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Author has written 4 stories for Pokémon, Invader Zim, Danny Phantom, and Wreck-It Ralph.

I am a rabid fangirl. That means I am into so many fandoms I lose interest in some rather quickly. I will be willing to talk about almost any fandom I have favorited a fanfic for, but I'm not always that familiar with the ins and outs of the fandom. Sometimes I may only be a fan because of the internet and might not have seen a single episode or movie, like with the Avengers; Batman the Animated Series; or Star Trek. Usually, if I favorited a fic with pairings, I ship those pairings, with the sole exceptions of any and all Avengers fics as I find myself being VERY open with that pairings in that fandom. As someone on DeviantArt said once, Avengers just needs 7-way pairings. I'm probably boring you now so here's some copy and paste's to enjoy. Feel free to drop me a PM, but be warned that I take forever to reply. All fics are on permanent hiatus until further notice.


I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the kid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of there free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Zakmaniac, Apricot0194, PerryRocks, SecretMarial


YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box. You played with Hotwheels as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to highschool football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. (As long as they aren't showing my underwear O_O) It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink a lot. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/more than one hour to shoer, get dresses, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (A lot more..) You care about what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. You used to play with dolls as a kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything.

Total: 3

I always thought I was a tomboy. This proves it.


Why do we sleep in church,

but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God,

but so easy to Gossip?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it so easy to read Sports Illustrated?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook wall post,

yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are the amount of churches getting smaller,

but bar and club numbers growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, because you think you'll get laughed at?

Would you have opened this if it said... Read This In Gods Name?

80 % of you won't repost this.


Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

...And you just tried to sing the songs, to see if it was true


If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile


If you've ever wondered what it is like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile


If songs stick in your head, c/p this onto your profile


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.


If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. ((wait, it became cool?))


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actually Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is when you politely inform Allen Walker that people call you the evil vegetable too. Crazy is you have a argument in your head and you lose.Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series.Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you ! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. (yeah...don't ask...) .Crazy is getting caught dancing the mambo to your favorite song with your dog.Crazy, is when you start yelling that the mall Santa is the Millennium Earl in disguise.Crazy is when you start laughing maniacally in the middle of the night.(Sleep talk!) Crazy is when you LOVE REGULAR SHOW!!!!!, crazy is when if you pretend to talk to your imaginary friends in middle school and up, or if you pretend there is more than one you in your body/mind, If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.


If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.


Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.


Normal is SO overrated. If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are a cat lover, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think Twilight is just another Book series, and it annoys you that people are going berserk about it


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.


The girl you just called fat?She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs. The Boy you just called stupid? He has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night. There's a lot more to people than you think. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will


You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say "advanced."

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say "The Song that Never Ends." We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say chihuahua. We say "MADNESS!!!!"

You say, "Listen very, very, very, very, very, very, very, VERY carefully!" We say, "Whut?"

You say UFO. We say Voot Cruiser.

You say, "WE'RE DOOMED!!!" We say, "YAAAAYYY!!!"

You say bumblebee. We say EVIL DEATH BEE.

You say police car. We say, "PATHETIC! PATHETIC EARTH VEHICLE!!!"

You say Domino's. We say Bloaty's.

You say McDonalds. We say McMeaties.

You say School. We say Skool.

You say, "Hey, guys! GUYS!" We say, ""My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My, my-my Tallest! My Ta-a-a-l-lest! Hey! Hey! Hey, over here, my Tallest! MY TALLEST! Hey, it's me! LOOK AT ME! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest?"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you are obsessed with reciting Gir quotes all the time copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list:INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, AlmightySmallestMizena, Nicky0, SecretMarial


If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, GirsWaffles22, AlmightySmallestMizena, Nicky0, SecretMarial


If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.


If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.


If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character (not necessarily a sick dream), copy and paste this into your profile.


Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.


If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear baiting, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile


If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.


If Justin Bieber went missing 95% of girls would die, 4% would celebrate, and I would be the 1% poking my new cell mate with a spoon.


If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdrawl copy this into your profile!


98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.


If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile.


Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.


Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.


Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!


If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.


If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.


If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.


"When all else fails, blow it up."


If you like Invader Zim and are not a goth, emo, or any other kind of dark person, copy and paste this on your profile.


If you don't just watch IZ just for Gir, copy and paste this on your profile.


Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the trinity; God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


Chuck Norris made a snowman... Out of rain
Chuck Norris was an only child... eventually
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the shin, the result is known today as a giraffe
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, hence why there are no signs of life
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor... Never slap Chuck Norris


COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said,
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,
when I grew up I was BLACK,
when I'm sick I'm BLACK,
when I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
when I'm cold I'm BLACK,
when I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
when you are born you're PINK,
when you grow up you're WHITE,
when you're sick, you're GREEN,
when you go in the sun you turn RED,
when you're cold you turn BLUE,
and when you die you turn PURPLE.
and you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!


A girl and a boy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself. It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that half way down the road, the guy knew his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her give him a big hug and tell him one last time she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live even if he died. Now that is a true man. One that would give his life, for the woman he truly loves.


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Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

A One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE


Johnny Brought A Gun To School

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"


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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination


If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’


"Mommy, I colored your sheets with lipstick!" With anger, she starts to hit her child 'til he was unconscious. Then she regrets what she has done and, crying, says to her child "Please open your eyes." But it's too late, his tiny heart had stopped ...beating...When she walked to the bedroom, the sheet said "I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you’re against Child Abuse. :'(


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any :

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.


If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile


If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile


If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.


If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.


If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!


Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.


Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity


92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.


If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.


If your friends are as weird and maybe(if possible) weirder then you then copy this onto your profile.


If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, SecretMarial.


If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, SecretMarial.


If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, and you're getting tired of the people who are, copy this and paste it onto your profile.


If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.


If you love animals as much as I do, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.


If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile


Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile.


If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile.


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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


If you can't stop putting these things on your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!


If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.


If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!


If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile.


If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

On a can of cashews:
Warning: May contain cashews.
(Really? I never would have guessed!)

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels


Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile. DENY THE DRUGS! DENY THEM!


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Long live Danny Phantom! Revive the series, Nickelodeon, FOR THE GOOD OF THE PEOPLE!


98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.


You know you watch too much Invader Zim When:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'!


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(-.-) This is Nailbunny copy and paste and Nailbunny will always be with you X3


Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "OWNED!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God


('.') Copy and paste Bunny
('')_('') on your info to help him gain
world domination.


WHICH IZ CHARACTER ARE YOU?

Zim:

() You hate humanity.

() Your friend is like an "evil" henchman to you.

() You are often picked on.

() You are allergic to many "substances".

(x) You like waffles.

() You have tried to make a secret base in your basement.

() You find many American customs stupid.

() You fear Santa's "jolly boots of doom".

() You have "skin conditions".

() Your "evil plans" are often stopped by your own stupidity.

1/10 for Zim.

Dib:

() You are often told you have a big head.

() You deny #1.

(x) You believe in ghosts.

(x) You believe in aliens.

(x) You love the paranormal.

(?) You have OCD. (Obsessive Compulsive Dib!)

(x) You are often picked on.

(x) You wear glasses.

() You hate walnut-eating moose.

() You believe that your teacher is so old that the school was built around him.

5/10 for Dib.

Gaz:

(x) You are a gamer.

() You believe that your brother is crazy, but you know that he is right.

(x) You believe in aliens, you just don't think they are a serious threat.

() When you are in a bad mood, people might want to stay away.

() People have asked if you are a goth.

() You have weird hair.

() A boy has stalked you, calling you honey and sweetie.

() You like threatening people, and then carrying out the threat.

(x) You love junk food, like pizza, but you never seem to get any fatter.

() You hate humanity and the world.

3/10 for Gaz.

GIR:

(x) When you are hyper, you cause destruction.

() Your best friend is kind of like your boss.

() No matter how many times you are corrected, you call people Mary.

(x) You have a serious "mode", you just never stay on it.

() You love (non-walnut-eating) moose.

() You love pigs.

(x) And squirrels.

() When a friend is in need, you are often no help.

(x) You aren't... mature... for your age...

() You cry easy, then stop crying easy.

4/10 for GIR.

Dib. The only interactive human in the list. I'm more like Gir...


Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: In Zim's base playing Rock band with him, Gir, Dib, and Gaz.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: Not interested

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gir.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: I really don't pay much attention to any of them besides Zim, Gir, Gaz, Dib, Mimi, and Tak.

5. Your Favourite IZ Episode?

My Answer: ... CAN'T DECIDE OHMYGOSH!!!

6. Your Favourite IZ Character?

My Answer: Gir!

7. Favourite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple.

8. Zim walks up to you , what do you do?

My Answer: Invite him over and if he says no, bribe him with strawberry soda.

Zim:"Wouldnt I be in Pichu form sitting on your sholder or somwhere nearby?"

This questionare doesn't know that.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: I use magic to make more and take Zim, Dib, Gir, and Gaz.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: I don't get stranded. I use purple portals to go to another dimension.

Dib:"Portals shut down."

I BLAME PERRY! Everyone got stranded.

12. Favourite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ZaGr and DaTr.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)

My Answer: I would be in my Irken form drinking root beer and telling the Tallest some funny Zim-epic-fail moments

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: See 1 aand 13.

Favorite IZ quote:

My Answer: Any time when Zim tells Dib what he's doing and adds 'but you'll never know.' Then Dib says 'But you just told me.' and Zim screams 'LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!

16. Favourite Zim Moment?

My Answer:

7. Favourite Dib Moment?

My Answer:

18. Favourite Tallest Moment?

My Answer: In 'Walk for your lifes' where Purple askes "Is that everyone?" Or something along those lines and Red answers "Well there is Zim but I think he stoped liveing." Then they call him and there is the giant explosion and Zim, being 'xploded!

19. Favourite GIR Moment?

My Answer:

20. Favourite Random Moment?

My Answer:'


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost


Theese next two are some of those 'post or else so-and-so will kill you in your sleep'. Me, I'm paranoid so I do them anyway. Just a warning...


About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them.

THEY HURT HER

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.


A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


50 WAYS TO ANNOY EVIL DAN PHANTOM

1. Put his hair out.
2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.
3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.
4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”
5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.
6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.
7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.
8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.
9. Sharpie out his emblem.
10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.
11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.
12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.
13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.
14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss
15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.
16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.
17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.
18. SHAVE THE MULLET!
19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.
20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.
21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.
22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.
23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?
24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.
25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"
26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self
27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny
28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.
29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.
30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.
31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"
32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.
33. Tell Valerie where he lives.
34. Mock his teeny little goatee.
35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.
36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.
37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.
38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!
39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.
40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.
41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!
42. Get him a cat.
43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”
44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.
45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"
46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.
47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck
48. Tickle him.
49. Wash his suit with red clothes.
50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.


50 WAYS TO ANNOY VLAD

1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"
2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.
3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.
4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.
5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs
6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"
7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"
8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".
9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme
10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"
11. Remind him to get a cat.
12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.
13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"
14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.
15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.
16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.
17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"
18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.
19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.
20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)
21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.
22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.
23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.
24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.
25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.
26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.
27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.
28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.
29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.
30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.
31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.
32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”
or:
b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"
34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"
35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.
36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.
37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.
38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.
39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.
40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.
41. Cut off his ponytail.
42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty
b)Disney Princesses
c) The Mickey Mouse Head
d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)
e) Danny's Face
f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.
44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"
45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.
46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"
47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.
48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"
49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.
50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.


You know you’re obsessed with Danny Phantom when...

You don't trust old lunch ladies.

Every time you see your breath fog you think you have a ghost sense.

You know what Esperanto is.

You know a few Esperanto words.

You've ever tried to shoot ecto-blasts out of your hands

Every time you hear the name Vlad you think of Plasmius(Kinda ruins the Chronicles of Vladimir Tod)

You've gone looking for ghost portals

You want to dye your hair white

You know the theme song by heart

You can quote parts of/entire episodes.

You threw a fit when you heard the show was being cancelled

You cried when Phantom Planet ended

Pssh. 'nuff said.

You know what an Ultra-recyclo vegetarian is.

You've spent hours in a room full of boxes to wait for the Box Ghost

You know the importance of Emergency Ham

You think hazmat suits rule

You run when you hear someone say "I want to go to the ball!"

You don't go near beauty pageants.

It's not Eragon, its Aragon.(But I love the books!)

You like red berets

You check your virus scanner to see if it found Technus

You can't watch Men in Black without thinking of the Guys in White

You've tried to capture things in a thermos

You named your dog Cujo

You were excited when you turned 14

You searched Google maps for Amity Park

You freaked out when you found out there was a Fenton street

Whenever you get Frootloops you search the box for Vlad

When you're shocked you shout out a book title

You've tried to walk through walls

You always carry an orange with you in case the Ghost Writer attacks

You don't want locker 724

You support Frog's Rights(let them live! but discecting rats is ok)

You don't like biker dudes(yeah but for a totally other reason added to this one)

You know what a Fake-out Make-out is.(yup)

You've had a Fake-out Make-out.(O.0)

You bought the bat with the word Fenton on it

You constantly check to make sure shadows aren't following you

You can't go to the circus without looking around for mind controlled ghosts

You think the term is mouse-meat, not mincemeat

You know what Pandora's Box REALLY is.

You never eat oatmeal at camp

You tried to turn your dad's fishing pole into a Fenton Fisher

You misspell the name of the first movie in the Star Wars saga

You know the difference between Danny, Dan, and Danni.

You screamed "FINALLY!" when Danny kissed Sam in Phantom Planet

You know never to use flour sacks with smiley faces on them to make cookies

You know Roosevelt's famous saying about fear

You get King Tuck confused with King Tut

You've shouted "I'M GOING GHOST!" in a crowd full of people

You've tried to fly

You've had Danny Phantom withdrawals

You have a notebook with pages of failed attempts to draw Danny's logo (Naw, I can draw it. I can also draw Danny!)

You spazzed when you found out Danny Phantom was on DVD

Gonna catch 'em all is no longer a Pokémon phrase(No! Pokémon is too awesome! It belongs to both!)

You made plans to start a mad mob and head for Nick studios

You went on the Danny Phantom ride at Kings Island

You named your cat Maddie

You think the term 'ghost' is a bit insensitive. You prefer the term 'ecto-American.'

Normal peoole draw smiley-faces in fogged up windows, you draw the DP symbol


Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!


If you're pretty sure you have doubles, even triples, of some copy and pastes, but are too lazy to go through and check, copy and paste this to your profile


Danny Phantom is on Nick-toons, channel 144 for Brighthouse. Comes on at like 5 in the morning. And sometimes not even then... Get a DVR!


Paraprosdokians-

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it...

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me

MOO... I'm a fish

Silence is Golden, Duck tape is Silver

Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do

Love isn't about joy, it's about endurance

Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde


Funny Quotes

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Be a loser! Because being cool is so overrated!

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

"I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!" -Stewie Griffin

"You know, I do not think that means what you think it means." Inigo Montoyez

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day but set the man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

It's all fun and games until the other person loses their mind

It's all fun and games till the cops show up

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think its Colin.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'

It is wise to walk a mile in a man's shoes before judging him... That way you're a mile away and you have his shoes.

"If you are good you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good you will get out of it."

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib."

"Always listen to experts- they'll tell you confidently what can't be done and why. Then go ahead and do it."

"After all is said and done a heck of a lot more is said than done."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Happiness is your dentist telling you "it won't hurt a bit," and then he catches his hand in the drill."

"The good news is that you may have screwed up my past and created my present but you have no control over my future."

Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore.

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

If the grass is greener on the other side, you can bet the water bill is higher.

War is God's way of teaching Americans about geography.

Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Those who fail history class are doomed to repeat it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

People who say it can't be done should not interrupt those of us who are doing it.

Write only if you cannot live without writing. Write only what you alone can write.

You can't wait for inspiration; you have to go after it with a club.

You don't write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

Asking a writer what he thinks about criticism is like asking a lamppost what it thinks about dogs.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

SARCASM is just another free service I offer.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I'm not ALWAYS late. Sometimes I just don't show up.

You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Education is important; school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

Don't follow in my footsteps; I tend to walk into walls.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people who ask questions.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Trying is the first step toward failure.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Dream big dreams, because little dreams have no magic.

Ooooo...a life. Where can I download one?

I apologize, do you want me to mean it too?

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the heel that crushes it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation

"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That's not GOD…it's a MAGLIGHT!" Tony V.

Fake is the new trend. I guess everyone's in style.

So what I've got a smile on, but it's hiding the quiet superstitions in my head.

Yes I may be smiling, but I'm secretly laughing at your face.

I didn't say that it was your fault…I said I was going to blame you.

I'm the person your mother warned you about.

If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Do not disturb I'm disturbed enough already

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.


I am the girl that gets lost in thought and runs into a pole.

I am the girl that fit in better at Irk, or any Anime or Manga, Pallet Town, City park zoo, or even Bikini Bottom, then at my school.

I am the weird girl who dresses like she does not care (and really does not care), and acts strange.

I am the girl who has never stayed up all night. I am the girl that blurts out random things, at the wrong time.

I am the girl that never watches things like American Idol.

I am the girl that wants a kindle, not a cell phone or music player.

I am the girl that asks you the same thing for seven days before remembering she already asked you that.

I am the girl that would rather talk about Pokemon, or Invader Zim, or POM, or anime and manga, then singers.

I am the girl that sticks up for people like Justin Beiber, saying things like "He is not a bad singer, I am just not crazy about him. You have no right to be mean like that, or say he is gay. He is PERFECTLY normal."

I am the girl that stick up for people, when no one else does.

I am the girl that likes Twilight, and is always telling people that it is a good book series, and that she is on Team Bella, and that she is not INSANE about it.

I am the girl that judges people by who they are, not by their looks.

I am the STRANGE girl that says gay people have rights too, and to stop making gay jokes.

I am the girl that has a speech problem, that everyone thinks is SO FUNNY.

I am the girl that enjoys being who I am.

I have a special power. I know that the people that like me, are the ones that can look inside a person.

I am proud to be "That one strange kid." Because I , am ME. Something nobody can copy.


One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class who was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? I thought to myself. He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I just shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, "Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives."

He looked at me and said, "Hey thanks!"

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends, and he said yes. We hung out all weekend, and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, "Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscle with this pile of books everyday!" He just laughed, and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors, we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown, and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, and that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor, and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation, and I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Sometimes, I was even jealous!

Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, "Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach . . . but mostly your friends . . . I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story."

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later, and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. "Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable." I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture, you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices. You can either, 1. Put this on your profile. Or 2. Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.
'Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.'


Homophobia and You

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


My name is Auntie Sue. I am the Fanfic Pitfall Patrol Officer. You have violated the Territory of Plotlessness, have trespassed in the Mary Sue Zone, and have insulted the Grammar Police. Your Random Shifts of POV have been observed by satellite. Your Tense Inconsistencies have broken the Coherency Laws. Your lack of Formatting has committed crimes against the Readability Resolution. You are under arrest for the Murder of the English Language.

Your RIGHTS will now be read to you. . .

You have the Right to remain Silent. Anything you write can and will be held against you in a Court of Fiction.

You have the Right to a Beta. If you cannot find a Beta the Flamers Of All That Is Living will find one for you.

You have the Right to a Public Trial. Your writing can and will be judged mercilessly by the People. (Some of which, no doubt, believe themselves to be your superiors.)

You have the Right to a Delete Button. No one else is to blame for what you say in public.

If you have a problem with any of this, please remember that this is how life works.

Life is an Illusion. Fanfic even more so.

- If you belong to the Anti-Sue Club, copy and paste this to your profile.


HOW COULD YOU? - By Jim Willis, 2001

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy.

Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I b ecame their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway.

There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog ," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.
Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family, " but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar as he screamed "No, Daddy! Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the 2 nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago & made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads & asked "How could you?"

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days.

As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured "How could you?"

Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her . It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

A Note from the Author: If "How Could You?" brought tears to your eyes as you read it, as it did to mine as I wrote it, it is because it is the composite story of the millions of formerly "owned" pets who die each year in American & Canadian animal shelters. Please use this to help educate, on your websites, in newsletters, on animal shelter and vet office bulletin boards. Tell the public that the decision to add a pet to the family is an important one for life, that animals deserve our love and sensible care, that finding another appropriate home for your animal is your responsibility and any local humane society or animal welfare league can offer you good advice, and that all life is precious. Please do your part to stop the killing, and encourage all spay & neuter camp aigns in order to prevent unwanted animals.


Please pass this on to everyone, not to hurt them or make them sad, but it could save maybe, even one, unwanted pet.

Remember...They love UNCONDITIONALLY.

NOTE FROM DOC: For the love of all that is sweet and just in this world, TRY to find your pet a good home before dumping them in a shelter! They love us, are loyal to us and are truer friends than any two legger could be! They give us so much; PLEASE TRY TO RETURN THE FAVOR!! If you want to save at least one unwanted pet, copy and paste this into your profile!!


this next one is for ALL people who support your country's troops

you stay up for 16 hours. we stay up for days on end.

you take a warm shower to help you wake up. we go a week without running water.

you complain of a 'headache' and call in sick. we get shot at as others are hit and we keep moving forward.

you talk about your buddies that aren't with you. we know we may never see any of ours again.

you complain about how hot it is. we wear our heavy gear, not daring to take off our helmet to wipe our forehead.

you get mad at your waiter for getting your order wrong. we don't get to eat today.

your mad that class got held over 5 minutes. we're told we will be held over an extra 2 months.

you roll your eyes when your baby cries. he gets a letter with pictures of his new baby and wonders if they'll ever meet.

if you don't copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how conceited you really are.

copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.


You know you live in 2013 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave...

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years...

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have face book...

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV...

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling...

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5...

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly...

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...


1. Write the name of a person of the oposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday


I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.

I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.

I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.

I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.

I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family

I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.

I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it

I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.

I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.

I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.

I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.

You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.


You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.


Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile.


Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"


Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.


Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada


I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it."


"Diamonds are like girls best friend...because they're shaper then knives."


If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.


I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive


Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls


"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on eBay."


I got you a present. It's a CD. I hope you don't have it already coz I don't have the receipt. i didn't exactly buy it.


I took the road less traveled... NOW WHERE THE HECK AM I?


"I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me?"


I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?


Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"


"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."


Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die


Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over


Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?


What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'


Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon


I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers


Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!


"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning to dance in the rain"


"Sometimes you just really have to punch someone, you know?"


"Whoever said that nothing was impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door"


Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll always picture Haymitch

Whenever someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When homicidal inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

Yes, I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire, too

And Mockingjay


Katy Perry shot fireworks from her chest which made Usher scream "OMG" so loud that Rihanna became mentally retarded and then walked around saying 'What's My Name.' Well, Willow Smith became so annoyed she threatened to Whip Her Hair at Rihanna if she didn't stop. Bruno Mars got so mad he threw a grenade at her. But then Ke$ha, defending Willow, said We R Who We R! So they started fighting and everyone backed up, but Eminem came in, saying 'I'm Not Afraid' saving the world.


Don't own, originally from Raptor-Chick and Hazel-Star.

not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

not talk to fictional characters in public.

not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.

Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7.Note expressions.

8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9.Floor is slippery when wet.

10.Lake is slippery when dry.

11.Only talk to strangers you know.

12.Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13.For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15.Kill them for security purposes.

16.Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17.Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18.The men in white coats are not your friends.

19.Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20.When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21.Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22.Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23.Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24.Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25.Train army of flying monkeys.

26.Goldfish don't like milk.

not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28.Find out who invented the word "pianoist".

29.People are staring at you.

act insane.

31.People are weird, but not as weird as me.

not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33.Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34.Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36.Never pet a burning dog.

37.Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38.Naked men dig parkas.

39.Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

know what would look good on you?

41.Immolated cockroaches.

42.Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43.The size of Danny DeVito.

44.Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. OO

45.Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46.Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47.Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49.That way is rum.

50.Constipated people don't give a sh-t.

cannot kill the snow.

53.The snow can kill you.

54.Grass can also kill you.

55.The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56.Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57.HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58.Staple paper in the middle of the page.

case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61.Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63.Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64.Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65.Remember to kill HIM...

66.Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67.Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68.The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69.Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70.Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

the evidence.

72.But not if it's broken glass.

73.When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75.Disregard last note.

76.Note reactions.

77.On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78.Stock up on ball point pens.

79.Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80.The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

not stick fingers into blender.

82.Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83.Blood loss is bad.

84.Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85.Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86.Answer every question with a question.

87.Ask people what gender they are.

88.Note reactions.

89.Refer to people as "mortal".

90.The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91.Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92.Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93.Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94.Kill them.

95.Brutally.

96.Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97.Dunk head in boiling water.

98.Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99.Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100.Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

I found these on someone's profile and thought they really funny. If you thought they were funny and started laughing while reading them like I did, copy and paste them into your profile.


Fangirl (Noun)

A female, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, that is obsessed with a particular fictional character and, in turn, the actor that portrays said character. Avoid fangirls in large groups, as they do tend to swarm. If you are unlucky enough to be near their object of admiration, cover your ears. They have a batlike shriek that can be heard from several city blocks away. All anime voice actors beware! (See also: stalker-in-training)

!!WARNING!! EXCESSIVE ANIME WATCHING LEADS TO EXTREME CASES OF: THE ANIME FANGIRL--Symptoms include, but are no limited to: Extreme urges to glomp everyone in sight, mewing randomly, labeling things as "kawaii" or "baka", cosplaying, roleplaying, purchasing tons of manga, buying all anime and items with anime on them, drawing anime of fanart, drawing everyone as a chibi, listening to music with Japanese lyrics, believing you were born a Japanese cat girl (It's called Neko), falling in love with guys seen in anime, adding "chan" to names, and extremely hurting people who bash anime.

WARNING

Do not converse with a fangirl without proper training!

Possibility of hearing loss an/or trauma!

If threatened by fangirl: Distract with pocky and run away. Very, very fast!

I speak fluent fangirl.

Anime fangirl: In love with someone who doesn't exist.

I'm a fangirl, not a stupid douche.

Typical Fangirl- A fangirl is an individual who is obsessed with either a fictional character or an actor.

Caution: may glomp, grope, or tackle when encountering said obsessions.

Delusional fangirl- The delusional fangirl takes her obsession to the next level. Convincing herself, and anyone who will listen, that she is in a relationship with the character or actor she is obsessed with.

Caution: The delusional fangirl will often react with EXTREME violence if you get too close to her chosen obsession.

Evil Fangirl- The evil fangirl can and will get what she wants no matter the cost. Devious, sadistic, and twisted, the evil fangirl will disregard any common sense to achieve her goals and desires. Evil fangirls tend to often be fangirls who are aware of their good looks.

Caution: The evil fangirl is not concerned about the well-being of her fellow fangirls and can and will hurt you if you get in the way of her and her obsession.

Fangirlphobia- the fear of fangirls.

Fangirlism- it's a way of life.

First step- Denial. Second step- Acceptance. I am a hopeless fangirl and proud of it.

THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING! THE FANGIRLS ARE COMING!

Thats Mrs. *insert anime boy's last name here* to you!


You say Edward Cullen, I say Harry Potter.

You say red and black, I say green and silver

You say Forks, I say Hogwarts.

You say Edward and Bella, I say Ron and Hermione.

You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.

You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.

You say, “Go to Hell.” I say, “Go kiss a Dementor.”

You say football, I say Quidditch.

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter.

You say depression, I say, “The dementors must be near. Here, have some chocolate.”

You say Hitler, I say Voldemort.

You say school, I say Hogwarts.

You say, “I’m going to kill you!” I yell, “Avada Kedavra

You say life, I say Harry Potter


You may be a reject. You may not be smooth with the spoken word. You may be the most popular kid in school. You may be the boss at your office. You may be short or tall or heavy or light or anorexic or white or dark or struck by an unfriendly label. You may be the homeless guy on the corner or the one inside the store signing books as you hand them out. You may listen to Justin Bieber or to Three Days Grace. But what you are is a writer; never doubt the power of what you can do. Tell me, what did you learn more from this year; the President, or the Hunger Games? The senator or Rick Riordan? The public speaker or Clarissa Fray? Your boss or Pi Patel? American Idol or the Twilight Saga? A list of facts or Harry Potter? Which of them stole the most of your time? Which is more well-known?

It's the book. Every time. People fail to realize flaws in our society in their own lives, but they see it in District Twelve and in the Capitol. Books make clear what we can't see with the naked eye. Authors are the ones that speak to people's hearts. Writers are the ones people turn to for lessons and entertainment. It's been this way for thousands of years. We are the teachers of every child who opens a book. The themes we write are the themes they learn. We are there in every life, a quiet influence bound in a pretty cover, months' worth of work and reading, colored with imagery built around the lightning rod of an unforgettable plot line. A story spent months reading is memorable more than a speech listened to for just five minutes. I can't name all the leaders of the world right now, nor what they decide to preach about, but I can tell you all the characters from Percy Jackson, and every little thing they taught me. And they are things worth learning.

So don't think there's a better way to make a point. Don't think there's a better way to reach your audience. Fiction stories have been striking the hearts of their readers farther back than anyone alive can remember. And striking the heart is what makes literature so different from everything else. Don't ever doubt your ability to show someone something new, to teach them a life lesson, or the importance of what you have to say. Say it in this foreign language everyone knows. Decorate it with characters and light it with sights and smells and sounds and touches and tastes and give it to the public gift-wrapped with your finest effort. Because I guarantee you, someone is bound to hear you clearer than they've heard anyone else before.

I hope you've found some words of inspiration. The world needs it desperately. Do us all a favor, all you writers, and come out of hiding. We've had the greatest influence of all over people of the past, and as we act now, we are the ones influencing the future. We have more knives and pens than the BVB Army, more sway in society than the Senate (whom we have proved this to before), more power than any celebrity you could name. I'm calling on you now. Rise up. I dare you to write something today that readers won't forget. I challenge you to make someone cry with one thin little page of text. I urge, no, I demand you to put something down on paper that'll be copied and produced and remembered for longer than Ancient Mythologies have been. I dare you to slam a revolving door. I demand you to write a message in the folds of a book and watch how, in awe, people unwrap it. Watch your footprints stand bold against the falling snow and refuse to be covered. It is all possible, I assure you. You have no idea just what power you hold in a pen - or a keyboard - until you use it.

And right now, the world needs you to use it more than ever.

We, writers, have made history. We were the ones to record it. And that ability has not changed at all, just our awareness and will to use it. We were given the gift language and storytelling for a reason.

This is that reason. It's calling. So ask yourself what message you want to send. Ponder about what you want to say. Because the world is listening to us above all other beings currently on this earth. Us, not the movies, not the official-labeled politicians, not the superstars. And it's our job to give it a story that's worthwhile.

What's yours?


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Phantom Theories by Chaos Dragon reviews
My version of random oneshot and not so oneshot type drabbles. Formerly 'Chaos Theories'. TBC ON AO3.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 97 - Words: 58,023 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/25 - Published: 11/24/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
Star Error by imekitty reviews
Star tries to tutor Danny in math and sees his freckles glow.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,517 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 9/7/2019 - [Danny F., Star]
Planned by imekitty reviews
Maddie wants her own half-ghost specimen. Jack watches her rig the portal to shock and mutate their son.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,776 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 1/13/2021 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Vlad M.
Trek Tales by LauraCynthia reviews
Some Trek one-shots. UPDATE (Aug. 16) : Kirk discusses his father with Kirk Prime
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/16/2023 - Published: 11/11/2014
Twelve Septembers by PurpleRose15 reviews
Follow twelve years in the life of Susie Derkins, one diary entry for each year of her life up to college. Her friends and relationships may come and go, but her feelings for Calvin will change more than she ever thought possible. And how do Hobbes and Mr. Bun fit into the picture?
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/27/2023 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins - Complete
Mortified by FiveRivers reviews
Danny had actually been looking forward to Casper High's ghost safety assembly, but, between a ghost attack and his parents' newest weapon, things go wrong very quickly. Now Danny will have to fight not only ghosts and hunters, but his own instincts to get everyone back home safely. If at all. Updates on Fridays and sometimes Sundays. (Cover by me.)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 319 - Words: 759,862 - Reviews: 2791 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 4/21/2023 - Published: 5/31/2018 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Jazz F. - Complete
Batmantale by AlithiaSigma reviews
Batman finds himself in the Underground with nothing but his clothes and the drive to continue on. Really, it's Batman in Undertale. And Batman does have one power. He never gives up.
Crossover - Batman & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,801 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/6/2022 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Sans
Where The Lost Become Found by PipertheViper reviews
Harry is abandoned on Mt. Ebott by his aunt. Toriel left her husband after their two children died. Alone, they are broken and lost souls. Together, they are a family. (A Toriel raises Harry fanfic.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/24/2022 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Harry P., Toriel
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 2096 - Favs: 12,466 - Follows: 6,042 - Updated: 7/12/2022 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Perplexities by Lynse reviews
In Amity Park, when something doesn't make sense, it can usually be brushed off as 'just a ghost thing'—especially when the Fentons are involved. Still, this time the Fenton in question is Danny, and Kwan isn't sure he likes the implications of that. (written for Ectober 2021)
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,443 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/20/2021 - Published: 10/17/2021 - Danny F., Paulina, Kwan, Valerie G. - Complete
We're Just Messing With You, Bro by JustYourLocalNerd reviews
Just a rewrite of a certain scene from ROTT, because I hated it and it made no sense. (Also Aja and Krel are in here too but it wouldn't let me tag them.) Update: I fixed the format issue. I forgot to double space between paragraphs.
Trollhunters - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/15/2021 - Steve P., Eli Pepperjack - Complete
Hair Error by imekitty reviews
Danny's hair turns white when cut or shed. Maddie finds strands of white hair in the house and tries to figure out where they're coming from.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/11/2021 - Published: 12/4/2021 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Mama Bear by Emachinescat reviews
After Jim's fight with Draal, his mom sees his bruises, and Mama Bear is unleashed. Post-Win, Lose, or Draal.
Trollhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/17/2021 - James Lake Jr./Jim, Barbara Lake - Complete
go into your local forest and you will find a friend and a boy by DiscordianSamba reviews
The last thing Toby Domzalski expected to find in the forests of Arcadia was a friend- but hey, he wasn't about to complain. The half-troll thing was a little weird, though.
Trollhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/19/2021 - Published: 7/6/2021 - James Lake Jr./Jim, Tobias D./Toby
Then There were Three by Deer Flower reviews
Now that Clair's parents know about her Trollhunter activities, it's time for her to come clean about the other troll secret in the closet. NotEnrique may not see the big deal, but it was important to Clair. How would her parents react though at the news that their youngest child caused all of them to adopt a magical family member?
Trollhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2021 - Claire N., Not Enrique - Complete
Heir of Decimaar by Jormus reviews
Jim looses his serator when fighting Bellroc on top of the train but discovers that he isn't entirely weaponless.
Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2021 - James Lake Jr./Jim - Complete
The Deckerstar Counseling Transcripts by OldDog9 reviews
A private transcript of couples therapy sessions, set between Seasons 5 and 6.
Lucifer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,276 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/19/2021 - Published: 8/16/2021 - Lucifer M., Chloe D. - Complete
None Shall Live by fangirlobsessions17 reviews
But I will Remember. A few months after the end of Rise of the Titans and Jim is kind of settling into his role as friend of the Trollhunter rather than being the Trollhunter. But all these secrets he's keeping? Yeah someone needs to be told. Who better than the ghostly council of Trollhunters? Spoilers for Rise of the Titans. Rated T to be safe, one-shot
Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/21/2021 - James Lake Jr./Jim, Kanjigar, Deya - Complete
Calvin and Hobbes: The Faint Dying Light by Nazgul1698 reviews
This is a darker take on Calvin and Hobbes, and how I feel Calvin's life might have turned out if it his parents had been slightly different people. Inspired by a famous fan comic I once saw, this fanfiction offers a glimpse at life through the eyes of the forgotten members of our society. Rated T, for strong thematic elements and language.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,364 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/24/2021 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes
Turning Pages by sapphireswimming reviews
A collection of drabbles, each exactly 100 words long. Various characters and genres. 158- Breathing. Phantom was breathing. Drama, rated K .
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 159 - Words: 26,355 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 11/29/2020 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Danny F.
The Endicott Pear by TanGrrYnes
Crowley offers a pear to Aziraphale, plucked from the oldest fruit-bearing tree on Earth, the Endicott Pear Tree in America. Crowley planted this tree himself, 400 years ago and waited for just the right time to share an ancient pear with his eternal other half.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2020
Entwined by Legionnaire24601 reviews
The charms he has are a good thing. A necessary thing. It's not even a difficult thing to do, all he needs is a brief moment of distraction and a slight of hand and it will be done. So why are you hesitating? In which Walter did not use the Charms Angor Rot gave him.
Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/2/2020 - Published: 4/4/2020 - W. Strickler, Barbara Lake
The Shared Sigil by Ixi reviews
When Hell and Heaven want for the demons and angels to choose their unique sigil, Crowley and Aziraphale choose the same one by accident. Centuries later, after the unsuccessful Apocalypse, Gabriel and Beelzebub find out about the shared sigil and come to the only conclusion: Those two must have been married all this time!
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/20/2020 - [Gabriel, Beelzebub] Aziraphale, Crowley - Complete
Start (as you mean to go wrong) by Whiscash
Zim plots, Dib bargains, and absolutely nothing goes to plan. (Companion piece to 'we'll be a fine line (we'll be alright)', ZADR)
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/17/2020 - [Dib, Zim] - Complete
Bitter Sixteen by nothingSpectacular
Tag to "Bittersweet Sixteen". AAARRRGGHH! and Toby do not save Jim and instead he is found by Stricklander.
Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2020 - James Lake Jr./Jim, W. Strickler, Barbara Lake - Complete
under the weight of my fears, i fall by hystericalcherries reviews
hero- n. a person who is admired or idealized for courage, outstanding achievements, or noble qualities. Jim Lake Jr. is given the power of the cosmos and told to use it.
Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2020 - James Lake Jr./Jim - Complete
The Ineffable History of Ducks by Ixi reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale visit the St James's Park for centuries during their secret meetings, watching the ducks. They don't really think about the fact that perhaps the generations of ducks are watching them as well, passing on stories and observations. Alternatively: four times Crowley and Aziraphale helped their ducks and one time the ducks helped them
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/23/2020 - Aziraphale, Crowley - Complete
A Happy Accident by neokid93 reviews
Danny is somewhat overwhelmed as the A-Listers take care of some of his injuries. For DannyMay 2020, Doctor.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2020 - Danny F., Paulina, Dash B., Kwan - Complete
we'll be a fine line (we'll be alright) by Whiscash reviews
Gaz, Dib, Zim and the mating dance of the dumbass. (ZADR)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2020 - [Dib, Zim] Gaz - Complete
Photo Album by Forever-Furuba reviews
In the future of a world where things went just a little differently, comedian Steve Palchuk shares the story of a party he attended when he was sixteen. Based on the John Mulaney skit "The One Thing You Can't Replace".
Trollhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2020 - James Lake Jr./Jim, W. Strickler, Steve P., Eli Pepperjack - Complete
Not The Hero by Alara Rogers reviews
Discord meets a human-in-Equestria Seventh Element. Except there is no such thing as a Seventh Element. When the Big Hero the world believes in is a universe-warping villain, sometimes a villain must step up to become a hero. Mocks the concept of Gary Stu, but not a comedy, and may get quite dark.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 297,596 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/11/2020 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Discord
Untitled Goose Story by Alara Rogers reviews
The goose would just like to clarify some things. (Untitled Goose Game)
Untitled Goose Game - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2019 - Goose - Complete
Here's the Data by Patchwork Poltergeist reviews
You are a scientist. You are also a father. Maintaining the equilibrium between these factors is somewhat problematic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2019 - Dib, Prof. Membrane - Complete
Ain't Gonna Face No Defeat by nicnac918 reviews
On his eleventh birthday, Warlock does not get a hell hound. Instead he receives a tiny grey kitten he names Sister Cat. Three days later, they help avert the Apocalypse. As one does.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/5/2019 - Published: 8/11/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] Adam Young, Warlock - Complete
Look into my heart by Yuneyn reviews
They've finally allowed themselves to be together, but Crowley can't seem to shake off some of his insecurities. He's also not particularly crazy about how the other angels treated who they believed was Aziraphale earlier.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Complete
Phantom of the Enterprise by Rina Meunier reviews
When two men in white suits appear on the ship with a strange, supposedly supernatural, being in tow, the triumvirate has to find out the truth about a species they thought only existed in legends and this particular specimen in particular.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 3/28/2019 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock, Danny F. - Complete
While We're Young by blackmoon16
Crowley and Aziraphale get drunk like they always do, but this time Crowley slips up into a love confession.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2019 - Complete
Stolen Boxes and Sloppy Stitching by Bibbledoo reviews
I didn't really like TS4 for the plot but that scene with Gabby Gabby making Woody go through a... surgery(?) he didn't want so that Benson would help her take his voice box? That's seriously messed up. (So uh, toy version of ptsd/acute stress?)
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2019 - Woody, Bo Peep, Giggle McDimples, Billy, Goat, and Gruff - Complete
Salvageable by Car45 reviews
What became of the destructive boy who learned the toys secret
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2019
FallingFlying by nicnac918 reviews
Yes, please – please, he thought, please, despite never having used the word before as a demon and not having much use for it before he Fell either. Yes, please, I want that one.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2019 - [A. Crowley, Aziraphale] - Complete
Pyrrhic by Flyaway21 reviews
Madness is a slow descent. Alice tries to skip steps.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/16/2019 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Edward A Krats by Sierra Wood reviews
Tony loves taking pictures. But there are times when he choses the worst times to pull out his camera. 5 times Tony chose the worst time to take pictures 1 time Tony nailed it.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/9/2019 - Published: 5/26/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] Hawkeye/Clint B., Nick F. - Complete
Who I Really Am by Phantom Ice reviews
Danny Fenton is breaking apart at the seams. Between the ghosts, the crushing expectations of an entire town, and a rapidly deteriorating relationship with his parents, he can't keep himself together any longer. Will the citizens of Amity Park realize their mistakes in time to save both themselves and their rapidly down-spiraling hero?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 87,297 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 1,206 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Maddie F.
Spellbound by romanticidiot reviews
I don't think this has a plot. It's just 2000 words of Aziraphale worshipping Crowley with his eyes, and then they kiss at the end. Slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
If My Song Causes Offence, Don't Hit The Repeat Button Next Time by CuteWhiteBunny
Nothing says 'thinking of you' like musical warfare. [Perry x Heinz x Peter ot3, musical soulmate AU]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2019 - Complete
Damaged Defenders by Sherza reviews
Thor realizes Loki is not himself. Tony knows and has done work for Charles Xavier. He is also friends with Warren Worthington III. Steve keeps his promise to Erskine. These simple facts, among others, change *everything* when Loki comes to Earth and the Chitauri come calling, and what happens after.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 141 - Words: 356,568 - Reviews: 2030 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 5/23/2019 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Angel/Warren W. III, Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Symbiosis by HushBugger reviews
Cross-over with The Metamorphosis by Kafka. Gregor's body ends up in Mount Ebott. He is not as dead as he seemed, and he attempts to build a new life, free from his past.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2019 - Published: 11/15/2017 - Toriel - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by Heart of Daylight reviews
There's a lot of freedom that comes with losing the people that care about you. When Jim finds himself at the beginning for the third time, but significantly less human and with an extra amulet calling out his former/future girlfriend's name, he goes down a new path, hopefully better than the ones already taken. (Replacement for Out of Hand.)
Trollhunters - Rated: T - Dutch - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,107 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 2/20/2019
Cacoethes by DarkNymfa reviews
"Dude," Tucker said, "What's it with you and ghosts?" "I just like to help people!" Danny protested. (For Phic Phight 2019)
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/12/2019 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Out of Hand by Heart of Daylight reviews
Time is a fickle thing. Jim learns that the hard way when he is flung back to the beginning as a half-troll. Thankfully, though, he has a plan. The time-honored plan of coming up with it as he goes. (Replaced by Once More, With Feeling.)
Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,576 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 2/20/2019 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [James Lake Jr./Jim, Claire N.] Tobias D./Toby, Angor Rot
Dear Miss Device by Silverfox1 reviews
GOE 2018. Albus Dumbledore receives a rather odd letter about a little witch called Anathema.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/9/2019 - Albus D., Minerva M., Agnes Nutter, Anathema D. - Complete
Papyrus and the Prisoner of Azkaban by RiverSong456 reviews
Papyrus knows his lines. He plays his role perfectly. Now he's on a strange stage with no background to his character. Will he be able to convince everyone that he's the Boy-Who-Lived?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 8/11/2018 - Papyrus
A Full Commitment's What I'm Thinking Of by CuteWhiteBunny
FIND YOUR DESTINED NEMESIS, the app's title reads, in flashing yellow text. [(wrong) soulmate AU, featuring Peter the Panda; mentions of Heinz's mother; Perryshmirtz (Perry x Heinz) if you squint]
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2018 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Carry On My Wayward Souls by Chucychito reviews
After hearing about the case of missing children around Mount Ebott, John decides to investigate, and leaves Dean and Sam at a hotel while he's hunting. But after a week of staying in a locked hotel room, the boys are low on supplies, and venture out to go grocery shopping. Things do not go as planned, and thus the game begins.
Crossover - Supernatural & Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/13/2018 - Published: 10/7/2016
Live to Fight by Rachelea reviews
Jim loses patience. And about time. Slightly Dark!Jim AU
Trollhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/30/2018 - James Lake Jr./Jim, Queen Usurna - Complete
Supplanter by Unstoppable Cyborg reviews
AU: While in the Darklands, Jim saw someone who shouldn't exist. Rated K-plus due to the writing style being similar to panic attacks; there are other characters but they don't feature prominently. Now includes a second chapter!
Trollhunters - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 4/19/2018 - James Lake Jr./Jim, Barbara Lake, Nomura, Not Enrique - Complete
The Day The Whole World Went Away by multifandom-fanfic-writer reviews
After Tony's death, Loki will take the arc reactor form his chest and keep it with him utill the day it finally stops working. He won't cry when he sees its light has died. Instead, he will pick it up and carry it into battle as he begins Ragnarök; Never letting the dead reactor go until the moment he is slain in battle.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 9/13/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
Touch Therapy by Nomad1 reviews
It's not that House needs the human contact. It's just that when you're sharing an apartment, these things happen sometimes. House/Wilson
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,026 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2018 - [G. House, J. Wilson] - Complete
Tattletale Princess by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Oneshot. After the second changeling invasion, Fluttershy is eager to get back to a normal routine. However Discord seems to be constantly underfoot, checking her identity and the status of her health. Eventually, an unexpected visit from Princess Luna brings Discord's fears out of the night and into the light.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/16/2018 - Fluttershy, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord - Complete
Why Didn't We Just Shoot Him? by MadnessJones reviews
Zim was defective, destructive, and downright disgraceful. Why was he still alive? Why didn't the Tallests simply execute him when he left Foodcourtia? One Tallest understands why, but the other does not, and hopefully he never will. Oneshot. No pairings.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2018 - Zim, Red, Purple - Complete
Phantom Lantern? by Pandemi reviews
Hal Jordan meets the strangest Red Lantern ever... and how exactly does he know Hal?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Green Lantern: The Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 135 - Published: 2/25/2018 - Danny F., Hal J. - Complete
Old, New, Borrowed, and Blue by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne desperately needs a date to her step-sister's wedding. Since her fake boyfriend has decided to ditch her, she ends up seeking Megamind's help. (pre-movie, megarox fake dating AU) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,036 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 8/26/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.]
Opprobrious by Deborahpflover reviews
Two phangirls from opposite sides of the world become best friends over the Internet. This is their story. Let's see if Danny can handle it! :P Co-written with pale-blue11
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Safe If We Stand Close Together: Safety Instructions Not Included by setepenre-set reviews
There aren't any guidelines for being best friends with an alien, no map key, no index, no safety instructions. Roxanne tries, so very hard, to get it right in spite of this. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Taking the Feisty One by Forever-Furuba reviews
Marianne didn't leave the dance floor in time, so she was the one dusted, stuck in a sack and kidnapped as a hostage. Can feelings induced by a potion become real? (Spoiler: yes.) And what will Dawn think of Sunny's attempt to magically make her love him?
Strange Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 66,250 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 8/9/2015
Sixer the Cat by nicnac918 reviews
"Is that why they threw you out? Cause you've got six fingers?" Stan asked. He picked the kitten up, and the thing really was tiny. He could practically fit in the palm of Stan's hand. "That's crazy. Having six fingers ain't a bad thing. I even… I…" The kitten had closed his eyes now and was purring loudly, like he liked that Stan was holding him or something. Like he liked Stan.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/24/2017 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
My Gender is Time by Hollyflash reviews
A series of short stories, mostly centered around agender!Clockwork. Currently; Calm Before the Storm. Danny and Clockwork discuss Vortex, and Ghostwriter acts on a hunch. Neither situation ends well.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,753 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Danny F., Clockwork, Ghost Writer, The Observants
Winchestertale by whovianmidget reviews
Sam and Dean have a case- six human children have gone missing and all leads go to Mt. Ebott. While investigating, they managed to get themselves trapped underground, along with Castiel and a human child named Frisk. Team Free Will is introduced to a crazy world they never thought possible, and realize that FIGHTing is not the only option.
Crossover - Supernatural & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/13/2017 - Castiel, Dean W., Sam W., Frisk
Doors by Elisabeth Hill reviews
Coraline Jones is no stranger to the otherworldly, the inexplicable, and the just plain weird. Amity Park may have finally met its match.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Coraline - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,765 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/28/2017 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Danny F., Coraline J. - Complete
Shadow of a Doubt by HaiJu reviews
The truth was supposed to save Danny. Fix things. The lab, the experiments, the lies, those were all in the past. Weren't they? Sequel to Phantom of Truth. Now complete! Cover art by Paplup.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 300,920 - Reviews: 4332 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F., Valerie G., OC - Complete
The Day The Chaos Stopped by Alara Rogers reviews
Episode tag/companion to "Discordant Harmony". Written in second person for some inexplicable reason, and I don't know why I felt I had to do it that way, but I did. In the course of trying to make sure Fluttershy is impressed by his tea party, Discord discovers some things. Some of them are good things. Some of them are very much not. Possible triggers for suicidal thoughts.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Fluttershy, Discord - Complete
Nothing by Legionnaire24601 reviews
In the end Dictatious chose not to care.
Trollhunters - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2017 - Complete
In His Heart by sous le saule reviews
Cars have feelings too. Or is it just the Bentley? [Originally posted on tumblr.]
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2017 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Phantom Fire & Ice by Phantom Ice reviews
Welcome to Phantom Ice's one shot album! Ranging from K to T and from fluff to angst (but, knowing me, mostly the latter), we're going to explore the world of DP from AU to canon and everything in-between! Now Playing: Of all the people he could have told, Danny didn't know why he chose his parents' old college friend. But the hand shaped bruises refuse to stay hidden any longer.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Welcome to Amity by FallingNarwhals reviews
A girl pronounced dead is seen on a playground. Vlad Masters, the beloved mayor, is rumored to have red glowing eyes. A new building is being constructed, but it does not exist. But it's just a normal day in Amity Park, isn't it?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Welcome to Night Vale - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Danny F. - Complete
No Power in the 'Verse by nicnac918 reviews
No matter how big the 'Verse gets, they'll still fall in together like gravity.
Crossover - Firefly & Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,928 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/23/2017 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Grunkle Stan, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Irrelevance by Adari reviews
A series of one-shots, which may or may not be considered connected, from a world where Harry Potter did not turn off his brain when sorted into Gryffindor. Usually Harry, but not always.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,745 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Harry P.
Take Me Out by setepenre-set reviews
The Metro City Wolverines are the worst team in the MLB. Megamind using the disguise watch to manage the stadium's illegal betting pool, is shocked when Roxanne wants to place a bet that the Wolverines can win against the best ranked team in the league. But then, maybe the luck is turning for all of Metro City's underdogs. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,258 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 9/21/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Invaders Don't Play by Cryssy-miu reviews
Zim is hardly interested in participating in his wayward minion's bonding activities, but if the little fools think they can beat him in a tickle battle, they are sadly mistaken. WARNING: ultimate adorable family fluff of doom that will rot your teeth straight from your mouth.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2017 - Zim, Gir, Minimoose - Complete
Till Death does me part by loosingletters reviews
Hela was tired of being under Death's thumb. She was made to reign and rule, bowing to the Mad Titan was beneath here. When she saw her chance, she took it and so Tony Stark started his life. [Being a mortal man and an ancient goddess at the same time, it was a miracle, truly.] ... Reincarnation! Tony as Hela!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Come What May by CBSlave737 reviews
So I'm writing various Avenger oneshots using random quotes or lyrics that stick in my head. Marking complete, but will more than likely be adding to it periodically.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A ghost dressed in weeds by HushBugger reviews
Flowey realizes what he is. He explains to someone who will understand.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Complete
Empty Promises by Laora reviews
He is gone...suddenly, nothing matters anymore. [Coda added.]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,874 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 4/3/2017 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F., Dash B., Jazz F. - Complete
Collections Are So Mainstream Now by Elisabeth Hill reviews
They're like cell phones. Now playing: Whole World Blind.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,416 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 11/17/2012
Equals by DiscoAtTheFFnet reviews
(Mirror from AO3) You do your best to pretend that Papyrus can't change. That he hasn't. You might be being unfair.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Cheap Shots by HaiJu reviews
Short, silly stories covering every possible character. Good with ketchup and a grain of salt! Now playing: A Safe Environment
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/12/2017 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Danny F., Sam M., Maddie F. - Complete
Deadtale by MrAquino reviews
Deadpool lands in the world of the underground and has to go through the Pacifist run, much to his disliking.
Crossover - Deadpool & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/5/2017
Say It's The Same You by Alara Rogers reviews
The Gala is over, the first one since Luna's return from the moon. Tormented by guilt from having been Nightmare Moon, Luna walks into the garden to contemplate Discord's statue, and wonder if she made a horrible mistake all those centuries ago.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2016 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Discord - Complete
Masquerade Madness by cupidity11 reviews
It's prom. Two sworn enemies dance. And kiss. - "It's a dance, earth boy. Dance with your future overlord." Dib rolled his eyes at that but...he slipped his hand into Zim's and let himself be pulled to the floor.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2016 - [Dib, Zim] Gretchen - Complete
Masks, Wings, and Lofe by Erik'sTrueAngel reviews
Superhero AU. By night, he is the villainous Goblin and she is the heroic Violet Wings. By day, he is the ruthless CEO of Dark Forest, Inc. and she is the newly appointed CEO of Light Fields Co. What could possibly go wrong with this picture? COMPLETE!
Strange Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,967 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/12/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Complete
Rebirth by EvilDime reviews
There is something familiar about this dragon, like they have known each other in a previous life... crack!fic. - Chapter I: Sherlock/Hobbit crossover, complete. - Chapter II: Crossover with Doctor Strange and Captain America: Civil War that builds on the premise of the first chapter.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/5/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Master of the Mind by A. Zap reviews
Bill Cipher has entered many minds in his time. They are essentially his playground. Still, he finds it surprising just how different his experiences between the Pines brothers are. Also posted on my Tumblr.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/4/2016 - Grunkle Stan, Bill, Grunkle Ford - Complete
Marks of Our Destinies by Alara Rogers reviews
Next of Kin to Chaos series, Discord is Q. Happens after "King Who Would Be Man". Twilight's ascended to become an alicorn, but none of her friends have. Discord once promised Celestia he wouldn't do anything to change that status. But Discord doesn't always keep his promises.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2016 - Published: 8/22/2016 - Q, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Discord
Kiss Me (Please) by setepenre-set reviews
Metro Man tries to explain to Roxanne that her flirting with Megamind has more of an effect that she realizes. But Roxanne is certain that he has to be wrong. Megamind would have to care about her for her flirting to matter, wouldn't he? Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/8/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7330 - Favs: 16,696 - Follows: 12,395 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Completionism by LobstarMonstar reviews
The Listener is the main character of a videogame. Cicero doesn't know this, but he knows there's SOMETHING special about her. He's not quite genre-savvy enough to pinpoint a completionist when he sees one, but he's loyal enough to help in any way he can. (Lots of meta humor. Slightly one-sided CiceroxFemDovahkiin because, come on. Seriously.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
At A Local Bar by Flamegirl217 reviews
A group of rogues and a group of monsters go to a bar...the same bar...oh god.
Crossover - Batman: Arkham Asylum & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2016 - Harley Q., The Riddler/E. Nigma, Papyrus, Mettaton Ex - Complete
Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt by Jet Engine reviews
Greetings! It is I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, here to tell you all about the various things you should like or hate. You may know me from my appearances on YouTube, but now I'm taking over Fanfiction! Now, all I have to do is blast you with my read-inator, so you'll read my Daily Dirts. Also, if there's a topic you'd like me to cover, just let me know.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
Fate We Make by setepenre-set reviews
Lady Scott does what she must to keep her son safe. (follows 'Breathe') Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/24/2016 - Complete
Corrections Made With Permanent Marker by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne hangs a large painting of Metro Man in her apartment, specifically to annoy Megamind. That goes according to plan. Everything else-does not go according to plan. (pre-movie AU) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/24/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Breathe by setepenre-set reviews
Metro Man accidentally injures Roxanne during a rescue; Megamind stops kidnapping her as a consequence. Roxanne is unwilling to accept this. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 85 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
Delphiniums in Starlight by setepenre-set reviews
Once upon a time there was a Wicked Sorcerer. Everybody knew that he was wicked; everybody said so! He said so, himself. Besides, he looked wicked: his skin was an unnatural blue and his head was large and round and bald as the moon. Probably he had been cursed to look like that, people said, for being so wicked. (fairytale AU) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
My Love Has Wings by setepenre-set reviews
When you are loved, you grow wings. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/23/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Keep You by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne attempts to court Megamind in the fashion of his home planet. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] Minion - Complete
Don't Judge a Punk by Their Jacket by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind and Roxanne, talking together at a high school dance. It's cold outside and he gives her his spiked leather jacket to wear. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/9/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Natural by setepenre-set reviews
post-movie, Megamind explains something about his legal classification to Roxanne, who isn't entirely sure he's not joking. Romantic fluff based on a tumblr prompt. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/5/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Status Update by TheBigCat reviews
In which there is a sleepover party, sword fights, pizza, and lots of terrible puns.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Calvin, Hobbes, Sans, Flowey - Complete
Catherine and Hobbes by Knight Writer 95 reviews
Twenty-six years after that last trip in the toboggan, Calvin is married and has a daughter who's having problems with the monsters under the bed. Can an old friend of Calvin's help her? And can his daughter help him see his best friend again? R&R.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,625 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Calvin, Hobbes, Susie Derkins, OC
Geniuses and Mischief by TheSweetSerenity reviews
Tony and Loki are "together." Bruce is completely okay with this, Natasha is pissed, Thor is confused, and Steve is a little indifferent to the whole situation. Clint needs some convincing. Obviously, FrostIron.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 104,880 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Play Date by MeganKoumori reviews
Toys like to play.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Jessie, Bo Peep - Complete
The Spider Baker's Son by Gamer95 reviews
One of Muffet's spiders ends up hiding from a storm in Harry's cupboard, and she relays the news of his treatment to her boss. Muffet gets involved, and takes Harry away... Collab with SpeedGamerDTS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/11/2016 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Harry P., Muffet
Dream of the by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne starts seeing Megamind differently after they look at a certain piece of art together. pre-movie AU. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/6/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
You Should Be Dead by SaphireDragon11 reviews
Dash and Kwan are horrified to discover they've accidentally killed their classmate, but perhaps even more so when he shows up at school the next day. With his secret on the line, Danny soon discovers Dash and Kwan are the least of his worries.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,324 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 6/5/2016 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Display by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind goes to great lengths to get Roxanne's attention. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion - Complete
Fit Together by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind is afraid that Roxanne is going to leave him when she finds out that his body isn't what she's expecting. Roxanne is afraid Megamind is going to leave her when he finds out that *her* body isn't what *he's* expecting. (They're both wrong about this.) Alien genitalia; bisexual trans woman Roxanne; genderqueer, demisexual Megamind. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/27/2016
Percussion Strings Winds Words by setepenre-set reviews
Metro Man realizes that Megamind wants to be killed and starts frantically thinking of ways to cheer his little blue buddy up. And, well, as Minion says, kidnapping Miss Ritchi always seems to make Megamind happy… Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/25/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Metro Man, Minion - Complete
Me On My Way to You by setepenre-set reviews
Summary: pre-movie AU, Roxanne and Megamind meet accidentally at a club. Roxanne is drunk and Megamind asks if he can take her home. She says yes, assuming that the *implication* is *implied*. (it isn't.) language, alcohol use, and eventual sexual content (no dub con) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 5/8/2016 - Complete
This Time Last Year by Sabbie reviews
Thanksgiving for Megamind after the movie. A gift fic for setepenre set who has been gracing the community with excellent fics.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Sciamachy by WatchMeSoar reviews
When nothing is left, when the mind is plagued beyond hope of recovery and the soul's demons grab you in their clawed, vice grip...what is there to be done, but give in? "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear" -H.P. Lovecraft
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,289 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/27/2015 - Fear, Riley, Riley's Emotions
Stellar Collision by setepenre-set reviews
In which being telepathically bonded does not necessarily mean that there are never misunderstandings, and Roxanne and Megamind build something together. pre-movie AU, second part of Love Song for the Misfits (follows Black Hole Heart). Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] Minion - Complete
il n'y a de nouveau que ce qui est oublié by Marie Suzette reviews
Before she was Pepper Potts, her name was Virginia. And before she was Virginia, she lived in Lower Tadfield...
Crossover - Good Omens & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Adam Young, Pepper P. - Complete
Black Hole Heart by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind has nightmares about the black hole that swallowed his world. (Roxanne has nightmares about black holes, too, and has no idea why) pre-movie AU. First part of Love Song for the Misfits series. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/16/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Charles, My dear friend by Marian Louvre reviews
After leaving the island, Erik wrote a letter to Charles. Just to get everything out of his head, to reach out to a friend for the last time before returning to loneliness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - Complete
Jealousy by setepenre-set reviews
pre movie AU. One of Roxanne's friends meets Megamind and decides that she'd like to date him-oh, but only if that's all right with you, Roxanne! (It is really, really not all right with Roxanne. For a variety of *completely reasonable* reasons! None of which have anything to do with her being jealous, okay?) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/8/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] - Complete
Say It Out Loud by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne is harassed by a fellow reporter who doesn't seem to understand the meaning of the word 'no'. Megamind punches him. Roxanne would like Megamind to admit that this is not exactly standard supervillain behavior. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Apricity by sapphireswimming reviews
A collection of sentence-stories from all over Amity Park, brought to your doorstep like slivers of sunlight on a winter's day. In tandem with Laora's Anoesis. Bonus chapter.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 42,438 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F., Vlad M. - Complete
Pictures of You Pictures of Me by setepenre-set reviews
Early for a kidnapping, Megamind wanders around Roxanne's empty apartment, sees that she has hung a candid photograph of the two of them on her wall, and throws himself into a tailspin of stress and confusion over it. (based on a tumblr prompt by ramendobe) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Really Grown Up by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne accuses Megamind of immaturity during a kidnapping. He responds by tickling her. Maturity is overrated! (based on a tumblr prompt by ramendobe) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Unexpected Fixes by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind starts fixing things in Roxanne's apartment whenever he comes to kidnap her. This, Roxanne tells herself, is totally normal and not weird at all. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/22/2016 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] - Complete
write your name in fire on my skin by setepenre-set reviews
Megamind's people had soulbonds. Humans don't. Roxanne is understandably confused when the mark appears on her wrist. (soulmate-identifying marks AU) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 54 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Megamind, Roxanne R.] Minion - Complete
Eight Friends Calvin Found In The Underground by TheBigCat reviews
Or, Calvin meets new people, almost gets murdered by said people, tells a lot of really bad jokes, and saves the world with the help of a tiger.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Undertale - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/20/2016 - Calvin, Hobbes, Papyrus, Sans - Complete
Grievance by PeaceHeather reviews
Set pre-Thor. Prompt fill for Round 17 of Norsekink: a well-respected, high-ranking citizen of Asgard notices Odin's treatment of Loki is neglectful and possibly abusive, and then after the lip-sewing incident finally decides to do something about it and calls out Odin and all of Asgard over it. Depicts the aftermath of that incident, but hopefully is not too graphic for readers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Odin, Loki, Frigga - Complete
Safe If We Stand Close Together: Happy Returns by setepenre-set reviews
Continuation of Safe If We Stand Close Together (the Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School AU). Roxanne's two birthday parties. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Megamind, Roxanne R., Minion - Complete
Guardian of the Avengers by N Harmonic reviews
Jarvis always protected and loved Tony when he was alive, now he is protecting Tony and his Avengers in the form of an AI - moments where Jarvis is there for his Avengers - ch2 includes CA:TWS, AntMan, Age of Ultron - hurt/comfort, family, friendship, tragedy, sci-fi/physic-y, humor, the whole nine-yards
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,986 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Vision - Complete
Harriet Potter Is by setepenre-set reviews
There are stories with snakes that bite and say {you knew what I was when you picked me up} but this isn't one of them. This is the kind of story where the abandoned child walks in the jungle beneath the branches full of hissing things and tells them {we be of one blood ye and I}. Harriet Potter is eleven and she chooses. (genderswap/Slytherin Harry au) Don't copy to another site.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Complete
Broken by setepenre-set reviews
Severus' thoughts on Sorting. Drabble. Don't copy to another site.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2016 - Complete
Safe If We Stand Close Together by setepenre-set reviews
Roxanne attends 'Lil Gifted School. Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,634 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Complete
Professor X's Correspondence Academy by Lucillia reviews
A fact about Magneto that shouldn't really be so shocking when one really stops to think about it comes to light. Charles takes the opportunity to twist the knife a bit, and to once again try to persuade his old friend turned enemy that he is on the wrong path. Unintended consequences naturally ensued.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/20/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - Complete
Take Pride in Your Humanity by LunagaleMaster reviews
What had led him here? Was it fear? Morbid curiosity? Danny didn't know. All he knew was that the Fenton Catcher was right in front of him, and he needed to know if his ghost half was okay. [Post TUE. No "Identity Crisis" (Super and Fun Danny episode) No Pitch Pearl. Minor edits made as of February 18, 2016]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Bruce is that Somepony by EpicKiya reviews
The Maximoffs discover a certain fandom and start casting the Avengers (Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Hulk) as each character. And in doing so, one of them proves their role is correct despite how much denial they want to put out.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/8/2016 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Dark was the Night by TheDarkTwistedFantasy reviews
Whomever stated that your life flashes before your eyes before you die, lied. Erik could only stay in the here and the now. There were no epiphanies, no 'i wish i had', no flashbacks to the murders, the camps, the training, his parents...he couldn't even remember their names! What was in the here and the now was the sheer look of terror registered on Charles' face.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2016 - Erik L./Magneto, Mystique/Raven D., Charles Xavier - Complete
Never give Sherlock your Number by ellie2810 reviews
Multiple texts between Sherlock and Characters. Just some fun and Sherlock being the tactless, clueless, oblivious detective we all love. How I'd imagine their conversations would go ...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Which of the Following by Drag0nst0rm reviews
There has to be one holiday the Avengers can all agree on. There has to be.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Brilliant by rhapsodybree reviews
John Watson tries to justify how he can be married to Sherlock Holmes and not be gay. Pure fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
the state of my head by LadyMoriel reviews
The scene between Tony and Loki on Stark Tower takes a different turn. (Not a shippy one. Sorry, FrostIron people.) AU, sort of humor sort of not, based on a Tumblr prompt. Rated for language and implied/referenced torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 82 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Loki, Thor - Complete
We as Proper Nouns by SkyborneVeggie
More often than not, it's the things we don't intend to hurt that cause the most damage. [Can be platonic or romantic]
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
The Personifyer by Mafizzle-lee-izzle reviews
The Fentons are at it again. Jack and Maddie have created a ghost invention that doesn't harm the ghost (that's new), but instead changes a bit of who they are...or who they aren't. But when Danny Phantom becomes the test subject for this new invention, things just go downhill for Team Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Vlad M. - Complete
The Bruce Banner Appreciation Club, Supervillains Only by crematosis reviews
All of the resident supervillains have been acting pretty strange lately and Tony's sure that means something bad's about to happen.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
I'll Be Here by HaiJu reviews
Some days you can't pick yourself up. Having family means you don't have to. Danny-centric, three oneshots. Completely shameless hurt/comfort. Bring tissues… and antiseptic. Cover art by Ectology on Tumblr.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,735 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Jazz F. - Complete
A Bit of Light Reading by June-Writes reviews
While scrolling through the comments section of John's blog one evening, Sherlock discovers that John's fans have drawn some rather interesting conclusions about their relationship, in the form of 'creative fiction'. However, since they can't seem to write anything accurate, Sherlock is forced to take matters into his own hands.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,904 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/27/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Kitten by AsexualWallCrawler reviews
Tony is a kitten. A very small, furry, cute, kitten. The team may die from the cuteness. Gen, No Pairings Jarvis never "died" in AOU. (Still not sure exactly what happened in that movie)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., War Machine/James R. - Complete
Adventures in Cyberparenting by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Theoretically, JARVIS was only a computer program; but 'theoretically' and 'practically' weren't the same thing. Especially not to Tony Stark, who'd been blowing past benchmarks since the day he'd built his first circuit.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Sparing the fool of Hearts by TiaxxChan
A simple sort of Fluff with Cicero, my take on how this part of the Dark Brotherhood quest went. FemDragonborn/Cicero. I might revise or add a bit later on. Let me know if you like it. Please read and review :
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,176 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Serendipity by humanveil reviews
Charles sends a text to the wrong number. Odd conversations and unreasonably short periods of courtship occur. Modern, nonpowered Cherik AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,081 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier] - Complete
Fluffy Shorts with Fear and Sadness by ScrabbledeeBook reviews
I'm not gonna lie, this is a collection of mindless fluff; nothing but a series of one-shots shamelessly dedicated to the least used pairing in all of Inside Out: Nervous Tears (my OTP)! Intelligent storytelling? Probably not. Creative plots? I doubt it. Pure fanservice in the form of giving you warm, fuzzy feelings? Without a doubt! NOT intended to be romantic.
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/15/2015 - [Fear, Sadness] Riley's Emotions - Complete
Pop Tarts for Thanksgiving by smolsoftbirb reviews
Loki is supposed to be "good" to get his magic back. Saving Tony's life when he ruins Pepper's Thanksgiving dinner is very good, right? "Loki! I can't eat stolen turkey!" "Why not? It is far more appetizing than the burnt crisp Anthony was going to feed us." Originally posted on my Wattpad. T because I always rate stuff T. It's probably more accurately K. NO SLASH.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Pepper P. - Complete
The beginning of Sherlock Holmes by Katherine Sanderson reviews
In which Smaug starts a new life. Oneshot.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You're Not Alone by Sandylee007 reviews
Four times when Erik was sure that he'd lose Charles, one way or another. And one time when Charles finally understood and proved to him that he never will. Contains nods towards both 'First Class' and 'Days of Future Past'. ONESHOT
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier - Complete
Family Meeting by GreatBigFreak reviews
From this prompt on Tumblr: "Imagine Steve finding out that Tony talks to Dum-E." Steve is in the process of removing his foot from his mouth when he learns something new about Tony and Dum-E. Set before Avengers: Age of Ultron
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Jarvis - Complete
Limited Emotions by Whip-Owl reviews
Tom's headquarters is a little . . . empty, compared to most, and the emotions that are there have an odd way of taking care of him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 10/20/2015 - Tom R. Jr., Disgust - Complete
Thorki One Shots by RhoxLokiLaufeyson reviews
Non slash. Basically Thor-Loki BROmance, including cutesy stuff like Uncle!Loki and Protective!Thor.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 10/7/2015 - Thor, Loki
A Nefarious Blunder of Qwarktastic Proportions by The Metal Cervidae reviews
A rumor has been spreading like wild fire across the Polaris Galaxy, causing grief for the individuals involved. But what exactly is this rumor and does it hold any truth to it?
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,946 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2015 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Dr. Nefarious, Captain Qwark
Phineas and Ferbook by Punzie the Platypus reviews
(EDITED REPOST.) The Phineas and Ferb characters are on Facebook! Irving is a super-fan and posts albums of Phineas and Ferb, Jenny makes many 11:11 status updates, Candace tries to bust her brothers from behind a screen, Vanessa tries to hide her crush on Ferb, and Doofenshmirtz comments indignantly!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Vanessa, Ferb, Candace, Phineas - Complete
Captain Hypocrite by Lightsider reviews
After one too many teammates lied about life threatening injuries, Jarvis was programmed to alert Captain Rogers if any Avenger was refusing medical treatment. The problem was Jarvis was programmed to alert Captain Rogers if *any* Avenger was refusing medical treatment.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Still Here by Sammy Heroes reviews
Jarvis always worried for him. He was always looking out for him and he was the only one that never stopped looking for him when he was kidnapped and thrown into a cave for three months. Jarvis was his child. Yes, his child. And now, he was gone. Or so he thought. (Rated T for language because it's Tony Stark.) One Shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/6/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Vision - Complete
Let Sleeping Gods Lie by Eternal Love Song reviews
Loki cuddling with the Avengers, whether they like it or not. I took the idea and ran with it. Fluff, humor, and a touch of emotional bonding. Frostiron. Loki bonding with the Avengers. Loki and the Maximoff twins.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 68 - Published: 10/5/2015 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Pietro M./Quicksilver - Complete
Random Moments by TummyTurtle reviews
This is a bunch of One shots for Wreck it Ralph! Look at the introduction for more details! Enjoy! - Finally up and running again! Co-authors still needed! (Yes, more than one, just PM me if interested )
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 12/1/2012
An Inside Look at Inside Out by null-user0 reviews
I really loved the film "Inside Out," but I had an idea as I was watching it for the second time: Why not make a review of it... by writing what went on in my head, with my emotions, as the film progressed? So that's what I did! Here's my fanfic/review of Inside Out, featuring my emotions. Normally I hate OC's and Self-Inserts, but with Inside Out, this should get interesting...
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,699 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Joy, Disgust, OC, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Wreck-It Ralph One Shot - I can fix it by Tatsumari reviews
A one shot that came to mind after watching W.I.R. Based solely on what was seen in the movie and a bit of Wiki research.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Dr. Brad S. - Complete
Two Simple Words by PeaceBaby7 reviews
Oh may have made many mistakes, but Smek's mistake was bigger than any Boov has ever made. He stole the Gorg's children. If it weren't for him, they would never have been on the run. When the Boov realize this, Smek is forced to make up for what he's done. Oh knows just how he can prove himself.
Home - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Captain Smek, Oh, The Gorg - Complete
Ten Years by Bea Candy reviews
The average platypus can live a maximum of about fifteen years in ideal conditions. And Phineas and Ferb had done extensive research into the way to raise a platypus, so they expected him to live for about that long. Of course, that estimate doesn't exactly take into account the stress of epic battles of good versus evil. Having one of those every day tends to cut the time down.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Always there by Extreme Light 9 reviews
Anger gets hurt during one of his tantrums. Luckily, Fear is there to patch him up.
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Fear, Anger - Complete
Maturation by WatchMeSoar reviews
Set the night that Riley came back home and Joy and Sadness found their way back to Headquarters. The five Emotions have a few things to talk about in that wake of everything, and as the dust settles, they realize that the air still has to be cleared between them. Rated due to deep self-esteem issues among emotions and general angst.
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 7/23/2015 - Disgust, Fear, Anger, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Colors by Awesomenesss-sama reviews
Tip and Oh find out about an interesting emotion the hard way. Unfortunately for Oh, he was the second last (before Tip) to find out about it.
Home - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,032 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [Tip/Gratuity T., Oh]
Appropriation by The Third Marauder reviews
The one in which a territorial Loki becomes an instructor at the SHIELD Academy. It takes everyone some time to... adapt... to the new situation.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Autumn is Worse by Benny The Crazed Cartoonist reviews
Bog hates Autumn even more than he hates Spring. Allergic!Boggy and Nursemaid!Marianne. Oneshot.
Strange Magic - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/5/2015 - Complete
five times JARVIS almost lost Tony (and one time the man lost his AI) by liliace reviews
Exactly what it says on the title. Alternatively: Tony flirts with death, JARVIS worries over his creator, and Tony has made an art out of ignoring his recommendations. (Takes place over all Iron Man and Avengers movies.)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
There Are No Strings On Me So No Chance of Kneeling by sudoku reviews
Loki and Ultron plotted to take over the world. It went as well as the other times when two megalomaniacs try to work together, aka not at all.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2015 - Loki, Ultron, Nick F., Agent Maria Hill - Complete
Fear's Coffee by Nairobi-Harper reviews
After having a nightmare, Sadness comes in to comfort Fear, and he learns who makes him coffee.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2015 - Fear, Sadness - Complete
Chaste by Forever-Furuba reviews
It is possible to be completely in love with someone and still not desire sexual contact. And that is okay. Asexual romance exists. Such relationships can still be healthy and valid. For an interspecies couple like Marianne and the Bog King, would it really be so surprising? (Don't say "They're royalty and need heirs." Adoption also exists.)
Strange Magic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2015 - Complete
Ghost in the Code by sirensoundwave reviews
Turbo locked up everyone's memories to insert himself in the game. All was well for him and (arguably) the entire game for 15 years. But the reset put everything back where it belonged. Now new faces appear, new places are unlocked and dark secrets are revealed hidden in plain sight. Throwing everyone into the grey area between good and evil without concern for their sanity.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,842 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Candlehead, Gloyd O.
Always by WatchMeSoar reviews
In the heat of the moment, Fear says something he never meant to share. Inspired by the awesome interview.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Disgust, Fear - Complete
Responsible by UntoldStories113 reviews
What in all heavens had possessed him to run away? He couldn't understand it. Fortunately, she could. (Contains spoilers)
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2015 - Fear, Sadness - Complete
Dear Vladimir by Alpha Flyer reviews
JARVIS meddles in Russian politics. He really shouldn't.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/16/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Jarvis - Complete
Afterwards by OnehitWonder7777777 reviews
belongs to George Lucas. What happens after the Happy Ending Kiss? I adore this silly ship very much but I don't think they'd be happy all minutes of the day. Great love songs aren't built from simple happiness.
Strange Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2015
Beauty and the Boov by MissMaudest reviews
Tip and Oh have a guest visiting for a few days. The new guest is not as friendly as Oh first thought. Join Oh in the struggle to be accepted by more than just the Humanspeople.
Home - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
If demi-gods played flappy bird by phantompen001 reviews
Tony convinces Bruce to teach Loki how to play flappy bird
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Dancing with Ourselves by DanniB reviews
Riley attends her first school dance and her emotions have to keep up.
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Complete
Untouchable by honeyzilla reviews
Riley Anderson was too young to know what love was. Unfortunately, the same goes for her emotions. / Post-movie. (One-shot) R&R!
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2015 - [Disgust, Anger] - Complete
Lofe and Lore by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
My contribution to Strange Magic week Day 3 on Tumblr
Strange Magic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2015
A Good Plan by Collie Parkillo reviews
Lance drops some hints. Zil overthinks things. ZilLance. T for slur usage and sexual references.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Zil S., Lance] - Complete
The Color of Envy by 8Clarify8 reviews
Is apparently Violet [One-shot]
Home - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2015 - Lucy T., Oh, Tip/Gratuity T. - Complete
Do You Know Where The End Is? by CaringIsNotAnAdvantage reviews
Another defeated cry came from outside their stronghold. Not long now. There was little for them to do but wait. No matter the outcome, the people that they were would soon cease to exist. It suddenly seemed imperative to Erik to get his infernal helmet off. It had been years since he had allowed Charles in, and every second without that beloved presence in his mind was agony.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier, Quicksilver/Peter M. - Complete
Inexplicable by Youknowwhatever reviews
A story in which Riley doesn't realize that when this girl at school said she wanted to "go out" with her, she meant she wanted to go out on a date with her.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 7/16/2015 - [OC, Riley] Riley's Emotions - Complete
Jarvis by soundofsnow reviews
Jarvis wasn't always Tony's own personal AI. He wasn't always Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. No Jarvis was much more than that. He was real. Rated T?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Ashes by pochapal reviews
When the FAYZ comes down, Ellen comes to realise that her entire world has been turned to ash and ruin. Now, she must learn to live with and overcome the consequences if she wants to sift through the ashes and build a future that burns brightly. One-shot detailing Fire Chief Ellen's post-FAYZ life.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Elwood B., Dekka, Toto - Complete
Resolved by Katra21 reviews
Just a short head-canon drabble about Dawn's feelings towards Sunny.
Strange Magic - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Complete
A Glimpse of the past by ineedtogetalife reviews
A series of unrelated stories, that will be marked as completed. Chapter five: The heart he hides (request). Erik discovers the consequences of his actions in Cuba.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Erik L./Magneto, Mystique/Raven D., Charles Xavier - Complete
Rex-It Felix by I Can Craft-It
Based off a Wreck-It Ralph Roller Derby AU from Tumblr. Ralph and Vanellope, trying to find an alternate roller rink for the girl to practice in, find out a very big secret about their good friend, Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Eye Patch Problems by Good Morning and Good Night reviews
Nick Fury's eyepatch provides a difficult problem. When is he winking, and when is he blinking?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Nick F., Jarvis - Complete
Shock by The Writress of Many Fandoms reviews
In a devastating accident a father kills his daughter. His emotions decide the best way to deal with it is to go on autopilot. Rated T for character death.
Inside Out - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Fear, OC - Complete
Core Memory by theLonelystart reviews
Fear and Disgust make a core memory together after Riley wakes up with a spider in her bed. Simple enough...until the incident awakens certain feelings they have for each other.
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Disgust, Fear] - Complete
Somewhere by Miriel Tolkien reviews
David holds onto his dreams, even when they're impossible. Songfic; Steelheart spoilers.
Reckoners - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Megan, David C. - Complete
Cowboy Hats and the Sun by Satan Abraham reviews
It's their first date after the FAYZ and things are just about perfect. Almost. [rodilio] [post-fayz] [cute guys cute] [oneshot]
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Edilio E., Roger] - Complete
The StarNerve Alphabet by StarNerve reviews
Where Fear and Joy leads to love. A series of Joy x Fear one-shot drabbles covering all the letters of the alphabet.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/2/2015 - [Fear, Joy] Riley's Emotions - Complete
Scrawled in the Dirt by KnifeoftheMoon reviews
After spending months underground with no one to talk to but a radioactive alien, Drake is bored. Bored and lonely. Of course, there is one person he could turn to... ((One-shot. Hint of Brittany x Drake.)) ('Gone' belongs to Michael Grant, along with all the characters.)
Gone - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2015 - [Drake M., Brittney D.] - Complete
Dream by DotnPolka reviews
Joy was happy. Everything was great in Riley's life. It felt like she had everything she needed to make each day perfect. Until Joy remembered that something was missing, after a fun filled day of songs and cotton candy.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/28/2015 - Joy, Sadness, Anger, Riley's Emotions - Complete
Private Party by gingertintedglasses reviews
Based on Bland Marvel Headcanon: Everyone knows Tony loves showing off with big, extravagant parties. What he'll never mention are the parties where he just gets drunk with his oldest friend & his girlfriend, or how fond he is of watching Pepper dance barefoot with Rhodey to James Brown. Those memories are just for them. And JARVIS, who never fails to play "Please, Please, Please".
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., War Machine/James R. - Complete
The Mighty Atom by NinthFeather reviews
"I am not JARVIS, either," he said. And that should have been fine, because Vision was worthy, so worthy that Thor's ridiculous hammer could sense it within minutes of his creation, but—all Tony wanted to do was shout, "Wrong, wrong, wrong," and go back to the drawing board, because it was supposed to be JARVIS, that was the whole point.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Vision - Complete
Explorin' the Mind by Emily E reviews
One bored Saturday morning, the emotions all decide to sit down and watch "Dora the Explorer". Both hilarity and chaos ensue.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Riley's Emotions - Complete
On the Inside Looking Out by theLonelystart reviews
Disgust couldn't just watch Sadness stand in that circle all day...could she?
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/24/2015 - Sadness, Disgust - Complete
Further Out by BayesWatch reviews
A middle-aged Riley finally completes a very old ambition of hers. Microfic.
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Joy, Bing Bong - Complete
Promise by Nebulaskiies reviews
"I know," Joy sniffled, her voice thick with tears. "But, I made him a promise, and promises are meant to be fulfilled. I have to make Riley remember."
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Joy, Disgust - Complete
Desire or Jealousy by Satan Abraham reviews
What to do when your girlfriend is ugly and your second-in-command is, objectively, the most attractive, smart, wonderful, beautiful, amazing person in the FAYZ. [zilance] [oneshot] [in which aurora only writes about characters who either sell drugs to children or are basically hitler]
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2015 - [Zil S., Lance] - Complete
How half-life goes by Deborahpflover reviews
Collection for all my drabbles and at the moment: Phanniemay contributions! Enjoy! various themes, pairings, characters and ratings.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,559 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/20/2015 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Danny F.
Burdens of the Past by Dayja reviews
Steve Rogers can't stand the things Tony Stark says about Howard. Howard was a good man. It's not like Howard ever hit Tony. It's not like Tony had to watch his father hit his mom. Steve should know what real abuse is. And one night in a fit of rage he tells Stark exactly that. Now Steve's tablet is acting up and Steve doesn't know why. Is this Stark's revenge?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,712 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 109 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Jarvis - Complete
Rose Moon by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
A tradition and a fear that their love may not be fated. Can Marianne and Bog's relationship survive the Rose Moon?
Strange Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015
Insubstantial by AnotherBook reviews
Loki has never known who or what he was. So, he made himself a monster. Character study, posted by Erin. Somewhat dark (is there anything featuring Loki that isn't somewhat dark!), so proceed with caution.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2015 - Thor, Loki - Complete
You Do Know Liebe Isn't An Insult, Right? by CrimesOfADeadpool reviews
Charles is beginning to wonder if Erik actually knows how to speak German. Because, Schöner wasn't an insult. Liebchen definitely wasn't. Then why on earth was Erik spitting them at him like they were? [Cherik]
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier] - Complete
How to cure Loki by AncientDoom reviews
They find a more practical use for Thor's hammer. Oneshot
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki - Complete
Just A Rather Very Intelligent System by DarkestSight reviews
Five times Jarvis took control of the Iron Man armour without the other Avengers finding out and one time they did.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,868 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Just A Program by StoryMakerr014 reviews
He was just a program. He can't take away humanity's hope, and the more he tries, the more he will lose. But he has to TRY. Because that's what he was created for; to save them. To protect them. And he has to act what he was programmed to do. Because he was just that: a program.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2015 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Ultron - Complete
Your World by Silent Hallelujah reviews
Marianne has seen nearly every corner of the Dark Forest with Bog as her guide. Now he has a growing desire to visit the Fairy Kingdom to learn more about her. But, at the same time, Bog wants to spare her the inevitable criticism from her subjects.
Strange Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Complete
Of Empty Spaces by inukagome15 reviews
Spoilers for Age of Ultron. At the end of it all, Tony's left with the empty spaces where a beloved friend once was.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/18/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Vision - Complete
After Pepper by sumersprkl reviews
When Pepper dies, Tony, whether he admits it or not, has some trouble coping. Perhaps a road trip to the middle of nowhere to find and recapture a supervillain may take his mind off it. Frostiron.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,225 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/11/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
First Meetings by EmmyFan reviews
Once upon a time, Tony met Jarvis; he doesn't remember. Once upon a time, J.A.R.V.I.S. met Tony; he does. One-shot
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Does This Unit Have A Soul? by otherhawk reviews
Captain America, Iron Man and JARVIS discuss the nature of life and artificial intelligence.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Jarvis - Complete
Feeling Like Home by Marcipie reviews
Lucy Tucchi needs to get some answers after the invasion and who better to ask than the two who helped resolve it? *spoilers*
Home - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Lucy T., Oh, Tip/Gratuity T. - Complete
Grand Piano by Ciel Leon reviews
Tony taught himself to play the piano when he was six and now he can hear the music in his mind. He's never played the piano for anyone but himself before, but Loki changes that by intruding. Turns out Loki loves music and the two bond. Pepper is oblivious until the last second. One-Shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/7/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Pepper P. - Complete
these hallowed walls by Domenic reviews
"Well, let's see—I killed you first." Ultron, Vision, and containment. Post-movie AU.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Ultron, Vision - Complete
Illusion: Damage Control by shadowblade-tara reviews
AU: Loki has been in danger, hurt, all this time, and Thor is only just now finding out about it. There is gonna be hell to pay once the Avengers learn that Loki was never their enemy, but someone was wearing Loki's face . . . .
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 139 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Kitty Cat by Blacknovelist reviews
A simple walk, pondering the love of his life, and a strange little sound. It was a complete accident he found her, but one he was grateful for nonetheless. A simple take on how Vlad came to have a cat in the first place.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 4/11/2015 - Vlad M. - Complete
Phineas and Ferb- Crack by TheDarkMistress16 reviews
... I am so sorry (#ABSOLUTELYnotsorry) that I made this at three in the morning, showed it off to everyone at school (who knew the show, of course), and now posting it on my accounts. "/, c" , all other characters belong to: Dan Povenmire, Swampy Marsh, and Disney; I suppose. I only own the randomness that will never happen in the show. I swear this was all tumblr's fault...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2015 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Obligatory Coffee Shop AU by Maya Koppori reviews
Based on a prompt from tumblr- "You ran into my coffee shop chased by a mob of people and now I have to hide you." Mentions of animal cruelty. Oneshot, complete.
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Suffocation by sapphireswimming reviews
They said that your bad deeds come back to haunt you. The thief just didn't expect them to mean it literally.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Danny F. - Complete
Glowing Green by Kiwi Lee Scipio reviews
Sam finds out that she has retained some of Undergrowth's powers just in time for Danny's parents to find out about his Phantom life. Only they've been brainwashed by what Human Vlad said back in Nonentity and think Danny is now being controlled by Phantom and wish to rip the two apart so they can have their son back. Takes place right after D-Stabilized while taking place of PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,883 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Complete
Contrary by Silverwing013 reviews
Contrary to the type of help Jazz gave, she knew she was no licensed therapist.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 23,760 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Complete
Tony's Apostraphe to JARVIS by Austin and Ally Go 1 Direction reviews
It started out as my Literature poem in the form of an apostraphe. Somewhere along the way, it turned into Tony reminiscing about Jarvis, the man who inspired the witty AI we all know and love today.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Grandmother by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
So here is Griselda's reaction to becoming a Grama
Strange Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Complete
Grandfather by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
Here is my take on the Fairy King's reaction to Shilo's birth. I just think he is thrilled his daughters are in such love. Anyway here it is Love it!
Strange Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/8/2015
Bringing Pig Home by Animation Adventures reviews
One morning, Oh learns that it is the fourth anniversary of when the Tucci family got Pig. Interested in the story behind Pig joining the family, Oh asks Tip about it. So Tip tells him a story that starts back in Barbados before her family moved.
Home - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2015 - Lucy T., Oh, Pig, Tip/Gratuity T. - Complete
Danny is a Spork by LunagaleMaster reviews
It was a typical day at Caster High with an atypical conversation at lunch on the discussion on the relationship between halfas and sporks. Extremely minor Danny/Sam. Spoilers through most of season three. Full one-shot now posted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,834 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by SignedAnon reviews
In which Volger makes a rather untimely entrance, and tea time proves to be most enlightening. dalek.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Webcomic by Hollyflash reviews
Tucker hadn't meant to help create a popular webcomic based around the adventures of his best friend. No, really, it was a total accident. Mostly. Happy 11th Dannyversary!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Tucker F. - Complete
The ABC's: Avengers Baking Cakes by LoquaciousQuibbler reviews
Misadventure of the Avengers. A simple trip to the grocery store (or maybe not-so-simple, but that's not the point) turns into a few choice people gawking at the cake display. Someone gets the idea that making a cake is a good idea… only problem? It's not really a good idea… Includes OC Naomi Carson.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,743 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, OC, Thor - Complete
The Label Maker by Trinityvampire83 reviews
Misuse of a label maker in Avengers Tower, comedy ensues. To be added into a larger story later, but works well as a stand alone.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] Thor - Complete
Do You Wanna Touch Me? by SouffleGirlAndFishCustard reviews
Time spent in the Dark Forest alone with Bog can be pretty romantic for Marianne, but with shyness and their dorky awkwardness in the way, will the Goblin King and the Fairy Princess be able to express their feelings other than words?
Strange Magic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/20/2015 - Complete
Peter's Names for the Avengers, None of Which His Parents Understand by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
Superfamily Oneshot. When the Suitcase Suit is stolen, only Peter knows who took it. But Peter claims the culprit is someone named "Uncle Big", and NO ONE KNOWS WHO THAT IS.
Crossover - Avengers & Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/16/2015 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Brave by reedeem reviews
Computer Jack just wanted to be free.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Computer Jack - Complete
Flipping Out by Animation Adventures reviews
With Candace out with her friends, and Mom and Dad having a night out, Phineas and Ferb are given a sitter for the evening. Their sitter is none other than Monty Monogram, and his interests might just have an effect on the brothers. Meanwhile, Agent P has to stop Doofenshmirtz from using his newest evil invention on his brother.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2015 - Phineas, Ferb, Monty M. - Complete
Snowball Prank by Please dont read these stories reviews
Calvin and Hobbes prepare to prank Susie with a barrage of snowballs, but of course, Hobbes ruins it. This time though, more than he thought... (One shot)
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Calvin, Susie Derkins] Hobbes
Ready Aim Fire by Tori Stone reviews
A collection of one-shots inspired by words, phrases, or quotes. Up next: Ghostnip
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,446 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Inner Nature by UntoldStories113 reviews
It wasn't always easy being part of Riley. Neither was being there for her. (Written pre-movie. Each chapter features a different Emotion.)
Inside Out - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/6/2015 - Published: 2/17/2015 - Riley's Emotions, Riley - Complete
Somethings Never Change (and also Biker Gangs) by Falling without You reviews
Steve has always had little talents, drawing, mechanics, cooking. In the future there's not much he can do with himself, so he picks up one of these talents again, covertly of course.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/4/2015 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
One to Beam Up by MirrorFlower and DarkWind reviews
Death has finally come for Spock Prime. He has done so much. What awaits him after death? Tribute to Leonard Nimoy. May he rest in peace.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2015 - Complete
Playdate by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
Well here is our little Princess Shilo's first real playdate
Strange Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
Shilo's First Birthday by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
Another Shilo story. I got some amazing wonderful reviews for Shilo's Birth so here is her first birthday.
Strange Magic - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Complete
A Man Who Taught Me by maiuayame reviews
This is a poem dedicated to Leonard Nimoy, who passed away February 27, 2015. He will be missed .
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Spock - Complete
WIR Dog AU: Hashtag Dogtag by upperstories reviews
Fluffy Oneshot. Cats are very hard to photograph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2015 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Moppet Girl, Mr. Litwak
A Ghost Of An Idea by Awesomenesss-sama reviews
The trio have to face their biggest battle yet. Boredom. With nothing else to do, Tucker manages to find the perfect solution on his PDA in the form of "do-everything-that-could-get-us-into-trouble-and-pull-out-just-before-detention". Rated for mild author swearing near the end, since I couldn't find a way to phrase it without sounding like I'm in kindergarten.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Lancer - Complete
Inside, Outside by Cynder2013 reviews
Takes place a day after the FAYZ wall goes clear. This is short and someone else could probably do this idea better but I can't find anything. The people outside the dome find out a little of what has been happening in the FAYZ through a practically tactless list.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2015 - unknown, OC - Complete
The Monsters Meet Dracula by Mysterygirl102 reviews
When B.O.B, Link, Susan and Dr. Cockroach find an injured bat out in the desert, they bring the creature in and heal it. They are surprised when they discover that the bat is actually a vampire, and the vampire is the real legendary Count Dracula. Team Monster must help Dracula get back to his hotel in Transylvania before the Vampire hunters who tried to kill him find him.
Crossover - Monsters vs. Aliens & Hotel Transylvania - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 3/2/2014
His Butler, Mary Sue by The Author Has Quit Writing reviews
What happens when an oc who's too pretty and perfect arrives at the Phantomhive manor? Laughs to be had! Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Ciel P., Sebastian M., OC - Complete
Mistakes to Avoid When Writing TOS by WeirdLittleStories reviews
This is an essay, not a fic, and it's about the TV show, not about the movies. Since TOS was the first Star Trek, a lot of the stuff that developed later isn't yet present. To keep your story within TV-era TOS boundaries, here are a few things to keep in mind. JUST ADDED: Chapter 2, on how to make Kirk and McCoy talk like Americans, even if you aren't one. :-)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 9/13/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Shilo's Birth by Ze Great Camicazi reviews
Marrianne and Bog's little baby girl has a secret of her own.
Strange Magic - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Complete
What An Excellent Fort by TimeyWimeyINTJ reviews
Or, that time Tony bought Clint four hundred and three Pillow Pets. Friendship fic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis - Complete
Drawn to You by Tae Fansick reviews
slight one-sided HobbitLock, JohnLock, Smaug x Bilbo. When SMaug first laid eyes on the Hobbit a connection was made. One that stood the tests of time.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Bilbo B., Smaug, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Round and Round by EvilPieIsGood reviews
In the end, it is Them. In the beginning, it is Them
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Adam Young, Pepper, Brian, Wensleydale - Complete
Cards Against Humanity by Hollyflash reviews
Cards Against Humanity; a party game for horrible people. Or, you know, two bored ghosts, two hybrids who thought stopping by Clockwork's for a visit would be fun, and one Master of Time who still doesn't know how this game got into his tower. Oh well, same difference.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/16/2015 - Dani, Clockwork, P. Spectra, Ghost Writer
Loki needs his coffee by draconequus
Who says gods don't need coffee? Especially gods who work double time as villains. Loki's daily hassle of trying to get coffee, and having to go through elaborate disguises to get it. One-Shot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Urban Legends With The Avengers by PassionatelyHiddlestoned reviews
Join the Avengers and Loki around the campfire as they retell the tales of all the classic urban legends that we know- starring themselves. T for horror violence in some of the stories- enjoy :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Team Phantom Handbook by Xenopsyche reviews
A Handbook designed to be distributed to anyone joining the ranks of 'Team Phantom', briefly detailing the role, purpose and members of the unique group, the technology used, and the enemies they may face. Based in the same altered timeline as my other DP stories.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 30,953 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] Tucker F., Jazz F. - Complete
Immutual by sapphireswimming reviews
AU, based on latte-dah's tumblr headcanon. Chapter 3 written by lal-nila-syrin. Vlad hasn't shown up for work, or taking over the world duties, in a while. Danny wonders if he should be worried.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M., The Dairy King - Complete
That Was My Last Nerve, and You, Sir, Just Stomped On It! by LauraCynthia reviews
Spock raises Doctor McCoy's ire by once again logically winning an argument. Which leads Bones to wonder... For fans of my "Trek Tales" series in the 2009 movie's section. One shot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
All Wrong by Unchanging Delusions reviews
In which Smaug and his oversized ego interfere with Bilbo's evening plans. Why does this feel so familiar…?
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Candles Against the Night by AnotherBook reviews
None of them is all right. But if they're not-all-right together, then maybe it doesn't matter quite so much. Character study, teamfic, posted by Erin.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Get Lost! by LauraCynthia reviews
Calvin muses on something he's been told all too often by the adults in his life. Originally written on February 6th, 2006.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Calvin - Complete
The Avengers Watch Tim Burton Movies by PassionatelyHiddlestoned reviews
Thanks to Dark Magical Sorcres for this request! Most of the Avengers, and most certainly Loki, haven't seen many Tim Burton films, so Tony decides to educate them.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Don't Let Go by lahmrh reviews
K/S. With V'Ger gone, it turns out Spock isn't quite as fine as they hoped. Fortunately Kirk is there to help.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2014 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Do You Wanna Build a Snowman by ChickWithThePurpleGuitar reviews
The Avengers watch Frozen. And then they watch a video of Howard and Co. looking for Steve's body in the ice. And then Tony attempts to sing, and Steve hits him. That's literally it, this is really short, enjoy. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Complete
Bored! by ModernDayBard reviews
Just a quick, funny little scene with Pepper, JARVIS, and Tony for my first foray into the Marvel universe on this profile. (Based off of a head cannon on Tumblr, suggested by WovenInASong. Avengers/Ironman One-Shot)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Wherever You Are by passedTense reviews
Sometimes life likes to pull the chair out from under its victims. When Calvin is killed in action, his father is left in an endless freefall. An old friend reemerges to help him to his feet. Oneshot.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2014 - Hobbes, Dad - Complete
Vulnerable by HaiJu reviews
A desperate moment leads to a difficult choice, and Danny must deal with the consequences. A collaboration between Anneriawings and Haiju. Complete!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., P. Spectra - Complete
Blush by Razzella reviews
I hadn't realized I was staring again until that dark smirk pulled across his face; I suddenly couldn't tear my eyes from his lips, even as I became flustered. "Does the Listener fancy Cicero, perhaps?" I wondered yet again what he was like before. If these glimpses that dried my mouth and sapped the air from my lungs were any indication, I discovered quickly that I wanted more.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Cicero V., OC] Sheogorath - Complete
Inspiration by The Fruit and the Loopy reviews
After writer's block hits, Writer takes a risk and heads out to Earth for some inspiration. He found it, but not in quite the way he expected. T for swearing.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Ghost Writer, Jazz F. - Complete
The Most Unlikely of Friendships by The Fruit and the Loopy reviews
It was at the unholy hour of one in the morning when the most daring of friendships was born.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Sam M., Paulina - Complete
Alone by 9r7g5h reviews
She was used to sleeping alone.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Complete
The End of Sleep by Lady of the Shards reviews
An alternate ending for the movie...Or more like an add on. I felt the need to fix. So there are spoilers on how the movie ends, so beware. Go see the movie! It's amazing! I don't own! Rated T just in case.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 11/10/2014
Crush by DimeStreet reviews
Tony doesn't really notice how Loki keeps unintentionally saving his life, or think that it's odd how often he manages to survive an encounter with the god. The guy is just having a hard time killing him. Frostiron
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,696 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P.
Dearest Cicero by ragecage reviews
For all you cold-blooded Dark Brotherhood assassins who had a soft spot for a certain jester... though you may cry.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
There Will Come AI Brains by Artesian reviews
During the Age of Ultron, there are some who remain isolated, who do not participate in the fight, but wait for the fighters to come back. Jarvis' perspective of the Rise of Ultron. (Includes a possible plotline for Age of Ultron. Vaguely spoilery, as it takes into account several of the rumors).
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R.
Natasha Romanoff: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Scared in your own home? Found a knife hidden under your pillow? Wondering why there is a black leather cat suit in your size? This manual will bring you peace.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Complete
The Bittersweet Embrace of Time by crankyman7 reviews
With his best friend gone and his retirement imminent, Mr. Litwak contemplates his own advancing age, and the future of his arcade.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Hush Hush, Sweet Citizen by Dixie Darlin reviews
The Candy Cane Forest is no place for anyone to wander alone, especially in the dark of night. One curious candy citizen ventures into it to find out if rumors of a dangerous creature are true. If she's lucky, the rumors will be simply rumors...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2014 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Steve Rogers: Guide and Owner's Manual by Mischief11 reviews
Wondering why the american flag is suddenly in your living room? Found a shield hanging on your clothing line? Tired of eating apple pie? Can not figure out where the strange music is coming from? Everything will be alright.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2014
Human by AnotherBook reviews
Posted by Erin. Ties in with "Transcription Jn 30, 2012". Steve is haunted by the Red Skull's assertion that they aren't part of humanity any longer. He's used to being lonely, but he's not a moper, and this takes a lot of thought in a world where things are black and white, where they're supposed to be simple.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/31/2014 - J. Schmidt/Red Skull, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
Strings by TheForgottenSheikah reviews
A peak inside Ultron's thoughts when he awakes inside Stark Tower and makes his presence known to the Avengers. Inspired by the 2014 Marvel Age of Ultron trailer. First time writing Ultron so constructive criticism would be appreciated. :)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Ultron - Complete
A Typical Phineas & Ferb Episode by HeroineCruor reviews
What the title says. Affectionate parody of this Disney Show; real malice is out of question.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
GLITCH by Invisiblegirl16 reviews
A one-shot. And this glitch. This curse. This blessing. Maybe it wasn't so bad after all. Maybe it was just another part of who she was. Another part of President Vanellope von Schweetz.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/22/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Stranger by Dwarven Runes reviews
Dreams are such odd things. Some say they are memories. Others say they are visions of the future. And a few believe they are windows to other dimensions. Originally a oneshot, but now it's doubled.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
Stories of a Satellite by TartKiwiFruit reviews
"So do you think Amity Park is anything like Dimmsdale?" "Actually...there are some striking similarities." Trixie Tang's neurotic satellite Veronica moves to Nowheresville, Illinois- AKA Amity Park- and falls in with the Populars. Her obsession with losers in reddish colored hats draws her to some new losers, and the ghost ridden town's superhero. Review if you want updates.
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,954 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Veronica, Tucker F.
From the Heart by silver drip reviews
Both human and Aesir have hearts with four chambers, but the Jotun's heart has five.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Complete
Intentional: A Frozen One Shot by MeganC121 reviews
It seems like no one approves of Elsa letting Anna marry for true love. But Elsa isn't about to let anyone tell her how she should "use" her sister.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2014 - Elsa, Anna - Complete
Who Needs a Prince? by A. Zap reviews
Belle and Ella have left their Princes. It seemed like their happily ever afters were a bust. Then, their paths cross and it looks like things start looking up. Could this be their second chance? BellexCinderella
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Cinderella - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Belle, Cinderella] - Complete
Give Me Love by Insane-Random-Girl-17 reviews
Tony cant handle not having love.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2014 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Gone by 9r7g5h reviews
She was gone.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Pasttime by BeastRage the Hunter reviews
A young ghost visits a lonely monster trapped in a castle, everyday growing a little stronger. Until one day, he comes back with a promise. A different look at Clockwork's origins.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2014 - Clockwork, Pariah D. - Complete
Cursed by ICantBelieveImWritingFanFict reviews
Danny didn't know why he was so fascinated by the squirrels. Maybe it was the accident a few weeks ago, that had brought him closer to death than he'd ever thought he'd be for a long time… Or maybe it was just natural curiosity—he'd never been this close to a dead body before, after all.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Danny F., Jack F. - Complete
Journey of Secrets by WolfKael reviews
First Danny Phantom fic! DXS, TXV, but not super-heavy. Lancer's class is on a trip to the Ghost Zone, courtesy of the Fentons! (Takes a couple chapters to gain momentum, and I promise it isn't your average 'field trip' fic!) T because I'm paranoid, but it could probably be K . SEQUEL IS UP AND IN-PROGRESS: Check out "Adrift"! Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,771 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Valerie G. - Complete
Good Morning, New York! by Alpha Flyer reviews
Two assassins, one AI and a daytime TV host. A recipe for ... what, exactly?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/1/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Agent Maria Hill, Jarvis - Complete
Together Forever by starflight77 reviews
Post FAYZ. This is part of the theory where Caine actually switched places with Little Pete. (Is that even a theory? Well, it is now.) Rated T for suicide. I don't know what genre it is so...
Gone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Caine S., Diana L. - Complete
We Make an Excellent Team by echo333 reviews
Ratchet, Clank, Qwark, and Nefarious have a little trouble with a rusted elevator crank during their adventure on Magnus. Takes place during All 4 One.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious - Complete
Bayard by sapphireswimming reviews
The ghost just didn't know who he was messing with when he floated into Lancer's classroom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Danny F., Lancer - Complete
King of Clubs by DemiSpy reviews
Danny breathes in, breathes out. Not going mad, just keep talking. Not going mad. "So… what now?" Clockwork grimaces. "Well, now you choose. You either refuse the crown and let the Ghost Zone crumble, or you accept it and take up Pariah's throne." My take on the Ghost King concept.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 104,380 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Danny F., Sam M.] [Tucker F., Jazz F.] - Complete
The Little Things by The Sophisticated Shut In reviews
Fry and Leela's on-again / off-again relationship, seen through the little things.
Futurama - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - P. Fry, T. Leela
Success by KaliOfDarknesss reviews
He'd succeeded. He didn't like it.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
Fireworks by starlight.moon.princess reviews
There's something in the inexplicability of magic that can't help but fascinate Tony's inner child. The god casting said magic is just a bonus - and something a lot more. TonyLoki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Complete
Displaced Aggression by VegetaCold reviews
Set after "Control Freaks" "Reality Trip" hasn't happened yet . Vlad breaks Freakshow out of jail and recruits him to help control Danny. Please R&R or I won't continue And yes, as typical of me, there will be strong language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,409 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M.
A staff, a goat, and a hagraven by jarhardar290
Ever wonder what happened in the twelve hours you lost when you did that drinking contest? Well now you finally know! Join The Dragonborn, that Sam guy, and Random Traveler in their journey all across Skyrim! Rated T for language, violence, and overall insaniay. And besides, nothing bad happens in that quest! It's not like you married a hagraven, right? Or did you?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 928 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Sam Guevenne
Mechanical Daddy by Sammy Heroes reviews
Jarvis and the bots just want to show how much affection they have towards their master. But Tony doesn't seem to be paying attention to their attempts. Is he? (You may also read Father's Day)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Awake by SpaceCat97 reviews
All robots require a purpose.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Clank - Complete
The Adventures of Hiccup, the Dragon Chief by FoxGlade reviews
... and his Loyal Companions; Astrid the Actual Chief, Also Known As Astrid the Amazing, and Toothless the Long-Suffering. Alternatively: Hiccup and Toothless become the explorers they were always meant to be, and Astrid Hofferson becomes the Chief she was always meant to be. HTTYD2 SPOILERS ABOUND. Three-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/27/2014 - Published: 7/5/2014
KoC: Extras & Outtakes by DemiSpy reviews
A collection of one-shots and deleted scenes from my story, King of Clubs. Some are "behind the scenes" material that got cut but technically did happen in the story, others are simply deleted bits (mostly humorous). First chapter: OOC & Inconsistent Ladies, featuring Sam and Valerie.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/25/2014
Mister Librarian by A. Zap reviews
Jim has noticed that the librarian at Starfleet Academy is hot. So, he attempts tries to get a rise out of the Vulcan librarian, Spock. Spock makes it a bit difficult though. Inspired by the song Marian the Librarian from The Music Man.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/23/2014 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
run program: hot potato by whitchry9 reviews
Hulk likes lighting fires. Dum-E likes putting them out. Written for a prompt. REUPLOADED TO FIX FORMATTING.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis - Complete
Backdoor Discoveries by sujiai reviews
"The prince was young yet, and this unfortunate attraction might pass before then." Volger overhears something he wishes he hadn't. Pairing: Alek/'Dylan'. Oneshot.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Deryn S., Alek F., Volger - Complete
The Vision by raindrops 28 reviews
From the recent spoilers - it's not a coincidence that the actor of Vision is the voice of Jarvis. A one-shot prediction. As he stares at Tony Stark's worn face, Vision doesn't remember once upon a time he was an AI named Jarvis.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis, Ultron - Complete
the Esruc-protocol by ThisCat reviews
A couple of skilled thieves try to break into Avengers tower. This turns out to have certain problems. Namely, the recident AI enjoys watching horror-movies... Rated T for language and such.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Jarvis, OC, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Photos of the Widow by Helena.G.Wells reviews
Who's good idea was it to allow pictures to be uploaded on S.H.I.E.L.D's notice board? Post Avengers but pree CAWS
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Jarvis - Complete
Pop-Tarts by MarvelCW reviews
This is how the avengers have breakfast in Avenger's tower, earlier known as Stark tower. Includes all 6 avengers, Nick Fury, and Jarvis! Enjoy! :D
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Nick F. - Complete
License by sapphireswimming reviews
Danny's 16. Driving seems like the next logical step.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Some Candy for Thought by cornpony reviews
Being a king often entails more than just ruling with an iron fist, and Turbo discovers this for himself in the more mundane tasks he must perform under the guise of King Candy. The citizens he rules over are not as he initially expects them to be. (No pairings!)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2014 - King Candy/Turbo, Taffyta M., Sour Bill, Jubileena B. B. - Complete
Unexpected Revelation by TallieCat reviews
She waited in his empty room until he crawled back through his window in the middle of the night...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Danny F., Maddie F.
Throw Your Life Away by starlightandseaglass reviews
Light spoilers! Set 5 years after the end of the FAYZ. Diana writes a book about her and Caine's time in the FAYZ, something both Sam and Astrid think is a bad idea.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Sam T., Astrid E., Caine S., Diana L. - Complete
GIR, I Know What We're Gonna Do Today! by AgentInvaderMinionofDoom reviews
GIR manages to send himself, Zim, Dib, and Gaz to another universe - which is Phineas and Ferb's backyard! What happens when Candace and Dib team up? Will Isabella make a new friend? What trouble does Gir get into? How will they get home! CHAPTER 12 IS UP! Thanks for your patience with this story; it's not abandoned! Rated K plus for mild cartoon wrestling.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,182 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 7/15/2010
Make Do by Nikoru-chan reviews
Captain America is used to challenges: Captain America led a top commando team in WWII, Captain America worked closely with Howard Stark, Captain America is now a greatly respected Avenger. Steve Rogers, on the other hand, has to deal with Tony Stark.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dummies and Eggheads by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge:Trying to move into the Avenger's tower was difficult, mostly because of the rooms. They had seen a mechanical kitchen, a closet- garage, a pollo court, a spa even, but a lab? No. The idea that a lab even existed was preposterous, almost silly. Where else would Stark make all of his inventions-was that a robot? What kind of name is Dummy? A Fire Extinguisher? What?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,549 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 293 - Published: 6/10/2014 - Complete
No Longer Alone by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: Hulk realizes he isn't alone.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 213 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Insomnia by DeHaanedToDeath reviews
{Tony Stark fic} Tony's been having trouble sleeping recently but the two street lamps outside his window seem to help him drop off. Completed. No sequel coming. Just a one shot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Home Alone by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: What does Jarvis do when no one is home?
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Bugged by mewtwowarrior reviews
An AU scenario where Wreck-It Ralph is eaten by a Cy-Bug at the end of the movie. Based off a drawing done by genalovestoons on Tumblr. Originally written on November 30, 2012.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Of Stars and Princes by Headwig1010 reviews
As gate keeper Heimdall has seen all the beauty and the terror of the universe so a young and lost Asgardian prince should prove no challenge at all...Right? Just a cute little One-shot.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Loki, Heimdall - Complete
Just a Night by CaptainOzone reviews
"'That'll be my mom, Mrs. Foley,' he explained, nearly stumbling over his words. 'You can tell her whatever you want, but please, please, I just need a night. That's all I ask.'" A two-shot told from Angela Foley's POV. Reveal AU. No PP. Rated for potential language.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,861 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Danny F., Tucker F., Maddie F. - Complete
Jarvis' Revenge by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
Sequel short story to Cookies. Jarvis is not happy that he was left out. Neither is Pepper Potts, as it turns out.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Cookies by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The Avengers attempt to make cookies. But Earth's mightiest heroes might just need some help. A silly short story about our heroes. Please read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Forgotten by Shamaru009 reviews
After all was said and done, the game reset and everything put back in its proper order, something still remained that didn't belong. A matching set of somethings to be more accurate.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2014 - TurboTime Twins - Complete
Resolve by Marcipie reviews
Norman never imagined he would be risking his life to tell a little girl a fairytale. -drabble fic set at the end of the movie-
ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Norman B., Agatha P. - Complete
Danny on Facebook by SerenSplash989 reviews
Conversations with Danny and Co. on the social networking site known as Facebook. Yes, this idea is overused, and yes, I know this is not original ... mostly a way for me to get funny moments out of my head. :P DxS, Pre-PP
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012
Doctor's Disorders Discovered by SerenSplash989 reviews
"Unfortunately, I think we means you. I'm pretty useless, and there's cameras and guards everywhere!" After the whole fiasco at "No Mercy Hospital", Maddie comes up with a plan to find out exactly what happened to the student's at Casper High. What she doesn't know is that she mind find out a little more than she bargained for... One-shot, Maddie's POV, Rated K for light swearing
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Jazz F. - Complete
House Colours by Caz251 reviews
Tony wants to know the significance of Thor and Loki's wardrobe choices. Mentions of Harry Potter. Written as a comment fic, first foray into Marvel fanfic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor
The First Time by Windsett reviews
The first time Moppet Girl played Hero's Duty was the first time she'd visited Litwak's arcade, and the first time she played it was the first time she knew she wasn't playing alone.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Moppet Girl, Mr. Litwak - Complete
Shadows Cross, Never Bleed by BloodofthePen reviews
Rheia enters Skyrim to join the College, but gets sidetracked with the Thieves' Guild. It becomes apparent that while the Assassins and Thieves may have an arrangement, the two were never meant to work in close quarters. When the Brotherhood and the Guild find it necessary to do just that, it is sure that chaos will ensue. (Connected to 'Of Merit and Poultry' Valasca is Listener)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V.
Love Clanknnection by TheAceLombax reviews
Clank's blind date does NOT go well. No bad language, or violence. A few mild sexual references, but nothing too gratuitous.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Ratchet, Clank, Talwyn A. - Complete
Sarcasm (or Bovril learns a new word) by a-blue-almost-black reviews
Deryn has to dress up for mission and Alek is surprised. Bovril learns a new word. Just a fluffy little one-shot. Rating has changed due to reconsideration of language.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014 - [Alek F., Deryn S.] Nora B., Bovril - Complete
Sweet Sixteen by Just Anny reviews
"Connie bit her under lip. Will they come? She knew that both of her children had gotten her message, some way or another. Connie wanted them to be a family again, even if it was just one day. She knew she had screwed up miserably back then, but Connie hoped that at least one of her sons would be able to forgive her." A one-shot that takes place between Fear and Light.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Sam T., Caine S., Connie T. - Complete
Introduction to Darwinism by sarcastronaut reviews
Post-Goliath. Alek is eager to impress Deryn when she asks him to try and embrace the Darwinist culture, but what initially seemed like a small boring project suddenly becomes too much for an average Clanker to take.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Backup by SummersSixEcho reviews
[One-shot] When an anonymous source starts helping Danny with his schoolwork, he fears what their true motives might be.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Danny F. - Complete
Always by ERiN OPPEL reviews
Turbo wakes up one morning with memory loss and a very pleasant surprise.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [King Candy/Turbo, Taffyta M.] - Complete
Delicious ChatRoom by DeliciousKrabKakes reviews
I saw the idea on a lot of FanFiction, I AM MAKING A CHAT-ROOM FIC. **DISCONTINUED**
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Danny F.
Another Face in the Crowd by Barry Bubblestein reviews
She wanted to think that this was a suitable punishment for what she had done, but was this going too far? A short story inspired by Captain Alaska. Rated T just to be safe.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Taffyta M. - Complete
Candlehead, Come Home! by Captain Alaska reviews
We all know Candlehead is a ditz and sometimes a klutz. But what we didn't know was how sensitive she is. How will Candlehead react when she accidentally destroys Taffyta's Birthday cake and covers Taffyta with the cake? Will she blow it off like she normally does when someone calls her a ditz and a klutz, or will she do something unexpected as a result? K for slight language
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Taffyta M., Candlehead - Complete
FrostIron Collections by Symmet
Tony/Loki little drabble ficlet things. Never explicit. Can range from angsty to fluffy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,946 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis - Complete
All You'll Ever Be by Barry Bubblestein reviews
"You will NEVER be a racer, because you're a glitch, and that's all you'll ever be!" What if Vanellope wasn't joking about executing Taffyta after she crossed the finish line. What if instead, she wanted to show the pink racer what it's like to be a glitch. AU what if story.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M. - Complete
Dan Phantom Returns by HalfaGhostGirl13 reviews
After the cancellation on Danny Phantom, Dan scapes and plans to destroy everything Danny has ever loved. But what will happen when Danny , and even Clockwork do not pays him any tention at all? Read to find out..
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Clockwork, Danny F., Dan Phantom - Complete
The Deal by LadyStina reviews
pre-movie, slight AU. Megamind and Roxanne meet to hash out details of a business arrangement.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Strawberry Gashes by Dixie Darlin reviews
It had stung, and she had cried, but after a minute or so, she had felt much better emotionally. (Trigger Warning: Self-harm/cutting)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Taffyta M. - Complete
A Happy Accident by Laura Latts reviews
When Linda and Lawrence die, the discovery of not only Phineas' father, Doofenshmirtz, but also of how something as tragic as a car crash or an accidental birth, can bring the most joy. Even to a broken family.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,896 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Candace, Phineas, Ferb - Complete
Swimming Lesson by andalitebandit-6 reviews
Perryshmirtz one-shot. Doof decides he wants to learn to swim and goes about it in a very unconventional way that puts the entire Tri-State Area in danger. It's up to Perry to stop/help him.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz] - Complete
Madness Near the End by BrunetteAuthorette99 reviews
Trapped in the ruined Dawnstar Sanctuary with the Listener on his trail and death approaching fast, Cicero is paid a call by an unlikely visitor: the Daedric Prince of Madness. A gift fic for saturday-liesmith.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Cicero V., Sheogorath - Complete
Abandon Ship! by Dixie Darlin reviews
For Valentine's Day, Turbo finds himself trapped in the scariest place known to fictional characters...a badly written shipping-centric fanfiction.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2014 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
To Feast on Smells by namelessDrifter reviews
A short one-shot in which Danny realizes that being a ghost means having the uncanny ability to sustain himself on scents and smells alone.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Danny F. - Complete
Reassignment by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
Perryborg considers his nature. Two memories of his time serving the emperor, before the revolution. Perryshmirtz subtext.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Perfect by ERiN OPPEL reviews
There's only one thing that Turbo hates more than being Taffyta's rival.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2014 - [King Candy/Turbo, Taffyta M.] - Complete
Dream Eater by xXFrostKittenXx reviews
In which Spock realizes that Pokemon are often just as crazy as his captain. Oneshot, please read and review!
Crossover - Pokémon & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Espeon/Eifie, Spock - Complete
in which there is cuddling by Yami no Ryu reviews
In which there is cuddling and kissing and holdyhands—and Jarvis is the insecure one, for once.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
XLVIII by sapphireswimming reviews
The Super Bowl means tradition: watching the commercials, eating chips and salsa with Sam and Tucker, chatting with the fruit loop…
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Danny F., Vlad M. - Complete
Sweet Insanity of a Fractured Mind by Dixie Darlin reviews
Some days, his hatred of her ate him inside out like a poison, a virus in his code. How dare she think she could steal what he had worked so hard on! How dare she exist!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2014 - King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
the iz and dbz dareshow of awesomeness by AlyKat 98 reviews
i make a new dare show this time with the peoples of invader zim and dbz :D for some reason this story is becomeing more of like a humor and sci-fi or a supernatral fanfic so i change one of the genres ok plz read it plz
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 9/17/2011
Detour by sapphireswimming reviews
The Fentons will not be held liable for any alarm or distress caused by your poorly phrased advertisements.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Jack F., Maddie F., Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
Just A Rather Very Intelligent System by Merek Nestre reviews
Based on Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7. Bruce was there to watch JARVIS rip into the Avengers. What were his thoughts during Standard Procedure. This is my first fanfiction and I am not a native english speaker. I would like some feedback on this work. Please R&R.
Crossover - Ironman & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 145 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Jarvis, A. E. Stark/Tony, Hulk/Bruce B., Nick F. - Complete
The Arcade by Hans von Hozel 2013 reviews
Is not Ralph who wreck Arcade... but BUG!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr., King Candy/Turbo - Complete
A Birthday Surprise by sweetprincess900045 reviews
It's Vanellope's birthday, and she's completely excited. But when things go terribly wrong, Vanellope is certain everyone forgot. Did everyone really forget about her birthday, or is there more treats in store?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
C'mon Clock by Phantomstories reviews
Just a cute little Dan Phantom/Clockwork Meddling Minutes fic because I haven't uploaded in a while :( sorry 'bout that
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork - Complete
Illogicool by Riveting Red Pants reviews
Spock's rockin' some new shades that inspire Jim to draw a little fan art for everyone's favorite really short, and really cute. :) I'll probably do longer spirk fics in the future, but this one has very very minor spirking, sadly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ghost Nip by Hybridkylin reviews
A lesson plan goes horribly but hilariously wrong. Again. Crossposted from Tumblr.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Danny F., Sam M., Tucker F. - Complete
5 times Spock considers himself very Human, 1 time it doesn't matter by reflecting reviews
K/S fic. "Here he can never be anything but an exception (logical for a Half-Human, emotionally unstable for a Half-Vulcan) rather than Spock ('the best of two worlds, my son'). Starfleet will be different. He'll live long, and he'll most certainly prosper."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
let me in to your weak spot by starlight.moon.princess reviews
there's a reason that tony isn't letting anyone near his arc reactor, no matter how many times steve asks. he still remembers the last time someone who wasn't him got close to it :: stevetony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] Pepper P. - Complete
A Fault in Our Stars by Spacemin Spiff reviews
They were born Dipper and Polaris, two bodies of starlight adrift in the summer sky, twins. Their bodies were identical: the same birthmark on their foreheads, the same blood type in their tiny veins. Dipper grew up knowing he was different from Polaris, but not as different as Polaris suspected she was from Dipper.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Dipper P., Mabel P. - Complete
Paperwork by Spacemin Spiff reviews
When Agent Bubbles and the Grand Councilwoman of the United Galactic Federation's meeting goes in a less than professional direction, Agent Coulson of SHIELD and his father, Agent K of MIB, have to collaborate to sort through the paperwork. (A Lilo and Stitch, Avengers, and MIB Crossover)
Crossover - Lilo & Stitch & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Dream Come True by Spacemin Spiff reviews
In which Gaston's attempt to woo Belle turns into something of a confession, and a mutually beneficial arrangement is obtained
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Belle, Gaston - Complete
Clean by 9r7g5h reviews
She never could get clean.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
WIR FunFanFacts by Can't Write 010 reviews
These are Fun Facts about Wreck-It Ralph that you guys may or may not know about. I'll try and update this a lot so don't worry and PLEASE READ! *Chapters 16-17 are up*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013
Thy Leaves Are So Unchanging by Aurora West reviews
King Candy hadn't realized how much he'd missed Christmas while he'd been holed up in Game Central Station for ten years.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2013 - King Candy/Turbo, Sour Bill - Complete
QED by sapphireswimming reviews
There was no possible way that a man with a track record like Vlad Masters' was not destined for Hell when he finally kicked the bucket, so Crowley sets out on a mission to find out exactly why he cannot find the man's name on his enrollment list.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Vlad M., Crowley - Complete
Perfect by 9r7g5h reviews
For the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush, everything was perfect.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
A List (of Those who Don't Hate Me) by Leo of Nohr
Tony was expecting comfort when he told Pepper he couldn't fix himself. He was wrong.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.] Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis - Complete
Old Annoyance Be Forgot by Barry Bubblestein reviews
While getting ready for Sugar Rush's Christmas party, Vanellope and the other racers remember what Christmas with Taffyta was like when King Candy ruled.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Rancis F., Candlehead - Complete
Storytelling in the Dark by gameloverx reviews
You are stuck in the wilderness with no one but your friend, your enemy, and your Quark to keep you company. So what do you do? Tell camp fire stories, of course! (during all4one)
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 3514 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Ratchet, Clank, Captain Qwark, Dr. Nefarious - Complete
You-Know-Who by Emerald Ashes reviews
All names come from somewhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Nothing by Emerald Ashes reviews
They say that identical twins can feel when the other is injured. George Weasley wished that were true.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/8/2013 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Bright Eyes by Bunnypuff reviews
You can't undo what you did in the past, but you can always strive to become a better person in the present and have a bright future. Cover art by zaffre7.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - King Candy/Turbo, Vanellope von Schweetz
Lines in the Sand by BookkeeperThe reviews
Perry's relationship with Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz is … complicated, to say the least. Then Phineas and Ferb are in danger, and for a moment everything is very, very simple.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Win-Win by Forever-Furuba reviews
Play your cards close to the vest; don't tip your hand too soon. Never break character, even for a moment. A one-hundred-word scene change of Hans making a different choice. MAJOR SPOILERS! (Also for the record he's still evil in this one. Apparently not everyone got that.)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
The TARDIS's Companion by FireflySummer reviews
Once the TARDIS stole a mad man to run away with and see the universe. Over the years, her Doctor has had many companions, friends, family, lovers...all mortal, all gone. But only once does the TARDIS choose a companion of her own. (JARVIS/TARDIS)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,672 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/29/2013 - TARDIS, 11th Doctor, Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Something Special by Tay1019411 reviews
"Why do you unarm yourself, hunter, when in the presence of ghosts?" Frostbite said, his tone less guarded and more curious. I look into Frostbite's eyes, "Because, Phantom saved us, and this is the least I can do." -Maddie's PoV epilogue included.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,087 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Maddie F., Danny F. - Complete
MOTHER FUDGING PIE by CandleHeadButt reviews
One Shot- What happens when characters OTHER than Felix get their hands on Turbo Pies? BAD THINGS.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Gene - Complete
Tony's Creations by EmmyFan reviews
Tony and his 'bots have a unique realtionship, especially JARVIS. This is a post movie look at that. Major character death, not graphic or violent.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Becoming a 'Normal' Family by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot: Natasha was never one to believe in always getting what she wanted out of life, but deep down, she realizes that she wants, needs Tony to trust her. She knows this will likely never happen, she burned Stark once already after all. "You know, they already consider you family. You don't have to go out of your way to convince them."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 166 - Published: 11/19/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Crossover Cruise ship by AnonymousBiscuits reviews
IMPORTANT MESSAGE! When Dib,Zim,Jackie,Ryan,Penny,Phineas,Ferb,and Timmy get tickets to attend a cruise ship and do school, it gets more weirder on deck! Disclaimer inside story. Cartoons: Phineas and Ferb, Invader Zim, Fairly Odd Parents.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Dib, Phineas
Disney Double-Cross by Spaceflight101 reviews
I didn't like how Turbo was killed off at the end, so here's my take on how it really went down. Promises made in the dark 'n'at!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Mr. Litwak, R. B. Tapper, Wreck-It Ralph, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
What He Isn't by onionstories reviews
Everyone has a wish, a hope, an impossible fantasy, that, even when they know it'll never happen, that'll won't stop themselves from fantasizing about it. Turbo's no exception.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2013 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
A Simple Interview by Vitaliciouscreations reviews
"What was supposed to be a simple interview with the savior of the world turned into a long and entertaining journey as Phantom coaxed us agin and again with his mysterious secret. I could have never imagined what it was until he revealed, and it shocked me to the core." My own variation of an interview story. PP happened, but there was no reveal.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
Blood sugar by niewypowiedziane reviews
Tony is diabetic and no, it's not a secret. (But he honestly loves those green tea Kit Kats, too.)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 127 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Dare Show Spooktacular by ZoologyKaM reviews
D is for DARE! Truth or Dare with the cast of DP! Leave a question or Dare for your favorite character and watch them take on the challenge! This whole story depends on your reviews! Talk to the characters see what they think! Get Goofy! Get CRaZY! Don't be Nice! Includes the entire DP Cast! Let's have some fun!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,546 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Complete
Merriments of the Void by BloodofthePen reviews
"Abhorrent Astrid was getting annoyed , and though the alliteration—ooh, the alliteration—was wonderful, and Cicero enjoyed bearing witness to her frustrations, it was strange and wrong for the Listener to be so long and far from Mother when not on , no no—it couldn't continue. And wouldn't, if Cicero had anything to say about it. (Comes before "Of Merit and Poultry")
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Surveillance by starlight.moon.princess reviews
In the days and months following the start of Tony and Pepper's relationship, Jarvis notes increased health and stamina in his creator, all thanks to Pepper. Unfortunately, he finds that the end of the romance is as inevitable as its start, and starts looking for a replacement to prevent Tony's return to old habits. The replacement? Captain America. TonyPepper, then TonySteve.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/8/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.] Pepper P., Jarvis - Complete
Abstract by sapphireswimming reviews
Amity Park had to pay for their extensive property damage somehow...
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Sam M. - Complete
Hero's Cuties: Bloopers! by Can't Write 010 reviews
Just a series of bloopers from the movie about Felix and his dynamite gal Tammy! I might continue if you guys want me to and PLEASE READ!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun]
Clockwork's Apprentice by CrackedCrow reviews
I gasped as the icy feeling spread through my limbs. Electricity coursed through my entire body as my eyes rolled back into my head. My vision spun, but I did get a good look at who caused this. The Red Huntress, one of my worst enemies. Also known as Valerie Grey, one of my best friends. Confusing, right? Let me back up a little bit… (BEING REWRITTEN)
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M., Clockwork
1 Year Anniversary: Photo Shoot by SirGalactaKnight reviews
For the one year anniversary the Wreck-It Ralph crew takes a picture. If only some characters wouldn't be so grumpy. Short thing I wrote for the 1 Year Anniversary for Wreck-It Ralph.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Oooh, Buttons by I. H. Scribe reviews
Sherlock steals another one of Mycroft's identification badges and touches something he shouldn't.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/2/2013 - J. Kirk, Sherlock H. - Complete
Love that sound by lady of the wilds reviews
There are many things Clank likes about Ratchet but one in particular has always caught his attention.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
No Place Like Home by Dixie Darlin reviews
As Turbo finds out for himself, there really is an afterlife for characters that 'Game Over'.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/26/2013 - King Candy/Turbo, TurboTime Twins - Complete
Late Night Stories by OceansGratitude reviews
Two young insomniacs whisper to each other in the dark.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Minion, Megamind - Complete
The Coffee Shop by queenoftheworld99 reviews
I decided to write a Leviathan coffee shop AU because of reasons. It's probably going to be a one-shot, but I might add more. Lots of fluffy Dalek.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
If You See Me, Please Just Walk On By by InfluentialPineapple reviews
Every once in a while, the Arc Reactor becomes too unbearable for Tony to even haul himself out of bed, and he takes a day. Because he deserves that much at least, right? Unfortunately, the team doesn't quite understand. Prompt fill for the illustrious kinkmeme. Rated for language, violence, and distressing visuals. Tony whump.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Homemade Fresh by Pyrasaur reviews
Calhoun's idea of a meal was a field ration to gulp down and forget about. Then she met Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] - Complete
It Is What It Is by Scelerata reviews
Jean-Luc Picard was a very dishonest man, in a lot of ways that not a lot of people cared about. [Qcard.]
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [J. Picard, Q] - Complete
Facebook with the Phantoms by Who-Am-I-Nobody-Nose reviews
Sam, Tucker, Valerie, Vlad, Danny, Dani, and a whole bunch of other people on facebook? Craziness is bound to happen! Some parts written in paragraph form so it doesn't get taken down. It says no stories that are just script, so I'll have some parts be paragraphs. I might have full chapters of non-facebook in the future.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,705 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012
Existence by CodaEvermore reviews
'As long as she remembers us, I'll still exist.' That's what Oscar tells himself - but the Listening Room proves a far more terrible experience than he could ever have prepared for. Oneshot.
Candor - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Complete
The skull in the mantlepiece by deadriot reviews
Just how and who was the skull. Could be seen as Johnlock.
Crossover - Sherlock & Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The yummy chatroom XD by hi-i-am-Marina reviews
Some chatroom with yummy ness in it XD anyway Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 16,683 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Dead Man's Blood by anthrop reviews
"Pfah! What good're cops in a town like this?" The old man waves dismissively. "Nah, Phantom'll take care of things, same as he always does." (The Winchesters come to Amity Park, chasing vampires. They weren't expecting ghosts. SuperPhantom fic.)
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 311 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Danny F., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Days like this by niewypowiedziane reviews
On days like this Natasha wishes she could do something but she cannot, so she observes Tony closely and helps him as much a possible. Today there is someone else to help, too.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Detention Trip to the Ghost Zone by lunamuso-ka15 reviews
Having detention with his friends, sister, and the group he hates the most instead of having the fun free ghost long weekend break from school with his friends must suck but when a ghost that escaped from the ghost zone sends all of them to the ghost zone must really suck. How would Danny and his friends get everyone out without exposing his secret?...don't look at me idk (-.-)..jk
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,650 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Danny F., Sam M.
Resurrection by onionstories reviews
When a certain racer regenerates after being incinerated by a cola-beacon, he hears something he wanted to hear for so long now... Though one key detail is different.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Abluvion by sapphireswimming reviews
Maddie is many things. At the moment, delirious happens to be one of them.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Hard-Edged by Pyrasaur reviews
Once they're on tentatively friendly terms, Ralph asks Calhoun if the feeling of bug claws will ever go away.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
The Avengers True Ending by redninja26 reviews
The Avengers was pretty good. But its ending had too many plotholes in it. So i 'comediacally patched over them'. ENJOOOOYYYY!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Jarvis, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Eulogy by sapphireswimming reviews
"Danny Fenton was Danny Phantom," she said, without ceremony.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 96 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Sam M. - Complete
The Thu'um by ghostanimal reviews
When Vlad begins a rebellion in a world called Skyrim in order to gain power, it's up to Danny to stop him. But as the dragon threat grows, he realizes his destiny as the Dragonborn and learns more about his Ghostly Wail, called a Thu'um in Skyrim, from the Greybeards. Will he succeed, even with his new faithful companions, to defeat the World-Eater and stop Vlad?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,055 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Danny F., Vlad M., Lydia
Sticky Keys by sapphireswimming reviews
Sam's got a bit of a problem, so she turns to Tucker, but he's having way too much fun with it to actually fix anything. Some epic Sam and Tucker friendship, with oblivious and seemingly unrequited DxS getting teased on the side. So, you know, just the usual. For DannyPhantomSG-1.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Sam M., Tucker F. - Complete
Ecce Human by Spades And Swords reviews
No slash./Emotions only lead to chaos and suffering. That was the only truth about humans. If that's the case, what happens when the emotions of a fallen god and the soul of an artificial mind meet?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Jarvis - Complete
An Anthology of Wreck-It-Ralph Tales by crankyman7 reviews
Two Short Stories by crankyman7 and JarrettSoon
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/28/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Blue by Flowers47 reviews
Alek and Volger are making too much noise, and Deryn is sent to shut them up. What she discovers is a dashing, helpless prince (in uniform!), in need of a princess to save him. One-shot
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
A Study in Johnlock by bethanyyerinn reviews
A crackish Johnlock where you are a little closer to the story than you're probably used to. John is wondering whether it's really worth it to "date" Sherlock. Note: I do not own the rights to BBC Sherlock or any of it's characters, I only creepily watch them when they think they're alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
He Who Must Not Be Named In Front of Sherlock by Lucillia reviews
Call him a freak, and he'll just brush it off. Mention a certain name or look like you're going to mention that name in front of him however...
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/20/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Breathe by Bookworm Gal reviews
Gills allow a gaseous exchange to take place across the surface of highly vascular comb-like filaments using a one-way current of water. This structure increases the surface area so that enough oxygen can be absorbed and the density of the water prevents the gills from collapsing. Out of water, the gills collapse and they'll begin suffocating. Even alien fish will suffer it.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,444 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - [Roxanne R., Megamind] Minion - Complete
I'm Sorry, I Think My AI Just Took Over The World by I am psycowriter reviews
Tony swears it isn't his fault. Sometimes Jarvis takes the wrong things seriously. Somewhat subtle Stony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Jarvis - Complete
You break her heart, I break your legs by cthulhu-with-a-fez reviews
Jaspert's gaze didn't waver. "I said stuff it. I don't want to hear some speech-in-a-can, your princeliness," he said flatly. Deryn's teasing nickname sounded more like an insult coming from him. "I'm in the Air Service too, in case you'd forgotten. I know blether when I hear it. So try again." - Deryn brings Alek home to meet her family. He has no idea what he's in for.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Alek F., Jaspert S. - Complete
Sugar Rush: Expansion: Daddy Turbo by animatedrose reviews
A little bit of insight on Turbo in my forum, Sugar Rush: Expansion. How did cybrid Turbo feel, laying little cy-bug eggs? What about the resulting babies?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,819 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - King Candy/Turbo
Temptation by Raven Ehtar reviews
He was temptation, and always had been. From the very Beginning. One-shot shorty. Aziraphale/Crowley.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2013 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Patronus by 9r7g5h reviews
It was her patronus that saved her.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Dementors, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
He'll Be Fine by Hollyflash reviews
Two-shot, rated for character death. A Fenton invention makes a shocking discovery about Vlad Masters, and Danny refuses to believe the man will be anything but fine.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Danny F., Jack F., Maddie F., Vlad M. - Complete
One Game at a Time by Aurora West reviews
Maybe being nice to the glitch would make her see reason.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Afraid by 9r7g5h reviews
She used to be afraid to dream. Now, when she wakes up, it's so much worse.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
4 point 6 by niewypowiedziane reviews
It hurts when the suit plugs into his arc reactor. Jarvis' POV. (If no one is looking, Sir closes his eyes tightly every time he puts on a suit.)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Jarvis - Complete
Fear to Friendship by 30SecondGoat reviews
Bruce knows the fear. He is used to it. How does he react to the one man that doesn't seem to fear him? Non-slash.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
wwwdotdannyphantomatgmaildotco m by ghostanimal reviews
When Danny is banned for life from DOOM 2 for using his ghost powers, he signs up as Phantom with an email he made for his ghost half. He thinks nothing of it. Suddenly, he's spammed with threats from the GIW, marriage proposals, talk show invites and now everybody wants him to join their DOOM 2 Guild. And is that an invite to be on the Oprah show? Discontinued.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Danny F., Jazz F. - Complete
JARVIS and the Pizza Girl by ohmyloki reviews
JARVIS makes a friend.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Bad To Be Good by Dragon's Lover1 reviews
-AU- Roxanne is engaged to Metro Man. But one day, after Megamind nabs her for yet another plot, he's shocked to discover just how badly the "hero" has been treating her. Now it's time for the villain to save his damsel from the hero. -T for abuse-
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,226 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Homonyms of 'Drake' by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge, Slight swearing: Loki turns into a dragon and is adopted by Tony. "Come on Spyro, show him some love." "So, uh…how did you find a dragon?" Um, I hit him with a grenade.""You, hit a dragon with a grenade?" Well, he was…you know, smaller." Tony tried to signify, waving at him, "And cuter too…actually, a lot cuter…"
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 222 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Adoption by CrazyLittleTurtle reviews
Episode one of my fluffy family series
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Sour Bill - Complete
Live and Let Die by ghostanimal reviews
Funny. I had always hoped an honorable warrior on a loyal horse pulling a carriage holding his treasures from his adventurers to finally take my sister and I away from Dawnstar. I guess a mad jester with a demonic steed hauling a cart that had his dead mother resting in it was close enough. CiceroxListener
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,641 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cicero V.
Locked Up With Fenton by EvermoreElements reviews
Sequel to Kidnapped With Phantom. Danny's back at school for a minute and then the class get locked in the school. And Danny has another issue to deal with. Dash's POV. Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Danny F., Dash B. - Complete
Sugar Rush Secrets by munchcookies123 reviews
It all started out as a normal game day for the Sugar Rush racers. They had no idea that once the arcade was closed, a normal, friendly conversation would lead to wild outburst of crazy secrets that the children would remember forever.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Taffyta M., Gloyd O., Rancis F. - Complete
30 years ago by AbscondingAquarius reviews
"I'm King Candy, ruler of Sugar Rush! Who's Turbo? Not me, I'm sure!" King Candy/Turbo oneshot
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2013 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Of Similitude And Differences by AngelShep reviews
Challenge: "So what? We're like parallels or something and we diverged at one point?" "Afghanistan for you, the truth about his origins for him." "That sucks, man." Or in which Bruce realizes Tony and Loki have a lot in common.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
King Takes Pawn by BurningFox6 reviews
Before Turbo's takeover, Sugar Rush had been a brand new game, only just plugged in and ready to be played. But when a disheartened Sour Bill meets an ailing stranger who offers him what he wants most in exchange for help, the stage is set for a new ruler to come to power. Prequel, one-shot. Spoilers abound.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo, Sour Bill - Complete
Young Love by ghostanimal reviews
Pre-PP & Oneshot: It seems like everybody is against teens getting married right out of high school or them even talking about it. You're too young, they say. But when you've been with your girlfriend for nearly four years, isn't it a little justified to buy her an engagement ring for your anniversary? If all else fails, it actually was Tucker's idea to buy it. DannyxSam
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Danny F., Tucker F., Sam M. - Complete
Smiles Hide So Many Things by FlameMonarch reviews
Smile to hide how much it hurts, smile to hide how terrified you really are, smile to hide how alone you feel, smile to lie to yourself, because you are deception incarnate. But do you really think your smiles fool anyone, Trickster God?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Odin, Loki, Heimdall - Complete
Scar by 9r7g5h reviews
She had a collection of them, but the story behind that one was her favorite.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Kohut - Complete
Tony Stark Never Read Black Butler (Except For That One Time, Maybe) by mutents reviews
Tony Stark does NOT read manga, and JARVIS is one HELL of a butler. (Features crash course in Black Butler, if needed)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B., Jarvis - Complete
The New Destiny by SpiritAlchemist reviews
The three of the newest prophecy have waited for thier chance to fullfil thier destiny. But with the upcoming threat, they'll need help from the most unlikliest of heros. Rated T for mild cussing and blood. ((This story has been put up for adoption until and unless I get more inspiration for it. Ask me for any details on this story please, if you are interested.))
Crossover - Invader Zim & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,120 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 9/26/2011
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 3,112 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Snooze by IWouldDeleteIfIcould reviews
All Danny wanted was just a little more sleep. The nightmares had been crazy the last week as the anniversary of the CATs passed. But when extreme nightmares make Danny transform in his sleep, and his parents catch him, what's a halfa to do? Reveal fic. Non PP. DxS Rate and Reveiw
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Torque-it Turbo by ERiN OPPEL reviews
Life as King of Sugar Rush has been good for Turbo. But when a certain wrecker decides to "Go Turbo" himself, the powerful monarch begins to lose his title...And his sanity.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,720 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Worried Sick by Night N. Gail reviews
Ratchet rolled his eyes and headed for the door. "Aw, don't be such a worry-wart! I'm totally—" He stopped mid-sentence and stumbled a bit, like he was dizzy. His ears wilted behind his head. He faltered, and then suddenly collapsed.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Ratchet, Clank - Complete
Just a Game by Phantom Ice reviews
Sometimes I wish it could be for me what it is to my enemies. Not a fight, not a problem, not a necessity, not even survival. Nothing but a game, a simple entertaining game.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Danny F. - Complete
A Nefarious Life by PurpleArmadillo reviews
What's an average day in the life of Dr. Nefarious was like? What does he do in his spare time when he's not annihilating organics? Well, you can find out right here in this collection of random silliness! Chapter 3 up: Nefarious and Lawrence have a video game showdown! Who will emerge victorious as a button mashing pro? And what happens to the loser? Something about a...pink tutu?
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Dr. Nefarious, Lawrence
Polybius by Whip-Owl reviews
Um . . . title says it all.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Moments when we got along (and some when we didn't) by LuticolousMantis reviews
Every romantic relationship has its issues. Even when the other party is an evil scientist and the other his semi-aquatic egg-laying nemesis. A collection of loosely-connected Perryshmirtz oneshots.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,084 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry
Life After Laughter by Radie reviews
The laughter died, but the silence didn't come. Instead came the thoughts, the memories, things he hadn't dealt with in a long while. But the Listener is a good friend, a true friend! The Listener will listen to poor Cicero. (May be expanded upon, but a one shot at the moment.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Cicero V. - Complete
Bloopers Falling from the Sky by Whip-Owl reviews
The bloopers and falling, and so are the characters. Seriously. And poor Sour Bill just can't seem to work the trap door.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Sour Bill - Complete
Cupcake by 9r7g5h reviews
It was all he had to give her for her birthday.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Kohut - Complete
The Origins of Evil Heaven by SalemAnderson reviews
It's a drabble x5 - 500 words. I don't usually do stories this short, but this little blurb didn't want to be any more of a story. You have to wonder where the term Evil Heaven came from, at least I did. Well, I think this is as good an explanation as any. Hope it's not too cheesy! Let me know what you think!
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Megamind, Minion - Complete
The Angel's Dance by athousandelegies reviews
When Crowley awakens during his nineteenth-century snooze and decides to have a brief look around, he finds Aziraphale in an unlikely place. Featuring a disguised demon and an angel in drag.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2013 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Ratchet, By Any Other Name by M14Mouse reviews
Ratchet may not know his real name but to Clank…He has the most important name of all. Friend
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Clank, Ratchet - Complete
Fireflies by cupidity11 reviews
Dib glanced around at his surroundings once more, making sure there was nothing that he'd missed. A last glance at the hastily carved symbols before he began walking back in the direction he'd come. The whispering slowly faded the further away he got. Well, most of the whispers did. A few still came from the jar in his hand.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Zim, Dib, Gaz - Complete
Cold as Cryospace by RebelWriter6561 reviews
The introduction of a very important doctor into Khan's life may very well reveal the heart of the high-functioning sociopath. Star Trek Into Darkness mildly crossed over with Sherlock.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, John Harrison/Khan, John W. - Complete
Daddy by 9r7g5h reviews
She made him an offer he didn't want to refuse.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Fireworks by onionstories reviews
To each their own. Four different opinions on the fireworks.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph, Gene, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
A Mile in My Shoes by LadyStina reviews
Pre-movie. Something goes terribly wrong during a routine kidnapping forcing Megamind and Roxanne to work together to find a permanent solution.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,491 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
The Easy Choice by Emerald Ashes reviews
You follow in your father's footsteps, but you aren't your father, never have been, and it doesn't take long to realize that this isn't the life you want. It's too late by then, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfectly Broken by Windsett reviews
When Vanellope watched Ralph destroy her kart, something inside her broke too. Utterly distraught, she ran into diet cola mountain and was prepared to never leave it. But someone has other plans for her, and she's in just the right frame of mind to listen to them.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Pushed Too Far by Dixie Darlin reviews
Wreck-It Ralph wasn't the first person that Gene taunted into taking desperate measures. Pre-RoadBlasters
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Gene, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Norn's Needlework by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Oneshot: The Norns control your entire life. They control who you will see, who you will meet, and who you will fight. When something slowly poisons one of their favorite creature's to weave a life for, they're mad. And who do they call to retrieve the infected creature? The Avenger's weren't sure which was harder, dealing with the Norns, or dealing with Loki.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,013 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 101 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Thor, Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Speak by 9r7g5h reviews
Yes; he could, in fact, speak to the cat. Human AU.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Q*Bert - Complete
One More Hello by Pyrasaur reviews
The day afterward, Vanellope was doing important work in a fancy castle — and she was happy to see Soldier Lady again.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Sour Bill - Complete
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Perfect reviews
Turbo-centric oneshot about Sugar Rush and the efforts he has put in to try and make his citizens lives perfect. My own head-cannon is that Turbo tried to take Vanellope in at first before casting her out. No pairings. Pre-Movie
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2015 - King Candy/Turbo - Complete
In the Ghost Zone with Dad reviews
Danny is forced to accompany Jack into the Ghost Zone. Can he keep his father safe, while also hiding his secret? Finally continued, expect slow updates. Adopted from... someone... I really don't know if I'm revealing his secret in this and I will probably have a LOT of trouble with Jack's character.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Danny F., Jack F.
Zim's Triumph reviews
Zim's getting angry at all the Fics where he loses. He won't leave me alone till I write something where he wins and enjoys it. I'm in it! Zim:"Yah!" Dib:"Shut up." Discontinued.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Zim
A Pikachu's Life! reviews
The life of a young Pikachu, a Trainer and her new Squirtle, and possibly a Team Rocket member. A adventure. Probably permanent hiatus, but will edit. Eventually. If you would like, you can PM me about adoption.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012