on Tumblr.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 85,734 - Reviews: 1784 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Forest of Dean by 1755 reviews
Dean leaves.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [Seamus F., Dean T.] - Complete
Rules Were Made For Breaking by CharlotteJeanF reviews
Dolores Umbridge likes establishing rules, and Dean and Seamus like breaking them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Neville L., Dolores U., Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Sydney's Diary by JamminBooks13 reviews
Sydney, Adrian, Rose, Dimitri, Jill, and Eddie are all staying at a safe house together. Sydney awakes to find Adrian has found her diary. When he convinces her to read it, what secrets will be revealed? What will shock the others that Sydney has never said out loud? Sydrian and some Jeddie XD!
Bloodlines Series, Richelle Mead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/23/2015
The Caged Bird Sings by Anesther reviews
I'm just something dark and broken; I'm glass shards that embed into themselves. For even the laughter around me, silent and sharpened, are nothing compared to the damage I can inflict onto myself. Dark. [complete, including epilogue: 10/20/15]
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 108,591 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
A Study in Violet by Ally147 reviews
Maybe he should move to Morocco. Or Iceland. Or f*cking Grenada. Anywhere where the name Theodore Nott wouldn't incite such unmitigated terror. Hermione/Theo, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2015 HP Drizzle Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,082 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Theodore N.] - Complete
Peter and Caleb by Fourthelove reviews
Peter and Caleb grow close at Amity. Will they grow apart when Caleb finds out what Peter did in Dauntless? Find out why Peter did the terrible things he did & why Caleb is a traitor. The two get separated during the war and are blackmailed into doing betraying acts. Peter and Caleb's POV.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Caleb P., Peter
Second Chances by inhaleo0oexhale reviews
While building the Wizarding World's first orphanage Hermione Granger meets someone unexpected from her past as the professional Quidditch team, Appleby Arrows, volunteer to help. Interesting Pairing. Oneshot. CMxHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,303 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2015 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
If these walls could talk by Feigningintrest reviews
The Hogwarts Library tells a story of the things she's seen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sick and Tired by oh help reviews
"We should just snog each other," Dean laughs, "that would solve everything." A sixth-year breakfast drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/6/2015 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
Oblivion by Dance Elle Dance reviews
He needs to stop thinking of her like she matters. He needs to stop treating her in any particular way at all. She needs to be nothing. However, the question remains: Is such a thing even possible? PeterTris, set during Insurgent, oneshot
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Peter, Tris/Beatrice P.] - Complete
New Beginnings by DivergingFangirl5 reviews
After the war, Tris decided that her future is abysmal. Four died. Her new boyfriend used her. And she is homeless. That is until Peter finds her wandering along a road in the middle of the night. Just when things start to get better, another war surfaces. Will Tris' choices destroy her?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 72,314 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
A Reunion to Remember by cleotheo reviews
A school reunion is the perfect place for Harry and Hermione to make peace with Ron after years of estrangement. But after shutting the pair out five years ago will Ron be ready to listen to reason? Short, five part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,254 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 7/6/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Formalise by RattleTheStarsAndPages reviews
Draco Lucius Malfoy was nervous. This was somewhat unfamiliar to the Malfoy heir. Sure, he'd dated a multitude of women in his twenty-four years, but this was Hermione Granger. Smugly, in retrospect, he could now see that she had been as eager for time together as he was. - Drama, Angst, Banter, Sex on the boardroom table.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Conceited Passion by TheSummerNightingale reviews
Cormac hoped she could see that she was more than an accomplishment to him. That instead, she was a privilege who was steadily replacing everything he'd ever known about passion. (For what passion had he ever known before but himself?)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,115 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.] - Complete
Tris, Hayes & Videotape by flying-one reviews
Tris has trouble with intimacy. Peter is a guy who videotapes women talking about sex.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,810 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 4/23/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
Semi Charmed Life by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: He spends most of his morning elbow-deep in the guts of a Hagrid-sized pumpkin, sifting through stringy orange pulp for the tear-shaped ivory seeds—he has to owl his mum for detailed instructions on how to roast the bastards, and even goes to an out-of-the-way backwoods apothecary to procure a last-minute bulk-order of ground cinnamon. CM/LL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/25/2015 - Luna L., Cormac M. - Complete
Sledgehammer by GinevraXO
War makes people react in unusual ways. Sometimes it brings out your best qualities, sometimes it brings out your worst, and sometimes when you're really fighting for survival, it makes you take every chance you might ever get. Rated M to be safe, due to language and location.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Cormac M., Daphne G. - Complete
After 6 by MaineHalfBlood reviews
Hermione returns for a reunion after completely disappearing on her friends. With a Malfoy who seems awfully protective, a Weasley who wants to have her back and a best friend who ended up with a girl who hated his guts, can anything be simple? DM/HG/RW, HP/PP. R & R please! - COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/22/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Unsteady by Valexian rose reviews
Tobias wants nothing to do with Tris after the war, won't look at her, so much as let her touch him. Being messed up he leaves her, claiming to get himself together. Tris shuts herself away, and given time to think, she realizes that there was more than one lover in her life. Peter, is taking therapy and disciplinary classes, now a changed man he meets up with Tris to apologize.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,309 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/20/2015 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
A Different Kind of Party by DivergingFangirl5 reviews
Tris and Peter clash at a Dauntless party where new members of the faction are celebrated. But things get steamy when Peter gets Tris drunk and leads her away from the crowd. A lemon.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 3/4/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
Conventions of War by DivergingFangirl5 reviews
A scene where the group fight against the Dauntless rebels. After Tris escapes from Erudite. A cute moment between Peter and Tris. Rated T for language.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Peter - Complete
Pain Management by Ally147 reviews
"Is this frequency of injuries normal for you, Cormac?" she asked in exasperation. "If so, I can certainly understand why the team had such trouble finding a new Healer. You probably singlehandedly drove the poor soul to insanity." CM/HG, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the HP Rare Cliche Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,038 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/24/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.] Harry P. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Snow Angel by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'SNOW ANGEL'. Pre-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON 3rd PLACE in the December 2014 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deamus: Another Day by tonifree reviews
