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More Than Friends? ver. 2
Chapter 1: 3%
ABC About Me :
A - AVAILABLE: Yes.
B - BIRTHDAY: October 24th 1997.
C - CRUSHING ON: Ally Hills. Just a bit.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Kaitlyn.
F - FAVORITE SONGS: Next to You, Her Lover and a lot of the ABBA songs.
H - HOMETOWN: I don't know.
I - IN LOVE WITH: No one.
J - JUGGLE: Hell no.
K - KILLED SOMEONE: No.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: I don't know.
M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Vanilla...?
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: None.
O - ONE WISH: Good question.
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST: Kaitlyn.
R - REASON TO SMILE: I don't know... I smile when I smile.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Town of Salem.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: Four PM.
U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Black.
V - VEGETABLES: Ew.
W - WORST HABIT: I ramble.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: I don't remember.
Y - YOYOS ARE: Okay, I guess?
Z - ZODIAC SIGN: Scorpio!
Least favorite color?
Who is your best friend?
- Anna and Kaitlyn.
Are you outgoing?
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?
- ...Probably not.
Can you whistle?
Do you believe there is life on other planets?
- Wouldn't make sense if there weren't.
Do you like roller coasters?
- Hell yeah!
Have you ever been to the ocean?
Have you ever painted your nails?
- Yes and not doing it again.
Do you cry when you get an injury?
- It depends on the injury.
Do certain songs make you cry?
- Never had a song make me cry.
What is your current hair color?
- Dark red.
IN A GIRL/BOY
Favorite eye color: I don't care.
Short or long hair: I don't care.
Height: Preferably short.
HAVE YOU EVER
Been to jail: No.
Thrown up in a store: No. I have made Walmart go silent once because I screamed though. Piercings hurt.
THIS OR THAT
Couple or Group Dates: I have never been on a group date so I have no opinion.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Meat or Veggies: Meat, preferably bacon.
TV or Movie: Movies unless there's a really good television show.
Guitar or Drums: Drums. All that finger work on a guitar has to be a bitch.
1. Perfect? Of course not.
2. Tall? About average height.
3. Left handed? Nope.
1. Colour(s): Dark red and black.
2. Fruit: Grapes.
1. Are you missing someone right now? I am missing people.
2. Are you happy? No.
3. Are you sad? Not really.
4. Are you bored? Yes.
5. Heart-broken? No.
6. Are you nervous? No.
7. Are you excited? No.
8. Are you tired? Yes.
1. Real name? Jennifer M'liss.
2. Nicknames? Jen, Jenny, Chibi, M'liss, Jennifa, Jenntifer, M'li, Siren, Jenni, Vriska, JenJen, Jenn, Milili, Jenniferary,
3. Eye colour? Greyish, blueish with a light brown ring circling the pupil.
4. Male or female? Female!
5. Slut? Hell no!
6. Smart? I would like to think so.
7. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans.
8. Drink or Smoke? Neither.
1. First pet? Well... From what I can remember it would be Maddie, Tonnie and Spot. (R.I.P all).
2. First big vacation? My first trip to Utah for Christmas in 2010.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Shorter, I like being able to wrap my arms around their waist comfortably.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? I guess a bit of both would be nice.
3. Sensitive or loud? I think sensitive. I've already got a headache, I don't need anyone making it any worse.
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? No, but the soap has gotten into my mouth before. I think that's why I started hating bubbles...
2. Been arrested? No and I don't plan to be any time soon. That's for sure.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Yourself? Kind of.
2. Heaven? No.
3. Santa Claus? I believe in the idea of Santa Claus if that makes sense. Probably doesn't.
4. Love? It depends.
5. Do you believe in God? No.
6. Answered the truth on all questions? Probably.
Random Stuff that I like.
Turned Away By TARDIS Girl91011
I've worked up my courage and swallowed my pride;
I'm taking the telephone out for a ride.
