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Author has written 9 stories for Being Human, and Hobbit.

Thoroughly enjoying mucking about with words since 2012.


Writers love reviews! They're an ego boost and a lesson all in one, and they're sooooo motivational. They tell us what we've done right and what we need to work on, so feel free to be honest in them.

Some things I know I need to work on:

- Overuse/misuse of commas (I'm reaaaallllly bad on this one)

- Action scenes. Oi. Not my strong point, so I labor over these. I'm determined to practice them though.

- Emotional scenes. Awkward for a somewhat reserved person.

Give me a kudos if I've done something well, and a verbal lashing if you've caught me in the wrong! I think most of us are here to learn while enjoying ourselves and sharing with others.

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You saved me by ladymond reviews
Annie wouldn't think twice before throwing herself over a landmine to save others, especially the ones she loves. Is she willing to sacrifice herself to help Mitchell retain his soul? Back from Hiatus!
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,227 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/29/2011 - [Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell]
The Orphan Maker by eve-leigh reviews
Revisiting old BH friends - Herrick saw in Mitchell a terrible man, an orphan maker. Rated T for language and mature themes. Chapter 7 of 9: Mitchell and Herrick have a small problem to resolve. I'm sure they'll find a solution.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,125 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Mitchell, W. Herrick, Ivan
Distractions by me 4evaful reviews
When the orcs attack the dwarves outside Rivendell, Kíli does a brave and reckless thing to try and save them - which goes very badly wrong. The repercussions of this act are felt as the company gets closer to Erebor, driving those within to do unspeakable things, and question everything that they once held dear. AU
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 131,678 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
A Private Little War by Nalbal reviews
Little Kíli has always had a penchant for trouble yet something about this situation is gravely different: the constant bruises, speaking of sought-out trouble; the all but silent admissions of guilt, lacking silver-tongued excuses. His luster fades as he folds slowly inward and his behavior continues on a downward spiral. What is plaguing Thorin Oakenshield's youngest sister-son?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,527 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kili, Fili, Thorin, Dis - Complete
Concerning Hobbits by JaneMartin906 reviews
Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kili, Fili
Race Against Time by Italian Hobbit reviews
Kili has decided that Fili needs to learn archery, but a mishap puts Kili's life in grave danger. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,882 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Fili, Kili, Thorin, Dis - Complete
Third Watch by uncer giedd geador reviews
Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Fighting the Darkness by Italian Hobbit reviews
Set in my fic Race Against Time during and immediately after the events of chapter 16. Kíli has given up on living, but Fíli won't have any of it. Can Fíli change Kíli's mind - or is it too late?
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Kili, Thorin, Dis - Complete
From Pebbles to Stones by Bronwyn O'Reilly reviews
The journey from Ered Luin to the Shire may not be an epic quest, but for two Dwarves who have yet to see battle, it will be quite the trial. Hidden catacombs, suspicious monsters and irritating rocks await Fíli and Kíli in their first exploration of the outside world.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,983 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Aftermath by cecania13 reviews
Spoilers if you haven't read the book! Instead of dying in the Battle of Five Armies, Fili and Kili survive and have to face an idea they never thought would come to pass.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,709 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Kili Get Your Bow! by Renton6echo reviews
When Kili picks up the bow and arrow Thorin hopes that it is only a passing interest that takes hold of his nephew and dismisses the gossip and grumblings of the dwarves. Eventually Thorin feels the need to make the young dwarf choose between Kili's love of archery and his need for approval, which may end with grave consequences. Chapter 4: A/N Update!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,282 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Kili, Thorin - Complete
Tea or Coffee? by paradisdesbilles reviews
He comes back. He is in love with her tea.
Being Human - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell - Complete
as sunshine falls on the wretched by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins, the newly appointed Master of Bag End, has just reached his majority. He lives alone in his house, managing his estate, and ignoring the people of Hobbiton as much as they avoid him. When a storm lands him with an unexpected (and unwelcome) little visitor, all Bilbo wants to do is find his missing family so he can get back to his own life. That's not what happens.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
Bog Tea and the Kíli in Black by BeansShadow reviews
Part 5 of the Hearts and Minds Series: Bilbo comes down with a nasty cold while in Laketown. Kíli/Bilbo, Fíli/Bofur
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Kili, Bilbo B. - Complete
Brothers by Black Hawk reviews
"I'm right here." Thorin squeezed Kili's hand. "You're home. I found you in the Wilds." But where was Fili?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,709 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The Knife That Cuts the Deepest by StormWarning27 reviews
*Formerly The Singing Vale* While exploring the Blue Mountains, Fili & Kili discover a valley filled with dark magic that longs to be set loose. Can they discover the vale's secret, or will their interference cost them their lives? Pre-movie, no slash. Rated T for violence and grisly, horrible things.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,765 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Fili, Kili
Desperate Measures by Neocolai reviews
Elrond's sons discover their Dwarven "brothers-in-arms." Rivendell will never be the same.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
A Brother's Promise Broken by Italian Hobbit reviews
Sequel to A Brother's Promise. Fili made a promise to Kili over 60 years ago... and he has kept that promise until now. Canon death!fic, oneshot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
The Night Watch by BeansShadow reviews
Kink Meme Fill: The party is set upon by an orc ambush. OP wanted strangling and rescue. Features gratuitous Kíli peril and badass Fíli. Slight h/c.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Do not speak to me of loss by Tia-Pixie reviews
Thorin is not a forgiving man, but he thanks Aule his nephews are. Weighed down by grief as they come closer to where he lost his family, Thorin overreacts to his nephews' joke on the hobbit and does something he shouldn't. Fluffy, angsty, all about Thorin and his nephews. COMPLETE.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili - Complete
In Which Fili Learns an Important Lesson by TheMisfitToy reviews
The day that Fili nearly loses Kili, and Thorin learns that Protective!Kili is a force to be reckoned with. AU/Kid!Verse
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
The Magic of Mushrooms by Carcy reviews
It has been said that hobbits have a passion for mushrooms, surpassing even the greediest likings of Big People. While in Rivendell, Bilbo manages to persuade Fili and Kili to try some. But what he doesn't know is that these, being Elven mushrooms, have somewhat *ahem* magical properties! Movieverse
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Entwined by Kivrin reviews
Three times Dis plaits her sons' hair. Spoilers through end of the book. Be warned - canonical character death here.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Brother for Sale by BeansShadow reviews
Kili and his brother haven't always gotten on so famously. Not necessarily a part of the Hearts and Minds series, but in the same verse. Kili/OFC. Slight hurt/comfort
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Aesthetic by Fibre Optic reviews
In which the other dwarves notice Kili is quite attractive, and Kili worries that his appearance may define him.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kili, Ori - Complete
A Mighty Coat by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
Kíli and Fíli are nearly drowned and Bilbo begins to wonder if Thorin is missing what he has right in front of him. Not slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kili, Thorin - Complete
Under Attack by happyday girl reviews
Whilst walking through a great plain, the company is attacked by Orcs. Fili faces the horrible reality of what they have signed up for, as someone close to them pays the price, and Thorin learns that you can only hide your emotions in certain situations. Hurt!Kili and protective!Fili. First ever Hobbit fic, please review?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Kili's Most Noble Sacrifice by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
For the sake of the reputation of all of the Dwarves of Middle-earth, Fili must talk his brother into doing the near unthinkable.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Fine Again by Ruby Rosetta Red reviews
The sequel to 'Sugar and Cyanide'. Mitchell is taking his first, wobbly steps into serious sobriety but various factors are at play to try and prevent this. Rated T for language and violence. Please read and rate thanks. Epilogue up *COMPLETE*.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,551 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/17/2011 - J. Mitchell - Complete
Infection by JForward reviews
Mitchell forgets the most important rule of a werewolf best friend; keep your distance. Mitchell whump. Chapter twelve up!
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,392 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
A Start by bridget smith reviews
Annie and Mitchell decided that sex was out of the equation. But a couple nights before full moon, Annie decides its time to go after what is is she wants. Warning: possibe triggers for discussion of SA and SV.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Anna S./Annie, J. Mitchell
Driven Under by Ruby Rosetta Red reviews
UK version. Set at the end of season three. My interpretation of what happens to Mitchell. No spoilers, just a lot of supposition and guess work. First BH fic. Rated T for language. Epilogue is now up *COMPLETE*
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,420 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - J. Mitchell - Complete
Power in the Blood by mogue reviews
When George goes missing, Mitchell's on the hunt, but the reason for George's disappearance is darker than either of them could imagine.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,872 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
If you ever make it to 10, you won't make it again by SnapdragonSmile reviews
Five of Mitchell's lesser known victims. One-shot, Mitchell/various, gen. Title from the Decemberists.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - J. Mitchell - Complete
In Recovery by WiliQueen reviews
Nina's still not sure what to make of Mitchell, but she's working on it. Spoilers through the end of series 2.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Nina P., J. Mitchell
The Weekly ToDo List by oftimeandspace reviews
George loves lists. They don't necessarily return the feeling.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2010 - George S., J. Mitchell - Complete
Once In A Blue Moon by SGE reviews
It's the party season, but what will George and Mitchell be doing on New Year's Eve, particularly with that full moon in the sky, and uninvited guests knocking on the front door? This is set about 18 months before the start of season one.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Mitchell, George S.
Irking by The Doors Of Perception reviews
All is well with Bernard Black, until Fran drops a bomb on him that shatters his very foundations. Will he be able to do the unthinkable and put his selfishness aside for her happiness? Finally complete.
Black Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,839 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Bernard B., Fran - Complete
How To Woo A Ghost by Elizabeth5 reviews
Annie goes on a blind date, Mitchell fights some strange new feelings, and George starts having cravings and mood swings. M/A, G/N, and some M/OC, A/OC.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,305 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie - Complete
Evolution by Joon reviews
Mitchell and George meet and begin the rest of their lives. Set pre-series.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2009 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
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Being Christmas reviews
Being Christmas, Annie should have been happy. But something has her feeling less than her usual bubbly self. Was it something Mitchell did?
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,026 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/9/2013 - J. Mitchell, Anna S./Annie, George S. - Complete
Reckoning reviews
Continuation to "Revival". Mitchell reveals his demons, but can he conquer them with help? AU to season 3's ending.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,593 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - J. Mitchell
Ain't Nobody Who Can Sing Like Me reviews
Kili's not all that much to look at, by dwarf standards. The tale of how he discovers his passion for music and of his very first 'conquest' (wink, wink). Plenty of humorous brotherly affection, mischief, & an adorably infatuated Kili.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,745 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Fili, Kili - Complete
Revival reviews
Mitchell, George, Annie and Nina find themselves responsible for an intriguing stranger who could change one of their lives. Round about Season 3, no spoilers, AU plus an OC.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - J. Mitchell - Complete
The Cottager reviews
If this were a song, it would be a little ditty. Just a blip in Fili and Kili's lives, but maybe one that helped shape them into the two loyal and caring young Dwarves they grow into. A typical bungle leads the brothers to someone who could use a touch of the light that they carry. Multi-chapter, but by no means a novel.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Kili, Fili
Game reviews
Kili and Fili can turn any chore into an adventure. While chasing glory, Fili finds himself in a sticky situation and Kili must pull off a daring rescue using more finesse than force. (Everyone pray for Fili...) Complete!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,514 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Kili, Fili - Complete
Of Pipes, Parasites, and Other Great Mischiefs reviews
A collection of humorous short-stories based on our favorite brothers inability to behave themselves for any extended period of time. Various ages and tons of trouble, it's Fili and Kili mischief, plain and simple.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,478 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Fili, Kili
That's What She Said reviews
Archery is kind of pervy. In an Elf vs. Dwarf verbal standoff, can Kili measure up? Pure foolishness. I'm gonna rate this 'T' for tons of crude innuendos, although there's no actual sexual activity of any sort. Sorry, Kili! (And fangirls & guys) One-shot, Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Kili - Complete
A Master Wordsmith reviews
While playing a simple game with Kili, Bilbo learns some surprising truths about his uninvited guests which may help him to decide his own fate.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete