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Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, and Hunger Games.

Becka Zamora

I am shy, different, simple, loving, smiley, kiddish, animal loving, weird, clumsy, lonely, book nerdy, strong willed, broken yet still held together, nonjudgmental, open minded, quiet, antisocial, curious, creative, nonviolent, nature loving, negative emotion bottling, old fashioned, rule following, a country girl living in the city, and just simply me

Ethnicity: Vietnamese, Filipino, Chinese. I'm 100% Asian.

Birthday: It's MONTH DD , 19YY

Address: I'm not telling you people. Stalkers, why would you even ask?

Height: Too short

Weight: Lighter then my dog

Skin: Tannish, I consider myself Fang colored

Hair: Longish and dark brown

Eyes: Brown

Siblings: A little brother and a little sister, who are both TALLER than me.

Zodiac sign: Taurus

Chinese zodiac animal: Chicken

Hobbies: Reading, writing, sewing, and baking

Shoes: Boots

Jewelry: Feather earrings and a charm bracelet

Music: Country

Song: Invisible by Hunter Hayes

Games System: SEGA Genesis. BEST GAME SYSTEM EVER CREATED! Don't try to tell me otherwise cuz I'm not gonna listen.

Video Game: Bomberman. The SEGA Genesis version.

Movies: My favorite movie of all time is Babe. That adorable movie with the piggy. Then of course all those Disney classics and the first Pokemon movies.

TV Shows: Completely addicted to The Mentalist right now and I am also currently watching all of the original Pokemon shows at the moment. THE best season by the way.

Food: Corn, pickles, siaracha

Dried Fruit: Prunes

Candy: Gummies

Candy Bar: Toberone

Dream Pet: Skunk named Cotton

Bird: Sparrow

Mammal: Skunk

Insect: Cricket

Other Animal Loves: Bats, red pandas, moths

Loves: Animals, books, boots, feathers, wings, birds, my Max Ride plushies, cotton balls, plush beings, voodoo dolls, nature, writing

Flower: Miniature peach roses and white puffy dandelions

Scent: Apples, play-doh, stuffed animals, cherries

Stone: Emerald. Please, my future guy. This is a hint. It's cheaper than a diamond.

Teacher: Ms. Fuji, my first grade teacher (taught me a lot of things including sewing, my love of hot chocolate, insects, and reading)

Places and Institutions That Positively Changed Me:

Of both of them the first tutoring center that my mom made me go to, made the biggest impact. I don't remember the actually name, which sucks cuz it was like my second home. I've always kind of been kind of lonely and I have trust issues. This tutoring center is not necessarily the best tutoring center ever, in relating to academics and stuff. It was more carefree and open. I made friends, they opened me up, and I made stronger bonds in the place than I have made anywhere else. It was a small little tutoring center filled with bonding and excitement. It was small but every crack and corner held different surprises. There was also this animal encyclopedia, THE animal encyclopedia that made me realize just how much I love animals. I was obsessed with it. I still have fantasies of breaking into that place and stealing it. It's even on my bucket list. Cuz in my mind, it belonged to me. No one even touched the book in years, then I came along. I initialed it. People thought it was mine and even the ones that knew it was the tutoring center's still referred to it as my book. I first went bowling with these people. The headmaster of this tutoring center was the first person to ever give me a Christmas present that came from the heart from someone who wasn't a family member or family friend. Not to mention that I only had one family member that ever did something like this for me, and that was my grandpa, but he only did it once. My family has always been the 'here, I'll take you to the toy store and you can pick any toy that you want and I'll buy it for you' kind of family. Never even had the chance to believe in Santa. She was a teddy bear that I named Cocoa. I still have her, now. She is not only my reminder but she makes me feel safe and cared about.

Scouts is my second. I made friends here. They helped me build up my confidence, made me more comfortable in front of crowds, made me more open to people, made me like people more, made me more organized, and got me to talk more. It was also my stress reliever and half of my life.

Color: Maroon

Patturn: Plaid

Find me on: Pinterest, Quotev, and facebook

Drink: Hot chocolate, boba, tea, apple juice

Superpower: Wings and flight

MY PERSONAL FHILOSOPHIES AND BELIEFS:

I can write and read upside down and right side up in both cursive and print.

I get really attached to inanimate objects.

I sometimes appear random with the things that I say and do, I'm not really that random, in my mind those "random" things have a connection, people just don't know what that connection is.

I am the person that will argue with you that insects are animals too.

I love chocolate pudding with fish sticks.

I know my stuffed animals by scent.

I don't mind the smell of animal poop.

I think somewhere on my mother's dad's side we have this inherited urge to want to kick chihuahuas when we see them. My grandpa has it, my aunt has it, my other aunt has it, I kind of have it and so on.

I could become vegan if it weren't for the seafood. I can not and will not call myself a vegetarian or vegan if I eat fish. Fishes are animals and animals have meat, therefore fish is meat. End of story.

I think I might have been born in the wrong century. Seriously, I could care less about technology, if I didn't have it I would be fine. I do not like cars, I would rather have a horse drawn carriage or even just a horse. In the perfect world I would live in a small little cottage, with a small little farm, in a small little town, with a small little book store, where I meet this nice, sweet, cute, ordinary boy that can make me laugh. Let's just pretend I am not Asian and if I was born in one of the past centuries, I'd be living in America or in Europe.

I have some OCD like tendencies.

I have a punctuality problem. Not the 'I am always late' kind of problem, but the 'if I think I am going to be late for anything, I freak out' kind of problem. I don't over sleep cuz I always know when to get up. Whenever my schedule is different my mind goes into like total panic mode the whole day cuz my mental clock is all messed up.

I HATE being absent. I don't skip school and I don't miss classes or scout meetings or camp unless it is absolutely necessary. Even when I feel like crap, I still don't skip unless my mom or grandma makes me stay home. It's not the 'oh my gosh, what if I get caught' part that is the problem, it's more of the fact that I am not there, I might miss something, and also a lot to do with my punctuality problem mentioned above. I think it scares me so much to be late because I think I might miss something too, even if someone says like this camp is optional or something, I still might of missed out on something. When we are supposed to be on holiday or something, my mind goes into 'what if I got the date wrong and we actually have school?' mode. It's like the entire time I am absent my mind goes into constant panic mode, cuz technically by missing class, I am being late for EVERYTHING. Add the fact that I feel like crap, I panic even more cuz my minds going 'what if tomorrow I am still sick?'

I also have really bad trust issues.

I am good with insults. If I don't trust you there is nothing you can say to me that will hurt my feelings.

I do not cry very often. Yes, I am a total softie and books and movies make me cry all the time, but not people. I will cry when something moderately bad happens and people ask me if i am okay enough times and I will cry when something so completely horrible happens, but my completely horrible might be different then most peoples completely horrible. I cried for two whole days when my Gazzy plushie got decapitated and I cried when my dog died. There have been a couple more instances but they do not happen very often. I will cry for road kill or dead animals, I will cry over the mistreatment of animals or stuffed animals, and I will cry over fictional things though.

I believe that everyone has two favorites. The things that are our favorite because it means something to us and in a way represents who we are, and the things that are our favorite because we just fall in love with them for no real reason.

Everything is in a sense connected so to hurt or destroy anything or anyone would be the same as hurting or destroying yourself.

Stuffed animals have feelings too.

Voodoo dolls are just misunderstood dolls.

The best thing is life is the imagination. With it, you could do anything.

The best answer is always the simplest answer. It might not be the most obvious, least complex, fastest, easiest, or the one with the least consequences. But, it's still the best answer because there is no simpler answer than one that completely comes from the heart. When you truly believe in something with all your heart, it doesn't matter what, it's the answer that would make you happy and because of that, it is the best answer.

I love animals more than people, so remember, if that time ever comes and you find yourself standing next to some animal like creature and I'm forced to kill one of you. Cuz chances are, unless you found a way to make your way deep into my heart passed the animal loving part of me, I'd choose to kill you.

I'm the girl that will argue with you until you understand. Insects are animals too. You kill a spider, you killed an animal. You squish a cockroach you killed an animal. It doesn't matter how small or how insignificant it seems to be, it will still always be an animal.

I am stubborn. Not because I am hardheaded or because I don't care about my well being, but because for me when I really, really want something, it no longer becomes something that I just simply want. A deeper reason develops, a reason that radiates deep inside of me, and I need it because I wouldn't be the same without it. No one will ever know that reason, cuz I'm not gonna say it. And because the reason has made its way into who I am, I won't stop trying until I make it mine.

I'm prideful, because I know who I am and I know who I want to be. No matter what you say or do, no matter how much you break me, you will never change who I really am. I do change my mind a lot, I don't always think for myself, and I do listened and put other's opinions into my thoughts; but my core beliefs and values will never change.

I will never double up on any kind of clothing. I'd rather freeze to death than wear two jackets or two sweaters, because I refuse to accept that I need help from something material for something as simple as the weather.

I will never sleep in a moving car, even if I have to spend the entire night wake and exhausted, because I refuse to miss anything.

If other people are late, okay. If other people make me be late, I get grumpy. If I'm late for being early for anything, I panic.

Religion is but a template for a person to figure out their own beliefs.

We live in a world of connections. Everything from the ground we walk on and the people we meet are there because we were destined to make that connection . But destiny is not exact cuz it leads to an infinite variety of paths and connections. Therefore nothing is really destined but still everything is. I don't believe in soul mates in the way that we were made for someone else, but I believe it in the sense that there exists a person that fate has allowed us to against an infinite amount of odds and challenges meet that person that if given the opportunity, can make us happier than anyone else is capable of doing.

Follow what you believe not what you are told to believe or what it says in a book, because you can not possibly believe that everything youre are told is true. Maybe most but not all. So when things conflict with you what you learned or taught, even if its from something important, remember that its okay because as long as you believe it to be true. It is true. If only to you.

My stuffed animals are my life. They have held me together and brought me comfort. They are what has kept me alive and constantly make me smile through all the heartbreak and emotional trama that i have been put through my entire life. With them, i know that i will never be completely alone and unloved. So i believe wholeheartedly that stuffed animal neglect and abuse is wrong is should be stopped.

I rarely really cry and when I do I don't let people see or hear me, cuz I've learned from an early age that crying only brings pain, so when I do cry, somethings very wrong.

If the picture's of a place or thing, I want it of the place or thing. Which means no people.

Pay attention to the common, the everyday, and the usual because they're much more amazing than they're given credit for.

I treasure my memories because if I didn't this world would become one that I don't want to live in.

Reading and writing are my hobbies, but imagination is my life.

I don't hate my life, I dont hate myself, and I dont hate my memories because these things have made me who i am in one way or another and i wouldnt change any of them for anything. I just hate how much pain they bring in every waking moment of my life. I hate how i cant seem to escape how as they hurt me over and over again. That's what i hate.

There will always be suffering in the world because a human's tragic flaw isnt something physical or any other person, it's mental. It's the part of us that sees the worst in ourselves. We are our worst enemies because no matter how much we can hate another person, the person we hate most will always be ourselves. We give ourselves the most blame, the most hate, the most pain because we feel as though we are the only ones that deserve it. We do bad things to ignore the bad or to for a second put that blame into something that isn't ourselves because sometimes admitting it to ourselves is also painful. if we can all learn to love ourselves, there will be no suffering in the world but that world doesn't exist and it never will.

Brokeness doesn't mean weakness, it means strength. You are so much stronger than you give yourselves credit for because through your brokeness you've held together those pieces of your heart and that us the definition of strength.

My eyesight is everything to me, both physically and mentally.

Nothing is purely evil and nothing is purely good. The darkest of beings once experienced the feelings of light and the brightest of beings once suffered through shadows. Every aspect of darkness holds some light and every aspect of light holds some darkness. No matter how hard it is see, it's always there. So remember that it's there.

Always remember and never forget. Everything has a reason. That reason is so we can learn from our pasts. Whether your memories are good or bad, they still played a part in what makes you who you are. If there is no past, the present becomes meaningless. If the present is meaningless, the future then also holds no meaning. Don't dwell on your past to the point of heartache. Sometimes we can't help it. Sometimes, we continue to dwell. But remember that not all your memories of your past are bad. Sometimes you just have to try in order to look for the good. Sometimes, trying just a little is worth it. Don't just live in the present. Let your memories of your beginning build you into a stronger person. Be the kind of person you want your future self to be, but don't focus on your future alone, because when you do you forget what it means to live. The past, present, and future are connected. Without one, you lose the others. So remember to live your life to all three.

All things have an essence. Essence is the existence of life. Essence is the soul and physical being of everything that exists in the world. Everything has an essence because they exist. There is no such thing as an essenceless thing.

Stuffed animals, teddy bears, plushies, plush dolls, voodoo dolls; they all have souls and feelings. Stuffed animals and teddy bears are made to represent animals. Voodoo dolls, and plush dolls are made to represent people. These 'inanimate objects' were made to represent a living being. Living beings have a more prominent essence than those that are not living. When an object is made to represent a living being, it too is created with an even stronger essence. These plush beings have souls and feelings, because they are the representation of a living being. So don't mistreat them when you wouldn't mistreat another of your kind.

Qoute I Live By:
"For feelings,
not events, is to me
the essence
of history."
-Sita
The Last Vampire
by Christopher Pike

I LOVE MY MAXIMUM RIDE FLOCK PLUSHIES! They are my babies. My favorite is my Fang plushie. I take him everywhere. My Gasman plushie was my second, he still is. Two years ago, he got decapitated. I fixed him but he doesn't look the same and when I look at him, it makes me kind of sad still. Poor Gazzy. Anyways, a couple of my flock plushies have traits that are different than the normal flock, cuz they've never actually been to the School and went through all that suffering. They were made with wings. My Fang plushie loves apple juice and milk and he could make amazing smoothies. My Max plushie loves smaller stuffed animals and roasting things. My Iggy plushie is obsessed with zebras. My Gazzy plushie eats more than the real Gazzy does. I did not make a Nudge and an Angel plushie. Believe me, I tried but no matter how much I tried I just could not get them perfect enough to call them Nudge or Angel. Each of my Flock plushie took months upon months to perfect. I spent a year and a half on Nudge and about the same amount of time on Angel. After a while I gave up on them.

Authors: Christopher Pike (even though you caused me tons of heartbreak because of your The Last Vampire series, from the series name change to adding more books, I still love you, you always have been and always will be my favorite author), James Patterson, and Meg Cabot.

Books: I LOVE MAXIMUM RIDE! I love James Patterson. Zoo and Toys were amazinng. Beast is amazing. I loved the book The Girl Who Invented Romance. The Last Vampire Series is my vampire go to book, still, even through all the heartbreak that it has caused me. I love the book When Pigs Fly. Its an adorable piggy book. I love Vampire Academy and Bloodlines. The Hunger Games were awesome. I loved Blood Red Road. Fire is good . The Abandon series and Matched is good. Angels And Demons was awesome. I could go on forever. The Tale of Despereaux was the first book i bought with my own money, Pigs Might Fly was cute and made me love animals more than before, James and the Giant Peach are for memories and my first assigned book that i enjoyed, goosebumps series brought me into the horror/mystery/thriller genre, The Tale of Peter Rabbit is my favorite childs book, Spooksville series introduced me to the Christopher Pike books that i love so much and it contained the first book that made me cry, Rebecca was the first classic that i loved and it opened up my senses telling me that just because a book is a classic that doesnt mean it is boring, Night of the Living Dummy started my fear of dolls, The Last Vampire series is what i compare every other vampire book i have ever read afterwards towards, and Maximum Ride is the inspiration for my flock plushies. I love classics. I don't really have a specific genre that I like the most or perfer reading, Listing out every book that i loved would take forever so im not gonna do that.

I get really, really into my books. The intense parts make me super hyper and bouncy. The sad parts make me cry hysterically. The funny parts make me laugh like crazy. The happy parts puts a giant smile on my face and makes me bouncy. The mushy romance parts make me go all love struck. The parts that I hate, makes me so mad that I am glaring at anyone near me, irritable, and looks like I just might kill the book. I've ripped pages out of anger and punched my brother before.

I LOVE FICTIONAL JERKFACES AND COUNTRYBOY/COWBOYS and I tend to stay away from the popular, perfect guy.

