Author has written 12 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Pirates of the Caribbean.
Last updated: 23/07/2006 Age: 21 Location: New Zealand
I am the magnifying glass of fandom - give me an idea, and I will blow it out of all proportion, turn it upside-down, and maybe even write the result. Evil laughter also a specialty.
On top of this, I am terribly, terribly lazy, so I mostly post in my livejournal account - it's easier. Most of my stuff is there, and most of the stuff here was written when I was scarily new to fandom, and is in dire need of revision.
Slash warning, (or yaoi, in the anime fandoms). I have noting against het - I even read it sometimes - it just doesn't fill me with glee the way slash does.
Fandoms, more or less in order of favorites: Pirates of the Caribbean, Naruto, Good Omens, Once upon a time in Mexico, Secret Window, Inuyasha, Yugioh, Harry Potter, Dragonball Z, Trigun,Cardcaptors, Zoids, Road to El Dorado.
PotC: Sparrington (Jack Sparrow/James Norrington), Jack/Pearl, and recently Cultlington (Cutler Beckett/James Norrington).
Secret Window: Mort/Mort/Shooter, and combinations thereof.
Bleach: Renji/Byakuya, Shuuhei/Yumichika
Naruto: Kakashi/Iruka, Gaara/Lee.
Good Omens: Crowley/Aziraphale, God/Lucifer.
Yugioh: Y/Y/S, R/B/J, any Yami/Hikari pairs - on second thoughts, practically any yaoi pairing.
DBZ:Gohan/Videl, Goku/Vegeta, Goten/Trunks, Mirai Trunks/17, Goku/Vegeta/Kakkarot,
Harry Potter: Harry/Voldemort, James/Severus, Lucius/Albus
Inuyasha: Inuyasha/Kagome, Sango/Sesshoumaru, Kouga/Kagura
Gundam Wing: 1x2, 3x4, 5x6x13
Crossover Pairings: Norrington/Sands, Norrington/Spike, Mort/Sands, Sands/Smecker, Smecker/Shore.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
You! Off my planet!
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
Chaos, panic and disorder - my work here is done.
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
I swerve for cats.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
You're just jealous because the little voices talk to ME.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
Children left unattended will be given a free kitten.
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati! (If all else fails, play dead!)