Summary: It's the day after the O.W.L's and Dean and Seamus get back to their normal crush-y behaviour :3 A bit underage drinking and smutty mention. My story from Tumblr now here too! Heyo everyone! First Deamus fic so...yeah. Also horrible written Irish accent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
It's Paris, Darling by xxLucindaxx reviews
Paris, a smokey jazz club, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, and a whole lot of sexual attraction. Sounds crazy? Of course not, because it's Paris, Darling. Rated M for adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dance Lessons by xxLucindaxx reviews
Over a series of dance lessons Draco and Hermione realize that the war changed a lot - including them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY by the7thflockmember reviews
What would happen if the flock found my list, '50 Ways to Annoy Iggy? Read to find out. Who ever knew they could be so cruel to everybody's favorite blind, pyro CHEF? Chapter 7 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Iggy
Silly Muggle Pseudoscience by Ally147 reviews
"All very well and crazy, Professor," Theo said in a slow drawl, "but what do Granger's odd academic proclivities have to do with me?" Hermione/Theo, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Interhouse Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,398 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/16/2014 - [Theodore N., Hermione G.] Minerva M. - Complete
Stare by RZZMG reviews
With his keeper, Hermione Granger, asleep at her work bench, Draco Malfoy (in ferret form) finds he has options at long last: to escape out the window, to steal some sweet treats before escaping out the window, or turning back and staying put in his cage. What should he do? A 'Choose Your Own Adventure' story with 3 endings. Dramione. 2013 H&V REVERSE CHALLENGE ENTRY. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life Saver by DivergingFangirl5 reviews
A Petris one-shot. Tris, Peter and Tobias escape from Erudite headquarters but get split up. What happens between Tris and Peter during that time?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Peter - Complete
Cato and Katniss OutSmart the Capitol by LittleMulattoKitten reviews
Cato and Katniss met when they were younger and now that they're both in the Hunger Games, the pair are determined to keep each other alive.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,533 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Ruffled by TeddyRemusPotter reviews
Seamus always looked ruffled, so no one can notice when the apperance is because of some other reasoning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by cleotheo reviews
A betrayal causes Draco to end his engagement to Astoria and leave the country. Years later he's back, along with his wife, and a reunion brings him face to face with his ex-fiancée and the people he once thought of as friends. Short four part Slytherin reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Pot of Gold by Ally147 reviews
"Of f****** course!" he bellowed to the sky. "Too much to ask for a bloody day to do this where it doesn't f****** rain, isn't it?" D/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 HP Drizzle Fest on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Formal Introductions by MissAndie reviews
So it's the formidable Granger family reunion. The one that's been written about seven billion times. Please read it anyway! Dramione one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 101 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
As Long As You're Mine by Ally147 reviews
"I am one lion in a den full of snakes, Malfoy," she hissed, "with potentially all of them on my doorstep if my trust in one of them turns out to be the most ill-advised decision I've ever made – which, in all fairness, it might very well be." D/Hr, War-era AU, EWE. Written for Round 5 of the Dramione Remix on LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,768 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
These Games We Play Can't Change Us by maniccollective reviews
A day off from training, a stolen bottle of alcohol, and a game of Candor or Dauntless that turns into spin the bottle brings about a whole new wave of firsts for Tris Prior. Or, the one where Tris learns how to kiss from Peter Hayes. [Petris]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,268 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Christina, Will, Peter - Complete
Winter Dies by flying-one reviews
Alternative ending in which Tobias died and Tris is left to deal with the future alone. Until her and Peter's paths cross again unexpectedly. Originally posted to Ao3, because ff net sucks. Most of the fandom seems to be here, so enjoy anyway.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
The Impostures of Draco Malfoy by Ally147 reviews
"I will have this mirror, Granger. One way or another, it's only a matter of time." Hermione took two steps back and shot him a challenging look. "I would very much like to see you try, Malfoy." A slow, dangerous smirk crept over his lips and a flash of something indiscernible went through his stormy grey eyes. "Game on then, Granger." D/Hr, Hogwarts-era AU, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,259 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Hide and Seek by helloseatttle reviews
A young Prince Kai has always wanted to explore New Beijing, and a hide and seek game seems like the perfect opportunity. Lunar Chronicles one-shot.
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Kai, Torin - Complete
No More Soulmates by Bob The Other Zombie reviews
In a world where wizards are given timers that count down to the day they meet their soulmates, Seamus Finnegan chooses not to look- until a gust of wind and a conversation with Dean changes everything. Dean/Seamus, soulmate timer tattoo AU. Oneshot. Some gratuitous swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [Dean T., Seamus F.] - Complete
The Bikini by Letters To Her reviews
Tris is working on her tan at the beach. A certain someone steals her top. Slight Petris. Might continue into a story. T for swearing. Written at 4:00 in the morning on a rainy night. Crackish. Enjoy.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
Fear and Frustration by Disney-fied reviews
Warning: spoilers for Cress! Captain Carswell Thorne has a few problems. Namely, he is stuck in a desert with a maybe-crazy Lunar girl, their water is running out and, most horribly, the fact that he is blind. This is the book of Cress told through Thorne's point of view. Cress/Thorne. Completed!
Lunar Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 49,438 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - [Thorne, Cress] - Complete
Why Me? by MaxieMoose reviews
Rose killed Dimitri in Russia and freed his soul. At graduation she got assigned to guard Christian Ozera not Lissa and is not happy. Can she salvage her life as Christian's guardian and finally find love and be happy? Who will Rose end up with?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,995 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Rose H., Christian O. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Paris by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'PARIS'. War Era, A/U. No choice left - Draco has to run or he'll be killed. Hermione waits for him at the door, wondering if their love-making the night before was enough to convince him to stay. Dramione/Drama-Angst. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Won 3rd Place in the contest. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Royalty by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'ROYALTY'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. Little Rose Malfoy has a strange question for her papa, Draco. Curse Theodore Nott (and Blaise Zabini & Pansy Parkinson) for their tricks! Hermione to the rescue! Dramione/Comedy/Fluff. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Won 1st Place & Mod's Choice in the contest. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ní bhíonn toit gan tine by fallthroughtimelikeme reviews
Dean is staying over in Séamus's house for part of the summer holidays. Stormy nights, cuddling in bed, awkwardness and sex ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
With the Help of Pansy by thunder2010 reviews
What happens when Pansy brews a hate potion but it turns into a love/lust potion? And what if the voices in Draco's and Hermione's heads have a mind of their own?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,353 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Your Wicked Ways by callistana reviews
In which Nyx and Ignifex discover a new room while exploring the Gentle Lord's castle. Ignyx PWP.
