Fatal Melody
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Joined 07-19-12, id: 4141085, Profile Updated: 03-07-17
Author has written 5 stories for RWBY, Undertale, and Soul Eater.

HELLO PEOPLE WHO CLICKED MY PROFILE!!!!!

So, how are you?

Just kidding don't care.

See, that was ALSO a joke! TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE!

Anyway, crazy antics aside, I don't really upload all that often. Maybe once every two to three months. I know, I'm really slow at writing stuff. It just takes a while to get good ideas.


Alien 1: Did the humans get our message?

Alien 2: Yes, but...

Alien 1: But what?

Alien 2: They named it dubstep and they dance to it.


In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...And you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off of those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this; I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's Peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Chunks and Love by eZombieassassin reviews
A 16 year old boy wakes up in Minecraft! He has is account's skin except he is a normal human (almost)! He hears a scream and rescues a creeper girl from The agents of death! Can he keep her safe? Or will the die together?
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014
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Thorns on a Rose reviews
Ruby Rose may seem like an energetic ball of sunshine, but beneath that boundless optimism is a troubled past. When Weiss finds Ruby alone one day, she must realize that even the sweetest rose will have its thorns. Rated T for swearing, Dark themes, self-harm, and blood. WhiteRose with eventual Bumbleby undertones.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 10/30 - Published: 8/26 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] [Yang X.L., Blake B.]
Faded Memories reviews
He was gone. He's been gone for 6 long years. Now, Maka has memories of everything. A One-shot that I wanted to write. SoMa Tragedy. WARNING: Contains Suicide and Major Character Death.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26 - [Maka A., Soul Eater] - Complete
Toothache reviews
Ruby's teeth have been hurting. Maybe it's her sugar filled diet, or maybe her wisdom teeth are causing trouble. Join team RWBY as Ruby gets wisdom teeth surgery. White Rose fluff. Expect massive amounts of swearing and blood. Final chapter up!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 12/1/2015 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Blake B., Yang X.L. - Complete
Thus Kindly I Scatter reviews
A rather sad and dark story for me, but I think I wrote it pretty well. Warning: grab some tissues. Rated T because kids shouldn't really read this much depressing stuff. White Rose tragedy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24 - [Weiss S., Ruby R.] Yang X.L. - Complete
Dandelions reviews
UNDERTALE RED AU. Frisk and Co. have lived on the surface for 8 years. On Frisk's 19th birthday, things between Frisk and Red start to get a bit more intimate. Female Frisk. I suck at summaries, so please give it a shot.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2016 - Frisk