On an unromantic kind of love, I tend to fall in love with little underappriciated boys that are present in stories.

Irritatingly Perfect Characters: Lissa, Dimitri, Peeta (Although, his high jacked craziness and his 'I'm gonna kill Katniss' feelings made him less perfect and got me to like him more), Delly, Glimmer, Simon, Chad, Drea, Eric, Four/Tobias

Pairings: I tend to ship the 'it' couple in books, think about it, then choose the jerks.

Here are some of my pairings. These are for the books with multiple of my pairings, have implied pairings but the romance never really happened happened, the non 'it' couple pairings, pairings that I just want to emphasize, and ones that might have had some complications. I'm not going to put all of my pairings for every book cuz that would take forever. Most of the 'it' couples that happen to be the only couple that I ship are not on here.

Maximum Ride: FAX, EGGY, Little Ari and Angel, MayaOmega, StarRatchet, JebValencia, John Abate and Valencia

Vampire Academy/Bloodlines: RoseChristian, SydneyKeith (Yes, I know that is an absolutely horrible pairing, so says my friend, but I love it), Sadrian (SydneyAdrian are the cutest couple EVER, but the bad boy loving part of me wants her to be with Keith), EddieMia, RalphJesse, DimitriLissa (I hate these two by the way), MiaJesse, JillLee, JanineAbe

Hunger Games: CatoNiss, HaymicheEffie, PeetaGale, GaleMadge, PeetaDelly, Fannie, ClovePeeta, PrimRory, GaleJohanna, CloveMarvel, FoxfaceMarvel

Darkest Powers: ChloeDerek

The Girl Who Invented Romance: MattKelly

Book Thief: LieselRudy

Last Vampire: SitaYaksha, MattTeri, MattSita

Unearthly: ClaraTucker (I know I usually go for the bad boy and Tucker is totally not a bad boy, but the whole cowboy thing is sooo hot! Plaid bed sheets. Oh my gosh, I love it!), MegSamjeeza, AngelaPhen

Blue Is For Nightmares: StacyJacob, AmberPJ, PorshaTom, DreaChad, DonovanClara

Thef Lord: ProsperHornet

Crank: KristinaChase

House of Night: StarkZoey, JackDamien (They are just so cute together), AphroditeDarius, HeathZoey

Fire: BrigonFire

Abandon: PierceJohn

Dresden Files: HarryMurphy

Beast: OrasmynBelle

Divergent: PeterTris


THE LAST VAMPIRE/Thirst BY CHRISTOPHER PIKE IS THE BEST VAMPIRE SERIES OF ALL TIME! It combines Action, Blood, Love and Loss, History, Violence, Faith, Trust, Family, Desire, Loyalty, Darkness, and so many other things that just makes this series so absolutely amazing.

This is the series that I compare every vampire book and every other book towards.

This isn't just a series.

THIS is MY VAMPIRE BIBLE!

So, Christopher Pike has announced that The Last Vampire is GETTING TURNED INTO A MOVIE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK! OH MY GOSH! I CAN'T WAIT! Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Hehehehe. I can't see how it can be screwed up, unless they make it Twilighty, then I'm gonna be really, really mad.

It's gonna be rate r, so sorry to anyone that can't see it.

People out there insulting this movie and comparing it to Twilight? Either read the books or SHUT THE HECK UP! Or I will HUNT YOU DOWN! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY BIBLE!

THE LAST VAMPIRE
1. Sita 2. Seymore3. Matt 4. Ray 5. Yaksha 6. Teri 7. Kalika 8. Joel 9. Rama 10. Arturo 11. Eddie
1. Have you ever read a Six (Teri)/Eleven (Eddie) fic? Do you want to?
No, it could be kind of hot.
2. Do you think Four (Ray) is cute? How cute?
Very.
3. What would happen if Eleven (Eddie) got Eight (Joel) pregnant?
Awkward, very awkward for Sita, but that won't happen cuz guys can't get pregnant no matter how much they want to.
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine (Rama)?
I haven't read any, but I think there are some
5. Would Two (Seymore) and Six (Teri) make a good couple?
Awwh, that'd be really cute.
6. Five(Yaksha)/Nine(Rama) or Five(Yaksha)/Eight(Arturo)? Why?
With Arturo cuz they're...um...evilish? Then again Yaksha and Rama both love Sita, so they'd work too. Yeah. Them.
7. What would happen if Seven (Kalika) walked in on Two (Seymore) and One (Sita) making out?
She'd have expected it, therefore never enter the room in the first place if this would ever happen, but it won't ever happen even though they do love each other. They just love each other in that way.
8. Make up a summary for a Three(Matt)/Ten(Arturo) fic.
Hehe. It'd be a pretty hot slash. Okay.
Matt is actually evil and is in the process of trying to destroy Sita. Along the way he meets Arturo. They talk and soon realize that they are after the same goal. Getting rid of Sita, once and for all. But, could this alliance lead to something more?
9. Is there any such thing as One(Sita)/Eight(Joel) fluff?
Yes, yes there is. Sita only changes the people she loves.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven(Kalita)/Eleven(Eddie) hurt/comfort fic.
Not A Normal Vampire
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Matt) fics?
Nope, so far I know NO ONE that reads anything The Last Vampire not even the actual books. That is very sad.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11(Eddie)?
Like I said, I know no one
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Seymore)/Four(Ray)/Five(Yaksha)?
So, Sita's three guys... together? I really don't know what to say.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
I have no idea.
15. If you wrote a One(Sita)/Six(Teri)/Eleven(Eddie) fic, what would the warning be?
I don't really know what to say about this either.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about 5(Yaksha)?
Never, but I will.

18. How would you feel if Seven (Kalika)/Eight (Joel) were in a fight?
Tell him he's stupid, who gets into a fight with Kalika
19. What would you think if you found (5 Yaksha) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Um... terrified
20. How would you react if you saw (8 Joel) and (11 Eddie) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Very confused.
21. How would you feel if (2 Seymore) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Sad that he'd do something like that, but then again I'll be in a book.
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10 Arturo) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
"I'M NOT A VAMPIRE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BLOOD!"
23. What would you think if (1 Sita) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1 Sita) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1 Sita) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Sita go emo, always cutting her wrists? Well, we're all doomed cuz that would mean she's turning people into vampires.
24. What would you feel this second if (4 Ray) gave you a daisy right now?
Awwh, how sweet.
25. (6 Teri) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
"Give it back?" I'm not really sure.
26. (7 Kalika), (9 Rama), and (4 Ray) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
So, Sita's two lovers and her daughter are on my bed singing? That just does not sound right at all. I'd be very confused.
27. What if (2 Seymore) and (11 Eddie) were your teachers?
Seymore would teach literature or maybe AIDS 101 and Eddie would be a ... I'd be scared to have him as my teacher.
28. What would (8 Joel) say if (1 Sita) and (5 Yaksha) got married?
He'd be scared cuz he would think thata Sita had gone to the dark side
29. Would (2 Seymore) most likely be related to (10 Arturo) or (9 Rama)?
I want to say Rama cuz they both love Sita and he's kinda like her family.
30. What would (6Teri) most likely be buying at Target?
Track stuff
31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two (Seymore).
Cool, I get a date with an author!
One (Sita) woke you up in the middle of the night?
I'm scared.
Number 2 (Seymore) asked you to go out with him?
Like I said, he's an author.
Number 3 (Matt) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
He's really hot, but "Matt, get out!"
4 (Ray) announced she's going to marry 9 (Rama) tomorrow?
Uhhh... I know people are sometimes attracted to people similar to them, but marrying your reincarnated self is um... weird?
5 (Yaksha) cooked you dinner?
"I'm not eating this!" he probly poisoned it or something
6 (Teri) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
She must be tired from all the running
7 (Kalika) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cool, I'm related to Sita!
8 (Joel) got into the hospital somehow?
He's a cop, course he's gonna end up in the hospital
9 (Rama) made fun of your friends?
He would never!
10 (Arturo) ignored you all the time?
Thank you!
You're on a vacation with number 2 (Seymore) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Seymore) do?
Try to help then write a book about it.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Ray) do?
He'd help.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Yaksha) do?
I really don't know
You're about to marry number 10 (Arturo). What's 6 (Teri)'s reaction?
Freak out!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Kalika) cheer you up?
Don't think she'd care.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 (Joel) calm you down?
Try to comfort me.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Rama) support you?
Spiritually
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Arturo) do?
Walk away cuz he's not gonna get any info out of me while I'm like this.
Number 1 (Sita) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Not romantically cuz I don't roll that way, but she is my role model. She's strong, confident, talented, amazing, faithful, loves her family, can kick butt, and a lot of other things
2 (Seymore) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (Rama). Your reaction?
Is that why he's always with Sita?
You're dating number 3 (Matt) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Heck no. actually maybe
Number 4 (Ray)loves number 9 (Rama) as well. What does that mean?
So, he loves his ancestor self? Interesting.

Will number 5 (Yaksha) and 6 (Teri) ever kiss?
No, Sita would kill him. How dare he try to kiss her reincarnated grand daughter!
You had a haircut and 7 (Kalika) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Crap, I'm gonna die
Number 8 (Joel) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
"You're a vampire now, you can have anyone you want."
Number 9 (Rama) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Yays, a bagel! An exotic bagel. Course I'm gonna eat it.
10 (Arturo) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
Why would a scientist ever work at Chuck E Cheeses?
1 (Sita) offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
I have no clue
4 (Ray) slaps 9 (Rama) with a fish for going out with 7 (Kalika).
Well, I'd be mad too if my ancestor self went out with my daughter. Maybe going out should be more like he's taking her out somewhere, so in that case, Ray would slap Rama for taking Kalika out somewhere dangerous
5 (Yaksha) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Uh...I have no words
6 (Teri) cusses 2 (Seymore) out in German. 3 (Matt) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
He go and defend his girl.
8 (Joel) reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

Bad grammar? I have no clue
9 (Rama) can't stand 1(Sita), so how does he get his revenge when she spills soda all over him?
Maybe Rama survived all this time and found out Sita had been out here all along so he gets mad and yells at Sita and Sita gets mad and spills soda on him, so he gets even by...um... I don't think he'd get even. They'd make up.
Number 3 (Matt) decides to go swimming. Do you go with he?
Duh...He's hot!
4 (Ray) and 7 (Kalika) compete on DDR. Who wins?
kalika, hands down
5 (Yaksha) is having a birthday party and her icks a theme. What is it?
A Sita party...Nah, that's kinda creepy...Egyptian?
6 (Teri) and 1 (Sita) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Their family
7 (Kalika) stalks 10 (Arturo) home. 9 (Rama) sees this. What does he do?
He'd do what any grand-step father would do. Get his daughter the heck away from the creepy evil man.

1(Sita),3(Matt),5(Yaksha),6(Teri) each want to kill 4(Ray). Why?
Something to do with Kalika?
5 (Yaksha) and 6 (Teri) each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
A vampire vs. a human. That just doesn't seem fair.
4 (Ray) dies, how does 1 (Sita) and 10 (Arturo) react to it?
Ray did die and Sita was devastated. Arturo just got rid of some competition, I believe he'd be happy.
If 2 (Seymore) asked a random question to 10 (Arturo), what would 10 (Arturo) answer?
"I don't care, give me your blood!"
6 (Teri) is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9 (Rama)'s boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?
Yes and probly not
Make up an e-mail address for 6 (Teri):
TeriTrackStar@yahoo.com


Five ships you’re into right now

1. Fang/Max

2. Cato/Katniss

3. Adrian/Sydne

4. Rose/Christian

5. Peter/Tris

Three ships you liked, but don’t anymore.

06. Katniss/Peeta

07. Dimitri/Rose

08. Lissa/Christian

Three ships you never liked.

10. Max/Dylan

11. Cato/Clove

12. Maya/Fang

Two ships you’re curious about, but don’t actually ship.

13. Rose/Nathan (You know the one that turned Dimitri. I think this one would be totally hot, but she belongs with Christian)

14. Keith/Sydney

QUESTIONS

1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

I really do not know

2. Who is someone you know that ships #14?

I might be the only one...*sighs*

3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

Adrian would convince her that everything would be okay and then he'd kiss her and she wouldn't run away.

4. Which is your favorite moment for couple #1?

When Max runs into his arms after their separation.

5. How long have you been following couple #5?

A month? its more now

6. What’s the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?

I just realized how much I hate Lissa and how much I love Christian and then realized how perfect he is for Rose.

7. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12

Max and Dylan! It should have never existed in the first place

8. Which ship do you prefer, #2 or #4?

Cato/Katniss

9. What interests you about #14?

Just feels like he'd be perfect for her if the other two were not in the way and messing up my head.

10. Why did you stop liking #7?

I realized how much I hate Dimitri and how better off she'd be if she went with Christian

11. BLAH BLAH BLAH SKIP SKIP J

12. What’s a song that reminds you of #5

I don't listen to music

13. If you could have any of these two pairings double-date, who would it be?

Max/Fang with Katniss/Cato. Hehe. They're kinda similar if you think about it. The girls are both tough, love their families, faced horrible situations, strong willed, refused to admit that she's in love, and a little bit unstable. Both guys are strong, capable, kinda dark, I believe they both have a caring side, and doesn't admit their feelings or pain.

14. Have #2 kissed yet?

No. Cato died! Sniff sniff. In my mind they did though

15. Did #4 have a happy ending?

Well, they did but not with each other. Still hoping that they'd just realize how perfect they are together and dump those two stupid idiots that i hate so much. Bloodline is still cranking out books so it could happen (crossing fingers). Rachelle Mead would officially go on my favorite authors list if she put Christian and Rose together.

16. What would make you start shipping #13?

if Christian didn't exist.

17. If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #5?

Cato/Katniss

18. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Max killsd Dylan and ends up with Fang.

19. Which of these ships do you love the most?

Max/Fang


Brutal Cato LUVS his girl on fire. Girl On Fire LUVS her Brutal Cato. CATONISS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!

Post that on your bio if you love Cato and Katniss!!! Hopefully it becomes a new trend! I can then proudly say I made up!! (belongs to sMoShFiRe)

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride) Natalie-07 (Jack Sparrow, I know I know he's older then my dad but it's not like we're actually dating!) Silverstar's Shadow (Kratos Aurion (like practically every other girl who plays ToS religiously), Yuan ( @#!*% the people who decided to never tell you his last name!), Sirius Black (not Gary the Old Man... I imagined him to look a little more like Adam from Three Days Grace... hehe... Ahem.), Draco Malfoy), Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy (Jasper Cullen...sigh), OokamiRyuX (don’t wanna say) Crowfeather's Girl (Edward Cullen from Twilight, of course!) AkumuKitty9797(Dark Link from Legend of Zelda and Edward Cullen from Twilight!!), HiddenMusic(Sora from Kingdomg Hearts:D) Zefri012: Leaf (heroine of Pokemon fire red/leaf green. Oh come on! She's too adorable!), Defiatos X-Natsumi from Keroro gunso (crosses finger and hopes Giroro doen't try to kill me), ej8012 (Nico di Angelo, lol and Red X from Teen titans (Guess I have a thing for dark peoples)), AnnleaDaughterofZeus,(Nico Di Angelo), Flockgirl (Nico di Angelo 'Percy Jackson', Gaara 'Naruto', Toushiro Hitsugaya 'Bleach', Fang "Maximum Ride', Zero 'Vampire knight', The Twins and Kyouya 'Ouran high school host club', Otani 'Lovely Complex') I'm Hopeless! FutureNovelist887(Percy Jackson himself.) Di Angelo Grace Jackson321 (Nico Di Angelo.) Max and me in a tree(Nico from PJO and Fang from MR!!!!) Team Fang (Fang 'Maximum Ride', Jace and Simon 'Mortal Instruments', and Dipper 'Gravity Falls'... What? Dipper's so cute!) AmiRide: Fang (Max Ride, SQUEEEE!) Percy Jackson, Gale (thg) Fang, Iggy, Sirius Black, Fang, Jason Grace, oh, and did I mention Fang? , ILuvMyFangPlushie (every badboy in every book i've ever read, Tucker from Unearthly, a little boy crush on Gazzy, and Mr. Darcy)


List 12 Characters From Your Fandom, In No Particular Order:

1. Gazzy 2. Fang 3. Iggy 4. Max 5. Christian 6. Sita 7. Orasmyn 8. Rose 9. Cato 10. Katniss 11. Finnick 12. Tucker

1. Have you ever read a 6 (Sita)/11 (Finnick) fic? Do you want to?
No, kinda hot though

2. Do you think 4 (Max) is hot? How hot?
Um, I guess.

3. What would happen if 12 (Tucker) got 8 (Rose) pregnant?
Tucker is very 'I don't want to take advantage of you,' and Rose is very Rose. It would never happen, but if it did, then they obviously really love each other.

