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Joined 07-23-12, id: 4148837, Profile Updated: 09-20-14
Author has written 1 story for League of Legends.

So, let's begin with me: Sarcastic, cynical, and narcissistic have been used to describe me. I'm also an avid basketball fan and watch the LCS when I'm bored and have nothing to do. I'm somehow both a jock and a geek, which is completely and utterly hilarious to me- TAKE THAT, SOCIETY! I'm a gamer, a writer, a cook, a player on my high-school basketball team, and a YouTuber/YouTubeGoer. I'm also a relatively sucky MTG player, but I'm improving.

I grew up in a bilingual house, but I don't really speak much Spanish. I'm 17 and Hispanic, although you wouldn't be able to tell by looking at me, but my dietary habits might suffice. I'm theatrically inclined, and a pretty good writer if I do say so myself, but I'll leave that for you to judge. I play League as well as write Fanfictions for it, and although I'm not that bad at it, nor am I the best either. Except for Nunu. Freakin' love Nunu.

Some favorites of mine:

Food: Tacos, Tostadas, Biscochitos, and Green Chile. I put green chile on anything. Even green chile.

Music: Country. Many people gonna hate, but the instruments used in country sound amazing to me. A close second to Country is Reggae (Ironic, eh?)

Musicals: Fiddler on the Roof, Matilda, Motown, Bonnie & Clyde, Jekyll & Hyde, Urinetown, Les Miserables, Into the Woods

Song: Currently, Johnny Tarr, but tastes change.

Books: Harry Potter series, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings series, ANYTHING MICHAEL CRICHTON, Some HG Wells... basically any book that's written with extreme detail. I could go on, but then the list would take up a page or more.

Movies This'll be a long one- Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Space Balls, Planet of the Apes, Back to the Future, Forrest Gump, The Great Escape, Harry Potters 1,2, &7, Rush Hour, Shangai Noon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Eurotrip, The Terminator, The Matrix, The Postman, Cool Hand Luke, Batman (All of them), Indiana Jones, Hachi (However sad it is), Old Yeller, X-Men, Inception, and so on, and so on, and so on. Again, I could go on forever, but I'd rather not bore everyone with a list.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Star Trek, Lost, Arrow, Flash

Video Games: League of Legends, Garry's Mod, Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Sports-related games- FIFA and any NCAA game for either basketball or football (I don't like the NBA or the NFL), many more that just don't come to mind currently.

YouTubers: Not promoting, here, just sharing interests: Chilled Chaos, SeaNanners, TheSyndicateProject, Hutch, EatMyDiction, GassyMexican, Utorak... I think you get the picture.

Sports: Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, Football. I follow the New Mexico Lobos almost religiously.

If you have any further questions about my interests, that's what the messages are for. Feel free to hit me up at any point. As far as fanfiction goes, I'll attempt anything, no guarantees, but I'm fine by whatever's thrown at me, except for M/M and Futa. Don't try to circumvent me with phrasing, I will not be putting dicks on women regardless of what I'm threatened/bribed with. It's a crime against all straight males.

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Yordle Dickplomacy by Daenyathos reviews
Jarvan repays a debt to Poppy and the situation quickly spirals out of control from there. Who knew diplomacy could be so enjoyable? Harem/Smut/Sex/Shortstack
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Jarvan IV, Poppy
Control by RedPandaPrincess reviews
Seven stumbles upon her captain in a compromising position on the Holodeck. Janeway finds out that real people are better than Holograms. BDSM warning Re-posted because I had a random chapter from a different story that didnt belong - oops!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Bound for Greatness by albe-chan reviews
She didn't know what she was getting into when she climbed into his car, or his bed, but as the temperature of her new relationship rises, a young woman finds that the freedom she's always craved comes from surrendering herself to a man with dark tastes. VERY MATURE. LilyScorpius. Contains BDSM themes, some of which may be EXTREME in later chapters. NextGen. Non-Magic AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 148,788 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/12 - Scorpius M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Collection of beautiful short stories from the C9 household by 240GB reviews
Welcome to my butthole - C9 Snackers
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2016
Force Majeure by BlackrockCat reviews
I have no equal. At least I'd always thought so anyway. That was before I met... him. My name is Fiora, scion of House Laurent. I am the finest duelist in all of Demacia and I... have a secret. Will you help me keep it? (Fiora x Talon, rated M for graphic sexuality, lemons and bdsm/kink.)
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Fiora, Talon] - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Monmusu reviews
Ralph is finally realizing that he has feelings for Vanellope, and he's not so sure that her inviting him to spend the night is such a great idea. But, after a game of truth or dare, things start getting a little...glitchy. In a good way, of course. Ralph x Older!Vanellope, Jawbreaker, lemon.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Caught Up by DarkndAngel9 reviews
Janeway is avoiding Seven after she was caught in the heat of the moment, but Seven just won't let this one go.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/11/2013 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
Sensory Perception by kiwi.girrrl reviews
When Captain Janeway is caught snooping on the holodeck, she makes a decision to avoid detection that not only backfires, but changes her relationship with Seven of Nine completely. [Author's Note: I had to write this story to get rid of the smutty thoughts stopping me from continuing my other stories. I may write a third chapter but for now it's complete.]
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - K. Janeway, Seven of Nine - Complete
A Greater Noxus reviews
Riven, in her attempts to recreate and unify Noxus by persuading its citizens to join her cause, begins within the walls of the Institute with the dangerously patriotic Katarina Du Couteau
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Katarina, Riven