Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Flies.
Hello. Erm, this is akward, so... yeah. If you're a creeper looking for personal info, piss off. Love ya! (Not really) So if anyone wants to be featured in a story let me know. I will write for Pirates of the Caribbean, National Treasure, Disney stuff, Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Flies, Kingdom Keepers, Harry Potter and Chronicles of Narnia, among other things. No Percy Jackson, so don't ask! Bye! I lied: personal info montauge! Did I spell that right?
Hair: Black and wavy.
Race (in case you're weird like that): white and nerdy
Hobbies: My string bass, music, writing, painting, reading, daydreaming and travelling
Favorite Colors: Blue, green black and silver
Other: Braveheart rules!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so does that teenage looking guy with the long black hair who's at the front of every battle with him but never has any lines. Damn you, Mel Gibson!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this
If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is a true story:
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a backflip!"
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you can't be bothered to read this.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet.
When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Cross over to the dark side... WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!!!
Cross over to the dark side... we have Draco Malfoy
When life gives you lemons, throw lemons back in life's face and go back to feeling sorry for yourself.
They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the bell and run away, he hates that
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
An apple keeps the doctor away, if well aimed
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned
Taste the rainbow: EAT CRAYONS!
When there's a will, I want to be in it
Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much
We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
This is Bunny Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination
This game has a funny/spooky outcome
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try
First get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scrol down one at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column
Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
Beside 3 and 7, write down tthe names of members of the opposite sex.
Write anyone's name (like friend's or family) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots
Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11 (Go with you instincts!)
Finally make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
The person in 7 is on you like but can't work out
You care most about the person you put in 4
The person you name in 5 is the one who knows you very well
The person you name in 6 is your lucky star
The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3
The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7
The tenth space is the ong that tells you the most about YOUR mind
11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. If you do, your wish will come true.. If you got Roger for number three, you ROCK! But back off, because he's mine. The one from the island anyway...
Cinderella walked on broken glass
FAKE ASS FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (My friendss do shit like that :D)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" (Yup. That's Fiona!)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. (That's on you Alex)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. (Faith...)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!" (my bffl Kaya would probably be outside, refusing to bail me, saying "Damn! You messed up! She's a lovely friend :D)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... (Daniela and Madison could collab on that! Haha)
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: will ignore this or delete "fake ass" BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Aaaall of you! Alyssa, Fiona, Rachel, Kaya, Faith, Madison, Daniela, Karen, etc.)
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme... go on, I dare you.
Fifteen things to do in Walmart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone "Code 3 in warehouses"...see what happens.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away
5. Move a "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other customers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are
10. Roam around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme
11. Hide in a clothing rack and when people are browsing say, "Pick me! PICK ME!"
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look
13. When an announcement comes on over the loud speaker, jump into the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room, wait a while, then yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
15. Grab a bunch of bouncy balls, throw them down the aisle and yell, "Go Pikachu go!'
Seamus Finnigan is NOT after me Lucky Charms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will not ask Lupin if it is his time of the month... bad idea.
Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
I will not refer to the accio charm as "The Force". That's the levetation charm...
When the Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I am not to point to the Dark Mark and yell "To the Batmobile, Robin!" Or, "Thunder Thunder Thunder THUNDERCATS GO!"
The Easter Bunny is not Jesus's Animagus form...
I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 ball to Divinition.
I am not allowed to make light saber noises with my wand.
I will not ask Harry Potter if his Voldie senses are tingling.
I was once told that I always look like I want to kill someone. You all know what that means...Watch out Jack and Roger. Position as ultimate psycho is MINE!!! XD
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