Fatal Melody
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Joined 07-19-12, id: 4141085, Profile Updated: 02-05-18
Author has written 5 stories for RWBY, Undertale, and Soul Eater.

Hey guys!

So, I know my recent author's notes haven't exactly given any of you any confidence in my mental state, and neither have the stories that go along with them. Hell, two of them have people dying, so yeah.

I just want you all to know that, while I'm not quite okay, I'm not going to do anything stupid either.

I'm still going to be around, and I'll still write. Writing is oddly therapeutic for me, so it'd be dumb for me to stop.

Anyway, the speed at which I write my stories is going to go down a little, not only because it's nearing the holiday season and I have finals in 3 weeks, but because I don't want to just give you guys whatever. You guys deserve better than a 'meh' or an 'I tried'.

I won't stop writing, but I won't be writing as often. I wan't to write, really I do, but some days it's just too hard to sit down and think up new material for a story. Hopefully this will pass quickly, but if not, just know that I'll still write.


Thorns On A Rose: Working on Chapter 4!

One-Shots: No new ideas, but I'll think of something eventually!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Frito's: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...???)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this; I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Uzumaki Naruko: To the Victor, the Spoils V2 by SeerKing reviews
Uzumaki Naruko has just graduated from the Konohagakure Ninja Academy after defeating Toji Mizuki when her apartment is blown up. Fortunately, she receives a new home thanks to a little known Clan Law dating back to the time of the Nidaime Hokage. Yuri Harem. Weapon Mistress and Chakra Chain Naruko.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 315,064 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 3,365 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Naruko U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Tenten]
Chunks and Love by eZombieassassin reviews
A 16 year old boy wakes up in Minecraft! He has is account's skin except he is a normal human (almost)! He hears a scream and rescues a creeper girl from The agents of death! Can he keep her safe? Or will the die together?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014
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Shrouded In The Night reviews
The city of Vale is in a state of unrest. A serial killer, known only as Crimson Flame, has been terrorizing the citizens and police alike. Lieutenant Ruby Rose is put on the case with a by-the-books rookie officer, but this rookie quickly learns that sometimes you just need to wing it.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/24
Thorns on a Rose reviews
Ruby Rose may seem like an energetic ball of sunshine, but beneath that boundless optimism is a troubled past. When Weiss finds Ruby alone one day, she must realize that even the sweetest rose will have its thorns. Rated T for swearing, Dark themes, self-harm, and blood. WhiteRose with eventual Bumbleby undertones.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,940 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/26/2017 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Faded Memories reviews
He was gone. He's been gone for 6 long years. Now, Maka has memories of everything. A One-shot that I wanted to write. SoMa Tragedy. WARNING: Contains Suicide and Major Character Death.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2017 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Toothache reviews
Ruby's teeth have been hurting. Maybe it's her sugar filled diet, or maybe her wisdom teeth are causing trouble. Join team RWBY as Ruby gets wisdom teeth surgery. White Rose fluff. Expect massive amounts of swearing and blood. Final chapter up!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/25/2017 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Dandelions reviews
UNDERTALE RED AU. Frisk and Co. have lived on the surface for 8 years. On Frisk's 19th birthday, things between Frisk and Red start to get a bit more intimate. Female Frisk. I suck at summaries, so please give it a shot.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Frisk