Author has written 130 stories for Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Twilight, Victorious, Treasure Planet, Hunger Games, and Sherlock.
Hi, I'm BlackCat46! :) (Links are at the bottom of the page.)
I'm looking into finding a name for my readers, so if anyone has suggestions, please feel free to tweet your ideas with the hashtag fannames, or DM them to me via Twitter (BlackCatS46), or drop them into a review. I'd love to know what you think.
Couples I ship:
Johnlock. (Sherlock X John)
Fourtris (Tobias X Tris)
The Hunger Games:
Romione (Ron X Hermione)
Drarry/Hinny (Draco X Harry/ Harry X Ginny) (Mood varies)
Ronks (Remus X Tonks)
Derek/Savannah (Just... My feelings.)
Derek/Penelope (OH MY GODS)
Law And Order SVU:
Olivia/Elliot (Like for real, guys, perfect!)
You can just call me Cat, I don't mind.
Bands I like:
My Chemical Romance. (Perfection at its highest.)
Black Veil Brides.
Bowling For Soup.
All Time Low.
Poison. (Old, but gold.)
KISS. (Again, old, but gold.)
The Darkness. (Old, but gold.)
All American Rejects.
Panic! At The Disco.
And many more besides.
Random fact about me: I named my pet after a house elf.
I got these from Random Nerdy Killjoy's profile.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you can tell I have no life!
If you're cold, stand in the corner. They're usually around 90 degrees.
(((((If you wish they put Haymitch's head dive off the stage in the first Hunger Games in the film, copy and paste this onto your profile)))))
That Killjoy is so right, she's almost left.
7 Things Life Tells Me.
1. Walking into walls hurts.
2. Voldemort's parents took the "I Got Your Nose" game a little too seriously.
3. Life is weird, first you grow up, then you want to be a kid again.
4. Has anyone else noticed that Hannah Montana looks a lot like Miley Cyrus?
5. If the people in horror movies listened to to me, they'd still be alive.
6. If you always expect the unexpected then doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
7. 3 out of the 4 voices in my head want to sleep. The other one wants to know if penguins have knees.
The broccoli says "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says "I look like a brain." The banana says "Can we please change the subject?"
I know the voices in my head aren't real, but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Other people walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face!
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I'm not clumsy! Floors hate me, chairs and tables are bullies and walls get in my way!
The important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of someone who does!
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you.
A balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?
My mother told me never to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself, parents, or friends anymore.
Here's a few life quotes you might like. Copy and paste into your profile if anything sounds like you or sounds like you know what it feels like.
I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have friends for that.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing something people say you can't do.
Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.
I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, some I love to stay away from and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
Did you ever notice when you need your keys the most they're always the hardest to find?
Me: For the first time in my life, things seem to be getting better. :) Life: LOL, give me a second! Me: :(
Life is like a TV show, with out a remote control.
I am not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I live my life one weekend at a time. For those two days, nothing else matters, I am FREE!!!
I like life. It's something to do.
I'm not afraid to die, I just don't like the idea of being gone so long!!
Dear mobile phone,
I tell you I hate you, that I want to throw you at a wall and that you're stupid. But no matter how much you wind me up, I will always love you and I don't know what I'd do without you.
On a Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos!
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swanson frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On Sunsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a child's superman costume:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
On a children's fold-away stroller:
On artificial bacon:
On Dum-Dum Lolipop
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
On a coffee cup:
On cheap Peanut Butter:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Catizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): White Rat.
3. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Smicath
4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Blue Cola
5. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Ailmroa
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Sophia
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Coconut
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong): Banana Tornado. (THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!)
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory): Magenta Hook.
11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): CAGTY
Time is a great teacher but unfortunately, it kills all it's pupils.
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Love your enemies, it makes them so mad!!
I didn't trip and fall! I am attacking the floor and I believe I am winning.
Everyone says nothing is impossible. Well, they haven't tried slamming a revolving door.
If at first you don't succeed, hide all evidence that you tried.
A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.
I know that I am intelligent because I know that I know nothing.
The one who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out the mistakes you're making.
Diet rule #1: If no one sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.
Sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see!!
Isn't it a bit unnerving that what doctors do, they call practice?
