Snowstew47
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Joined 07-17-12, id: 4135993, Profile Updated: 07-20-15
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18 year old girl, living in The Netherlands.

Favorite fanfics: Twilight, Pitch Perfect, Orange is the new Black
Favorite characters: Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Kate (Twilight); Beca, Chloë (PP); Alex, Nicky, Maritza (OITNB)

I'm just gonna do this because tbh, I love telling people things about myself. SO I MUST BE ARROGANT.
Just kidding.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm labeled by OTHERS EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I LIKE LLAMAS, so I MUST be either Peruvian or an annoying freak.

I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a GIRL so I MUST love Barbie, wear pink and go out with the guy next door.

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm labeled GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I LIKE ANIME, so I MUST be a yaoi fan.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I DON'T LIKE THE TWILIGHT SERIES so I MUST be a REJECT.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST be gay.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I'm JAPANESE so I MUST love anime and eat sushi every day.

I'm DYSLEXIC so I must have one SPECIAL SKILL and be utterly rubbish at everything else.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be JINGOISTIC and BAD-TEMPERED.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST be GINGER, love HAGGIS, play the BAGPIPES and wear a KILT.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a chav or a stuck-up toff.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic b*

I'm labeled GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie

. I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at housework.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday

. I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.

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another immortal by mudbrat reviews
Bella isn't human and has lived for a really long time.what happens when she falls for our favorite pixie like vampire, but is afraid to reveal herself? femslash don't like don't read.first ever story. Written on smart phone so i'm sorry if their are formatting or spelling errors. Swype doesn't like to obey me well.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,819 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Alice, Bella
Runaway Bride by Artistia reviews
"I don't care, it's my wedding, I can runaway if I want to," I replied, staring into the golden eyes of the other vampire. Rated for language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,887 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bella, Kate]
Problem by HalcyonSeasons reviews
"He exhaled and sank further into the grass. He was only thankful that the entire world hadn't caught on fire. With what had just happened inside his heart, truly anything was possible." On a sporadic escape vacation, Jacob Black finds himself imprinting on none other than Kate of the Denali coven. This is going to be a bit of a problem, isn't it? BD AU request from Snowstew47.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Jacob, Kate - Complete
One Dance by imaginefluffy reviews
Two nights before the Volturi confrontation. Kate and Garrett dance. Sort of. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
Garrett and his Katie by DreamyCat.com reviews
And we went back to the house, ready to start our life together. The story of Kate and Garrett in BD, movie version.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Garrett, Kate - Complete
You Untether Me by Recall the Love reviews
The thing about being titanium is that no one can hurt you, but no one can get close enough to love you either.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,787 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Eternally Yours by x-backtoblack-x reviews
"I'm glad we stopped pretending we weren't in love. I'm glad we got to spend these last sixty years together. Sometimes I get so mad thinking of how unfair it is that you're going to go before me because a lifetime is meant to be a lifetime and this just doesn't seem like one to me."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Sun, swimming and Chloe by ThisLoveIsHopeless reviews
Tumblr prompt: All the Bellas go to the pool, Beca is so into her mixes she stays on her laptop on her chair while Aubrey and other the other Bellas are swimming or tanning. But Beca cant help but drool over Chloe's body as she walks to the edge of the pool, and gets caught by Aubrey (the Bellas and Aubrey don't know that they're dating).
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
I'm Falling For Your Eyes, but They Don't Know Me Yet by awriterofthings reviews
Chloe has a secret admirer.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,958 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Time Beca Wished Her Dad Had Knocked by awriterofthings reviews
Mr. Mitchell visits Beca to find out why she wasn't in class.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Little Things by 1800acabelieveit reviews
A Bellas night out consists of many things, one of them being truth or dare. What happens when Beca gets dared to reveal her feelings for a certain redhead? Will she do it, and how will chloe respond? Bechloe one shot. *Inspired by One direction's little Things and I own nothing*
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Nowhere Else She'd Like To Be by CantStopWontStopShipping reviews
At the end of the year party for the Barden acapella groups Chloe and Beca are both drunk, dancing together to Chloe's lady jam like idiots. Dancing leads to making out in the middle of the dance floor which leads to a crazy night! One shot! Beca/Chloe
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Who cares how it happened? by allmyinhibitions reviews
Beca is starting to dread the fact that Chloe will be graduating and leaving Barden soon. Just a little one shot!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
The Small Hours by ceasarette reviews
Beca wanted to take her time in answering again. She wanted to think about it, to lie and say she doesn't remember anything past the first shot of tequila. But she looked at Chloe and she forgot all about it. "God, you're beautiful."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
They Stumble That Run Fast by iamtrollinginthedeep reviews
Chloe is jealous. All she needs to realize it is a passionate kiss in a crowded theater in the wake of a fierce a cappella competition.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,932 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Beca, I Can't Do This Anymore by fatheartsarewhatcounts reviews
One shot Bechloe fic. Chloe and Beca have been friends for a while, and they've grown really close. That is, until something that Chloe admits changes everything.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Push in the right direction by Thirteen94 reviews
Cynthia Rose has a one to one chat with Chloe, short one-shot
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Kiss Me Like You Wanna Be Loved by awriterofthings reviews
Prompt: "Chloe and Beca's first unexpected kiss."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Chloe B., Beca M. - Complete
Arguments Between a Vampire and a Werewolf by Angry Lobster reviews
Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,787 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Edward, Jacob
My Sun and Stars by EnglishRebelRose reviews
Finding myself here in his arms was laughable. It was against the rules. We were breaking natural laws. A Vampire in love with a Wolf. His kind were solely created to hunt and kill mine. He had become my reason for being. My Sun and Stars.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Heal Me by Jocelyn Torrent reviews
Sometimes, Alice breaks down. When she does, someone you may not expect helps her through it.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Grenade by WolfLuver91 reviews
Bella reveals how she feels about Rosalie at the club. Summary sucks...be easy...but please tell me what you think
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
The perfect lie by The Queen's Saviour reviews
- story completed - What do you do when everything you believed in turns out to be a lie? And more important, who is there to save you? This is an Alice/Bella story eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,905 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
It's a dangerous love affair by anoek013 reviews
Wat gebeurt er als Bella de volturi niet heeft gered. Wat als eclips en breaking dawn nooit zijn gekomen? Edward heeft zijn grote liefde Bella verloren. En het is allemaal zijn schuld… Speelt af tijdens New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - Dutch - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,568 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
IF TWILIGHT WAS 10X SHORTER AND 100X MORE HONEST by l'amour musique reviews
Disclaimer: Not mine. A critics commentary on the twilight movie. Leave a review if you like...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
The Pixie and the Beast reviews
Jacob saved Bella from cliffdiving and drives her home. There's a vampire in her house and he needs to know if she's okay. He finds her with the pixie Cullen he never met before and never expected to meet. But when he looks into her eyes for the first time, his whole center shifts. But it's too complicated 'cause they're mortal enemies and she's with Jasper... I suck at summaries.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Alice, Jacob
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