With shaking fingers I punch in digits
The ringing sounds as I fidget.
Reasons not to flit through my head,
But I'd rather do this than end up dead.
Someone picks up and I tearfully tell
This horrible story I know so well.
The answer shocks me into silence;
There is no way to end this violence.
Seven years of sorrow and pain,
And now they're saying I have no claim?
I hang up the phone and start to cry.
Everything's over; I'm finished, aren't I?
There's no one to turn to in this cold world
Just because my partner's another girl.
If you believe homophobia is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile!
Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but i will have a lot of it I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your option. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child?
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9, X-BeTtEr-mE-SiLeNt-X, Teh Crazy Pandapuff,only1Inuyashalover,Bumblebee41, Movie and Tv Girl, OtakuGirl347, BuyMeABlueLolipop, IdrewAcow, M'lisss, MiyuRisa,
My name is May
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All day long
When I awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name onto the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, xGarbiellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-FiRe-StArFiRe', MyHeroRaven, xCanYouHandleThisx, Forbidden Dragon, OceanSapphire, KousukeAsazukiFallenAngel Kit, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Hikari inai Kasumi, 9xDance Water Dancex9, X-BeTtEr-mE-SiLeNt-X, Teh Crazy Pandapuff,only1Inuyashalover,Bumblebee41, Movie and Tv Girl, OtakuGirl347, BuyMeABlueLolipop, IdrewAcow, M'lisss,
Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WALMART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restroom.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone,"code 3' in housewares.
5. Go to service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "CAUTION-WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera&use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look''using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say ''PICK ME!'' ''PICK ME!'
14. When an announcement comes over the speaker,assume the fetel position and scream... ''NO! NO! It's those voices again!'
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, wait a while, and then yell, very loudly,"There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting"pikachu I choose you!"
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16 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7. Dont use any punctuation
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go."
10. Sing Along at the Opera.
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile. It's called therapy.
This is really sweet.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!! Tag 5 people when you're done.
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Luka..? Damn, it's Miku... "What d'you want?"
Number 2 asked you to go out with her?
"Uh... M-me? W-with you?" Luka nods and I do a major fist pump and yell, "OH MY GOD YES!"
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Um, do you mind?"
4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
"Oh my... Cul and Gumi? What an unexpected surprise! I wonder how you did it... I mean, Gumi is such a player and... My, my... Maybe you just happen to be very good at fu-" *slap* "-cking..."
5 cooked you dinner?
"Thanks Neru! Would you like your phone back?"
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
O-oh gosh... What should I do? H-her swimsuit... I-it's loose... I want to fix it, b-but... Well... She looks extremely sexy... B-but, I'd feel so bad if I don't fix it for her! It would scar her for life! What should I do!? "Huh? What's up? Why do you look so frustra-..." She follows my gaze and stares in shock. "-ted..."
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"U-um... Err, I'm sorry, um, b-but, I don't like you that way... Can we just be friends?"
8 got into the hospital somehow?
"Rin? Knowing her, she probably wanted to play spy and snuck through the air vents and since she's so heavy... Well I'm sure you can imagine the rest."
9 made fun of your friends?
"Gumi, I love you, but if you want to play that game then bring it bitch!"
10 ignored you all the time?
"He's ignoring me? Well shit, I always thought I was having one-sided conversations with him."
Two serial killers are hunting you down.
What will 1 do?
"Uh... Ignore my screams for help since she'll be too busy trying ellicit screams from Lu-" *shot*
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg.
What does 2 do?
Luka hands a bat to a blindfolded Lily, "Okay, turn a little towards the left... A tiny bit towards the right. Alright, now go straight. Stop!" I stare at Lily in terror as she lifts the bat over her head. D-damn you Luka... B-but at least it's Lily... Right?
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
I have absolutely no idea...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Uh... Well, she started it so I'm probably trapped while she's outside running away...
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
"Good luck with that."
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
"If anyone objects to this marriage, then speak now or forever hold your peace."
