KennedyAliceMasenCullen
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Joined 07-21-12, id: 4145021, Profile Updated: 08-21-12
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Hello Bitches :D

I am KennedyAliceMasenCullen also known as Kennedy to normal people.

Anyway I will tell you a bit about myself


Name: Kennedy

Age:19

Occupation: Working as a barista

Type Of Fanfiction: I only M Fanfictions. With lemons of course :D

Pairings: I like to do regular pairing such as: ExB, EmxR, JxA, CxEs

Other Shit:

I love to Cuss. Point blank, cussing and me go hand and hand together. If you have issues with that, I advise you not to read my stories. Umm I have no kids but have 2 younger siblings which drive me up a wall, so no kids for a while.

I like updating when I can but I will not have you wait long.

I like reading stories a little bit more than writing and I respect others stories on the value.

My preference of music is more R&B but I love soft rock, Eminem rap, pop, some classical, and anything with Muse in it.

My Favorite Edwards: Punkward, Jailward, Kinkward, Domward, Tattooward, Badboyward, Bloodsuckingvampward and any other Edwards that have to do with him being a bad ass.

I am about 5'6, with dark brown hair and brown eyes.

I am definitely Team Edward no matter what no one can change my mind and no one wants to.

Anyway I love writing and I always am coming up with new ideas. I have been reading Fanfiction since about 2009 but never wanted to make a Fanfiction until now so yea.

My tumblr account is monstersatplay.com just in case any of you wanted to know. I don't really post my banners there but hey who can't use more followers.

And that's pretty much it so enjoy :D


Umm Hello to i guess whoever will listen. I have done something terrible to one of my favorite authors on this site and i wanted to apoligize to her so

I am sorry for the hurt i have caused.

As for the story, it has been removed and taken off the site completely.

Don't fret thought because new stories are brewing in my mind that i came up with personally and will be shown soon.

Thank you and have a great day.

-KennedyAliceMasenCullen

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Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9518 - Favs: 8,710 - Follows: 6,256 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shamrocks and Shenanigans by mathisson reviews
Bella is working for a catering and event planning company. She has just about pulled off the reception of the year when she's introduced to Edward Cullen, mafia boss. Can he show her that even bad guys can be good .AH/CC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,124 - Reviews: 6091 - Favs: 5,574 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Slowest Burn by TypoKween reviews
"I don't even realize that the air has gotten hazy. Or that it smells like skunk, or that amidst the clouds of smoke, leaning against the wall is Edward Cullen." - AH, E/B, Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 330,005 - Reviews: 7008 - Favs: 6,395 - Follows: 7,253 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Best Friends Kid by 5t4c3y reviews
Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are best friends. They've went through everything together. Divorcing Parents, Psychotic teachers, Bitter Break-ups, and now something that neither ever thought would happen...Parent hood! Full Summary Inside ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 133,371 - Reviews: 4467 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,738 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Fatherhood, Formula, and Other F Words by anhanninen reviews
When man-whore, foul-mouthed Edward's life takes an unexpected turn, he's left with a baby to raise. With the help of a friendly neighbor, he learns sometimes the unexpected could be the best thing that's ever happened. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 142,732 - Reviews: 6296 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 4,748 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Into The Ocean by little-nessieC reviews
First came love, then came marriage, then came a...baby? Rater M for suggestive themes. Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,969 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princess and the E by CLWN reviews
When Bella meets the mysterious 'E' he calls her his Princess and she's soon drawn into his dangerous world of organised crime. But this is no fairytale, so when Edward finds himself in trouble, it's up to his Princess to save him. OOC/AH. ExB AxJ RxEm.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 214,813 - Reviews: 3561 - Favs: 4,059 - Follows: 2,916 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12333 - Favs: 7,680 - Follows: 6,197 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14910 - Favs: 9,433 - Follows: 5,340 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In a World of Chaos by crcc1014 reviews
Edward Cullen, an Italian mob boss from Chicago. Isabella Swan, an FBI agent from California. One night stand turned into something more. Rated M, Lemons. Enjoy. ON HOLD!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,610 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Bella, Edward
Surviving High School by Tardis19 reviews
All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 181,872 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Breakers by les16 reviews
After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,923 - Reviews: 7499 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 2,934 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dear Miss Swan by bethviolet reviews
Dear Miss Swan, It has come to my attention that the semi-nude photographs you emailed me were not accidental. If this be the case please report to my office, 11am, sans clothes. If not, then please feel free to ignore this email. Sincerely Edward Cullen. ON TEMP HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 79 - Words: 35,741 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Alice's Playboy Brothers by randommama reviews
Alice Cullen has three playboy brothers-Emmett,Riley,& Edward.After becoming fed up with their playboy ways,she decides to meddle in their love lives and embarks on a mission to rid them of their womanizing ways and find them love.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,049 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011
Avengers 2 Point 0 by CatherineJosephineMarie007 reviews
A sequel to the film in fanfic form, takes place eight months after the Loki fiasco. The team faces an enemy who can bend the very fabric of time- you know him as that guy from the last three minutes of the movie. Shiny new OFC, eventual romance. T for swearing, and eventual fooling around. Cameos from some more of the Marvel gang!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,274 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
So Darkness I Became by Emotion Masen reviews
Edward Masen, the darkest of the dark. Preys on weak humans to quench his undying thirst. He finds humans to be useless creatures, until a delicious smelling brunette stumbles into his alley.Isabella Swan, a human at the wrong place at the wrong time. She is alone in the world with nothing to live for. Will she succumb to the darkness? Collab with Tufano 79
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,982 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Biology by Xwealunah reviews
It was lust at the first sight. How would they ever survive this hour? 'A dark angel he was. Brought to earth to bring her unparalleled pleasure... If only that was the truth.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hate's An Aphrodisiac by LyricalKris reviews
Edward and Bella have to work together to get back Alice's wedding dress after a mix up takes place and realize just how strong of a passion hate truly is. It's a thin line between love and hate, and for these two, that line is called lust.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,553 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11898 - Favs: 6,090 - Follows: 4,224 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Trapped by Xim84 reviews
So imagine my surprise when those gorgeous long legs straddled my lap and against my ear she barely whispered 'Help me…please.'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Adult Book Store by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella drove past every day…curious, frustrated, repressed and longing. Secretly needing something, but too afraid to ask. Until one day, she wasn't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard to Get by myohhhmy reviews
Bad girl Bella may be a little much to take for one unsuspecting vampire when she arrives in Forks in this uber naughty take on Twilight. Rated MA for lemons, language, and UST. BxE Ooc . Now complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,057 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Brown Eyes and Stalkerboy by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
"Who said I had a motive?" he asks."Why'd you ask me out, Stalkerboy?""That's simple," he shrugs turning to me. "I wanted to get into your pants."I don't think before I act. I punch the douche in his mouth. And he has the gall to look surprised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 34,095 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 778 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blood Feud by LilMizzVenom reviews
In 2010 Forks high school and the surrounding area fell under the wrath of violent Gangs. Forks is now classed as a Free Fire Zone. Police will not enter, and there is no law. Rated MA for Strong Language, Strong Violence and Mild Adult Scenes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,952 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hot, Mysterious Criminal by babyspongy reviews
Song fic based on Criminal by Britney Spears; Bella meets criminal Edward in a strange way, but that doesn't stop the attraction of being there. Decisions, decisions... What to do but face the green eyed criminal with fire? Oneshot : All Human. EXB R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's A Mad Mad World by cmaus1216 reviews
Zombies have taken over most of the United States of America and Edward Cullen is the only survivor, or so he thinks. Can Edward adapt in order to stay alive, or will he survive by living in a Mad Mad World?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,849 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Vacation of Pleasure by MmeGray reviews
Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett are 4 brothers whose father has just handed them the keys to his theme park. When Bella wins a 3-week vacation to said park, and brings Esme, Alice, and Rosalie along, what will happen? MAY BECOME M LATER ON!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 57,407 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 12/13/2008
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3155 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,002 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Up To Scratch by Vican reviews
Mischievous alarm clocks, inappropriate Christmas gifts and slippery ice - Bella's day just keeps going from bad to worse. While thoroughly pissed off at the world, she finds her salvation in the unlikeliest of places
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,298 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 1,305 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Last Friday Night by amandac3 reviews
Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,964 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On Pattinson Drive by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward and Bella start out hot and heavy but Edward turns fickle. His past includes a crazy ex and her psycho new boyfriend. Lots of laughs included. My first attempt at FanFiction. Rated M. PS: Yes the football schedule isn't correct and the Spanish is sub par, but the basic story line is fun!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 202,363 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All My Friends Say by ajr818 reviews
Edward's friends take him out to a bar to get over his latest break-up. When his ex walks in with another guy, Edward decides it's time to get wasted. Hilarity ensues. Inspired by "All My Friends Say" by Luke Bryan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Cullen's Reminiscent Ten Year Reunion by DazzlinSparkle05 reviews
Wife, Mother, and Second grade teacher. Bella Cullen had her life a certain way since she graduated Forks High. A letter from her ten year reunion awakens the insecure eighteen year old girl that left Forks that distant time ago. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unforeseen Events Revisited by jmolly reviews
Watch out for Dads with guns and vamps with cameras. They'll be the death of you. Updated version of UE with additional scenes and details.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,308 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Bed by kyla713 reviews
Edward has been trying all morning to get his neighbor's attention, at the risk of being manhandled by others. Will he finally get the woman he's been lusting after? Or will old Ms. Stanley get her paws on him? Collab w/ericastwilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 87 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4469 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 4,163 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward in the Afternoon by cosmogirl7481 reviews
My birthday present for Marvar: A boy meets girl story with sweltering heat, iced coffee and lots of sex... ExB, AH and OOC because no one is a virgin. Romance and humor with a touch of drama.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 618 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Public Enemies by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Most bank robbers aren't bad people. Just bored or desperate. I'm just addicted to the thrill...and it's a dangerous love affair.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,611 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
100 Hours by wytchwmn75 reviews
Bella has a 4.0 GPA & volunteers at the hospital. Edward is pierced & has tattoo's & has to serve 100 hours community service at the hospital. What happens when the bad boy finds out the good girl has a wild side? ExB, AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 2,678 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Your Graffiti, My Heart by She is Divine reviews
Reluctant socialite Isabella gets a wake-up call and discovers another side of life and of herself. She meets Edward who is full of charm and tattoos. Is he who she thinks he is? Colab between DivineInspiration & shelikesthesound for Dinx's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,680 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Textmas Futuretake by DH78 reviews
Originally included in the FFT compilation. There's a wedding. There's texting. There's a future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Complete
Damn by TheSparksSoApparent reviews
Bella's sex life takes a turn for the best when she meets Edward. Unfortunately her grades take a turn for the worst. Oneshot based off of "Damn" by The matrix and Katy Perry. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Perfect Mr Imperfect by xrxdanixrx reviews
Bella wanted Mr. Perfect, but he didn't want her. When Mr. Imperfect comes along, can she look close enough to see just who is more perfect for her? A story about falling in love with the imperfections. AH - Rated M for lemons later.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 165,467 - Reviews: 6123 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Smart Ass by Jupiter hits on mars reviews
Bella has a smart ass of a husband.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Play A Game by check yes julia reviews
Bella; honor student. Edward; heartbreaker. Emmett; jock. Rosalie; beauty queen. Jasper; crackhead. Alice; dancer. They've never met, but they're about to play the deadliest game of their lives together. "Oh yes, there will be blood." Language & violence.
Crossover - Saw & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,182 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Cake by PinkDaisies4 reviews
Bored in class one day Edward agrees to a bet with Emmett and Jasper that he must bed any girl of their choosing. The target? Bella. Will this be the "cake-walk" Edward professes or will he learn the lesson of his life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,800 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Princesses and the Pieces by nitareality reviews
The Princess and the Pea, only not at all. Prince Edward needs a wife, Queen Esme has a test. How many princesses will fail? Originally written for Foxy Fics. Rated M for graphic depictions of violence and for sexual content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stupid Vampire Husband by Lariren-Shadow reviews
Originally written for Jayeliwood’s sexy Edward contest. Bella's having trouble concentrating in class with her husband sitting next to her in a tight rocker tee and jeans. And it keeps going!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,039 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
There Will Be Blood by johnnyboy7 reviews
Edward Cullen,25,the son of a Chicago mob boss. He is second-in-command, cold and dangerous. Bella Swan,18,small town girl who has just enrolled as a freshman at Northwestern. A story about how love can survive in the cruelest of worlds.Very OCC.Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 48 - Words: 368,286 - Reviews: 12371 - Favs: 9,449 - Follows: 4,181 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Freds cake by yellatthetopofyourlungs reviews
After a disastrous blind date, a issue with a chocolate cake & a annoyed Alice! The girls & guys start something with an out come none of them saw coming! featuring- sleep talking, pranking wars, water park fun & a Xmas never to be Forgotten. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 105,504 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Stand In by lexiecullen17 reviews
When you start in porn, there's really nowhere else to go but up. Bella, a young Hollywood hopeful, finds herself on the lowest rung of the film business ladder…porn. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,680 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens in Biology by Shahula reviews
Bella Swan is a simple girl who never takes risks. But when bad boy Edward Cullen becomes her biology lab partner... well what happens in biology, stays in biology. Right? Rated M for lemons. O/S, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,646 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Agent 00hot by maxandmo reviews
Edward, is a hot F.B.I. Agent who is immediately drawn to Bella, the Parole Officer, who happens to be a magnet for ridiculous situations. Rated M for bad words and lemons. AH/Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 127,833 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evening the Score by DH78 reviews
Bella is a relationship-weary sports journalist. Edward is a playboy, ex-pat American soccer player in London. When they meet, will they connect or kill each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 103,266 - Reviews: 1698 - Favs: 2,774 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Undercover by LuckyAnna reviews
Isabella Swan & Emmett McCarthy are two deadly agents. They go undercover in Forks HighSchool to prove that a teacher is a pedophile that assaulted many students. What will happen in that school? Who will they meet? Cullen family. They are teachers. / AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,548 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lady Of The Knight by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
One rainy night and a bit of bad luck has two complete strangers thrown together in a chance encounter. Bitter by an unfaithful wife Edward runs away to New York where he takes in an unlikely companion with a questionable occupation. Pretty Woman AU/AH,
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,160 - Reviews: 3658 - Favs: 4,299 - Follows: 1,264 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sensory Overload by Bronzehyperion reviews
Bella spends Halloween at an old mansion, finding herself oddly attracted to one or two of its inhabitants. But not everything is what it seems. All Human, well...sort of. One-shot for the Countdown to Halloween II One Haunted Halloween.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,476 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thank You, Jessica Stanley by Sierra Sitruc reviews
Bella Swan is infatuated with James Henalay who only dates non-virgins. She is unfortunately still a virgin. Thus begins the quest to pop her cherry…Edward Cullen, anyone? And what does Jessica have to do with all this? E/B One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,729 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Red Rock Boys by hln3twimom reviews
Blue Collar-ward Contest Entry. Edward is a tow truck driver with control issues. Bella is his new secretary, determined to get him to mix business with pleasure.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flag Me Down by Pinkpixiechick reviews
Bella is striving to succeed at her new job, but her efforts are complicated by one cocky, drop-dead gorgeous road construction worker who seems determined to make her late for work. Blue-Collarward Contest Winner in public vote and Judges Choice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,428 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 91 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tongue in Cheek by PortiaKhalo reviews
Gleaming teeth, one insignificant cupcake, and a brilliant scheme. My entry for the Cupcake Wars Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Game On Baby by Drizl reviews
A very bored Edward is tested when the new girl comes to town. He thinks he knows everything, can have anyone at anytime, but Bella is ready to prove him wrong. Who will win this Game? Heavy Lemons, Language, Vamps/Humans
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 109,517 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Bun In The Oven by Cilla1970 reviews
Edward and Bella are trying to get pregnant. How do they keep it interesting? Simple…a little fun with food. 2nd Place in Lovin' in the Oven Contest-Main Course and a Judges Choice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12493 - Favs: 7,085 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That Tommy Gun Stole My Heart by vampiregirl1654 reviews
Edward is in the Italian Mafia in present day N.Y.C. He takes Bella hostage, and they bond strongly. Not sure about category. Mostly Edward's POV. Now rated M for partial lemons, and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,856 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Shopping List by addicted-to-romione-bedward reviews
Bella goes shopping after just moving in with her father in small town, Forks. Sell-boy Edward helps her around. They get stuck in the store when the doors close automatically. Darkness, Edward, free products...what can happen? ONE SHOT - now, short story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,703 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Love of Football by NatallieRose reviews
All human. Edward is an all star football player. Bella and her 4 year old daughter,Alexandra love football. What happened at Edward and Bella's highschool graduation party 4 years before that? Who is Alexandra's dad and why hasn't she met him?ExBAxJEmxR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,563 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Bella, Edward
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Trouble by Marie Pattin reviews
When Emmett and Edward ask Bella to participate in one of their infamous pranks, things take a turn for the worst...or better, depending on how you look at it. AH Rated M for lemon. Written for Countdown to April Fool's Day.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Heist by DistantDreamer13 reviews
In a small stifling bank in Pheonix, Bella Swan finds herself the hostage of the gorgeous bronze haired bank robber in the midst of one of the most intricate bank robberies in history. All HUMAN! Future Lemons! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,536 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Oh No You Didn't! by taylorcullenforever reviews
alice and bella are in a class together... they pass notes and here are their notes... the cullens might come in too... Written by me and my friend! HILARIOUS! READ and R & R! Warning Some Sexual Theme 14 and up
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bitter Sweet Symphony by I'mwiththevampires08 reviews
Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 201,689 - Reviews: 8705 - Favs: 5,385 - Follows: 5,096 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
The Possibility of You by afragilelittlehuman reviews
Lieutenant Edward Cullen is a dedicated fireman, but, when a new probie joins his crew, he struggles to keep things professional. Will he be able to keep himself in check or lose his heart to the possibility of love? AU/AH. M for language and lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always remember by just-a-crazyfanpire reviews
AH/AU Location: Seattle. Ingredients: a hot guy, lots and lots of cocktails, a comfortable bed and sex. Result: a baby. What will do Bella when she finds out she’s pregnant? Rated M, just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,805 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Grocery Encounter by Wooden Tulips reviews
Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 47,068 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show and Don't Tell by Brits23 reviews
Bella meets Edward when he picks up his nephew from her Pre-K Class, and sparks fly. Are there some complications that even the strongest of hearts can't overcome? Can they resist the one thing they can't have--each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 135,119 - Reviews: 3365 - Favs: 4,308 - Follows: 1,846 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mistletoe Manipulation by vixen1836 reviews
Written for The Official SmutVent Calendar 2008. Arrogant, crooked CEO Edward Cullen meets a mysterious, beautiful stranger at his company Christmas party. Things are not what they appear. Proceed with caution; this even makes me blush. OOC/AH/AU. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Silence & Security by adorablecullens reviews
Two years after her marriage to Jacob Black ends, 37-year-old single mom Bella buys a house. Will the handsome single dad next door help her learn to love again? Or will Edward’s presence in their life only reinforce Renee’s trauma-induced silence?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,330 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cullen Family by kikikinz reviews
Will hilarity and hijinks break out when The Cullen Family host a Halloween party to get to know their new neighbors? Entry for the Things that go bump in the night contest A collab with nicnicd.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
All Hands by ericastwilight reviews
A one shot for Ninapolitan's birthday. Edward and Bella are um...all hands. Prompt words used, laser pointer and whiteboard. Happy Birthday Nina!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Little Black Notebook by Rossie reviews
“What are you saying Edward Cullen?” I spat, water running down my chin. He stepped closer to me and slid his hands onto my hips. “I’m saying that I’m in love with you, too, Isabella.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,474 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Playing Doctor by lexiecullen17 reviews
Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Enough by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Edward works for the FBI. He's the best in his field and the worst at relationships with a habit of falling quickly in and out of love. When he gets shot, his nurse will take care of more than just his medicine. Is she good enough? E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,667 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
Oh hell by xtwilight18x reviews
Bella was not much for tattoos. Or piercings. So how is it she ended up with three tattoos and an irate boyfriend covered in them who's dying to give her another? Can he con her into getting a piercing she hates as well as ink like his? Lemons Big Time!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,900 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Piercings by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends forever. Add in jealousy, his occupation, and Bella's secret piercing and this is what you get. My submission for the Tattward and Inkella Contest. ExB LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 163 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Where the Wild Things Are by raok reviews
What's a girl to do on her 18th birthday? Get her first tattoo of course! What happens when Bella and Alice take a weekend trip to Seattle for tattoos and they run into Rosalie, Edward, Jasper? What's a girl to do with a man covered in ink?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Gangster by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Example entry for the Age of Edward Contest: Edward Cullen is the infamous mobster who happens to take it up with the chief of police, what would his motives for blackmailing the chief be? ExB Lemon, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,095 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8730 - Favs: 14,356 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11631 - Favs: 8,557 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 2,245 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers by voi ch'intrate reviews
Carlisle Cullen has found a bride who can handle his entire family--what he didn't reckon was that she would sweep him off his feet. Or that his rambunctious brothers would all find brides of their own, but love doesn't come softly for the Cullens. AU AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,971 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Sold! by Dormant Blue reviews
AU/AH - Forks High School's Key Club is having there anual Date Auction for Valetine's day! And this year Bella Swan has unwillingly volunteered to be sold. Who will be her highest bidder? Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Personal Heroin by DazzledIn2008 reviews
EPOV. Takes place one week before the wedding in Breaking Dawn. One evening in Bella's bed. What if she wanted Edward to drink her blood? I always thought that would be erotic but never got to see that in any of the books. Rated M for sensuality. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
22 Weeks Later by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Sequel to "Little Pink Envelope" Everything is going perfect for Edward, Bella and Lexie, and with a new baby on the way, family and friends reunited, nothing could possibly go wrong. Right...? All human, canon pairings. T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art Model by dollegirl reviews
Bella needs money. Her friend convinces her to pose nude for an art class. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,206 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 3,322 - Follows: 589 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
Little Pink Envelope by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
One of those typical, Bella/Edward one-night stand and getting pregnant stories, but very original plot! Bella knows Edward's name but he doesn't know hers. What happens when they meet up again five years later? All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,854 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Roommate by Skyloe reviews
Everyone is out of college and ready to live on their own. Too bad for Bella there's no available apartments close to her job. When she runs into a guy from highschool, her luck starts to turn around and she finds something she never expected to find.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,567 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Ego reviews
It's their one year anniversary and Bella decides to give Edward something . . . special that he'll never forget. So in order to make this the best anniversary ever, she decides to put it in the hands of the talent show. Rated M for language and a little sneak peek lemon. Based off the song Ego by Beyonce. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,414 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete