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Avatar: Something I made here http://tektek.org/dream/dream_canvas.php?# 'cause I got bored. XD
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't,
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos! ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and paste this onto your profile! XD
My name is Sarah
I am three,
My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made, my daddy so mad?
I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else I'm locked up; all day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car;
My daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault he suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!" I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name Sarah
I am three,
Tonight my daddy murdered me
Child Abuse: MAKE IT STOP!
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."'
Girls Don't realize these things;
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with buttholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
1. Age? Nope
2. Height? Taller than most of my friends. XD
3. Eyes? Brown.
4. Have any tattoos? Not permanent ones.
5. And piercings? Yes, don't know why though. I never wear earrings.
6. Fave food? ... I HAVE TO PICK?!?!?!!
7. Fave pizza topping? PINEAPPLE.
8. Fave drink? ORANGE JUICE!!
9. Siblings? One little sister, two little brothers.
10. Been in a fight? No- yes.
11. Serious relationships or one-night stands? EW NO! BEGONE!!!
12. Weight? Average.
13. Fave snack? Pineapple.
14. Fave candy? Chocolate. (That counts right?)
15. Fave movie? Wreck-it Ralph.
16. Fave show? Pokemon!
17. Do you smoke? NEVER IN MY LIFE.
18. Blondes or brunettes? Don't care.
19. Any scars? Yes...
20. Fave music? Video-Game instrumentals!
21. Fave actor? Don't know.
22. Where do you live? On Earth! In a tree! JK :3
23. Do you miss anyone right now? My great grandma.
24. Last person who made you cry? A guy named Carlos.
25. Do you enjoy school? Nope.
26. Desires? Become a world-known author!
27. Fave fast food joint? Hardy's.
28. What's the last thing you drank? Water.
29. What are you doing right now? Filling this out. Duh.
30. Where would you like to go? To Castle Bleck! I will find a way! XD
31. Are you in a relationship? NO!
32. Ever been arrested? No.
33. Ever had a stalker? In kindergarten, believe it or not. O.o' And in sixth grade. :I
34. Ever gone sky-diving? ... No.
35. Where do you think you'll go when you die? I'll go to an after-life.
36. Is there a god? Maybe. I don't know for sure.
37. Do you have a cell phone? No. YAY!
38. Are you squeamish? I don't know...
39. Are you a human? Nope. I'm a cat made of pillows that eats rainbows for dinner and hats for breakfast.
40. Fastest speed you've ever experienced in a car? 80 MPH... I think...
41. Stupidest thing you've ever thought about doing? Screaming random words in my school's P.E. locker room... wait I do do that. XD
42. Do people find you attractive? Most likely not, but I don't care.
44. What are you afraid of? A lot of things.
45. Gold or silver? Don't care.
46. Are people afraid of you? I'm friends with the most violent person in my school. What do you think?
47. Do you sing in public? Stage-fright. 'Nuff said.
48. Ever been screwed over? No.
49. Does money make people happy? I guess?
50. Do you have any hope left for the human race? Um... For some humans, yes. All the rest? Nope.
51. What's your hair look like? It's brown.
52. First job? I'd like to be an author!
53. Do you like meeting new people? I'm socially awkward. What do you think?
54. Do you get along with your parents? Yeah! I love them lots and lots! :)
55. Ever played strip poker? WHAT?!?!!! NO!!!!!!! ... I don't know what that is, but PLEASE... DO NOT TELL ME!!!
56. Ever get into an argument with a cop? No.
57. Ever been in a car accident? Once.
58. Most flights of stairs you've ever fallen down? Um... I've fallen up and down stairs at least 6 times in the past month. (LOL I'm a klutz XD) Don't know how many flights though.
59. Do you care what people think of you? NOPE!! Unless they think positive of me.
60. Where do you see yourself five years down the line? In school, trying not to die from boredom.
61. Are you afraid of the dark? ... YES!!! DX
62. What kind of car do you have? My mom has a Toyota... I think...
63. Time you were born? Not tellin'
64. Ever break any bones? Nope! :)
65. Fave childhood toy? Stuffed blue rabbit.
66. Fave author? ... Hm... Wendelin Van Draanen and Erin Hunter.
67. Are you a paranoid person? I'm now paranoid Slendeman is gonna come kill me if that's what you mean... O.O
68. Have any enemies? Bullies. 'Nuff said.
69. Are you afraid of heights? Half-and-half.
70. Last movie you watched? Coraline
71. Most disturbing movie you've ever seen? Something my parents were watching that I don't know the name of.
72. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
73. Favorite color? Purple, yellow, blue, black, and pink. :)
74. What time do you usually wake up? 6:00 on school days, and around 10:00 on weekends/holidays!
75. What is your favorite song? To the Sky, by Owl City. :) LOOK IT UP!!!!
76. What is something that you keep in your purse? Don't have a purse. But if I did, something hard so I could knock out criminals. That's the whole reason why they were invented! XD
77. What is the longest work shift you've ever worked? From 8:00AM to 3:27PM You do the math 'cause I'm not gonna.
78. How many days have you gone to work consecutively before having a day off? Five days.
79. Can you do a handstand? NOPE! :D
80. Are you an angry person? Sometimes.
81. Is there anyone out there who you would like to personally kill? It's not in my nature, I'd say I want the person dead, but not really.
82. Do you talk in your sleep? I snore, does that count?
83. Have you ever gotten so drunk that you couldn't remember what happened the night before? I don't drink.
84. Can you break a piece of wood with your forehead? Depend on how thin it is.
85. Are you delusional? I don't know what that word means...
86. What is something that you are horrible at? Math.
87. What is the most boring thing you've ever done? Math.
88. Can you lift up someone who is twice your weight? No.
89. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate? NINJA PIRATE!!! :D
90. What is the worst movie you've ever seen? I think the Avatar: The Last Airbender. They messed everybody up.
91. Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right.
92. Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? I might, it would explain a lot.
93. How are you feeling right now? Bored-ish.
94. What annoys you about people? Being complete jerks to people they barely know.
95. Do you dislike children? ... My sister... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... JK. I love her, she just drives everyone nuts.
96. Can you climb a fence or would you fall off? I can.
97. Would you like to own a pair of brass knuckles? Nope.
98. Can you smile for me? *does the epic face* Does that count?
99. What do you do if you can't fall asleep at night? Listen to music on my laptop.
100. When is your Birthday? February, not sayin' the day.
1.Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it? Zia moves a hieroglyph token from Germany to France. "Iskandar's war map. As I once told you, he was an expert statuary magician." (The Kane Chronicles: The Serpent's Shadow)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Bookshelf
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Pokemon X and Y.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is; 8:23
5. Now look at the clock. What time is it really? 8:38 Hey, it was pretty close.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My brother jumping up and down because he just killed some one in Black Ops 2... :I
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Around 7 PM I don't remember. .'
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Espurr.
9. What are you wearing? A black T-shirt with the American flag on it, blue jean pants, white socks, and black fingerless gloves. NO! Not like Michael Jackson. Like Ash Ketchum from Pokemon.
10. Did you dream last night? Yes, it was a... very crazy dream to say the least... It was about me and my 5 friends going to the mall. Two of my friends went off to do their own thing while the rest of us went to a Chinese restaurant to eat. For some reason we weren't allowed to move the chairs, and the last empty table only had 3 chairs, so I had to sit with some Asian boys and this kid from my math class that bothers me (Literally EVERY sentence he ever said to me or around me had at least THREE curse words.). They were speaking in Latin, but they were SUBTITLED. Words would pop up into the air every time they talked.
So we left the place and I saw a GameStop. I turned to my friends to ask them if they wanted to go in, but they were GONE. And then I got hit in the head with a hotdog... Naturally, I looked around to see who threw it, and instead I saw an 8 year old little kid and his grandma playing FOOTBALL against pro football players (Like the guys in the Super Bowl.). THE GRANDMA AND KID WERE WINNING!!! So, walking away from that madness, I came to a ballroom, wearing a princess dress. Guess who asked me to dance. ... ... DIMENTIO DID. At first I was like 'OMG THE WORLDS ARE ENDING AGAIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!' but it turned out to be actually really fun.
And then we somehow ended up doing the conga line in a grocery store with about a hundred other people. ... And then I woke up and had to go to school. (Please don't call the cops to take me to an asylum... ')
11. When did you last laugh? Like ten seconds ago when I remembered what my dream was.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures, a Pikachu balloon, a kitty calender, and my Umbreon hat.
13. Seen anything weird lately? Does my little sister count?
14. What do you think of this quiz? I'm glad I took it!
15. What is the last film you saw? Wreck-It Ralph! It was AWESOME!!
16. If you became a multimillionaire overnight, what would you buy? I'd make sure my family and friends were supported, then donate to charities.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know. I have a friend who smells stuff and then says something weird about how it smells. Normally around this sentence right here... 'It smells like _' You just fill in the blank with a random object.
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? World peace, and... no one in the world went to bed hungry.
19. Do you like to dance? I'm not good at it, and I look like a retard when I do, but yeah!
20. George Bush. Abraham Lincoln? I dunno, why are we naming presidents?
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Not havin' kids.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Look above
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If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. I do this more than you think... T.T'
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you love Luigisgirfriend stories and you know it, put this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort. If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a tomboy, copy and paste this on your profile. I am a major tomboy & I'm proud of it!! :)
If you know that clowns are evil, copy and paste this onto your profile. ...Well it's true... It's why my mom is afraid of them...
If you're random and you know it, put this on your profile. I'M RANDOM & I KNOW IT!! *does a stupid dance to go with the song*
If you wished you live in the Mario Universe, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you LOVE Dimentio and you know it, put this on your profile.
If your a female gamer copy & paste this on your profile!
How Happy Are You?
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] You have your own room. (I WISH!)
[ ] You own a cell phone. (Don't want one.)
[ ] You have an iPod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
[x] You dress how you want to.
[X] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[X] You have been to a concert. (I've been IN one. Does that count?)
[ ] You have over 50 friends on Facebook/Myspace.
[ ] Your parents let you have a Facebook/Myspace. (I chose to NOT have one)
[ ] You get an allowance
[x] You collect something normal. (Pokemon cards!! :D)
[ ] You look forward to going to school. (Who does??)
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[X] You do something after school. (It's called doing stuff on my laptop.)
[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[x] You are happy with your appearance. (I'm not pretty though ;D)
[x] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs (mostly Pokemon themes)
[ ] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
This is a cat. Copy her if you love cats. :D
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