A white haired girl with red eyes stood up in the middle of the crowd and shouted, "I OBJECT!"
I turned around and stared in surprise, "H-Haku? Wh-what?"
"I object... Because... Uh... Um... W-will you be M-Ms. Y-Yowane?"
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
He'll get up and a few minutes later bring Luka and tell her to give me a hug.
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
Poke me and ask where my smile went, all the while smiling until I start looking away trying to hide my smile.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
Starts cheerleading, while making Luka and Lily sing Levan Pollka
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Slap me and then recieve a kick to his manhood.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
"Because I'll be dreaming about her doing naughty things to Lu-" *slap* "-ka. I meant being flamboyantly and obviously gay while preaching against homosexuals."
2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9.
I stare at her in shock, "Wh-what?! S-so all those nights when you a-and Miku would... S-so you guys are j-just friends with b-benefits?!" I start to tear up, "B-but Gumi is marrying Cul! Luka! HOW COULD YOU?!"
You're dating number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along?
"Mom might love Lily, Dad on the other hand may disapprove of us as well as think of Lily as a bad influence." *sigh*
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
"Oh my god! Poor Luka! Wait... Cul and Gumi were already engaged... SO LUKA IS TRYING TO BREAK THEM APART?!"
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
"Uh... Maybe? I don't really care for what goes on between those two. All I care about is Luka being fu-" *push, splash, gurgle, glub, fissssssssh*
6 appears to be a player, she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I commend her and then walk away.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"Do I look weird?"
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
"Hmm... Be a little nicer, scaring them off won't help at all, plus," I wave my hand in front of my chest in a circular motion, "you need to grow a little more." *slap* "PERVERT!"
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Why would she give me a bagel? I take it, smile and walk away. This needs some chocolate... *dies*
10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, do you listen to it?
2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?
I don’t think she’ll care much. All I know is that I'll think she's kinda hot... dressed up in black.
3 told 6 she started her period.
Haku would just shrug and walk away while thinking, "Dang it..."
4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7.
"Hey! What matters now is that you two are getting married!" *slapped for Lion King reference*
5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
"You look nice. Can I have cream puffs?
6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do?
Wondering whether she should show off her Russian heritage. "JDHSUFLHUSFRHEWHTEW."
7 got high.
Whoa. I wonder what Gakupo showed him this time. Hope it's not one of those rated MA fan stories of Kaito and Len.
8 reads your Fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
About Lily and Haku going out and Rin secretly likes Lily, she just doesn't want to admit it! I suddenly flash a teasing grin towards Rin. "We all know you want Lily all to yourse-" *slap*
9 can't stand 1, so how does she get she revenge when she spills Soda all over her?
Kiss Luka in front of her... Wait, I think I'm the only one who would get jealous over that...
10 starts working at a bar…
And kills the business by telling horrible blah blah blah walkins into a bar jokes. Speaking of which, a blonde and a lawyer walk into a ba-" *shot*
1 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 2.
I pick up my soda and slowly take a sip. Then all of a sudden realization hits me and I spew my drink all over Gakupo. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Luka has penises for fingers?!?!? Since when?!?"
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with her?
HELL YEAH! On second thought... I think I'll bring Haku with me... Along with Luka.
4 and 7 compete on DDR. Who wins?
"Uh... Cul versus Len? I don't know... Cul?"
5 is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
How Miku should lower her lovey doveyness with Luka when they're in public. Otherwise people will die from Negitoro poisoning. Well, at least the nonfans, if any exist, 'cause Negitoro is obviously the only fan based pairing in existence.
7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does she do?
Immediately adds on to her "diary" of flamboyant fiction.
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing she does on it?
Turn it on.
1,3,5,6 each want to kill 4. Why?
Miku wants to kill her because she walked in on Cul on top of Luka with her hands on her boobs, when in reality, Cul fell. Lily because Cul tried to make a move on Haku while they were both drunk. Neru because she spilled beer on her phone. Haku because she's just confused and is just going with the flow.
