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Author has written 53 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Bible, Barbie, Sue Thomas: FB Eye, Lord of the Rings, Misc. Books, Hobbit, and Frozen.
Formerly known as 'NarniaNut' and 'Daughter of the New Covenant.'*
Before I say anything else, let me say: I am a Christian. I believe that God created a perfect world in 6 literal days, but that man's sin brought pain, death and suffering to the world. I also believe that Jesus, God's Son, came to redeem the world from the curse of sin by living a perfect life then dying on a cross and rising on the third day. If you want to learn more about how to become a Christian, please, PM me. I'd love to explain more.
I realize that was a long first thing to say, but it is crucial to the basis of who I am. On a lighter note, I am also a read-aholic, and I have read every book I will attempt to write a story about, though I doubt that I will do the original works justice. I am a girl, in my teens. If you've ever read any of my stories, you probably already know this, but I update whenever I finish a chapter, and the chapters tell me when they're going to end, so I have a very random update style!
Oh! If you're a Narnia fan, here's a great website to check out! The Lion's Call is a website for Christian Narnia lovers. Come join us!
So, if you've talked to me much, you might know that I compete in the National Bible Bee. Well, I decided to post a little challenge. The following list is my list of passages to memorize that contain 15 verses or more. My challenge? Memorize one, just one, of them, and quote it perfectly to a friend, family member, or someone else who is reading it while you say it (to check you). Perfectly, by the way, means no mistakes at all. I mean no "a, an, and the"s in the wrong places. PM me and tell me which passage you memorized, in what Bible version, and who you said it to (your mom, your dad, your sister, brother, whoever), and I will post your name below and write a oneshot of your choice, assuming it's in one of my fandoms and I think I can do it. If it's Narnia, no Suspian or Lucian, please.
Contest ends November 16 of this year!
List of winners: Nimrodel626 (Psalm 51:1-17), Wild Horses 1492 (Matthew 5:1-16)
Trailers I've made for some great people with great stories:
All by Lady Alambiel
Refined by Fire by Willow Dryad
By Grace Restored by Ariel_of_Narnia
From One Beautiful Queen to Another by Violets and Lilies
A Tale of a Voyage by me
If you want me to make you one, just ask! I'd be glad to!
I have 2 Narnia series I am currently writing, so, to avoid confusion, I have made a list of the order each should be read in. The series also have nothing to do with each other.
The Chronicles of the Bracelet:
- The Beginning
- The Return
- The Cousins
- The Knighting (takes place during The Cousins)
- The Prince
- His Other Name
The Tales of Narnia:
Main Stories (read first!):
- A Tale of a Lion, a Witch, and a Wardrobe
- A Tale of a Prince
-A Tale of a Voyage
Other Connected Stories (pretty much in chronological order):
- Give That Back! (Set before A Tale of LWW)
- Friends No Matter What (Before and during A Tale of LWW)
- Triple Citizenship (Golden Age from here to Cousin Knight)
- Of the Giving of Thanks
- A Hostage Crisis
- Faith's Furry Friend
- Faith and Allin
- Rose and Beauty
- Home in Time for Christmas
- Dancing, Chocolate, and a Ball
- Thankful? Here?
- Chocolate, Peanut Butter, and Pianos
- The Boldness of a Queen
- Danger Only to His Own Side
- Knight of Justice
- Cousin Knight
- A Tale of a Cushion (After A Tale of a Battle, which is unpublished and unwritten at the time I'm updating)
- A Tale of Books (During the whole series)
Conspiracy, The Narnian 12 Days of Christmas, Armor, Narnia in 28 Lines, Quite an Investigation, More Like Susan, An Amazing Life, and The Last Queen are not associated with either series.
About how I picture the Pevensies and Caspian and how I will write them, well, here's a list:
Peter, Susan, and Edmund are stuck forever as William Mosley, Anna Popplewell, and Skandar Keynes.
Lucy has blond hair and blue eyes. Lewis specifically states she has blond hair, and blue eyes just usually go with blond hair.
Caspian also has blond hair and blue eyes. No, he isn't Spanish, he's British. Read VDT.
Eustace, like the oldest three Pevensies, is stuck as Will Poulter.
I usually think of Jill as Camilla Power, who played her on the BBC version of Narnia.
I suppose that I will put some of the Narnia parings I would read.
Peter X OC (If well written...)
There might be more... I don't know.
Copy and Pastes:
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Daughter of the New Covenant,
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Getting an abortion is killing someone who never got to live. Don't kill a life, save one. If you don't believe in abortions, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. if your weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you're one of those people who gets excited when they get a new review, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you love Narnia, copy and paste this to your profile!!:)
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
A good book is a good friend.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a person that loves fairy tales, mermaids, knights, swords, bows or anything of the sort, and in spite of what grown-ups tell you of these things, you will always keep on believing; copy, paste this in your profile.
If you are tired of Suspian and think that it is the most ridiculous thing ever, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to pretend friends such as book characters, either your own or ones out of stuff you have read (not when you were little), copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time. What is scary is when I answer for them, or when I started talking to the ones out of MY book.)
If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this in your profile.
Copy/paste this to your profile if you think Narnia must be getting awfully crowded-what with all these random girls magically arriving there and doing nothing but standing around making kissy faces at the kings. (you say OC, I say rabid Mary-sue on the loose, let's just call the whole fic off!)
10 reasons not to mess with children
Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whalecould not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.
Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”
Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.
Reason 8 After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother,
Reason 9 A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.
Reason 10 The Sunday School Teacher asks, "Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
The Narnia pledge:
If you own a copy of a book (any book, doesn't really matter which one or what kind) signed by its author, copy/paste this to your profile. (The Allon series by Shawn Lamb)
Have you ever noticed, that, in modern American society...
- everyone preaches tolerance, unless you believe the Bible?