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Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

If you're a boy, Post this under THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND. If your a girl with enough BALLS to repost this, put it under Girls Don't Relize These Things!

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Help Me Out Dean by nsam85 reviews
Set when Dean is living with Lisa and her son Ben. Ben loved it when Dean lived with him and his mom. He never treated him like a baby. They would fish, camp, play ball, and even Dean showed him something about fixing engines. Now that he was a young teen, he knew he was gay, and his fantasy object was Dean. Starts off slow...UNDERAGE! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! NOTHING IS FORCED!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 113,921 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Dean W., Ben B. - Complete
Talk Dirty To Me by onecelestialbeing reviews
Hermione is convinced by a friend to join a website geared towards witches and wizards with an inclination for unconventional socialising. Titillated like never before by mere conversation, she eventually meets this man who has captured her attention, only to have her life changed forever. Written for the lovely TeddyRadiator for the Winter 2013 SSHG Promptfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,697 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Know You Better by Affable as Ever reviews
"Leave them off, sweetheart, your body's old news to me," he raises his glass at me, a kind of cheers or salute, I return the gesture and wriggle free of my tangled pants. I sit only in my shirt and underwear, but neither of us really cares.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,845 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E.
Dean, Interrupted by lindsayd16 reviews
Dean starts to regret not hearing the costs the Mark of Cain came with when he starts hallucinating about Alastair. Sam tries to keep his brother from the deep hole that he is far to familiar with when you see your worst nightmare on a regular basis. Set mid-season nine after Dean acquires the Mark and moves into predictions for season ten. Rated T for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 41,714 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Alastair
Under my Umbrella by TheQuartermasterofTea reviews
The wedding is over and Sherlock is still in love with John, the man he died for; the man he would kill for. He needs someone to love him and so he goes to the only other person he knows FOR CERTAIN can care for a ridiculous man like him. Mylock Holmescest. WARNING: incest!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Magic, Revenge and the Ocean by Takara Phoenix reviews
The Giant War is over, but Percy has trouble dealing with everything and fitting in. So he leaves, wandering around Europe. Where he meets Alabaster again, who tells him that Ethan didn't die during the war but had been teleported away. The problem: Alabaster 'misplaced' Ethan. Percy offers his help. He gets more than he expected. Ethan/Alabaster/Percy slashy threesome with mpreg
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,431 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Alabaster T., Ethan N., Percy J.] Dr. Claymore - Complete
Falling for the Teacher is Never a Good Idea by Helena Hathaway reviews
High School Destiel AU! Dean and his best friend Charlie go on a school trip, where Dean get's picked on by his homophobic classmate named Dick, while dealing with his crush on the student teacher, who's a little... kinky.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,358 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Dick Roman, Charlie B. - Complete
Which One or Both by InLoveWithSlytherinBoys reviews
Dean is having some confusing feelings about a certain angel. Or two. Who will be there to help him through it and who are these mysterious bachelors that have captured our favorite hunters heart. Warnings: Gay, triad, explicit smut, mild fluff
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Balthazar - Complete
Secrets We Keep by Happy Palm Tree reviews
When Wednesday Addams attended Camp Chippewa she changed the lives of everyone there. For Amanda Buckman it turned her whole world upside down sending her down a long dark path of death, destruction, madness and love.
