Author has written 6 stories for King Kong, Host, Doctor Who, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight.
In General: My name is Josette. I have a couple nicknames like Jo or Jojo or Josie. Some people also call me stupid, but I’m becoming suspicious that is neither a nick nor a pet name. I’m 21, and my cat’s name is Hamburger Phone. I’m a political science major, but you couldn’t keep me from writing even if it meant I’d have to stop breathing. I’m a smarty, but I’m also crazy. Not a good combination. I plan to get a law degree soon and most likely get into politics. Honestly, I used to want to be the next Jennifer Garner. Then I was going to be a rock star. I wanted to be a princess at one point. Next, I wanted to join a clownless circus. I’ve always wanted to be a teacher. Now I just want to save the world. Seeing as we’re in a world that needs saving and all. I guess my plan is to do it one person at a time. Sooooo... Put a smile on yourrr faceeee. Make the world a betta' place. Yeah, I also randomly burst into song and dance. Only...I can't dance.
I have really good grades. Let’s just get that out of the way so I don’t intimidate you. One time, I laughed so hard and for so long that I started crying. I also managed not too long ago to slice my finger opening a door. Not too common, I would think. If you’re a stranger, I don’t talk a lot. Get to know me, you won’t be able to shut me up. At least half the time.
I like lists, and I have a couple relevant ones for here.
1: To Kill A Mockingbird, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Book Thief, Team of Rivals, Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn, Heart of Darkness, Jane Eyre, 1984, Harry Potter series (almost goes without saying), Twilight series, Artemis Fowl series, Phillip Pullman series, A Great and Terrible Beauty series, Eragon series, Inkheart series, The Host, The Chronicles of Narnia.
2: The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, King Kong, Moulin Rouge, Cool Hand Luke, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, August Rush, Under the Same Moon, Love Actually, Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Pianist, Princess Bride, V for Vendetta.
3: Doctor Who, The West Wing, The Daily Show, The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Man vs. Wild, Lost, Alias, Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle.
4: Socks, Llamas, and Whatsits.
5: The Doctor, Atticus Finch (hands down), Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Englehorn, Edward Cullen (duh), Doctor Carlisle Cullen, Batman.
6: Linkin Park, Coldplay, Rise Against, Muse, Kimya Dawson, Dashboard Confessional, No Doubt, Green Day, Blink 182, James Blunt.
7: Blue and pink fishes, purple converses, ballet slippers, candy cane, peace & love, Stewie, rainbow poofs, pirates. A peek into my sock collection.
-All I wanted for my birthday was a Tardis. Did I get one? No. Why? People are selfish, that is why.
-Yale. Or Georgetown. I know, I know. They'd probably regret it once they realized how crazy I am.
-Three words to sum up the burning of the burrow scene: wtf?!
-Do NOT watch The Mummy 3. For the love of God.
As far as I'm concerned, everything is always a work in progress, including myself. Everything stands to be improved. I realize I'm no Mark Twain, but then again, Mark Twain was no me, even if that isn't saying much. I believe in a lot of things. I'm an idealist, but I don't plan to spend my life just talking about things. I'll leave that to those who are good at it. Otherwise, there isn't a lot to say. I'm random. I can be a perfectionist and I can be sloppy. Peace=Love. Golden retrievers over Labradors. It's the principle of the thing. My sister is always stealing my shoes and my headphones. Review are chocolate, as someone very wise once said. I like quotes.
One Frayed Hat: King Kong FF. EnglehornOC. There are three things you need to know about this story. Jo Williams takes skulls as souvenirs. The Captain has blue eyes. And monkeys are the key. Readers of OFH have merit to judge me since the shortening of my name is the same as this character. I won't lie and say her name was not inspired at all by this fact, but I will add that even though it isn't all coincidence, Jo has grown into her name and made it truly her own. Also, I created her. So there. :-)
07/27/2009 Update: Chapter 17 coming soon. As in today if I turn my Slacker button off. Also, will soon be posting outtakes/deleted scenes, if you will.
In Between: The Host FF. Series of one shots that take place between the time Wanda leaves and returns. So far: Melanie, Ian and Jared. Coming soon: Jamie, Wanda. Also: Going to renovate the chapter from Jared's POV. Most people took it as a Jared/Wanda ship, though I never intended it that way. Reading it over though, I can see where they were confused.
Stuff of Legend: Doctor Who FF. Collection of one shots, mostly concerned with the Doctor and Rose, my favorite pairing. Could be Nine or Ten or both. (Not like that, you pervy.) Including appearances by Captain Jack, Donna, Martha, Mickey, Jackie, Pete, Jenny and so on and so forth. Also might, if the muses do so allow, include song fics.
The Beginning: Batman FF. Bruce WayneOC. Plenty of Alfred humor and spilt pickles. Under construction.
For all my readers, thank you so much, and I will hopefully be updating OFH and IB very soon!
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