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Author has written 1 story for Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hello there!

My name is Buffalochip and I will be here to light the fires of your imagination! (Yes. That is a pun.)

Hope you enjoy my writing and please remember that most of my writing is not to be taken seriously. I tend to write humorous things, though you may find something less humorous from time to time (like once every million years--believe me, I try and it still ends up funny).

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The Marriage Curse by Aeterna Nox Rosa reviews
Written for the HPFC The Marriage Curse Challenge. Set in Fifth Year. When a curse falls everyone in Hogwarts at the time must now marry three other people. Chaos ensues. New alliances are formed and old allegiances are changed. The Ministry is baffled. Voldemort is upset. [Complicated group marriage situations. Rated T at the moment. Rating subject to change.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,387 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G., Lucius M., Ginny W.]
The Savage by Magda the Magpie reviews
AU. After the war, Severus has resumed his life as best he could, taking back his position as potions professor at Hogwarts and Head of Slytherin. Everything is monotonously normal and dull, until a mysterious person saves his life from what he fears most. Now, Severus has a purpose again: discovering who his saviour is, and give him a sever tongue-lashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,168 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Twenty Eight by Mrs J's Soup reviews
::::A Mini Sequel to 169:::: Remus is the DADA Professor at Hogwarts in 1993. Of course, there are no Dementors or wrongly imprisoned Azkaban escapees threatening the school. But even without the Boy-Who-Lived's baggage endangering lives, Hogwarts still seems to attract danger. Someone wants Remus dead, and they are willing to put the whole school at risk to do it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,421 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks, Frank L.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
How To Fall In Love (In Ten Easy Steps) by KnifeInTheCrayonBox reviews
Sofia isn't sure how to get Cedric to notice her, so when Amber suggests she try tricks from romance novels—and promises it will get him to fall for her by Valentine's Day—Sofia is all too willing. What starts out as simply falling into his arms and getting him to notice her becomes even more complicated when each cliché trick fails…and Valentine's Day is just six days away!
Sofia the First - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,692 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Cedric, Sofia] [Amber, Desmond] - Complete
hanakotoba, hanataba by postscriptress reviews
"I am not the kind of man who'd let such a beautiful young lady like you walk in the dark, all alone." Definitely true, the truest of truths, straight from the bottom of Mikoto Mikoshiba's too-large, too-fragile heart. (Or: in which Mikorin falls for Chiyo.)
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/8 - Chiyo S., Mikoshiba M. - Complete
The Chains We Forge in Life by Ryl reviews
In which Hermione and a few Slytherins would rather take a pass on the past, thank you very much.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/25/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Finding Time by El Reino reviews
Remus wants to find out more about the new Potions assistant. He is curious about her secrets as she seems to know all about his. Hermione just wants to do her job and get out. Their timing was never right. EWE. Marauders and an eventual build up to romance. Drabbles. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 137 - Words: 120,970 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Polyjuice and Potente Potions by magandakoi reviews
After a Weasley prank gone wrong and a castle induced slip through time, Hermione is trying her best to be unremarkable. But as the suddenly new male roommate of the Marauders, she's finding it difficult to find her way home while Sirius is mothering her and Remus is breathing down her neck in suspicion. She just needs to get home, get female, and survive. Hermione/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Hermione G., Remus L.
I Have Known the Eyes by phoenixrising934 reviews
Set During HBP: After an inexplicable event in the Room of Requirement, Draco Malfoy finds himself trapped in an alternate universe with the Mudblood and her Gryffindor friends. Eventually, he knows it to be the future - his future. But with only Gryffindors around, will he ever escape this nightmarish version of it? And if he does, will anything ever be the same? Dramione, Hinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,434 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W.
Rescue Me by hootowl reviews
"Because they're going to arrest me for earthbending." And they did, but things didn't go according to plan. In fact, failure had never even crossed her mind. A capture!fic...of sorts. Muahahaha! Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 133,897 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 4/14/2012 - [Zuko, Katara]
Adventures at Morecastle by OnlyaNovel reviews
A lucky meeting in the seaside town of Morecastle results in a series of light-hearted adventures and misadventures, accompanied by prodigious amounts of flirting.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,756 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Elizabeth, Jane, Mr. Bingley, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Sibling Intervention by cheshireSorrows reviews
Under construction.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,699 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 782 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Mr. Bingley, Jane] - Complete
The Confrontational Approach by Advocaat reviews
In which Prince Zuko can't catch a break. "Wait, you tied Katara to a tree? Wow, that's... I mean... that just explains so much." "I was desperate!" "Whoa! Way too much information there, Sparky." Zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Zuko, Katara
Taming Granger by Jaycie Victory reviews
If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,921 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Different Type of Furry Little Problem by blue artemis reviews
Hermione gets quite a bit more than she bargained for when she takes Crookshanks as her familiar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Hermione G., Regulus B. - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Zuzubirds reviews
A slight sandstorm interrupts a very important moment in their journey; now our favorite gang is stranded in a sooty, stinky tavern with an injured Katara and a temperamental Fire Prince who's still bent on restoring his honor. No good can come from this!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,053 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Devil on Her Back by kw0414 reviews
Disenchanted with her work, Inspector Hermione Granger's new assignment brings two surprises which may change her mind: the discovery of a clandestine smuggling ring and, perhaps even more surprising, the appearance of a very much alive Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,124 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Of Beauty by Emertheawesome reviews
In which Draco tears up floorboards and memories, and Hermione watches. Of redemption, forgiveness, and unexpected love. Featured fic for August on Hawthorne&Vine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,868 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Give Up, It's A Wonderful Life by SwissMiss1 reviews
When Hermione Granger is assigned Severus Snape's old quarters, she never expects to find his ghost haunting them. But is everything really as it appears? SSHG, epilogue compliant. Originally written for Harry Holidays 2010 on LiveJournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,955 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Fearless in the Dark by JDPhoenix reviews
A crippled Malfoy. Barely any better than a muggle - worse! He had magic, certainly, but what was he to do with it when he couldn't even see where his wand was pointing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,610 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Memento Vivere by Enkida reviews
Sin is a memory, Vegnagun is scrap metal and a new era of peace has swept over Spira. It's not enough for Rikku, who is still waiting for her own story to begin. But what happens when her search brings her on a pilgrimage to the past... literally?
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 179,944 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Rikku, Auron
As It Should Be by xcgirl08 reviews
His wife's question shocked him, of course: but in retrospect, it had needed asking. TaangKataang one shot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,892 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Aang, Toph - Complete
Diplomacy by Electric Risk reviews
Zuko and Katara seem to have an endless supply of things to fight about, like bad haircuts and a poor understanding of the color spectrum, but a change in battle tactics makes their war far more interesting. Utter crack takes on human form as... Zutara!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Parental Guidance by xcgirl08 reviews
Sokka has his own way of helping his daughter deal with boy troubles, it would seem.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Maybe You Can Ask Someone Else To Kiss It Better by Rebirth of the Phoenix reviews
“It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.”
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
The Three Kick Rule by Cheesymuffins reviews
Sokka learns a new Fire Nation tradition... Warning: Slight Sokka bashing
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Stuck in a Room You Can't Get Out Of by sagdragon3002 reviews
Trapped together, Rikku busies herself with irritating Auron while the guardian wonders what he’s done to deserve this. WARNING: Contains hints of Aurikku.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,803 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Auron, Rikku - Complete
The Woes of a Cabbage Merchant: The Chase? reviews
His precious cabbages are repeatedly destroyed in the name of...love? Ty Lee x Sokka-Sokka experiences the Fire Nation's new questioning technique and Ty Lee plays a friendly game of chase
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Ty Lee, Sokka - Complete