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Wednesday A., Amanda B. - Complete
The Sweetest Sugar by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
Alastair wanted Dean more than a child wanted an ice cream sundae heaping with whipped cream and cherries. However, he knew that his skin would taste better than sugar. Slave AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Alastair, Dean W.] Castiel
Play Pretend by Takara Phoenix reviews
Leo and Percy are moving in together. Nico, Frank and Hazel don't like that. Because the two are moving to Miami. And because they weren't invited to live with their two Greeks. Now let the trio discover what Leo and Percy are hiding. Beware, they're hiding a couple of VERY dirty secrets! Frank/Hazel/Leo threesome and Nico/Percy slash and mpreg, Frazeleo and Nicercy
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,082 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Leo V., Hazel L.] [Percy J., Nico A.] - Complete
Kink war! by BeyondBad1313 reviews
Dean and Castiel have a bit of fun exploring each other's kinks. Includes: vibrating bed kink, shower kink, cowboy kink, hair kink, oral kink, pantie kink, sub cas, and wing kink.This story is full of yummy lemons and contails slight Sabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Comfort in His Arms by DrowningEmbers reviews
"Peeta's dead. My boy with the bread is dead. Then again, I lost him a long time ago..." After Peeta's execution, a grieving Katniss seeks comfort in the arms of her former mentor. But is comfort all that's in store for them...Don't like Haymitch/Katniss pairing, don't read. One Shot
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Haymitch A., Katniss E.
He's Back by justsimplymeagain reviews
With a cut that was too easy for him to make he slide the sharpened blade across the black swirling mass and watched as it poured out onto the corpse and filing his nostrils with sulphur. Pairing: Alastair/Dean/Crowley
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,612 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Dean W., Alastair, Crowley
The Way Phil Coulson Moves by DeathTrapDaisy reviews
Phil rescues Steve from a hostage situation, Steve is unexpectedly turned on when he sees him single handedly clear out the room.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The History of Us by casisabamf reviews
Dean Winchester is not to thrilled to have to take an art history class, but unfortunately he needs it graduate. Good thing the teacher isn't too hard on the eyes. If only he could get over that nervousness. College AU (Posted in parts as written)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Castiel, Dean W.
A Mother's Love by DARecruit reviews
Snow is not happy with Emma once she finds out Emma ordered Mulan to cut down the beanstalk if she wasn't back in 10 hours. Contains disciplinary spanking. If you don't like that sort of thing, please don't read. Tag to S2E6 "Tallahassee"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Emma S., Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
Hogwarts Reads In Remembrance by TheTotallySaneSlytherin reviews
Dumbledore recieved something from the future and they read it in the Great Hall
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Complete
Pictures of You by 7Seven7 reviews
Charming, Snow and Henry go through Emma's childhood pictures and make some surprising discoveries, as well as some disheartening ones. Charming/Emma, Snow/Emma bonding. A curious and mouthy Henry. Family Fluff. Minor, brief mention of child abuse, actual abuse not described. Please Review! Shall I continue?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Emma S., David N./Prince Charming - Complete
Harrys true family by dumbledoresdaughter reviews
13 year old Harry tells Dumbledore of his life at the Dursleys and Dumbledore adopts him. Caution: Spanking included. Reposted the whole story with the help of my beta jadedragon36. hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,770 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Harry P., Albus D.
Wants and Needs by Takara Phoenix reviews
I've wanted to do something different for a change. Set after a fictional ending of the Heroes of Olympus. Jake/Will/Percy, slashy threesome
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,471 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/21/2012 - [Percy J., Jake M., Will S.] - Complete
Severus' Rose Year 1 by WrittenWord1 reviews
It's back! A new formulation of the story I started awhile ago. Snape discovers that "The Girl Who Lived" is his daughter. Will loosely follow the books, but the premise will disrupt canon quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,863 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Paper Football by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Way It Could Have Been by miraleeann reviews
Half way through his first year at Hogwarts Harry meets and is adopted by Sirius. This is a story of how their life could have been together. Spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 213,590 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
With or Without by Kay8abc reviews
Buffy is sick and tired of her life, and she wants her mate. How far will she go to get him? Hint, look carefully at the title. Takes place in season 4 BtVS and season 1 Ats.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,351 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Buffy S., Angelus
Dependence by ObsessiveDevil reviews
James get's ill, and Snape is the only person that can keep him alive. Of course, Snape will only help him for a price. SSJP. Dom!Sev, and Sub!James
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,064 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
The Scedule of Harry Potter by Droopsy Daisy reviews
Harry Potter's day made funny and easy to read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.