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Pen names: xXxMelodiaxXx

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Gender: Female

Age:16

Horoscope: Aquarius

Language: English


My favorite OCs (Changes to suit whatever story):

Name: Melodia Tigawolf

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Hair colour: gold with sliver highlights

Eye shape/colour: bronze

Skin colour: slightly tan

Height: 170cm

Weight: 59 kg

Build: lean

Personality: cold and quiet to strangers and new people because of her inability to talk to people. but once you get to know her, she is cheerful and fun to be around, her dry humor and sarcasm can make you laugh. She may not look like it but she is very observant. She can tell if there's anything wrong. She is also easily annoyed.

Likes: desserts, music and astronomy

Dislikes: annoying people, flirts, bullies in general

Name: Astaria Tigawolf

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Hair color: sliver with golden tips

Eye color: aquamarine blue

Skin color: slightly tanned

Height: 170cm

Weight: 59 kg

Build: lean

Personality: She has a somewhat childish personality which makes her look innocent to her enemies but she can be mean and deadly when she wants to. She is clumsy and peppy but under that she is smart and cunning. She also shows her mean side when someone insults family and could be calmed down by her sister.

Likes: her sister, music, desserts and the stars

Dislikes: people looking down her


AM I MORE TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY?

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

TOTAL: 7



put this
(o)on ur page
if u like music

Kpop Jpop are the cutest to hear!And others of course!Not so much on the metal XD

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

If you laugh by yourself your called a wacko!At least pull someone to laugh with XD

Put this in your account
if you love anime!


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(='.'=) This is a Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") homepage and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION
BUNNIES SHALL RULE DA WORLD HAHAHAHA TAKE THAT HUMANITY

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KAWAII Ne?!
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Once... There was a girl with long black hair... she was pretty. Very pretty. One day, someone pushed her in front of the mirror, thus making her head hit shards of glass... Blood scattered on the remaining shards. Her face remains in the mirror forever... and ever... and ever... Until she succeeds to kill her jealous murder. She will haunt you. Everywhere you go. In your dreams, on your street, on your phone... One day... when you look in a mirror, after reading this, she will appear. "You're not pretttyyyy..." she'll say. You'll die that day because of a shard stuck in your brain... If you post this on your profile, she will bother your worst enemy. You will be rewarded.


Month one

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

Have a heart and post these on your profile!


My Sword: (Quiz result of "What is the name of your sword? (on Quizilla by kittenplush66))

Name: Hoshi
Meaning: Star
Origin: Japan
Your sword is the most beautiful blade in the world. It protects you, and believes in you. Trusts you, and loves you. No matter what happens, your sword will always be the brightest star in the sky to you.
Quote: "Reach for the sky, reach for the stars...And I'll reach to the Earth, reach for your hand."
Sword Spirit: Star Dragon
Sword Aura Color: Dark Blue


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of the few people who actually reads profiles, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this to your profile (I did that and read about five Warrior books in about three days!)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile

-99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.

-If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, SHARK FINNING etc.) then copy this into your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

-95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile!

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (ALL the TIME :D)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you wonder who started this stupid list in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Emy Em Em, Kiska King, ButWhyIsAllTheRumAlwaysGone, goody goody gumdrop 06, Mrs.DeppQueenObsessorGoddess, XxSupernatural.LovexX, Tiger-Cub684, The One-Winged Author, Daydreamer747, xXRandom-BB-Gun-The-ConfusedXx, magicrazy101, blackthunder whitefire, Shea Yuu, Dia Newman, xXx.Tigerblade.xXx

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agreed the current PoKéMoN Anime should be replaced with PoKéMoN Special, copy and paste it into your profile.

If you want to learn Japenese copy/paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Whistlesong of Icefang, Frost Fire, Tsukihime nee, KoreanGal5, Silverfox37/Kage no Akuma-Shadow Demon, Girby-Anime-Apples, Hitsugaya Taicho, blackthunder whitefire, Shea Yuu, Dia Newman, xXx.Tigerblade.xXx

If you have ever reread any fanfictions just because you liked them so much, copy this onto your profile.

If you love anime, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is way better than being cool, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you have many ideas, but become too lazy to write them, copy and post this onto your profile.

If you have lots of ideas but never find time to write/type them, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish you had enough time to write/type your ideas, copy this onto your profile.


10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shinningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, tigerfur123,xXx.Tigerblade.xXx,


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a heart.


I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Gays and Lesbians are the sweetest kinds of people that I've ever met. They did nothing to you, so do not punish them for something that they didn't do. All they did was love and there is no law against loving someone.


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list below! Gaara's-Bloody-Panda, xXx.Tigerblade.xXx,


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRv, Deidara and Toshiros property, Lina-Neko, Gaara's-Bloody-Panda,xXx.Tigerblade.xXx,


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female comebacks

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Woman: Really, I'd put F and U together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your ass.

Man: Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a charming fellow?
Woman: Roses are red, some diamonds are blue, pickup lines are dead and you're so not cute.

Man: If I followed you home would you keep me?
Woman: More like call the police.

Man: What's that in your eye? Oh, I guess it was just a twinkle.
Woman: What that on your face? Oh wait, that is your face!

Man: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
Woman: Are you saying you pick your boogers?

Man: Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that good.
Woman: Were you arrested earlier? Because it must be illegal to look that bad. Or be that stupid.

Man: If you stood up in front of a mirror with 11 roses, you would see 12 beautiful things
Woman: If you stood up in front of a mirror, it would break.

Man: How about you and I go out tonight?
Woman: Sorry, I'm going to be busy repeatedly hitting myself with a hammer, which is what I would rather do than be with you.

Man: Rejection can cause cancer, so just say yes for your health!
Woman: I'll take the cancer.

Man: Cupid called! He needs my heart back.
Woman: Your town called. They need their idiot back.

Man: I saw a rose this morning. I thought it was the most beautiful thing until I saw you.
Woman: I saw a door nob this morning. I thought it was smarter than you. Turns out I was right.

Man: Excuse me, I think I dropped my jaw looking at you.
Woman: I think you've lost something too. Your mind.

Man: If I had a dollar for every time I saw something as beautiful as you, I'd have a dollar.
Woman: If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as stupid as you, I'd have a dollar too.

Man: Do you want to go out sometime?
Woman: Sorry I can't hear you. I don't speak idiot.

Man: You sure look fantastic today! Good enough to go out with me!
Woman: Too bad I can't say the same for you.

Man: Is it hot in here or is that just me?
Woman: No, that's me. But as I walk away now it'll get much colder.

Man: You know you want me!
Woman: You're right! I want you to leave.

Man: In the cookies of my life, you are the chocolate chips.
Woman: In the cookies of my life, you are the annoying burnt part that wont go away.

Man: The shortest word for me is I, the sweetest word for me is LOVE, but the only word for me is YOU
Woman: Love is also the longest word you know isn't it?

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

Man: Haven't we met before?
Woman: Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic.

Man: Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so sweet, and I love you!
Woman: Tomatoes are red, ashes are black, go to hell, and never come back.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Not as bad as when you fell on planet rejection.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
Woman: No need, N and O are already together.

Man: Aren't you the pretty?
Woman: Yeah i am, but i can't say the same for you.

Man: What's your name, beautiful?
Woman: For me to know and for you to never find out.


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But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl; Truth Be Told 13; DEFiiANCE; Angel of Apathy; Vic Taylor; Erma Buckles; butterfly1415; NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net); Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon; Princess Atemna; Lexicat; 2cute4ugirl; Aqua girl 007, ImmortalAngel92, noffermans; phantom-san;ANimEisAweSOme4400; british-otaku; Mrs. Luigi Vargas; SakuraMoriChan; ripplehealer; eonentity; xxxDreamingflowerxxx,xXx.Tigerblade.xXx


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List your top ten Pokemon characters and act as if you are in the anime/games/manga!!! This can work with any other anime too!

1. Crystal

2. Yellow

3. Blue

4. Gold

5. Green (male)

6. White

7. Black

8. Red

9. Sapphire

10. Ruby

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

(Crystal) Me: Did ya *yawn* need me for something like kicking Gold's ass?

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(Blue) Me: GET THAT CAMERA AND YOUR BUTT OUT OF HERE!!!

Blue: Ohhohoho, don't worry, i have tons of other blackmail X)

Me: Damnit...*facepalm*

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(Gold)(Sapphire) Me: *sweatdrop* ...congrats?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

(Green) Me: ...It's a dare isn't it?

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(White) Ask Black to protect her from the usual beach prevs like Gold-

Gold:Hey!!!

While I leave you two to have some alone time

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(Black) Welcome bro!!! Let's annoy everybody with yelling!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

(Red) Me: Okay. What plan did Blue set up to get you two to confess each other?

Red: *blush* I do not love Yellow!!

Me: *smirks* I did not mention Yellow

Red: *blush harder*

Me: *chuckles*

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

(Sapphire) Y_ _i: I can't wait to go back to school!!!

Sapphire: ...No offence but, your friend is crazy.

Me: Don't worry. I deal with this every day.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

(Ruby) Me: WHHHHYYYY?!?!?!?!? I like your dresses!!! T T

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

(Crystal) She will protect me or hunt down the serial killers and hopefully succeed cos I am her friend :)

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(Yellow) She will get very panicky for the first few minutes then get medical help.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

(Blue) Probably something to do with blackmails... or I don't know... she's unpredictable...

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

(Gold) At least try get us out alive. I hope...

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(Green) Let me embarrass myself.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

(Ruby)(Crystal) Crys: ...*state of shock*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(Black)Black: Hey sis? We're going out to the amusement park!

Me: :D

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

(Sapphire) Cheer for me and threaten the other participates

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(Ruby) Laugh along with me when I attempt to tell the reason of my laughing fits.

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(Crystal) She has got awesome kicks that I have good uses for AKA kick people's asses

Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

(Yellow)(Sapphire) Me:...You talking about sisterly love?

Yellow: Yea...

Me: *sighs in relief*

You're dating 3 and they introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

(Blue) No,Nope,Never,In Your Dreams cos I don't swing that way, but her parents are nice.

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(Gold)(Sapphire) Me: Did Blue get ya to trick me or something?!? And what do you mean AS WELL?!?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(Green)(White) Never if I have anything to say bout it. She going to kiss Black I approve.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

(White) Me: You *pulls/drags* , missy, are going to finally settle down with this young *sits her beside Black* lad right here *satisfied smirk*

Black and White : *blush* eh?!?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(Black) Me: Bro, don't even think about it...

Black: *snip,snip* 'Bout what?

Me*Runs*

Black:HEY!! GET BACK HERE!! *snip*

Number 8 thinks they’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell them?

(Red) Me: *looks up from book and raises eyebrow* If you finally get the courage and the guts to confess to Yellow, your worries are over *continues reading*

Red: *blushes*

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?

(Sapphire) Like I said, I don't swing that way. Sides, she is practicing for Ruby.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

(Ruby)(Crystal)Me: Man, Gold and Sapphire are going to be sooooo pissed. I can just imagine them beating up Ruby...

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

(Blue)(Gold) There are 3 possibilities; they are doing IT; or, hopefully, Blue is blackmailing Gold; or they are both planing a prank or something horrendous

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

(Crystal)(White) Me: Never. *blunt*

Would 2 trust 5?

(Yellow)(Green) Most probably yes. She is that trusting.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

(Gold)(Black) They got in a poking contest to cure the boredom.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

(White)(Blue) White will cook something I would eat but Blue will need more than begging to make me eat her dish.

Blue: Come on, I promise this is absolutely safe.*puppy eyes*

Me: No!!

Blue: Oh, so the photos of you in the bath-

Me: I-I'll eat it!! *sits in front of the food in a blur*

Blue*innocent smile*

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

(Green)(Crystal) Something regarding research. Most probably history.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

(Black)(Sapphire) Something that requires violent and noisy people.

Black and Sapphire: HEY!!!!!

Me: See?

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

(Red)(Green) It's okay

Green: NO IT ISN'T!!!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

(Sapphire)(White) Me: Of course. It is Black after all, even if it doesn't look like him...

Sapphire: Hey! I can't draw okay!?

Me: Ask Yellow to give you drawing lessons then.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

(Ruby)(Sapphire) It's about Ruby's memories of mirage island that he conveniently 'forgot'.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

(Crystal)(Ruby) She will apologize profusely

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen?

(Yellow)(Sapphire) Sapphire: Senior Yellow, I think you sent this to the wrong person.

Yellow: Oh, sorry for disturbing you.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

(White) Me: You probably mixed it up with all the agency stuff and couldn't find it.

After looking...

White: There it is!

5 and 6 did a workout together?

(Green)(White) Not picturing this... I know Green would workout but White?

7 won the lottery?

(Black) Me: Gonna use it to plan the wedding?

Black*spit take and blushes*

8 had quite a big secret?

(Red)Me: You love Yellow? There's no secret in that!

9 became a singer?

(Sapphire) Me: You go girl!!

Sapphire: Thanks ;)

10 got a daughter?

(Ruby) We technically got married so... WAIT?!? WHAT?!?

What would 1 think of 2?

(Crystal)(Yellow) Innocent and sweet.

How would 3 greet 4?

(Blue)(Gold) Blue: Hiya Gold! :D

What would 4 envy about 5?

(Gold)(Green) That he gets to see Crystal everyday without being injured.

Gold: That's not true! I will prove it!

Short while later...

Gold: ...Shut up...

Me: I didn't say anything! *hands in surrendering position* *smirks*

What dream would 5 have about 6?

(Green)(White) Don't think that will ever happen

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

(White)(Black) Me: They are from Unova,-

White and Black: Yep

Me: -they both work for BW Agency-

White and Black: Yep

Me: -and they love each other very much.

White and Black: Ye- EH?!?*blushes*

Me: Awwww...

What would make 7 angry at 8?

(Black)(Red) Red won a battle or 2 against him.

Black: I WANT A REMATCH!!!!

Where would 8 meet 9?

(Red)(Sapphire) On the battlefield.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

(Ruby)(Crystal) He sees Gold getting blasted off to mars or some random planet by Crystal

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

(Sapphire)(Ruby) Me: not really sure but I think it's about how desperate she has become to get Ruby to remember the Mirage Island incident

Is 3 gay?

(Blue) No, see the way she flirts, no.

You see that 3's house has a giant hole in the wall. What happened?

(Blue) Me: ...Prank went wrong?

Blue:...yea...

Me: I think the target is lucky today huh?

Blue: But I was gonna prank Red to somehow kiss/confess to Yellow...

Me: ...Let's go to Green's house and come up with something new!

Blue: XD

2 is going to a spa with 7. What's the occasion?

(Yellow)(Black) Err...I don't know?

Why is 4 chasing 8?

(Gold)(Red) Most probably trying to drag Red into a prank

1 is interrogating 3, 6, and 10 about who broke their phone. Which one is the guilty party?

(Crystal)(Blue)(White)(Ruby) Me: Blue *bluntly*

Blue: Why me?!?

Me: Cos' maybe I saw you sneaking around with it doing who-knows-what with it...

Crystal,White,Black: *thinks* Blackmail...

In a battle, who would win: 5 or 9?

(Green)(Sapphire) Green, I suppose. I mean he is a gym leader and has more experience than Sapphire...

It's April fools day! 8 tricks 3 into believing they won the lottery. What do they do?

(Red)(Blue) Me: *Thinks* Payback for all the blackmails she did to him probably...

Blue: I WON THE LOTTERY!!!!! OH YEAH!!!! WHOSE GONNA TRAVEL TO KALOS NOW?!!?!?

Red: *whispers to me* I'll sort of regret it when she finds out I lied...

You're getting jumped in an alley! Who comes to your rescue? 10 or 4?

(Ruby)(Gold) Both I hope... Or I could kick ass myself XD

6 switch places with their anime counterpart. What is the result?

(White) I wouldn't know.

9 suddenly turned into a Pokemon. What are they?

(Sapphire) I can't say... Something to get Ruby to remember her confession and his response maybe?

1 and 7 are jumping out of a plane. Which one goes first?

(Crystal)(Red) Both at the same time, they're too doubtful to jump immediately

How does 4 react to walking in and finding 5 trying on a ballgown?

(Gold)(Green) Gold: *jaw drop*...*Faints?*

Green: Oh come on, I was blackmailed okay?!?!

3 just asked out 2. How does 2 respond?

(Blue)(Yellow) Blue: Hey Yellow, let's go shopping!! *proceeds to drag Yellow's arm*

Yellow: Um...Okay?*sweatdrop*

You're secretly planning to take a vacation in Oblivia and firmly instruct 10 not tell anybody. Do they listen?

(Ruby) Sure, unless Blue blackmails him or something.

8 is stuck in quicksand when 5 appears. What do they do?

(Red)(Green) Help him up... After initial shock

6 finds this fun fill-out and decides to do it. Who's their number 1?

(White) If it's not Black, I dunno what to do anymore...


You Are a...(Bolded applies to me)

CHILD OF ZEUS

You like to be in charge.

You often wish you could zap someone with a lightening bolt.

You where voted class president.

You do whats best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to be President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides.

You are hydrophobic.

3/10

CHILD OF POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation spot is the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, and other water related sports/pastimes.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You'd rather ride a boat then a plane.

4/10

CHILD OF HADES

You're not much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing.

You experience bad moods on a daily basis.

You enjoy loud angry music.

You spend a majority of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked

You write a diary/journal/blog.

You feel most active at night.

2/10

CHILD OF DEMETER

You own a garden.

You have a green thumb.

You're an environmentalist.

You have a special connection to animals.

You're a vegetarian.

You like hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world

You always check a product to see if it is environmentally friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat and must be dealt with.

2 /10

CHILD OF ARES

You often start fights.

You're a very aggressive type of person.

You're competitive.

You like reading about war.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don't always think before doing something.

0/10

CHILD OF ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.

You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis.

Half your Christmas presents last year where books or gift cards to bookstores.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.

You're valedictorian of your class.

You've never gotten a grade below an 80 on your report card.

You get political jokes without having someone explain them to you.

You think it would be better if you where President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.

2/10

CHILD OF APOLLO

You're very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all types of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.(somewhat?)

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least three musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win first place in art contests.

You have strait A's in art on your report card.

Your school notebook(s) have more doodles than notes.(most of the time)

4/10

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general.

A deer is one of your favorite animals.

You can shoot targets.

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun.

You think Zoe Nightshade is awesome.

You love wild animals.

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place.

Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.

4/10

CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You're the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the internet for pictures of robots.

You're a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren't afraid of fire.

0/10

CHILD OF APHRODITE

Every girl/guy swoons over you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is cloth shopping.

You're always at the front of every trend.

You're the most popular girl/guy in school.

You're often invited to parties.

Your motto is "It's never a party without me."

You look in the mirror on a regular basis.

0/10

CHILD OF HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You steal and hide things for fun.

You're a prankster.

You consider yourself restless.

You're the best speaker in your class.

You like thinking on you're feet and using your wits.

You're inventive and resourceful.

You often start arguments.

You've never lost a debate.

You like making witty and sarcastic statements.

4/10

CHILD OF DIONYSUS

You're the life of the party.

You like wine.

You can finish a martini in less than a minute.

You have a happy cheerful disposition.

You're a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying new food.

You feel you've been abundant in life.

You think to much of anything is bad.

2/10

Well,i'm either the child of Poseidon, Apollo, Artemis or Hermes. Awesome!!!!

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Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,565 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Gray F., Lucy H.]
How many years? by Tails for Fairys reviews
On Natsu and Lisanna's wedding day a woman appears at the back of the cathedral, later Laxus and Gajeel (the only ones who noticed the stranger) hear her talking to Makarov. They know that they should know who she is, but they cannot put a name to her face. How long has she been gone from the guild? Who is she really? Hang on, what? She's Lucy Dreyar; Laxus' cousin?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,366 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Gajeel R., Lucy H., Makarov D., Laxus D.
It's A Hate, Love Relationship by DiAnna44 reviews
Sting & Lucy, opposites & from opposing guilds, can't seem to get away from each other. First it's simple missions, & then it's "I actually I miss him/her" but their relationship is just a bit strange. They don't WANT to ever "like" or even "love" each other, but...sometimes you don't get what you want. StiCy with a small amount of NaLu. Hilarity. Angst. NOT AU. {PICTURE CHANGED}
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,853 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/15/2013 - [Lucy H., Sting E.] Natsu D.
Phantom Girl by bibliosophia reviews
"Phantom Lord's famous for not getting along with Fairy Tail. I actually fretted deciding which one I wanted to join. After all, their reputation is nearly as nuts as Fairy Tail's!" Lucy helps a Dragon Slayer defeat some slavers, and in exchange he invites her to join his guild! ...no, not that Dragon Slayer. No, not that guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 213,231 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lucy H., Gajeel R., Juvia L., Rogue C.
Beyond the Frozen Sky by Kyto Touche reviews
What would have happened if Lucy had joined Fairy Tail when she was young? What kind of troubles would she have ran into? How different would the Fairy Tail guild be? (GrayLu-NaLi) -Hiatus, Read Profile-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,910 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 7/28/2013 - [Gray F., Lucy H.] [Lisanna S., Natsu D.]
The Keys to End the Darkness by Deathsembrace137 reviews
When a growing darkness is sensed, Lucy's magic responds. Laxus stumbles upon her in a trance like state, and follows her. Just how far will his curiosity and strange need to protect her take him? A story written by Deathsembrace137, and LifeInTheSky
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,979 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Lucy's Lullaby by chaoticviolin reviews
Gray, Natsu and Erza force an exhausted Lucy to go on a mission that goes terribly wrong. Lucy dies and Natsu is torn apart. The team will never be the same. Her keys are heart broken and scattered around the world to prevent any stellar wizard from gaining their power. Everyone believes that Lucy Heartfilia is never coming back. But is she really dead? NaLu ErzaxJellal
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,016 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.]
Skyborne by Meemie reviews
The tribe of Skyborne has been the ultimate powerhouse of the skies for centuries. They are deemed undefeated, unstoppable, and and almighty stronghold for the world's flying(and future-flying) pokemon. However, a great force is rising against them, plotting for world domination. Three unlikely pokemon hold the key as to whether their plans will make it or break it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,624 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
Sylvia The Sylveon by Julia Lucrezia Hanazono reviews
When an Eevee is forcibly separated from her family, she goes on a long journey through Unova to return to the only home she knows. But the journey is rough, even tragic, as she is continually rejected wherever she goes. Why? She is the second Sylveon born in the whole entire world, and she doesn't know how she evolved into this strange new creature. COMPLETE!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 130,327 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Charmeleon/Lizardo, Eevee/Eievui, Sylveon - Complete
Angel Wings by Amy47101 reviews
"People say they came from bird DNA. I don't like to think so. Whatever they did, they indeed gave me wings, not bird wings. Angel Wings." Eleanor Moon isn't your exact definition of normal, what with wings and all. So going to ranger school is exactly what she needs. That is, she realizes, that she and her 9 others are a part of a prophecy. A prophecy that's soon to come true.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,873 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Complete
Dragon Princess Lucy by lovelyblue06 reviews
Another sad memory is added in Lucy's memories. And on her most special day. So after being kicked out of her team, she leaves Fairy Tail and wanders to a forest where she trains with her spirits. But she didn't expect to also train with a dragon! And what a big connection she has to them! Please appreciate! :)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,936 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Lucy H.
The XY Factor by Amerath's Destiny reviews
In a post-apocalyptic, underground world where women rule supreme and men are little more than slaves, Leah and Bo make a startling discovery. A dystopian, female-dominated AU. Accepting OCs of any gender. Generation VI included!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - OC, Mothim/Gamale, Dunsparce/Nokocchi
Elementalist by Mai Mai123 reviews
Join the dexholders in a world where no pokemon exists. Where magic and magical creature exist. In a world of castles and kingdoms with princesses and princes. there will be Spcialshipping, franticshipping, oldrivalshipping, commonershipping, mangaquestshipping,Slight Blackxwhite and CherenxBianca. Yes the summary suck as usual but please read and review :D
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,798 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Yellow, Sapphire
Slayer of the Slayer by Midknightwalker reviews
"Lucy Heartfilia, would you like to become the Spirit Dragon Slayer Slayer?" Lucy is offered a chance to become a Dragon Slayer Slayer, a Slayer designed to kill Dragon Slayers, like Dragon Slayer are to dragons. Her Dragon Slayer isn't interested in the slaying part, but is experimenting, seeing if it works. Because if it does, they may have started a unlimited chain of Slayers.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,859 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Lucy H., OC - Complete
Love and Sins by Jenny1751 reviews
Magnolia was attacked and during the fight, Lucy died. So they left to get their revenge. But is Lucy really gone forever? What will they do if they find out that Lucy's still alive and is being held captive by the very person who supposedly "killed" her? NaLu. Inspired from the comic: Grim Tales by bleedman. EPILOGUE has been posted!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 146,885 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Unknown by Shea Yuu reviews
There's a reason why some things are unknown. There are things that should remain a mystery . . . But the mystery begins to unfold when the Scholars begin to feel a sense of . . . Suspicion for the school. I used to go by Destiny's Archer. Special, Oldrival, Mangaquest, Soulsilver, Frantic, Agency, FerrisWheel, Commoner and some other shippings may apply.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,342 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Red, Yellow, Blue O./Green O. (male), Green/Blue (female)
Norman High School Host Club! by UniqueNeko reviews
The seven honor students in an all-boys high school are actually girls! When they try to find a quiet place to study, they stumble upon the Norman High School Host Club (or NHSHC)! Due to an accident, the girls are forced to work their debt off! How will this all turn out?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,913 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
Re:Theater of Parodies by xxxDreamingflowerxxx reviews
A continuation of Republic Empire's Theater of Parodies. The dexowners are force to take part in plays of movies and videogames, enjoys these series of comedy, randomness, shippings and madness!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,115 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Red, Black
The Fire that Binds Us by PhoenixedDragon reviews
AU. Born in a world plagued by death and governed by a tyrant, Natsu Dragneel held the power to restore Fiore to what it once was. When he met Lucy Heartfilia, he promised to always protect her. However, before embarking on the journey to complete his training, he made a decision that would change everything... Performing a magic binding... -full summary inside-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,339 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Like a Vampire for Revenge by xDawntiger reviews
Lucy and Natsu are twins, which means they're both fire dragon slayers. Lucy is weak though, and gets teased a lot. One day, a tragedy happens, and everyone thinks she has died, when she was actually saved by a wolf. 7 years later, she returns to Fairy Tail, but she has changed, and nobody recognizes her. But that's what she wants, until she fulfills a rashly made promise. GraLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,793 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Lucy H., Gray F., Natsu D.
Something Serious by Deathsembrace137 reviews
With Lucy determined to get stronger, and her team off on a two month mission without her, who will Lucy turn to for help and friendship? My first fanfic. Lemons later.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 115,582 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Gajeel R., Lucy H. - Complete
A Sacred Summer by Pokeluv101 reviews
Gold was a famous painter without inspiration. Crystal was an art critic who never felt passion. What happens when these two path cross? When Crystal wrote a simple review that a fan took to heart. A series of murders arises and now they have to rely on each other to survive. AU MangaQuestShipping and slight SoulSilverShipping
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,178 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Crystal, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki] [Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone] - Complete
Replaced by Gaara's-Bloody-Panda reviews
Lisanna's back and Lucy feels left out. Natsu wants Lisanna back on his team, What about Lucy?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,727 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
these moments we have by PurpleDiva888 reviews
It's just an old-fashioned, cliched it's-not-what-it-looks-like-moment in a freaking closet. Mastermind? Soon-to-be-dead-pink-haired-dragonslayer. Victim? Two angry blondes, and an emotionless raven-haired dragonslayer. Dedicated to xmissjasminex
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Lucy H., Sting E., Rogue C. - Complete
Pain 10 times over by 0raikan0 reviews
Forgotten and hurt, Lucy strives to relieve herself of the pain and suffering they have left her... With a new OC, life just keeps getting weirder and weirder for the resident Celestial Mage.. Yet 'truths' reveal to keep a word 'nakama' thought long gone.. Ch. 12: Uncover the covered
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,973 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Premonitions by blacknote12 reviews
Carla suddenly predicts an incoming chaos followed by four children suddenly appearing at the guild during a rainy day, calling them "Mama" or "Papa" saying that they are from the future. According to them the future is totally messed up! Will they save the future or make it even worse? NaLu, GrUvia, GajLe, JeRza. I do not own FairyTail
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,831 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Natsu D., Gajeel R. - Complete
A Boy, a Dragon and a Doll? by Samrit and Nic reviews
When Natsu came back from a mission and entered the guild, he saw a little boy clenching onto her chest. Nothing bad and nothing to be jealous, right? Boy was he wrong... Bad summery, I know but please read the story. Rated T to be safe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,226 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The wolf slayer and the princess, Lucy by Serena Heartfilia reviews
When Lucy was abandoned by all her friends she went on a forest and passed out. When she woke she met a wolf pack who said she the princess of Fiore's wolf pack. Two years later she came back at Fairy Tail, but not alone. Her friends came too. Natsu wants to make her his mate but she doesn't want. What will happen with them? What will happen with the wolf pack?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Kiss by Hachibukai reviews
Because he just wouldn't thank her until he's old enough. Oneshot. StingxLucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Sting E., Lucy H.] - Complete
Gold's Book of Pickup Lines As Tested by Gold by FlareonGirl1 reviews
"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?" "Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection." Oh, Gold. You should know better than to make a book of pickup lines.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete
Question 7 and a Half by Starran reviews
"Your name is Black Hyann." No it's not. "1. Say your name out loud." What? "2. Draw a duck." No. "3. You're too sexy for your shirt." I QUIT. /MangaQuest/Special/OldRival/Frantic/Agency/AU
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,700 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Crystal - Complete