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Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Harry Potter.

Hi, I'm Chopsticks89, but you can just call me Saule. They/theirs pronouns. Or whatever. I don't care.

I suggest you read at least this top segment of my profile; it has important information in it.

I have a tumblr- Short Version: You Suck, with the url a-seriously-difficult-task.

I also have a deviantart under the same name as here. (Chopsticks89)

Anyways, my fandoms are Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Good Omens, Legend of Korra, Blue Exorcist, Hetalia (can I like double bold this or what??), Maoh: Juvenile Remix, Doctor Who, Sherlock (and the original Sherlock Holmes books), Supernatural, Avengers, all the crap related to Marvel pretty much, Harry Potter, Let The Right One In, Star Wars, Star Trek, Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, Death Note, Welcome to Night Vale, Naruto and a lot of other things that I'll probably list later when I think of them. I have bolded what I am most into.

Unfortunately, I am a lazy shit, and have not actually watched all of any of my shows. I'll get there eventually. Be patient.

As a person, I enjoy reading, writing, drawing, pissing people off, history, and funny shit. I am also weeaboo trash.

Currently, I am mostly focused on my various original writing projects, as well as Traitor to The Dragon Throne, a few Hetalia ideas, and several other things including high school, life, and doing things like learning German and running a transtalia ask blog. I do not update regularly, and am often inactive. However, I will let you know when I've discontinued a project, or if there are changes pending. Thank you and goodbye!

My Fanfictions:

[With commentary by me]



- The Dead Don't Dream

Whatever has happened to Tenzo? An outlook of afterlife, a drabble of what-if's. [Meh]

- Invincible

AU The following is an account of the fall of one thought to be Invincible, because sickness cannot be predicted. prequel to follow. [Prequel not to follow, I'm out of this fandom. Sorry guys.]

- The Meaning of Alone

Poetry of, and concerning the childhood of a self-proclaimed monster. [Also discontinued.]

- The Paper Rose Angel

Short words of an Angel. May be added to in order to create a compilation of tribute poetry to said Angel. [Also discontinued. Very terrible, 10/10 do not read.]


- A Hero's Dream

August 28th, 1963. The turning point of the American Civil Rights Movement. The day the United States of America met an undeniable hero, and heard him speak of tomorrow's new dawn. -A telling of the imagined meeting between two hero's, one self-proclaimed and the other raised up by the people of the first.- [Y'all really like this one. I really like this one. Whatever.]

Harry Potter:

- For Atlas Was Too Young

1964- the year that a tiny, broken, bloody boy she called Atlas was carried in the arms of his father into her white-washed and sterilized world. 1964- the year an era began with the moon. Drabble. [Holy crap. I need to stop letting angst leak out of my brain to torment poor Remus Lupin, and start working on Traitor to the Dragon Throne again. I have no excuses, and it has been too long. Other than that, I really like this one. It was quick, and probably sloppy, but I find that that's when I do my best writing.]


Avatar: The Last Air Bender:

- Traitor to the Dragon Throne

-My name is Akari, and I was born in the eighty-fourth year after Sozin's Comet, the same year as Fire Prince Zuko- which is undoubtedly considered 'lucky' by some idiot somewhere. - Sometimes, betrayal is an act to be proud of. Sometimes, being a fugitive is an adventure. OC [This one is my baby. Be gentle with her; she bites and I don't want to have to pay your hospital bills. Updates as weekly as I can manage, which isn't very. BEING REWRITTEN]

one last thing, disclaimers piss me off, and this is why: it's called fanfiction for a reason. We know you don't own the franchise.

well, disclaimers involving art, songs, and stuff like that are okay, but the disclaimers on the fandom are just plain stupid, I mean, well duh you don't own it, it's (as stated above) fanfiction, guys.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia and transphobia are wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Quote of the Moment:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use , ;, or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shall try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shall not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shall not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est- writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou art a) writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers.

Chopsticks' Side Notes:

1. When writing numbers, write out everything under at least twenty. It just looks tacky otherwise.

2. Please do not neglect proper character developing techniques when making an OC. There is an online test known as The Universal Mary-Sue Litmus Test. Take it. Please.

3. Research your fandom, and get your information right. Don't be an ignorant ass. Not being very far in the fandom is not an excuse for stupidity concerning canon.

4. On that note, research the other topics covered in your fic! If it's a Blue Exorcist fic, research Demon Lore! If it's Harry Potter, look up Latin and Old English terms to use for spells! If it's Hetalia, well, you know. Look up history.

5. Names like Starfire are all well and good in Teen Titans, but they are completely unacceptable in Lord of the Rings. Remember it.

6. Get a beta. Please. You cannot edit your own work. It does not work. I know, for I have tried.

7. Please don't write out accents when writing a foreign character. It looks awful and it's actually kind of rude. Just don't do it.



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An Unexpected Alliance by minniequill reviews
Set during Order of the Phoenix. Minerva McGonagall, the Weasley twins, Peeves, and a common hatred of Dolores Umbridge? Things do not bode well for Hogwarts' High Inquisitor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,810 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/22/2020 - Published: 3/24/2007 - George W., Albus D., Minerva M., Fred W.
Snakeskins by Sunruner reviews
Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 174 - Words: 1,026,267 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Scorpius M., N. Italy, England/Britain
Demon's Tail by Fairytale Warrior reviews
Living the life of a demon comes with a lot of banes and boons, but it can be pretty handy when you have some extra features. Rated Teen because I'll probably curse a lot and there will be mentions of gore. *Don't be fooled; lots of angst, /plenty/ of whump, as well as humor and friendship/family. :)
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 164,177 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 1,624 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Rin O.
Gilgalad is an Elvenking by Erwen Brogiel reviews
An elvish drinking game which consists of singing about how everyone, from Celebrimbor to Elbereth, is in love with Gil-galad. Yes, it's weird.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2018 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Gil-Galad - Complete
The Twin Statues of Paris by ElizabethScaffie reviews
There is a legend that a demon is haunting Notre-Dame, that you can hear him at night if you are unlucky enough. It's probably just a rumour to attract even more tourists, but..what if the legend is true? And what if, equally lonely but less noisy, someone else is in the same position on the other side of the city? Follow our German and Spanish tourists in a mysterious Paris...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,305 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 7/18/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Germany, Spain
Discontinued A Life Returned by Laser Lance 720 reviews
Piece is abandoned and rewritten under the same title "A Life Returned". This attempt will be kept posted in appreciation for all the past reviews and support. But no further work will be done. To read please go to new version.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,960 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Zuko, Lu Ten - Complete
Differences by Mystrothedefender reviews
Feliciano has a hard time coming to terms with himself, maybe help from his friends will help him. Transgender!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,747 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 11/15/2014 - N. Italy, Germany, Hungary
Promises to Keep by Kimberly T reviews
One pirate gets impulsive, and an event starting in 'The Waterbending Scroll' sends ripples throughout the rest of Seasons 1, 2 & 3. A Zuko/Katara troubled friendship fic, to eventually become Zutaran in nature. Chapter 18: Caught in Crystal
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 183,399 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Katara, Zuko, Iroh, Sokka
The Eternal American by cakuramen reviews
The American colonies were found by the British, but their personification wasn't. Raised by a Native American mother and then a Boston colonist family, Alfred F Jones's life takes a much different path without one Arthur Kirkland. Human names, mostly AU (also not abandoned, don't worry!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 136,311 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 4/5/2012 - America
Operation Make The Grumpy Guard Smile by incredibly-edible reviews
Feliciano can't tell the guard apart from the cold, still marble statues that surround him. What is a poor art historian supposed to do with all this time and no relief from boredom? He comes up with a little game...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 9/1/2014
Champion of Agni by the melon lord 2.0 reviews
Aang almost kills Zuko during their first encounter at the South Pole, and the prince finds himself struggling to come to terms with peculiarities surrounding his unlikely survival. As he learns to accept his circumstances, Zuko is given the chance to see the world from a heartbreaking new perspective that changes everything... Heavy Blue Spirit, but with a twist.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,663 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Zuko
Birth of the Forest by karldin reviews
The Yondaime Hokage unknowingly makes a change during the sealing, the consequences of which are unimaginable for both Naruto and Konoha. What do these consequences mean for Naruto? On indefinite HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 151,279 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 6,563 - Follows: 6,059 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Naruto U.
North by Northwest by Germanystuck reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt, a German immigrant in New York, living under the roof of your typical lower class American family, the Jones', makes a bit of cash on the side with common detective work. Finding lost pets, lost jewelry, those sorts of things. Amelia apparently has other ideas when she brings in Arlovskaya...and a murder case. Could Feliciano Vargas really be responsible?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Germany, N. Italy, America, Belarus
Party Wagon by Lucillia reviews
There was a reason that Lethbridge-Stewart didn't shoot the Doctor when he met him in the London Underground despite his somewhat shady behavior. A reason he was willing to believe him about the TARDIS, and to go along with several men in order to retrieve it during The Web of Fear. That reason was the Party Wagon. (Series of related oneshots not in Chronological Order)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - 1st Doctor, Brigadier, River Song/Melody P. III, The Master
Innuendo by Lucillia reviews
The Brigadier has a discussion with the Doctor regarding his behaviour in relation to his new assistant.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2014 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
The End of the Beginning, arc 1: Terra by SuperiorDimwit reviews
Some matches are made in heaven, some in hell: and some, quite rare and quite peculiar, are made on earth. The tale of the blue exorcist began long before the Okumura twins were born, when two men met who would change the course of history for Assiah and Gehenna alike. The question is: how did that history change them?
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 125,045 - Reviews: 645 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Shiro F., Mephisto P., Belial - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 127 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 508 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin U. - Complete
Blessed Event by Lucillia reviews
In which Obito enters the cave where Naruto was born a little early.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 168 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Obito U., Minato N. - Complete
You Are Young by Floraluna Aria reviews
Ludwig is young, and Feliciano decided it was time to make him sit down and remember that. (New in the "Insight" series.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/4/2014 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Strive Through Darkness by Convenient Alias reviews
AU. The Agni Kai leaves Zuko blind as well as scarred. Will he be able to regain his honor while trying to cope with as well as hide his blindness?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Zuko
Big Brothers Don't Cry by Sunruner reviews
Yeah, sure, so he grew up to be an award-winning chef with a loving husband, but where did this jerk even come from? Lovino's life hasn't always been easy, but the one thing he's always known is that his family needs to come first, especially his two stupid little brothers. Multishipping, Prumano, Game of Cooks AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,759 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano, Prussia, Seborga
A New Dawn by the melon lord 2.0 reviews
A child of destruction gifted with a spirit of balance, Azula has always been torn between pleasing her father and denying herself. When ignoring her destiny becomes impossible, an unlikely player is thrown into the middle of a war for peace. Forced to embrace an unwanted calling, Azula struggles to determine what it means to have something worth fighting for... Avatar Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,007 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Azula
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 8,013 - Follows: 2,386 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Things Fanboys and Fangirls Should Not Do by Spark Writer reviews
Seeing as I have done nearly all of these things at one time or another (or wanted to) I thought it only proper to compile an official list of the funniest should nots for fangirls and boys. Multi-fandom.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/22/2013
Daddy by Lucillia reviews
Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 240 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U., Obito U.
Game of Cooks by Sunruner reviews
IN THE GAME OF COOKING YOU EITHER WIN OR YOU... DON'T WIN. But Lovino is used to not winning in anything except love, which he has in abundance, so why not give it a shot? With a small fortune on the line for his growing family and bigger dreams, all his boyfriend thinks he needs is a push in the right direction. Will it work? Prumano with a side of Het!GerIta. Food Network parody.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,888 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Prussia] - Complete
Follower of Rivers by acrosticacrumpet reviews
Twenty things her class knows about Ogino Chihiro.
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Chihiro O.
Tookishness by AzureSkye23 reviews
AU, bordering crack!fic. Pippin's encounter with the Palantír goes very differently, when he displays a little more...Tookishness. A Birthday gift to all my readers, Hobbit-style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Peregrin T., Gandalf, Sauron - Complete
Annoying Mary-Sue by Akira Amber reviews
Itachi has an annoying encounter with a Mary-Sue.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shades of Blue Cerulean by bluedawn01 reviews
Trapped in the parallel universe, Rose finally thinks she's found the Doctor, but it isn't exactly the one she expects. She falls in love with him anyway. The first story in the "Past Present and Future" series.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,590 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - 8th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
I'm Gonna Be A Part Of It Whether I Want To Or No by tobinfic reviews
Relocated against her will to New York, Darcy Lewis has to juggle working as an admin monkey for SHIELD, covertly finishing her degree and falling in love. Only one of these things is easy, and it's not the one that she thinks it will be.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83,900 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 253 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Contradicting Beliefs by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
What's worse than being the new kid from another country? How about being the gay new kid from another country placed in a Catholic school? Rated T for violence and language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 63,544 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Footsteps by TwiGo reviews
Friendships happen by chance. A normal encounter in the city draws Ludwig into one of those dreamy, fast-moving life experiences that are usually found in the movies. Two brothers and lots of glamour and a chance to feel normal. But, just like the movies, sometimes things don't play out like they're supposed to. Devastating genetics sometimes come hidden in cheery packages. AU. FFI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,479 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Iceland's Fridge by Pierrot Of Words reviews
Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Iceland, Sweden - Complete
Flying With Blood Stained Wings by TigerInTheMoonlight reviews
Deception, well this is the world of Shinobi. Friends, partners, and then enemies? Never, she would never let anything seperate her from 'Tachi. No way in hell.They were only themselves together.ItaFemnaru.Itachi X Female Naruto.Swearing,lemon later chaps
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,877 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
General Salute, Present Arms by Vyscaria reviews
Francis, Arthur, Matthew, and Alfred visit Canada's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier as nations and as soldiers. They pay their respects and come to understand a profound truth in the process. France, America, Canada, and England; were they not all the same? A military fic, FACE family neutral support.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Canada - Complete
We think too much and feel too little by coeurgryffondor reviews
"And you're…?" "Ludwig, from Germany." "Well," she laughs, "it is a pleasure to meet you, Ludwig from Germany." / Ludwig passes a semester in America to deal with his past and to learn more about himself.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,492 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Germany - Complete
Crossing Borders by a decade old dream reviews
One year after the war, Naruto and his team return to Wave. Hidden in plain sight, he finds answers to questions he never even knew he had as he uncovers his father's past. A take on Minato's past. What if Minato was born in Wave? Ninja-verse.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Keep Awake by Sage SK reviews
Because no one falls asleep during Shiro Fujimoto's sermons.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Shiro F. - Complete
Lazarus by Jacquzy reviews
Or, how Prussia attended his own funeral, and almost became half-decent whilst doing so. Prussia dies, and attends his own funeral. Except he doesn't die, and it's all hilarious. Really. De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,599 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Faith by p0ck3tf0x reviews
Gilbert was an unorthodox priest struggling for acceptance; Matthew was a ghost straining to understand 'life' after death. It had been complicated from the beginning. Sometimes, though, you need a little faith that you are just where you are meant to be.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,545 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
England's Queen by SappyGemstone reviews
England has had many rulers. But something is different about this queen. Is it the devotion? The passion? The love she has for kingdom and country? England ponders his own feelings towards a boss that fascinates him: Queen Elizabeth I
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Forgotten by fakiagirl reviews
When Gilbert moves into an old apartment in Vienna, he doesn't think much of the rumor that it's haunted. The only being that comes with the place is a rather aristocratic cat. However, the cat isn't all it seems. Two-shot, GilRod.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Nineteen Years After by Penderdragon reviews
As protest to these horrible adult Calvin fics, I'm making my own. Calvin's successful and rich and Hobbes is his partner in crime and business. Humor, adventure, and pranks. Rated K plus for minor language. Abandoned, unfortunately.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Calvin, Hobbes
Gilded Green by CaelumBlue reviews
At the end of Iroh's Siege, the Dai Li decide to test their brainwashing abilities on a Fire Nation soldier. They don't know that their guinea pig-rat happens to be a supposedly-dead prince. First in a series. AU, DaiLi!LuTen.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,182 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Lu Ten, Dai Li - Complete
Ichiraku by Babyuknowme13 reviews
Ever wondered how Naruto met the Ichirakus? Look no farther! Warning, this fic may contain fluff, hurt, comfort, and hungry homeless orphans. Do not read if you are; emo, goth, satan-worshipper, or evil. Thank you and have a nice day!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Naruto U., Ayame - Complete
RR02 No by Jonn Wolfe reviews
Bad Wolf Bay 2: Forget six words. Reality Warped and a New Universe spawned from one word... just one word... Rated M for a 'poetic' rendition of the Gallifreyan Marriage Bond.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/9/2011 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Action Before Thought by PhantomMemories reviews
Kink meme Deanon: Nation dying for citizen, inspired by Skillet's 'Hero' There is some language, and possible hints of pairings, however they can be viewed however the reader likes. Interlude involves an OC human and Netherlands
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
First War by fringeperson reviews
Oneshot. Don't own. COMPLETE. What if Snape had gone running to Lily, rather than Dumbledore, back when he'd been disillusioned about being a follower of the Dark Lord? Well for one thing, he might have been able to reclaim her friendship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 215 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
Triangle by Tazmainian Devil reviews
Snapshots of Lu Ten's life after the Siege of Ba Sing Se - Gift fic for Kimberly T.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Lu Ten, Toph - Complete
Bearing Witness by Zalia Chimera reviews
After the reunification of Germany, Old Fritz is finally laid to rest in his palace of Sanssouci. Prussia holds vigil.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Always Comes by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Seeking knowledge on the Silk Road, Heracles is stranded in a strange land. His savior comes first in the form of a mysterious fox, then in the form of Kiku, a shy young man. But neither the fox nor Kiku are exactly what they seem. GreecexJapan AU 1shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Art of Being Emotionally Detached by Save the Rave reviews
It took being boxed on the ear and getting his hand sliced open by a teacup for Francis Bonnefoy to realize he was in love. AU; FrUK oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/30/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Not What I Expected by Irken Invader reviews
post season two, pre season three. Sam and Dean snatch up a demon to exorcise, as per usual. But this time they managed to catch GO's Crowley.Crowley/Aziraphale if you squint, minor swearing, one shot.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/23/2010 - A. Crowley - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 313 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Galeotto Fu Il Libro, E Chi Lo Scrisse by KivaEmber reviews
AU: A chance encounter at a coffee shop leads to Gilbert becoming a protagonist in Rome's pornography novel – after that, well, it pretty much turns into a pornography novel. Rome/Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,644 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Prussia, Ancient Rome - Complete
Scarlet and Black by Vathara reviews
Zuko lost much more than an Agni Kai... AU tag to episode 2.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 459 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
These Young Lions by enjambament reviews
In 1981 Sirius runs for his freedom and ends up as a dog on the doorstep of No. 11 Privet Drive. But that’s only the beginning. What comes next is a desperate hunt for the evidence to give Sirius his life back, and give Harry a home. AU SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,358 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Pikadon by didyouknowanon reviews
Flash. Bang. Hiroshima. Nagasaki. Japanese pride after the war and the war-heads was, and is, a difficult concept.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Japan - Complete
Tea Time by Snid reviews
Lu Ten is going to miss tea time. How bothersome. Drabble/Pre-series
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Lu Ten - Complete
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6219 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
So, Roku's the avatar by Kristoshi Warrior reviews
Roku's reaction to the fact that he' the avatar- and some fun thrown in to spice up the story. What happened right after they told Roku he was the avatar, and what his friends did to make him feel better, even if they didn't know it. R&R.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Roku, Sozin
Forgotten Little Things by Running Thunder reviews
History travels in strange and twisted circles. Follow the friends of Naruto as they brave hookers, perverts, and forbidden village secrets in an attempt to discover his past.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,897 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Legacy by Blue-with-purple-polka-dots reviews
Another AU oneshot. Zuko centric with quite a bit of Aang, Iroh and Mai. At 13 he was banished and set with an impossible task. At 14 he captured the 12 year old Avatar and handed him to his father. At 15, he finally stands.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
Fanfiction Terms For Idiots by Mistress Fang reviews
Here a short guide to the terms authors use in our stories. Don't need to review. NOW HAS LEMON AND FLUFF!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
Shinigami Child by Lillian Edwards reviews
On september 18th 1980 a girl is born with the ability to reconize death notes and shinigami without touching a death note. And if that wasn't enough, she also has a tie to L but does she have the ability to save him? L and Oc pairing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 171,998 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Twenty Truths About Ty Lee by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The truth is, Ty Lee barely even knows herself, let alone her history. Warning: MASSIVE speculation ahead.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Ty Lee - Complete
Of Towers and Damsels by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
Let the prince come to the rescue. She's already saved herself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,680 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 130 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Slytherin Code of Conduct by The Wigmonsters reviews
In at least half the Slytherin!Harry stories in existance the Slytherins have a Code of Conduct. It's really more guidelines than rules, but what does it say, anyway?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2827 - Favs: 7,178 - Follows: 595 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Changes by goldennotblonde reviews
AU fic diverging in POA. Remus spends a full moon in the Shrieking Shack after Black's attack on the Fat Lady and has an unwelcome visitor. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,052 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spot the Difference by Indigo Ziona reviews
Hermione wakes up to a perfect day, with a suspicious feeling that something's missing. Involves a Time-Turner, an odd dream, and Snape in green...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
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For Atlas Was Too Young
1964- the year that a tiny, broken, bloody boy she called Atlas was carried in the arms of his father into her white-washed and sterilized world. 1964- the year an era began with the moon. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Complete
Traitor to the Dragon Throne reviews
-My name is Akari, and I was born in the eighty-fourth year after Sozin's Comet, the same year as Fire Prince Zuko- which is undoubtedly considered 'lucky' by some idiot somewhere. - Sometimes, betrayal is an act to be proud of. Sometimes, being a fugitive is an adventure. OC (STAY TUNED FOR REWRITE, REPOST OF FIRST CHAPTER PENDING)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,165 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
A Hero's Dream reviews
August 28th, 1963. The turning point of the American Civil Rights Movement. The day the United States of America met an undeniable hero, and heard him speak of tomorrow's new dawn. -A telling of the imagined meeting between two hero's, one self-proclaimed and the other raised up by the people of the first.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - America - Complete
The Dead Don't Dream
Whatever has happened to Tenzo? An outlook of afterlife, a drabble of what-if's.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Yamato - Complete
Invincible reviews
AU -The following is an account of the fall of one thought to be Invincible, because sickness cannot be predicted. prequel not to follow, i'm not in this fandom anymore- sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
The Meaning of Alone reviews
Poetry of, and concerning the childhood of a self-proclaimed monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Gaara
The Paper Rose Angel reviews
Short words of an Angel. May be added to in order to create a compilation of tribute poetry to said Angel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Konan - Complete