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So, I have seen many profiles where the owner lists their personality. I too have fallen prey to this before. However, no longer shall my profile be filled with useless junk like my likes and dislikes!! From now on, my profile shall be filled with the most profound of things, which shall all boggle your collective mind and make you feel as if you were viewing a nebula up close!!!...
You were saying??
"Gomen-nasai, Minna San is not available at the moment. Please leave your name, number, and a short message after the beep."
"Ayo, GG! Yeah yeah. Shall we start?"
So. I totally promised myself I would not do this. Oh well! (I will try to be tasteful about it.)
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?: Oooh, that is a hard one. I don't actually know...
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? SasuNaru, NejiGaa, and KakaIru.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan?: Yaoi. It is my anti-drug. No, it is my drug.
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?: No. I plan to in the future, though.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Wall posters, the entire first season (which my step-dad got for me in Iraq, and only comes in Japanese with subtitles), Naruto: Clash in the Land of Snow, and Naruto Shippuden: Bonds
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?: No, not really...
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?: NEITHER! Sorry, I only read yaoi. Therefore, neither.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?: SasuNaru! For sure, one of the most delish pairings out there.
9. Which team is your favorite?: Team 7. Only because of the hot SasuNaru action.
10. Do you support the Obito theory?: Obito as Tobi? I always thought Madara was Tobi...
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?: For sure. No doubt about it, Yondaime IS Naruto's daddy.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?: Deidara. Just because he is completely off his rocker.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?: I like the thought that Naruto can redeem him. So, Pro-Sasuke in that regard. However, I am a total Anti-Sasuke in regards to his duck-butt hair. Sorry, hun, but that needs to go.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?: No. I need to, though.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?: No. Again, I really do need to.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?: Yes! But it's okay, because he is totally awesome just the way he is. Or, maybe his cheerfulness is a mask to hide his pain. He did go through a lot of cow manure as a child. Other kids bullied him, adults bullied him and ostracized him. He doesn't get away from it even in Team 7. Sasuke either ignores him or says he's worthless and Sakura ignores him or hits him because he said something 'stupid' or something she didn't agree with. I think that they maybe tone it down as they get older, but still.
17. Sub or dub?: I don't like subs because I have to concentrate on them instead of the action. I don't like dubs because sometimes the character's voices can be extremely annoying. So, I wish I knew Japanese so I can watch it in its original glory.
You are a Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.
Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme
What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at, or get .
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