Author has written 15 stories for Touhou Project, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Mikado, A Christmas Carol, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Once Upon a Mattress.
GreatMountainTengu here. I love writing(duh, why would I have an account here if I didn't), and most people with constructive criticism say my writing is rather decent. Sadly, some of my ideas aren't very original, as I am quite narrow-minded. T_T
Anyways, I am Canadian and living the United States. I hope to someday return to the land of the maple leaf to continue my education. I'm quite interested in Asian language and culture, particularly Japanese, and as such I like anime as well. My favourites include Hetalia, Azumanga Daioh, Black Rock Shooter, and Death Note. I am currently obsessed with the Kirby franchise, and my favourite character is definitely Meta Knight. I also like the Touhou games and the fanmade Touhou anime called Memories of Phantasm. I know it's weird for girls to like Touhou, but I'm kind of a tom-boy, so yeah...
On a further note, please don't give me any crap about my Canadian heritage. I don't drink maple syrup, and I don't know anyone--Canadian or not--who would. We don't all smoke pot. I know that some pot comes from Canada, but no one I know smokes it. We don't club seals. I think I can safely say that no Canadian with a sober mind would club a seal; they'd know full well that they'd get sued for animal abuse. Not all of us are obsessed with beavers and hockey. I personally think beavers are kind of cool and hockey is great, but not all Canadians would agree on this. Not all of us are French. My boyfriend is French-Canadian, but I'm not. A lot of us do speak French, though. Canada is not cold year-round. It is in the winter, though. But not in all places. The province I'm from, Nova Scotia, doesn't get too much snow these days. I don't think Prince Edward Island does, either. And here's the one that irks me most of all: "eh" IS NOT PART OF OUR REGULAR VOCABULARY!!! Just because the idiot Mackenzie brothers drop it into every sentence doesn't mean we all do. As a matter of fact, Americans say "eh" more than we do. I've honestly never enjoyed a "Great White North" show, I only laugh at Bob and Doug because of how stupid they both make themselves look. Thank you, I hope you understand that the stereotypes put on Canadians are warped, and that you won't be so quick to judge us next time.
Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.
If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.
If you have a weird/insane friend/brother (especially the psychotic ones) and you love his/her weirdness/insanity, copy and paste this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (J-rock or nothin', I say.)
Some people believe some of these things, but I think its ridiculous. Copy and paste if you dislike stereotypes!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think or know that Sword and Blade are perfect for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.
Kirby pairings I support:
Kirby x Ribbon (CrystalShipping or ShardShipping)
Kirby x ChuChu (PinkShipping)
Kirby x Gooey (DreamLand3Shipping)
Kirby x Prince Fluff (EpicYarnShipping)
Kirby x Shadow Kirby (ShadowShipping)
Kirby x Magolor (ReturnToDreamlandShipping)
Marx x Magolor (TraitorShipping)
Marx x Grill x Magolor (MagicShipping)
King Dedede x Bandana Dee (ServantShipping)
King Dedede x Adeleine (64Shipping)
King Dedede x Fairy Queen (RoyalShipping)
King Dedede x Fumu/Tiff (KidnapShipping)
King Dedede x Meta Knight (SameThemeShipping, one of my favourites)
Meta Knight x Sword Knight x Blade Knight (KnightShipping)
Meta Knight x Dark Meta Knight (DarkShipping)
Meta Knight x Adeleine (ShyShipping)
Meta Knight x Kirby (WarriorShipping)
Dark Meta Knight x Shadow Kirby (MirrorShipping)
Daroach x Spinni (SqueakShipping)
Yin-Yarn x Drawcia (ArtShipping)
Yin-Yarn x Prince Fluff (O.o) (YarnShipping)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I hang out with GAYS, so i MUST be gay too.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm WHITE and have Asian friends so I MUST think I'm Asian.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you despise stereotypes.
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