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Joined 07-25-12, id: 4153019, Profile Updated: 09-25-13
Author has written 5 stories for Code Geass, Naruto, Mass Effect, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Resident Evil.

It feels SO good to be BAAAAAACK (In black)! Lemme just work the kinks outta my neck/creative muscles/cock. If you've made it this far, you're about to be greatly pleased. I ain't much for small talk,(Actually, I am. Bartimaeus can testify to that) so I'll get straight to the point. Directly to the neck. Right into the jugular. Hangin' a left and headin right into the-

*Hack, cough, splutter.*

Ahem. I will be posting my overactive imaginings on here, such as what I think would've been better story-wise to certain tales, and my take on what woulda happened if I could've been there. I'll try to be entertaining as well, but don't hold yer breathe. (actually, do. I'm amused by the pretty colors your face is turning)

Now, for my magical legal mumbo-jumbo. "I do not own any of the copyrighted characters, settings, franchises, music, or any other thing you find disturbing in my fanfics. My own OC's and original content is however, mine. If you wish to show my fic ANYWHERE, feel free to do so, but you must credit ME and leave a link to its page on this site. Nor may any of the material that is mine be used for advertising or marketing other than for this site. 'Cuz the guys'n'gals here at Fanfiction are epic." Okay, that's it, show's over folks, no more magic for me. Now then...

NEW! 11/2/12 Read me! For Waking Death, just to reiterate on it, my character's name is Roy. He chose the moniker (False name) Mustang as his last name, since Full Metal Alchemist had not yet been published when he woke up within the timeline! I do own Roy! I DO NOT own Roy Mustang, character from FMA. Just to make my point entirely clear. So Mister Mary Sue will kindly shut the hell up!

My speech patterns on this are subjective. Emphasized things are usually in CAPS. I try not to have this too often. Don't wanna look like some moron who forgot he had the caps lock on. For half his damn paper. Hahahahaha, yeah, you know who I'm talkin' about, buddy. That's a swing at you.

Now typically, in my fics, there is an explanation of the different markings at the top, right under the title.

Speech has " marks around it. Quotation marks, very simple. Things in bold or italics are like that to distinguish those phrases from the rest of the sentence.

Thoughts have ' around them, and are in italics.

Radio transmissions are usually in "italics" like that,

Beyond that, my commentary will be in (LOL, comment goes here) parentheses.

Text like this will be for end of chapter comments and things that the narrator/voice-over says, or for just plain demonic voices in the character's head. Imagine the voice at the start screen of every Resident Evil game.(Sans the new crap. I want a chain-smoking janitor to rasp out "Resident... Evil," at the beginning of every game, damnit) Or from the beginning of every SAW movie, y'know, where he says I want to play a game...

Updates are just below this line.


Holy crap, I'm updating again! 9/22/13. I'm currently working on ST, WI, WD, LiP, MW, CL, and am slaving away to crank out new chapters whenever I've got spare time.

UPDATE! 9/26/13 OKAY, I have just pushed the old Roy out the door on the end of my shotgun. The new and improved Roy of Waking Death will be much more like you and me; younger, more rude, crude, crass, perverted, and less like Superman's ugly cousin. I have several new fics on the market, namely Soldier Testament. That will be my focus until it has been completed, at which point I will then post a second Mass Effect fic, titled "The Assistant." It will be somewhat similar to ST, and you can find a preview of the first chapter in ST itself, chapter 17. It's almost as badass, if I say so myself. And I do, oh, I do.

NOW, unfortunately, updates for anything and everything other than ST are going to come out at half the speed of smell. My apologies for that but I only have so many hours to waste away for you slave drivers. So get used to it, I work for a living. Moving on, thank you for reading, and thank you for reviewing. You know who you are, and I love you. Just don't stalk me, okay? I've already had to file three restraining orders, my junk can't take the abuse of a dozen women at once.

I don't get enough sleep as is.

Anyway, that's it. CARRY ON!


REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution 1997-2008

A great Character and funny host, you will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, DarkSamuraiX1999 foxgoddess07, thymistacles, chaosthesith89, Darth Void Sage of the Force, Akuma-Heika, Shadow of cobra, Blade8821,

Copypaste that if you, too, are a true fan of Toonami and Tom! *Sniff* I miss the little robotic smartass.

Please, rate and comment as you readers see fit.(That means read it first, you bastards)

Also, a little bit about me. I am male, on planet earth, (mostly) human, very intelligent, have an epic sense of (crude, dry, english) humor, and I have a highly developed sense of irony.(Try to guess where that one's from, I dare you)


"Rangers lead the way; right behind the Marines! OORAH!" -Unofficial motto of the USMC Force Recon. Semper Fi, my brothers.

"Okay, how many times do I have to kill you, to get you to shut the fuck up?!" -Having an immortal friend isn't always the best thing ever. Especially when they're annoying.

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Phoenix by TakesTwoToTango reviews
3 years after Lelouch's death, Suzaku is drowning. He's intent on self-destruction as much as his order allows, burning his life to ash. Betrayal poisons the palace & Suzaku is forced to heal in secret after nearly dying in an attack on Zero. He'll have to rise again, but can he be redeemed? It all depends on the woman who saved his life, & could save his soul - if he lets her try.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 225,029 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Suzaku K., OC]
Shachal - A Destiny Story by SaviorsBlood reviews
With the City's morale dwindling, something had to be done to restore the hope the people possessed years ago. With the return of a name from ashes nearly forgotten, what little faith remains is placed in three unlikely Guardians to bring them peace. Will these strangers succeed in the shadows of their predecessors, or will they crumble beneath the burden on their shoulders?
Destiny - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,686 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Awoken, Exo, Ghost, Human - Complete
Meet Resident Evil by rockof90 reviews
Spoofs of when characters first met each other in the main RE games (new chapters in progress)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 71 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 11/22/2008
Sith Gothic by gothicjedi666 reviews
Finally doing my KOTOR story. Took me ages to come up with a plot and now I just have to write or my head will explode. Anyway hope you enjoy and normal warnings for my stories apply. Yay for the Sith.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,727 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 9/21/2013 - OC, Bastila S.
Resident Evil 7: Casting Call by dIvInE SeReNiTy reviews
As preproduction begins on Resident Evil 7 and with an unwritten script as of yet, Capcom holds auditions to decide who will be cast in the next installment of their action/survival horror series. Unfortunately, the mixed reception to Resident Evil 6, and the antics of certain cast members may complicate matters well beyond what anybody is expecting.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,471 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 6/17/2013
RESIDENT EVIL by DarkSeraphim1 reviews
I was playing REmake, and started wondering just what it had to be like for the characters between games. I mean, beyond the files and short endings. So, I did a little marathon with all the main games, and this is what I got. Rated "M" for violence and language. HET, Multi-chapter.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 64,889 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Billy C., Joseph F.
Tales of an Exile by redtrouble reviews
Mostly revolving around her relationship with Atton Rand, this collection of stories follows the events of KOTOR2 and peers into the mind and relationships of the LSF Exile, Khara Saar, who openly claims, "I am no longer a Jedi."
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 74,122 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 9/12/2013 - [Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R.] - Complete
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 2932 - Favs: 1,966 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Resident Evil and Silly by Drindrak reviews
An entire series based off of what I say when I play the games. "Excella, darling, do try to not dodge my satellite lasers. I need to kill you." "What the hell did you do Chris!" "Sheva you crazy bi*ch! Why'd you waste my last First Aid Spray!" "C'mon Agent, just open the freaking door!" "Ada, wait!" OOC. T for language.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,053 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Chris R., Sheva A., Leon S. K., Helena H.
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R-eset by Demons Anarchy of Pride reviews
When you're granted an offer to change the past, would you take it? When you're granted power surpassing that of the King, would you accept it? Lelouch vi Britannia, formerly the 99th Emperor of the Holy Britannian Empire, has returned to the day when it all began... and he intends to change everything. Time-Travel Fic I'M BACK BABY!
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,568 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 9/20/2014
Crucible by SirArthurNudge reviews
The war is over but sometimes the end is just the beginning... Sequel has begun! See "Destiny".
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 150 - Words: 550,099 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 932,944 - Reviews: 7540 - Favs: 8,165 - Follows: 7,379 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
Lord Hokage by Nesha1 reviews
Ch. 6 - Penance: To commemorate seven years of blissful marriage Naruto prepares for a romantic evening with his wife on their anniversary—until Hinata forgets. Now his plans have changed and she must be punished for her thoughtlessness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,521 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 11/19/2014 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Master of the Shadow Clones by noheartx reviews
A complete retelling of Naruto's Life. His lineage is never kept a secret, Jiraiya acts like the godfather he should have been, and everything is completely different. How will Naruto's life change, and will it be for the better?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 87,977 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Naruto U.
He Will Be Mine by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Hinata has always been too shy and afraid to reveal herself to Naruto. But just before he returns to Konoha, she gets help from an unlikely source. Now she's got the guts to stake her claim, and she won't hide anymore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 167,057 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 1,744 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 10/1/2010 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.]
Dark Shift by brown phantom reviews
POLL. After a mission goes horribly wrong, something happens to Naruto. His mask of happiness turns dark and cruel, and he turns against the village he had sworn to protect. Can he be returned to normal before it's too late? Plot inspired by MW83, Dark NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,391 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Candle in the Dark by Creen reviews
This is basically KOTOR... but as a story, instead of a game... but it also deals with mysteries in the game. Where was the Promised Lands, and why was it so obvious? What really happened to Trask Ulgo? Dead, alive? Whose mind did they use to reprogram Revan? It's still about the main characters, but the endings of fleeting quests are seen a little better.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 271,115 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Revan, Carth O., Bastila S., Canderous O.
Persephone Rising by ansinna reviews
Three Shepards were born. Three Shepards to save the galaxy. But no one ever sends these marines out together for just a shake-down cruise... Shoker/Shenko/Sharrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 197,522 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Joker
Resident Evil: Divided By Zero by URNP reviews
Based off the game, Resident Evil Zero. Rebecca Chambers reluctantly pairs up with the escaped convict, Billy Coen, after they find themselves trapped on a zombie-infested train. This story includes some humor and out-of-characterness (if that is even a word).
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Rebecca C., Billy C. - Complete
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 293,471 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 3,968 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
All the Rage by spyder-m reviews
Naruhina oneshots and drabbles of all shapes and sizes, inspired by articles of clothing. Fluff, citrus, humour, family, friendship and angst. Canon compliant stories and AUs. Individual summaries inside. #25. Thread - "Their love was not only expressed through single, fleeting gestures, but over time, in slow and lasting journeys. It was constant, undying." Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 24,250 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mass Effect: Beginnings by Lilivati reviews
"Spectres, well, that's what they look for- initiative, sound judgment, a dash of insanity." My novelization of Mass Effect 1, featuring Commander Nathaly Shepard and the rest of the crew, with an eventual Shenko romance. This fic takes a deeper dive into the story and characters, as well as adding or altering some events.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 469,494 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Kaidan A. - Complete
Rise of the Wasteland by Squall Leonhart 501 reviews
Naruto has had enough. He is tired of the treatment of the village. So he leaves and ends up in the wasteland and from there his new life will begin. NaruHina and others later. I don't own Naruto or any other franchises that I may use. This is only 4 fun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,027 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
When Silence Becomes Sin by LogicalPremise reviews
Minato isn't an idiot. He has enough sense to know why the Third wanted him to be Hokage. Thing is. . . he doesn't feel ready for the job, and a talk with Orochimaru sends both him and the snake sannin in an entirely new and chaotic direction. No clue as to pairings or eventual ends yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,752 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Minato N.
Resident Evil 4: Field Trip of Nightmares by Mondo4Life reviews
It was suppose to be a boring field trip into a boring old village for a school project, but this is something we didn't see coming. Fear and desperation consume me and my classmates. I know this place, it is the same as that game, but i can't leave my classmates to die. When death awaits us all in the end, how do we work together and escape from this nightmare?
