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Joined 07-23-12, id: 4148837, Profile Updated: 09-20-14
Author has written 1 story for League of Legends.

So, let's begin with me: Sarcastic, cynical, and narcissistic have been used to describe me. I'm also an avid basketball fan and watch the LCS when I'm bored and have nothing to do. I'm somehow both a jock and a geek, which is completely and utterly hilarious to me- TAKE THAT, SOCIETY! I'm a gamer, a writer, a cook, a player on my high-school basketball team, and a YouTuber/YouTubeGoer. I'm also a relatively sucky MTG player, but I'm improving.

I grew up in a bilingual house, but I don't really speak much Spanish. I'm 17 and Hispanic, although you wouldn't be able to tell by looking at me, but my dietary habits might suffice. I'm theatrically inclined, and a pretty good writer if I do say so myself, but I'll leave that for you to judge. I play League as well as write Fanfictions for it, and although I'm not that bad at it, nor am I the best either. Except for Nunu. Freakin' love Nunu.

Some favorites of mine:

Food: Tacos, Tostadas, Biscochitos, and Green Chile. I put green chile on anything. Even green chile.

Music: Country. Many people gonna hate, but the instruments used in country sound amazing to me. A close second to Country is Reggae (Ironic, eh?)

Musicals: Fiddler on the Roof, Matilda, Motown, Bonnie & Clyde, Jekyll & Hyde, Urinetown, Les Miserables, Into the Woods

Song: Currently, Johnny Tarr, but tastes change.

Books: Harry Potter series, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings series, ANYTHING MICHAEL CRICHTON, Some HG Wells... basically any book that's written with extreme detail. I could go on, but then the list would take up a page or more.

Movies This'll be a long one- Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Space Balls, Planet of the Apes, Back to the Future, Forrest Gump, The Great Escape, Harry Potters 1,2, &7, Rush Hour, Shangai Noon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Eurotrip, The Terminator, The Matrix, The Postman, Cool Hand Luke, Batman (All of them), Indiana Jones, Hachi (However sad it is), Old Yeller, X-Men, Inception, and so on, and so on, and so on. Again, I could go on forever, but I'd rather not bore everyone with a list.

TV Shows: Doctor Who, Star Trek, Lost, Arrow, Flash

Video Games: League of Legends, Garry's Mod, Super Mario Bros, Legend of Zelda, Sports-related games- FIFA and any NCAA game for either basketball or football (I don't like the NBA or the NFL), many more that just don't come to mind currently.

YouTubers: Not promoting, here, just sharing interests: Chilled Chaos, SeaNanners, TheSyndicateProject, Hutch, EatMyDiction, GassyMexican, Utorak... I think you get the picture.

Sports: Basketball, Baseball, Soccer, Football. I follow the New Mexico Lobos almost religiously.

If you have any further questions about my interests, that's what the messages are for. Feel free to hit me up at any point. As far as fanfiction goes, I'll attempt anything, no guarantees, but I'm fine by whatever's thrown at me, except for M/M and Futa. Don't try to circumvent me with phrasing, I will not be putting dicks on women regardless of what I'm threatened/bribed with. It's a crime against all straight males.

Sweet Dreams by Mikuzu reviews
Ralph is finally realizing that he has feelings for Vanellope, and he's not so sure that her inviting him to spend the night is such a great idea. But, after a game of truth or dare, things start getting a little...glitchy. In a good way, of course. Ralph x Older!Vanellope, Jawbreaker, lemon.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
A Greater Noxus reviews
Riven, in her attempts to recreate and unify Noxus by persuading its citizens to join her cause, begins within the walls of the Institute with the dangerously patriotic Katarina Du Couteau
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Katarina, Riven