Author has written 6 stories for Mortal Instruments, Darkest Powers, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Disney.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances (unless my friends are going), or games( i play in the soccer), and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, and ME, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1, booknerd998
NORMAL PEOPLE rely on construction people to tear down buildings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would rather ask Chloe to release a demi-demon
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say OH MY DEREK!! (OMD)
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
DARKEST POWERS FANS: go to Simon
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: say shut up or i'll get Dr. Davidoff to terminate you
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know A LOT better and know to go outside right away when they see/hear a stranger vomiting in the bushes
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
DARKEST POWERS FANS: when being chased yell DEREK SAVE ME!!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
DARKEST POWERS FANS: know that somewhere Derek is just yelling at Chloe
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
DARKEST POWERS FANS: would go directly to BUFFALO NEW YORK
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
DARKEST POWERS FANS: MUST have this on there profile
NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: Will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!
PJO FANS: Say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: Won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: Say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: Know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: When being chased use their demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: Yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: Would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity,
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
If your in love with a fictional character copy and paste this to your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile
If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile..
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile.
If you consider your family strange, but love them anyway, put this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out. Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: May I see you pretty soon? Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: I'd go through anything for you. Woman: Let's start with your bank account.
Man: May I have the last dance? Woman: You've just had it
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
Man: So you wanna go back to my place? Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Fill water ballons up with jello & throw them at high school kids
18. Spit off a bridge over passing traffic
19. When someone taps you on the shoulder, sway and fall over, dead
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. I tried this and totally did it on the first try ...lol
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and If you don't copy and post on your profile I'll stalk you for the rest of your life...I KNOW where you live!
90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. (Yup. MySpace and Facebook are about two of the stupidest things created.)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (YES!)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (I think I do... they're the people who understand, or semi-understand, me.)
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yeah... I still have a piece of pencil lead in my palm from fifth grade...)
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Oh, yes, that's one of my fave things to do!)
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (Um, no... probably.)
If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile (Yes. One time me and my friend Sky were laughing at, "Bees buzz," cause we were up late at a sleepover... that was months ago, and every time we say that, we burst out laughing again!)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time!)
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah... that was pretty awkward...)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... (Yup!)
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (Yes. Usually it's because I'll be talking, and then I'll suddenly space out... My friends hate me for that...)
If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile. (I've forgotten how to write my name, too...)
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Yes! Me clock hates me! It always beeps at six in the morning! Percy: (who I have kidnapped, along with all my other favorite characters!) It's supposed to do that, you insane lady. Me: Oh, yeah...)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yes, socially wise, not academically.)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" (Yuppers, and then I'd pry start going on and on and on...)
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Oh, yeah! Crazy rocks!)
My friends used to be semi-normal. Then they met me. (Exactly. But now all my friends seem semi-normal to everyone else... cause I've been seen in action.)
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (All the time. I think it's some strange me thing...)
( \_/ ) This is bunny. Copy and paste ('.') bunny onto your page to help (")_(") him gain world domination!
If you've ever been called "Socially Stupid," copy and paste this into your profile. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. Comments in parentheses by me
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (How stupid could you be to do that?
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops..honey, forget what I said about ironing your clothes!!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thay want to give us the real artifical nuts...)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Then I'll just stop it with any other body part.)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)
On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)
On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)
A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)
A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)
A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)
A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)
A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)
A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)
A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)
A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)
A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)
A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)
A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)
A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)
A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)
A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.)
An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)
A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)
On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!
The Percy Jackson Oath: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes after me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says free 'pony ride' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoë Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever I see a limo pass by my car Yes I promise to love PJO Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the PJO lovers know!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!