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Joined 07-24-12, id: 4152657, Profile Updated: 12-03-13
Author has written 18 stories for Cars.

If you've been by my side long enough you’ll notice that every so often, I rewrite my bio. Yeah, I guess for me it’s just a way of letting the world know that every day I mature a bit more and have more wisdom than I did.

Wow, that made me sound so OLD. XD I swear I’m 14, no older.

My name’s Stacy, as you’ve probably already gathered, from my screen name, page, or anywhere else. As you also probably guessed, I’m in love with that silvery blue Aston Martin with the gorgeous aquamarine eyes called Finn McMissile. Nope, not ashamed to shout it to the world. (I’ve got a picture of him in my locker, which all the 6th, 7th, and my fellow 8th graders can see the inside of. xD)

My picture on DeviantART says, “Dream of IMPOSSIBLE things. Because dreams don’t have to be possible. They just have to be something you believe in.” because that’s exactly what I believe. My dream is to become a race car driver. It’s also to be taken away by a madman in a blue box, and also to become a spy, and also to move to England, and also to be transported to a fantasy world. Let’s face it: The majority of those ain’t gonna happen. But I can still wish.

I love to draw, in case you haven’t noticed. ;) I also love to sing, (One does not simply live without music) read, and big shocker (lol), I like to write stories. I don’t always write fanfictions; sometimes I’m working on a story I hope will be published one day. :)

I love stories of all shapes and forms, so that includes movies and TV shows. My favorite movie, without a doubt, is Cars 2. And the title for my favorite TV show is being fought over by three shows: Doctor Who, Phineas and Ferb, and Avatar the Last Airbender. I can’t decide which, but I love all of them. :D The 10th Doctor closely follows Finn for “the fictional character I’m in love with.” I know that makes me sound like a mindless fangirl, XD but I don’t just like him because he’s good-looking as most girls do. I love his personality. xD

I’m also a gamer, not to be all “Ooh look at me I’m a girl gamer in your face” lol no. I usually only play Minecraft, since I spend most of my time locked in my room hiding from the outside world. :P (It’s scary out there!) But occasionally I do play some PS2 games with my two younger brothers. The games we usually play are “Star Wars Battlefront II,” almost any Lego video game you can name, “Kirby returns to Dreamland,” and, obviously, the Cars 2 video game. :3 Though my best friend has forced me to play some Kingdom Hearts and Epic Mickey games. xD

And one very, very, very, very important thing you need to know about me: I’m a tomboy, and HATES anything girly, sparkly, pink, or in current fashion because it’s just me but I honestly find fashion ridiculous. There aren’t many of us… The majority of my friends are girly. I think I only have (well minus my guy friends, of course) one friend that’s a tomboy, as well. Well another’s sort of half and half. xD

I think you'll notice most of my fanfics have something to do with Finn McMissile, and all of them include the spies somehow. So if you're looking for some SalQueen... Not the best author to follow...xD A good author to follow for Salqueen is mah good friend and "big sister" MereMcQueen314.

As for Cars shippings, I ship both MaterxHolley and FinnxHolley. :P Filley is the only non-origional pairing I ship. So the rest, I ship LightningxSally, and...you get the idea. FloxRamone... Yeah. Ooh, but I do ship Siddeley and Finn with OCs occasionally. (NOT SID AND FINN TOGETHER...O.o That's just creepy...)

Yes, well. Stacky’s out. Peace!

Basically a lot of stuff me likes:

Cars

Doctor Who

Avatar the Last Aibender

Psych

Music

Video games

Computer

Minecraft

Drawing/Writing

Despicable Me

Lord of the Rings (Well, sorta.)

...Well not EVERYTHING. But a lot. :)

I'm known on DeviantART as the same name as here. Little bit more info about me there, I think.

On YouTube I'm Stacy McMissile.

Friends:

MereMcQueen314: "Big sister" and first internet friend I ever made.

Lunan95: Other "big sister" and an excellent author, artist, and rper. ;)

Worst Dream. Best Nightmare.: Bestie in real life. I'm a year older than her but we're in the same grade so I just call her my twin.

Pancake3298

LightningCharms

thepopstar27

LightningGir95

Lady Prussia of Awesomeness

More friends...that I can't remember at the moment...xP


My stories at the very bottom of the page... Except one: Trip to the Unknown. That is co-authored by my bestie Worst Dream. Best Nightmare. and she published it on her side.


Copy an paste stuff! :) Ewwwww boy, this could take a while...:P Have fun! xD

Words to live by:

-The only thing to fear is fear itself...and spiders

-Life is more fun when lived at random!

-America succeeds when bad ideas fail

-When life gives you Lemons, throw them back and say,"I wanted Finn McMissile!"

-The only way to make your PC go faster, is to throw it out the window

-Always give 100%...unless you're donating blood

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with everything Disney, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101 MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, Mighty ANT MonkeyLover422

Things to Think About

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes (Whack) "Dang!" The skydiver goes, "Dang!" (Whack)

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?

Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

Why can't they make the plane out of the same substance that indestructible little black box is?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

So what's the speed of dark?

Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

EMO= Extravagantly Made Origami

If the sky is the limit then what is space, over the limit?

Why is it called a TV set if you only get one?

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out how the heck you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do, kill me?

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Wierd is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you DO annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into/onto/in your profile/bio.

If you spend at least 3 hours a day looking at fanfictions...writing fanfictions...or looking at others profiles then copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

37 Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside, and ask, "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in one corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to open the doors, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open by themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them all to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at every floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises whenever someone else pushes a button.

10. Stare grinning at another person for a while, then say, "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square with chalk on the floor then say to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug with the other passengers. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say that you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone bends to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend that you're a flight attendant, and review emergency exits with the other passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Yell, "Group hug!", then enforce it.

23. Make race car noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift as you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shup UP!"

26. Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!", then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring--don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say, "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, then say, "Is that your final answer?"

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask people what floor they want. Whenever they answer, give them a glare and say, "You should be ashamed of yourself!"

33. Ask loudly, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell different people that you can see their aura.

35. When the door closes, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long black cloak with a hood, stare at everyone, and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you honestly don't give a flying flip what anyone in any clique thinks about you, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished that you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Jacob takes off his shirt way too much in New Moon copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a bad athlete and proud of it copy and paste this to your profile.

Life's too short to worry. If you believe this, copy it to your profile and write some of your own.

If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. Huh, a lot of people haven't read fanfiction.

If you've searched Google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile.

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite


Why do we sleep in church,
But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to Gossip?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...

Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...

Then copy and past this on your profile.

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."


On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(B-but that's the only time I work on my hair!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(That's helpful)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(What if I don't want to? It's only a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(A little late for that)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are they sure? Let's experiment!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But that's the only time I iron anything! Wait. Who's body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(Yep. It's not like kids aren't allowed to drive or anything.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(Any I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children's reach.
(No way! Keep sharp pointy things away from three year olds, got it.)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to what?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(Well duh! Plus, they left out the peas.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Aww... I was hoping to throw them at random strangers. Or use them to stick up the old guys who's sitting next to me's nose)

On a package of peanuts:
open package, eat nuts
(Again, really why do I bother?)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Nope, stop it with your feet.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(That's nice. Destroy a bunch of kid's belief.)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only...
(W-What?)

On the pole of an American Flag:
Sticker saying "Made in China".
(This makes no sense!!!)


Children don't care whether a person is a girl or a boy, black or white, pretty or ugly, different or the same. They will be friends simply because they get along. Children don't care about politics or religion. And yet they say adults are wiser.


The girl you just called fat?... She is overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly?... She spends hours putting on her makeup hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped?... He is abused at home.

See that man with the ugly scars?... He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun because he was crying?... His mother is dying.

Bullying shouldn't be allowed, it destroys lives, it kills, it hurts.

Put this on your profile for the people out there who are bullied.

Put this on your profile for the ones who died from bullying.

Put this on your profile for the ones who have suffered worse than you.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP
"Put your sweater on, don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me GENETICS
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me WISDOM
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." After a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. (Like Edward and Bella!!! LMON)

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

So... that answers some questions


Please read this.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

That wasn't me , but it did touch my heart.


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


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I have used my talents, to make a difference

Really?

How can you fight a fire with fire?

How can you stop a flood with water?

Why do we use violence to stop violence?

Copy And Past This To Stop Violence All Over The World. So We Have A World In The Future.


True Story

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the ally she decided to take it. However, halfway down the ally she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. When she reached the end of the ally she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same ally just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact it could've been her she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the ally the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if they could do anything for her. She asked if she could ask him a question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the police man asked him he answered, "Because she was not alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God and 93 percent of the people who read this won't repost it? Repost if you believe in God.

God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile and don't deny this because the bible says, "Deny me and i will deny you in front of my father in the gates of heaven."

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the Stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each others Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Don't ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means.


I Am the Girl...

I am the girl that begs my mom to let me stay up at night so I can finish a book

I am the girl who once stayed up 'til 2:30AM just to finish a book

I am the girl who hides in the locker room during school dances

I am the girl who has over 100 books

I am the girl who shouts out random facts that nobody knows or needs to know

I am the girl who can read the biggest words correctly, yet she got an F on a spelling test

I am the girl pushing Frankenstein (statue) at people's faces

I am the girl that loves veggies

I am the girl that hates choosing and has her friends do it for her

I am the girl that wishes boys had secret crushes on her

I am the girl that wishes she could have all the wishes in the world that would come true

I am the girl who gets mad at herself if she can't get a dance move right

I am the girl who gets picked on for dancing

I am the girl who laughs just to see if boys could find it weird so she could fix it

I am the girl who believes that you shouldn't have a big quantity of friends, but good quality

I am the girl who smiles when friends do something dumb for her


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Hold out their umbrella for you.
BEST FRIENDS: Take your and say "RUN, RUN!!!".

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will offer to put your book away after class.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push their's onto your desk for you do do it.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this weirdness!


MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were on a sugur high when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

73/100!? Wow, I never realized what an idiot I am! Okay, maybe I did...But still. O.o


HAVE YOU EVER...

Smoked?: No, and I have no intention of ruining my lungs.

Bungee jumped?: No, but I wanna!

Made yourself throw up?: No...

Ever been in love?: Of course, my life is sad, and I'm in love with someone that doesn't exist. (coughFinnMcMissilecough)

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Don't think so...

Lied: YEAH! More than I'm proud of...:(

Fallen for your best friend?: Uh, no... O_o

Rejected someone?: You mean asking out rejected or friendship rejected?

Used someone?: To go get me something? (Hey best friend o mine! Mind giving me a boost so I can get that cookie up there?)

Done something you regret?: Oh, yeah. Someone really needs to invent a time machine...


Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when it’s your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit in the front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing, "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!” jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by them self.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cushions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a water gun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in, shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting, "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cell phone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.


If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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Welcome to the adventures at C.H.R.O.M.E. Meet Finn McMissile, Leland Turbo, Siddeley, Holley Shiftwell and a bit of both Rod Redline and Tomber. Collection of oneshots and short stories. Friendship, romance, action, adventure and humor. You name it. Everything is here! Also mentioned Alice Hartwick. Please review if you love Finn, Leland and the other spies! Ideas is very welcome!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,597 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Finn M., Siddeley, Tomber, OC
I Can't Help Falling in Love With You by SnowsLeopard reviews
"No!", I screamed as the love of my life fell to the ground, his eyes already closed. It felt as if time went into slow motion and here I was, trapped inside a glass cage. "No, no, it can't be true.", I whispered looking at the car in front of my prison. He couldn't be dead, he just couldn't be.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Finn M. - Complete
This Crazy Town by tornadogirl28 reviews
A shot song fic on life in Radiator Springs!
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Complete
My Heart Would Know by Lunan95 reviews
One-shot! Doc Hudson remembered his racing past and how he ended up. But when he met his beloved Alice Hartwick, he couldn't imagine how he would end as a ex-racer, widow, judge and doctor. But a slight of happiness could be found in the most unexpected way, in a certain hotheaded racer boy. Humanized! Mentioned Dalice and mentioned s*x. Rated T for safety. Read, enjoy and review.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet - Complete
CROME: Training Academy by tornadogirl28 reviews
Holley Shiftwell and her friend Siddley are just starting their third year of training when a new kid shows up. A new kid by the name of Finn McMissle. Suddenly their third year just got a whole lot more interesting! -Humanized -COMPLETE!
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
The Babysitters by KnitzAndPearls reviews
What happens when Chick, Maria, Lightning, Sally, Francesco, and Emily babysit Sally and Maria's cousins? Oh, not much. The ingestion of a plastic banana, An argument over italian foods, name-calling, pillow throwing, and a lost baby. *shrug* nothin much.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Lightning, Sally - Complete
At The Weakest by KnitzAndPearls reviews
Lightning and Sally were just beginning to fall in love. Everything seemed perfect. But when Lightning is suddenly diagnosed with a life-threatening disease, and Sally's abusive father comes after her, what will they do? Time is running out for Lightning. Will he live long enough to marry Sally? Or see his baby daughter? All they know is that without each other, all is lost.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 36,596 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Lightning, Sally - Complete
Ora e Sempre by pancake-ss reviews
Love is like a monster. It'll get you, mess with you, then throw you away. For Francesco Bernoulli, at least. When he starts falling for Emily Turbo, he is first cautious. But can Emily open up a new side of him that no one knows about? Francesco & OC.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,850 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Francesco B. - Complete
Alfa and Omega by Mighty ANT reviews
Two cars, brought together by fate. One was suave and sleek, an excellent spy. The other sent to help infiltrate a government. Torn apart when needed most; lost and heartbroken alone. Finn/Giulia -Rated to be safe- Both Pre-and-Post Movie
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,997 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Finn M. - Complete
Dangerous Keepings by MissCarrera reviews
Life is hard for those who live, and even harder for those who love. Set after Cars 2, Holley and Finn are summoned back to Radiator Springs. Little do they know, returning will be their biggest mistake...
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Holley S., Finn M. - Complete
Dents of the Mind by Silverwindghost reviews
Cars 2. SPOILERS. During a quiet night of a mission with Finn, Holley reflects on the incident in the clock tower and her relationship with her new field partner. Slight to moderate Holly/Finn, pure cotton-candyish fluff.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
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The Volleyball Who Became a Missile reviews
Kat was just an ordinary volleyball player starting 8th grade, except for one thing: She was starting at a new school. The odd girl out; until of course she encounters Finn McMissile's gang off friends. Soon she discovers her new friends are students like no other, who help her realize her volleyball skills can be useful for something else...
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Finn M., Holley S., Siddeley, Tomber
Coincidence reviews
Alexis Corentray has always loved Pixar Cars, especially Finn, who she was pretty much in love with. One day, two years after Cars 2, the news of Michael Caine's death reached her. No Finn in Cars 3. What happens when a boy with black hair, eyes like Finn's, and had just moved to Illinois from England becomes her school's newest student? (MC didn't really die! [THANK GOD])
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Finn M.
CHROME Academy reviews
All great agents went to a spy school of some kind. CHROME agents like Finn and Holley? The best spy school in Europe is CHROME Academy. What if Finn, Leland, Siddeley, Holley, and Harry:OC: all went there together? Rated T for language. Humanized. Filley. Based somewhat off of SeptemberMistAngel17's story "Prom Week".
Cars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,608 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Finn M., Holley S., Siddeley
Car Ride reviews
What happens when you cram Finn, Holley, Siddeley, OC Harry, and OC Cameron in a minivan driving across the U.S.? Humanized. Maybe some FinnXHolley...Maybe not...Honestly don't know...
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,196 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Finn M., Holley S., Siddeley
Raindrops reviews
"Friendship can be dangerous in our line of work..." Finn once said. The same goes for relationships. So it isn't a surprise when Finn and Holley are in the most danger they've ever been in when they start feeling for each other. From raindrops to hurricanes, everyday is a storm. Does it matter if Finn and Holley get caught in the rain as long as they have each other? :Humanized:
Cars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 73,811 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Finn M., Holley S. - Complete
What in Blue Blazes? reviews
It all started when Finn and Mater got themselves captured. Of COURSE they did... Naturally, I went to go rescue them. Ever since we got back, they've been acting...strange... like their personalities have been switched... And since when does Finn say "dad gum"?
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Mater, Finn M., Holley S.
Lemon Fever reviews
What happens when Lightning's older sister, Rebecca, gets kidnapped by the Lemons? She gets rescued, of course. But what do they do when horrible things start happening to Becca, all because of what Axlerod has done? :humanized: Rated T for language.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,002 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Siddeley
The Best Way to Spread Christmas Cheer is Spying Loud for All to Hear reviews
Mater's invited the spies over to Radiator Springs for Christmas. Of course, you never feel more alive than when you drag Stacy shopping for clothes, force Siddeley to be a passenger on a regular plane, go sledding in Radiator Springs, and attend the annual Radiator Springs Christmas Eve party. Or as Finn usually says, "when you're almost dead." Things should go smoothly... Right?
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Mater, Finn M., Holley S., Siddeley
The Legend of Stalker Siddeley reviews
Story for Halloween! Everyone neglects Siddeley because of it. This "hallucination" and "paranoia," as Finn calls it. Nobody really stops and thinks, "What if he's not making this up?" No one every really thinks that maybe, for once, Siddeley is being serious. And it may be the cause of their demise...
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,552 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Siddeley
Never the Same reviews
It's never easy. It's never been easy. To see successful field agents walk past my desk each day. I'm a desk agent at CHROME. I work well with computers. Not with people. My life was never the same after that day... The day all that changed when Finn McMissile saw something in me that my superior never did: apparently I was perfect for a field agent. : Rated T to be safe:
Cars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Finn M., Holley S., Siddeley
Experience reviews
Cars 2 starts out as it always does. The characters have no idea they're fictional, and Finn escapes the oil rig alive. But what happens when he finds a human swimming in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, lost, and in another world? He befriends her, of course. By helping her, he may just help himself.
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,402 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Finn M. - Complete
Find Yourself reviews
"When you meet the one you've been waiting for..." Lightning found himself and Sally. Holley discovered life isn't about being shiny and new and found Mater. Finn made friends outside of spy work, but...he's still alone... :More genres than they let me put. xD Romance, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Adventure: Just to be safe; rated T for minor language.
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,031 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Finn M. - Complete
St Patrick's Day reviews
Saint Patrick's Day 2013 in Radiator Springs. Average day? I think not! One-shot. Feedback appreciated! LightningxSally, MaterxHolley.
Cars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Complete
What Would Happen? reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Finn made it to the oil platform on time to save Leland? What if Sarge never switched Lightning's fuel? What if Mater was never mistaken as a spy? And many more... :Currently being taken over by Lunan95:
Cars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
Dream Stories reviews
These are the dreams I had when I stayed up until 2 in the morning watching Cars 2 a couple times in a row, went to bed with a sugar high, and used a plush toy of Finn McMissile as a teddy bear...O.o. I recorded them here, and turned them into short stories. WARNING: Extremmely random! But that's good...right?
Cars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Finn M., Holley S.
Lead Me Home reviews
Sequel to Apology Gone Wrong. Violet, 14 year old "orphan", escapes the orphanage; in search of her parents who she doesn't believe are dead. By chance, she meets Finn while on the road. Finn, who knows from experience why she escaped, and how, and knew knew that place isn't a home, but a prison, doesn't turn her in, but instead, helps her, and finds a place she can call "home."
Cars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Finn M., Holley S. - Complete
Apology Gone Wrong reviews
"How could this have happened to Holley? She was so innocent…well, I guess that's what happens when you're a spy…But it was Tomber! She had let her guard down! She didn't know…I didn't know…I should have gone with her…" (So dramatic/disturbing/weird I've been thinking about deleting this...xD)
Cars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Holley S., Tomber - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
It's the hardest thing to give away, and the last thing on your mind today. It always goes to those that don't deserve. It's the opposite of how you feel, when the pain they caused is just too real. It takes everything you have just to say the word...Forgiveness One shot
Cars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sally, Chick Hicks - Complete