MissPollyDoodle
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Joined 07-16-12, id: 4133551, Profile Updated: 10-21-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

I'm a thirteen year old British girl who, like millions of other people around the world, has an obsession with Harry Potter. I also love Twilight (breaking the stereotype here) and The Hunger Games.

I am a teeny tiny midget, though I seem to have grown about 10 centimetres in a week (well, either that or there are some dodgy tape measures around) and I have long brownie blondie hair and brownie greeny eyes and not brownie skin. Very very pale non-tanned skin.

My favourite pairings are mainly canon ones, now that my Drarry fever has passed (used to be completely obsessed), I still like Scorpius/James and Ginny/Luna, though they are so hard to find. Loving Renesmee/anything though because she is amazing.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose.Crazy is when you tell all your friends your ginga lover is coming to pick you up- and youre refering to your dad. Crazy is when you are convinced the Harry Potter books are real and they have a spell on them to attrack all witches and wizards to give them a hint of their history, without telling them, of course. Crazy is when you pretend you're a ballet dancer but really you're just trying to not step on the cracks in the pavement. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too!

My stories:

Basically the oneshots are there and their fine and just read them okay?? Pretty please (see you horrible people, you have reduced me to begging)

Verity and Felicity is going alright, but I'm not sure where it's going (it'll go somewhere though:)

A Different Direction, my newbie, is very hazy in what's going to happen. I love the 'Ginnygoestonewschool' fics and thats what it is, but I'm not sure where it's off to...I'm sure it'll be okay though

My favourite actors: are Johnny Depp (who else thinks he would be an amazing James Bond?? It can't just be me), Tom Felton (cue fangirl drooling), Helena Bonham-Carter, Alan Rickman, Mackenzie Foy (just because she's Nessie -no hate please) and Dame Maggie Smith.

My favourite writers are (wait for it...) J.K. Rowling, Scott Westerfield - if you haven't already read his Uglys, Prettys, Specials series READ IT, Stephenie Meyer and Chris Cleave (I stumbled upon Incendiary this summer, and cried over it)

My favourite quotes are:

'People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading' - Logan Pearsall Smith

'Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool' - Scott Evil

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number Two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: [pause] Right.
Number Two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number Two: Absolutely.
Dr. Evil: Oh well, that's a start.

'If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning' - Catherine Aird

'Always' - Severus Snape

Fred: Oh get out of the way, Percy. Harry's in a hurry.
George: Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant.

'We did it, we bashed them, wee Potter's the one, And Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!' - Peeves (he should've been in the movies)

My favourite songs are Something New by Girls Aloud, Gangnam Style by Psy (but who doesn't like him?), Pound the Alarm by Nicki Minaj and This is the Life by Amy Macdonald (look her up)

Foods are CHOCOLATE (lovelovelovelovelovelove), candyfloss (except when it gets stuck in my hair), oranges, chocolate chip anything, brownies, Millionaire's shortbread, fizzy-strawberry-pencils and chocolate.

I know the entire Fashionista (HG parody version) rap off by heart. And so do my best friends. And we dance around and sing it as fast as we can at school. Yes, I'm sure you'd love to meet us.

I LOVE TOM DALEY I LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH HE IS SO FIT AND SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's basically me...

Pleasey please read my stories xxxxxx

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L'Academie des Sorcieres by MargretKelley reviews
At the age of 10, Ginny was selected to attend a very elite, all-witches school. When she finishes, Voldemort has been defeated but his followers have overtaken the Ministry. Instead of getting the job she was promised, she is forced into marriage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,699 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
When Albus Met Renesmee by team-hybrid8 reviews
Albus Severus Potter and Renesmee Carlie Cullen have one thing in common, their nightly meeting speacializing in...you have to read to find out! R&R! A short story rated T just in case! Subscribe please!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Albus S. P., Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Renesmee's School Projects by fooosel reviews
Here's some of the work that Renesmee does in Elementary school. Most of them are about the family... What if she lets something slip?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009
Beautiful by laura-csm reviews
When I have a baby, you are going to say that she’s the most beautiful thing you have ever seen! And you won’t lie!” Victoire exclaimed. Sometimes you don't need to lie...Fluffy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Teddy L. - Complete
The Gamut of Pygmy Puffs by something-like-love reviews
Ginny thought, at the time, that it was a good idea to buy Arnold the Pygmy Puff a lady friend. Now she's starting to rethink that notion. [“Oh my God, the Pygmy Puffs are fornicating in my knicker drawer! What do I do!”] [oneshot] [slight HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
True Beauty by something-like-love reviews
But what’s a pretty face if there’s only a cracked mind behind it? [DH spoilers] [drabble]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Albus D. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Games by Celebriangel reviews
In which Hermione receives a shock, Harry and Draco play different and more interesting games than was previously thought, and Detention with the Potions Professor might not be quite what you expect...HD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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A Different Direction reviews
Just as Ginny is expecting her Hogwarts letter to arrive, she is requested to go to Magisuisson: Le Noble et Ancienne Ecole de Sorcellerie an elite school far away from home and everything she knows. Possible GinnyxOC in the future
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012
Verity and Felicity reviews
When the Headmistress of Hogwarts finds out that Dumbledore planned to ask a group of vampires from the USA to help them during the war, she decides to carry on with the plan and invite them over to stay in Scotland, so that's how the Cullens ended up coming to Hogwarts. Angst and fluff and romantic times for some lucky and unlucky characters. Please read and review xx
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012
A Hybrid Rose reviews
Just some random drabble I thought of when looking up flowers on the internet for school. Cute and fluffy
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
The Most Beautiful Thing I have ever seen
Just a bit of drabble about a certain Miss Renesmee Carlie Cullen that I wrote because I was bored. It's from Teddy Lupin's POV, so it's Harry Potterish in that sense. Basically a random fluff of about literally 20 words...short and cute I guess. Please review and read my other stories xxx
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Teddy L., Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A Night after the Battle reviews
Harry and Ginny have a night togethor after the Battle of Hogwarts. Rated M for limes offstage 'stuff' My ver first fic. Please review! All canon pairings. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete