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Hello out there, For those of you who do not know who I am, I am The New Age Outsider, I Formally Known as the Passé author WarriorKing99, now that I have evolved from my previous way I have done things here, I have now rely on a more Innovative and Invigorating style to the actions I do here in FF .Net, I am here to bring out my New Age. To reject the "traditional" way of my methods to redefine it.
23 Funniest Things to Do
1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
3) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
4) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
5) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
8) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
9) Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
10) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
11) Climb a tree by a sidewalk and talk to people walking by...make sure they can't see you.
12) Make a cardboard car and go through a local drive through, then act as if everything's normal.
13) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
14) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
15) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.
16) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
17) When someone says "Have a nice day!" stare at them and say, "Don't tell me what to do!"
18) Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
19) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
20) Call Pizza hut and ask for a phone number to Dominos.
21) Go to a mall, and Show random people your ID and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
22) Attempt to rob a store with a Nerf gun.
23) Yell out , "Hey! You with the pants on!" And see how meny people turn around.
This is The Outsider with Random Quotes:
T was the night before Christmas, and the dang Obama care still didn't work.
Chess is a racist game, the whites always go first.
Don't lie, cheat, and steal, the government hates competition.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people, with guns.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God didn't work like that, so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it on a fruit salad.
Whenever I fill out an application, I'm the 1st part that says "If an emergency, Notify:" I put doctor. What's my mother going to do?
Vending machine theory; Stuff taste better when it's dropped.
As a wise man once told me; With great power, Comes great electricity bills.
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music.
Fans react to Star Wars rebels:
Fan: Oh boy a new Star Wars show! New characters with the great compelling canon! This is gonna be Awsome! Hey Disney who's gonna be a part of this new Show? Is luke Skywalker there?!
Fan: Oh...ok, well he wasn't the only big name out there, how about the Icon himself, Darth Vader!
Fan: Oh..well I can't imagine Star wars without Darth Vader...how about Obi Wan?
Fan: Princess Leia?
Fan: Han and Chewbacca?
Fan: Emperor Palpatine?
Fan: 3p0 and R2D2?
Fan: Admiral Agbar?
Disney: It's a trap! NO!
Fan: Well Jeez who do you have?!
Disney: We got Asoka Tano!...
Fan: Mother F#ckr!
RIddle Me this:
(I have present a line of riddles for everyone to try and solve, Pm me if you have the answer, and remember, answer one wrong and YOU MUST DIE (not really), but if you answer them all correctly, and you will be put up on my Wall of the wise, who will be first to break the Streak?)
1. What is alive, but dose not breath? And never thirsty, but always drinks?
2. What gose up and never comes down?
3.What is lighter then a feather, but the mightiest warrior can never hold for eternity.
4.What is More worshipped then God, more Evil then the Devil, beggers have it, the wealthy need it, and if you eat it, you'll Die.
5.What creture is harmless, but at the same moment, the most dangerous assassin ever, it is dear to us, but also devour us, it has Murdered kings, burned cities to the grouned, never stops it never fades, and every etempt we kill it, faster and faster, it ends our days.
6.What has Rivers with no water, forests but no trees, and cities but no buildings.
7. What is voiceless but howls, wingless but flutters, toothless but bites, and mouthless but moans.
8.A man is 20 years old in 1980, however, in 1985 he is 15 years old, how is this possible?
9. Is it possible to Rearrange the letters in "New Door" to make one word?
ALL OF THE WISE:
A lot of people may think I'm odd, a lot people think my friends are odd, but let me tell you whats odd;
Odd is the doctor strolling into an all Dalek convention playing laser tag.
Odd is an Italian weirdo kid who's part cat with a bad hair cut and always gets slapped in the face by every girl he meets.
Odd is a forty-year old senor officer who cries himself to sleep every night, who dreams life on the road as a traveling naked contortionists, never returning home, and stopping or braking his stride--unless he saw a T.G.I Friday- every one f*ing loves that place for some reason.
My point is my friends and I are not odd, were warlords- and when you see Warlord on forums, basically RUN!!!