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Joined 07-16-12, id: 4134073, Profile Updated: 01-23-16
Author has written 5 stories for Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.

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collection of the best advice in the world :

"To dodge, hit the dodge button" - Silent Hill Homecoming - loading screen instructions

"You're bad at this, you should get good." - U.T.N (United Trolls of America)

best ways to dodge blame :

"Where's your homework?" / "I left it at home" - most American's (I can say that I live there)

"Did you do your chores?" / "hmm? oh I'm sorry i got caught up doing my homework, i'll do it right now." - kid who spent the last 3 hours listening to music (me!)

Epic comebacks :

"Sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a shit." - Me

"Sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over the massive gap between our IQs" -Me

"Don't be stupid, dumb ass" - Something witty entertainment's Sword art online abridged (it's amazing check it out)

I'm back! After a long period of absence I am once again attempting to get back into writing, hopefully more consistently this time.

Gag identity (for the lols)

Name: Draegar, Demon of the black closet

Age: around 18 unspecified periods of time old

Occupation: Demon, aiming to earn a promotion to politician in the near future.

Place of residence: your closest, in that bunch of clothes that always seems to have something behind it.

Dreams for the future: n/a, too busy watching you while you sleep to dream.

Likes: Moonlit strolls, small loans of a million dollars, the Apocalypse

Dislikes: Illiterate English teachers, Blood thirsty pacifists, people who be harshing my mellow

and yes, shots have been fired.

The One Ultimate Way by LighthawkKnight reviews
Based on the side story "There is But One Ultimate Way", this story continues its events. How will Kirito react towards the girls after the revelation? Join Kirito and the girls as they live out their accelerated time, along with the residents they befriended in the UW. WARNING: Alicization spoilers!
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,341 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Kirito/Kazuto K.
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A Gamer's Guide to the Underworld reviews
AU. Because Argo is far too devious to be human and Kirito is doomed to forever be pulled into dangerous and unbelievable circumstances for as long as he lives.
Crossover - Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/1 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Argo
The Beaters reviews
Alone you are weak. Together you are strong. The 'beaters' of SAO realize this but are powerless to change their situation until a certain black haired swordsman comes along. Now Kirito wielding his devil's blade must lead his fledgling young guild to glory, to free the players of SAO from an unforgiving death game. (Abandoned- 1st chapter of rewrite up)
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,913 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K.
The Revolutionary Days of an Overpowered Assassin reviews
Discovered at a young age abandoned in the woods, Tatsumi was raised conjointly by a small village despite harsh times. Displaying an unbelievable talent for combat even at a young age Tatsumi aims to free the Empire from the corruption plaguing it in order to save the villagers who had given him so much from never ending poverty.
Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/1 - Tatsumi, Akame
The Beaters (rewrite) reviews
Trapped in a death game, Kirito finds himself thrust into a position he doesn't believe he deserves, surrounded by friends and allies he feels are too good for him. The lives of his friends on the line Kirito wages a nonstop war against the 100 floor bosses and his own ailing mind. Twisted by tragedy Kirito strives to save anyone he can, but will he ever manage to save himself?
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 206 - Published: 1/1 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Argo, Sinon/Shino A., Yuuki/Yuuki K.
fading embers reviews
6 months, 6 months since the last of the human civilization fell. We can't call ourselves a civilization anymore, the closest there is to a government is a gang of raiders,bandits and general lowlifes. There are no rules except one... don't die.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Sinon/Shino A.