Hello all readers! Welcome to my lair. Here I will keep you all up to date on the current status' of my stories, I hope it's helpful.

Be warned, if there is anything I hate (other than healthy food) it is people who start a fic and never finish it. I have lost count of the number of good stories I have come across that ended at the best bit, most of them were not updated since 2012.

Wonder what happened then.

The only viable excuse for interrupting quality reading time is a tragic death (and even that is up for debate).

Anyway, if you have a question please PM me, if you read any of my fic's, please try to find time to drop a review. If you wish to maim or kill me for anything I say or write, please keep it yourself (but don't let it build up - throw some darts at one of my pictures or something) because I have things to do in the near future, and I wouldn't miss them for anything.

Unfinished (A Naruto story following Naruto's activities after he escapes from imprisonment by overgrown snake) Naruto tries to stay away from his home village (where he was constantly beaten near death) after escaping from his creepy kidnapper, but when he wonders at the life he may have had; how can he stay away?

Chapter 18 was put up a while ago, but I completely forgot to update my notices! sorry about that. I'm unsure as to where I got to with improvements for this story, but I'll figure it out eventually...

When the Akatsuki Come to call The Akatsuki are hunters ruled only by the King, and it is their job to keep the land clean of the evil which pervades it. In this case, a firey Naruto with a cocked leg and a snarky mouth. With Minato entertaining Kisame, and Sasuke quickly over taking Itachi in height, what is to become of our favourite characters?

Dark themes ensue.

This fic was not originally made to be even remotely funny, but I simply couldn't help adding in the sarcastic humour that Itachi hides deep, deep inside. This fic also features a lycanthropic Naruto and a world of my own; enjoy!

Warning: torture of some description will occur.

Chapter 5 is now out! I have also begun to write chapter 6 - which is about 1/5th of the way done.

A Sages Prodigy: A story I started off beta-ing and am now writing. The idea for this story was thought up by SAOFan22 but due to few unfortunate circumstances they handed the story over to me. Chapter 2 has now been posted and I thank those that have taken an interest in this story. I am still currently unsure of where it is headed, but hopefully I shall come up with something fun in due time.

This story features a Naruto with his father's brains and his mothers mischievous personality and who has been brought up by a perverted toad lover, what on earth could go wrong?

The making of friends: This is a very short story detailing how Sasuke and Naruto first came to properly meet. I will follow this up (eventually) with a proper story on the consequences of their new found friendship.

After a heavy training session in the Uchiha District, Sasuke stumbles across a barely conscious, blonde haired kid about his own age. Sasuke catches the boy when he finally succumbs to the blackness - quickly realising that the person laying in his arms is none other than Uzumaki Naruto; his academy rival (not that he'd ever admit it). With very few options, Sasuke carries the blonde idiot back to his apartment and waits nervously for his (not friend) to wake up.

Black Adder

This is my first Harry Potter story, revolving around a deprived child, a mischievous snake, and a very unprepared castle. It looks like Fred and George may have finally met their match.

This fic was requested by mellra, so credit goes to them for the idea. I'm going to twist the story quite a bit in this fanfic. God knows I've read enough re-writes of the original story to make my head spin. Fan fiction isn't meant to copy the book word for word, and the addition of new characters should have a large effect of the general story line. Please note: I feel very strongly about this.