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Joined 07-16-12, id: 4132550, Profile Updated: 11-28-12
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments.

I'm not entirely sure what to write on my profile, so here is just some random stuff that probably not many people will find interesting:

I'm a girl

I'm from Australia

I love: FanFiction, reading, writing, my friends, cooking, music, living, tap dancing, sleeping, most of my subjects at school

Favourite books (in no particular order):

Mortal Instruments series, Infernal Devices series, Harry Potter, Vampire Academy, Buffy books, Hunger Games, The Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Hobbit

Favourite TV shows:

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, The West Wing, Welcome Back, Kotter, The Young Ones, Simpsons (doesn't everyone?), Angel, Mock the Week, Spicks and Specks

Favourite music:

The Clash, Ramones, The Smiths, Arctic Monkeys, Jazz greats (Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday etc) , Etta James, The Temptations, The Donnas, The Divinyls, Stray Cats, Brian Setzer (Orchestra), Morrissey, The Cure, Sunnyboys, The Sundays, Clary Brown and the Bangin' Rackettes, Split Enz, Crowded House, Something for Kate, Spazzys, Serge Gainsbourg,

Favourite comedians (coz it's GOOD to laugh):

(Dawn) French and (Jennifer) Saunders, Rowan Atkinson, George Carlin, Adam Hills, Stephen K Amos, heaps more I can't remember.

Thank you for spending 30 seconds of your life that could have been spent sponsoring a child dying of starvation looking at my pathetic Profile page.

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Vacationing in 1878 by J. Voodoo reviews
Simon Lewis' day is pretty ordinary - for an indestructible vampire, that is - until he touches something that belongs to Magnus and is sent back to 1878. Trapped there with no means back to his own time, he realises that he will have to spend the next century and a half with Magnus. Simon Lewis' day sucks. [Set before City of Fallen Angels and Clockwork Princess]
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,190 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Simon L., Magnus B.
Feeder17 by BeneficialAddiction reviews
Spike has just been captured by the Initiative, but instead of giving him a behavioral modification chip, he's given something else; something that will test the limits of his patience and his control, something that will force him to decide exactly what he is willing to do to survive. May eventually earn an M-rating for Spikey goodness ;)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 51,998 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Spike
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Bring Me to Life by Effulgent13 reviews
It's been a month since Buffy's resurrection. She has nightmares every night but refuses to speak to anyone about them. Who would understand? Spike's been living in the basement since her death; he's the only one who can help her. Will Buffy put down her walls and let him in? What will she do when Angel comes to the rescue? Who will she choose?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Angel, Buffy S., Spike - Complete
Parody by LiquidGoldRose reviews
Just some scenes that I made funnier. First chapter I thought of when reading Last Sacrifice. It's just stupidly funny stuff. Sorry for my horrible sense of humour. Please read and review.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,320 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Rose H.
Colliding Worlds by Angel5899 reviews
When Clary Fray runs into trouble behind a bar, a certain golden boy comes to her rescue. But what happens when he finds out Clary's a shadowhunter unknown to the Clave? When Clary finds out her mom and Luke are gone, she search high and low for them, discovering the world rests on her shoulders along with some friends she made.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Jace W., Clary F.
Lost in the Night by chaneldancegrl reviews
Spoilers for Clockwork Prince. Will's still not over Tessa, but can he get over that in time to be Jem's best man at the wedding? And what happens when the wedding goes terribly, terribly wrong? Spoilers for Clockwork Prince. Features Will/Tessa, Tessa/Jem
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Will H., Tessa G.
I Knew A Boy Once by canuwhisper reviews
"I knew a boy once," she explained. / "You and he are similar in…manner, Mr. Herondale." / "Lightwood," Jace snapped. **AU/ After The Mortal Instruments featuring Alec and Jace, Will mentioned. ONESHOT
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Of Monsters by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Spike is killing humans again. He finds that he doesn't care.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Spike - Complete
Another Kind of Potential by kurt.trout reviews
Helen Santos discovers that while she is no longer a Potential, she still has potential.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
Road Trip by SpikeFan4Life95 reviews
Giles informs Buffy of a dangerous artifact in Kansas she must retrieve. The only one who can accompany her? Spike. Buffy and Spike on a road trip together is just a recipe for disastor...and hilarity.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Buffy S., Spike
Eat My Shorts by SpikeFan4Life95 reviews
Willow messes up a spell and the gang get sucked into a portal and dumped out in the 80's, in particular Shermer High School. The Scoobies are in for a huge surprise when they all get slammed with Saturday detention. AU BtVS and tBC
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2012
Off Limits by dayuuuumgirl reviews
After failing Biology, Jace is forced to attend the Institute, a special academy for the mentally retarded. There he meets his tutor, Clary Fray, who is absolutely 100 percent off limits.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Ms Summers Goes To Washington by Beer Good reviews
It's Big Block Of Cheese Day at the White House, and Josh finds himself in a meeting with three crackpots who want money to... slay vampires? What will it take for Buffy to get funding? And how do Giles and Lord John Marbury know each other?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Buffy S., Josh L. - Complete
By Wise Council You Shall Make Your War by Beer Good reviews
In each generation, a Slayer is born. In 1917, that was a young woman named... Bob? Good thing the Watcher's Council have an auxiliary member already in place in the trenches.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete
Ferris Bueller's Day On by Championship Vinyl reviews
We all saw what happens when the gang takes the day off, but what's it like when they actually GO to class? ;D Just a quick oneshot; complete. Read & Review!
Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
I'll Always Remember by Berserker Nightwitch reviews
Buffy and the Scoobies are sent back in time and space to Tulsa, Oklahoma in the 1970s. Spike and Darry both decide which world they truly belong to. Complete summary inside.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Outsiders - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 10/28/2004 - Complete
Donna the Vampire Slayer by Nomad1 reviews
The first in the DtVS series.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Buffy S., Donna M. - Complete
Shadowhunters at Hogwarts - ON HOLD - reviews
Magnus has travelled to Hogwarts to discuss the fate of Harry Potter and the destruction of Lord Voldemort with Dumbledore. What happens when Alec, Jace, Clary and Isabelle decide to follow him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,008 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012