Well the thing here says to make a profile so here's a profile it's not gonna be long thou :P
I'm in to a lot of the arts so when i saw about anime and manga i fell in love, then my best friend Kelsey says to go visit fanfiction so here i am today. :) I don't really write a lot of things so you probably won't see any writing by me but who knows...well that's it for know got any question just PM me =)
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
REALLY RANDOM THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!! and that I stole from Dragons of Despair that stole from Here's Your Cheese Omelette...
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems
No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
Uh...define 'normal' for me again.
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
""Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.
Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.
I really love these sayings underneath this because it reminds me so much of my best friend/sister who actually is Dragons of Despair =)
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and make a joke to make you laugh at yourself
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDSAsks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Would repost this stuff
FRIENDS: Fade BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
9. If you choose...
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into an unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help,
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
And don't pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!