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Joined 07-22-12, id: 4146515, Profile Updated: 04-12-15
Author has written 5 stories for Dragon Age, Supernatural, Harry Potter, and Frozen.

BIGGEST INSPIRATION FOR WRITING:

Dragon Age mostly, but I do have things I'm gradually putting together for other fandoms (The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, Mass Effect, Supernatural, etc.) I have ideas for headcanons, but can't find the time to write them.

My Dragon Age stories have been written with the Wardens and Hawkes I've created. I love to write about my City Elf in particular, Wren Tabris, and her background.

Other fics can be expected, but for the moment my mind has been set on writing Bioware stuff.

MUSICAL INSPIRATION:

30 Seconds to Mars, Florence The Machine, Dead Letter Circus, Muse, Bastille, Hurts, Trading Yesterday, Sara Bareilles, Imagine Dragons, The Frey, and Snow Patrol

AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/users/MamaWardentotheRescue/profile

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Dearest Father by FenZev reviews
Hawke struggles to discover herself, her strength, and her place in Kirkwall through letters she writes to her father Malcolm. Conflicted with being a mage while believing in the Maker, she finds comfort in the company of Sebastian, a brother of the Chantry with his own inner turmoil. A playthrough story of DA2 with some AU elements. Currently in Act 3.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 137,248 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Sebastian V., Hawke (F)] Malcolm H.
The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 220: Goddess of Nature & Goddess of Trolls. The Smashers are back to world-hopping business again, and this time they start to wonder if bad luck dislikes them all for dropping them off at the cheerful angel's world. To their collective dismay, they must now endure long trials set up in a war between deities, especially a certain anti-human psychopath Goddess of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 220 - Words: 4,024,038 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/4/2008 - OC, Pit, Lucario, Palutena
Witches Be Bitches by Nova the Hybrid Minion reviews
Witches, man. They be throwin' Winchesters into china cabinets, mojoing their guns, and – turning them into cats? Apparently so, as Dean is about to find out. Cats, Hunters, and Angels; this story goes further with each word, thanks to those damn witches. (I have decided to finish this story, much gratitude to those who stayed)
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,670 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 2/1/2013 - [Dean W., Castiel] Sam W., Gabriel
Invisible by FenZev reviews
Orana's perspective of the nights Fenris comes to visit Hawke. DAFFW challenge for June to choose a well-known, popular scene in DA and tell it from the perspective of a character who is present, but not the main character.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)] Orana - Complete
Disney Age by Kashamuffin reviews
If you're looking for a literary masterpiece, it's not here. But, if you're looking for random Disney scenes done with the Dragon Age characters, look no further!
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,186 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Hawke (M)
I Hear the Voice of Rage and Ruin by Mosva reviews
An elf embarks on an adventure that will change her life in more ways than she thought possible.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,137 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - OC
The Witch and the Warden by Theevenger reviews
When Morrigan leaves at the end of the game, there is no closure. What does that do to them? I had to finish their story it so that they got a better ending. Witch Hunt did not do that justice. This story is about them falling in love, losing each other, and what that does to both of them. If you ever romanced Morrigan, you should read this.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 89,540 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Morrigan, Cousland
And When I'm the Champion, Will You Still Be Here? by Crukix reviews
One moment was all it took for the ogre to crush the life out of Leandra Hawke. And in that moment, the lives of Kirkwall and its Champion were forever changed.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,649 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Isabela, Hawke (M), Carver H., Bethany H.
Heart of Stone by KatDancer2 reviews
Risa Aeducan, former princess of Orzammar, has a job to do. And she'll use whatever means are necessary to get it done. When she spared Loghain in the name of honor and conscripted him, she found she'd lost - and gained - more than she imagined possible. (Follows the Warden through Origins and Awakening.)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,574 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Aeducan, Loghain M. T. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Dasque reviews
A full Origins novel. The game story of Elissa and Alistair from the "Here Without You" universe.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,470 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Cousland, Alistair
Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before? by KatDancer2 reviews
Solona Amell was the Hero of Ferelden, Warden-Commander of the Grey in Ferelden, Arlesa of Amaranthine... and it meant nothing more than trying to rebuild her life from scratch... again. (Follows Solona Amell through Awakening.)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 81,569 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Amell, Anders
Melt Me by Ezzaria26 reviews
"It's just... I'm Jack Frost." Tooth laughed as if that was a funny thing for him to say. "So what, you won't ever have love, Jack?" He had no answer for that. "Exactly. She's out there somewhere Jack, and when she comes... let her keep you warm. Okay?"
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,829 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Jack Frost
History by mandymc reviews
4 years after the battle with the Arch Demon. Kali survived the Ultimate battle with the Demon but not by her choice. Now after 4 years of hiding she will finally see the man who betrayed her. King Alistair and the Hero of Ferelden.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,018 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
An Intermission In Life by Emily Storey reviews
Post Reichenbach Falls. Sherlock goes back to Baker Street to give John a final note. "But think of it as an intermission my dear Watson, a short intermission before the play rolls on again" slight John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All of Me by faynyx reviews
The journey of a city elf who became the Hero of Ferelden and the man who stole her heart. Honor and duty had ruled her life becoming a Grey Warden and the world outside the alienage taught her so much more about herself than she ever could have known. Picture by Isriana from DeviantArt
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Alistair, Tabris
The Story of Annie and Finnick by LRoseC reviews
The entire journey of Annie and Finnick, starting the day that Finnick is reaped for the 65th Hunger Games to the aftermath of the revolution. True to books. Happy (albeit bittersweet) ending that doesn't have to do with the son (entirely).
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 218,162 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Finnick O., Annie C., Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Break for Freedom by FenZev reviews
Hawke betrays Isabela's trust and turns her over to the Arishok for stealing the Tome of Koslun. This is what happens after. One-shot, mild nudity and violence.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Isabela, Arishok - Complete
The Lioness and the Wolf by FenZev reviews
Hawke and Fenris travel to Tevinter in search of Danarius, but instead they find another lyrium branded slave. In time they will discover she is much more than Danarius' latest pet. Can her and Fenris find peace with their past? And who is really responsible for the troubles in Kirkwall? A very alternate DA2 Act 3. F!Hawke/Fenris/OC/Anders. Origin/Awakening/Legacy cameos. Complete.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,810 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - [Anders, OC] [Fenris, Hawke (F)] - Complete
Stupid Cupid (You're A Real Mean Guy) by thejigsawtimess reviews
Dean and Sam encounter a fallen Cupid. He senses a 'profound' love within Dean, and decides to loosen him up a bit. I wonder what would happen if a certain nerd angel were to drop in at this point...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Hello Have You Seen My Goat? by Trishata96 reviews
"See those templars? They're sleeping." "No they're not." "Yes they are." "Prove it." "Fine I will." Why you shouldn't take Anders shopping with you.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Into the West by FenZev reviews
The end of the line for all Wardens; the Calling. Warning: major character death.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Alistair - Complete
A Seekers Love by FenZev reviews
The night before Cassandra heads to Kirkwall to interrogate Varric. What drives a Seeker to search for the truth? Cassandra/Galyan. *SPOILER ALERT*: Dawn of the Seeker.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2012 - [Cassandra P., Regalyan D.] - Complete
Last night of the world by bassgoddess reviews
Hermione/Scabior fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Hermione G., Scabior
Broken by bassgoddess reviews
Hermione/Scabior. Implied rape not Scabior .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,983 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Scabior, Hermione G.
The Road to El DoCircle by Kashamuffin reviews
So how did the Hawke family avoid the Templars all those years? I'm not sure, but I think it involved following that trail! The trail, that they blazed!
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Hawke (F), Bethany H. - Complete
Got A Minute? by Princess Cheesecake reviews
Garrus, Shepard, and some awkward conversations.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Not So Silent Nights by MegWithAMouth reviews
Hawke and Isabela return to Kirkwall to celebrate Feast Day with their friends. Of course, nothing is ever that simple when it comes to the Champion and his merry band of misfits. Sequel to The Call of Destiny.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hawke (M), Isabela
The Call of Destiny by MegWithAMouth reviews
As Hawke and Isabela take to the seas after the events of Dragon Age 2, an unforeseen danger soon crosses their path, forcing Isabela to choose between her life and her love, while Hawke must decide how far he's willing to go to save her.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,208 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Hawke (M), Isabela
Merrill is a cat by Ranger24 reviews
Set in act 3 post Legacy. Merrill tries out shape shifting but gets stuck in the form of a cat. Enjoy. Sexual terminology used. One-shot. Mage M!Hawke/Merrill.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Merrill - Complete
The Finer Points of Dwarven Cuisine by Jade Sabre reviews
Morrigan disapproves of the Warden's table manners. For the Seven Deadly Sins of Morrigan, "Gluttony."
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Morrigan, Brosca - Complete
The World Is Not Enough by Max Alleyne reviews
Finnick and Annie's wedding night. Finnick/Annie
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Five Times Alistair Wasn't Kissed by Jade Sabre reviews
Despite being ruggedly handsome, Alistair sometimes has a problem with following through with the ladies. Installments vary from humor to angst and a little bit of everything in between.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,079 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Alistair - Complete
Alistair's Rose by lyricangell reviews
The blight is over and Alistair is Fereldon's new king. Against his own wishes, he made the decision to end things with her. Now, nearly three years later, he must deal with the fact that she has moved on...
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,596 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 192 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Vertigo by Volt reviews
Garrus and Shepard spend a quiet evening together with paints, as Shepard thinks about vertigo. Garrus/Shepard, Spoilers for Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 9,764 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
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Runaways reviews
Hawke has seen to the safety of the Hero's daughter, but more trouble arises and she knows staying with her misfit family isn't an option. To keep them safe, Hawke and Anders flee from their friends, hoping that danger would follow the most wanted mages in Thedas. And it does. (A small spin off of 'Always' with our old friend, Alena Hawke)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/6 - Anders, Hawke (F)
Cruel Dreams Are Made of These
...And ansgty eggs apparently. A quick fic about Solas and my second Inquisitor, Ayala. I hate this stupid bald wolf, and yet I love him too. So, I though I might as well join the group of egg lovers.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12 - Solas, Lavellan
Always reviews
Nine years has passed since Ferelden last saw their Hero. Her oath to never return home is broken when threats are made towards King Alistair. However, her return brings pain from her past and present, resulting in painful loss. This is the tale of a Hero, a King, and a little thing called Hope. (DAII and DA:I appearances)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 59,908 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Alistair, Tabris - Complete
Do You Wanna' Build a Snowman, Percy? reviews
A Frozen inspired short that will bring back those Potter feels that you thought were over and locked in a dark cupboard like a boggart.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Frozen - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2014 - George W., Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
A Whole New Weird reviews
What happens when an archangel who doesn't have cable, finds his favourite angel brother and his hunter "boyfriend" alone in a car? He brings some Disney magic of course!
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete