Jaynaria
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Joined 07-23-12, id: 4148920, Profile Updated: 02-06-16
Author has written 3 stories for Loveless, and Vampire Knight.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (I'm blonde, and you don't want to know how many times i've been called stupid because of my hair color.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST go to hell. (No. Just, no.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Hmm...)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm a mutt. XD)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black goes with everything!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Sure, pick on me 'cause i'm self-conscious...)
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Red. XD)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Art makes the world spin!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (No.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. (I don't know about this one...)
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. (I might be a Jew too!)
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. (Is it possible to be gay when your a woman and hang out with gay guys?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Muttsy. XD)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm in love with the illusion of love!)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.(Whoa NELLY!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Occasionally...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I've had my share of relationships.)
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. (Hmph.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.(huh?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (so I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Everyone is their own unique being.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with selfcontrol.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Mom said I was born 45 years old...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Only those who are beautiful on the inside.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I burn reaaaalllyyy easily.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(Life is precious)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I wish.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No way.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (My CAT is anti-social! At least I make an effort!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Personally, i think crazy sounds fun, don't you?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Manga.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw MANGA so I MUST be a freak. (I'm not very good...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (XD)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I can lift up my 156 pound brother.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (What world do you live in?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (*cough cough* Humanity. *cough*)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Ten Commandments

1 Thou Shalt Not Discriminate(Gender Don't Matter!)

2 Thou Shalt Not Hate(Unless You're a Hater)

3 Thou Shalt Love The Haters(Lets Face it, We All Hate a Little)

4 Thou Shalt Speak Thy Mind(Its The Internet! No One Cares)

5 Thou Shalt Not Run From Jay(Even if S/He Does Try to Feel You Up)

6 Thou Shalt Not Sell Out Thy Friends(Don't be a JUDAS!)

7 Thou Shalt be Respectful(You Give, They Give)

8 Thou Shalt be Amazed(Jay's Awesomeness Requires Paparazzi)

9 Thou Shalt Not Steal(Or No Reviews)

10 Thou Shalt Not Ask If We Own Anything(Gets Old Fast)

Profile

Name- Jaynaria

Species- ...I wonder

Gender- Why you ask?!

Age- Younger than 45

Hair color- I'm a plati. XD

Eye color- Uuummm... My friends tell me it changes...

Skin color- O! M! G! I'm f%&#*ing PALE!!! Thats IT! FTW!!! I CAN'T TAN!

Other names- You, Freak, ect.(I prefer RDJ. Oh, and 'hey' is for horses.)

Likes- Homestuck, Vampire Knight, Loveless, Harry Potter, Hunter X Hunter, YuYu Hakusho, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, Bleach, Naruto, DBZ, Meulin, Amporas, Makaras, Striders, Gay shipping, ect.

Dislikes- Nothing.(And I mean NOTHING! *shudders* its horrible)

Disclaimer- Only OC's and SOME plots.

Lives- My own Little World...

Note- My name really IS Jaynaria, and please if you say it, it is pronounced; Jay-NAY-lia

BLAH BLAH BLAH

My only flaw with having this is that i can only get on once in a blue moon. I kinda wish i was of legal age so i could live by myself.

AAAAAAAANNNNDDDD Now that I am, IDK what to do. :)

Currently working on Vampire Knight Stories! Tell me what you think.

Also, sorry about the technical difficulties...

I see that people have been visiting my profile...I'm not a very interesting person...

Oh! Snapola! I keep forgetting. My Tumblr is www.tumblr.com/blog/randomjayna, and my shipping blog is www.tumblr.com/blog/actuallyonetruepairing.

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belladonna by waterlit reviews
Kanda of the City Guard and the chief priestess Allen fall in love just as the ancient war between good and evil grows fiercer by the day. Faced with the threat of Allen's dual identity, a ruthless Leverrier, and the Earl's overwhelming malignance, Kanda and Allen must find a way to navigate these dangerous times. [Kanda/femAllen] AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 194,059 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 2/19/2012 - [Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu]
Lost and Found by Missfortune reviews
During a hunt, Toboe looses his precious bracelets! Mild shonen ai.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
Can You Remember Tears? by Kurapika reviews
A slight Kuro X Kura here but not a yaoi. Takes place in Kura's past, then continues back in present time. Rating is low now, might change later on. R&R please CHAPTER 7 UP
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,160 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Kurapika K., Kuroro L.
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As the Pale Moon Glows reviews
Kaname is Frozen, Yuki is gone, and Zero is holding on by merely a thread. Yagari and Cross do their best to keep him together, but the only one who can really help him is FROZEN! Add the weird dreams Zero has been having to the mix, you have a recipe for disaster, boiling on the stove. MPREG, YAOI in later chapters, Kaname x Zero/KaZe Unbetaed/not mine.
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,184 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 2/2 - Kaien C., Kaname K., Toga Y., Zero K.
Dusk and Dawn reviews
Collection of short stories about Cross, Zero and Akira.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15 - Kaien C., Zero K., OC
I Shall Not Mearly Die reviews
Ritsuka conemplates his own worth, and ends up dying at his mothers hands. Rated T for Content. I am out of inspiration...
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete