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I think thases are awesome: The 100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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New Adventures in Gravity Falls by Psycho76 reviews
Dipper inherits (half of) the Mystery Shack, and returns from his travels abroad to live in the town that changed his life.
Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/30 - Published: 8/2 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Pacifica N.
The Cat Returns: Wolf Clan by VictoriaFirewraith reviews
Its been two months since Haru's encounter with the Cat Kingdom. Everything is alright, her going to visit the cat bureau and all that. But one evening as she was walking home, she encounters a wounded wolf and decided to give it some food. Big Mistake. Follow Haru as she is taken to a Clan of Wolves within the Dog Kingdom. (Full Summary Inside)
Cat Returns - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,000 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 10/24/2014
The Contract by YagamiNguyen reviews
Lemon Story... After returning from his two years training trip all Naruto want is keeping his promise with Sakura. But he know that Jiraiya didn't teach him any things useful other than some tips. Luckily for Naruto a certain Demon Queen was having her plan set on motion with a gorgeous promise of giving him power with just a small, pleasure price. [NarutoXHarem]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 178,852 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 2,332 - Follows: 2,276 - Updated: 9/18 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Jūbi/Ten-Tails
Fairy Tail: The Cold Side of the Flame by HeartlessAngel96 reviews
Natsu has sacrificed himself at Tenrou Island to save his friends from the Dragon of Apacolyspe, Acnologia. Seven years later, the Grand Magic Games are around the corner and and two new guilds, Phoenix Wing and Crimson Claw are going to show off the strength. A source of dark magic is felt there ever year, but why does it feel as if this power is so...familiar?(first fanfic)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,162 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Lisanna S., Natsu D.
Master of Foxes and Serpents by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
What if Naruto had Kyubi as a teacher? What if he had two summoning contracts when he was five and none were the toads. What if he had two inseperable little summons as friends that were there for him all the time? Read and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,189 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 1,594 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The Cat Returns - What If Haru Stayed? by FictionFan1024 reviews
After The Cat King blows up the tower and Prince Lune proposes to Yuki, what if Haru didn't decide to leave? This story explores an alternate path.
Cat Returns - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,413 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 3/8
Dhampir of Yokai Academy by Oturan Namikaze reviews
When Naruto had made the decision to attend Yokai Academy, he had planned on doing his best and make his parents proud. But when he meets Moka Akashiya, his school life is about to get very interesting. Alive!HumanKushina & MonsterMinato NarutoXOmoteMokaXUraMoka
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 106,704 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,775 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Naruto, and the Kyuubi Child by Patriot-112 reviews
The Kyuubi no Kitsune is sealed into Naruto's twin sister. Unknowingly neglected, and believing he's unwanted in his own home, Naruto heads into the Forest of death and meets a pack of a thought to be extinct species of wolves. But unknown to either his family, or Konoha, Naruto is the jinchuriki of something that was concieved by sealing the Kyuubi's excess chakra in him. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,148 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kushina U.
Fairy Tail's Tailed Beast Slayer by NagimiSonic reviews
On October 10th X765, the village of Konoha was destroyed by the Black Dragon of the Apocalypse, Acnologia. The Wizard Saint, Minato Namikaze, and his wife Kushina sacrificed their lives to send their newborn son off to an unknown location. The Nine-Tailed Fox, Kurama, finds the child and takes him under his wing. From that day onward, that child's destiny has begun to unfold.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,750 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Sayla] Kyuubi/Kurama, Natsu D.
From Shinobi To Student by RagnellAlondite reviews
The war has ended and now Naruto is the Jinchuruki to the Jubi. During a Fuinjutsu gone wrong Naruto finds himself trapped in the world of Rosario Vampire. Now he must manage school, bullies, and the affections of different girls all while trying to get back home. Challenge issued by Shirayuki-kitsune.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,151 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 8/7 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Naruto U., Mizore S.
Naruto: Tamer of Foxes by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
After running from yet another mob, a half-demon fox Naruto found 3 little foxes. With them, he is going to become the greatest tamer ninja ever! Naruto/Renamon/BlackRenamon/Vulpamon love story. Story better then summary.
Crossover - Digimon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 70,833 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Renamon, Naruto U.
Endless lemons by agitosgirl reviews
This is just a bunch of lemony oneshots rolled into one story! From a foxy Naruto, to a cute little bunny Hinata! Do you have an idea for a lemon that you want to see typed out? Well then, come on in and you just might find it! And remember, I take on suggestions. There are some rules though, and they're listed inside. So please, take a quick peek!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,323 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Black Flames Dance In The Wind: Rise of Naruto by DevilKeys Writing reviews
A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 755,035 - Reviews: 4052 - Favs: 5,465 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Protector's pride by narutokyuubi rampage reviews
Naruto Uzumaki fought to save his precious people from harm. But he took things seriously very late. This is what happens when the death of one of his precious persons instigate the change in him earlier. This will be an au but will follow cannon pretty closely the picture is from internet but this inspired the fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,530 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Kitsune's Seduction by stormwolf3710 reviews
Something has happened to naruto on his travles with jiraya, he has came back stronger and darker then when he left, with the ability to ensnare any woman in the world. How will naruto use this ability? Naruxharem, mostly one shots with a smidge of plot, may or may not be continued. lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,919 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Naruto U.
The Demon of the Leaf by Chris Uzumaki-sensei reviews
Through a misunderstanding by Iruka's words, Naruto worlds turns dark. Gone the Naruto we know, this Naruto walks a path of revenge and the Kyuubi will pave the road for him. There is only one person that may stop Naruto's rage and that's Hinata's Hyuuga . Or is vengeance to destroy the Leaf is part of his destiny? Hinata must stand strong for her village and love her ones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,732 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Seeds of Lemons by LoverofLemon reviews
After falling into a hole in his room, Naruto finds a garden that grow special lemons that, when eaten, makes the females give Naruto some "lemons". NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,135 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,607 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Roar of the horny dragon! by chara.beats90 reviews
It's that time of year again, will Lucy fall prey to Natsu's needs? Or will Rivals get in the way. Rated M for further chapters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Lisanna S., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Birth of the ultimate shinobi by jackshadowbeamx reviews
Desc Cliche, Desc cliche, Desc cliche, lets get down to business! Naruto gets the ultimate form of the rinnegan, becomes a badass, and gets a bunch of women on his arms! chaos ensues of course! Probably UzuIncest, harem, super powerful ass kicking Naruto, forgive me for any mistakes in my story! just got revamped so don't kill me, FLAMES ARE USED TO FEED MY MARSHMALLOW ADDICTION!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
naruto uzumaki the rising ninja by NarutoNega reviews
what happens when naruto is left alone for chunnin exam's month brake? with some much needed help and guidance, naruto will become a truly skilled ninja... (strong naruto, eventual godlike, Mokuton, secret abilities, sharingan (later on) and sensor) pairings: (Fem-shinigami, Fem-kyuubi and kushina) (on pause)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 86,632 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 3/15 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U., Shinigami
Demonslayer by DeanSamWinchester reviews
Demons had a reason for never teaching humans to wield their destructive powers. They saw humans as being more destructive beings than themselves, and teaching them destructive magic would just make them more destructive. However that all changes when Kurama, the King of Demons, decide to take in and teach a human baby his magic. Now, watch as Naru Uzumaki take the world by storm.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 80,389 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/13/2013 - [Naruko U., Gray F.]
Elfen Lied: The End (Re-Published) by EL619 reviews
A sequel to my first story 'Elfen Lied: The Last Diclonius'. Two years later, Lucy finally has the life and family she always wanted. But there is more to being a diclonius then she could have ever imagined.
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/11/2014
Vixen by SLovingLecter reviews
After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 101,386 - Reviews: 2328 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Naruko, Konoha's Demon: A Naruko: Demon Fox of the Leaf Remix by nobleboivin reviews
Discontinued due to lack of intrest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Hinata H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Crouching Tigress, Hidden Fox by Karasu87 reviews
Flirty rabbits, demented Kung Fu Masters, nosy parents, a panda, and a horde of Evildoers stand in the way of Naruto's new 'burden' free life. Can someone actually find love in a life so hectic?
Crossover - Naruto & Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,942 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Naruto U., Tigress] Po
Kitsune Mistress by Sascha no Shugo reviews
Experimental story. Slight Bleach X-over. Sasu/Saku bashing some Kaka bash. Fem Naruto fem Kyūbi. Lemon warnings. Futanari Naru/Hina warning. BDSM warnings. Incest warning. Naru/Kyu/Hina/massharem parings. Ooc Naru & Hina. Smut with a plot. All his life Naruto has been beaten and abused. After he graduates he will drop his mask for all to see the real kunoichi within him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,900 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Hinata H., Haku, Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Naruto Potter by deamondragonsclaw reviews
Naruto, the student of Orochimau, kills himself along with Jiraiya, Kakashi and the third, but is reborn as Naruto Potter, the oldest son of lily and james potter and the older Twin brother of Harry. Now how will the wizarding world deal with the a teen even more deadly then Voldemort? Rated M for later, dark, slightly evil Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,887 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Naruto U.
Just one change by sherlock shpee reviews
Gon and Pitous fight begins, but something is off, something is not the same, gon has not transformed the way he should have, pitou has a fighting chance, at least that's what it looks like. a story of cognitive dissonance, id vs superego, and the egos struggle to satisfy both, Contains violence and what could be considered gore and Lemons M because lemons
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,579 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 1/11 - Gon F., Neferpitou
Sage of Vixens King of Perverts by Delfim the Black kitsune reviews
Naruto finds the best summoning contract: horny and powerful vixens! Watch as Naruto as the time of is life... for the rest of his life! 1st person story. LEMONS after 3rd chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,459 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Amber and Emerald by Contramancer reviews
Response to whitetigerwolf's Polyjuice Cat challenge. When Hermione is told her Polyjuice problem is permanent, Harry refuses to let his best friend go through this alone. He chooses to drink a similar potion, and the consequences of that choice are unpredictable and far-reaching. Rating for later themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 78,854 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 2,743 - Follows: 3,492 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Arch Mage of Hogwarts by thenewjubi reviews
As old tales speck, a man with the powers to wielding godlike spells without any movement. Not a single chant, flicker of a wand. He's the Arch Mage and brother of the six paths. His tale considered a fable, a mere legend. Yet dark times are looming over not only the shinobi world but theirs as well. His child will rise from the ashes, and show the world he was not a simple fable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,805 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Naruto U.]
Naruto the Huntsmen by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Part 1 of 2 - Complete
Crossover - Naruto & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 153 - Words: 410,358 - Reviews: 4733 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,767 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Naruto U., Ruby Rose, Blake Belladonna, Yang Xiao Long - Complete
Yoko The Hybrid Beastwoman by BaskliskFutaQueen reviews
Nia Has Fallen In Love With Yoko And Has Decided To Make Her The First Hybrid Beastmen. Warning Contains- Futa, Lactation, Lesbians, Anal, Oral And Weight Gain Of All Kinds.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28 - Yoko L., Nia T., OC
The Fox and the Lioness by KittyKatChan96 reviews
Mostly non-canon. The story takes place after Naruto has come back from training with Jiraiya. Three years have gone by, and with it, many of his old friends have changed. Especially a certain Hyuuga heiress. After their first encounter in years, things seem to change between them. A new mission changes everything for them and their teammates. Is it for the good, or bad?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,469 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Headmaster by Chris Robins reviews
Harry and Co. are caught just as they're trying to floo to the DoM and rescue Sirius. Harry doesn't give into Umbridge's demands and in her rage, she curses him. Unwittingly, she sets something much larger into motion [rev3].
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 122,894 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,586 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Naruto: Wielder of Nuibari by Greg1234567 reviews
Despite defeating Naruto, Sasuke is brought back to village by Kakashi. Naruto leaves Konoha and finds sanctuary in Kiri where he finds a cave belonging to one of the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist, and the legendary blade Nuibari. Can Naruto master the deadly weapon? What happens when he returns to Konoha? How will he deal with his old team? Can he ever find love? Naruto x Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,350 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 2,157 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Witches of the Nauvvvaelh by Sky EXE reviews
In the year 1939, the alien threat known as the Neuroi invaded Earth... or did they? When a young Witch is betrayed by her superior officer, her would-be enemies rescue her. And the truth of the entire war will flip her world upside down, as there is an even bigger threat against her home planet... Rated M for safety and possible lemons in the future.
Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/1 - [Yoshika M., Junko T.] [A. Galland, Lynne/Lynette B.]
Super Shinobi Fighter: Naruto's New Life Begins by godospartan the Kitsune reviews
During the Second Exam, Naruto gets eaten by a giant snake whilst Orochimaru battles his team. However, when he escapes, he gets blown to a lab in the forest no one knows about, and finds a girl sleeping inside a pod. She attacks him at first, but because of his unique personality, she calms down. She then wishes to stay by his side from then on. NaruxJuri. Slightly Dark Naruto
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,343 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Juri, Naruto U.
Don't Wake Me Up by Rinne-Kami reviews
I know this a dream, a fabrication of a mad man's belief he could control everything. But still, when he said those words to me, those words that I had longed to hear for so many years, how could I want to go against it, how could I not want to believe it. Finally everything is perfect, if this is a dream, I don't want to wake up. "Then don't. Don't wake up. Stay here with me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 60,732 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Rise of the Demon King by revelias reviews
The time has come for Naruto to reveal his true strength and woe unto those who would stand in his way. Rated M for language and future violence and sexuality. Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,630 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Demon Lacrima by D.G.S - DeathGodSlayer reviews
REBOOT. Hades was unaware that upon entering the small village he would come across the very thing he was looking for, finally he had found a host for that which he had clinged onto for so long. A holder, a wielder for the strongest Demon Lacrima in existence.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/8/2014 - Naruto U.
Topsy-Turvy by Mei Sanniang reviews
Post war. Hinata's alternate personality manifested, and Sasuke may be responsible. RTN-Hinata/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
His obsession by agitosgirl reviews
Naruto loved her, he loved her with everything he had and more. And when he gets back from his training trip, he's going to show her ow much he cherishes her. And she is going to be with him. Whether she wants to be or not isn't really her choice, because he would take her. For only he would be allowed to be with her. She was his, after all.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,553 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Hinata: The Kyubi's Keeper by Dragonsong2795 reviews
A mistake during the sealing of the Kyubi leaves Naruto as a golden furred blue eyed mini-Kyubi. In order to control his power he is partnered with a clan heir, specifically Hinata the Hyuga heiress. How will Hinata's life be changed now that she is the owner of the strongest demon? Naruhina Kyubi-Naruto Strong, Independent Hinata Minor Hyuga/Uchina Clan Elders Bashing. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Devils, Angels, Dragons, and Naruto? by MothBallz reviews
Having fulfilled his role as the Child of Prophecy in bringing true peace to the Elemental Nations, Naruto leaves in search of a new adventure. "What am I? Nothing but a wandering Sage." Harem. Godlike Naruto. Revamped version of my previous DxD Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,145 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Naruto U., Rias G., Ophis, Gabriel
The Jinchuriki and The Queen by BladeOfThePoet reviews
Lucy was tied up to the wall of the lab, waiting for the next cannonball to come at her. While she waited, her mind wandered to a long forgotten memory, of her and an old friend. But as far as she knew, that friend had died with a bullet in his chest. So what happens when that friend crashes into the Lab and rescues both her and all other Diclonii? Naruto/Lucy (NotAMonstershipping
Crossover - Naruto & Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,485 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Naruto U., Lucy / Nyu, Mariko
Lustful Curse by VenomBat22 reviews
In a world without Orochimaru and evil, the world is peaceful. When Naruto gets cursed by a witch, he finds every girl wants him... and not just his fellow female friends!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,197 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013
True love is a calm breeze and not a raging flame by elmoryakhan reviews
AU: What if Cho Chang never went to Hogwarts? How this will change things in canon? Main pairing H/Hr. My first fanfiction please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto the Fearless Fox and Holo the Wise Wolf by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Naruto, the hero of the 4th Shinobi war and savior of the world has been granted immortality by the gods of the world he saved, and with that immortality he has become a deity like few others. With the ages having passed, and Naruto having grown bored, how will he spice up his life? With Spice and a Wolf!
Crossover - Naruto & Spice and Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Holo]
The Hanyou and the Vampire by ShadowStar91 reviews
Kokoa wasn't the only new member to the Newspaper club, a blond freshman with whiskers on his cheeks joined as well. Now a part of a club that always gets into more than they bargained for, how will Naruto Namikaze handle life? Naruto will struggle through school all the same while trying to figure out his new feelings for a certain orange haired vampire. Discontinued, sorry.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,328 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kokoa S. - Complete
Naruto the Twin Tails: The Pure by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
A single change can affect a life, and that life may just be your next one. How will the reincarnation of one Naruto Uzumaki change now that he died at the end of a war. This is the Sister Fic to Twin Tails, a what-if story about what could have happened if the way Naruto died had changed.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 260,635 - Reviews: 2247 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., T. Koneko
The Rise of Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze by MercenaryGrax reviews
How would things be if Naruto knew who his parents were from a young age? A mysterious man who has watched Naruto his entire life soon takes an interest in Naruto and is placed as the assistant Jonin instructor to Naruto and his team. Who is this man and what relation does he have to Naruto? How will things be different with him training the young ninja? NaruxHarem & OCxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 183,497 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [OC, Anko M.]
The Eyes of Another by Shuriyaki-San reviews
Young Jiraiya receives a prophecy from the Great Toad Sage about the apocalypse, and also about a certain individual who can prevent it. Rinnegan Naruto / NaruHina Lemons Later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,765 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Nagato U.
Naruko: Demon fox of the leaf Rewrite by nobleboivin reviews
Summary Inside. Feral/Anbu Naruko and Hinata slash. Rewrite and New Poll up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 59,627 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
NaruNaru! by Fier66 reviews
The Shinobi Alliance lose the war with Madara, and Naruto was given a choice...more like forced to return back to change the outcome of the world. But Naruto didn't expect to be woken up by an extremely cute girl with violet eyes...Wait a second..Isn't that my female form! AU Time Travel, NarutoxNaruko!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Naruto U., Naruko U.]
The Winged Dragon of Naruto by alienware64 reviews
During the attack of the Kyuubi, Minato choses his daughter instead of Naruto. The destiny however, had bigger plans for him as the Egiptian God seals herself inside him. With her help he will achieve his destiny becoming the new Pharaoh. Small Harem, pairings: Fem!Kyuubi, Naruto, Fem!Naruko, Fem! Winged Dragon of Ra. Rated "M" for Incest and future lemons.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,126 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - The Winged Dragon Of Ra/Ra the Winged God Dragon, Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
Fox Demon by Tsurara11 reviews
He is cold, powerful, and aloof while she is strong and willing to do anything for her village even ...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,246 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Sakura H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Let's play Fishcake by lava213 reviews
naruto has a dream about two people a normal boy and a girl with cat-ears and tail after something happend find out what by reading - renamed from Fox meets cats
Crossover - Naruto & Asobi ni Iku yo!/あそびにいくヨ! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,288 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Naruto U., Elis
Naruto the Twin Tails: The Crew by fairy tail dragon slayer reviews
Part 2 of 2 - Incomplete
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,773 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Naruto U.
Life of The Guild's Protector by Looking4Misteria reviews
When Naruto dies defeating Madara, he didn't expect to wake up again. At a Guild Master's meeting 9 animals appear randomly. These animals with weird amounts of tails are to be protectors of the Guilds and their members. When the Sage of the Six Paths turns up with a surprise and a note, what will happen? What happens when Naruto wakes and is told he is the protector of Fairy Tail?
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,378 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Killer Bee
Devils, Angels, Dragons, & Naruto! Oh My! by MothBallz reviews
Cancelled?... With Naruto helping to end the Fourth Shinobi War and true peace coming to the Elemental Nations he has found himself bored. He thirsts for another adventure and more battles and so leaves his world for another. Will he be a Devil? Dragon? Angel? Nope he's Naruto motherfucking Uzumaki and that's that! Harem. Godlike Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,893 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Rias G., H. Akeno
The Fox and the Succubus by Toshima reviews
With his world destroyed, Naruto finds himself attending Youkai Academy. However, after an unexpected incident with Kurama, he is no longer Naruto Uzumaki. Not a harem. NaruKuru. Maybe some TsuMoka if I feel like it. Lemons in later chapters.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,520 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 12/23/2013 - [Naruto U., Kurumu K.]
Naruto, The fourth Abyssal one by crimson mealstorm1 reviews
What if the organization had a small secret? What if they lied about there being only 3 abyssal ones? What if there was a fourth? What's his story? Awakened Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,257 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Naruto U., Miria
Naruto and The Crimson Vixen by Yondaime's apprentice reviews
What if Naruto and Kurama got along like Yugito and Matatabi? What if Naruto was smarter and resolved to train instead of pranks? And what will happen once Naruto meets Fuka who is an Uzumaki? Will his clan be revived? Will keep posting so stay tuned for every week or 2 weeks!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,203 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Naruto U., Fuka A.]
Fragmentation by Jennarous reviews
Succubi are creatures that live off love. When Tsukune shows that he only has eyes for Moka, Kurumu finally realizes that he will never choose her. As Kurumu's mind and body slowly begin to degenerate, Naruto appears. Will his warmth be enough to save her?
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,927 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kurumu K.
Story of the Ten Tailed Wolf by The Engulfing Silence reviews
There are so many things that we as humans are unaware of, or lack an understanding. The Bijuu are one of those things. Follow the Journey of Naruto Uzumaki as he befriends the yokai that was sealed inside of him and "she" helps him grow stronger. fem. Kyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 218,342 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 3,556 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Virus by IMixDangerousChemicals reviews
Step 1. Die. Step 2. Merge with Kyuu. Step 3, what the hell was step 3? I absolutely suck at writing summaries. Sakura/Sasuke bashing, character death in chap. 1. Rated M for language, violence, gender change and extremely weird Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Grangers take on the world by mlieu2010 reviews
Harry and Hermione send their memories back to their younger selves to change the magical world for the better. Using economics and political power to achieve their goal. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing. HHR AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 223,545 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 2,373 - Follows: 2,750 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and Hermione the Neko Girl by Hawk Wood reviews
Takes place during DH. AU. Adult situations. Harry discovers that Hermione has a reminder of the Polyjuice incident during CoS. Story will soon be taken down and re-written, I seem to have written myself into a corner and need to re-read and re-write most of it. Still on Hiatus until at least the first chapter is redone, then will re-post revised chapters as they are done.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,576 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Embracing your Inner Demon by CrazyFool65 reviews
He lived among the humans and all he's ever felt was hate and loneliness while being called a monster. It's ironic that sometimes the cruelest monsters are humans themselves. Tired of his life he becomes what they feared and embraced his inner demon and leaves to live among the monsters. Naruto x Inner Moka(Ura) Tsukune x Outer Moka(Omote)
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,067 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Naruto U., Moka A.
To LOVEruto by linkmaster585 reviews
Because of a fatal blow to the cheast, Uzumaki Naruto had to make an ultimate decision that changed his life. Now living under a new name, along with a new body, Naruto must endure a different lifestyle while hiding his true identity. Everything was going smoothly until a pink haired beauty appeared in his bathroom causing him nothing but trouble. NarutoxLalaxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & To Love-Ru - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,930 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Lala S. D.
Heaven's Fallen Angel by linkmaster585 reviews
For 400 years, he was sealed within a sakura tree. Then one day, Uzumaki Naruto calls out to a young girl, within her dream, hoping she be the one to free him from his prison before it is too late. NarutoxHarem.
Crossover - Naruto & Sora no Otoshimono/そらのおとしもの - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 96,079 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Naruto U.
If the Villagers Were Right by Kythorian reviews
What if the villagers were right about Naruto after all? What if he really WAS the Kyubi in human form? The Fourth's seal might have held back the chakra of the nine-tailed fox, but what is the mind of a newborn against that of the greatest of the tailed-beasts.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,955 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
The Celestial Maelstrom by TOM 5.0 reviews
When Lucy decided to rest at small village known for its white roses, she was just looking for a break from her hectic journey. She had no idea that the young man she would meet there would drastically change her life.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,247 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Lucy H.]
Foxie Mate by DemonicRoyalPrincess reviews
Naruto is now Hokage, he is giving a rare gift from the Demon Village a gift of a mail order BRIDE. WHAT? Wait? Naruto is getting married? To Who?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Naruto U.
Hinata: Team Heart by BanditWerewolf reviews
Full information inside. Basically tells the story of what would happen if Hinata was the female in Team 7, and not Sakura. Old and used concept, but I felt like doing it, anyway. No flames, or complaints about the story, please. Rated M for questionable reasons. Also, it's mainly Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Pledge to my King by Oblitus-Umbrae reviews
Devils, Angels, Fallen Angels, Dragons, Gods, Youkais, Hanyous, Heroes, Villains, and Perverts! A new world, a new promise, a new destiny, a new adventure awaits. "I don't really get this whole peerage thing... but I guess it's okay... My name is Naruto Uzumaki proud shinobi of Konoha, Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko, and now devil! To you my new king I pledge... "
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,162 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Naruto U., Rias G., H. Akeno, T. Koneko
NaruNekoChan by JohnStang reviews
This story starts with the aftermath of the famous Naruto/Sasuke battle at The Valley of the End. Fitting such a battle would be taking place there for many endings happened there that day. With those endings however came new beginnings. However these new beginnings did not start out so well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,660 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Naruko U. - Complete
Project Naruto: Shinobi X by Contramancer reviews
A challenge response. Naruto is abducted by Orochimaru in an attempt to cure Kimmimaro's disease. Rejected as a dying failure, the Kyuubi makes him into something... more. As he learns about his new abilities, Naruto is still challenged on all sides by those who only see his prisoner. Can he save Konoha, and Hinata, from war and disaster? NaruHina. Rating to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 126,719 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
the vampire ninja by Highking TOM reviews
What if Naruto was transported to the hellsing world? What if he turned to a vampire? What would happen? Rated M for language and gore, maybe lemons.
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,272 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Seras, Naruto U.
Kitsune To Succubus by Kyuubi16 reviews
Naruto and Kurumu's species have despised one another for years, but as the young fox and Succubus come together in a forbidden romance they become targets of someone that seeks to destroy both races. Image by MandyUzumaki1.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Naruto U., Kurumu K.] [Moka A., Tsukune A.]
Hogwarts Fox and Cat by deamondragonsclaw reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is an average eleven year old ANBU black ops, or at least he was until he got his letter to Hogwarts school of witch craft and wizardry. so how will the blond Jinchurikki survive going to school with a bunch of wizards, witches, and shinobi from enemy nations, read an find out. Rated M for safty.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,810 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hermione G., Naruto U., Yugito N.
Rewriting The Past by Kyekeyo reviews
Time Travel fic. After the war Naruto and Hinata go back to completely change everything, though they get more than they bargained for. With two mysterious voices in Hinata's head, Naruto's bloodlimit? and a new insidious evil . Who knew changes could only make things worse? A different take on this common plot. First fic ever. Naruhina, Sasuxoc, Shikatema, and sakux?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Foxes Collar by Dragon Legend of Drake reviews
Sakura H & Ino Y never existed and when Naruto follows a strange feeling, he comes across 2 wounded youko that were fighting, he made a pact with both of them to save them and make himself stronger. As a result they became beautiful human girls that Naruto dubbed Ino and Sakura. However power comes at a price. NaruxInoxSaku. Future Strong-Naruto and lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,615 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Mahora's Kitsune by deamondragonsclaw reviews
Naruto, now the Kyubi, is the brother of Evangeline, but was trapped in a necklace he gave her due to a prison trap ment for her. Now that he's free how will he survive attending and all girls school full of horny teenage girl, while also being their Sex ed teacher? and what's this about daughters, three of them? NarutoxHarem Rated M for a little violence and lemons.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,858 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U.
The Shinobi and the Joketsuzoku by Kyuubi16 reviews
Uzumaki Naruto hails from a clan of martial arts warriors rumored to be masters of a thousand styles. While on business Naruto finds himself knocked into the spring of the drowned Kitsune. Now he seeks to payback the ones responsible with an enthused amazon fiance on his tail.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 155 - Published: 4/12/2013 - [Shampoo, Naruto U.] Ranma
Fox in Tokyo by triforcemeralds reviews
The Valley of the End was the site of a great battle, in both the past and the present. Naruto and Sasuke fought their hardest, leaving Naruto practically dead. The Kyuubi, however, is not ready to die. His desperate healing had the unfortunate side effect of sending Naruto to Tokyo. How will this change affect the future of Earth?
Crossover - Naruto & Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,660 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Naruto U.
The Spirit of Fire by Master of the Inferno reviews
The Royal Family has just taken in an unlikely child and his small fox friend. this child will help the avatar restore balance to the world. Rating may change in later chapters. Canon pairings and Naruto/Ty Lee. Rating changed due to gore and violence and possible nudity in the future.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Naruto U., Ty Lee
HTV: The Hidden Tail Village by ViresAdLegatum reviews
Sanctuary. That was the objective. That was the promise. "Was" is in the past now. Now, it's a reality. Sanctuary for the hated. Sanctuary for the lost. This... This is the Hidden Tail Village. The last stand against the hatred of Jinchuuriki. The place where demons can sleep. The place where even monsters can live normally. Set two years after the 4th SWW. Lemon in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,444 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Naruto U., Gaara, Yugito N., Fū
Blade of the Kitsune by NeonZangetsu reviews
I am a blade. But I no longer kill. I no longer cut, no longer slice, no longer dice, I cannot harm. Once, I lived. Once, I loved. Now my friends are forgotten. My family, dead. My purpose is simple; my goal, humble. My name and appearance has changed han
Crossover - Naruto & Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,325 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Our Great Adventure by Gamer Guy aka. Batman reviews
The story of how Bolt and Mittens fell in love and everything that happened afterward. Rated M for possible future chapters including the pitter patter of tiny cat/dog pupens ON HOLD
Bolt - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Bolt, Mittens
Demon King take2 by Dexoys reviews
Naruto meets kyuubi at a young age. He builds his power to tear down those who get in his way. Naruto Harem. Characters from various series thrown in. This is a reboot of the original demon king.
Crossover - Naruto & Spice and Wolf - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Naruto U., Holo
The Ice Hound by piercing kage kitsune reviews
Six year old Naruto discovers a unique ice ability during training. Two months later he's chased by a jounin, then saved by an Astral Fox who is the guardian of the Uzumaki clan.NarutoxLucy from Elfen Lied and partial Naruto/Inuyashaxover,colder Naruto.CH 1-10 aren't written as well as CH 11 and on will be. My writing has changed a lot over the hiatus between CH 10 and 11.
Crossover - Naruto & Elfen Lied - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,972 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Lucy / Nyu
Path of the Fox by Look a Microwave reviews
Everyone knows Naruto as the orange idiot Shinobi of Konoha, but what if, after a beating had a chance meeting with one of the Three Paws of Kumo? What would change? Narutoharem, Review, M for future violence and maaaaaaybe lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,294 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Kaikinisshoku: Total Solar Eclipse by Cyberweasel89 reviews
Follow Naruto as he joins with Anko, Hinata, and a strange boy as Team Nine, and unlocks the powers of the sun goddess Amaterasu sealed within him. Okami crossover, NaruHina, AnkoxIruka more pairings inside
Crossover - Naruto & Okami - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,436 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/7/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Anko M., OC
Angels by Yukimo Soto reviews
Full summary inside...
Kiba - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,765 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Roya, Zed
A Second Chance at Life by zerohour20xx reviews
As Naruto finally defeats Madara, he is given a second chance in a separate dimension. What sort of new problems and experience will he face in the new dimension. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,149 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto has a new 'pet' by ares88 reviews
Naruto returns Konoha after his training with Jiraiya. Now three years older is something that all females of the village would love to get their hands onto. And what about that little fox who is riding on his shoulder. NaruHarem. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,097 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
How I became Rose Lily Granger by lisy01 reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry and Hermione come back for their seventh year at Hogwarts. Everything should be perfect, but Harry is depressed. Hermione will help him make the life he wants for himslef. Girl!Harry - femmslash - forget epilogue in DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
MY STRAWBERRY! by NeonZangetsu reviews
Curiosity killed the cat, or so the saying goes. But did the saying ever include anything about the cat taking an unnatural obsessive interest in a certain shinigami hybrid? IchigoxHaineko, takes place in the zanpakto arc, and carries over to the manga.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Ichigo K., Haineko
What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Life And Times Of Naruto no Kitsune by donalgraeme reviews
At the age of 4, Naruto's body is broken beyond repair. So the Kyuubi gives him his. This is my first fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,061 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Silent Secrets by xxxfire-feariexxx reviews
Voldemort has won. Ginny, prisoner of war, is enslaved to a reluctant Draco Malfoy as an eighteenth birthday gift. She silently harbors a dark secret, and Draco is intent on discovering the secret that could either save or damn the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 132,009 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
I Am Your Tool by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Naruto is dead, killed by the Kyuubi, and his own sadness. Now the Nine Tailed Demon is back, and with the help from a certain Exiled Hyuuga, he shall have his vengence... Sequel to 'Sometimes, Sadness is too Powerful To Bear.' Kyuu/Hina/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Hinata H.
Yin and Yang: Two sides of one's Soul by Modify the Lifestream reviews
Yin and Yang. The opposites of all things. Light.-.Dark. Male.-.Female. Mortal.-.Immortal. They are found, within the core of all things, a balance. When this balance is disturbed, and begins to shift, saviors, and monsters, breed. Which are you, Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,185 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Kyuubi's undying love by Zacoruto orutonasiki reviews
Naruto is seventeen years of age. He has become a much sought after bachelor due to his drastic changes, but despite increased female popularity Naruto's only interest lies with his beautiful foxy goddess. Rated M for violence, blood, and sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,928 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: & The Power of Ying & Yang by Primus2021 reviews
Naruto & Hinata were born on the same Day the Kyubi Attacked & it was sealed it both of them, Now Naruto grows up w/the Hyuga's, & knows who his family is, watch as he grows up & becomes The 6th HoKage w/the Hyuga sisters at his side, Lemons in Ch7 up HNH
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto to Harita by Xinori reviews
When Naruto gets kidnapped and transformed into a girl to sooth the demon in him, can he fix it before it changes him forever? or will love befall on him. HaritaXSasuke. Rated M just in case. Will update when possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Forbiden Life leads to a Forbiden Love by a Foolish Writer reviews
What if Orochimaru took care of Naruto durring the second test of the Chunnin exam so he could not interfeer with his plans laiter on in Naruto's life? Please R&R. NarutoKyuubi. Rated M for Violence and lemons :P. [MF Female Kyuubi] [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,144 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto and the Nine Beautiful Bijuu reviews
The nine Bijuu want to have a mate so they choose Naruto after all these millenniums and since they are getting bored with being in the Underworld . . . they want to explore the world above to have some "fun". Warning: Possible Lemons Rated M for a reason oh yeah I forgot to mention this is kind of AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Nibi/Matatabi
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