Author has written 5 stories for Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Akame ga Kiru/アカメが斬る, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.
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collection of the best advice in the world :
"To dodge, hit the dodge button" - Silent Hill Homecoming - loading screen instructions
"You're bad at this, you should get good." - U.T.N (United Trolls of America)
best ways to dodge blame :
"Where's your homework?" / "I left it at home" - most American's (I can say that I live there)
"Did you do your chores?" / "hmm? oh I'm sorry i got caught up doing my homework, i'll do it right now." - kid who spent the last 3 hours listening to music (me!)
Epic comebacks :
"Sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a shit." - Me
"Sorry what was that? I couldn't hear you over the massive gap between our IQs" -Me
"Don't be stupid, dumb ass" - Something witty entertainment's Sword art online abridged (it's amazing check it out)
I'm back! After a long period of absence I am once again attempting to get back into writing, hopefully more consistently this time.
Gag identity (for the lols)
Name: Draegar, Demon of the black closet
Age: around 18 unspecified periods of time old
Occupation: Demon, aiming to earn a promotion to politician in the near future.
Place of residence: your closest, in that bunch of clothes that always seems to have something behind it.
Dreams for the future: n/a, too busy watching you while you sleep to dream.
Likes: Moonlit strolls, small loans of a million dollars, the Apocalypse
Dislikes: Illiterate English teachers, Blood thirsty pacifists, people who be harshing my mellow
and yes, shots have been fired.