Jaynaria
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Joined 07-23-12, id: 4148920, Profile Updated: 09-22-14
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (I'm blonde, and you don't want to know how many times i've been called stupid because of my hair color.)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I MUST go to hell. (No. Just, no.)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (Hmm...)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm a mutt. XD)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (Black goes with everything!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (Sure, pick on me 'cause i'm self-conscious...)
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (Red. XD)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Art makes the world spin!)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (No.)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. (I don't know about this one...)
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. (I might be a Jew too!)
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too. (Is it possible to be gay when your a woman and hang out with gay guys?)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. (Muttsy. XD)
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. (I'm in love with the illusion of love!)
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… or crazy.(Whoa NELLY!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Occasionally...)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I've had my share of relationships.)
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I MUST be screwed up. (Hmph.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.(huh?)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (so I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Everyone is their own unique being.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with selfcontrol.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Mom said I was born 45 years old...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (Only those who are beautiful on the inside.)
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (I burn reaaaalllyyy easily.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.(Life is precious)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (I wish.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (No way.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (My CAT is anti-social! At least I make an effort!)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Personally, i think crazy sounds fun, don't you?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Manga.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw MANGA so I MUST be a freak. (I'm not very good...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (XD)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I can lift up my 156 pound brother.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (What world do you live in?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (*cough cough* Humanity. *cough*)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and old had and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Ten Commandments

1 Thou Shalt Not Discriminate(I'm Bi-Gender Don't Matter!)

2 Thou Shalt Not Hate(Unless Your a Hater)

3 Thou Shalt Love The Haters(Lets Face it, We All Hate a Little)

4 Thou Shalt Speak Thy Mind(Its The Internet! No One Cares)

5 Thou Shalt Not Run From Jay(Even if S/He Does Try to Feel You Up)

6 Thou Shalt Not Sell Out Thy Friends(Don't be a JUDAS!)

7 Thou Shalt be Respectful(You Give, They Give)

8 Thou Shalt be Amazed(Jay's Awesomeness Requires Papparazzi)

9 Thou Shalt Not Steal(Or No Reviews)

10 Thou Shalt Not Ask If We Own Anything(Gets Old Fast)

Profile

Name- Jaynaria

Species- ...I wonder

Gender- Why you ask?!

Age- Younger than 45

Hair color- I'm a plati. XD

Eye color- Uuummm... My friends tell me it changes...

Skin color- O! M! G! I'm f%&#*ing PALE!!! Thats IT! FTW!!! I CAN'T TAN!

Other names- You, Freak, ect.(I prefer JKL. Oh, and 'hey' is for horses.)

Likes- Homestuck, Vampire Knight, Loveless, Harry Potter, Hunter X Hunter, YuYu Hakusho, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, My Neighbor Totoro, Bleach, Naruto, DBZ, Meulin, Amporas, Makaras, Striders, ect.

Dislikes- Nothing.(And I mean NOTHING! *shudders* its horrible)

Disclaimer- Only OC's and SOME plots.

Lives- My own Little World...

Note- My name really IS Jaynaria, and please if you say it, it is pronounced; Jay-NAY-lia

BLAH BLAH BLAH

I want to make a fic about Allen and Kanda from D. Gray-man. My ideas will be posted on the web very soon. It will be a reincarnation fic and a vampire fic, it will have tragedy but also a happy ending.
Allen- Avalyn, Angeline, Argentine, and Armeria
Lavi- Levi, Lali, Lily, and...havent decided yet.
Lenalee- Rena, Lia, Rivon, and Lee
Kanda- Still just Kanda *sighs*
Alma- Ada

Tyki-Tyler, Tina, Tsubasa...

Ocs;

Vincent- Avalyn and Kanda's son. Midnight hair, mercury eyes. A total flirt and ladies man.
Yuki- Angeline and Kanda's daughter. Silver hair and blue-grey eyes. Shy and introverted.

...Haven't made any others yet...

My only flaw with having this is that i can only get on once in a blue moon. I kinda wish i was of legal age so i could live by myself.

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belladonna by waterlit reviews
Kanda, a captain of the City Guard, meets Allen, the priestess of the city; they unwittingly and unwillingly fall in love against a backdrop of war. Will their love destroy them? Will they destroy their love? Kanda/femAllen. AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,195 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
Lost and Found by Missfortune reviews
During a hunt, Toboe looses his precious bracelets! Mild shonen ai.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
Can You Remember Tears? by Kurapika reviews
A slight Kuro X Kura here but not a yaoi. Takes place in Kura's past, then continues back in present time. Rating is low now, might change later on. R&R please CHAPTER 7 UP
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,160 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/28/2003 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Kurapika K., Kuroro L.
I Shall Not Mearly Die reviews
Ritsuka conemplates his own worth, and ends up dying at his mothers hands. Rated T for Content. I am out of inspiration...MUST DO YULLEN!
Loveless - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Ritsuka A., Soubi A. - Complete