Cougar Draven
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Joined 07-08-03, id: 414889, Profile Updated: 02-16-13
Author has written 22 stories for Anime X-overs, M*A*S*H, Wrestling, Love Hina, Song Fics, Legend of Zelda, X-overs, TV X-overs, and Green Lantern.

That thing, where I listen to music but watch events play out
in my head? Still happens.

NAME: Well, some call me Cougar, but my name is John
AGE: 25
SEX: At this exact moment? No.
GENDER: Male
HEIGHT: 6'3"
WEIGHT: More than I'd like
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Divorced
FAVORITE BANDS: Been listening to a lot of Florence the Machine lately.
FAVORITE SONGS: See above.
CURRENT MOODS: Tired as all hell.
SONG OF THE WEEK: "Sixteen Saltines" by Jack White
FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Doctor Who

QUOTES:

(More to Come)

Updates:

Well. It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm not expecting to
stick around overmuch. I'm mostly just here to publish a
thing I wrote for a friend. If I stay, I stay. If I don't...
Then I don't.
16.2.2013

Clearing out the whole thing for a reboot. I'm going to begin
work on...possibly the most ambitious work I've ever done. It's going to
take time. Lots of time. But I'm going to begin with a timeline, and keep
going until I've got everything. It will, of course, be a crossover, tying
together virtually everything I've touched in the past.
Wish me luck.
5.12.2011

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Every Shard of My Heart Belongs to You by Berlin's Brown Eyes reviews
"Let the bones of history remain buried, Zelda, buried in ambiguity where they can do no harm." Full summary inside. LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,392 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Tales of the Rotten by Chris Magician reviews
Think of every distasteful idea you've come up with. Every socially unacceptable concept, and every little snippet of material that made you cringe. That's what this story is made of. Come on...you know you're curious.
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,063 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 1/30/2003
Changed Leaf by Lonely-Avenger reviews
Keitaro seeks a fresh change of life, leaving Hinata Sou. Taking a 2 year vacation offered by Seta, he then comes back to Japan as a changed man... Keitaro x Harem!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,692 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2003
The Countdown to Imminent Doom by Inimitable reviews
Chaos! Destruction! Kitties! Far too many things bogged Ganondorf's unnatural mind during Link's 7 year nap. But before Destruction, a little kitty set off a large chain of events... And Ganondorf had less than 7 years to live before his imminent doom.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Ganondorf
Love Hina: New and Old faces, Same Zaniness by Drgnmastr-Alex reviews
A new landlord arrives. Will Shinobu find love? Takes place after the last volume of the manga. Rated R just for safety. Please R&R. I BEG OF YOUUUU! Chapter 41 is here, and the fic is complete!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,530 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Complete
The Railways End by Red Star reviews
Sometimes we can choose the path we follow. Sometimes our choices are made for us. And sometimes we have no choice at all." Crossover with Sandman. (Formerly known as The Second Vortex)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,992 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 5/20/2002
Lost and Found by Rimana reviews
FINISHED. She left her former home to become someone else. He gave up his old life for love, and to make his dreams come true. When a new threat appears, the power that was lost will be found within the souls of two young people. LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,072 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 10/30/2003
The Legend Of Zelda: Emerald Eyes by HAPPY N00DLE B0Y reviews
CHAPPY 6 FINALLY UP! Link FINALLY realizes Saria loves him, and after they start dating, someone wants them apart. But who? (I suck at summarys SariaLink if you really must know. PG-13 for language, etc.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,873 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 12/28/2003
Never Knows Best by Sefi reviews
It's about Naota and his search for Mamimi. I changed the title, it used to be Naota's Love. Mmm.....Naota nummy (don't ask). And if you didn't know, the title is from Mamimi's cigarette ^-^.
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,870 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/30/2003 - Published: 8/13/2003
Hand Maid May: Unrequited by shanejayell reviews
Shoujo-ai! Someone has a crush on May...
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2002
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This Is Not What I Wanted reviews
Deku Link wakes up after one night in Termina to find things have...changed. Deku!Link x Termina's Moon. Written by request. No idea why otherwise. Truly, this is not what I wanted.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Deku Scrub Link - Complete
From Dusk Until Dawn Prologue: Part One: Beacon
The first prologue to From Dusk Until Dawn. Provides some basic background on the characters, as well as tying up a few loose ends.
Crossover - X-overs & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,393 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Complete
Coming Home
This is part three of ten or more, but they'll all stand alone. CSI universe and Star Trek universe, with OCs added in for added humor. Hmmm...Captain Horatio Caine? RR or something! Chapter 2 up, 3 on the way! M for language.
TV X-overs - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,484 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
The Great Three Book Five: Awakenings
I said I'd get this up. Sequel to Sunrise, and Part Five of Ten in the Great Three saga.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,742 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006
The Great Three Book Four: Sunrise reviews
With a final update 3.30.06, This story is done. RR, please.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,067 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Complete
The Great Three Book Three: Sunset reviews
Link faces a new evil...but who?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2004 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Link - Complete
WrestleMania Hinata reviews
Yes, you read that right. I decided to crossover wrestling with Love Hina, and a created character... These are the results! R&R please!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,036 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2004 - Published: 8/30/2003
Superman reviews
R for language. This is quite positive, if you ask me.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2004
Redemption reviews
Matt Hardy hunts down Kane...RR! R for language, voilence, and themes.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2004
Cougar Draven v Howler Draven
With Gene Draven as SGR.
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Published: 4/13/2004
Promises Kept, Friends Forgotten reviews
In the midst of danger, can Keitaro learn to love Mutsumi? (Chap. 4 Up!)
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Battered Humans
A songfic to Battery and - Human by Metallica. R for excessivs violence.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Published: 3/18/2004
CHW Tag Team Championship reviews
An E-Fed match I wrote. R&R Please!
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/18/2004
Here Without You reviews
A songfic to 3 Doors Down. Will Cougar put up with Eric Bischoff for long?
Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3/5/2004
Finger Eleven Medley reviews
Medley of Thousand Mile Wish and Obvious Heart by Finger Eleven. Why PG-13? I'm 16, and I wrote it.
Song Fics - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/25/2003
Frantic reviews
What happens when you lose it all?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/19/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003
Shippensberg reviews
Songfic to Shippensberg by cKy. And they wonder why the band's name is camp Kill yousrself.
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2003
Blue and Yellow
Another Songfic, this time using Blue and Yellow by The Used. Implied Naru-Keitaro.
Love Hina - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Published: 8/30/2003
Attached at the Hip
Songfic using Attached at the Hip by cKy. No extreme language, but rated PG-13 for themes. R&R Please!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Published: 8/30/2003
And the Wind Keeps on Blowing
A short fic, I decided to write something kinda creepy, and I wanted to try my hand at not involving dialogue... RR !
Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 808 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Complete
The Ultimate Crossover reviews
Chapter 6 Up! Still the same old mix, and the rating is still the same, PG-13! Rated for language and violence. Chapter 4 specifically rated R for violence and gore. Enjoy, and R&R please!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003
Cibola Of The East reviews
Don't hurt me for leaving the cliffhanger, but I wanted to save the description for the next chapter!
M*A*S*H - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/11/2003