Cruel Beauty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Nyx T., Ignifex - Complete
We've All Changed Since Hogwarts by bane.lightwood.herondale reviews
This is a one-shot based on the relationship between Cormac McLaggen and Hermione Granger. It features a reunion of the Hogwarts students, and an idea of what Hermione's life could have been like if things hadn't worked out with Ronald Weasley, and she just so happened to bump into Cormac McLaggen (all grown up)... and if she fell in love- with Cormac McLaggen. (Please be kind?)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Tucker's POV throughout Unearthly by PenMasterEm reviews
Tucker's point of view of "Unearthly" by Cynthia Hand from the first time he meets Clara, to realizing he loves her, to their first kiss, to the fire and everything in between and possibly, beyond? ;) Hope you enjoy Team Tucker fans! Disclaimer: I absolutely DO NOT own "Unearthly" or it's characters no matter how much I love them! All rights go to Cynthia Hand :)
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,891 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Clara, Tucker
Daring by LillianLockhart reviews
A game of truth or dare ends in a night that goes well for Hermione. And then it goes bad. Then it gets good again. Really good. [Hermione x Draco, Dramione] My first Lemon! One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Pansy P. - Complete
It all started with a wedding by Natalie M.R reviews
Katniss signs her mum up for a dating site. What happens when Mrs Everdeen runs into her high school sweetheart , Derek, and they decide to get married? Will Katniss get along with his two sons? What about Glimmer? Main pairings: Katniss/Cato, Marvel/Glimmer.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 49,321 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Petris Confusion by solarflare925 reviews
This is the first chapter of a story that i hope to write more of. It's a love story about Peter and Tris from the first book of the Divergent trilogy. There will be Romance and later on some adventure/action. please comment:
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Dramione Drabbles: Shrieking Shack by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'SHRIEKING SHACK'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. October 2013 competition entry. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Laced by Juliet Knighly reviews
"Licking her lips, she could still taste traces of the sweet poison they'd been laced with, a poison she alone was immune to." *Warning-Rated T for Drinking, Sensual Situations, and Violence.* Dramione hints towards the end, One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Cormac M. - Complete
Call of the Phoenix by ILove2Write13 reviews
[COMPLETE] Katniss Everdeen has given up everything for her sister, but she gained something in return: a darling baby boy. But she couldn't stop the reapings. Thrust into the Hunger Games, Katniss will do anything to win, even joining an alliance with the Careers. But she didn't plan on Cato, and she sure as hell didn't plan on the Rebellion.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,407 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Lucky Charms by RZZMG reviews
Seamus Finnigan has fancied his friend, Hermione Granger, for years. Getting her for his partner for a Gryffindor Yule Gift Exchange is just the right opportunity for him to finally confess! With the help of some Irish lucky charm, perhaps he can capture her attention at long last. Ficlet, One-shot, Romance, Comedy, Fluff. Seamus x Hermione. Hogwarts 6th year-head canon. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Hermione G., Seamus F. - Complete
Well That Was Interesting by nubslife reviews
Its Hogwarts' Ten-year class reunion and Harry and Ron are in for an interesting surprise... DRAMIONE FANFICTION -OneShot- *I do not own Harry Potter* written by nubslife
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M.
Hogwart's first Reunion by DisneyKd4 reviews
It's Hogwarts first ever Ten Year Reunion, and the new headmistress could not think of a better year to have back than our own favorite year Yet Hermione hasn't seen most Gryffindor class in a long time Will they have changed? Will they notice that she changed? :\Not my best, I only wrote because I was bored but it isn't horrid of course. One-shot for now, but might change later
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 43 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Original Sin by RZZMG reviews
M.L.E. Officer Hermione Granger receives a note to come to Malfoy Manor to prevent her charge, Draco Malfoy, from breaking the terms of his probation. The note claims Draco is an unregistered Animagus & he's trapped himself in animal form, unable to reverse the spell. He needs her help! 2013 HP-Porninthesun entry. Dramione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Fest Winner-Mod's Choice! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,948 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Library Visits by xxLucindaxx reviews
What happens when a few library visits bring out a few unknown feelings for the Slytherin Sex God and Gryffindor's Golden Girl? ***Mentions of non-con, but NOT described in detail (and obviously not between Draco and Hermione)***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,045 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Missed Shot by kato everdeen reviews
Cato has Peeta in a headlock, Katniss takes aim at his hand, releases the arrow...and empales Peeta in the heart. Can she live with the guilt, and the Capitol still controlling her in their games?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
The threat of Eric by sporadiclove reviews
Eric gleams about Four's feelings for Tris early on. But what would happen if he decided to use those feelings against Four and manipulate Tris/force himself upon her? What would happen? Would love r&r, this is my first Divergent fanfic!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,085 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Eric, Four/Tobias
Dramione Drabbles: It's A Dragon by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'IT'S A DRAGON'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco thinks he knows best when it comes to little boys and their 'sticky fingers' (a pun, meaning 'to steal'). Hermione waits for Scorpius to teach his daddy a lesson that mum's everywhere already know about their boys. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Darkened Proposals by xAstoriainmyDreamsx
Seamus comes home to a black apartment and Dean in hiding, will the evening be a complete bust or will it become one of the best of their lives? Fluffy Dean/Seamus smut. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Married Against My Will by glisana2 reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose and Christian are forced to marry due to a contract thier parents made eight years ago. How will they get out of it? Do they even want to get out? R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Rose H., Christian O.