4. Can you recall any fics about 9 (Cato)?
Yes, lots, although there should be more. Love them.

5. Would 2 (Fang) and 6 (Sita) make a good couple?
This would be super hot too.

6. 5 (Christian) /9 (Cato) or 5 (Christian) /10 (Katniss)?
ChristianKatniss for sure. It would be totally hot. But ChristianCato slash would be kind of hot too. Although I dont read slashes

7. What would happen if 7 (Orasmyn) were to walk in on 2 (Fang) and 12 (Tucker) making out?
Awwh, poor Orasmyn would be scarred for life. Fang and Tucker would never be making out but oh my gosh so hot. Mister tall dark and handsome with the strong loyal cowboy? Eeeeek! So, so, so hot. I don't think I have the capabities of making a slash if I can't even read one though.

8. Make up a summary for a 3 (Iggy)/10 (Katniss) fi
OH MY GOSH! AAAAHHHHHH! THIS. IS. PERFECTION!!!

9. Is there any such thing as a 1 (Gazzy) /8 (Rose) fluff?
Fluff? There could be. Gazzy could like go to Rose and she'd help him become a better fighter or something. This would be adorable.

10. Suggest a title for a 7 (Orasmyn) /12 (Tucker) hurt/comfort fic.
One with Nature

11. If you wrote a song-fic about 7 (Orasmyn), what song would you chose?
Hehe. Beauty and the Beast. Duh.

12. If you wrote a 1 (Gazzy)/6 (Sita)/12 (Tucker) fic, what would your warning be?
Gazzy should not be including in any slash or anything remotely sexual in anything even close to here. He is much too young and they are much to old. Sita and Tucker though could happen. I guess. Unlikely, but it could.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about 5 (Christian)?
It's one of the only fanfics I read.

14. Would 1 (Gazzy) look if 2 (Fang) got lost?
Of course. Fang is like a father to him. If your dad was lost, would you look? That's what I thought

15. What would 3 (Iggy) say if 4 (Max) killed 9 (Cato)?
"And you didn't let me help?"
I really don't know

16. 7 (Orasmyn) goes to break up 10 (Katniss) and 8 (Rose)'s wedding. What is their dialogue/ trialogue?
If Orasmyn was still in lion form, he'd roar really loud.
If he was in human form, he'd be like "Rose is mine," or something cuz you know he loves roses. This would be kind of cute.
I really don't know what the girls would say.

17. Why is 6 (Sita) afraid of 7 (Orasmyn)?
Sita? Afraid? Right. Okay so if Sita were to ever be afraid, it would be of Orasmyn in lion form cuz humans, vampires, evil? She can handle all that, but an animal? It's something that she has never really encountered before and she wouldn't know what to do.

18. 6 (Sita) and 7 (Orasmyn) are in a happy relationship until 6 (Sita) runs off with 9 (Cato). 7 (Orasmyn), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 12 (Tucker) and a brief unhappy affair with 2 (Fang), then follows the wise advice of 1 (Gazzy) and finds true love with 3 (Iggy).
Sita and Orasmyn. It could work I guess. Sita runs off with Cato. She would, wouldn't she. Who wouldn't run off with Cato. Orasmyn hooks up with Tucker. Like I said before 'One with Nature,' it would be a kind of a wild naturey slash. The country-ee naturey part of me finds this kind of hot. Then Orasmyn has an affair with Fang. Um.. this one is a little weird for me. He follows Gazzy's advice. Like he should. Gazzy might only be nine but I believe he is very wise for his age. Orasmyn finds true love in Iggy. Hehe. I can see it happening. Yes I can.

19. Four (Max) invites Three (Iggy) and Eight (Rose) to her house for dinner. What happens?
Well, obviously Iggy is there to cook. The other two obviously can't cook worth anything. Rose and Max would talk about their weird dark boyfriends, considering that Rose is with Christian like she should be and Iggy would be just be sitting there going 'why the heck did you invite me for?'

20. Nine (Cato) tries to get Five (Christian) to go to a yoga class. What happens?
Why would buff Cato want to do yoga in the first place. For the peace and destressing? Okay, so lets say he did, Christian would be all like 'no, that's boring' and Cato would be all like 'it'll help calm you down so you'll be able to control your fire powers better' and Christian would say fine and they'd go and they'd be calmer and whatever.

21. You need to stay at a friend's house. Do you choose One (Gazzy) or Six (Sita)?
GAZZY'S HOUSE! Spend a day with the flock? I'd be the happiest girl in the world. Sita is awesome, don't get me wrong, and her houses are freakin huge as heck, and she'd have all the books in the world... Well, crap. I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE!! Sita kind of scares me a little but all those books...Uhhhhhhhhhhh... Can't I just ask the flock to spend a day at Sita's house with me? I can't? Darn. Well, I'm never going to have to decide so who the heck cares.

22. Two (Fang) and Seven (Orasmyn) are making out. Ten (Katniss) walks in... Their reaction?
Fang and Orasmyn. Umm. I don't approve but uh okay. Katniss would be like 'Fang! A lion is trying to eat you! I'll get my bow' and Fang would be like 'She saw nothing! Hide in the closet' then Katniss would come back and Fang would tell her the lion ran away.

23. Three (Iggy) falls in love with Six (Sita). Eight (Rose) is jealous. What happens?
Of course Iggy would fall in love with Sita. He might have enhanced hearing but compared to her? He's got nothing and she's a freakin hot vampire. Rose could be jeolous but I think it'd be more that she's jeolous of Sita's powers than being able to woo Iggy.

24. Four (Max) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten (Katniss), Two (Fang), or Seven (Orasmyn)?
Max jumps me in a dark alley? What the heck did I do? I don't think Katniss would help me, she already has all the other stuff to deal with, but I think she would if she happened to walk by. Fang would help in the 'Max! What the heck do you think you are doing kind of way' and not really care about my well being unless we actually knew each other. But he'd save me by taking Max away. Orasmyn being the sweety that he is would try to help.

25. One (Gazzy) decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens?
This is Gazzy we're talking about. It'd probly be cooking show filled with explosives and he'd probly use a lot of funny voices. In fifteen minutes you'd either walk in seeing an adorable little boy doing his thing, totally capturing the hearts of all his viewers or a giant explosion that blows up the whole room.
Ooh fanfic idea

26. Three (Iggy) has to marry either Eight (Rose), Four (Max), or Nine (Cato). Who does he choose?
IggyRose? Um, not really sure. I guess it could work. Miggy? I guess, I don't like it but I'm not gonna deny that it could happen. IggyCato slash. Interesting but nope. I think I say IggyRose

27. Seven (Orasmyn) kidnaps Two (Fang), and demands something from Five (Christian) for Two (Fang)'s release. What is it?
Hahahaha! Orasmyn kidnaps Fang! Hehehe. Oh my gosh, that is the funniest thing I've heard all day. Okay... giggle... I don't think Fang was kidnapped. Orasmyn would be like come with me, let's mess with Christian but still give Max a laugh at the same time or something. So Fang says okay and they fake the kidnapping. so Orasmyn asks something from Christian. Honestly though, why the heck would Christian want Fang back. Unless Max and Rose are like best friends now and not getting Fang back would totally piss off Rose. Like I said CHRISTIAN AND ROSE ARE TOGETHER! Anyways. Orasmyn would ask for umm... a rose in Max's garden?
Fanfic idea number three

28. You get to meet either Two (Fang) or Six (Sita). Who do you choose?
FANGirl for life. But Sita's my idol. Ugh. i have no clue

29. Ten (Katniss) challenges Four (Max) to a chariot race. What happens?
Being the two stubborn girls who do not like looking weak that they are of course they are going to race. So, I know Katniss has had experience on chariots before, but Max is still going to win. The girl's got like wings and supersonic speed for gosh sakes.

30. Everyone gangs up on Three (Iggy). What happens?
Cuz he's blind? That'd be messed up. Or maybe cuz he set up some bomb patha pissed everyone off. Yes, that sounds a lot more likely. Iggy would lose for sure. I know he is very strong and all but against all of these people, especially Sita? He'd lose.

31. Everyone is invited to Two (Fang) and Ten (Katniss)'s wedding except for Eight (Rose). How do they react?
So Fang and Katniss are getting married. I guess I can see it happening. She is very similar to Max in a lot of ways. Fang's making a mistake though. He loves Max, he just thinks that he loves Katniss. Rose, not invited. Well, shoot. There's gonna be some trouble. Oh! If Max and Rose are like best friends then Rose would be even madder. Max would be all 'I want Fang to be happy, so I'm just to cry when no one's looking' and Rose would know about it and then since she isn't invited she'd like crash the wedding and be like 'Fang, you're stupid! Don't marry her! Marry Max! She's the girl you love!' then Fang would be like 'You're right, I do love Max' and everyone lives happily ever after.
Fanfic idea number three part two

Oh my gosh, this number question thing has been the best one yet. Other than that one where Gazzy was supposedly part of a three some the couples and stuff were actually really good ones. I also had a lot of fun commenting on a lot of these and it gave me a lot inspiration. Three awesome fanfic ideas.


VAMPIRE ACADEMY/ BLOODLINES

1. Christian 2. Rose 3. Sydney 4. Adrian 5. Jill 6. Abe 7. Keith 8. Eddie 9. Jesse 10. Mia 11. Nathan 12. Mason

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fic?

No, i know abe does crazy things sometimes but this is definitely not one of them

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Yups

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

They were best friends and i guess i could see the bromance but that does not change the fact that eddie is a guy and guys can not get prego

4) Can you recall any fics about nine?

one or two

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Nope, that'd be incest

6) five/nine or five/ten? Why?

Nine/Five. it could actually work. hehe

7) What if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

he'd try to bite both their necks while the two are 'occupied'

8) Make up a summary or a three/ten fic?

Sydney meets Mia at court. The two get along and go on a shopping spree

9) Is there such a thing as one/ eight fluff?

There should be. everything that theyve been through and trying to protect rose and stuff should create a pretty strong friendship

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/ comfort fic?

Losing

11) Is anything on your fav list about eleven?

Nope, he's not even listed as a main character

12) Think of a title for a two/four or a two/five?

Two/Four. Little Rose

13) If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would it be?

dont listen to music

14) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Violence. A lot of violence

15) When was the last time you read a fic about five?

never

16)" (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1) ,heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Okay, so Christian and Keith are in a relationship (could be a somewhat hot slash), then Jesse runs off with Keith (they would), then Christian has a one night stand with Nathan (I thought he hated stigroi) and an affair with Mason (Rose's other man). Then he follows Jills's advice and finds true love with Sydney (Sure).

17) What title would you give this fic?

Gay Relationships End Straight


Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us:
1. Being different is okay.
2. Even the little things can help save the world.
3. Red-heads are evil... Okay only the one's named Lissa:)
4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there.
5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world.
6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old.
7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy.
8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like.
9. French is the universal language.
10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement... for height and Built;)
11. Count your blessings.
12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations.
13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices.
14. Fang has the power to sum up his and the flocks lives in 9 words... or a letter that can pour out 14 years worth of love:'(
15. Even a kick-ass, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes.
16. Never get hooked on Valium... Unless you want your best-friend to know you love

17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!

18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars.

19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie.
20. Kids are better than adults.
21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress.
22. The best cooks are blind pyros.
23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom.
24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done.
25. School really is an evil place.
26. Teachers really are out to get you.
27. Remember to flap.
28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders.
29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!!
38. You became a treehugger after reading The Final Warning.
39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride.
40. You want a talking dog... They are very cool you know!
41. If your anything like Max you will save your best guy friend's life on more than 3 occasions:)


The Maximum Ride Pledge.

I promise to remember Max

When someone has leadership skills

I promise to remember Angel

When I see something with gills

I promise to remember Fang

When someone doesn't talk a lot

I promise to remember Ari

When someone is forgot

I promise to remember Gazzy

When I see a giant bomb

I promise to remember Dr. Martinez

When I see a great mom

I promise to remember Nudge

When someone talks to much

I promise to remember Jeb

When someone hates my guts

I promise to remember Iggy

When I see someone blind

I promise to remember Dylan

When I see a face I want to grind

I promise to remember Total

When I see a little dog

And I promise to remember The Flock

When I see birds through the fog

I promise to remember Maximum Ride

Where ever I go


You know you're addicted to MR when:

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo)

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*


I am the girl who forced her mom to drive her to the mall so she could buy Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports the day she finished School’s Out -- Forever. (YEP! THIS IS SO ME!)

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

When I read Maximum Ride I wanted to kill Fang for not kissing Max sooner. I mean, COME ON!


MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Sure

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Yeah

3. Do you think Fang is hot.

Duh!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Air-ee

5. Did you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Nope

6. In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Hehehe

7. Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

You know it!

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I wanted to, but then I'd be hurting my baby

9. Who is your favorite character?

The Gasman

10. Do you like Jeb?

Ehh.

11. Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Nope, I was too busy freaking out cuz I though Fang was gonna let Max drown and I was slowing plotting his death, then I read some more and I was like "oh, okay then."

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

No freakin duh!

13. Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Angel is evil so yes I did. Nudge had a break down. It was gonna happen eventually. I don't blame her. The only flock member without a breakdown was Fang somewhere during the story. I guess you could count the part where Fang punched the wall of the cave when Max ran away and some other things. His breakdowns weren't as isolated or drastic as the others.

14. Which book is you’re all time favorite?

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports or Nevermore

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Don't listen to music

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

See above

17. Who do you think the Voice should be?

Well, now that I know who it is. It totally made sense. Not gonna say it out loud for those of you who haven't read Nevermore or my Toy Story story. Just gonna say. I totally suspected it was this person from the beginning. Gosh, I just realized that I gave away the gender in this answer.

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Lack of plot...

15. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax


1. Gazzy 2. Fang 3. Max 4. Iggy 5. Ella 6. Angel 7. Celeste 8. Total 9. Nudge 10. Ratchet 11. Star 12. Holden

1)Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Nope and I don't wanna

2)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Pretty hot

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Hahaha. Poor Holden has to take care of a pregnant Total. Not that it could ever happen, but it'd be hilarious

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

A couple

5)Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Eew. No! I've seen some fanfics of this, but it's just wrong.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

five/ten cuz it can actually happen. it could work i guess

7)What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Celeste wouldn't have come in cuz he made it happen.

8)Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Umm. Max and Ratchet sat around the campfire exchanging stories about Fang.

9)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NOO!

10)Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Finding Comfort in a Teddy

11)What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Oh Gosh, Hurt/ Comfort.

12)Does anyone on your friends list read Three?

Well, I know a couple people who read Max Ride, and since she's the main character and the book is in her pov then yeah.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Don't think so.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

I don't know anyone who writes Max Ride fanfics. Maybe i do, i just don't know that they do

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Not really sure.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you use?

I don't listen to music

17) If you wrote a One/Six Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

I don't know. Other than Angel, the other two aren't really you know that mean. probly with something about Angel manipulating the other two

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Some weird one about how dark he is? I don't know

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

The guy who kept the dog.

20) How emo is Seven?

VERY emo!


Personally I actually hate Angel. The second she said the words "They're ripe now," I've like despised her. That line like totally pissed me off. Seriously, every time I read that line I just start fuming. I don't really understand it at all. Everything she does in the book after that instant doesn't even compare to that line and she's done a lot of things that just made me hate her more. Sometimes i just dont understand myself.


