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Author has written 10 stories for Mythology, Naruto, Death Note, and Dragon Ball Z.

I am changing so much!! i have a brilliant idea with what to do with my Death Note story, so I am going to discontinue the current one since I am unmotivated. My current poll is unrelated to this topic. The poll question is actually for my own story I've been writing for a while now and I haven't come up with a decent title. Anyways, once I complete my Akatsuki felines story, I will probably introduce my brilliant story idea. Until then! Also, I will be posting about my stories on Twitter, so feel free to follow me @JessicaCoe6.

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book, and if I do dance, I dance solo. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak or a geek either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space or Yahoo, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that doesn't stalk boys because they're cute or are jocks. I am the girl who sings her heart out in public. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, who believes in her dreams, and knows the importance of the little things.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

Knowledge is power, power is the root of all evil. Therefore, study to be evil.

There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, it’s when they start to talk back that you need to worry.

Whoever said that words never hurt obviously has never got hit by a dictionary.

You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never have.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road.

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval (SAR).

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to make your face frown, BUT, it only takes 4 to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother @#?&! upside the head... Pass it on.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Irony: Falling down the stairs due to distraction by the "watch your step" sign.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

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A Marvelous Saga by Koryu's Advocate reviews
Theories refuse to hold up under practical applications, and Mar finds herself in an interesting predicament. Sure, it's interesting to read in fanfiction, but to live it? Sequel to A Kat's Tale, please refer to the previously mentioned before starting this adventure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 61,595 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, OC - Complete
Just Purrfect! by WolvesKey reviews
Can you imagine waking up in a forest of the Naruto world in the body of a kitten? Well, can you ALSO imagine becoming a pet to the Akatsuki? Read to find out. AKATSUKIxOC Eventual romance. Warnings within.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,831 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 4/3/2016 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Akatsuki
Narutards Love Cats by AkatsukiStalkers-RebelQueens reviews
we all know the tail of Akatsuki cats. the fluff love. the friendships. but, what if the girl who found them is to scared of the one she loves? the ones who know about them are all wrapped up so tight in their pasts and problems. the world is a bitter place, and we know its depths. now we teach Akatsuki the meaning of suffering, through our example. Author: Neko everyone AkatXOcs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,164 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/5/2015 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Akatsuki
Aberration by Rin O' Gen reviews
The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,124 - Reviews: 2524 - Favs: 5,973 - Follows: 6,409 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., OC
A Kat's Tale by Koryu's Advocate reviews
"It was a hot day. A bone-meltingly hot day." And so our heroine decided to take a little trip to a lake. Little did she know that she'd soon be saddled, none too unwillingly, with a batch of furry housemates. UPDATE: The spacing issue has been resolved,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,956 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - OC, Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Hawk - Complete
Dear Naruto Fanfiction Authors by Shikigami-angel23 reviews
A series of letters from the Naruto characters complaining about cliches/pairings of fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 11,102 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U.
Ai Academy: Girls vs Boys by HiHi-Ai reviews
When her all girls school unifies with an all boys school, Sakura finds her new roommate to be less than pleasant. That's ok, cause Sasori finds her beyond annoying too. Can these two ever learn to get along?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,132 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Baka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
SEQUAL TO BECKA NEKO: Several years has past since Becka's 'little' trip to the Naruto universe. What's gonna happen when ten familiar kitties (Cough coughAKATSUKIcough cough) enter her life? "Bwahaha! Ten kittens, on MY salary? You must be shitting bricks if you think I can afford them!" Chaos, absolute chaos. (RATED M FOR FUTURE CHAPTERS!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,217 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Akatsuki
To Capture a Weasley's Heart by BangtanAlchemist reviews
OC Character Adriana Johnson is a half-blood of a poor living environment, split between a pure-blood father and a muggle working mother. After another fight with her father, she is taken to the Weasley's where she is yet to find the magic of the heart she's always needed. I don't own the characters in this story. All rights go to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Fred W., George W.
Becka Neko by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Becka is an average orphan yearning for a home. One morning she wakes up to find herself in the Naruto world, as a cat! How long will Becka be-able to last living with a bunch of smexy criminals? Rated M just incase (COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 95 - Words: 147,366 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Screw the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
The Ninja world had a hard time handling the Akatsuki, Kat, and Alice. So how will it handle two children raised by the gang of social outcasts, both of whom are just like their parents? Part 3 of a 3 segment story. Four OC warning. Rated T for bad words.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 266,070 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki's New Girls by HyugaPanda reviews
Four kunoichi from sound, sand, cloud and leaf have unintentionally made their way into Akatsuki. What happens when Orochimaru finds out about them? Will something go wrong in the end, or will everything be okay? Who knows? The author certainly doesn't! XD -Dei X OC, Tobi X OC, Hidan X OC & Ita X OC. Please R&R. Rated M to be safe Chapter 10 . εїз
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,850 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Akatsuki
The Akatsuki: tails, paws and a huge problem by Introvertedraccoon94 reviews
Yet another tale where our beloved criminals have transformed into felines. Follow these men on a journey where they discover the new world, find a counter jutsu, and help their owners escape from the broken household in which they reside. OC x ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Akatsukitties by Valkyrie0Magma reviews
What if the bijuu extraction with Gaara was stopped before it finished? and what if the result sent the akatsuki here...as cats? DeidaraxOc, ItachixOc, SasorixOc, Tobi/MadaraxOc, slight HidaKonaPain. AU. Rated T for language among other things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,631 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Dangerous Mood Swings by DaniZaraki reviews
Alice and her mood swings keep everyone on their toes. Though, sometimes staying on their toes can't even save them from her wrath. Oneshot. Two OC warning. T for lots of swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,063 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Akatsuki, Karin U. - Complete
Man, I Miss the Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
Sequel to Consider Yourself Kitties: Alice and Kat are in the Naruto world with the evil and yet strangely lovable Akatsuki. Throw in some criminals, even more ninjas, chaos, lots of sarcastic battles and you've got yourself some interesting situations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 101 - Words: 329,688 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Weasley Weasels by BangtanAlchemist reviews
Put simple: Fred, George, and Ron are turned into weasels by one of their close friends An OC named Adriana Johnson. I do not own anything of Harry Potter; all rights go to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Consider Yourselves Kitties by DaniZaraki reviews
What happens when you cross kittens, the Akatsuki, two teenage girls and lots of free time? Chaos. Lots and lots of Chaos. First installment of my Kitty Trilogy. OC warning. Potentially being rewritten at some point due to my annoyance with all the errors and OOCness that I can easily fix.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Obsessive by Delicate Desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
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Naruto Huskies reviews
They had a mission that caused them to sail far to an unexplored area in the ocean, but what Team 7 didn't know was that there was a reason that the area was untouched. The last thing they remembered before waking up as huskies was approaching a dark void. How do other teams end up in this new world?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Kakashi H., Team Seven, OC
Akatsuki: Felines, Hauntings, and Trouble reviews
I absolutely hated cats; they were sly, destructive, and were pissy when they were in heat. Unfortunately for me, however, I now have to take care of ten strays that are unnatural since my idiot boyfriend decided talked me into keeping them despite me chasing storms. How did I get myself into this mess with the Akatsuki? Rated T due to our favorite Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,191 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Akatsuki, OC - Complete
World Jumper Book 1: DeathNote reviews
I wasn't sure what to make of my situation. I had died of cancer, but to be thrown into another world? That took me for a spin I wasn't ready for. There wasn't anything I could do, or was there? I had already died, so what if I were to die again. Maybe then I could pass on. That's all I really wanted anyways. Time to fuck up the story? Sounds like a plan to me!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Light Y., L, OC
Secret Guardian reviews
this story is being rewritten. Feel free to read, but it is crap.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,333 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
From Human to Kasai reviews
So I knew Wisps were very mischievous, but I didn't expect to be sent into Dragon Ball Z! Thankfully I had my handy-dandy iPod with the manga reader app on it to help keep myself informed from what I had forgotten about in the series. I'm not cut out for this...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Goku, Vegeta, Android 17, OC
The Good, the Bad, and the Broken reviews
Discontinued. I will be taking this story down since I'm coming up with a better idea
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Light Y., L, OC
Small Town Guardian reviews
I was one of the best weapon specialists near Kumogakure before I somehow managed to get involved with the Akatsuki. I despised everything the Akatsuki was doing, but the people themselves...It's a long story. I never thought I would have been in the situation I was in before I got along with some of the members.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Akatsuki, OC
Akemi's Birth reviews
A short One-shot; title says it all :)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Akemi reviews
A one-shot of Akemi and the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Your Guardian Angel reviews
This story is about two children who meet in a beautiful place and become friends over time. One has a horrible life and is seeking to find a friend to help her forget her misery, the other lives a unique life without much worries. How will things turn out? Rated K to be safe. One chapter story
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete