Name: for me to know and you to never find out
pick up line comebacks, add to it
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Man: Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a charming fellow?
Man: If I followed you home would you keep me?
Man: What's that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle.
Man: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
Man: Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that good.
Man: If you stood up in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you would see 12 beautiful things
Man: How about you and I go out tonight?
Man: Rejection can cause cancer, so just say yes for your health!
Man: Cupid called! He needs my heart back.
Man: I saw a rose this morning. I thought it was the most beautiful thing until I saw you.
Man: Excuse me, I think I dropped my jaw looking at you.
Man: If I had a dollar for every time I saw something as beautiful as you, I'd have a dollar.
Man: Do you want to go out sometime?
Man: You sure look fantastic today! Good enough to go out with me!
Man: Is it hot in here or is that just me?
Man: You know you want me!
Man: In the cookies of my life, you are the chocolate chips.
Man: The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Man: Haven't we met before?
Man: Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so sweet, and I love you!
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Man: Aren't you the pretty?
Man: What's your name, beautiful?
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But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400; british-otaku; Mrs. Luigi Vargas; SakuraMoriChan; ripplehealer; eonentity; xxxDreamingflowerxxx,xXx.Tigerblade.xXx
List your top ten Pokemon characters and act as if you are in the anime/games/manga!!! This can work with any other anime too!
5. Green (male)
Then ask the following questions
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
(Crystal) Me: Did ya *yawn* need me for something like kicking Gold's ass? I'll totally help out.
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
(Blue) Me: GET THAT CAMERA AND YOUR BUTT OUT OF HERE!!!
Blue: Ohhohoho, don't worry, i have tons of other blackmail X)
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
(Gold)(Sapphire) Me: *sweatdrop* ...congrats? *thinks* Will their marriage last or become a pranking war?
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
(Green) Me: ...It's a dare isn't it? Though, is your food edible?
Green: ... It is edible. I have to feed myself somehow.
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
(White) Ask Black to protect her from the usual beach prevs like Gold-
While I leave them alone to have some alone time
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
(Black) Me: Welcome bro!!! Let's annoy everybody with yelling!
Me: Can't believe White is gonna be my sis-in-law!
Black: *blush* W-What?!?
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
(Red) Me: Okay. What plan did Blue set up to get you two to confess each other?
Red: *blush* I do not love Yellow!!
Me: *smirks* I did not mention Yellow
Red: *blush harder*
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
(Sapphire) Y_ _i: I can't wait to go back to school!!!
Sapphire: ...No offence but, your friend is crazy.
Me: Don't worry. I deal with this every day.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
(Ruby) Me: WHHHHYYYY?!?!?!?!? I like your dresses!!! T T
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
(Crystal) She will protect me or hunt down the serial killers and hopefully succeed cos I am her friend :)
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
(Yellow) She will get very panicky for the first few minutes then get medical help.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
(Blue) Probably something to do with blackmails... or I don't know... she's unpredictable...
Blue: Nah, I won't do that. I'll give you a treat for dinner at this reservation I made. *smirks*
Me: *suspicious* * went for the dinner and came back flustered and wanting blood*
Crystal: What happened?
Me: Blue... Urgh! She set me up with some guy on a date. I don't even now him!
Blue: Oh you're back. How's the date? *smirking*
Me: Some damn awkward... Which reminds me to kill you for this... * evil glint*
Blue: *starts running*
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
(Gold) At least try get us out alive. I hope...
Gold: Do you really have that little faith in me?
Me: Yes! Now get us out of here!
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
(Green) Let me embarrass myself.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
(Ruby)(Crystal) Crys: ...*state of shock*
Me: I totally did not expect this... This is Blue's doing again right?
Ruby: Most likely...
Sapphire: *screaming in background*
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
(Black)Black: Hey sis? We're going out to the amusement park!
Me: :D but I would'nt have a someone to be dumped by in the first place
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
(Sapphire) Cheer for me and threaten the other participates
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
(Ruby) Laugh along with me when I attempt to tell the reason of my laughing fits. Either that or stare at me weirdly until I stop and tell him.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
(Crystal) She has got awesome kicks that I have good uses for AKA kick people's asses
Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.
(Yellow)(Sapphire) Me:...You talking about sisterly love?
Me: *sighs in relief*
You're dating 3 and they introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
(Blue) No,Nope,Never,In Your Dreams cos I don't swing that way, but her parents are nice.
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
(Gold)(Sapphire) Me: Did Blue get ya to trick me or something?!? And what do you mean AS WELL?!?! WTF!?!?
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
(Green)(White) Never if I have anything to say bout it. She going to kiss Black I approve.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
(White) Me: You *pulls/drags* , missy, are going to finally settle down with this young *sits her beside Black* lad right here *satisfied smirk*
Black and White : *blush* eh?!?
Me: *nods sagely in approval*
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
(Black) Me: Bro, don't even think about it...
Black: *snip,snip* 'Bout what?
Black:HEY!! GET BACK HERE!! *snip*
Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell them?
(Red) Me: *looks up from book and raises eyebrow* If you finally get the courage and the guts to confess to Yellow, your worries are over *continues reading*
Me: Go for it, or else Blue will continue to devise plans for your confession *glancing up*
Red: *pales* Oh hell no...
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
(Sapphire) Like I said, I don't swing that way. Sides, she is practicing for Ruby.
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
(Ruby)(Crystal)Me: Man, Gold/Silver and Sapphire are going to be sooooo pissed. I can just imagine them beating up Ruby...
Ruby: WHY ME!?!?!?
Me: You're the best person to beat up in this situation
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?
(Blue)(Gold) There are 3 possibilities; they are doing IT; or, hopefully, Blue is blackmailing Gold; or they are both planing a prank or something horrendous
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
(Crystal)(White) Me: Never. *blunt*
Would 2 trust 5?
(Yellow)(Green) Most probably yes. She is that trusting.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
(Gold)(Black) They got in a poking contest to cure the boredom.
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
(White)(Blue) White will cook something I would eat but Blue will need more than begging to make me eat her dish.
Blue: Come on, I promise this is absolutely safe.*puppy eyes*
Blue: Oh, so the photos of you in the bath-
Me: I-I'll eat it!! *sits in front of the food in a blur*
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
(Green)(Crystal) Something regarding research. Most probably history or science.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
(Black)(Sapphire) Something that requires violent and noisy people.
Black and Sapphire: HEY!!!!!
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
(Red)(Green) It's okay
Green: NO IT ISN'T!!!
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
(Sapphire)(White) Me: Of course. It is Black after all, even if it doesn't look like him...
Sapphire: Hey! I can't draw okay!?
Me: Ask Yellow to give you drawing lessons then.
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
(Ruby)(Sapphire) It's about Ruby's memories of mirage island that he conveniently 'forgot'.
1 accidentally kicked 10?
(Crystal)(Ruby) She will apologize profusely
2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?
(Yellow)(Sapphire) Sapphire: Senior Yellow, I think you sent this to the wrong person.
Yellow: Oh, sorry for disturbing you.
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
(White) Me: You probably mixed it up with all the agency stuff and couldn't find it.
White: There it is!
5 and 6 did a workout together?
(Green)(White) Not picturing this... I know Green would workout but White?
7 won the lottery?
(Black) Me: Gonna use it to plan the wedding?
Black*spit take and blushes*
8 had quite a big secret?
(Red)Me: You love Yellow? There's no secret in that!
9 became a singer?
(Sapphire) Me: You go girl!!
Sapphire: Thanks ;)
10 got a daughter?
(Ruby) We technically got married so... WAIT?!? WHAT?!?
What would 1 think of 2?
(Crystal)(Yellow) Innocent and sweet.
How would 3 greet 4?
(Blue)(Gold) Blue: Hiya Gold! :D
What would 4 envy about 5?
(Gold)(Green) That he gets to see Crystal everyday without being injured.
Gold: That's not true! I will prove it!
Short while later...
Gold: ...Shut up...
Me: I didn't say anything! *hands in surrendering position* *smirks*
What dream would 5 have about 6?
(Green)(White) Don't think that will ever happen
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
(White)(Black) Me: They are from Unova,-
White and Black: Yep
Me: -they both work for BW Agency-
White and Black: Yep
Me: -and they love each other very much.
White and Black: Ye- EH?!?*blushes*
What would make 7 angry at 8?
(Black)(Red) Red won a battle or 2 against him.
Black: I WANT A REMATCH!!!!
Where would 8 meet 9?
(Red)(Sapphire) On the battlefield.
What would make 10 scared of 1?
(Ruby)(Crystal) He sees Gold getting blasted off to mars or some random planet by Crystal
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
(Sapphire)(Ruby) Me: not really sure but I think it's about how desperate she has become to get Ruby to remember the Mirage Island incident
Is 3 gay?
(Blue) No, see the way she flirts, no.
You see that 3's house has a giant hole in the wall. What happened?
(Blue) Me: ...Prank went wrong?
Me: I think the target is lucky today huh?
Blue: But I was gonna prank Red to somehow kiss/confess to Yellow...
Me: ...Let's go to Green's house and come up with something new!
2 is going to a spa with 7. What's the occasion?
(Yellow)(Black) Err...I don't know?
Why is 4 chasing 8?
(Gold)(Red) Most probably trying to drag Red into a prank
1 is interrogating 3, 6, and 10 about who broke their phone. Which one is the guilty party?
(Crystal)(Blue)(White)(Ruby) Me: Blue *bluntly*
Blue: Why me?!?
Me: Cos' maybe I saw you sneaking around with it doing who-knows-what with it...
Crystal,White,Ruby: *thinks* Blackmail...
In a battle, who would win: 5 or 9?
(Green)(Sapphire) Green, I suppose. I mean he is a gym leader and has more experience than Sapphire...
It's April fools day! 8 tricks 3 into believing they won the lottery. What do they do?
(Red)(Blue) Me: *Thinks* Payback for all the blackmails she did to him probably...
Blue: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!! OH YEAH!!!! WHOSE GONNA TRAVEL TO KALOS NOW?!!?!?
Red: *whispers to me* I'll sort of regret it when she finds out I lied...
You're getting jumped in an alley! Who comes to your rescue? 10 or 4?
(Ruby)(Gold) Both I hope... Or I could kick ass myself XD
6 switch places with their anime counterpart. What is the result?
(White) I wouldn't know.
9 suddenly turned into a Pokemon. What are they?
(Sapphire) I can't say... Something to get Ruby to remember her confession and his response maybe?
1 and 7 are jumping out of a plane. Which one goes first?
(Crystal)(Red) Both at the same time, they're too doubtful to jump immediately
How does 4 react to walking in and finding 5 trying on a ballgown?
(Gold)(Green) Gold: *jaw drop*...*Faints?*
Green: Oh come on, I was blackmailed okay?!?!
3 just asked out 2. How does 2 respond?
(Blue)(Yellow) Blue: Hey Yellow, let's go shopping!! *proceeds to drag Yellow's arm*
You're secretly planning to take a vacation in Oblivia and firmly instruct 10 not tell anybody. Do they listen?
(Ruby) Me: Sure, unless Blue blackmails him or something.
After just 1 day in Oblivia
The gang: Hi/Yo/...! *appears*
Me: What the hell!? Ruby...!
Ruby: Sorry! I can't do anything to defend against Blue!
Me: Oh kay then...
8 is stuck in quicksand when 5 appears. What do they do?
(Red)(Green) Help him up... After initial shock
6 finds this fun fill-out and decides to do it. Who's their number 1?
(White) If it's not Black, I dunno what to do anymore...