Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, and Fairy Tail.
As you know my pen name is antishock. That is all you need to know about me. Now shoo. I SAID SHOO! STOP READING THIS DAMMIT!
They call me crazy. I tell them I try. They tell me not to try. I ask them not to try what. They tell me not to try to be crazy. I tell them, "I'm not crazy bitch, your crazy for calling me that. I'M FUCKING BATSHIT INSANE!"
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
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If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
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OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a Band-Aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A moment of silence.
How do you draw a circle with the sides? A circle is two dimensional so it is basically impossible. Unless you cut it in half. :P
Has anyone every called you a freak for wanting to learn about guns?
Has anyone every tried to take all of your zombie books away from you because their 'stupid'?
Has anyone every called you a nerd for playing on the internet instead of doing sports?
Well guess what you sport bitches, I am going to be the fucker who survives that damn zombie apocalypse!
If this has happened to you and this is what you think, post it on your profile.
Naruto Story Challenges
Number 1: Peanut Kingdom: Naruto Uzumaki, the sole survivor of the attack on Konoha by the Peanut Kingdom. Basically, in this story, Konoha is attacked and destroyed by the Peanut Kingdom and Naruto was the only survivor. Now Naruto must train to fight the Peanut Warriors. You can make any OC's and or use any person in the manga. This must happen in pre-shippuden right after the Find Tsunade arc.
Rule 1: Naruto must be the most insane fucker possible.
Rule 2; The Peanut Kingdom must exist. It doesn't matter how strong you make them, or how much Peanut Warriors there are, it must be there.
Rule 3: Naruto must be trained by a person of your choice, be it OC, or a real person.
Rule 4: Naruto must defeat the Peanut Kingdom.
Rule 5: Naruto must defeat the Peanut Kingdom's ally, the Akatsuki.
Rule 6: Romance is not preferred, but if you must, do it.
Rule 7: No bringing people back to life. You can make it so Naruto can see their souls if you want, but no reviving from the dead unless they are turned into flesh eating zombies.
Rule 8: Naruto cannot be god-like, only high kage-level by the time he attacks the Peanut Kingdom.
Rule 9: Naruto is the only survivor of the attack. No secret people that survived that attack on Konoha popping up.
Rule 10: Sasuke must die in the attack on Konoha (He hasn't gone to Orochimaru.)
Rule 11: Naruto must recreate the Hidden Village in the Leaves.
Rule 12: Naruto must become allies with the Waffle Kingdom.
Rule 13: It is preferred that Naruto doesn't fight the Peanut Kingdom alone.
Rule 14: Bash the Peanut Kingdom!
Number 2: Sealed Blades
In this challenge, Naruto has decided to add seals that have blades of any kind on him.
Rule 1: Naruto or Jiraiya must be the ones who put the seals on Naruto.
Rule 2: The seals must be able to move around Naruto's body, thus, letting a blade pop up from anywhere.
Rule 3: This must be done in the One Month of Training which is the month in between the Second Exam and the Third.
Rule 4: Make Naruto fucking badass. You can disregard everything else, including the sealed blades, just please make Naruto BAMF!
How to write a good story:
1. Learn proper grammar. People out there are Grammar Nazis and they will yell at you for making an itty bitty mistake.
2. Plan the main idea of the story. In order to make a story, you need to have a good idea of what it is going to be about first.
3. Decide how many chapters there are going to be, if there is going to be a sequel, a prequel, or whatever else you can think of.
4. Write a basic outline of each chapter. Each chapter should have at least nine paragraphs showing important actions. Don't take time to detail them. It is an outline, not the story itself. No dialogue should be used in these. Try to get the idea across without dialogue in the outline. Not only will this make the outline easier to understand, since you won't have people yelling everywhere, but it will also increase your writing skills since you will be able to tell people something without having to say it out loud.
5. Using the outline of your chapters, add details to it, therefore extending the chapter. Add dialogue or other Literary Elements to it. Make sure your characters seem real. Have other people read it since one's own opinion to themselves, no matter who they are, is biased.
6a. Make sure you have an update schedule so it's easier to manage chapters. Give yourself at least three days in between each update in order to not stress yourself out which creates a higher chance of writer's block.
6b. Never post your first chapter as soon as you finish it. At least write three chapters first before posting the first chapter. The work on your fourth one. Once your update schedule is on "UPDATE DAY", update your story with the second chapter. By using this method, if you are ever sick or something, you won't fall behind if you missed two Update Days since you already have two chapters ready just in case.
6c. This is the most important rule of them all. Don't give up. Don't abandon your story. It doesn't matter if lots of people out there hate it. There are a few special few out there who love it. Don't let them down. It doesn't matter who criticizes you, flames you, just don't back down. Fight back. Never bow to the whims of others. If they criticize you and then tell you what you should add into your story to make it better, tell them this, with these exact words.
It's your story so don't listen to the haters, and also, never bow down to the lovers either. It's your story, not any of theirs.
Now, I want you to practice what I told you to say. Say it. Say, "Fuck you."
If you didn't say it, good job, you didn't bow down to my whims. If you did say it, I'm disappointed in you. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.
Made by antishock
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