1 thinks 8 is gay. What’s 8's reaction?
Rin stares at Miku in utter shock and slowly asks, "Are you kidding me?!"
5 and 6 each get accepted into separate rival secret organizations bent on creating a hobo-powered death beam before the other does! WHAT HAPPENS!!
First off... What the fuck? Okay... So Neru would win because she's just epic like that and Haku would lose because... Well... She'd scare away all the hobos by yelling.
1 tries to kiss 2,3,4,5 and 6, do they let her?
Luka will accept. Lily wont, cause she's just not interested in her. Cul is still mad at Miku for kicking her ass over a misunderstanding so Cul will punch Miku before Miku can even get close. Neru would just ignore her and continue texting. And Haku...well let's just say that, if Miku succeeds, a certain blondie would be mad, soooo, no... I think... Ooh! What do you know! Only Luka kissed her! Woohoo! Luka x Miku forever!
7 gets a bazooka and starts shooting at everyone, who will survive?
"The girls. Wonder how he blew himself up."
4 dies, how does 1 and 10 react to it?
"Miku will be secretly celebrating while Gakupo would be passed out from Miku's poddy dance the night before."
MKFan jumped out of nowhere in the middle of the quiz, how does everyone react to it?
"What are you?"
If 2 asked a random question to 10, what would 10 answer?
Lean back, put his hand on his chin, pretend to stroke a beard and say, "Go google it." Luka slaps him and walks away, leaving Gakupo who's mumbling, "It was just payback... You didn't have to hit me..." lying on the floor.
6 is stuck in a cave with a huge monster. There is a sword she can use to fight against it, but it's lying on the other side of a pit of tarantulas and 9's boogers. Does she make a reach for the sword, and can she fight back against the monster?
She continuously taunts it and as soon as it gets close, she grabs its nose and flings it behind her into the pit of giant, ugly, hairy, disgustingly loud bloodsucking tarantulas. Luckily for her, the monster was just an overfed, fat baby.
1, 6, and 7 go to Mulligans to play laser tag. But 7 forgot to call 3 and 4 to tell them they were going. When they get back 7 finally realizes they forgot to call. What is 3 and 4's reaction when 1, 6, and 7 return?
Cul will chastise them before heading off to bed and Lily will still be passed out from a rather "long" night
3 thinks 7 is MADLY in love with her. But 7 likes 9! What is 3's reaction?
She stands frozen in shock at the sight before her. After a second Lily comes to her senses and starts rebuking Len for forcing himself onto Gumi.
6, 8 and 4 are all eating cake. Who poisoned it?
"Neru did, to get revenge on Cul, but didn't think that Haku and Rin would eat it too."
Someone passes out fortune cookies. 2 gets one that says 'The person next to you is evil'. What does 2 do to number 5, who is right next to them?
She shakes her head and believes it must have meant Rin, who is sitting on her LEFT, however she was sorely proven wrong when a bewildered, innocent declaring Neru is found the next day with tuna remains all over her face, hands and couch. Meanwhile a Rin is intricately weaving bananas and banana peals in Len's hair while he's sleeping.
The Nargles are attacking 7 and 8. What does 3 do?
WHAT THE HELL IS A NARGLE!? She'll run away.
Make up an e-mail address for 6
email@example.com yes, there is a government dedicating to watching Negitoro happen.
What would you do if 9 suddenly paid you a visit?
Give her a lollipop and send her on her merry way.
What subject would 1 teach if she were a teacher? Would she be good at it?
Math, probably not.
4 is walking home when she sees a cute fluffy creature, which promptly begins rubbing itself against her legs. Will she kick it away, or take it home?
Take it home and give it to Luka.
If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it?
Make Luka x Miku fans happy.
3 has to marry 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
None, she wants Haku. But... If she absolutely had to choose... It'd be... Gumi.
