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BOOKS: Harry Potter Secret Garden
Facts about this Author...who has yet to publish her works...because she's frigging lazy.
I'm currently studying a field I don't particularly like...but am learning to love.
I'm rather judgmental when it comes to looks...though I can perfectly distinguish the gits from the nice ones I still subconsciously root for the handsome ones -gits or not.
I have zero experience in mingling with society...but I'm a darn good actress.
Dog food tastes oddly sweet-ish and mighty grainy. One guess as to how I now.
I've yet to get my first kiss...and I'm hoping to get it before I turn thirty. Or fifty.
...you know what? I think I'll never get that kiss. I'm starting to believe I'm asexual. I mean, sure, I get turned on by Yaoi...but Lesbians going at it? Boy and Girl going at it? Might as well be a Calculus Demonstration for all the 'reaction' it gets from me.
I know how to fight but I have never done so seriously...I'm actually fearful of hurting the other party, even if the other party consists of a faceless dummy.
I aim to see the world.
These made me smile...thought I'd share and spread the happiness!
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'" --George Carlin (1937-2008) (Taken from the profile of Artificial Starlight)
"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."
"Be optimistic. The people you hate will eventually die."
"Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acid stains you,
Drugs cause cramps.
Guns are unlawful,
Gas smells awful,
You might as well live."
"To die would be a great adventure"
"The problem here is...you're talking in math...and I'm listening in stupid."
"Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest person you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly. It's the honest ones you oughtta watch out for because you never know when they are gonna do something incredibly...stupid."
"Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid."
"If at first you don't succeed... maybe failing is your thing..."
"If its a nice perfume, why must you marinate in it?"
"If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms..."
"Life is too important to take seriously."
"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.."
"No one can make you feel inf erior without your consent..."
"You cannot kill time without injuring eternity."
"The one who says it can't be done, should never interrupt the one who is doing it.."
"An effective way to deal with a predator is to taste terrible..."
"If it happens it must be possible..."
"The only really decent thing to do behind a person's back is pat it.."
"One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him..."
"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math"
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time..."
"Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other son of a bitch die for his..." -George Patton
"Accept the challenges so you can feel the exhilaration of victory."
"If you won't be fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm."
"Tragedy is when you cut your finger, comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die..."
"Alcohol: The cause of, and the solution to, all of life's problems..."
"If life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger.."
"Always keep your words soft and sweet, in case you have to eat them.."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, so if the get angry, they'll be a mile away and barefoot..."
"If at first you don't succeed, cheat, then repeat until caught, then lie..."
"If your too open minded, your brains will fall out.."
"Age is a very high price to pay for maturity..."
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, anymore then standing in a garage makes you a car.."
"If you must choose between two evils, choose the one you've never tried before..."
"It is easier to get forgiveness then permission..."
"He who laughs last, thinks the slowest..."
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O'Casey
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin
Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye
Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper! - Anonymous
Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol. - Anonymous
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood
Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart. - Ross Perot
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. - Joey Adams
Life is a long process of getting tired. - Samuel Butler
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. - Anonymous
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say - I want to see the manager. - William S. Burroughs
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all. - Arthur Balfour
Life is just one damned thing after another. - Elbert Hubbard
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. - Brendan Gill
Life is like a game of poker: If you don't put any in the pot, there won't be any to take out. - Moms Mabley
There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde
Life's not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. - Cherralea Morgen
We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. - Anonymous
Life is rather like a tin of sardines - where all of us looking for the key. - Alan Bennett