Hermione's Faux Pas, Harry's Type, Ron's Qualities by CheshireCat23 reviews
A story about Hermione's little faux pas, Harry's type and Ron's good qualities. HG/CM, RW/LB and sort of HP/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - [Hermione G., Cormac M.] - Complete
The Touch of Your Lips by Abrasucks Malfoy reviews
"There was something about him that drew her close. She was like Pandora and he, the box. There were so many secrets hidden in him as if they were only meant for her to know."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Fuse by RZZMG reviews
For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,010 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Regret by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'REGRET'. Post-Hogwarts, Epilogue compliant. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON SECOND PLACE & MOD'S CHOICE in the May 2013 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ecstatic Cocktails by enomix reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts is over and the celebration is on! But what will happen in the festivities? A slightly drunk Hermione encounters an old "friend" from school and learns the truth about something she thought she knew... Please R&R! Written for CeliaEquus as her prize for the Marauder's Map Contest 2010.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Worse Than Death by leannesidhe reviews
On dangerous situations I ask myself, when the instinct to survive kicks in, what could be worse than death? And I'd always arrive at the same answer: Nothing. Nothing could be worse than to feel your own strength drain away from your body, feel your heart struggle to keep you alive. But then she appeared in my fear landscape and changed the answer. ONESHOT
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
The Missing Pieces by kato everdeen reviews
sequel to The Missed Shot- After spending a year of captivity in the capitol and watched the suffering of seeing their loved ones die as tributes within two days of their games, Cato and Katniss are shoved back into the arena on their wedding day to finish what they began almost exactly a year ago, regardless of the bonds they had grown. (CONTEMPLATING DISCONTINUING)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,250 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
The Way We Weren't by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
A chance reunion leads to a friendship between former enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,175 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Peter & Tris: Divergent Fanfic: Revenge by Perseclipse reviews
Tris gets her revenge...but it plays out differently then she could have ever imagined. Warning: Mild Violence
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter, Four/Tobias, Christina - Complete
His Unbecoming by Semblance of Apathy reviews
The brief telling of Tris' influence on Peter which I believe has been there right from the beginning of Divergent. (PETER-CENTRIC.) I accept all hate mail since I find them so amusing. Disclaimer: Je ne suis pas Veronica Roth; donc je ne possède pas le Divergent Trilogy et ses personnages. Reviews are always appreciated so I thank'ee all who've left one so far :-)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Peter - Complete
Lux in Tenebris by ClimbingUpTheWalls reviews
"T-t-tributes!due to unforeseen- unforeseen. Unanticipated trials. All cameras are down. Until further notice all communication is down. The Dark Days have returned! Hunger Games on hiatus!" Multiple pairings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,845 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
When Lissa comes back into Fang's life, she proves surprisingly hard to get rid of. But Max is coming back in ten days...so he enlists the help of the Flock. Chaos ensues. Can they get rid of Lissa in time? Currently taken down, pending rewrite.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Easter Egg by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'EASTER EGG'. Hogwarts-Era, A/U (7th year). Springtime sexual tension leads Head Girl Hermione into teasing Head Boy Draco to get his attention. She gets more than she bargained after Colour Charming his hair Easter egg pastel pink! For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Whispers in the Dark of Night by The Mortal Factions reviews
In this scene Peter attempts to commit suicide but is stopped by Tris, they then go on to have an emotional heart to heart talk. During this short story you discover a side of Peter never seen before. DISCLAIMER: I do not ship Petris, I just thought it would be interesting to write about them because it has not been done that many times.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Of Tie-Dye and Twats by StarKid McFly reviews
Zach and Ginny have never got along. Hannah promotes herself to matchmaker and Parvati has a project that she wishes to test out. Who would have thought that gaudy seventies patterns would bring people together? Rubbish summary, ZachxGinny, dedicated to dark-night-sky. I can feel you guys judging me. Rated for language and suggestiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,189 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4223 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Where's My Happy Ending by articcat621 reviews
Hermione tries to move on after Ron's betrayal but is having a hard time doing so. Can Cormac open her eyes or is it too late for her to find her happy ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Honestly Brave by musicinmymind13 reviews
This is Christina's point of view of when she first arrives to the Dauntless headquarters. One-shot
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Christina - Complete
Breaking Glass by Elegancexx reviews
When Cato wakes up in a strange place to discover many of the dead tributes still alive in a secret underground factory, he can't believe in anything anymore, not even life itself. He saw these people die, killed them even, yet here everyone is- alive and thriving. Is this a miracle, or is it just another Game of the Capitol's? What does our Mockingjay have to do with it? AU, CxK
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Stained by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
EWE. Dramione. Reunion fic. After the war, Hermione was sent to keep an eye on an ex-Death Eater that was rumored to want to stir up more trouble. Harry and Ron stood by the fact that she did not have time for love while she was gone, but Hermione was gone for a very long time...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Killer for a Mentor by imdifferentnotwerid reviews
I am Katniss Everdeen. I won the 71st Hunger Games, I thought I'd finally have peace, but then my best friend Gale was sent into the 74th a Hunger Games. To make matters worse Haymicth is sick so that monster from two, Cato, the winner of the 73rd Hunger Games is taking his place. He better not stop me from saving Gale. More explanatory summary inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,898 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Midnight at the Chasm by C.K.isback reviews
Beatrice Prior is not a saint, but she sure as hell makes me feel like a sinner.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Mr Twenty Seven by C.K.isback reviews
"Most of you will have anywhere from ten to fifteen fears in your fear landscapes. That is the average number." Peter knew he was different from the others, knew he was special. Just not in this way.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Peter
First Choice by C.K.isback reviews
Just because Beatrice Prior doesn't think she's attractive doesn't make that everyone's opinion. Oneshot, since there is way too much Four and Tris up in here.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
A Very Eventful Reunion by MauraDaughterofDionysus reviews
Hermione hadn't seen any of her friends in sixteen years. A Hogwarts reunion is going on, and when Hermione is rushed to the hospital Ginny, Harry, Luna, and Ron are in for the shock of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Accidental Love by geekatheartwriterinmind2599 reviews
what if peter was in love with tris? how would four feel? please review
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
Necessary Evil by WhimsicallyAwkward reviews
They don't get along. They deal with each other because they both love Lissa, and that's how it is. Now they've spent days in a basement in Spokane. They're back - a little more broken then before. Everyone must let themselves fall, before they heal. And they need to fall. With someone who understands. oneshot. Takes place directly after Spokane in Frostbite.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
The Flock Goes Through Dauntless Initiation by TrisPrior reviews
Max and the flock are stuck in Chicago. A Divergent Nudge, traitor Angel, and Fang and Four...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Max, Christina
Painful Love by shekh ma shieraki anni reviews
Love is beautiful, love is intense, but most of all, love is painful. Painful love is what Tris and Peter endure. A romance that looks beautiful on the outside with a scary reality once the doors are shut. Slaps are given, punches are thrown. Their romance isn't one that's pretty.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Devious Deceit by bibbler reviews
Max is Lucifer's daughter, the forbidden child. She was sent on a mission to steal a child's heart just to prove her worth. Iggy and Fang are Guardian Angels sent to protect the child and stop Max. They cross paths as humans and don't realize who's who. Iggy and Max finally meet, and Fang falls head over heels in love. For the "enemy" that is his best friend's twin.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Exceedingly Pointless Mental Meanderings by Lady Snapdragon reviews
Hermione has been suckered into playing Truth or Dare. Of course. Just what will be her fate?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
A Surprising Reunion by cleotheo reviews
When Hermione runs into Harry and Ron after not seeing them for ten years, they get a major surprise regarding her life and the reason she suddenly left years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,869 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Just Four Anymore by primlyprincess reviews
What if both Peter and Tobias like Tris? Who will she end up with? What will they do to win her over? Last I checked there were only six other Petris stories... I'm taking suggestions for which direction you want to story to go in the reviews. Enjoy!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Christmas Party by dark-night-sky reviews
Christmas times are always chaotic, what with decorating and parties and presents to buy. Having Parvati's whims and a strange friends-with-benefits relationship on top of all that isn't ideal as far as Ginny's concerned. Doesn't stop either of them though. Zanny Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
Divergent: Peter's POV by WilliamsTori reviews
This is Divergent from Peter's point of view and yes, it is a Petris fan-fic :3
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P.
