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Joined 07-07-03, id: 414511, Profile Updated: 05-30-12
Author has written 22 stories for X-Files, Stargate: SG-1, and Lone Gunmen.

PRONUNCIATION: kam - PIE - low - bak - ter (Aw hell, call me campy.)

Campylobacter jejuni is a double-flagellate, corkscrew-shaped bacterium that is the most common cause of food poisoning in North America. It is far more common than salmonella, but not usually as fatal. Any and all feedback is acceptable, ESPECIALLY flames. I love verbal abuse. Bring it on.

Spy on my fannish activity via:

- campyspornshack onTwitter
- campylobacter on Tumblr
- campylobacter on LiveJournal
- campylobacter on Dreamwidth
- campyspornshack on DeviantArt

Being an equal-opportunity pervert, I'm proud to be a multi-shipper who'll read het, femslash, manslash, & multiples fanporn.

I love love love:

- Stargate SG-1 (especially Daniel/Vala & Jack/Daniel)
- The X-Files
- The Lone Gunmen
- Stargate Atlantis (McShep FTW!)
- Farscape
- Firefly
- Doctor Who (mostly Classic Who, still trying to catch up on New Who)
- Star Wars
- Star Trek (Nu Trek, STNG, TOS, VOY)
- The Lord of the Rings

I can only archive my "tamer" stories here at this site; most of my fanfic is too pornographic for FFN's Terms of Service. Find ALL my fanfic (including the naughty stuff) on AO3 (Archive of Our Own) -- provided you're mature enough to read it.

My username is "campylobacter" at these archives:

- Wraithbait (Stargate Atlantis fan fiction)
- Heliopolis2 (Stargate adult fiction, het only)
- Gossamer (X-Files fan fiction)
- All Daniel Fic (Stargate fanfiction focused on the character Daniel Jackson)
- Area 52 (Stargate slash archive)

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All Sorted by kooks1859 reviews
After deciding she needs a fresh start, Vala enlists Daniel Jackson's help to end all her previous marriages.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Jesus and Friends by Dandelos reviews
Will Jesus make it out of this abusive Father x Son relationship or will the abuse finally take its toll on him physically and mentally?
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Jesus - Complete
Well, That Was Awkward by MacBedh reviews
The prompt: "Daniel, Sam. Five times they have to pretend to be married and things get really awkward for SG-1." The challenge: find five different ways to invert a classic Stargate trope. Written for the 2011 SG-1 Friendathon on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2011 - S. Carter, D. Jackson - Complete
Exquisite Corpse by Kali Cephirot reviews
Morticia requests for Gomez help to tie her corset........... breath-play, WAFF in the Addams sense of the word. ONE SHOT, FINISHED.
Addams Family - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Gomez A., Morticia A. - Complete
The Backwards Fall by hariboo-smirks reviews
Daniel and Vala. Baal and Quetesh. Everything is always more than it seems. Can be looked as having spoiler of Continuum, crackish!fic or AU. You get to pick. Oneshot.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Smart Is Sexier than I Thought by TraceyI reviews
Scully is forced to go on a date with Frohike.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/30/2005 - D. Scully, Frohike - Complete
Day of Change by orianna-2000 reviews
Scully is getting married... Short piece of romance, where nothing is quite as it seems.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/2/2005 - D. Scully, Frohike - Complete
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Once Upon a Ha'tak reviews
Stargate SG-1 vs the Brothers Grimm version of Beauty & the Beast. For the 2013 SG-1 Friendathon Frenzy on LiveJournal. PROMPT: #29 Daniel and Vala. She first and foremost wanted to be his friend.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2013 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Y U No Pants reviews
Lord Yu's 1st Prime Oshu begins to doubt his lord's godhood. Also, PANTS. (Missing scene relating to 7x02 "Homecoming"; written for the SG-1 Allies Alphabet Soup festival on LiveJournal.)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Ba'al - Complete
The Second First Not Date reviews
Daniel & Vala's Not Date from 'Memento Mori', written on Groundhog Day, time loop style. For the Daniel/Vala Month of Love 2013 at LiveJournal. Spoilers for 10x08 'Memento Mori', 8x18 'Threads' & 'The Ark of Truth'
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
New Life in New Dakara reviews
That feeling you get when you wake up thinking someone you love is gone, but it was just a bad dream. Fluffy babyfic written for the Daniel Vala 2012 Month of Love on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2012 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
N Is for What Do You Call Him? reviews
No one on Cam's team calls him 'sir', but that's their saving grace. Written for Cam Alphabet Soup on 30 January 2012 Gen Fic Day hosted by sg fignewton on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - C. Mitchell, Teal'c - Complete
Counting the Steps Back to Safe reviews
Missing scenes from "Memento Mori": Vala, still reeling from the effects of suddenly remembering too much too soon after 2 weeks of amnesia, mistakes Daniel for something he's not. Written for Nat at the 2011 Daniel/Vala Fruitcake Exchange on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
Ulterior Automotive reviews
5 times a member of SG-1 tried to teach Vala how to drive. Gen dialog drabble written for The Pentangular Gate on LiveJournal.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
SG1 Wins the Lottery reviews
Classic Team LiveJournal comment fic, written for the prompt by medjai trowa: 'Stargate SG-1, Original team, "You're quitting to what?" '
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
X is for XFiles reviews
Missing scene & episode tag to "Memento Mori": Lam clears Vala for active duty, then the Team celebrate at a BBQ joint.
Crossover - X-Files & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Vala - Complete
The Hand Not Holding Beer reviews
What song would Daniel sing on the karaoke machine at Siler's promotion party? Based on the prompt "drunken karaoke" by dannysgirlsg1 at comment fic
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
A Taste of Afternoon Sun reviews
Missing scene prelude to The Ark of Truth : Vala depletes her provisions during SG-1's first day on Dakara. LJ comment fic for dannysgirlsg1 from the prompt "Playing hooky".
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Crucified Toad reviews
10-year-old Scully shows a 12-year-old boy her secret hideout. Who is he, and why is he so mysterious? I challenged myself to write Mulder & Sully meeting as kids, yet preserve future canon. Set on Sunday, 16 June 1974, Father's Day.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete
Drawn Home reviews
Vala summons Daniel with urgent news. Go ahead and flame me for writing something so disgustingly fluffy about Atlantis: Daniel Disneyland.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2010 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
Halloween at Cam's reviews
Drabble where I dress SG-1 in fangrrl squee. SEASON/SPOILERS: post Continuum
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
1993: When Domain Names Were Free reviews
Langly has an irritating habit... and this archive's filters forced me to spell out the "dot" for the domain names!
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
Golden Anniversary reviews
Drabble; Missing scene from Continuum, before Ba'al & Qetesh enter the throne room.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ba'al, Vala - Complete
Celebration in Order reviews
Missing Scene/Epilogue/Episode Tag for "Memento Mori": Crack!fic on how SG-1 celebrates Vala's official membership.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - D. Jackson, Vala - Complete
PariMutuel reviews
A drabble explaining why Vala won't be in the 3rd Stargate movie. I was kinda pissed off at Brad & Co. when I wrote it, so MGM & Sony can take their intellectual property rights and blow me.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Vala, D. Jackson - Complete
My Seester, She Ees Virgeen reviews
Bill Junior does Mardi Gras south of the border.
X-Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/10/2004 - D. Scully - Complete
Napoleon Complex reviews
Frohike makes sweet love to a pastry.
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Frohike, Byers - Complete
Tampons for Men reviews
Kersh shops for tampons.
X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/7/2003 - M. Reyes - Complete
Wedding Fit for a Princess reviews
Scully and Mulder get married.
X-Files - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7/2003 - D. Scully, F. Mulder - Complete