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FAN PLEDGE FOR BIG TIME RUSH!:
To the group of pop,
I pledge that my love will never stop.
They make me laugh, they make me cry,
they are heroes, and there's a million and one reasons why.
I love how cute and dedicated they are,
it's 100% true they are pop stars.
They make my heart melt when they sing,
and also when they strum those guitar strings.
I just want to say Kendall, Carlos, Logan, and James.
I really love you and how you play games.
So I pledge this to BTR, I will be a true fan for these 4 stars!!
1. Who is your favorite Ranger?
2. What would you do if you met your favorite Samurai Ranger?
Um I will pull a Kim.
3. What would your favorite Samurai do if s/he met you?
Um, maybe they would just run into me on their way to a Nighlok attack
4. What music does s/he listen to?
Uhhhh...Idk, I'm not a stalker.
5. Do you have an OC?
Si! I have a million. Some not Power Rangers. But most are.
6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite samurai Ranger/s?
Um pull a Kim and find out they are a ranger.
7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?
Well, all of them are crazy in their own crazy ways!
8. Who is your favorite Nighlok?
9. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing?
dancing with Conner.
10. What would your favorite Ranger and Villain do if they met each other?
Well, they would fight!
11. Who is your least favorite Ranger?
GOD! Um Tommy clone.
12. Who is your least favorite Nighlok?
13. What is your favorite Ranger pairing?
Um. I like guy/guy SO much better then guy/girl. My favorite is Conner/Ethan.
14. Have you ever called a Ranger hot?
15. If you could be a ranger, what would it be of?
Um a purple or aqua ranger
16. What side would you join?
I'm already a good guy!
Are you a 2000's kid? I don't mean kids born in 2007-2010, that doesn't make you a kid who grew up then. So, you may be a 2000's kid if-
You remember life before Internet obsession
You got up around 6:30 in the morning on Saturdays because you wanted the TV Remote to watch Power Rangers (ME!)
You played with toys that you needed IMAGINATION to play with
You remember cartoons like Lilo and Stich, House of Mouse, The Replacements, Recess, or Jimmy Neutron.
You remember shows like Hannah Montana, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Jonas, Power Rangers Ninja Storm, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, and Sonny with a Chance.
You remember movies like High School Musical, Over the Hedge, Alvin and the Chipmunks, or The Polar Express.
Are you an epic fan of Power Rangers? Find out here...
You have watched more than 3 seasons of Power Rangers.
You are still watching, even though you are more that 10 years of age.
You still have the urge to be a Power Ranger for Halloween.
You can name all the main characters, good and bad, and remember the morphing calls and theme song.
If someone told you the episode name from a season you've seen, you can summarize what happened.
If you drew yourself as a ranger in any season.
If you've had a crush on multiple rangers.
10 Ways to Know You Spend WAY Too Much Time at the Dojo:
1) You find yourself bowing every time you enter/exit the library.
2) You continuously point out what the actors are doing wrong in action movies.
3) You call your school teacher "Sensei" at least once a month.
4) You can turn a feather into a lethal weapon.
5) You go shopping and can't find any jeans that are baggy enough to fit comfortably.
6) You can watch somebody dance and know exactly how to use the moves to snap someone's neck.
7) You can trace your martial art style from students to masters all the way back to when Caveman Og pushed Caveman Guh and Guh fell down.
8) You know a way to make looks kill.
9) You consciously have to remind yourself not to dislocate your Uncle Joe's shoulder whenever he gives you a bear hug.
10) You smile and everyone in the room tries to figure out who is about to lose an arm.
My Life If Average
"Today, I was sitting in my biology class when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused. MLIA "
"Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life. MLIA "
"Today, I realized that the two main characters in the Veggie Tales, the tomato and the cucumber, are actually fruits. Now I don't know what to believe. MLIA "
"Today, while my bio teacher was lecturing, his phone went off. He looked at it, then out the window, gasped, said, "Hold that thought," and ran out of the room. He came back two minutes later holding an ice cream sandwich, and said, "Sorry, the ice cream truck was here." This year may be better than I thought it would. MLIA. "
Today, I was bored so I called a random number. A guy answered and was silent, then he said "You have reached the Oreo Company. To receive free Oreos, press one. I'm sorry that offer has ended." I then roared into the phone. He then answered with "NO I WILL NOT BATHE YOUR WHALE!" Then hung up. I want to find this guy, and marry him. MLIA
Today, a boy at school was wearing a red sweatshirt with a giant smiley face on the front. Someone went up to him and started to make fun of his sweatshirt, and without a word he pulled it off, turned it inside out, and put it back on. There was a frowny face on the other side. MLIA
As one of my friends was looking through my purse while on the school bus, she found a bunch of weird stuff like a bib from burger king, a pack of ramen, etc. Everyone then started to ridicule me and my strange purse. The girl sitting next to me quietly tapped me on the shoulder, then pulled something out of her bag. It was a potato. MLIA.
Today, we were taking a math test when someone's cell phone rang. It was dead silent as we heard, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was. It was my teacher's. My teacher is a man. MLIA
Today, I decided to answer the phone with a Russian accent. My dad, who was on the other line, paused and started to get confused. Thinking that he had the wrong number, and not wanting to admit it, he tried to sell me car insurance. Instead of hanging up like most people would when a telemarketer called, I kept him talking. He BS'd for a full 7 minutes before putting me "on hold". When he called the second time, I answered with a British accent, just to see if it would happen again. It did. He offered me a snuggie. MLIA.
Today, someone at my high school wrote next to a man-hole, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Open House, 7 to 9 PM". I plan on attending. MLIA
Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what we was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper. MLIA
Today, for homecoming week, it was camo day. Everyone else in the school dressed up in camoflauge, but I dressed up as a locker. I won today's award for best dressed. MLIA.
Today, I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth when my brother tumbled out of the cupboard, shouted "I've found Narnia!" and threw a bunch of pine-cones and fake snow in my face. I'm not sure if I'm more impressed that he used props or that he stayed holed up in that cupboard, waiting for someone, for at least 45 minutes. MLIA
Today I was sitting in computer class when a boy sat down beside me wearing glasses. This was a change for him, and thus I commented, "I didn't know you wore glasses". He then pulled his shirt open to reveal a fake superman body and whispered "Shhh". MLIA
Today I asked my three year old cousin what she is gonna be when she grows up, with out missing a beat she shouts "OLDER!" I wish I was that smart when I was her age. MLIA
Today, I searched "Evil Disney Wallpaper" on google images. The second result was the cast of High School Musical. It's good to know that google recognizes this. MLIA
Today, I was wearing my 'this is how I roll' t-shirt. I guy walking past me read it. He said "Oh yeah? This is how I roll." He then tucked and rolled and continued walking. I love high school. MLIA
Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing store that said, "shoot the family, hang the kids, frame the wife." Photo framers have a dark sense of humor. MLIA.
Today I was sitting on the quad reading. Suddenly, a guy walks past me, without looking at me, and says "duh nuh", like from the Jaws theme. This happened a few more times and then stopped for a little while, so I went back to my reading. Out of nowhere, a guy in a shark suit tackled me to the ground and then ran off. By the time I collected myself and sat up, nobody involved in the affair was in sight. I picked the right high school. MLIA.
Today, I was walking down the hallway at school when the band started playing the Darth Vader theme song. I was totally alone in the hallway. I've never felt so evil. MLIA
Today, I came home to my mom scowling, my dad smirking, and my little sister grinning. Apparently, my sister got into a fight with a fellow 5th grader, saying that the Beatles pwned the Jonas Brothers. My sister and the girl argued until my sister tackled her while yelling, "I am the walrus! Goo goo g'joob!" I have never before felt like such a positive influence to my siblings. MLIA
Today, they made an announcement over the intercom right before lunch. The exact words: "If you accidentally stole a doorknob, please return it to the office. Thank you." I'm still trying to figure out how you accidentally steal a doorknob. MLIA
Today my friend had missed the bus to school, first I laughed at him but when he got dropped off by the mail truck, I was so jealous. MLIA
Today, I went to take a small, white, round vitamin in class after lunch. I noticed the freshman next to me was cautiously staring. I proceeded to twitch violently the rest of class. She looked absolutely horrified of high school when the bell rang. MLIA
Today, I opened up my dorm room door after hearing a knock. I was then "shot" at by two guys using the gun app on their iPhones. They proceeded to run down the hall shouting "Go go go!" and doing somersaults and zigzags. MLIA
Today, I was sitting in my Economy class. I was bored out of my mind until I looked over and saw a guy in my class had randomly pulled a giraffe finger puppet out of his bag. He saw me looking and proceeded to perform an entire show for me. Getting kicked out of class for laughing so hard was entirely worth it. MLIA.
Today, after two weeks of high school, I decided to stop using my fake British accent, all of my peers are confused as to what happened. MLIA
Today, I saw a kid that looked like Jacob Black from Twilight. I told him this and he said, "Yeah. I've heard that before. But I bet Jacob can't do this." and he began to break dance. Then, he walked away. He's probably my new favorite stranger. MLIA
Today, I checked the time on my iTouch and it was 11:11. I wished that it would always be 11:11 so that I could make as many wishes as I wanted. Then my iPod froze. My wish came true. Thank you, 11:11. MLIA.
Today, I yelled at my computer for being extremely slow. It froze and I smacked the screen. My teacher then walks up and caresses it and says, 'It's ok little guy. She didn't mean it.' The computer then worked better than it ever has. I am now convinced my teacher is the computer whisperer. MLIA
This past weekend I was at a church service that was themed for younger children. When the preacher asked some of the younger kids what they thought God looked like, a little girl raised her hand and confidently said "Morgan Freeman." I wanted to kidnap her and raise her as my sister. MLIA
Today, I was supposed to teach 6th graders about what it really means to be cool. They were supposed to write words that they thought signified "coolness" on the board. One girl put beef jerky and Superman. I don't think she needed me to teach her anything. MLIA
The other day, a huge cluster of people were crowded around a table in our lunch room. I ran over to see what I presumed to be a fight. It turned out to be the Japanese foreign exchange student peeling a banana with his feet. It was SO much better than a fight. MLIA.
Today in speech class we had to give a speech about our role model. The teacher proceded to shoot us with a nerf gun everytime we said um, ah, ect. Best teacher ever. MLIA
Today, I decided that I'm going to dress up as Kanye West for Halloween and my friend is going to dress as Taylor Swift. When my friend says Trick-or-Treat, I'm going to interrupt her and take her Candy saying how much Beyonce deserves this candy. MLIA
Today I was bored so I called a random number and pretended to be from Pizza Hut. A guy picked up and when I asked him what he wanted, he proceeded to mention about 20 different items from the menu with loads of adjustments. At the end I told him I was kidding. He just said "I know. I'm just as bored as you." MLIA
Today, due to recent incidents, my school added a new "no lightsaber duels on school grounds" rule to the student handbook. While in english class a neighboring teacher randomly burst into my class and began dueling with my teacher using lightsabers. When they got yelled at by the principal they claimed there was nothing against it in the teacher handbook. Teachers-1 Principals-0. MLIA
Today I married a supermodel. Our house is huge and has a pool surrounding it. All the other Sims are jealous. MLIA.
"Today, I was trying to decide if I thought chorus was going to be any fun this year. When I walked into class, my teacher was wearing a unicorn costume. Decision made. MLIA. "
"Today it was my birthday so my family bought me a rainbow llama pinata. It was love at first sight. I couldn't smash it, but I wanted the candy, so I performed a c-section on it. He now lives on my windowsill. MLIA. "
"Today, there was a new guy in my class called A.J. Ninami. He seemed like just another student. Then I read his name backwards. Guess who I'm asking out to Homecoming? MLIA "
"My grandma has been in the hospital all this week. Today when I got home from school I got a call that said they'd lost her. She called me five minutes later from her house telling me about the awesome escape. Coolest. Grandma. Ever. MLIA "
"Today in Latin class I found out that the Latin word for "spy" is "exploradora". I am now very suspicious of Dora the Explorer. MLIA "
"Today, some kids were playing on a sand volleyball court. They didn't have a ball, so they played with an imaginary one. I was turning to talk to my friend when suddenly, he jumped up and ran over to the court. He proceeded to steal their imaginary ball and punt it as hard as he could. The kids got mad and decided to go look for a new ball. Now I remember why he is my best friend. MLIA
Today we were reading Romeo and Juliet in English, and my teacher was going over a passage where Romeo compliments Juliet in a really romantic way. An annoying kid was talking really loudly and disrupting the class, so the teacher turned to him and said, "This is why Romeo gets some, and you don't." MLIA
Today, I went to the mall with my friend. Just to see what would happen, we held hands and looked at each other as if we were in love (we are both girls). As we are walking, we were getting dirty looks from old couples, confused looks from kids, and disapproving looks from middle aged people. We then walked past these two older men in business suits, holding hands. We didn't think much of it, but then one of the men walks up to us with a huge smile on his face and says "we aren't gay either" and walks away. I know the type of man I want to marry one day. MLIA
Today, my school had a shooting threat. When everyones parents came to get them, they all started telling their kids how much they loved them. My dad- "Never piss off the weird kids. They can't take a joke." Thanks for the valuable life lesson Dad. MLIA
Today, I felt like wearing an eye patch around town for no reason. A kid came up to me and asked me why I was wearing an eye patch. I told him my mom told me not to run with scissors. The look on his face was priceless. MLIA
Today, I realized that I forgot to lock my car in the morning. After school I went out to the parking lot to find that every car had a lollipop taped to the door. My car was filled with them. I win. MLIA
Today, we were watching a weird movie about minotaurs in Latin class. At the end, our teacher merely states, "And THAT'S why you don't have sex with animals." MLIA
Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that "God made everything." My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, "I don't think so, a lot of stuff is made in China." Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA
Today in my biology class, our teacher asked us how many of us knew how we were made. This one kid raised his hand and simply said "broken condom." MLIA
Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, "Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball?" He then replied, "No ma'am, police officers don't have balls". MLIA
Today, I was checking the artwork that my fourth-graders were doing in class (I work in a primary school). I came to one girl, who immediately covered up her work. I asked her what she was drawing, and she said God. I then told her that nobody knew what God looked like. Her response? "They will in a minute." MLIA
Today, the National Mustard Museum in my town was vandalized. With ketchup. MLIA.
Today, I ran out of both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time. I've been waiting years for that to happen. MLIA.
Today, I found out that the name of the cruise ship I am going on in a few weeks is "The Pearl". It's a caribbean cruise. I feel like a pirate. MLIA.
Today, I realized that lol'd, the past tense of lol, is inaccurate. That would mean laugh out louded. L'dol, however awkward, would be correct. MLIA
Earlier today, my "7" key wasn't working while I was IMing someone. To overcome this, I started typing out "the number between 6 and 8", but then I realized I could just type out "seven". MLIA.
Today, while finishing up some yogurt, I began scraping the bottom of the container even though there was nothing left. I still continued scraping for 10 minutes in hopes of getting a little drop. MLIA.
Today, while bowling, I got a gutter ball. While the bumpers were up. That takes talent. MLIA.
Today, I was talking to someone through Facebook. I began to type something, when I noticed that they were typing, and I deleted what I had written. Then I noticed that they had stopped typing, too. I felt awkward. MLIA.
Today, I tried to blow a leaf off of my windshield...from the inside of my car. MLIA
Today, I found out that there is actually a strategy to Minesweeper that does not consist on clicking on random squares and crossing your fingers. MLIA.
Today, my little sister pointed out to me that the tooth fairy teaches little kids to sell their body parts for money. MLIA.
Today, my sister asked when the 10 o'clock news was on. MLIA
Today, we got a huge new TV. My brother and I were more excited about the box than the TV. MLIA
Today, I discovered that my big flannel I bought at a thrift store has a label that says, "MADE ON EARTH BY HUMANS." Thank you for the clarification, humans who made this. MLIA
Today, my sister told me that "Dating a Stephen/Steven is the cool thing to do." Her boyfriends name isn't Steven... Neither is mine... MLIA.
Today I had a staring contest with my cat. He blinked, I laughed, he hit me with his paw. MLIA
Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ninjas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.
Today I taped eyes on the top of my trash can. Now my 2 year old daughter enjoys feeding trash to it, complete with "Nom, nom, nom" sounds. MLIA.
Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore. MLIA
Today, I was in an awkward situation so I pulled out a twix bar and proceeded to loudly chew it. It just made the situation more awkward. MLIA
Today, I mentioned to my co-worker that none of the English teachers at my school are having kids, but that three of the math teachers are pregnant. She responded, "I hear they're better at multiplying." MLIA.
Today, my keyboarding teacher gave us a stern lecture on making mistakes and typos and how we need to slow down. After school, I went online to check my grades and found out that I have 149 in her class. Because of a typo. MLIA.
Real Name: Aqua
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Aquizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Aqua Crane
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Corel Carol
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Dovhalger
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Gold Coke
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Qrouier
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Sweetie
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit): Death Grape
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory): Sliver Hook
Non Animorph fans think abandened construction sites are scary
Animorph fans will walk right in, and shout "ELFANGOR YOU KNOW YOU'RE HERE!"
Non Animorph fans pet their pets.
Animorph fans try to aquire their pet
Non Animorph fans would join The Sharing
Animorph fans would spy on it
Non Animorph fans don't think anything of the blue cube in The Advengers
Animorphs fans think "HEY LOOK IT'S THE ESCFILL DEVICE!!!!"
Non Animorph fans think Animorphs is stupid
Animorph fans will kill people who think it's stupid
Non Animorph fans won't have this on their profile.
Animorph fans must have this on their profile
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