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy this onto your profile
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile
If you read this, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
Whoever criticizes our generation has quite obviously forgotten who raised it.
People say you can't live without love, but I think that oxygen is more important.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
How many roads must a man walk down before admits he's lost?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
Intelligence is fast chasing me, but so far I'm beating it.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I love every minute of it.
Silence is golden. Too bad nobody's buying.
Lead us not into temptation. Tell us where it is, we'll find it.
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is the only show with a smart blonde and a dumb Asian. :O
What does a blonde ask her blonde friend who just took a pregnancy test? Was it hard? Did you get the questions right?
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited at just two Reviews copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.
If you (try to) sneak books into gym class, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.
If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
Fanfiction is to me what facebook is to others! Copy and paste this to your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star had the same tune.
If you run upstairs to your room right after school to get on your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is bunny. Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. (Do it now).
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
1. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and animal): Black Cat... (Pen name?)
2. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, drink): Magenta Powerade. (Um, what the???)
3. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Choco. (This sounds weird...)
4. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong):Blackberry Flood. (Sweet!)
5. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (colour, pirate accessory): Grey Peg-Leg. (Not bad. Not bad at all.)
You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...
You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.(And his moose head!)
You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling. (More like laughing so hard, my ribs come close to explosion.)
You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina. (And squealing.)
Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant." (Yeah, of course.)
You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding. (Yeah, really want to be stalked by killer ghosts and nutters *sarcasm*)
You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology. (Yeah, random fact-file: ME!)
You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times. (Yeah, but I forgot.)
You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life. (On occasion...)
You think of Mick whenever anyone mentions a scholarship. (And Nina too.)
You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy. (Well, yeah, I guess?)
You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom. (My Perfect Day. Mm, I like that.)
You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with. (Oh yeah!)
You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler. (Of course, I feel so sorry for him.)
You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian. (Not quite, but they have been featured!)
THE HOUSE OF ANUBIS PLEDGE:
I promise to always remember Nina when I solve my next mystery or face my next enemy.
I promise to always remember Patricia when my best friend is in danger.
I promise to always remember Amber when life seems to take a wrong turn.
I promise to always remember Mara when I'm doing school work.
I promise to always remember Fabian when I'm feeling shy or weak.
I promise to always remember Jerome when I'm being threatened.
I promise to always remember Alfie when my parents treat me in a way I don't like.
I promise to always remember Mick when I'm applying for a scholarship.
I promise to always remember Sibuna during my prom, because theirs was taken away from them.
I promise to always keep the secret of the cup of Ankh's hiding place.
I promise to always make sure the world doesn't forget Sibuna.
I promise to always keep the light of Sibuna in my heart and soul.
I promise to always love and cherish House of Anubis with all my heart.
I promise that I will always be a loyal fan of House of Anubis.
Let no man or woman tear this vow asunder!
If books are your life and you absolutely CAN'T live without them then copy and paste this into your profile
If you are NOT like other girls, then copy and paste this into your profile
96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. (I'd be there, laughing myself senseless.)
98 of teens have tried smoking pot. if you are one of the 2 that haven't put this in your profile.
If you are one of the many writers who believe that your stories should garner more attention then your user page, yet still covers their user page with witticisms, quotes and "copy and paste this onto your profile" items, copy and paste this onto your profile
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
I've learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
*HOUSE OF ANUBIS FOREVER!*
Favorite HoA quotes:
"I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." (Fabian Rutter, House of Anubis)
"Leave Her!" Fabian
"Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome
"I got it! Get a different face!" Alfie
"Where's Joy!?" Patricia
"It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor
"It's basically-the apocalypse!" Trudy
"Soon, you'll all be saying the Pledge of Allegiance" Nina
"But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian
"I did not tell you creep!" Jerome
"I'm intrigued and completely frightened at the same time." Mara
"You think I'm a genius!?" Amber
"I think the house...is coming to life." Nina
"Why are you dressed as a duck?"
"What's with the stupid chicken outfit?"Fabian,Amber,Fabian,Mara
"Are you mad?!"
"Fancy a bite?" Alfie
"...Girls in bikinis..." Jerome
"Falls off his chair in amazement (then actually does it)." Alfie
"Fabian! You're a genius! I love you!" Nina
"Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia
"I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber, Jerome's impression(which was SO much funnier)
"Dar dare,dardar dis dall?"Alfie with his wolf mask describing Joy
"Will you go to the prom with me?"
"And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia
"NO! She's the Ice Queen! Icy Queen of Ice!" Jerome
"Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie
"I've got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy
"What are you doing miss Martin." Fabian
"Cruelty, thy name is Amber..." Jerome
"The Bible says always come prepared."
"Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome
"And the plot thickens, as they say." Jerome
"I'm not scared of you!"
"Hello Victor, Sweetie here."
"I hate it when the house talks..." Amber
"Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie
"Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber
"I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...AHA!" Patricia
"You genius, genius, genius girl, you!" Fabian
"Mick's a meat-head." Jerome
"It's...girly stuff...that girls use...I can be really...girly at times..." Patricia
"Weird taste in films you got..." Nina
"Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome
"Even Harry Potter didn't go till he was eleven..." Mara
"You got it!" "
"It would be the American, wouldn't it?" Jerome
"Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia
"Indeed you do Alfie, indeed you do!" Jerome
"Amber what's witht the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian
"You wanted to be school rep, so I made sure you were. Welcome to politics!" Mick
"Curiouser and curiouser..." Jason
And pretty much everything EVER said in the show!!!
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we don't have cookies?
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
Reasons For Jara
1. Mara brings out the best in Jerome
2. Jerome is willing to do actually kind things for her
3. Jerome is obviously ridiculously in love with her
4. Mara deserves way better than stupid meathead Mick
5. They just look plain good together!!!!!!
Copy and paste to your profile if you agree!!!!!
You're welcome, :D.
One person's crazy is another person's normal.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
80% of young teenage girls think Zac Efron is HOT, if you're one of the 20% who shake their heads sadly and dismissively, paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
there were 3girls
They were looking through peoples
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that I'm looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man you're starting to scare the heck out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Man just block him
The girl: OK, you think he's
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldn't really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, you're alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think I'm going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever let's just go upstairs trust me I doubt he's really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for
Now! I used House Of Anubis for this one. List ten of your fave characters in random order.
7. Mr Sweet
Have you ever read a four/ ten fic?
Patricia and Jasper? No... I'm not actually sure I want to...
If 2 got 3 pregnant, what would you do?
Eddie got Jerome pregnant? Is it wrong that that sounds both very disturbing and highly hilarious?
6 and 8 are in a happy relationship. 6 dumps 8 for 2. 8, brokenhearted, has an unhappy relationship with 7, goes on a date with 9 then follows the wise advice of 1 and finds a happy relationship with 10 while 5 sits there and eats popcorn as if it was all a movie.
Alfie and Trudy are in a happy relationship. Alfie dumps Trudy for Eddie. Trudy, brokenhearted, has an unhappy relationship with Mr Sweet, goes on a date with Victor then follows the wise advice of KT and finds a happy relationship with Jasper while Joy sits there and eats popcorn as if it was a movie? Is it so wrong that I find it funny as well as disturbing?
10 is running around like a nutter. 7 and 2 are watching. 8 and 9 come in. 9 falls about laughing while 8 moves 7 and 2 out. 5 comes in and kisses 10 while 8 watches. Then 4 comes and dances with 8 while 1, 6 and 3 laugh like idiots at the crazy scene before them. Put in a title.
Jasper is running around like a nutter. Mr Sweet and Eddie are watching. Trudy and Victor come in. Victor falls about laughing while Trudy moves Mr Sweet and Eddie out. Joy comes in and kisses Jasper while Trudy watches. Then Patricia comes and dances with Trudy while KT, Alfie and Jerome laugh like idiots at the crazy scene before them. Wow, that's pretty funny. Uh... The Evil Workings of Ms Denby, Rufus Zeno and Senkhara.
Have you ever written a 6/2 fic?
Alfie/Eddie? No, but I might, just for a laugh.
Have you read a 1/5/7 fic recently?
KT, Joy, Mr Sweet? No? Are there any fan fictions about that particular group?
9 and 10 have an argument over how 8 treats 4 and 5. 8 walks in and looks at the scene before her. She gasps and 9 and 10 walk toward her. She runs and falls into the arms of 7. 7 screams, thinking he is under attack. 3 picks 8 up and asks if she's OK. Then 9 and 10 panic and 3 joins in the argument while 4, 5 and 8 walk off to go shopping.
Victor and Jasper have an argument about how Trudy treats Patricia and Joy. Trudy walks in and looks at the scene before her. She gasps and Victor and Jasper walk toward her. She runs and falls into the arms of Mr Sweet. Mr Sweet screams, thinking he's under attack. Jerome picks Trudy up and asks if she's OK. Then Victor and Jasper panic and Jerome joins the argument while Patricia, Joy and Trudy walk off to go shopping? Uh, why are they arguing?
Because they're jealous.
They want to be the ones she takes shopping, d'uh.
OK? So I think that it's a little stranger now. But other wise, LOL!!!
Have you ever written a 1/3/9 fic?
What, a KT, Jerome and Victor fic? Like a love triangle? He he, that's both funny and kinda disturbing. Who fancies who?
3 fancies 1, 1 fancies 9 and 9's in love with a raven, but the raven loves 3.
Jerome fancies KT, KT fancies Victor and Victor's in love with Corbierre but Corbierre loves Jerome? That is one sick thing. Is it so wrong to find this amusing?
Give a title for this story.
A seriously mental bad dream.
The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves VERY well.
In grammar class the teacher asks her pupil "When you sing you say 'I sing.' What do you say when your brother sings?" "'Shut up, you are a terrible singer.'"
New year resolutions you can actually keep! Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more. Go shopping more often. Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers. Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits. Do less exercise and watch more TV.
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone!!
There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.
The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.
The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $50.00.
The blonde put the $50 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is the answer?"
The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.
Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Ugh, I can't get in the car."
The second blonde replies "Keep trying, it's looks like it's going to rain and the top is down."
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying not to lose a thought.
An evil genie captured a brunette a redhead and a blonde. He banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed them to take one thing each.
The brunette took a canteen so that she wouldn't die of thirst. The redhead took an umbrella to keep the sun off. The blonde took a car door so that if it got too hot out she could roll the window down.
Amber Millington: HEY! She should have taken a magazine or a change of clothes! Or mascara!
On with the profile. (I am not prejudiced at all. I am not trying to be mean.)
What's black and blue and brown?
A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.
How do you get a redhead to argue with you? Say something.
How do you get a redhead's mood to change? Wait 10 seconds.
Who on this site knows any more brunette/redhead jokes? Or has made them up? Anything?
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There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
Now follow this carefully...it
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
This is scary!
The phone will ring right after you repost!
Did you know...
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted.
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Just a few of my favourite quotes from The Hunger Games/Catching Fire/Mockingjay (movies and books):
Katniss: Hey, wanna see what I got you?
Prim: (takes pin) What is it?
Katniss: It's a mockingjay. It's to protect you. And as long as you have it, nothing bad will happen to you.
Katniss: (stabs table)
Effie: That is mahogany!!
Haymitch: Well, look at you. You just killed a placemat.
Rue: Will you sing?
Katniss: Deep in the meadow, under the willow, a bed of grass, a soft green pillow...
Peeta: See, Katniss, the way the whole "friend" thing works is, you have to tell me the deep stuff.
Katniss: The deep stuff?
Peeta: Yeah, like... What's your favourite colour?
Katniss: Oh, well, now you've stepped over the line.
Peeta: (laughs) Seriously, though, what is it?
Katniss: Green. What's yours?
Katniss: Like Effie's hair?
Peeta: (chuckles) No. Not that orange. More like a, uh, a sunset orange.
Katniss: Finnick Odair, right?
Haymitch: Right. He won his Games at fourteen. Youngest ever. Extremely humble.
Katniss: You're kidding, right?
Haymitch: Yes, I'm kidding. He's a peacock. A total preener.
Effie: Pretty, pretty, pretty. Oh, Katniss, they are going to adore you. Now, there are a lot of sponsors in the audience, so just be yourself. Actually, be your happier self.
Johanna: A wedding dress?
Katniss: Snow made me wear it.
Johanna: Make them pay for it.
Katniss: Where did you get that?
Finnick: Where do you think? Duck.