I Have Friends In Holy Spaces by lilyfanciesprongs reviews
In the end, she cried herself rivers and Ron was her lifesaver. But she was still drowning. Until about a half-hour before Hermione was to become Mrs. Ronald Bilius Weasley, and he found her. Rated T for language and brief sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Polyjuice Potion by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'POLYJUICE POTION'. Hogwarts-Era, 2nd Year. Regarding Hermione's unfortunate accident with the Polyjuice Potion and Millicent's cat. Drama. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Blind Birthdates by dark-night-sky reviews
When dragged along to a blind speed dating event, Ginny meets someone who she begins to really like, keeping in contact with them after the event, but without knowing who they are. If Hannah's reaction is anything to go by, she really should've asked. Oneshot Zanny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,128 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
Not Your Hero by Ritardando reviews
There were the Hunger Games as you read them – the way she wanted you to see them. She never told you she was from the Capitol, did she? She never told you that what you were reading wasn't fiction, that it was my life. I am Katniss Everdeen, "The Girl on Fire". Don't let her make you believe I was a hero.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
I want to know by IHeartUCato reviews
All Eric had planned on doing, was using Four's feelings against him. He never planned on anything getting this difficult. My first fanfic so please be nice! Starts after the capture the flag game. This is Eric/Tris. If you no likey, don't ready.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,665 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Eric, Tris/Beatrice P.
Dramione Drabbles: Patronus by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'PATRONUS'. Post-Hogwarts, A/U, Vampire!Draco & Helper!Hermione. Romance. Fluffy. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Why by IHeartUCato reviews
Summary: From my Divergent one-shot contest. By: Oreo-ism. CHARACTER DEATH! "I can understand why they cry when they see her, because I can't keep it in either. The perfectly round hole under her chin is obvious, a ring of blood that screams suicide like a fire alarm."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Uriah, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Owl Post by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'OWL POST'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Announcement by randommonks reviews
An extra twist to the Seventy-Fifth Hunger Games leaves Katniss with an extra dilemma. Main story is Complete and alternate endings have been added!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,364 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Walls Come Down by Alexandri reviews
When they find themselves trapped together in a cabin on a team retreat, Zacharias and Ginny are forced to come to terms with their feelings for each other. Originally written in 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
Erosion by kali82 reviews
To be needed is a powerful feeling. Cormac has lost so much to this damn war, but if he can save Hermione, maybe he can salvage something from the wreckage. Hermione has lost so much because of the damn war, but if she can save Cormac, maybe she will finally be free of it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,037 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
glances by perfectlypanem reviews
everything is in a look. implied cato/katniss. drabble
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Watched by Indigo Lily reviews
He's hot and she knows it. Cato Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Mason and Alex reviews
Cato knew he shouldn t be doing this and she shouldn t pretend that everything was going to be alright and that they were not going into the arena the next day.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Getting Over Will by IHeartUCato reviews
"I can't deal with it. I just can't. It was one thing when I just knew he had died, but then I have to find out that my best friend killed him? It's just too much." This is a one-shot I made about Christina and Caleb. Not her and Will. Please give it a shot, it's short so it won't take long to R&R now will it? ENJOY! T for suicide. Yes, I said suicide.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Caleb P., Christina - Complete
This is a Wedding not a Matchmaking service by dark-night-sky reviews
As a bridesmaid at Hannah's wedding, Ginny has to suffer through another one of her friend's attempts to set her up with some bloke. Though this time the match has got her worrying about Hannah's sanity. Oneshot, Zanny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Ginny W., Zacharias S.
I can still do this by anomalation reviews
What if Peeta fell while they ran to the Cornucopia? Katniss has to figure out how to live without her better half, and discovers nobody's who she thought they were - including herself. Cato/Katniss friendship, eventual Kato love
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,510 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves on an all new adventure called boarding school. Problems ensue as they face boyfriends, friends,enemies, and roommates they can't stand. Major Fax and other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,172 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Peter Wakes Up by LaurenofGreyjoy reviews
Peter's story of what happened when he awoke from the simulation.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Peter, Eric
The Wild Ones by green and yellow reviews
"We're the wild ones," he says. "The example, not the exception. They let us live so they could kill us all over again." A pregnant Katniss is going back into the arena... and Cato is going with her.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Implausible Infatuation by Hannah-Kiwii reviews
Hermione decided to give Cormac just one last chance...Sequel to Someone Different. CormacxHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,249 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Cormac M., Hermione G. - Complete
Erasing Mistakes by asel1 reviews
Ever wondered how Erasers got their name? Well, when Iggy suggests that the wolf-men need a name, Max, Fang, and Iggy get thinking... and Max discovers the answer and makes a promise to herself. One-shot, no shipping. Takes place at the school.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Appearances can be deceiving by MrsLefroy reviews
Divergent from Peter's point of view. We all know Tris described him as pure evil and cruel, but is he really like that? Or is he trying to make others believe he's a selfish ruthless sixteen years boy? It probably will turn out a Petris fic.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Aptitude Test of a Divergent! by HazelLucieLuna reviews
This one-shot is the results of a character in Divergent...but you-the reader- don't know who it is! Read and guess who's aptitude results this is in a review!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
flying without wings by il-sole-le-stelle reviews
A collection of Tucker/Clara drabbles.
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Tucker, Clara
Backwashed Firewhiskey by dark-night-sky reviews
Zach never thought that the Potter's getting divorced would ever affect him in any way, beyond whether or not their children would act up in his class. But one encounter with Ginny that lead to another and another just showed him how wrong he was. ZachxGinny. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
Bites and Kisses by indiefaggot reviews
Christian is getting fonder of Rose. To fond and he tells her about the 'twisted kiss' in Spokane. R & R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
Not In This Lifetime by totallyloud reviews
Oneshot. After Book 2, Clara had returned during her semester break, giving a visit.. TuClara
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Clara, Tucker - Complete
Such Astonishing Surprises by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot. Family Reunion fic – Hermione's family has gathered to celebrate the 75th birthday of their matriarch. What they didn't expect were the changes that happened to Hermione as well as the news that was in store for them. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 249 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Will You Go to the Ball with Me, Hermione? by Diddle10 reviews
Hermione's life has chaged. Her best friend is her old enemy and the love of her life has cheated on her with an idiot. She doesn't mind though because a certain Gryffandor cutie has caught her eye. Will her history with him be erased when she opens up to him, or will he still be the same jerk he was before?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
The Hunger Lies by B-Tizzle reviews
The hunger games are not real. The whole event is staged. Game makers decide which tributes will live to become actors and which will die. Inside this topsy turvy new reality Katniss finds love where she thought it was never possible. M for stuff :
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
Angel of the Morning by Laura Schiller reviews
It's ironic that they used to like that song. Spoilers for Hallowed.
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Tucker, Clara - Complete
Hooray for Beer by dark-night-sky reviews
It's very hard to find an activity to do with the person you're dating if you can do nothing but argue and disagree on everything. ZachxGinny. Oneshot. Lots of dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Zacharias S., Ginny W.
I Can't Decide by dark-night-sky reviews
Ginny has always hated Zach, and five years after graduating, she doesn't hate him any less. But there's a fine line between love and hate, that gets especially blurred with alcohol involved. ZachxGinny. Adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
The Fangel Experiment by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Okay, this is just The Angel Experiment from Mr. Rock's point of view. We're inside Fang's head now, watching him watch the Flock...and now, we learn just what the Fangalator is all about. Flames are accepted...if you read you MUST review! Please? Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,604 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
An Eye For An Eye by Hope's Voice reviews
So maybe Peter wasn't the top student. All right, he could deal with that- kind of. If anybody asked, it was Edward's fault for mocking him and evoking a well needed butter knife to the eye. Hey, Peter Haynes just happened to be around to serve some justice. You would do the same in his situation, won't you? [Set in Divergent; Minor Spoilers for Insurgent]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Peter, Edward, Drew - Complete
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Compare & Contrast by eevilalice reviews
When Draco breaks up with her 6th year, Pansy is in desperate need of a distraction. What or who will fit the bill?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Pansy P., Cormac M.] - Complete
Glory by Blondie B. Happy reviews
One-shot! Tucker has known that something was different about Clara since the day he met her. What is Clara? Why is she keeping secrets? Review! Tucker/Clara. Contains scenes from Unearthly! Sort of OOC!
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Tucker, Clara - Complete
Red Velvet by human28 reviews
Caesar Flickerman: "It seems that Katniss has stumbled upon what we call Red Velvet. For those of you who don't know, Red Velvet is a powerful aphrodisiac that completely overwhelms the body." Kato & some Everlark.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Book of Dramione! by CherriMoi reviews
A few select characters read The Book of Dramione, a book consisting of all the cliches in a Dramione story. Follow along with our favorite Harry Potter characters as they read and react to the oddity that is Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,313 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Dramione Drabbles: Celtic Magick by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'CELTIC MAGICK'. Post-Hogwarts,A/U. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON SECOND PLACE in the March 2012 competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Guardian by LovelyBullet reviews
When things take an unsuspected turn at graduation, can Rose make it work, or die trying?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,348 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Chemistry in the Potions Room by Tarantallegra13 reviews
DMHG OneShot - Draco and Hermione have to go to the potions lab at night to finish their potions and Draco is bored in the 30 minute waiting period. What will happen when he suggests they play the cliche - Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life at DrMartinez's house by LanaDelBaee reviews
The flock is staying at Dr.Martinez's house after they saved the world. Definitetly lots of FAX and some EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 119,464 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Too Right by miss-mariner reviews
ONE SHOT about how Tucker doesn't want to "deflower" Clara.
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Clara, Tucker
Sharing Stories by Loony Luna Fan reviews
A few years after the war, Hermione and Cormac are at Hogwarts as teaching assistants. Something new this year: campfires after the Halloween feast; the perfect setting for spooky stories. McLaggen is at first thwarted, but the night is young. *Oneshot*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Boxing Day by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'BOXING DAY'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON THIRD PRIZE & MOD'S CHOICE in the competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You're Different by misspadfoot-ivashkov97 reviews
My first Fanfic. After Last Sacrifice. Rose comforts Christian about Aunt Tasha.
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Well That Was Unexpected by angelrider93 reviews
My take on a Hogwarts reunion scene...summary sux but please read and hopefully enjoy :- DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Samhain by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'SAMHAIN'. Hogwarts, 7th yr/A-U. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON THIRD PRIZE 2nd runner up in the competition! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Fireflies by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'FIREFLIES'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Game by MusicalCatharsis reviews
I have never wanted another man the way I wanted Draco. I have always felt compassion for him deep down inside somewhere. I have never wanted to kill another person more than Astoria Alaina Greengrass. A/U. Slight OOC. One Shot. Good Ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,344 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Lipstick Stain by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'LIPSTICK STAIN'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Burning Desire by Annika Taylor reviews
While dealing with some internal turmoil, Rose Hathaway is pulled from the safety of the Academy & her "family" to live with her Grandmother in Glasgow, now she has to look within herself to find her way back to the life she wants and needs.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,025 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
The talk by Anana553 reviews
Abe talks with Adrian about Rose. Oneshot.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Adrian I., Abe M.
Fic Squick: We're So Hot by RZZMG reviews
An idea on the HP PORN IN THE SUN Livejournal site where you mention the things that bug you about fanfic and then someone spoofs them in a short ficlet. Criteria for this one: Hogwarts goddesses seek their perfect gods - Slyth v. Gryf. PLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Veritaserum by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'VERITASERUM'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE-format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dramione Drabbles: Murder by RZZMG reviews
A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'MURDER'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE-format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Mistletoe, Champagne and a Suspicious Situation by accio.awesomeness reviews
Tired of watching Won-Won and Lav-Lav "thrashing around like a pair of eels", Hermione asks Cormac McLaggen to a Christmas party, intending to slip away when she gets there. This proves tough, and Hermione gets a bit more than she bargained for... Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
He's not the one by x.autumn.leaves.x reviews
Hermione's got a huge crush on Ron ever since first year, but he keeps having his eyes on other girls. Viktor and Hermione had been keeping in contact and are now blood brother and sister. As time goes on two other boys seem interested in her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,950 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Hermione G., Cormac M. - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3643 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
His Christmas Angel by fitlittlebody reviews
She was his Christmas Angel. One-shot, CM/HG. Rated because I'm paranoid. Flames will be ignored, but send them anyway. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Cormac M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
A Reunion to Remember by Lerysakon reviews
It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trying to Get on a First Name Basis by mysterious victoria reviews
Melissa Allen: sixth year Hufflepuff, tomboy Chaser. All of her best friends are guys, and she loves it. Then a certain reserve Keeper for the Gryffindor team catches her eye, which turns everything topsy turvy. Uh-oh! First Cormac/OC oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Cormac M., OC - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
The Name is Gasman by skamusic4 reviews
The name's Gasman...The Gasman. Pardon me, but that just doesn't sound as appealing as it used to. I've got to think about the LADIES. I'm already 12... Random one-shot. Gazzy's 12. I feel like he just doesn't get enough recognition :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
A Ghost Seeing True Love by agony-fairy reviews
Takes place during Shadow Kiss. Bits of the actual Shadow Kiss book are included to make sense. Some stuff will be different. Don't complain about the pairing. Enjoy! And REVIEW!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
The Mirror Series: Forbidden Desire by RZZMG reviews
Booking an appointment with the famous sex practitioner, Draco Malfoy, was not the sanest idea Hermione Granger ever had, but maybe now she'll finally get the answers she's waited 10 years for. Mystery/Romance/Hot shagging-DMxHG. FIC CHALLENGE! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,797 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Prince by LovelyBullet reviews
This is the third story in my Guardian series. This story will revolve around Rose's son's life. For more, read the stories!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,664 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Royal by LovelyBullet reviews
The second book in my Guardian Series. What will happen when Rose is force to make a choice, her family or their safety?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,652 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8283 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
FAITH: Archangel in Disguise 2 by T-Bones158 reviews
The sequel to AiD is Finally here! Faith and Phoenix are teens and enjoying life. But changes and hard choices are coming their way. Please enjoy the Fanix and Faxness. oh...don't forget to enjoy the Drama.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Fang, Max
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
ARI: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ARI unit? This manual will help you take care of your neglected turncoat Eraser.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Chibi, say what! by FireflyInTheDark94 reviews
Fang gets chibified! AKA turned into a two and a half year old kid with the mind of a sixteen year old teenage boy. How was he changed? And what will happen to him? Will he get changed back? And will Max realize her feelings for Fang? FAX over time. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Max, Fang
That Conniving Hufflepuff by 60BrokenHearts reviews
The title is self explanatory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
Of Inferior Design: A Maximum Ride Parody by GoneForever2017 reviews
Sequel: Fractured. Max and Fang search for Fang's parents but find out about a sinister plan by the school when they try to take him back. Are his parents involved, or innocent bystanders? MR2 Parody-ish. No flock. Adventure/Humour/Romance. FA
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,416 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
First Time by obsidianstar13 reviews
What if Rose had met Abe before, but she just doesn't remember it? Please read & review
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Abe M., Rose H.
The Truth Behind The Lies by DramaticField reviews
Abe's perspective when he listens to Rose talking to the Belikov's about Dimitri's time with her in the academy before his demise. Setting: Around the middle of BP. Spoiler Alert: Unless you've finished Blood Promise, don't read.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rose H., Abe M. - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1753 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Under Attitude and Molnija Marks by xx'Gothic-Manga-Girl'xx reviews
Rose doesn't go after Dimitri and ends up crying all alone. No one understands what she's going through but she finds comfort in the most unusual person. ONE-SHOT
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
After 'I never' by writer xjx reviews
A game of 'I never' reveals a secret no-one expected to be revealed. Now everyone has to deal with the aftermath.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Someone Different by Hannah-Kiwii reviews
Cormac needed a girl who was different, interesting. She was perfect. A different take on Cormac McLaggen. AU set during HBP. CormacxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,893 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Cormac M., Hermione G. - Complete
NUDGE: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Do you wonder if is it possible for your NUDGE unit to stop talking? Well so do we.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nudge - Complete
Fractured: A Maximum Ride Parody by GoneForever2017 reviews
Set during MR1. Rescuing Angel went completely wrong, and the rest of the Flock are gone. With just Max and Fang left, can they still save the world? Fax. Humour/ Adventure/ Romance. Some violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
After Hours by Ranger's Only Girl reviews
Christian's POV. Rose and Christian talk about her first day as his guardian and what happened during her first test when she froze. Taken from the beginning of Ch 7 in Shadow Kiss
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
IGGY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your IGGY unit? This manual will help you take care of your vision impaired bomber.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Iggy - Complete
FANG: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your FANG unit? This manual will help you take care of your stoic bird kid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
MAX: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your MAX unit? This manual will help you take care of your kick-butt leader.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Max - Complete
Feelings by battante reviews
What happens when two enemies meet at a reunion party and decide that deep feelings should be shared? I've declared this complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
ANGEL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ANGEL unit? This manual will help you take care of your blonde little princess.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Angel - Complete
20 Facts About Zacharias Smith by ceirdwenfc reviews
20 Facts about Zacharias Smith. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Zacharias S., Ginny W. - Complete
Angels Evil Secret Fax Plan by dragonfly and malilee reviews
So... Max and Fang think they cant be together! Think again! Handcuffs, Angel and I HATE YOU's can prove to be very effective... p.s its not that bad but apparently i have to rate it M! oh well
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Max, Fang
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Dreamland by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Christian. Rose. Utter Fluff. But perverted fluff. Rated M for a reason people! Wordy, and descriptive.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
AntiHen's night by Feigningintrest reviews
Hermione's been dumped instead of proposed to. In an effort to cheer her up Ginny plans an "anti-Hen's night". But why is Malfoy, dressed as a fire-fighter? T for Teen, nothing to crazy, but still funny :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lying by Omission is still a LIE by Feigningintrest reviews
Draco's attempt at taking in 'Muggle Things' isn't what Hermione meant, and she's ANGRY! This was an idea I got from a Challenge board.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sexual Tension by Feigningintrest reviews
Pansy's got the answer to the on-going war between Draco & Hermione, despite everyone else making nice. Sexual Tension! She's convinced she's right and she's going to prove it. A/U and OOC M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
London Rain by Feigningintrest reviews
Song Fic to London Rain by Heather Nova.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Feigningintrest reviews
A late start to the morning, getting dressed in the dark, and a class room full of snakes and lions.... this can't end well
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I can't Stay by Feigningintrest reviews
They were separated before the war, he made his choices, she needs to decide if she can live with those choices.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 249 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Magic by Feigningintrest reviews
The Prequel to 'I Can't Stay' How it all started, since you need to know where something starts to find out how it ends. M for the sexy stuff...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Realization by Purple with Irony reviews
Max, Fang, Angel, Total and Akila are in the snow drift. What if Gozen never came? But they were found by the Flock members instead. What would have happened in those minutes where they were all cooped up in a close space? FAX One-shot dumb name XP
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
A Nice Thing To Do by LittleRedOne reviews
Zacharias was always trying to be nice. Ginny just never thought he was - until now. Ginny/Zacharias; odd pairing, but I like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Zacharias S., Ginny W. - Complete
Tables Turned by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Draco wants everyone to know who she belongs to. Hermione absolutely refuses the idea. But will that Slytherin charm used on her best friend convince her to change her mind? R&R! I don't own HP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Surprises by sellthelie reviews
CormacHermione: He cleared his throat, and she turned her eyes back to him, "Is he worth it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Cormac M., Hermione G. - Complete
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lightning by Tomo Potter reviews
Gazzy's fears keep the flock up late... mild fax. Fanfic100: The Flock. Prompt 68. Lightening
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Word Games by theultimateshipper reviews
Max and Fang play Word Association. There's more, but I don't know how to summerize it. Read and Reply please! I changed my mind, it's a series now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Paper Rose by Nightwingstar reviews
The last thing Fang ever gave her was a Paper Rose... Fax, if you can call it that... WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
Elbow Room by koswarg reviews
[ZachariasGinny] Ginny's forced to work with Zacharias. Set during OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
Self Control by koswarg reviews
[ZachariasGinny] Ginny tries to ask Zacharias for help. It's a bit more difficult than she would have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Ginny W., Zacharias S. - Complete
The Name Game by Tolkienologist reviews
Post SoF Iggy inspires a conversation with the flock about how they got their names. Also on MR forum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 2,590 - Follows: 388 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Gazzy's Bedtime Stories reviews
Fang never thought that he would be doing this. He's the rock, the emotional brick wall, Fang. But, here he is, unable to resist those big, blue eyes as he opens up the old storybook and starts his stories. Every night, it's the same. This isn't him, yet for some reason it feels so right, as he watches those eyes light up with happiness. A collection of bedtime story oneshots.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,504 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
First Threads: Sewn reviews
Sequel to Angel's Toy Story. The evil, plush creatures aren't done yet. They continue their plans of mass destruction. Their plans are like a giant quilt. Every thread sewn in creates a bigger and bigger quilt; until it is so big; it covers, controls, and demolishes the entire world. The first of these threads have been sewn in. The second mass of treads have only begun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Angel, Max
The Perfect Hunting Partner reviews
Katniss was hunting in the forest one day, when she meets Iggy. Over the next couple of days, he helps her hunt, but will they always be just hunting partners? If Iggy turns out to be part Mockingjay? What would happen then? Katniss/Iggy Kiggy. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Iggy, Katniss E.
The Adorable Gasman Goes To School reviews
Sequel to Into the Mind of the Adorable Gasman. You do not need to read the first one to understand this one. This is the second MR book, School's Out Forever, in Gazzy's point of view. He is an amazing, little boy who needs more recognition. Look, he has a sandwich now. Please read his story. GAZZY NEEDS SOME LOVE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Gazzy/The Gasman
The Cookie reviews
A cute, super short, Fax fluff one-shot. It's kind of like a silent movie but in word form. So, it's a story where the only dialogue that can be used are soundish like words (Umm, Urrr, and ect.) It involves Max/Fang and a cookie. Hope you guys like it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel's Toy Story reviews
Angel likes stuffed animals. Gazzy even says that she sometimes talks to them. What if she is not the one talking to them, but they are the ones talking to her. We take the toys come to life part of Toy's Story and apply it to Max Ride. The twist? These toys are evil things with the ability to control minds. Implanting their thoughts into the minds of others.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Angel, Max - Complete
Into the Mind of the Adorable Gasman reviews
Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Total, Ari, Nudge, and I think even Jeb has their story written. What makes Gazzy so underappreciated that no one even thought to write HIM one? Gazzy is adorable and amazing and he deserves to have his own story so here it is. The Angel Experiment in Gazzy's point of view. This is my first fanfic, I hope you guys like it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,104 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
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