GAZZY IS THE MOST AMAZING LITTLE BOY EVER!!! HE'S STRONG, ADORABLE, SWEET, KIND, CARING, OBSERVANT, AND YOUNG!! HE DESERVES TO RECOGNIZED! HE DESERVES TO BE REPRESENTED! HE DESERVES TO BE APPRECIATED! SPREAD THE WORD! TELL PEOPLE ABOUT HIM! MAKE SOME POSTERS! SHOW THIS SWEET LITTLE BOY THAT YOU CARE! SHOW HIM SOME LOVE!!!


Quoting the Gasman: From the Books

Gazzy: Our plan is hot dogs? I like this plan.

Gazzy: I vill destroy the snickuh bahrs!

Gazzy: How did they even know we were up here? Who looks up in a tree?

Gazzy: Pigs are so lucky, no one cares if they are dirty or live in a pigsty.

Max: Gazzy looked from me to Fang to Iggy. Clearly thinking that he was sunk now that I had obviously severed all ties with reality.

Max: I was starting to think you were kind of dirt colored.

Gazzy: Call it camouflage.

"Yeah, so, Max and Dylan are supposed to like, go to Germany and have kids together."
"What?!"
"Gazzy!"
"What? Was I not supposed to say anything?" -Gazzy, Fang, & Max

Max: "Now. Lets say they come and get us."
Iggy:"And like, the halls are full of zebra's."
Gazzy:"And suddenly tons of bubbles are everywhere."
Nudge:"And then everyone starts to eat beef jerky."
Iggy: "Yeah. I'll grab a zebra, Gaz, you fill the bubbles with your trademark scent, so people are choking and gagging; then we'll all throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!"

Quoting the Gasman: From my Stories

Gazzy: We're ugly? Please. I'm adorable

Gazzy: I DROPPED MY HOT DOG!

Gazzy: What? That dude said he was going to get me food! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Gazzy: Hey, wasn't she talking to a guy earlier? Did the guy turn into a girl?

Gazzy: I could be like fifty for all I know.


What my wings would look like if I was in Maximum Ride: Deep redish maroon but with a little more orange and the tips would be pinkish peach with orange.


You Know You are a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yup.)

You write fanfictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (not yet, but I probably will soon)

Everything reminds you of the book. (yes)

You quote random lines all the time. (yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (noooooo... maybe... yes.)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (Yup)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (no, don't have an iPod)

You've got a book memorized. (yes I read it so much that I just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, then chapters, and then books)

You've read a book more than five times. (Five? Try fifty.)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (two hours, give or take.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (yup.)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no- love my ships too much)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes)

Your idol is a character from a book (yeah)


Don't
worry, friends, i took the writer's pledge. For those of you who don't know,
the writer's pledge is:

I pledge to finish every story i start,

or give it up for adoption.

I pledge to update any free moment i have,

unless i suffer from writer's block,

but not to rush through it.

i will only start as many stories as i am prepared to handle,

to avoid update delay.

i pledge to listen to reviews,

and take them to heart,

and not to block people

just because they show me im doing something wrong.

i pledge not to steal ideas,

or even lines from other stories,

unless of course their mine.

i pledge to take my account seriously,

no matter anyone else's opinions about fanfiction.

I pledge to start a new story whenever it is possible,

and make to follow this pledge for each one.

copy and paste to your profile if you took my pledge.


Fanfiction
is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English
Class. (I used to hate writing, now I kind of like it. I never actually read it
out loud, even if people love it, I still think it's crappy.)

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them. (It'd be
nice to have a guy though)

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something
different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they
know it's who they really are


My Fanfiction Way:

I will not read or write slashes, maybe as minor couples but not as main characters, even though I think some of them are really hot/ cute together

I don't mind spelling errors, but my gosh, at least show that you can spell something. Some of the stories just hurts to read.

It's through people, something goes through something else, not threw.

I write and read what I believe in, if I don't believe in a pairing, I won't read or write it even if it's the 'it' pairing.

I love CatoNiss, the more brutal, the better, and I feel like these are the stories that should have the good lemons. I can't write lemons therefore, I can't write any CatoNiss

You start a Hunger Games story off with Katniss finds the pin at the hob or Prim gives Katniss the pin? I'm sorry, I just can NOT read that.

I LOVE reading the characters read the books stories

I love stories that are different

I love good parodies.

i don't force people to review. I don't go "I want this many reviews before I update," I don't need reviews, it just makes me happy when people do.

What makes me really, really happy is when I get a ton of viewers.

My ANs tend to be kinda long and I appologise for that.

I tend to stay away from clichés and high school stories.

Unless it's a parody, i don't read stories that are too OOC


1. FANG 2. GAZZY 3. CHRISTIAN 4. CATO 5. IGGY 6. MAX 7. ROSE 8. FINNICK 9. ANNIE 10. ABE

Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"Fang! I love you! Look! I have you in plush form." then i'd hug him, then he'd freak out and run away.

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?

Go out and play with Gazzy? Yays, he's the cutest little boy ever! Romantically, nope, that's just nasty.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"Christian! Get the heck out of here!"

Number 4 announced s/he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

That'd be weird, but I guess it could work, kinda.

Number 5 cooked you dinner

I've always wanted to taste his food.

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

She must really be tired if she's not watching the little ones. Gotta let her sleep. Steal her cookies

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Cool! I'm a vampire that kicks butt!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

"Finnick, get better soon so you can take care of Annie."

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

If she did then she probly didnt know she was doing it.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

So? If he payed attention to me, I probly run screaming

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will number 1 do?

If he knew me then he'd save me, if he didn't then he'd just let me deal with.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He'd try his best to help and get me water and stuff, but he probly won't be able to do much. He's only nine after all.

It's your birthday. What will number 3 give you?

Something illegal or pyroy.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does number 4?

The non killer hungry Cato would probly be all heroic and break down the door and help me out.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will number 5 do?

Do it with me.

You're about to marry number 10. What's number 6's reaction?

Eww. First of all he's like fourty and second EWWW! Max would look at me like "Eww, what the heck."

You got dumped by someone. How will number 7 cheer you up?

Tell me all her drama and I'd feel better.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does number 8 calm you down?

Use his soft soothing voice that we all know he has.

You compete in some tournament. How does number 9 support you?

i will NEVER compete in a tournament, but if I did? Yes, she would.

You can't stop laughing. What will number 10 do?

Ask me if I did anything illegal and if he can join.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Tall, dark, muscular. Total bad boy with a sweet side.

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Umm. No, just no. They can't get together, but it'd be cute that Gazzy has a little crush.

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Dark pyromatic guy dressed in black. Heck no.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Gazzy would be kind of sad, cuz obviously if it was between him and Cato, Cato would win.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Nope, Max belongs with Fang. Some people wanted them too though.

Number 6 appears to be a player, s/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

Smack Fang, cuz obviously it's his fault.

You had a haircut and number 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Yup, theres something in my hair.

Number 8 thinks s/he'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Hahaha, really Finnick really? Have you looked at yourself in the mirror?


This or That?
Vampire Academy or Frostbite?
Vampire Academy
Frostbite or Shadow Kiss?
Shadow Kiss
Shadow Kiss or Vampire Academy?
Vampire Academy
Blood Promise or Spirit Bound?
Blood Promise
Who do you want to see Rose with most: Dimitri or Adrian?
Christian, but if it's between these two then Adrian. I dispise Dimitri
Who do you like more:
Rose or Dimitri?
Rose
Rose or Adrian?
Rose
Rose or Lissa?
Rose. Hate Lissa too
Lissa or Adrian?
Adrian
Rose or Mia?
Rose
Christian or Lissa?
Christian. LOVE YOU CHRISTIAN!
Christian or Dimitri?
Christian
Kirova or Alberta?
Alberta
Adrian or Christian?
Christian
Janine Hathaway or Tasha Ozera?
Janine Hathaway
Lissa or Mia?
Mia
Eddie or Mason?
Eddie
Anna or Vladimir?
Anna
Adrian or Mason?
Adrian
Eddie or Christian?
Christian
Eddie or Adrian?
Eddie
Who's the better villain: Blonde Strigoi or Victor?
Blonde Strigoi, cuz he almost got rid of Dimitri. But darn, Dimitri got saved then Christian and Lissa got back together. Why Rachael Reed, why?
Moroi or Dhampir?
Dhampir
Dimitri or Adrian?
Adrian


A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake’s sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters


Hunger Games quiz
Favorite character?
Cato
Favorite adult?
Finnicks an adult right?
Favorite scene?
The book, Katniss uses the flashlight to play with Buttercup. The movie, Cato's death scene.
Favorite couple?
CatoNiss!
Favorite tribute?
Cato
TEAM
Cato
What do you think?
Peeta/Katniss
They're all right.
Gale/Katniss
I actually prefer this one
Gale/Madge
They're perfect for each other!
Peeta/Madge
I just don't see that
Finnick/Katniss
It could work if Finnick didn't have Annie
Finnick/Annie
Anyone who hates this is cruel, CRUEL I TELL YOU!
Peeta/Johanna
Shrugs
Finnick/Johanna
No, Finnick belongs with Annie.
Madge/Katniss
They are friends, I just don't like it.
If Katniss didn't win the Games...
Then Cato would have.
If Peeta died...
Then Cato would have ended up with Katniss.
If Gale died...
That'd be very sad.
If Finnick died...
HE DID DIE! Poor Annie.
If Rue lived...
She and Prim would have been friends.
If Haymitch stopped drinking.
Uh huh, sure
If Katniss chose Peeta...
She did choose Peeta. She should have chose Cato. I'm beginning to think this person didn't read Mockingjay
If Katniss chose Gale...
Better than Peeta
If President Snow died...
He is dead, and now everyone is living happily ever after in their new world, sortof.
If Voldemort took over...
Um... I'm not really sure.
This or That?
Katniss or Gale?
Katniss.
Gale or Peeta?
Gale
Finnick or Peeta?
Finnick
President Snow or Peeta?
What kind of question is this? I'm not even gonna answer.
Katniss or Madge?
Katniss
Madge or Thresh?
Madge. Technically she started the Mockingjay-rebellion thing when she gave Katniss that pin. She's a key factor in the book. Which is why she SHOULD have been in the movie.
Rue or Clove?
Rue
Cato or President Snow?
CATO!

1. Cato 2. Finnick 3. Annie 4. Katniss 5. Rue 6. Cinna 7. Gale 8. Madge 9. Johanna 10. Peeta 11. Beetee 12. Clove
1. Have you ever thought of 6 (Cinna) and 7 (Gale) as best friends?
No, it's kind of weird
2. Do you think Four (Katniss) is hot? How hot?
Well, she is the girl on fire.
3. What would happen if Twelve (Clove) got Eight (Madge) pregnant?
Well, obviously that wouldn't happen cuz Clove is a girl and girls can't get other girls pregnant, so that would mean Madge cheated on Clove and she would be really mad. She'd probly do something with her knives.
4. Can you recall an awesome thing about Nine (Johanna)?
She can resist the charm of Finnick Odair
5. Would Two (Finnick) and Six (Cinna)make a good couple?
It's gross. Plus, Cinna likes putting people INTO clothes. When is Finnick ever fully dressed?
6. Five/Nine (Rue/Johanna) or Five/Ten (Rue/Peeta)? Why?
They both sound really wrong.
7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Cato/Madge) fluff?
I guess they could happen.
8. What score would you give to Five (Rue) if you were the Gamemaker?
Maybe an eight for adorableness
9. (1 Cato) and (7 Gale) are in a happy relationship until (9 Johanna) runs off with (7 Gale). (1 Cato), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11 Beetee) and a brief unhappy affair with (6 Cinna), then follows the wise advice of (5 Rue) and finds true love with (1 Clove)
Gosh, Cato, all this just to get with Clove, tsk tsk. You made some really bad choices though.
10. Does anyone on your friends’ list read 3 (Annie)?
Maybe
11. Does anyone on your friends’ list write or draw eleven (Beetee)?
Nope
12. Would anyone on your friends’ write Two(Finnick)/Four(Katniss)/Five(Rue)?
Most likely not, that's just gross.
14. What would happen if Seven (Gale) walked in on Two (Finnick) and Twelve (Clove) having sex?
Be scarred for life.
15. Suggest a title for a Seven (Gale)/Twelve (Clove) in a love scene?
Knives and Arrows
16. What would be a good pick up line for ten (Peeta) to use on two (Finnick)?
Remember the beach scene?
17. What would be a good title for this?
The Beach Scene
18. How would you feel if Seven (Gale)/Eight (Madge) were in a fight?
Well, they're always fighting, but they're obviously perfect for each other.
19. What would you think if you found (5 Rue) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Yays!
20. How would you react if you saw (8 Madge) and (11 Beetee) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
"What are you two doing? Does this have to do with Gale?"
21. How would you feel if (2 Finnick) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Sad, very sad.
22. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10 Peeta) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
"There's no bread in there, Peeta."
23. What would you think if (1 Cato) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1 Cato) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1Cato) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Poor Cato finally snapped and lost all hope cuz he couldn't defeat Katniss
24. What would you feel this second if (4 Katniss) gave you a daisy right now?
I'm not really sure
25. (6 Cinna) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
"Cinna, I just brushed my hair. It looks fine. Don't mess with it!"
26. (7 Gale), (9 Johanna), and (4 Katniss) have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
"Who are you people! Oh, it's you guys, now shut up."
27. What if (2 Finnick) and (11 Beetee) were your teachers?
Beetee would be cool. Maybe math? Maybe Finnick could be a swim instructor? Hehehe.
28. What would (8 Madge) say if (1 Cato) and (5 Rue) got married?
"Bad! Cato! Bad," then hits him on the head with newspaper.
29. Would (2 Finnick) most likely be related to (10 Peeta) or (9 Johanna)?
Well, Finnick and Johanna care about each other, so I think them.
30. What would (6 Cinna) most likely be buying at Target?
Beauty products for his models
31.The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two (Finnick).
Finnick! EEEEk! THANK YOU!
but he belongs with Annie
One (Cato) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Crap, is this brutal Cato or the Cato of my dreams, cuz if it's brutal Cato then I'm going die really soon, but the other Cato? Yays! "Now go to Katniss!"
Cuz the totally belong together.
Number 2(Finnick) asked you to go out with him?
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!
Number 3 (Annie) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Annie, will you get out please?"
4 (Katniss) announced she's going to marry 9 (Madge) tomorrow?
I know they're friends but um... no, just, no
5 (Rue) cooked you dinner?
"Thanks, Rue! That was really nice of you."
6 (Cinna) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
That's kind of a weird image
7 (Gale) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Cool!
8 (Madge) got into the hospital somehow?
"Gale! What'd you do?"
9 (Johanna) made fun of your friends?
Well, of course she would. This is Johanna we're talking about
10 (Peeta) ignored you all the time?
Awwh. Why?
You're on a vacation with number 2 (Finnick) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Finnick) do?
He's kinda like a life guard so he actually knows first aid, fingers crossed, and CPR
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Katniss) do?
She'd run in, she just cares like that.
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Rue) do?
Comfort me
You're about to marry number 10 (Peeta). What's 6 (Cinna)'s reaction?
Design my wedding dress
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Gale) cheer you up?
Tell me to suck it up.
You're angry about it afterward, how does 8 (Madge) calm you down?
Tell me to not listen to Gale, cuz he's just a jerk sometimes
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Johanna) support you?
Never gonna happen, but if I did then she'd join in with me.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Peeta) do?
Paint a picture of me laughing
Number 1 (Cato) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He's tall, muscular, a total bad boy, and so totally hot.
2 (Finnick) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (Johanna). Your reaction?
"So, all this time, you were just lying to Annie!?" and hit him really, really hard
You're dating number 3 (Annie) and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?
Uh...I don't roll that way, but they'd be okay with it.
Number 4 (Katniss)loves number 9 (Johanna) as well. What does that mean?
Um... well...I don't really know.
Will number 5 (Rue) and 6 (Beetee) ever kiss?
Oh, okay so you take the youngest person and the oldest person and you want them to kiss? That is just WRONG!
You had a haircut and 7 (Gale) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Either I look good, or I look bad. Hopefully I look good.
Number 8 (Madge) thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
"Gale likes you"
Number 9 (Johanna) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
I'm kinda scared to.
10 (Peeta) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
If he's make pizzas and stuff then I guess a while.
1 (Cato) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Rock or heavy metal?
4 (Katniss) slaps 9 (Johanna) with a fish for going out with 7 (Gale).
She's mad cuz Gale's going out with Madge
5 (Rue) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
"Awwh, Rue, you're so CUTE!"
6 (Cinna) cusses 2 (Cato) out in German. 3 (Annie) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
I can't see Cinna cussing. Cato would like what the heck are saying and poor Annie might get scared.
8 (Madge) reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

I didn't write about her?
9Johanna can't stand 1Cato, so how does she get her revenge when he spills soda all over her?

Bad things
Number 3 (Annie) decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?
I'll swim with Annie, just as long as we don't go all the WAY out to sea.
4 (Katniss) and 7 (Gale) compete on DDR. Who wins?
Katniss vs. Gale. Katniss?
5 (Rue) is having a birthday party and her picks a theme. What is it?
Country?
6 (Beetee) and 1 (Cato) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
Weapons, duh!
7 (Gale) stalks 10 (Peeta) home. 9 (Johanna) sees this. What does she do?
Well, obviously Gale would stalk Peeta to find out what he's doing with Katniss. Johanna would be pissed cuz she likes Gale.
1(Cato),3(Annie),5(Rue),6(Beetee) each want to kill 4(Katniss). Why?
Other than Cato, I really can't see the other three doing anything, you know, mean.
5 (Rue) and 6 (Beetee) each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
Beetee's side would have all the weapons and Rue's side would be all camouflage
4 (Katniss) dies, how does 1 (Cato) and 10 (Peeta) react to it?
Well, the both love her. They'd probly cry their hearts out.
If 2 (Finnick) asked a random question to 10 (Peeta), what would 10 (Peeta) answer?
Peeta'd be very confused
6 (Beetee) is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword s/he can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9 (Johanna)'s boogers. Does he make a reach for the sword, and can he fight back against the monster?
No, he'd make some exposive boogers and escape.
Make up an e-mail address for 6 (Beetee):
BeeteeGoesTickTock@yahoo.com


VA SURVEY:
Favorites:
Who is your favorite character?
Christian Ozera
Who's your favorite Moroi?
Christian Ozera
What're three of your favorite quotes from the stories?
"That's pancreas." Adrian, Frostbite

"Over there, we have an old box full of the writings of the blessed and crazy St. Vladimir. And let's not forget that beautiful table with no legs in the corner." Christian, Vampire Academy

The Best One?

"Christian?"
"This is the time when we sleep, Rose."
"Believe me, I want that too. But I have a question."
"Is it about Victor? Because I need to sleep, and that's just going to piss me off again."
"No, it's about something else."
"Okay, shoot"
"Why didn't you make fun of me over what happened with Stan? Everyone else is trying to figure out if I messed up or did it on purpose. Lissa gave me a hard time. Adrian did a little. And the guardians…well, never mind about them. But you didn't say anything. I figured you'd be the first one with a snappy comment."
"There was no point in giving you a hard time. I know you didn't do it on purpose."
"Why not? I mean, not that I'm contradicting you- because I didn't do it on purpose-but why are you so sure?"
"Because of our conversation in culinary science. And because of the way you are. I saw you in Spokane. Anyone who did what you did to save us ... well, you wouldn't do something childish like this."
"Wow. Thanks. I ... well, that means a lot. You're like the first person who actually believes I just messed up without any ulterior motives."
"Well, I don't believe that either."
"Believe what? That I messed up? Why not?"
"Weren't you just listening? I saw you in Spokane. Someone like you doesn't mess up or freeze. Plus, I saw your face out there."
"Out...on the quad?"
"Yeah. I don't know what happened, but the way you looked ... that wasn't the look of someone trying to get back at a person. It wasn't the look of someone blanking out at Alto's attack either. It was something different... I don't know. But you were completely consumed by something else-and honestly? Your expression? Kind of scary."
"Yet...you aren't giving me a hard time over that either."
"Not my business. If it was big enough to take you over like that, then it must be serious. But if push comes to shove, I feel safe with you, Rose. I know you'd protect me if there was really a Strigoi there. Okay. Now that I've bared my soul, can we please go to bed? Maybe you don't need beauty sleep, but some of us aren't that lucky."

How about your favorite Lissa and Rose moment?
When Rose left at the end of Shadow Kissed.. (Not really a happy moment, but one of the most honest ones. Never liked Lissa anyways.)
What was your favorite adventure/battle?
The cave, when Dimitri gets turned
Which book cover was your favorite?
Last Sacrifice
Are these books among your favorite books of all?
Easily.


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Five Resons Why Bella's an Idiot:
1. She jumped off a cliff and didn't die.
2. She didn't kill Jacob for imprinting on Nessie.
3. What regular person uses the word irrevocably?
4. She can't win an argument with Edward unless its about sex.
5. She's a freaking spaz. (Yep)


94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "


65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with MAXIMUM RIDE, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are anything like me.

My Quotes

my aunt- thats where i got it from. every time i see a chihuahua, i just want to kick it.

me- sorry i cant make eggs at camp.

me- cutting watermellons is fun!

me- fangos rhymes with mangos.

me- the bear looks so soft and cuddly. i wanna pet it, but it might eat me.
(after dinner)
me- i will sleep here.
my friend Victoria- ok
me- that way if a bear comes and attacks our tent it would eat me last.
my friend Thy- wow, your so nice (insert sarcasm)
me- i know, right?
(morning)
me- oh look theres a sandwich in my bag.
everyone else that is tenting with me- ...
me- the bear didnt come cuz i have cocoa (my teddy bear) and it didnt want to hurt its friend.
Thy- uh huh, sure.

me- shut up you pork!

me- that darn chihuahua!

me- so i went to Hawaii and got my plushies some souvenirs.

me- liggo my iggos.

my friend Audrey- your brother is so cute and quiet.
me- no he isnt.
Audrey- yes he is. stop blaming your brother!

me- my friends thinks Johnny (my brother) is cute and quiet.
grandpa- (laughs) yeah at scouts, but at home, he never shuts up.

(while we were playing slap thirteen)
me- why did you slap me?
my nephew Andrew- cuz its fun
me- i hate you
Andrew- how many times did you lose.
me- twice.
(laughs)
Johnny- how many times did you get slapped?
me- like fifty? whats wrong with you people?

me- my pets are wierd.
Thy- why
me- cuz my rabbits eat dog food and my chickens eat dog food.
my friend Tim- then what does your dog eat?
me- oh. he eats rice.

my friend- you know why the only people in Fear Factor are white and black people?
me- why?
my friend- because they know that asians can eat anything and hispanics can jump over anything.

my friend Kevin t- whats your favorite kind juice?
me- apple juice.
(Kevin looks at me like i am crazy)
Kevin- whats wrong with orange juice.
me- nothing i just like apple better.
Kevin- sure.

Johnny- when you scratch your ears, your butt itches.

(talking about my dog Fang)
mom- he only likes me because i feed him.

(Fang tries to chase the chihuahuas)
my aunt- dang, i have never seen a dog run so slow.

me- i hate volleyball.
my friend Alan- why?
me- cuz everytime i play, i either injure someone or get hit in the face. plus it never goes over the net anyways.

me- i am getting some fried chicken. do you want some?
Dorothy- what did you say about cannibalism?
me- (facepalm)

Thy- we were lost looking for our campsite, 'oh look theres cocoa, Rebecca(me)'s here' and that is how we found it.

my aunt's friend Teresa- see Johnny and Dorothy's ears stick out like yours.
my aunt- Becky(me)'s are back more.
me- thats cuz they're normal.

me- aww. we ran out of apple juice?

me- hum de dum dum

me- i almost hit the flag pole... twice.

this guy named Minh- Fang is emo.
me- no he isnt.
Minh- yes he is.
me- no he isnt. now shut up and go smack yourself.

me- mom can we get this.
mom- no Fang already has too many toys.
me- no, me. i want it. its so cute.
(mom walks away)

my friend Yelson- why you do always look though the window before going in on wednesdays.
me- cuz i want to see if Roland is there. if isnt then 'Yay'. if he is then i try to walk in before he sees me.

(after a couple months at a different tutoring place)
my tutor Dat (eyes popped out)- oh no your back!

my friend- why do you hate Roland so much.
me- becuase he enjoys making my life miserable.

Dat- you wont find that book that you look at so much.
(after a minute of searching)
me- ha, i found it.
Dat- darn it

me- gosh, i hate Roland.
my friend Richard- i know me too.
me- i told you guys he was evil last year, but no one listened to me.
Richard- i know where his car is, lets go smash his windshield.

my tutor Minh- where have guys been
Richard- Bao wanted to get two bowls of pho.

me- oh my gosh. i found shrimp eggs.

my friend Darien- im not allowed to make popcorn.
me- why?
Darien- because last time i put it in for ten minutes and the bag exploded.
me- why did you put it in for ten minutes?
Darien- because it said so to on the bag.
me- why didnt you just use the popcorn button?
Darien- theres a popcorn button?

(talking about what happened history class)
my friend- i got detention
me- why?
my friend- because i killed a cockroach

me- hey dont kill that cockroach
a guy named vaughn- why not?
me- cuz its cute.

(after the earthquake at the dog park)
some lady with a chihuahua- all you dogs fail at being dogs. not one of you barked.

my history teacher Mr. Choate- be nice to the crazy people, because in twenty years when they are going down their lists, you dont want to be one of them.

mom- dumb dog, he saw a rat and started shaking

(us decideing which dog to give away)
me, Johnny, and Dorothy- we want Shadow
mom- no, we're keeping Fang
me- why
mom- because shadow is too black

my friend Linh- what happened to my boiled egg?
me- oh Spotty(my old dog) took it.

me- arent avacados bad for dogs?
my aunt- yeah, but he steals them anyways.

me- my cousin is evil
my friend- no she isnt, shes so cute.
me- yes she is, she tried to push me down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Choate- Fang's gay?
me- Fang's not gay.
Mr. Choate- but it says Max plus Fang on your binder.
me- Max is a girl.
Mr. Choate- oh.

me- i ate three bags of kettle corn.
thy- dang.
me- well its healthy.

me- oh my gosh, its the attack of puffballs!

(on the cruise with a lot of people walking around)
my cousin Tiffany- my dad's going poop!
Andrew- dang if she was my daughter i would of smacked by now.

me- i love monopoly, but when i play with myself, i always lose.

me- why is it that everytime i try to walk though that door i miss and hurt myself.

(at school before the musical starts)
mom- why is there a homeless women walking in your school?
me- mom... she's a teacher.

(my grandma's accident where she somehow parked on top of two cars)
police officer- (in shock)how did you get up there?
my grandma- i dont know, you tell me that

me- oh my gosh your ears are bigger then Aunty's

my aunt- how did you find me.
Teresa- i saw your ears

me- die Dylan die
my friend Dylan- what did i do?
me- sorry i wasnt talking about you, i was talking to the evil Dylan.
Dylan- okay? sure (walks away)

me- darn it, i broke another spoon. how did this even happen, im eating rice.

Johnny- i broke my vocal spine

my friend Patrick- did someones tummy just growl?

me- chipmunks go moo

my grandma- watch me drive
me- your kidding right
Johnny- yeah and she'll teach you how to park on top of cars.

my grandma- i hit a curb!
me- yeah, its your specialty

me- i am going to be him for halloween (pointing to my Fang plushie) and i'll bring him with me, so i can walk around saying "look we're twins!"

my friend Tasha-want to buy some girl scout nuts?

Johnny (in the bathroom)- Oh No! the nuggets are giving me diarea. Oh no! my friends are not talking to me! No, they are drowning! give them CPR!


Me- i hate spanish

my friend Breyanna- why? you're Mexican.

Me- no... i'm not


(currently 2010)

my friend Ha- do you believe in 2012

Me- no but if it is real then we will die next year.


drivers ed video- if your car is going out of control and you can not stop hit something soft... like a tree.


my mom- put on your swim suits we are going to Mexico

my cousin Tiffany- why which pool are we going to?


me- this year i am getting a twilight pinata for my birthday so i can beat the crap out of it and no one will look at me wield.


(on the cruise in the middle of the night)

(Johnny calls my cousin with the cruise phone)- Bring me some mangos. i want some mangos


Johnny (looking at a map of the world)- where's Canada? i cant find it

me (texting Vanessa)- can you believe that Johnny doesnt know where Canada is on a map?

Vanessa- really? oh my god... wait is that above the US, or below the US?

me (facepalm)


me: you should read maximum ride, its awesome

my friend Melissa: no, it sounds like a drug

me:but its not

Melissa:it is a drug, thats where Fang (my plushie) came from, you bring him everywhere. he is your drug. now try and tell me its not a drug

me (no comment)

Melissa: Thats what i thought


My tutor Matt: for attendence think of a four legged animal starting with the first letter of your name.

me: i cant think of one

Matt: you couldve said rabbit

me: rabbits have four legs?

Matt: yes

me: dont they have two?

Matt: no they dont

me: i dont believe you (thinking of rabbits), no they have two

Matt (facepalm)


Me: people are so mean sometimes

my friend Ryan:its okay, theyve just been eating too much jerky

(Angelina puts mayo on hot dog)
old lady: ive put mayonnaise on everything but never hot dogs. where are you from?
Angelina: california
(i put ketchup on corn)
old lady: what are they teaching you kids in california? Oh, what grade are you kids in?
(Angelina and Tiffany respond)
me: im in community college but i want to transfer to ucdavis
old lady: I dont think theyll let you in there if they find out you eat corn with ketchup

(after dinner and we are taking a picture with this showgirl)(we call Vanessa over)
photographer (tilts his head back in a pose and says in a very feminine accent): Vanessa come here

(at dinner and the menu said penne marscapone)
Johnny: i would like the be de
(everyone laughs, it means gay in vietnamese)
Vanessa: He wants the be de named penne

Vanessa: the parents are like paparazzi, i just want one picture but they always come and crowd around us

me: I lost to a balloon

(me annoying Dorothy, then the machine makes a sssssssshhussss sound)
me singing: I got shushed by a machine, shushed by a machine, shushed by a machine

Vanessa: if you put ice on your hand then put salt on it, your hand will burn
Johnny: i want to try
(Johnny puts salt and ice on hand)
Johnny: My hands are bumpy! oh wait thats the salt

(i got these pikachu house slippers months ago and i named them my pikashoes)
me: give me back my pikashoes
Johnny: wait, pikaSHOES. i get it now!

(Took him long enough to get it)

Tiffany says: tickle tickle
(i smile)

Richard says: laugh
(i start giggling like crazy)

me: so last night there were these weird rumbling noises and im like oh my gosh the ship is sinking then the noises stopped then im like okay i guess it isnt sinking. then i hear something that kinda sounds like a drill and im like oh my gosh the mexicans are trying to drill though my wall, cuz you know we are in mexico and if some strange man is going swim to the ship and try to drill through my wall theyd have to live pretty close.
Tiffany: wow, racist much?
me: im not being racist, if we were like in asia or something, id think it was an asian

Dorothy (to Angelina): you never insulted asians?
me: really? thats like a viet thing, we always insult ourselves
Angelina: no they dont
me: i went to La Quinta high school, its like 60% vietnamese, everyone insults themselves
Angelina: its not just vietnamese
me: yes it is, you never hear a black guy saying "darn black people" or a white guy saying "darn white people" but you hear us saying "darn asians" all the freakin time, its normal for us

(Johnny hurt his finger playing basketball)
Johnny singing: my thumb is black, my thumb is black, my thumb is black

one of our awesome servers Alben: my name is Alben
me: Alvin and the chipmuncks!

(we just got out from the chocolate buffet and got our lunch and we are carrying like five trays of food)(we are about to walk away)
this guy sitting at the table close to us: wait, where are you going? we want to see if you can eat all that food
Tiffany: oh we are bringing these up for our other cousins to eat too
(she was lying by the way, that was all for us)

Tiffany: if i fell off the boat would you help me?
(me walking aways)

me: dude, why dont they have rice during breakfast?

