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Finally cleaned up this mess of a profile... It's still a mess though T.T

ABC About Me :

A - AVAILABLE: Yes.

B - BIRTHDAY: October 24th 1997.

C - CRUSHING ON: Hattie.

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water.

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Anna.

F - FAVORITE SONGS: Good question.

H - HOMETOWN: I don't know.

I - IN LOVE WITH: No one.

J - JUGGLE: Hell no.

K - KILLED SOMEONE: No.

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: I don't know.

M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Vanilla...?

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: None.

O - ONE WISH: Good question.

P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Tanner.

R - REASON TO SMILE: I don't know... I smile when I smile.

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Okizari Tsukiyosyou.

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: Eight something PM.

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Pink.

V - VEGETABLES: Ew.

W - WORST HABIT: I don't know.

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: I don't remember.

Y - YOYOS ARE: Okay, I guess?

Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio!

Random Questions About You:

Spell your name without vowels:

- Jnnfr M'lss Frrn

Your favorite number:

- I don't have a favorite number...

What color/s do you wear most?

- I don't even know.

Least favorite color?

- Orange.

What are you listening to?

- Nothing.

Are you happy with your life right now?

- I don't know.

What is your favorite class in school?

- I don't know.

Who is your best friend?

- Anna.

Are you outgoing?
- No?

Favorite pair of shoes?

- ...None...?

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?

- ...Probably not.

Can you whistle?

- Sometimes.

Write with both hands?

- Yeah, but my handwriting sucks with my lefty.

Cross your eyes?

- Yup.

Walk with your toes curled?

...Maybe?

THE DO'S

Do you believe there is life on other planets?

- Wouldn't make sense if there weren't.

Do you believe in miracles?

- No.

Do you believe in magic?

- No.

Do you believe in Satan?

- No.

Do you like roller coasters?

- Hell yeah!

Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?

- I don't watch television.

THE HAVES

Have you ever asked someone out?

- Yes.

Have you ever been asked out by someone?

- Yep.

Have you ever been to the ocean?

- Nope.

Have you ever painted your nails?

- Yes. Not doing it again.

THE WHAT'S

What is the temperature outside?

- Hell froze over in Texas.

What radio station do you listen?

- What is this so called... radio?

What was the last restaurant you ate at?

- I don't know.

What was the last thing you bought?

- I don't know.

What was the last thing on TV you watched?

- I don't even know.

THE WHO'S

Who was the last person you IM'd?

- I don't IM...

Who was the last person you took a picture of?

- Good question.

Who was the last person you said "I love you too"?

- Mom.

Ever really cried your heart out?

- Yep.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?

- Yeah.

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?

- No.

Ever cried over the opposite sex?

- No.

Do you cry when you get an injury?

- It depends on the injury.

Do certain songs make you cry?

- It's hard to make me cry. I hate crying, that's why.

HAPPY SECTION

Are you a happy person?

- No.

What is your current hair color?

- It's confusing but I think it's red violet at the moment..?

CURRENTLY WEARING

What shirt are you wearing?

- Some weird white shirt with eyes and a mouth and some blushy cheeks apparently.

Shoes?

- None.

Necklaces?

- I rarely wear jewelry. Not my thing.

Underwear?

- ...Why is this important?

IN A GIRL/BOY

Favorite eye color: I don't care?

Short or long hair: Again, I don't care.

Height: Depends.

HAVE YOU EVER

Been to jail: No.

Thought about suicide: Yeah.

Thrown up in a store: No... That'd be awkward. I've made Walmart go silent once because I screamed though. Piercings hurt.

Done something really stupid that you still laugh about: Yeah, definitely.

Seen a dead body: For animals? Yeah.

Been on drugs: No.

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke: I prefer Coke. Pepsi's too sweet.

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's.

Couple or Group Dates: I have never been on a group date so I have no opinion.

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.

Strawberries or Blueberries: I hate strawberries and I don't think I've tried a blueberry.

Meat or Veggies: Meat. Preferably bacon.

TV or Movie: Movies. Unless there's a really good television show...

Guitar or Drums: Drums. All that finger work on a guitar has to be a bitch.

Adidas or Nike: What's the difference? They're shoes.

Chinese or Mexican: I don't know?

Cheerios or Corn Flakes: I don't know...

Trivia:

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Of course not.

2. Tall? About average height.

3. In your pajamas? Yes.

4. Left handed? Nope.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Jose.

2. Last girl/boyfriend: Jocelyn.

3. Person to text you: Tanner.

4. Was today better than yesterday? Yes.

FAVOURITES:

1. Colour(s): Dark red and black.

2. Fruit: Grapes.

3. Place: People have favorite places?

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Not really a someone, but I am missing people.

2. Are you happy? No.

3. Are you sad? Not really.

4. Are you bored? Yes.

5. Heart-broken? No.

6. Are you nervous? No.

7. Are you excited? No.

8. Are you tired? Yes.

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Jennifer.

2. Nicknames? Jen, Jenny, Chibi, M'liss, Jennifa, Jenntifer, M'li, Siren, Jenni, Vriska, JenJen, Jenn, Milili, Jenniferary,

3. Eye colour? Greyish, blueish with a light brown ring circling the pupil.

4. Male or female? Female!

5. Slut? Hell no!

6. Smart? I would like to think so.

7. Long or short? Uh... what is this referring too?

8. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans.

9. Phone or Camera? I'd rather have my phone.

10. Drink or Smoke? Neither.

11. Righty or lefty? Righty.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Megan.

2. First crush? Don't remember.

3. First pet? Well... From what I can remember it would be Maddie, Tonnie and Spot. (R.I.P all).

4. First big vacation? My first trip to Utah for Christmas in 2010.

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Nothing.

2. Drinking? Does my saliva count?

3. I'm about to: Continue answering questions.

4. Listening to? Nothing.

5. Plans for today? Fail at sleeping.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Shorter, I like being able to wrap my arms around their waist comfortably.

2. Romantic or spontaneous? I guess a bit of both would be nice.

3. Sensitive or loud? I think sensitive. I've already got a headache. I don't need anyone making it any worse.

4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? No but the soap has gotten into my mouth before. I think that's why I started hating bubbles...

2. Lost glasses/contacts? Don't need them.

3. Ran away from home? No but I've thought of it.

4. Broken someone's heart? Sadly, yes, but mine has been too.

5. Been arrested? No and I don't plan to be any time soon. That's for sure.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Yourself? Kind of.

2. Heaven? No.

3. Santa Claus? I used to.

4. Love? It depends.

5. Do you like someone? No.

6. Do you believe in God? No.

7. Answered the truth on all questions? I don't remember.


FANFICTION PROGRESS

More Than Friends? ver. 2

Chapter 1: 12%

Chapter 2: Complete (maybe)

Chapter 3: 3%

Rest of the chapters: (I don't know, I can't remember).


Random Stuff that I like.

Turned Away By TARDIS Girl91011

I've worked up my courage and swallowed my pride;

I'm taking the telephone out for a ride.

With shaking fingers I punch in digits

The ringing sounds as I fidget.

Reasons not to flit through my head,

But I'd rather do this than end up dead.

Someone picks up and I tearfully tell

This horrible story I know so well.

The answer shocks me into silence;

There is no way to end this violence.

Seven years of sorrow and pain,

And now they're saying I have no claim?

I hang up the phone and start to cry.

Everything's over; I'm finished, aren't I?

There's no one to turn to in this cold world

Just because my partner's another girl.

If you believe homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile!


Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9, X-BeTtEr-mE-SiLeNt-X, Teh Crazy Pandapuff,only1Inuyashalover,Bumblebee41, Movie and Tv Girl, OtakuGirl347, BuyMeABlueLolipop, IdrewAcow, M'lisss, MiyuRisa,


My name is May

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry," I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is May

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.


Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9, X-BeTtEr-mE-SiLeNt-X, Teh Crazy Pandapuff,only1Inuyashalover,Bumblebee41, Movie and Tv Girl, OtakuGirl347, BuyMeABlueLolipop, IdrewAcow, M'lisss,


Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!


16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WALMART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.

5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!'

14. When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetel position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!'

15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while, and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"

IF YOU LAUGHED AT THIS REPOST ON YOUR PROFILE .YOU KNOW YOU DID SO POST IT OR ELSE -

16 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".

7. Dont use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go."

10. Sing Along at the Opera.

11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

16. Send this to your friends to make them smile. It's called therapy.

This is really sweet.

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.

1. Miku

2. Luka

3. Lily

4. Cul

5. Neru

6. Haku

7. Len

8. Rin

9. Gumi

10. Gakupo

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Luka..? Damn, it's Miku... "What d'you want?"

Number 2 asked you to go out with her?

"Uh... M-me? W-with you?" Luka nods and I do a major fist pump and yell, "OH MY GOD YES!"

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"Um, do you mind?"

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

"Oh my... Cul and Gumi? What an unexpected surprise! I wonder how you did it... I mean, Gumi is such a player and... My, my... Maybe you just happen to be very good at fu-" *slap* "-cking..."

5 cooked you dinner?

"Thanks Neru! Would you like your phone back?"

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

O-oh gosh... What should I do? H-her swimsuit... I-it's loose... I want to fix it, b-but... Well... She looks extremely sexy... B-but, I'd feel so bad if I don't fix it for her! It would scar her for life! What should I do!? "Huh? What's up? Why do you look so frustra-..." She follows my gaze and stares in shock. "-ted..."

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

"U-um... Err, I'm sorry, um, b-but, I don't like you that way... Can we just be friends?"

8 got into the hospital somehow?

"Rin? Knowing her, she probably wanted to play spy and snuck through the air vents and since she's so heavy... Well I'm sure you can imagine the rest."

9 made fun of your friends?

"Gumi, I love you, but if you want to play that game then bring it bitch!"

10 ignored you all the time?

"He's ignoring me? Well shit, I always thought I was having one-sided conversations with him."

Two serial killers are hunting you down.

What will 1 do?

"Uh... Ignore my screams for help since she'll be too busy trying ellicit screams from Lu-" *shot*

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg.

What does 2 do?

Luka hands a bat to a blindfolded Lily, "Okay, turn a little towards the left... A tiny bit towards the right. Alright, now go straight. Stop!" I stare at Lily in terror as she lifts the bat over her head. D-damn you Luka... B-but at least it's Lily... Right?

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

I have absolutely no idea...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Uh... Well, she started it so I'm probably trapped while she's outside running away...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

"Good luck with that."

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

"If anyone objects to this marriage, then speak now or forever hold your peace."

A white haired girl with red eyes stood up in the middle of the crowd and shouted, "I OBJECT!"

I turned around and stared in surprise, "H-Haku? Wh-what?"

"I object... Because... Uh... Um... W-will you be M-Ms. Y-Yowane?"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

He'll get up and a few minutes later bring Luka and tell her to give me a hug.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

Poke me and ask where my smile went, all the while smiling until I start looking away trying to hide my smile.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Starts cheerleading, while making Luka and Lily sing Levan Pollka

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Slap me and then recieve a kick to his manhood.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

"Because I'll be dreaming about her doing naughty things to Lu-" *slap* "-ka. I meant being flamboyantly and obviously gay while preaching against homosexuals."

2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Your reaction?

I stare at her in shock, "Wh-what?! S-so all those nights when you a-and Miku would... S-so you guys are j-just friends with b-benefits?!" I start to tear up, "B-but Gumi is marrying Cul! Luka! HOW COULD YOU?!"

You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?

"Mom might love Lily, Dad on the other hand may disapprove of us as well as think of Lily as a bad influence." *sigh*

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

"Oh my god! Poor Luka! Wait... Cul and Gumi were already engaged... SO LUKA IS TRYING TO BREAK THEM APART?!"

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

"Uh... Maybe? I don't really care for what goes on between those two. All I care about is Luka being fu-" *push, splash, gurgle, glub, fissssssssh*

6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I commend her and then walk away.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"Do I look weird?"

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

"Hmm... Be a little nicer, scaring them off won't help at all, plus," I wave my hand in front of my chest in a circular motion, "you need to grow a little more." *slap* "PERVERT!"

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Why would she give me a bagel? I take it, smile and walk away. This needs some chocolate... *dies*

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

Forever.

1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?

Uh, yeah.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

I don’t think she’ll care much. All I know is that I'll think she's kinda hot... dressed up in black.

3 told 6 she started her period.

Haku would just shrug and walk away while thinking, "Dang it..."

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.

"Hey! What matters now is that you two are getting married!" *slapped for Lion King reference*

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

"You look nice. Can I have cream puffs?

6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?

Wondering whether she should show off her Russian heritage. "JDHSUFLHUSFRHEWHTEW."

7 got high.

Whoa. I wonder what Gakupo showed him this time. Hope it's not one of those rated MA fan stories of Kaito and Len.

8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?

About Lily and Haku going out and Rin secretly likes Lily, she just doesn't want to admit it! I suddenly flash a teasing grin towards Rin. "We all know you want Lily all to yourse-" *slap*

9 can't stand 1, so how does she get she revenge when she spills Soda all over her?

Kiss Luka in front of her... Wait, I think I'm the only one who would get jealous over that...

10 starts working at a bar…

And kills the business by telling horrible blah blah blah walkins into a bar jokes. Speaking of which, a blonde and a lawyer walk into a ba-" *shot*

1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.

I pick up my soda and slowly take a sip. Then all of a sudden realization hits me and I spew my drink all over Gakupo. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Luka has penises for fingers?!?!? Since when?!?"

Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?

HELL YEAH! On second thought... I think I'll bring Haku with me... Along with Luka.

4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?

"Uh... Cul versus Len? I don't know... Cul?"

5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?

Cellphones.

6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

How Miku should lower her lovey doveyness with Luka when they're in public. Otherwise people will die from Negitoro poisoning. Well, at least the nonfans, if any exist, 'cause Negitoro is obviously the only fan based pairing in existence.

7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does she do?

Immediately adds on to her "diary" of flamboyant fiction.

8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?

Turn it on.

1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?

Miku wants to kill her because she walked in on Cul on top of Luka with her hands on her boobs, when in reality, Cul fell. Lily because Cul tried to make a move on Haku while they were both drunk. Neru because she spilled beer on her phone. Haku because she's just confused and is just going with the flow.

1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction?

Rin stares at Miku in utter shock and slowly asks, "Are you kidding me?!"

5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!

First off... What the fuck? Okay... So Neru would win because she's just epic like that and Haku would lose because... Well... She'd scare away all the hobos by yelling.

1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6, do they let her?

Luka will accept. Lily wont, cause she's just not interested in her. Cul is still mad at Miku for kicking her ass over a misunderstanding so Cul will punch Miku before Miku can even get close. Neru would just ignore her and continue texting. And Haku...well let's just say that, if Miku succeeds, a certain blondie would be mad, soooo, no... I think... Ooh! What do you know! Only Luka kissed her! Woohoo! Luka x Miku forever!

7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?

"The girls. Wonder how he blew himself up."

4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?

"Miku will be secretly celebrating while Gakupo would be passed out from Miku's poddy dance the night before."

MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?

"What are you?"

If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?

Lean back, put his hand on his chin, pretend to stroke a beard and say, "Go google it." Luka slaps him and walks away, leaving Gakupo who's mumbling, "It was just payback... You didn't have to hit me..." lying on the floor.

6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword she can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does she make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?

She continuously taunts it and as soon as it gets close, she grabs its nose and flings it behind her into the pit of giant, ugly, hairy, disgustingly loud bloodsucking tarantulas. Luckily for her, the monster was just an overfed, fat baby.

1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligans to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?

Cul will chastise them before heading off to bed and Lily will still be passed out from a rather "long" night

3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with her. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?

She stands frozen in shock at the sight before her. After a second Lily comes to her senses and starts rebuking Len for forcing himself onto Gumi.

6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?

"Neru did, to get revenge on Cul, but didn't think that Haku and Rin would eat it too."

Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?

She shakes her head and believes it must have meant Rin, who is sitting on her LEFT, however she was sorely proven wrong when a bewildered, innocent declaring Neru is found the next day with tuna remains all over her face, hands and couch. Meanwhile a Rin is intricately weaving bananas and banana peals in Len's hair while he's sleeping.

The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?

WHAT THE HELL IS A NARGLE!? She'll run away.

Make up an e-mail address for 6

negitoronightsarefuntowatch@stalkerworld.gov yes, there is a government dedicating to watching Negitoro happen.

What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?

Give her a lollipop and send her on her merry way.

What subject would 1 teach if she were a teacher? Would she be good at it?

Math, probably not.

4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against her legs. Will she kick it away, or take it home?

Take it home and give it to Luka.

If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?

Make Luka x Miku fans happy.

3 has to marry 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

None, she wants Haku. But... If she absolutely had to choose... It'd be... Gumi.

7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?

Because Len was forced to by Gakupo. Len loses... And faces a traumatizing experience with Gakupo that... Let's just say, ends with a very sore ass.

If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?

Hmm… I've no idea, I haven't played a whole lot of RPGs... Um... Maybe Riku? Or maybe Larxene. (Kingdom Hearts in case you didn't know).

5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

"What the hell happened to you guys?"

"We swear to Dog we're not drunk off of Stan!

"Go away." I slam the door in their faces.

9 and 2 are depressed, why?

Luka had a fight with Miku and Gumi got beat up by Luka because she ate her last can of tuna.

4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Rin tries to hold in her laughter but eventually fails and because of that, Cul punches her in the face.

Think 8 could be a super model?

No, she's too impatient, plus she's got noth-" *slap* "PERVERT!

They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?

Luka, because she's secretly ASIAN!

They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?

Neru, because she's a nerd asshole. Like Seth Macfarlane in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

One of them falls in love with you, which one?

"Screw Miku, Luka's got her eyes on me!"

GENDER SWAP! What happens?

"Damn.. Luka isn't as sexy anymore... I just got a weird image of a guy Luka in Luka's sexy onstage outfit..."

JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!

"Miku walks away slowly. Luka looks for fish other than tuna to throw at the lion. Lily sits on the couch, watching tv. Cul has a mental freak out and throws herself at the lion. Neru remains calm and calls 911. Haku was still passed out in her room. Len fainted and Rin grabbed her road-roller, Gumi froze. Gakupo just moved between Luka and the lion."

New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?

A smirk grew on Lily's face, "So, Miku. Never knew you could be so... Loud."

Miku immediately grew beet red and her mouth opened and closed several times before she gave up. A pout grew apparent on her face and she looked to the side with crossed arms, "S-so what if I am?!"

Lily blinked several times in confusion, "H-hey... I-I'm only teasing..."

Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?

"Lily let's out her anger after Luka came back. Babysitting pissed her off so much."

If x = 73 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?

"Well, when Len uses something below his waistline and sticks it in something below Lily's waistline, it equals a little baby named Rin!" The point of this is to teach sex ed.

Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?

Haku is too shy... Miku just doesn't fit... "No comment."

1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?

"She cries, then blushes when Luka puts her finger in her mouth."

5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus.

Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.

"I don't want to go to school..." Rin complained

"Then just skip." Lily replied, boredom in her voice.

"No way, I'm not skipping, I need to work on my grades."

"Well, whatever, I'm meeting Haku at the station so, I'm skipping."

"Yes, yes, everyone knows you're obsessed with Haku." replied Luka, stating the obvious

"Like you're one to talk, I swear, sometimes I can hear things coming from your room." teased Lily

Luka's face went red, "W-well, at least I'm not a bad influence, trying to keep others from school!"

"Then where's Miku? Did you tire her out last night?" Great, Rin just joined in the teasing.

"S-she's j-j-just sick!"

"Uh-huh, okay, so why exactly is your face beet red again?" Lily teased with a smug grin.

"Hey guys, the bus is here." Neru nonchalantly stated.

Luka sighed with relief. "Even though the bus is here doesn't mean you're safe." Lily smiled devilishly.

"Damn it..." Luka sighed and got on the bus.

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Genie by Ae123monkey reviews
One day, while walking home from school, Miku finds a strange bottle; a mysterious (albeit friendly) man warns her about it and disappears. When she gets home she unknowingly rubs it, only to find an overly affectionate genie, Luka. To add to the growing dilemma, her genie seems to be obsessed with one thing: her. Negitoro, lots of fluff. XD
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,061 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Miku H., Luka M.
Short Cuts by Oeuf Trick reviews
A collection of shorts and ideas that are too short to be their own one-shots. Luka/Miku in some of them, especially Chapter 4.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,329 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/22/2012 - [Miku H., Luka M.]
Sneering Eyes by IdrewAcow reviews
Imagine you're the most popular diva in the world, but nobody knows it's you. Imagine that the person you fear and love the most discovers you. And imagine, that just because you finally made a friend, the people you seem to know best want you gone. Yuri
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,987 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 6/25/2011 - [Miku H., Luka M.] Crypton Family - Complete
Strange Duet by Oeuf Trick reviews
Miku is a human who runs into a vampiric Luka one night. That would have been okay, if it wasn't for the fact that everything supernatural seems to be converging on them. Why can't things just be normal?
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,454 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 11/15/2012 - [Luka M., Miku H.]
Beep by AirbornAnomaly reviews
Grocery stores are a great place to pick up chicks if you're a tiny teal fox who knows what she wants.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,037 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 10/1/2014 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
Song of Eternity by Death To The Author reviews
Miku never expected to find remnants of an ancient civilization buried under her school... nor did she intend to make off with the beautiful pink-haired woman contained therein. Who or what exactly is Luka? A relic of a forgotten age, or a threat to all humanity? A science-fantasy epic featuring tons of Vocaloid cameos.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 12/9/2013 - [Miku H., Luka M.]
Mind Games by Asukai Haruka reviews
12 girls are chosen at random from a single country, and their lovers will be captured alongside them. The 12 competitors must arm themselves to face numerous challenges in which failure spells death for themselves and their beloved. Luka has been chosen as a competitor, and her girlfriend Miku captured. Can Luka maneuver this extraterrestrial battleground and save Miku?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,827 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Miku H., Luka M.]
Ghost Flowers by Shannykitty reviews
I love her, I love her so much I feel like my heart could fly out of my chest whenever I hear her voice. But it is only this, her voice, what I have to warm my heart with, it is her that has given me a new view on life, but I can't help but wonder, are you really there? There is one thing I am certain of though, thanks to you I have pledged to love and laugh until the day I die.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,176 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
Note Passing by furemi reviews
Oneshot, Vocaloid Yuri, Gumi x Rin.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Rin K., Gumi/Megpoid - Complete
Her Goddess by Nana-Pyon reviews
"Her name is Luka, she's two years older than me, she has a boyfriend and... She's the most beautiful woman I have ever laid eyes on." This was all Miku knew about Luka. Yet, this feeling she feels may be love? One hour a day, not necessarily guaranteed, hardly speaking, not even knowing each other. She's not particularly outstanding-yet, to Miku, she's dazzling .Yuri. R&R
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/2/2014 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Luka M., Miku H.
A Tsundere and an Otaku by The Knight of Thirteen reviews
Kagami's inner thoughts as she examines her feelings about her blue haired best friend. Will she be able to come to terms with what she's feeling, and will Konata feel the same way? Sequel now added as second chapter, along with minor editing and formatting corrections!
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,501 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [Kagami H., Konata I.] - Complete
Immunity by Jak656 reviews
Miku Hatsune is forever hospitalized with a rare genetic disease. What happens when she asks for something that could cost her her life. What will Miku's lifelong hospitalization have in store for her.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,861 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Miku H., Luka M., Haku Y. - Complete
Sticky Notes and Foolish Stumbles by Naty17 reviews
I don't know how I became insecure; I guess I just am. Everybody stumbles in life, yet only I die of embarrassment when I do. While others pick themselves up and dust themselves off, I sit there in complete horror as if I'd been hit by a car instead. It's not normal; I need to change. So Mom sent me to a self-esteem camp. And that's where I met Luka.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
Voice in the Void by KuuEggs reviews
The age of Space Pirates. With the war between the three super powers amounting to little more than a formality and threatening looks, many have taken it upon themselves to reinvent freedom and follow only their own laws. Luka Megurine, captain of her own ship and crew, is one of them. But things change when she steals the secret weapon of the Federation - a girl called Miku.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,361 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Miku H., Luka M., IA, Yukari Y.
Postage! by Gray Voice reviews
Every single day, at the same exact time, she walks into the campus mail room by herself, and every single day, she walks back out without a single letter in her hands. Luka wonders if maybe she can change that. Negitoro, Luka/Miku
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,633 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - [Luka M., Miku H.] - Complete
New Life by Asukai Haruka reviews
Luo Tianyi, a shy and quiet girl from a remote village, has had the chance to study in a music school in Beijing. Yuezheng Ling, her roommate, takes an interest in her, desiring to grow closer to her, to be able to hold her and talk about anything with her. When these feelings grow stronger and become mutual, what can and will they do? Ling x Tianyi YURI
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,354 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - [Ling Y., Luo T.]
I Don't Want Her, I Want You by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
It was a moment of pure happiness, and it ended too quick. Only hours after Rin and Len got engaged, Len was killed. But he left something behind: Rin's new adoptive daughter, Yuki. But Rin wants nothing to with Yuki, no matter how much Yuki needs her.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,690 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Rin K., Yuki K., Iroha N.
Bound by stealyourfood reviews
Miku is a new girl, and she has been bound to her wheelchair, making her a target for bullies. Things get complicated when she meets Megurine Luka, the school's idol.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,914 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
I'm So Sorry by cerica reviews
[WARNING] Story contains: Yuri, abuse, sex scenes, and some yaoi. Miku is forced to live with her brother, Mikuo, and his boyfriend, after watching her mother die in front of her at the hands of her father. She starts to feel hostility towards homosexuals due to her brother abandoning her family for his boyfriend...until she meets a pink-haired girl.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,435 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Miku H., Luka M.
Our Story by Asukai Haruka reviews
A story about unrequited love, of a girl who holds on to too many memories that the other must have surely forgotten. When you have only one person in the world who is your rock, indeed, you should never, ever fall in love with her... Oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2013 - [Ling Y., Luo T.] - Complete
Green is the Enemy, I Guess by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
Rin is head over heels for Neru, but Neru is too busy plotting against Miku to notice. Rin has nothing against Miku, really, but she couldn't turn Neru down when Neru asked her to join. If only Neru would stop hating Miku and learn to love Rin instead.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,351 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Rin K., SF-A2 Miki
Orange by Asukai Haruka reviews
Centuries ago, a pair of twins who loved each other were separated, linked by a promise to meet again whether in this life or the next. Will they be able to keep this childish promise? Yuri twincest, Luka x Miku, suicide and murder (nothing explicit), oneshot. Other names are used for both characters for most of this entry to suit the storyline. Please read and review!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
You're Reading What? by Standing Forever Alone reviews
It all started with Meiko... Giving Miku a porn magazine for 'furture sexual education homework'. When Luka comes in to give Miku some (slightly) burnt crackers, she's in for one hell of a surprise... (Negitoro, Yuri, Lemon... If one or all of the above creep you out, I suggest you leave... Now...)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Luka M., Miku H.
Regret by Asukai Haruka reviews
Hatsune Miku loved Megurine Luka with all her heart, but was rejected and completely crushed as their friendship evaporated like dew in the summer sun. Now that Miku has changed and Luka desires their friendship back, all Luka feels is regret as her ex-friend has closed her heart to the world...
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,584 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
How To Fall In Love In Seven Days by SomethingIntheNothing reviews
New girl Luka just doesn't know what to think of the annoying, obnoxious green-haired Gumi trying to shove her way into Luka's heart...especially when the girl is so damn hot and so damn charming! GumiLuka
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Luka M., Gumi/Megpoid]
Turquoise by Asukai Haruka reviews
Megurine Luka's life meant little before the beautiful color turquoise came into it and changed it for the better. The most beautiful memories she treasures most are all colored turquoise, and will all never fade from her mind... Yuri Luka x Miku Oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2013 - [Luka M., Miku H.] - Complete
Bittersweet by cowfee reviews
She likes her coffee sweet. I like mine bitter. But in the end, we both know that this love is taboo. I can't love her; it's just not... right. Luka's POV. Yuri.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Luka M., Miku H.
Creamy, Bitter, Smooth by Gray Voice reviews
A new city, a new job... Changes don't always come easy for Miku. But a helping hand and a few cups of cappuccino are more than enough to help her along the way - even if the taste takes a little getting used to. Miku/Luka, shameless fluff.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
Maid Service! by WenRakkoon reviews
Mr. Kenmochi, the Father of Vocaloid hires a maid for his top Diva Hatsune Miku because she keeps failing to keep her room clean. Miku objects to this but it is too late; Megurine Luka, a classy lady who recently got fired from making amok of her last job, later finding a "Help Wanted" that will change everything. How will this go? Read a review, thank you. :D
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 60,002 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Luka M., Miku H.
Happy Now? by Smileyy101 reviews
Gumi has been starstruck with a certain someone since she first saw them. But, she has kept her feelings to herself, afraid of the repercussions if she confessed her love. When that special someone puts the pieces together, how will they react. Will Gumi finally return to her happy-go-lucky self with the one she loves, or will she stay in the bad mood so uncharacteristic of her?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Gumi/Megpoid, Meiko S. - Complete
For the Babies! by KateVT09 reviews
Miku and Luka knew that their duet, Magnet was going to be a big hit, but they were not prepared for Rin to start shipping them. And when that happened, everybody knew that nothing will stop her from getting those two together. She wants something... and she will get what she wants! For the babies! LukaxMiku with a NegiToro obsessed Rin
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Miku H., Luka M.
Dependency Issues by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
Mondays are the worst for Miku and Luka. While high schooler Miku still has school on Mondays, her college-going girlfriend, Luka, has no classes scheduled for the day. Negitoro fluff.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
Wedding Dress by WenRakkoon reviews
Miku and Luka has been best friends for as long as they could remember but over the years of being together, Luka developed feelings for her best friend. One day, Luka received gets invited to a wedding… to Miku's wedding. Luka is the special guest, she's the piano player for the wedding. What happens to her heart when she sees her love walk down the isle with a blue haired man?
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,727 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
World's End Dancehall by Live to Daydream reviews
When the world won't accept famous singers Miku and Luka for who they really are, they share one last dance on the top of the world before their worlds end. T for suicide and to be safe. Oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
The Distance These Hands Can Reach by neuroseki reviews
I'm not into love and all that; But I do... - Negitoro / MikuxLuka.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,428 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Miku H., Luka M.
Eto, Eto, My Toeto by FeeptheNinja reviews
A small drabbley fic in which little Toeto is Luka's daughter. Pure, sweet, mother/daughter fluff.
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Luka M. - Complete
Next On by Oeuf Trick reviews
A thieving orphan, Luka never thought she would be anyone particularly special, but when she runs into a mysterious and haughty runaway from the Crypton Tower, she gets thrown into an unexpected journey. Miku/Luka
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,231 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
Why? by MikuxLuka401 reviews
"Why is it bad that the happiest moment of my life was the first time her lips touched mine?" "Why is it bad that I am happy?"
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
Pink & Teal by Jak656 reviews
"What are these feelings? I've never felt something like this before. But...I like it..."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,577 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Miku H., Luka M.
Café Au Lait by Fliers reviews
Miku stresses about asking Luka out. Hanging out with her all the time doesn't help matters. Miku/Luka
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2012 - [Miku H., Luka M.] - Complete
The President and Her Vice by FisheyCakes reviews
Megurine Luka and Hatsune Miku, the Student Council President and Vice-President respectively, the role models for students in their school. But... The two of them have a secret. They are actually rock stars! Lol. Just kidding. Shojo Ai.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,701 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Luka M., Miku H.
Cellphones by Fliers reviews
When Miku gets school idol Luka's number, she thought her troubles were over. However, calling someone is more troublesome than it seems, especially when the Luka she called isn't the Luka she knows. Luka/Miku
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,657 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - [Luka M., Miku H.] - Complete
The Seasons by sailorbutts reviews
If winter was the season of love, Miku would have punched it in the face. Fluffy Negitoro one-shot, based on Miku's Rea-juu Bakuhatsu-shiro.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
Story Of A Fallen Angel by JokerBaby369 reviews
Based on the song "Alluring Secret: Black Vow" by Kagamine Rin and Len. Summary: 'A girl awakens in a dark alleyway, not knowing how she got there. She is found by another maiden, whom she falls deeply in love with. However, things may not turn out...'
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,332 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Rin K., Miku H. - Complete
My Sweet Angel by Lili Sensei reviews
Luka discovers what Love means when she meets Miku. It could have been a wonderful day if Miku wasn't her brother's fiancée.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Luka M., Miku H. - Complete
Not Alone by FrameofReality reviews
An injured Zoey is left to fend for herself, when she comes across a Witch... One-shot, Zoey/Witch.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Zoey, Witch - Complete
Because You Make My Heart Race by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
Rin asked Luka out for Valentine's Day in two weeks. Luka refused. However, Rin's not going to give in. Each day preceding that special day, she's going to tell Luka a new reason why she loves her, and, in the end, she knows Luka will be hers. Oneshot
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Luka M., Rin K.] - Complete
Some Girls Are Just Oblivious by The Queen of Double Standards reviews
"I'm Haku." "Nice to meet you, Haku." "Um, I've been in your class for three years." On Valentine's Day, Haku suddenly finds herself at a party with the girl she's liked for three years, a girl who had failed to even notice that she existed. GumiHaku
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2012 - [Haku Y., Gumi/Megpoid] - Complete
In Pursuit of Luka by FisheyCakes reviews
I'm gonna marry Luka!
Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Miku H., Luka M. - Complete
On&on by y8ay8a reviews
It started with a ten foot billboard, it followed with Hatsune Miku and Megurine Luka working together, and it became so much more than they ever had thought it could be. Yuri/rated M for explicit scenes in the later chapters.
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 160,127 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Miku H., Luka M.
Lucky by angel0wonder reviews
Mai trolls Yuuko, which is nothing new. What's new is Yuuko's reaction to the trolling.
Nichijou/日常 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Complete
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Nameless Diary reviews
"Why won't anyone help us? Germany is only one country..." Based on real WWII events, diary format.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Luka M.
I Love You reviews
Clarith stopped her laughing for a second to stare and smile at me, "It's because you're just so damn cute." Names changed to better fit the era and location.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Luka M., Haku Y. - Complete
More Than Friends? reviews
Hatsune Miku is a girl who sits at the edge of the classroom and always sat there, staring outside. Eventually a girl named Megurine Luka comes over and sits with Miku for lunch. CURRENTLY UNDER RECONSTRUCTION! Due to that, I will no longer be adding anything to this until I'm happy with what I've rewritten.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,141 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Miku H., Luka M., Haku Y., Lily
Love Plus You Equals Frustration reviews
"She smiled at me and I stared at her, pouting. Why am I so easy to please!"
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Luka M., Haku Y. - Complete
Blissful Night reviews
"Haku realized that they were at the top with most of the city lights in view. I looked at Lily and found that she was looking out the window with an amazed look on her face."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Haku Y., Lily - Complete