7 challenges 1 to a staring contest, why? And who wins?
Because Len was forced to by Gakupo. Len loses... And faces a traumatizing experience with Gakupo that... Let's just say, ends with a very sore ass.
If you had to pick a video game character to pair up with 4, who would you choose?
Hmm… I've no idea, I haven't played a whole lot of RPGs... Um... Maybe Riku? Or maybe Larxene. (Kingdom Hearts in case you didn't know).
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
"What the hell happened to you guys?"
"We swear to Dog we're not drunk off of Stan!
"Go away." I slam the door in their faces.
9 and 2 are depressed, why?
Luka had a fight with Miku and Gumi got beat up by Luka because she ate her last can of tuna.
4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Rin tries to hold in her laughter but eventually fails and because of that, Cul punches her in the face.
Think 8 could be a super model?
No, she's too impatient, plus she's got noth-" *slap* "PERVERT!
They all get involved into an epic brawl (not the video game), and only one of them survives, who won?
Luka, because she's secretly ASIAN!
They all get involved in an epic Brawl (the video game), who wins?
Neru, because she's a nerd asshole. Like Seth Macfarlane in A Million Ways to Die in the West.
One of them falls in love with you, which one?
"Screw Miku, Luka's got her eyes on me!"
GENDER SWAP! What happens?
"Damn.. Luka isn't as sexy anymore... I just got a weird image of a guy Luka in Luka's sexy onstage outfit..."
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION!!
"Miku walks away slowly. Luka looks for fish other than tuna to throw at the lion. Lily sits on the couch, watching tv. Cul has a mental freak out and throws herself at the lion. Neru remains calm and calls 911. Haku was still passed out in her room. Len fainted and Rin grabbed her road-roller, Gumi froze. Gakupo just moved between Luka and the lion."
New scenario: 3 is driving down a lonely road with 1 in the back seat. The car breaks down, and they ask to stay at a roadside house. What happens?
A smirk grew on Lily's face, "So, Miku. Never knew you could be so... Loud."
Miku immediately grew beet red and her mouth opened and closed several times before she gave up. A pout grew apparent on her face and she looked to the side with crossed arms, "S-so what if I am?!"
Lily blinked several times in confusion, "H-hey... I-I'm only teasing..."
Another new scenario: imagine 2 has a bride, if she didn't already, and a baby is born. 3 is asked to babysit. What happens?
"Lily let's out her anger after Luka came back. Babysitting pissed her off so much."
If x = 73 then what must X equal? Furthermore, what is the point of this question?
"Well, when Len uses something below his waistline and sticks it in something below Lily's waistline, it equals a little baby named Rin!" The point of this is to teach sex ed.
Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 1?
Haku is too shy... Miku just doesn't fit... "No comment."
1 gets a paper cut. What is the immediate reaction?
"She cries, then blushes when Luka puts her finger in her mouth."
5, 3, 2, and 8 are waiting for the bus.
Write the conversation they have until the bus arrives.
"I don't want to go to school..." Rin complained
"Then just skip." Lily replied, boredom in her voice.
"No way, I'm not skipping, I need to work on my grades."
"Well, whatever, I'm meeting Haku at the station so, I'm skipping."
"Yes, yes, everyone knows you're obsessed with Haku." replied Luka, stating the obvious
"Like you're one to talk, I swear, sometimes I can hear things coming from your room." teased Lily
Luka's face went red, "W-well, at least I'm not a bad influence, trying to keep others from school!"
"Then where's Miku? Did you tire her out last night?" Great, Rin just joined in the teasing.
"S-she's j-j-just sick!"
"Uh-huh, okay, so why exactly is your face beet red again?" Lily teased with a smug grin.
"Hey guys, the bus is here." Neru nonchalantly stated.
Luka sighed with relief. "Even though the bus is here doesn't mean you're safe." Lily smiled devilishly.
"Damn it..." Luka sighed and got on the bus.