(the first day)
me: where are the hash browns!? i went on this cruise ship for the awesome hash browns
(the hash browns dont show up til the last breakfast of the entire cruise trip)
me: really?? they totally did that on purpose!

me: he poked me and i fell off the bed

(i was walking up the stairs to deck 9 from deck 3, and this guy in stripes was going up the stairs too but on the opposite side so the our paths kinda crisscrossed)(me walking up to the first deck, i see him)
man in stripes: hi
me: hi
(walking up towards another deck)
man in stripes: so we meet again!?


(me and Dorothy sleeping)

(all of a sudden at like 2am Dorothy makes a weird noise in her sleep)

me: what?

Dorothy mumbles: 27

me: did you say 27?

Dorothy:27

me: why are you saying 27?

Dorothy:27

me: wait, are you asleep?

Dorothy:...


my friend Tai: We should do archery

me: Like the hunger games

my friend Kevin P: Yeah, and we can learn to hunt

me: I can't hunt

my friend Karen: why not?

me: I can't shoot animals, I'd rather shoot people

Karen: so you'll starve?

me: no, i'll look for berries of something

Karen: so, if you had a person and a bunny right in front of you, you'd kill the person?

me: yup

Karen: I don't want to be near you then


me: so apparently my two toes go into a fight while i was running


(Talking to my sister)

me: Hey, you want to help at the zoo next friday?

Dorothy: What are we going to do?

me: When do you want to go? There's the morning, afternoon, evening, and night shifts.

Dorothy: What would we be doing?

me: The morning is setting things up and stuff. The evening is formal and we could do the face painting and the crafts and stuff. The night one is just putting everything away. um... the afternoon one? OH MY GOD! We can wipe down the carousel animals!

(Dorothy looks at me weird)


(After I read Beast)

Dorothy: Why don't they ever make a kid version of Beauty and the Beast

Me: Cuz that wouldn't work

Dorothy: Why not?

Me: Dude, who isn't going to fall in love with a lion cub


Me: I made scout secretary!

My friend Michael: I hope you get robbed.


1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Rebizzle

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)

Maroon Sparrow

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)

Minh Tam Stern

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4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

Zamre

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)

Purple Hot Chocolate

6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Diem Son

7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Pumpkin


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. YES!
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 5

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. Boots.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I find them creepy now)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 5


WHAT AM I?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 1

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 2

PUNK

You can skateboard. (Don't give me a skateboard unless you want to die.)
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 1

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total : 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 3

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 0

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it. (A compliment!)
You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 2

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp

Total: 0


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?

on forehead. its kinda faded and but its still there. plus its the only one that i can remember where i got it. I accidentally stabbed myself with a fork

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?

Pictures of baby me and eeveelutions

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?

None.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?

Country

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?

3am

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?

To play Bomberman

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?

My SEGA Genesis

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZEDPOSSESSION(S)?

My flock plushies and my books

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?

Way too short

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?

After Max Ride? A little bit

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?

Sometimes, I get paranoid.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?

My mom when i was ten

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL?

something appley

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?

Dark

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO?

Somewhere outside

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?

Neither, I perfer tea or hot chocolate

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?

Sausage

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Sushi

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?

Cocoa, my teddy bear from a tutoring center in fifth grade

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY?

Maybe, maybe not

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?

no

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?

I like small little shops better

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?

Dog named Fang. Believe it or not, his name is a complete coincidence.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?

German Shepard, Corgi, Dalmatian mix

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?

Yes, I could. I probly won't even realize it until after he left. It's happened before.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?

A nice hand written letter

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:

46

31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?

Brunette

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN?

My mom

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST?

Lots of things

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?

To Mexico on cruises

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?

Stuffed animals and animals

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?

No, but I know people who know famous people.

37. FIRST JOB?

Internship at my mom's company

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?

no.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT?

Filling out something else.

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?

Yeah, when I was two cuz I had lazy eye

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?

My drawings and my boots

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?

No.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?

Anything pokemon, book, stuffed animal, or animal related.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?

Two. A boy, then a girl

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?

Nope.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?

No, I wish when the clock strikes 11:11

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?

Whatever I have

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?

Yup, sometimes

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT?

roast beef

52. ANY BAD HABITS?

Chewing on my lips

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF?

Don't have any

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?

Yups.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?

To a point

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?

I yell at inanimate objects

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME?

The zoo

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?

Stuffed animals.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?

Some

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID?

Yes, I was actually for a little longer than most people.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?

Sometimes

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?

Mac and cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

A simple boy who can make me laugh and build me book shelves and teases me a lot. Maybe a cowboy

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?

Becky, Becka, Rebequa

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER?

don't know.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?

The Mentalist

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE?

Not telling you people

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?

Chocolate Molten Crunch

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?

Yesh

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?

When I had wii fit

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64?

Nope, but I checked and there was one

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?

70 on the freeway. I don't like driving fast

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?

I dun care.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?

nothing

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?

Naked brand juice

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?

My mom to ask her to pick me up

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX?

The smile

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG?

Don't have one

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?

Twilight

FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?

May, cuz its the birthday month. Not just my birthday, but other people's too

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN?

Taurus cuz thats what I am or we could go chicken from the chinese zodiac

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT?

Tommy's

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI?

Yes. Spicy tuna

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED

I can't remember

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?

Halloween

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?

nope, I'm musically challenged

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?

Neither

95. KISSES OR HUGS?

Hugs

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?

Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?

Like four books

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE?

I don't know what it is. It's purpley and small though. It's sort of roundish too. Yups, I don't know my cars at all.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?

The Giver, just read like the first page

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:

I can do it in two words! Non. Existing.


1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes, by weird guys.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

My Fang plushie is mine. All mine

3) What's your middle name?

Minh Tam

4) Your current relationship status?

Single

5) Does your crush like you back?

Maybe, do I even have one? Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

6) What is your current mood

bored

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

White

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Blue

9) Missing something?

Most likely

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Make my parents move to some place in the country

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

Bat, so I can stay a mammal and fly. Plus they're cute

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Yup, you know how many times I go hiking and almost fall off the ledge? A lot of times

13) Something you do a lot?

Read

14) The song stuck in your head?

None

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

sierra4you

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Rebecca Nguyen. Creepy huh? She has my name and my birthday and we're asian.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Does a classroom with 30 people count?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Hot chocolate

22) What's your biggest secret?

Not telling you people, it's a secret for a reason

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Sometimes...

25) What are you?

Shy girl that reads too much

26) Do you speak any other language?

Hehe.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Sheltered

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Nothing much

31) What should you be doing?

Homework...

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My friend, for a lot of reasons

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Nope

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Something bird related

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Yeah, I get more awkward then I usually am.

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dark brown

_Your Future

58. Want to be Married?

Yes

59: Careers in Mind:

Vetenarian but I don't think I could make it.

60. Where Do You Want to Live?:

A small little town

61. Car

Something roundish with a cute face

_Which is Better with the Opposite Sex_

62. Hair Colour:

Dark brown

63. Hair Length:

Shortish, but not too short. I like the cute naturally messy look

64. Eye Colour:

Dark brown

65. Height:

Taller Than Me.

66. Cute or Sexy:

A little of both with a touch of nerdiness

67. Lips or Eyes:

Eyes.

68. Hugs or Kisses:

Hugs, I want cuddles XD

69. Short or Tall:

Not too tall and he can be short but he still has to be taller than me.

70. Easygoing or Serious:

A little of both

71. Romantic or Spontaneous:

Romantic in a nerdy way

72. Fatty or Skinny:

Neither. Average is Fine.

73. Sensitive or Loud:

Sensitive.

74. Hook-Up or Relationship:

Relationship.

75. Sweet or Caring:

Caring

76. Trouble Maker or Hesitant One:

Both

_Have You Ever_

77. Kissed a Stranger:

Nope.

78. Had Alcohol:

sips

79. Smoked:

Nope

80. Ran Away From Home:

No.

81. Broken a Bone:

No, but it's kinda surprising considering how many times i trip on a daily basis

82. Gotten an X-Ray:

Teeth xrays

83: Been with Someone:

not really

84. Broke Someones Heart:

Yeah, creepy stalker boy finally realized that he freaked me out and turned away looking really sad.

85. Broke Up with Someone:

No

86. Cried When Someone Died:

Does my dog count?

87: Cried At School:

In kindergarten and while reading books

_Do You Believe In_

88. God:

I'm Buddhist

89. Miracles:

Yups, thats what Disney does to people

90. Love At First Sight:

No, there are attractions at first sight but a person cant just fall in love without getting to know a person

91. Ghosts:

Yup

92. Aliens:

There has to be, we cant be the only lifeforms in the whole universe.

93: Soul Mates:

Yes, because since a Buddhist believes that our lives are written out for us the day we are born, there should be soul mates. Hopefully I will find mine one day. Hopefully I won't be alone for the rest of my life.

94. Heaven:

Yes

95. Hell:

Yes

96: Angels:

Yes

97. Kissing on the First Date:

Sure

98: Horoscopes:

Not really

_Answer Truthfully_

99. Is There Someone You Want But Know You Can't Have?

Yeah, cuz it took me two years and the day after the last day of school to realize that i really, really liked him.


I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a GOOD ACTOR/ ACTRESS, so I MUST be lie a lot.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST be going to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. sometimes
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
Im a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be snobby,
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. Just a little bit
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...)

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I
care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. At least I don't consider myself one
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"

You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
If you remember seing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"

You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.

You remember eating Warheads

You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.

You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.

Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .


Put an X if you have done these things

X You've run into a glass/screen door.

You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

X You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. You have run into a tree/bush.

X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow

X You have tried to lick your elbow

You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.

You just tried to sing them

X You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

X You have accidentally caught something on fire

X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

X You have caught yourself drooling.

You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

Sometimes you just stop thinking.

X You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

You use your fingers to do simple math.

You have eaten a bug

X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You’ve ever stapled your hand

X You break a lot of things.

Your friends know not to use big words around you.

X You tilt your head when you're confused.

X You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

X The word 'um' is used many times a day


1. What is your occupation?

Student and zoo volunteer

4. What was the last thing you ate?

Cherry airheads

5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Some weird color, maybe some odd version of brown

6. How is the weather right now?

Warm

8. Favorite sport to watch?

Not a sporty person

9. Have you ever dyed your hair?

No and I’m not planning on it. Gonna let it go grey on it's own

10. Do you wear contacts or glasses?

Contacts at night.

13. What was the last movie you watched?

Armegeddon, it was amazing

16. What was your favorite toy as a child?

A white bear that had no name

17. Fall or Spring?

Spring

19. Cherry or Blueberry?

Cherry

20. What is on the floor of your closet?

It doesn't have a floor, but clothes?

24. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers?

Cheese

26. Favorite dog breed?

Don't know, there all so cute.

27. Number of keys on your key ring?

One

28. Favorite day of the week?

Saturday, no school and I get to hang out with the animals.

29. How many states have you lived in?

One

30. How many cities have you lived in?

One

31. Ever driven a Motorcycle or Heavy machinery?

I've ridden with someone on a motorcycle. It was terrifying, the whole time I thought it was going to tip over. I don't trust two wheeled motorized machinery.

32. Where are you?

My room

33. Look up. Now look back. What do you see?

Light

34. What's the last thing you drank?

Water

37. What was the last thing you thought?

Something that you'll never know about

38. You have a million dollars.

I'd buy a small little cottage in a small little town with a little farm, maybe a zoo, a skunk, and have someone build me a gigantic library with all the books in the world. I think I'd need more money to do that though. Oh wells, I'll still try.

39. Grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My teddy bear

40. Say George Bush, what do you think of?

George Bush

41. What are you eating/drinking right now?

nothing

42. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Don't have one.

43. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

To

44. What can you hear right now?

My sister scrolling on the computer

45. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Don't feel like it.

46. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The news some old guy with a monotonous voice it talking. Turning the t.v off now.

Ant Farm theme song

47. Type your name with your elbow.

rebercvcvas

48. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

My evil stuffed alpaca. He totally did that on purpose.

49.What happened last time you were typing on this computer?

I repinned something on Pinterest

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? No, I hold a lot of grudges that i don't express though

6) Have you ever tripped someone? on accident

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? yes at school twice

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind? Maximum Ride

12) Favorite genre of music? dont listen to music

15) Do you like beer? No, beer taste gross

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? dont own any cds

18) Are you sarcastic? sometimes

20) How many watches do you own? three. one's broken, the other sucks, and a slap watch

21) Summer or winter? summer

23) Favorite color to wear? light pink or white

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite

25) What color is your cell phone? silver and purple

27) Have you ever slapped someone? my brother

28) Have you ever had a cavity? two

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? zero

30) How many video games do you own? None, cuz my grandma threw all my babies away! sobness

31) What was your first pet? Lucky, a chinese something dog

32) Ever had braces? Nope

33) Do looks matter? to a point

34) Do you use chapstick? Sometimes

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

1) Mrs. Corral

2) Mr. Choate

3) Mr. Ha

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? Do I care?

37) Are you too forgiving? on the surface, i look like i do, but deep down i am hating your guts yet still loving you for whatever the heck you did to me. My longer grudge is fourteen years long

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs and rice

41) Do you own a gun? Nope. i dont like guns. it's something Patrick Jane and I have in common

42) Ever thought you were in love? Maybe

43) When was the last time you cried? I was watching Looper

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Camping

45) Olive Garden? Panera Bread? Olive Garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes, it was cool. It was on vacation

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No

50) Ever been to Kentucky? Maybe, there was a scout road trip, not exactly sure which states we visited

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? No

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Maybe?

58) Does anyone like you? I hope so

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Probly in my hammick

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendys although i kind of hate fast food. The baked potato is good though

63) Do you like yourself? Sometimes

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mom, I think

67) Have you ever eaten paste? no

68) Do you own a webcam? no

69) Have you ever stripped? no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No

73) Pringles or Lays? Lays. Pringles are gross

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? I guess

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My brother

80) Do you own a car? Yes

81) Can you cook? Sometimes

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) People that compare the things I love with Twilight

2) people who wont shut up

3) low raspy voices

83) Do you text message often? No

84) Money or love? Love

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? sometimes

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Brother

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My dog. I know, he's not really a person but oh wells

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My sister

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? this guy that i didnt realize i was falling for until he left and i'll probly never see him ever again. sobness

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? no one

100) Who was the last person that called you? mom

1.Grab
the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

Necklace back on

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Karmo my imitated mini horsey pillowpet

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Shoot, I can't remember

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

6:41

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:37. Close enough

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?

My brother eating or something

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going to eat with family

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?

My documents

9.What are you wearing?

A black tanktop with dark jeans

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup, forgot what it was about though.

11. When did you last laugh?

Sometime today.

13.Seen anything wierd lately?

People pin really weird things on pinterest sometimes.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Alright

15. What is the last film you saw?

I'm gonna say Looper

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

Well, you don't know anything cuz you are a survey, so I'm just gonna tell you
that I am in fact a mammal.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or
politics, what would you do?

We go back to the olden days where everyone rode horse drawn carriages.

19. Do you like to dance?

No

20. George Bush:

Is a dude.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Iris or Jaylie. Iris for eyes and represents Iggy and Jaylie as in blue jay and
is a bird.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Wren and Altair. They both mean bird.

4.
Mini dress or long dress?

Mini

6. Are you okay with people up in your space?

I dislike it. I don't like people touching me. I have trust issues.

7. Your dream date? Paintball fight, Movies, or beach?

Picnic under a tree. Paint ball would be fun, but I'm pretty sure I'd fail at
it. Hehehe.

8. Would you let a guy win at a competition with you...just so he'd think he
has impressed?

Please, I couldn't win even if I tried.

9. Are you ready to answer the 10th question?

Sure

10. Who do you love?

Family, friends, people.

Q&A

Q Who is your favourite superstar?

Don't have one

Q Who is the most hated man ever?

Christopher Pike. I really, really hate you for many reasons, but really,
really love for many reasons. Why do you do this to me? I love you.

Q Most hated woman?

Stephanie Meyer. Have I mentioned that I hate Twilight?

Q Most loved man?

Christopher Pike for writing so many amazing books. Love you.

Q Most loved woman?

I have no clue

Q Where do you shop at?

Book stores and that one place called Fantasy

Q Favourite Book?

Maximum Ride and The Last Vampire are my favorite series, but my favorite book
is not in either of these series, but I'm not actually sure what book is my
favorite, there are just so many. How do you expect a book lover to tell you
her favorite book. We have favorites for every situation.There are the books
that make me happy, there are the books that make me cry, there are the books
that I compare everything to, there are the books I find myself rereading over
and over and over again, there are the books that make my heart go all
fluttery, there are the books that make me melt, there are the books that calm
me when I'm mad.

Q Fave MR character?

The cute and adorable Gasman

Q Who can you relate to?

Belle from Beauty and the Beast

Q Favourite Website?

I'd say Max-Dan-Wiz.com even though it's not really called that anymore.
Although, I'm starting to get really attached to ChristopherPikeFanClub.com,
once I realised CP actually comments and stuff.

Q Fave Story?

Like with books, my favorite depends on the situation and my mood and what kind
of favorite you are talking about.

Q What kind of person are you?

A very odd one

Q What physical condition are you in?

Ehh. I'm okay

Q Are you religious?

Sometimes. There some Buddhist teachings that I feel really strongly about, it
just took me a while to realise that they were Buddhist teachings instead of
just my weird feelings.

Name without vowels- Rbcc Mnh Tm Zmr. LvMyFngPlsh. I tried having a texting
conversation with this guy without using any vowels. It was so hard and
frustrating. Neither of us really knew what to say cuz we couldn't read what we
were texting each other. It was like filled with what the heck does this say
and stuff.

Favourite number?- 6, cuz there are six flock members and 17, cuz that's my
birthday

Least favourite colour?- Hot pink

What do you smoke?- Nothing.

What is/was your favourite class in school?- Depends on the day

How do you make money?- I don't

Are you outgoing?- No and yes, I'm really lazy and I hate sports, but am always
willing to try new things.

Favourite pair of shoes- Cowgirl boots. I love my boots

Do you own big sunglasses? Nope, they're decent sized.

Where do you wish you were right now?- In the countryside, on a farm

What should you be doing right now?- Homework

HONEST SECTION:

Honestly, what are you doing right now?- What do you think? I'm taking this
quiz.

Honestly, have you done something bad today?- I don't think so

Honestly, who is the last person you spoke to on the phone?- My mom

Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?- Don't think I am

Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?- People who insult my books

Honestly, do you bite your nails?- No.

Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?- Yes. I think I've
answered enough questions about him already though

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?- NO! Why? I really want to.

Can you dance?- I'm as stiff as a freakin board

Can you do a cartwheel?- No, I can't stand being upside down even for an
instant

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?- I've never actually tried. Though
admittedly, I have thought about trying. I doubt I can though

Can you whistle?- NO! I can't do that either

Can you wiggle your ears?- No

Can you wiggle your nose?- No

Can you roll your tongue?- NO!

Can you make a clover with your tongue?- No.

ANGER SECTION:

What do you do when you're mad?- Punch and yell at my stuff animals, then when
I'm not mad anymore, I appologize to them like crazy.

Ever made anyone cry when you're mad?- No, no one ever sees my anger

CRYING SECTION:

Ever really cry your heart out?- Yes. Stupid dog. Why'd you rip up my Gazzy
plushie?

Ever cried yourself to sleep?- Yeah, for my Gazzy plushie.

Ever cried on your friends shoulder?- No, I don't let people see me cry.

Ever cried over the opposite gender?- No one's ever gotten close enough. I felt
really sad that one time though, but I didn't cry.

Ever cried over the same gender?- Nope, I've never cried over people. Well real
tears. I fake cried once.

Do you cry when you get an injury?- No and yes, I've never cried over an
injury, but then people are like 'oh are you okay?' or they try to comfort me,
then the waterworks start.

Do certain songs make you cry?- No

Do certain movies make you cry?- All the time

HAPPY SECTION:

Are you usually a happy person?- People think I am and I usually am, just
sometimes I'm not but no one can hear my thoughts. Hopefully.

What makes you happiest?- Reading and the zoo.

Does being with your friends make you happy?- I guess, but I don't have many
friends

Do you believe in yourself?- Sometimes

Do you wish you were happier?- Sometimes.

Is being happy overrated?- Nah.

Does music make you happy?- Not really.

HATE SECTION:

Ever made a hit-list?- No, but I've made a grudge list and believe me, it is
very, very, very long.

Have you ever been on a hit-list?- I hope not

Are you a mean bully?- No.

Do you hate your President?- I have no opinion really.

CURRENTLY WEARING?:

What shirt are you wearing?- Black tank

Shoes?: Nope, I'm sitting in bed.

Necklace(s): I have tons, but never wear them anymore.

HAVE YOU EVER?:

Hugged someone?- How have you NOT ever hugged someone?

Laughed so hard you cried?- Yes, all the time

Kissed someone?- No. Unless you count family

THE LAST:

Person you spoke to in person?- My sister.

Person you talked to online?- Rain Robinson

Person you hugged?- My friend

RANDOM:

Do you like surveys?- Depends on the survey.

Do you get along with your parents?- Usually, yes.

Do you have mental breakdowns?- Yes, no one ever realizes though. It's like I
feel like breaking down, but I can't, I just hold everything in, then when I'm
alone, I break.

Do you want to have a three second dance party? No.

CURRENT:

Current mood?- Ehhh.

Current windows open?- Fanfiction.net, Max-Dan-Wiz. com, this sleep schedule
thing, ChristopherPikeFanClub.com, stuff for my zoo paper.

Current desktop picture?- My Fang plushie

THE DIDS:

Did you ever get into a fist-fight in school?- No, I'm not a violent person.

Did you ever run away from home?- No, I couldn't even if I tried. There's
always someone at the door, someone in the room, and my windows are barred. My
mom says it's to keep the burglers out, but we all really know it's to keep us
in.

Did you ever want to be a doctor?- Animal doctor.

Did you ever want to be a firefighter?- Nah.

THE DO'S:

Do you know how to swim?- I can swim, just not very good.

Do you like roller-coasters?- I guess, just not the loop de loop ones.

Do you own a bike?- I guess, I think it's in the shed.

Do you think you could handle the stuff on reality shows?- Shrugs.

THE DOES:

Does hair loss run in your family?- No. Well, I hope not.

Does you car get good gas mileage?- Maybe?

Does your family have family picnics?- No.

THE HAVES:

Have you ever been on a plane?- Once

Have you ever been to the ocean?- Yes, I live in California.

Have you ever painted your nails?- Yes.

THE HOWS?

How much money do you have right now?- I don't wanna get robbed, why would I
tell people?

THE LASTS:

The last person you hung out with? My friend

Last thing someone said to you? Oh, my mom told me to take a shower early.

Last thing you said out loud?- Yeah

THE WHATS?:

What are you listening to?- Nothing

What is the weather outside?- Shrugs

What radio station do you listen to?- Nothing

THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

What color is your toothbrush?

Purple, I think

Name one person who made you smile today:

My sister?

What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

sleeping

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Shower

Have you ever been to a strip club?

no

What was the last thing you had to drink?

water

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

Yes

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

butter or kettle corn

Do you take vitamins daily?

nope, dont take any at all

Do you go to church every Sunday?

no, I don't consider myself Catholic

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Yes

Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Depends. In Viet resturants you always use a straw.

What did your last text message say?

Happy Thanksgiving

What are you doing tomorrow?

School

Look to your left, what do you see?

My pile of stuffed animals

What color is your watch?

White

What do you think of when you hear Hawaii?

My Iggy plushie's Hawaiian shirt

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

I don't like fast food much, but I think in.

Any plans for today?

It's night time so sleep

Biggest annoyance right now?

The fanfiction update profile thing

Last song listened to?

Songs of the Night. It's basically crickets chirping. It helps calm me down and
fall asleep.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Oh my gosh, I CAN! I didn't know I could do this. This is so cool. Hehehe. I
did it pretty fast too.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?

yeah, like twice. It was like after we got our house remodeled

Is anyone jealous of you?

Shrugs

Do you love anyone?

family, friends, people, animals

Do any of your friends have children?

i think so

What do you usually do during the day?

read and pinterest

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

no, i don't hate people. I hold grudges and i dislike people but i dont hate
people

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

no, I say jellos, sup, hi, and hey

What color is your car?

Purpley magenta

Do you like cats?

Big cats

Are you thinking about someone right now?

no


I Have:

Had my gum fall out of my mouth

Been caught staring at my crush by my crush himself

Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in my hand

Tried to push open a door that said pull

Tried to pull open a door that said push

Have hit myself in the process of trying to hit something else

Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

Had gum fall out of my mouth while trying to blow a bubble

Have called one of my good friends by the wrong name

Have run into a closed door

It has taken me longer than 5 min to get a joke

Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

Have ever walked up to a stranger because I thought they were someone else

Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

Walked into a pole

Put my shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left my house

l Went to go do something/go get something, then when I got there forgot what is was that I was going to do.

Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when my drink was right next to it

Fallen out of my chair while trying to pick something up

Have poked myself in the eye

Have done enough stupid things to make a test

Have accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil (I have a scar)

Have given an odd answer to a question because I didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

Told someone I was the wrong age because I seriously forgot how old I was

Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

Have tripped on a cord after someone told me to watch out for it

Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

Said funner, then had someone make fun of me for it

Have repeated myself at least twice in the same sentence

Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

Did more work than I had to on an assignment because I didn't read the directions

Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that I were the one that was wrong

Put something in a special place so that I would remember where it was, then forgot where I put it

Put ice in my drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

When wearing goggles, I pulled them away from my face and let go so that they would come back and snap me in the face

Ran into a door jam

Told someone to watch out for something, then I were the one that ran into it

Have purposely and repeatedly flicked myself with a rubber band

Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought I was drunk when I wasn't

Have been so hyper I actually scared people

Put duct tape on my hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

Put a clothes pin/hair clip on my lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in my hair

Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

When at a restaurant/cafeteria, I used my spoon to fling stuff at people

Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

Started telling a story and forget what I was talking about or what happened in the story

I have spelled my own name wrong before


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50 Ways to Annoy Iggy: THE STORY by the7thflockmember reviews
What would happen if the flock found my list, '50 Ways to Annoy Iggy? Read to find out. Who ever knew they could be so cruel to everybody's favorite blind, pyro CHEF? Chapter 7 up!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,368 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Iggy
Cato and Katniss OutSmart the Capitol by LittleMulattoKitten reviews
Cato and Katniss met when they were younger. And now that they are both in the Hunger Games, the pair are determined to keep each other alive. Will their plans work? Will they both get out alive? What happens when Peeta finds out? I suck at summaries! C/K pairing.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 139,533 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Peter and Caleb by Fourthelove reviews
Peter and Caleb grow close at Amity. Will they grow apart when Caleb finds out what Peter did in Dauntless? Find out why Peter did the terrible things he did & why Caleb is a traitor. The two get separated during the war and are blackmailed into doing betraying acts. Peter and Caleb's POV.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,461 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Caleb P., Peter
Why Me? by MaxieMoose reviews
Rose killed Dimitri in Russia and freed his soul. At graduation she got assigned to guard Christian Ozera not Lissa and is not happy. Can she salvage her life as Christian's guardian and finally find love and be happy? Who will Rose end up with?
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 98,995 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Rose H., Christian O. - Complete
The Caged Bird Sings by Anesther reviews
I'm just something dark and broken; I'm glass shards that embed into themselves. For even the laughter around me, silent and sharpened, are nothing compared to the damage I can inflict onto myself. Dark. Complete - Sept. 7, 2012; UPDATED: Oct. 12, 2013
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,752 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Sponsorship by Esyla reviews
Cato won the 73rd Hunger Games but they broke something inside of him and left him a shell of a person. Now finds he can't help but want to help the girl on fire and she finds that maybe she understands this broken boy better than she thinks. Drabble like in nature. New cover from Haymilee on Tumblr.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 83,301 - Reviews: 1668 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Tuckers POV throughout Unearthly by PenMasterEm reviews
Tucker's point of view of "Unearthly" by Cynthia Hand from the first time he meets Clara, to realizing he loves her, to their first kiss, to the fire and everything in between and possibly, beyond? ;) Hope you enjoy Team Tucker fans! Disclaimer: I absolutely DO NOT own "Unearthly" or it's characters no matter how much I love them! All rights go to Cynthia Hand :)
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,891 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Clara, Tucker
Petris Confusion by solarflare925 reviews
This is the first chapter of a story that i hope to write more of. It's a love story about Peter and Tris from the first book of the Divergent trilogy. There will be Romance and later on some adventure/action. please comment:
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
The Missed Shot by kato everdeen reviews
Cato has Peeta in a headlock, Katniss takes aim at his hand, releases the arrow...and empales Peeta in the heart. Can she live with the guilt, and the Capitol still controlling her in their games?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
The threat of Eric by sporadiclove reviews
Eric gleams about Four's feelings for Tris early on. But what would happen if he decided to use those feelings against Four and manipulate Tris/force himself upon her? What would happen? Would love r&r, this is my first Divergent fanfic!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 78,085 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Eric, Four/Tobias
Married Against My Will by glisana2 reviews
ALL HUMAN! Rose and Christian are forced to marry due to a contract thier parents made eight years ago. How will they get out of it? Do they even want to get out? R&R
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Rose H., Christian O.
The Touch of Your Lips by Abrasucks Malfoy reviews
"There was something about him that drew her close. She was like Pandora and he, the box. There were so many secrets hidden in him as if they were only meant for her to know."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Missing Pieces by kato everdeen reviews
sequel to The Missed Shot- After spending a year of captivity in the capitol and watched the suffering of seeing their loved ones die as tributes within two days of their games, Cato and Katniss are shoved back into the arena on their wedding day to finish what they began almost exactly a year ago, regardless of the bonds they had grown. (CONTEMPLATING DISCONTINUING)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,250 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
Peter & Tris: Divergent Fanfic: Revenge by Perseclipse reviews
Tris gets her revenge...but it plays out differently then she could have ever imagined. Warning: Mild Violence
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter, Four/Tobias, Christina - Complete
His Unbecoming by Semblance of Apathy reviews
The brief telling of Tris' influence on Peter which I believe has been there right from the beginning of Divergent. (PETER-CENTRIC.) I accept all hate mail since I find them so amusing. Disclaimer: Je ne suis pas Veronica Roth; donc je ne possède pas le Divergent Trilogy et ses personnages. Reviews are always appreciated so I thank'ee all who've left one so far :-)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Peter - Complete
How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days by ablondeinaunionjack reviews
When Lissa comes back into Fang's life, she proves surprisingly hard to get rid of. But Max is coming back in ten days...so he enlists the help of the Flock. Chaos ensues. Can they get rid of Lissa in time? Currently taken down, pending rewrite.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Fang, Lissa - Complete
Whispers in the Dark of Night by The Mortal Factions reviews
In this scene Peter attempts to commit suicide but is stopped by Tris, they then go on to have an emotional heart to heart talk. During this short story you discover a side of Peter never seen before. DISCLAIMER: I do not ship Petris, I just thought it would be interesting to write about them because it has not been done that many times.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Breaking Glass by Elegancexx reviews
When Cato wakes up in a strange place to discover many of the dead tributes still alive in a secret underground factory, he can't believe in anything anymore, not even life itself. He saw these people die, killed them even, yet here everyone is- alive and thriving. Is this a miracle, or is it just another Game of the Capitol's? What does our Mockingjay have to do with it? AU, CxK
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Killer for a Mentor by imdifferentnotwerid reviews
I am Katniss Everdeen. I won the 71st Hunger Games, I thought I'd finally have peace, but then my best friend Gale was sent into the 74th a Hunger Games. To make matters worse Haymicth is sick so that monster from two, Cato, the winner of the 73rd Hunger Games is taking his place. He better not stop me from saving Gale. More explanatory summary inside.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,898 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Cato, Katniss E. - Complete
Midnight at the Chasm by C.K.isback reviews
Beatrice Prior is not a saint, but she sure as hell makes me feel like a sinner.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Mr Twenty Seven by C.K.isback reviews
"Most of you will have anywhere from ten to fifteen fears in your fear landscapes. That is the average number." Peter knew he was different from the others, knew he was special. Just not in this way.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Peter
First Choice by C.K.isback reviews
Just because Beatrice Prior doesn't think she's attractive doesn't make that everyone's opinion. Oneshot, since there is way too much Four and Tris up in here.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Accidental Love by geekatheartwriterinmind2599 reviews
what if peter was in love with tris? how would four feel? please review
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter - Complete
The Flock Goes Through Dauntless Initiation by TrisPrior reviews
Max and the flock are stuck in Chicago. A Divergent Nudge, traitor Angel, and Fang and Four...
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Max, Christina
Painful Love by shekh ma shieraki anni reviews
Love is beautiful, love is intense, but most of all, love is painful. Painful love is what Tris and Peter endure. A romance that looks beautiful on the outside with a scary reality once the doors are shut. Slaps are given, punches are thrown. Their romance isn't one that's pretty.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Devious Deceit by bibbler reviews
Max is Lucifer's daughter, the forbidden child. She was sent on a mission to steal a child's heart just to prove her worth. Iggy and Fang are Guardian Angels sent to protect the child and stop Max. They cross paths as humans and don't realize who's who. Iggy and Max finally meet, and Fang falls head over heels in love. For the "enemy" that is his best friend's twin.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Not Just Four Anymore by GottaLuv reviews
What if both Peter and Tobias like Tris? Who will she end up with? What will they do to win her over? Last I checked there were only six other Petris stories... I'm taking suggestions for which direction you want to story to go in the reviews. Enjoy!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Divergent: Peter's POV by WilliamsTori reviews
This is Divergent from Peter's point of view and yes, it is a Petris fan-fic :3
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,915 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Peter, Tris/Beatrice P.
Not Your Hero by Ritardando reviews
There were the Hunger Games as you read them – the way she wanted you to see them. She never told you she was from the Capitol, did she? She never told you that what you were reading wasn't fiction, that it was my life. I am Katniss Everdeen, "The Girl on Fire". Don't let her make you believe I was a hero.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
I want to know by IHeartUCato reviews
All Eric had planned on doing, was using Four's feelings against him. He never planned on anything getting this difficult. My first fanfic so please be nice! Starts after the capture the flag game. This is Eric/Tris. If you no likey, don't ready.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,665 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Eric, Tris/Beatrice P.
Maximum Ride All Over Again by Jezabel Raewin reviews
What happens when a box of books show's up for the flock to read? Get through the first chapters and you'll love it. I promise. Note: FANG never happened. Rated T since I'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 145,704 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
Why by IHeartUCato reviews
Summary: From my Divergent one-shot contest. By: Oreo-ism. CHARACTER DEATH! "I can understand why they cry when they see her, because I can't keep it in either. The perfectly round hole under her chin is obvious, a ring of blood that screams suicide like a fire alarm."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Uriah, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
The Announcement by randommonks reviews
An extra twist to the Seventy-Fifth Hunger Games leaves Katniss with an extra dilemma. Main story is Complete and alternate endings have been added!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,364 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
glances by perfectlypanem reviews
everything is in a look. implied cato/katniss. drabble
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Watched by Indigo Lily reviews
He's hot and she knows it. Cato Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Mason and Alex reviews
Cato knew he shouldn t be doing this and she shouldn t pretend that everything was going to be alright and that they were not going into the arena the next day.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Getting Over Will by IHeartUCato reviews
"I can't deal with it. I just can't. It was one thing when I just knew he had died, but then I have to find out that my best friend killed him? It's just too much." This is a one-shot I made about Christina and Caleb. Not her and Will. Please give it a shot, it's short so it won't take long to R&R now will it? ENJOY! T for suicide. Yes, I said suicide.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Caleb P., Christina - Complete
I can still do this by significationary reviews
What if Peeta fell while they ran to the Cornucopia? Katniss has to figure out how to live without her better half, and discovers nobody's who she thought they were - including herself. Cato/Katniss friendship, eventual Kato love
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 180,510 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Katniss E., Cato - Complete
Maximum Boarding School by LovelyVentures reviews
Max and the gang find themselves in a new adventure,boarding school.Now problems insue, boyfriends,friends,enimes, and roomates you can't stand. Max OC's, Fang OC's, Major Fax. Other relationships too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 87,158 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Max, Fang
Peter Wakes Up by LaurenofGreyjoy reviews
Peter's story of what happened when he awoke from the simulation.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Peter, Eric
The Wild Ones by green and yellow reviews
"We're the wild ones," he says. "The example, not the exception. They let us live so they could kill us all over again." A pregnant Katniss is going back into the arena... and Cato is going with her.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 83,068 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Erasing Mistakes by asel1 reviews
Ever wondered how Erasers got their name? Well, when Iggy suggests that the wolf-men need a name, Max, Fang, and Iggy get thinking... and Max discovers the answer and makes a promise to herself. One-shot, no shipping. Takes place at the school.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Max, Iggy - Complete
Black hearted by Blackdove085 reviews
I'm Katniss Everdeen and I escaped my town being raided by pirates along with my little sister Prim and my friends Clove, Merissa, and Glimmer. Bt we are not truly free. A pirate has his strong grip on me and has giving me his black as coal heart he has. But is there more to him then just his crimes. Will become M in the future.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,365 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Appearances can be deceiving by MrsLefroy reviews
Divergent from Peter's point of view. We all know Tris described him as pure evil and cruel, but is he really like that? Or is he trying to make others believe he's a selfish ruthless sixteen years boy? It probably will turn out a Petris fic.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Peter
Aptitude Test of a Divergent! by HazelLucieLuna reviews
This one-shot is the results of a character in Divergent...but you-the reader- don't know who it is! Read and guess who's aptitude results this is in a review!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Complete
flying without wings by il-sole-le-stelle reviews
A collection of Tucker/Clara drabbles.
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Tucker, Clara
Bites and Kisses by indiefaggot reviews
Christian is getting fonder of Rose. To fond and he tells her about the 'twisted kiss' in Spokane. R & R.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
Not In This Lifetime by totallyloud reviews
Oneshot. After Book 2, Clara had returned during her semester break, giving a visit.. TuClara
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Clara, Tucker - Complete
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
The Hunger Lies by B-Tizzle reviews
The hunger games are not real. The whole event is staged. Game makers decide which tributes will live to become actors and which will die. Inside this topsy turvy new reality Katniss finds love where she thought it was never possible. M for stuff :
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,245 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Katniss E., Cato
Angel of the Morning by Laura Schiller reviews
It's ironic that they used to like that song. Spoilers for Hallowed.
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Tucker, Clara - Complete
The Fangel Experiment by TheCatWithTheHat reviews
Okay, this is just The Angel Experiment from Mr. Rock's point of view. We're inside Fang's head now, watching him watch the Flock...and now, we learn just what the Fangalator is all about. Flames are accepted...if you read you MUST review! Please? Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 73,604 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
An Eye For An Eye by Hope's Voice reviews
So maybe Peter wasn't the top student. All right, he could deal with that- kind of. If anybody asked, it was Edward's fault for mocking him and evoking a well needed butter knife to the eye. Hey, Peter Haynes just happened to be around to serve some justice. You would do the same in his situation, won't you? [Set in Divergent; Minor Spoilers for Insurgent]
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Peter, Edward, Drew - Complete
Linked by a Pen by Blue-Songbirds reviews
Max, a hard nut loner. Fang, your typical popular, hot emo player. So what'll happen when their schools set up a pen-pal program and they get assigned eachother?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,170 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Glory by Blondie B. Happy reviews
One-shot! Tucker has known that something was different about Clara since the day he met her. What is Clara? Why is she keeping secrets? Review! Tucker/Clara. Contains scenes from Unearthly! Sort of OOC!
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Tucker, Clara - Complete
Guardian by Cheeseball417 reviews
When things take an unsuspected turn at graduation, can Rose make it work, or die trying?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,348 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Life at DrMartinez's house by KiaraP123 reviews
The flock is staying at Dr.Martinez's house after they saved the world. Definitetly lots of FAX and some EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 119,464 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Little Too Right by miss-mariner reviews
ONE SHOT about how Tucker doesn't want to "deflower" Clara.
Unearthly, Cynthia Hand - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Clara, Tucker
Burning Desire by Annika Taylor reviews
While dealing with some internal turmoil, Rose Hathaway is pulled from the safety of the Academy & her "family" to live with her Grandmother in Glasgow, now she has to look within herself to find her way back to the life she wants and needs.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 39,025 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Baby Rose! by Shaymeon Ivashkov reviews
The gang are out at the mall one day when they get attacked by striogi. No body's hurt but their's certaintly a diffrence in rose. well for starters she's a cute 7 month old baby! how will everyone deal with the badass Rose Hathaway as a cute little baby?
Vampire Academy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,019 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Fang Sweeps Mines by tgypwya reviews
Life's getting boring... Until Fang discovers the addicting game of minesweeper! And proceeds to go crazy... A dumb little oneshot born out of boredom. Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Fang - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
The Name is Gasman by skamusic4 reviews
The name's Gasman...The Gasman. Pardon me, but that just doesn't sound as appealing as it used to. I've got to think about the LADIES. I'm already 12... Random one-shot. Gazzy's 12. I feel like he just doesn't get enough recognition :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
A Ghost Seeing True Love by agony-fairy reviews
Takes place during Shadow Kiss. Bits of the actual Shadow Kiss book are included to make sense. Some stuff will be different. Don't complain about the pairing. Enjoy! And REVIEW!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,625 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Rose H., Christian O.
Prince by Cheeseball417 reviews
This is the third story in my Guardian series. This story will revolve around Rose's son's life. For more, read the stories!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,664 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Complete
Royal by Cheeseball417 reviews
The second book in my Guardian Series. What will happen when Rose is force to make a choice, her family or their safety?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,652 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8201 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
FAITH: Archangel in Disguise 2 by T-Bones158 reviews
The sequel to AiD is Finally here! Faith and Phoenix are teens and enjoying life. But changes and hard choices are coming their way. Please enjoy the Fanix and Faxness. oh...don't forget to enjoy the Drama.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,023 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Fang, Max
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
ARI: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ARI unit? This manual will help you take care of your neglected turncoat Eraser.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ari B. - Complete
FANG: Archangel in Disguise by T-Bones158 reviews
Fang's been caught by Itex. While caught he meets a baby girl... that is his and Max's. after a year of Itex tests, he escapes with her and has to decide. Go back to the flock? Or raise his kid in saftey? OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 129,078 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Chibi, say what! by FireflyInTheDark94 reviews
Fang gets chibified! AKA turned into a two and a half year old kid with the mind of a sixteen year old teenage boy. How was he changed? And what will happen to him? Will he get changed back? And will Max realize her feelings for Fang? FAX over time. R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Max, Fang
Of Inferior Design: A Maximum Ride Parody by MillieKittan reviews
Sequel: Fractured. Max and Fang search for Fang's parents but find out about a sinister plan by the school when they try to take him back. Are his parents involved, or innocent bystanders? MR2 Parody-ish. No flock. Adventure/Humour/Romance. FA
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 94,416 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Wings of Wrath by AvengingMyInnocence reviews
The World’s Longest FanFic EVER. Has literally been called an ‘Epic’. SUMMARIES inside…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 111 - Words: 260,120 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008
Under Attitude and Molnija Marks by xx'Gothic-Manga-Girl'xx reviews
Rose doesn't go after Dimitri and ends up crying all alone. No one understands what she's going through but she finds comfort in the most unusual person. ONE-SHOT
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
NUDGE: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Do you wonder if is it possible for your NUDGE unit to stop talking? Well so do we.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Nudge - Complete
Fractured: A Maximum Ride Parody by MillieKittan reviews
Set during MR1. Rescuing Angel went completely wrong, and the rest of the Flock are gone. With just Max and Fang left, can they still save the world? Fax. Humour/ Adventure/ Romance. Some violence.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 60,515 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
After Hours by Ranger's Only Girl reviews
Christian's POV. Rose and Christian talk about her first day as his guardian and what happened during her first test when she froze. Taken from the beginning of Ch 7 in Shadow Kiss
Vampire Academy - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
IGGY: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your IGGY unit? This manual will help you take care of your vision impaired bomber.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Iggy - Complete
FANG: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your FANG unit? This manual will help you take care of your stoic bird kid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Fang - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
MAX: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your MAX unit? This manual will help you take care of your kick-butt leader.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Max - Complete
ANGEL: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lita Taka reviews
Having a hard time with your ANGEL unit? This manual will help you take care of your blonde little princess.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Angel - Complete
Angels Evil Secret Fax Plan by dragonfly and malilee reviews
So... Max and Fang think they cant be together! Think again! Handcuffs, Angel and I HATE YOU's can prove to be very effective... p.s its not that bad but apparently i have to rate it M! oh well
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Max, Fang
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2433 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Dreamland by Anna-Belikov-Fuller reviews
Christian. Rose. Utter Fluff. But perverted fluff. Rated M for a reason people! Wordy, and descriptive.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Christian O., Rose H. - Complete
Realization by Purple with Irony reviews
Max, Fang, Angel, Total and Akila are in the snow drift. What if Gozen never came? But they were found by the Flock members instead. What would have happened in those minutes where they were all cooped up in a close space? FAX One-shot dumb name XP
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lightning by Tomo Potter reviews
Gazzy's fears keep the flock up late... mild fax. Fanfic100: The Flock. Prompt 68. Lightening
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
Word Games by theultimateshipper reviews
Max and Fang play Word Association. There's more, but I don't know how to summerize it. Read and Reply please! I changed my mind, it's a series now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
Paper Rose by Nightwingstar reviews
The last thing Fang ever gave her was a Paper Rose... Fax, if you can call it that... WARNING! CHARACTER DEATH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Complete
The Name Game by Tolkienologist reviews
Post SoF Iggy inspires a conversation with the flock about how they got their names. Also on MR forum.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
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Gazzy's Bedtime Stories reviews
Fang never thought that he would be doing this. He's the rock, the emotional brick wall, Fang. But, here he is, unable to resist those big, blue eyes as he opens up the old storybook and starts his stories. Every night, it's the same. This isn't him, yet for some reason it feels so right, as he watches those eyes light up with happiness. A collection of bedtime story oneshots.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,504 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Fang, Gazzy/The Gasman
First Threads: Sewn reviews
Sequel to Angel's Toy Story. The evil, plush creatures aren't done yet. They continue their plans of mass destruction. Their plans are like a giant quilt. Every thread sewn in creates a bigger and bigger quilt; until it is so big; it covers, controls, and demolishes the entire world. The first of these threads have been sewn in. The second mass of treads have only begun.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Angel, Max
The Perfect Hunting Partner reviews
Katniss was hunting in the forest one day, when she meets Iggy. Over the next couple of days, he helps her hunt, but will they always be just hunting partners? If Iggy turns out to be part Mockingjay? What would happen then? Katniss/Iggy Kiggy. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Iggy, Katniss E.
The Adorable Gasman Goes To School reviews
Sequel to Into the Mind of the Adorable Gasman. You do not need to read the first one to understand this one. This is the second MR book, School's Out Forever, in Gazzy's point of view. He is an amazing, little boy who needs more recognition. Look, he has a sandwich now. Please read his story. GAZZY NEEDS SOME LOVE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,703 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Gazzy/The Gasman
The Cookie reviews
A cute, super short, Fax fluff one-shot. It's kind of like a silent movie but in word form. So, it's a story where the only dialogue that can be used are soundish like words (Umm, Urrr, and ect.) It involves Max/Fang and a cookie. Hope you guys like it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angel's Toy Story reviews
Angel likes stuffed animals. Gazzy even says that she sometimes talks to them. What if she is not the one talking to them, but they are the ones talking to her. We take the toys come to life part of Toy's Story and apply it to Max Ride. The twist? These toys are evil things with the ability to control minds. Implanting their thoughts into the minds of others.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Angel, Max - Complete
Into the Mind of the Adorable Gasman reviews
Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Total, Ari, Nudge, and I think even Jeb has their story written. What makes Gazzy so underappreciated that no one even thought to write HIM one? Gazzy is adorable and amazing and he deserves to have his own story so here it is. The Angel Experiment in Gazzy's point of view. This is my first fanfic, I hope you guys like it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,104 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
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