Wiress: Tick tock!
Katniss: Tick tock. The arena, it's a clock. It's a clock! Wiress, you're a genius!
Peeta: Oh, no. It costs a lot more than your life. To murder innocent people? It costs everything you are.
Katniss: Finnick? Maybe some pants?
Finnick: (whips off hospital gown) Why? Do you find this distracting?
Katniss: I'm only human, Odair.
Boggs: (in response to Gale's uniform) Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.
Katniss: (live on telly) Fire is catching! And if we burn, you burn with us!
Haymitch: (to Katniss) While I was waiting... I ate your lunch.
Finnick: It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.
Johanna: (to Katniss) Your cousin's not afraid of me. (to Gale) Are you, gorgeous?
Johanna: Fine. I'll train. But I'm going to the stinking Capitol even if I have to kill a crew and fly there myself.
Katniss: Probably best not to bring that up in training. But it's nice to know I'll have a ride.
Finnick: (in response to Peeta) Oh, Peeta... Don't make me sorry I restarted your heart.
Haymitch: (to Katniss) What is it, sweetheart? More boy trouble?
Peeta: You love me, real or not real?
Link to song in The Ghost Of Anubis House: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw
Link to Nina's wedding dress in Jerina: /2304-new-arrive-hot-bride-white-wedding-dress-wedding-gown-bridal-dress-short-sleeve-bridal-gown-wh033.html
House of More One Shots Prom clothes:
Link to Mara's prom dress:
Link to Joy's prom dress:
Link to Patricia's prom dress:
Link to Willow's prom dress:
Link to KT's prom dress:
Link to Eddie's prom outfit:
Link to Alfie's prom outfit:
Link to Mick's prom outfit:
Link to Fabian's prom outfit:
House Of Anubis, Season 3:
Link to Nina's Bridal Outfit:
Link to Fabian's Wedding Suit:
Link to Patricia's Bridesmaid Dress:
Link to Joy's Bridesmaid Dress:
Link to Mara's Bridesmaid Dress:
Link to Amber's Maid Of Honour Outfit:
Link to Alfie's Best Man Outfit:
Link to Amber's christening dress set:
1. If someone asks "Is this OK?" You say...?
Trey Songz: Simply Amazing. (OK???)
2. How would you describe yourself?
Mark Johns My Perfect Day. (Just... no.)
3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
Katy Perry: Firework. (Uhh...)
4. How do you feel today?
Karmin: Brokenhearted. (Not really... :/ )
5. What is your life's purpose?
Kristen Bell: Do You Want To Build A Snowman? ( WHAT?!)
6. What is your motto?
Sick Puppies: White Balloons. (No comment)
7. What do your friends think of you?
Britney Spears: Baby, One More Time. (Oh my God... No. Just no.)
8. What do you think of your parents?
Aqua: Barbie Girl. (Oh, nooooo!!! Absolutely not!!!)
9. What do you think about very often?
Sick Puppies: All The Same. (Sometimes.)
10. What is 22?
Taylor Swift: Back To December. (If you say so...)
11. What do you think of your best friend?
Little Mix ft. Missy Elliot: How Ya Doin'. (Yikes... Have we had an argument?)
12. What do you think of the person you like?
Sick Puppies: Odd One. (Aww... Are they always alone?)
13. What is your life story?
Victorious: It's Not Christmas Without You. (Aw!)
14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Leon Thomas III and Victoria Justice: Countdown. (Should I be happy?)
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Maroon 5: One More Night. (Wow... Problems?)
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Katy Perry: Teenage Dream. (I sincerely hope not!)
17. What will they play at your funeral?
Katy Perry: California Girls. (OK-ish, I guess. :/ )
18. What is your hobby/ interest?
Fairground Attraction: Perfect. (I'm not a perfectionist... :D )
19. What's your biggest fear?
Robson and Jerome: What Becomes Of The Brokenhearted. (Gulp...)
It is official. The soundtrack of me is a messed up soundtrack.
If you want to see my more random real life thoughts, I am on Tumblr as emo-girl-in-the-tardis and on Twitter as (@)BlackCatS46 so feel free to tweet, DM or post to me.
Hope you enjoy the stories now that you've read my insanely long bio! :D