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Author has written 15 stories for Touhou Project, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Kingdom Hearts, Kirby, Mikado, A Christmas Carol, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Once Upon a Mattress.


GreatMountainTengu here. I love writing(duh, why would I have an account here if I didn't), and most people with constructive criticism say my writing is rather decent. Sadly, some of my ideas aren't very original, as I am quite narrow-minded. T_T

Anyways, I am Canadian and living the United States. I hope to someday return to the land of the maple leaf to continue my education. I'm quite interested in Asian language and culture, particularly Japanese, and as such I like anime as well. My favourites include Hetalia, Azumanga Daioh, Black Rock Shooter, and Death Note. I am currently obsessed with the Kirby franchise, and my favourite character is definitely Meta Knight. I also like the Touhou games and the fanmade Touhou anime called Memories of Phantasm. I know it's weird for girls to like Touhou, but I'm kind of a tom-boy, so yeah...

On a further note, please don't give me any crap about my Canadian heritage. I don't drink maple syrup, and I don't know anyone--Canadian or not--who would. We don't all smoke pot. I know that some pot comes from Canada, but no one I know smokes it. We don't club seals. I think I can safely say that no Canadian with a sober mind would club a seal; they'd know full well that they'd get sued for animal abuse. Not all of us are obsessed with beavers and hockey. I personally think beavers are kind of cool and hockey is great, but not all Canadians would agree on this. Not all of us are French. My boyfriend is French-Canadian, but I'm not. A lot of us do speak French, though. Canada is not cold year-round. It is in the winter, though. But not in all places. The province I'm from, Nova Scotia, doesn't get too much snow these days. I don't think Prince Edward Island does, either. And here's the one that irks me most of all: "eh" IS NOT PART OF OUR REGULAR VOCABULARY!!! Just because the idiot Mackenzie brothers drop it into every sentence doesn't mean we all do. As a matter of fact, Americans say "eh" more than we do. I've honestly never enjoyed a "Great White North" show, I only laugh at Bob and Doug because of how stupid they both make themselves look. Thank you, I hope you understand that the stereotypes put on Canadians are warped, and that you won't be so quick to judge us next time.

Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have a weird/insane friend/brother (especially the psychotic ones) and you love his/her weirdness/insanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (J-rock or nothin', I say.)

Some people believe some of these things, but I think its ridiculous. Copy and paste if you dislike stereotypes!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile


If you think or know that Sword and Blade are perfect for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

Kirby pairings I support:

Kirby x Ribbon (CrystalShipping or ShardShipping)

Kirby x ChuChu (PinkShipping)

Kirby x Gooey (DreamLand3Shipping)

Kirby x Prince Fluff (EpicYarnShipping)

Kirby x Shadow Kirby (ShadowShipping)

Kirby x Magolor (ReturnToDreamlandShipping)

Marx x Magolor (TraitorShipping)

Marx x Grill x Magolor (MagicShipping)

King Dedede x Bandana Dee (ServantShipping)

King Dedede x Adeleine (64Shipping)

King Dedede x Fairy Queen (RoyalShipping)

King Dedede x Fumu/Tiff (KidnapShipping)

King Dedede x Meta Knight (SameThemeShipping, one of my favourites)

Meta Knight x Sword Knight x Blade Knight (KnightShipping)

Meta Knight x Dark Meta Knight (DarkShipping)

Meta Knight x Adeleine (ShyShipping)

Meta Knight x Kirby (WarriorShipping)

Dark Meta Knight x Shadow Kirby (MirrorShipping)

Daroach x Spinni (SqueakShipping)

Yin-Yarn x Drawcia (ArtShipping)

Yin-Yarn x Prince Fluff (O.o) (YarnShipping)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so i MUST be gay too.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm WHITE and have Asian friends so I MUST think I'm Asian.


I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.


I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you despise stereotypes.

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When I First Saw Her by RC2012 reviews
I give Devon a girlfriend. Alternate universe where he and Cornwall stay separated.
Quest for Camelot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30 - Devon - Complete
A Gift for the Queen by erinioannucci
Queen Tuya's Birthday is coming up, and her handmaidens want Hotep and Huy to help them make a special gift. But when the two priests refuse to help, the maids decide to use a little persuasion! Will Hotep and Huy stay strong or will they give in and agree to the maids' request?
Prince of Egypt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9 - Hotep, Huy - Complete
A Time to Laugh by erinioannucci reviews
This story takes place back when Moses and Rameses were still the best of friends, causing their usual mischief. Moses is bored, but soon he and Rameses find a perfect way to amuse themselves. At the expense of Hotep and Huy, of course.
Prince of Egypt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3 - Moses, Rameses, Hotep, Huy - Complete
Supreme Dawn by JackieStarSister reviews
Six years after Scrooge turned his life around, he can feel his life ebbing on Christmas Eve. He wants to have a final word with the three people closest to him. Later, they read his final testament and are astonished by the story it contains. Rated K for peaceful character death.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Mr. Scrooge, Tiny Tim, Bob Cratchet - Complete
Scrooge and Marley by aptasi reviews
Might have turned to happiness.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Mr. Scrooge, Jacob Marley - Complete
A Christmas Carol Continuation by geminiangel1964 reviews
An epilogue for my favorite story/book/play/movie...
A Christmas Carol - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2014
Mourning by peanutbutterlovah reviews
We know the story of Romeo and Juliet. But what of those they left behind?
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Complete
When Words Are Not Enough by GrimGrave reviews
"I love you…" Not even those words would do her feelings justice. A short Yomi/Mato and DM/BRS oneshot.
Black★Rock Shooter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2014 - [Yomi T., Mato K.] [Dead Master, Black Rock Shooter] - Complete
Tybalt's Reason by Fox Teen reviews
Tybalt seems to hate the Montagues more than Lord Capulet, Lady Capulet and the other Capulets put together. He reveals a good reason when his cousin Juliet asks him.
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
Loving To Hate by Smart Kira reviews
A poem I wrote after watching How the Grinch Stole Christmas. So tell me what you think and review.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Complete
Benvolio's Eyes Do Not Lie by CagedFreedom reviews
A journal of responses in which Benvolio allows himself to honestly account for his experiences during Shakespeare's 'Romeo and Juliet'. [A school project that I was required to do this past year. I haven't altered it at all since and it has been written to fulfil the critera given. Respectful critism is appreciated as this is my first story on the site!]
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,446 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Benvolio - Complete
Always Hope by Raven Corvus reviews
Society has changed drastically since 1843 causing Future to wonder how many genuinely good people are left. However, an instance will soon change that, making Christmas bearable for him.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Complete
Violent Ends by CelticGames4 reviews
A short series of stories after the end of Romeo and Juliet. Some of the characters get what they deserve- just sayin'.
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013
The Success of Romantic Endeavors by OwlinAMinor reviews
Benvolio thought it would be just a normal night at the tavern, sitting, unnoticed, in a corner and watching Tybalt Capulet command the attention of everyone in a mile radius. He was wrong. So wrong. Christmas present for my friend Kayla. Tybalt/Benvolio. Oneshot. Smut.
Romeo & Juliet - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Tybalt, Benvolio - Complete
PoohBah's Story by royishere reviews
Poor Pooh-Bah... misunderstood by everyone, his only outlet is the pen! Unfortunately, he's not too good of a writer. Short oneshot.
Mikado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Complete
In the White Room by Mirror02Sound reviews
Short story on Miku's views of the life in the asylum. Based on Wide Knowledge of the Late, Madness.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
Different Sources of Warmth by GrimGrave reviews
During the winter, you find it hard to leave the kotatsu. And underneath it, things can happen, intentional or not. Rated M to be safe. A Kagami / Konata story.
Lucky Star - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/8/2011 - [Kagami H., Konata I.] - Complete
A Letter of Business by A Road Unturning reviews
Jacob Marley leaves London for a few weeks, and Scrooge struggles to write a letter to implore his early return.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Ebenezer Scrooge, Jacob Marley
Modern Major Mary Sue by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mary Sues and what makes them tick, set to the famous mile-a-second ditty.
Pirates of Penzance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Dark Woods Circus by Crazy-A-bites reviews
A story to the Vocaloid song Dark Woods Circus. "Come and see him."
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Meiko S., Kaiko S. - Complete
Comfort by MiyokoHikaru reviews
.Oneshot. Meta Knight comforts Fumu under the night sky. I have no idea why I wrote this. Meta Knight x Fumu
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Meta Knight by hoshi-myuu reviews
Fumu had had it up to here with all of the weird things Meta Knight does. She deided to make a hate list, but is it really a HATE list? OneShot, Onesided Meta Knight x Fumu, Fumu's POV.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Fishing by UntappedChaos reviews
Apparently, fish weren't the only things he was fishing for. -Sky Girls, Eika x Togo-
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Complete
Jacob Marley by ScroogeMcDuck reviews
We do not learn much about Jacob Marley from Dickens' story. However, I shall endavour to tell his story as I see it; both his life and afterlife as a condemned spirit.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,947 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
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Once Upon A Mattress Missing Scene reviews
Remember the scene where the Minstrel and the Jester try to get information about the Princess Test from the Wizard? The scene ended with the Wizard accepting the Minstrel's invitation to go drinking, but just how did the Minstrel manage to get the secret out of him? OUaM fanmade scene and song.
Once Upon a Mattress - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/23 - Complete
Won't Have To Wait Very Long, They Say reviews
Sometime after Nanki-Poo and Yum-Yum's marriage, Ko-Ko, knowing that his wards Peep-Bo and Pitti-Sing can't live under his protection much longer, has taken matters into his own hands on how to find suitable husbands for them. The only problem? He hasn't exactly made the best choices in the world as to who they should be. My first time writing a Mikado fic; may contain OOC moments.
Mikado - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,947 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 10/18/2014
My Name Is Spring Trap reviews
A set of lyrics written from Springtrap's point of view, an inside look into the thoughts of yet another vengeful animatronic, showing how he saw the events that led to his deplorable condition. DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN THE ENDING.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/4 - Springtrap - Complete
Five Nights Drunk At Freddy's reviews
A set of lyrics about Five Nights At Freddy's to the tune of Five Nights Drunk. Just something that came out of my brain full of air.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/11 - Complete
Sympathy For Jacob Marley reviews
A poem I wrote for the Christmas season, inspired by one of the most famous works of Mr. Charles Dickens, namely "A Christmas Carol". What can I say? I've always felt bad for Marley. Free verse. Short. Happy Holidays.
A Christmas Carol - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Jacob Marley - Complete
Meta Knight's Tears reviews
A young Meta Knight wakes from unconsciousness and finds himself in a place of ruin like none other. Where is this place, and why can't he find anybody? Gijinka. One-shot.
Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Meta-Knight, Dark Matter - Complete
My Lyrics to C-R-O-W-N-E-D reviews
An unofficial set of lyrics to Magolor Soul's theme. My first attempt at lyrics, so take it easy on me, please!
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Kirby, Meta-Knight, King Dedede, Waddle Dee - Complete
My Boss reviews
Another one-shot. The Squeaks take a break for the holidays, but Spinni is the only one who doesn't seem to be enjoying herself. Daraoch x Spinni, rated for language, minor intimacy, and use of alcohol.
Kirby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Spinni, Daroach] - Complete
My Name reviews
Short. Shadow Kirby decides he needs a new identity.
Kirby - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Kirby, Shadow Kirby - Complete
Goodnight, Ienzo reviews
Even isn't the only one who's having trouble sleeping. One-shot, bonding between Even and Ienzo.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Even, Ienzo - Complete
A Canadian Christmas Carol reviews
It's Christmas, but Quebec is being a jerk to everyone and ditching the festivities, until she is visited by three ghosts...Fic starring my thirteen Hetalia OC's, rated for use of tobacco, alcohol, and minor creepiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Canada
We are Friends of Canada reviews
Ever wonder how Canada deals with thirteen provinces and territories? This fic introduces my OC's, the Canadian provinces and territories. This is a "day-in-the-limeight" type fic, hope you enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Canada, America
How You Know You're Obsessed with Touhou reviews
A few humourous ways you know you're addicted to Touhou. I fervently hope that nobody takes any of this seriously, as this is a mere joke.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/10/2012
Only Half reviews
As a half-youkai, Rinnosuke's always been conflicted, but what will it mean for his old friend? Rinnosuke/Marisa, rated for mild language and light blood injuries.
Touhou Project - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Marisa K., Rinnosuke M. - Complete
Yakumo Family Hot Spring Trip reviews
It's summer in Gensokyo, and the members of the Yakumo household plan to head to a hot spring. Touhou fluff fic, rated for slight nudity and mild Ran-lolicon-ness.
Touhou Project - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Chen, Ran Y. - Complete