Author has written 13 stories for Sherwood Smith, Firefly, Sherlock Holmes, Misc. Movies, and Harry Potter.Hey, all! I'm Black Rose, scourge of the Sherwood Smith board! I live in Colorado, and I have two dogs and a cat. I wright for the Sherwood Smith and Sherlock Holmes boards, but I will also dabble in the Buffy/Angel/Firefly areas if I'm bored. My favorite story of all time is The Baker Street Three, and I made a web cite about it. Check my homepage link; the graphics took forever.
Viva la résistance! Les Vies De Luciole! Économiser la Série!
ZORK! This is the greatest game in the world. You can play Zork I, II, III, and more online! Wow... 0_o
I also keep a plot bunnie called Top Hat, who lives in Harry Houdini's "Top Hat", hence the name. He has a terrible bite, and I am sometimes compelled to wright random fics on random subjects for no apparent reason whatsoever. It should be noted that the only fics I plan are...well...I'll tell you when they are not the work of Top Hat, and his fake Lestat Fangs.
Some say the world will end in fire;
"Please explain the scientific nature of 'The Whammy'"
"If, by my life or death, I can protect you, I swear I will."
"There are always two roads in life; two choices. One is easy. And it's only reward is that it is easy."
"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
"I shall call it 'Squishie,' and it shall be mine and it shall be my squishie!!"
"In Times of trouble, you will remember not the words of your enemeys, but the silence of your freinds."
"Hang on to your diepies, babies!"
"Help, Help, I'm being Repressed!!"
"Everyone needs something to believe in. I believe I will have another piece of Chocolate."
"Never Underestimate the power of Stupid People in Large Numbers! (Bush Administration)
"Duct Tape may hold the world together, but Nitro Glyceryn will solve all the worlds problems!"
"No Shit, Sherlock!"
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that proves you tried!"
"Chess Life... isn't that redundant?"
"I have wrought my simple plan/ If I give one hour of joy/ To the boy who's half a man/ Or the man who's half a boy."
"The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothosis by an ugly fact"
"The battle of the sexes will never be won. Too much fraternizing with the enemy."
"If all else fails, hit it with a stick."
"Beware the Fury of a Patent Man"
"To the world, you are just one person. But to one person, you are the world."
There is no magical alternative to an Uzi. No protection from it, either.
"I used to rule the world. I was a God's God. I existed on Seven Planes of Being at Once. Now, I am on a rooftop, with a man who drinks too much whiskey and calls me a smurf."
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.
Ah, the Cleverness of Me!
I had a life once... But it died. ^^; I was playing on the computer, and I forgot to feed it. Then I ordered a new one over the 'net. It arrived dead. *sniff* I haven't tried since.
That's all I can think of now, but I'll find more to blister your computer =)
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