Author has written 16 stories for StarCraft, Halo, and Harry Potter.
I've just found this on the net. Ha! Ha!
Guy A: I've just watched an awesome movie!
Guy B: What is it about?
Guy A: The wife's brutally killed by a cold-blooded killer and the son gets really hurt. Then there's twist and the son is kidnapped. The father then begin a quest to find and save his son, with the help of a mentally ill female.
Guy B: Wow! I wanna watch that. What is the movie called?
Guy A: Finding Nemo:)
I will find you and take you to bed and have my way with you.You will groan,moan,and beg me to stop.I'll exhaust you and leave you weak for days.
Q : Is spelt spelled spelt or spelt?
A : Spelt is spelled spelt in any nations except in America where spelt isn't spelled spelt but spelled spelled.
Real life story
The other day when I was leaving home, a guy came to me and brought out a pair of scissor. Luckily I was fast enough to bring out a rock. If I had brought out a paper, he would have win.