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - OC
Namikaze Naruto: the REAL Shinobi no Kami by tauren117 reviews
Naruto narrowly survives a near death experience, but a chain of events soon starts that leads him to become stronger than ever (extremely) strong, and smarter Naruto. Massive Harem (check my main page to see who's part of it). Lemons may be in the series later on. Some minor Jumper elements.
Crossover - Naruto & Jumper - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Naruto U.
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3280 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
An Unexpected Hero by Shadow-Wolf0020 reviews
A newly resurrected Guardian, with the last moments of his life still fresh in his mind, must now traverse a new and deadly world on the brink of destruction. Can he prove he has the will and determination to survive or will he become another casualty of war?
Destiny - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 9/16/2014 - OC
Roanapur Daily by demonicDRAMAqueen reviews
Set of drabbles written on a coffee overdose. Crack on crack. Please read and smile. Rated for Roanapur of course.
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012
Code Geass: Rise of the Black Empire by nanoman79 reviews
This is the continuation to Rise of the Black Prince. Having conquered Britannia, Lelouch and company continue to face enemies new and old. There is a bit of a timeskip from the end of Rise of the Black Prince.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,770 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/12/2012
Playing a new hand by Arson Uzamaki reviews
Naruto does the events leading to the manga differently. AU universe. Naruto X multiple ladies . Gender bending Rated M for violence lemons and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,817 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Project W by Asiera reviews
The history of the creation know as Albert Wesker has been shrouded in the darkest shadows and surrounded in the most heinous of atrocities, but that's only the surface. This is a tale of Albert's true history, one that delves deeply into the darkness of the man's withered heart and soul and reveals the horrible truths Wesker never wanted to be seen by the light of day.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 181,713 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Chris R., A. Wesker, W. Birkin, J. Krauser
Sage Of The Bijū by Luxord52 reviews
God/Jūbi/Heir to Sage Of Six Paths/Jinchūriki of all Bijū Naruto. Note, Lots of Mindscrewing, language, generic hilarity, and an insane, even by my own standards, plot. Rating for Language, Themes; I suck at those anyway... , and other generic bad for little kids stuff. NarutoXHinataXHarem Taking recomendations . Read if you want to find out what it's about, other than Insanity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,869 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kitsune 1 Prankster by gezzerslaw reviews
What if a the age 5, Naruto accepts Kyuubi as his sensei. And the Kyuubi not only teaches him to be the strongest jinchuuriki; but also a true Prankster loving Kitsune. Naruto/Hinata pairing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 187,300 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 1,072 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Sex Ed Sidestories by The Digger reviews
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style may have drawn to a close, but here are some stories from that year that haven't quite been told yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,401 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Anko M.
Tribulations of the Mercenary by WangTangSSJ5 reviews
*Ch.8 Up* Hinata Hyuga is a tender woman of 19, never has she truly known freedom as she was always barred from the world by the towering walls of her home, and with an arranged marriage taking place in a far away land; she has little hope. With the help of a mercenary band and its leader, will she be able to obtain that freedom? NxH, Fem. Kyuubi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 98,548 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 3/31/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Catch Me by Little Sakii reviews
"She's you're what?" He choked "My daughter" I sighed "When the hell did you get laid?" I frowned "I didn't. Now my dear Sasuke, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,975 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The adventures of noble six by Rogue black knight reviews
Noble Six (Spartan T-228) is ready for death but when he is given a new opportunity to live along with a mysterious new female sanghelian (elite) partner he will make it count. Rated M since halo is m rated Six/oc romance. Currently undergoing a complete rewrite. The Story has been rewritten as The Adventures of Noble Six Revamped. Link is posted in the first chapter.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,367 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Arbiter, Jun-A266/Noble Three, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Original Nightmare by simison reviews
*Sequel to First Nightmare* A group of teens fall into the world of Resident Evil and unintentionally change the timeline of the Marcus incident. Now, the survivors split into two groups. Ryan with his girlfriend, his cousin, and Kevin Dooley head to the city to warn Alpha team, while Rebecca with dimensional-crossers, Tiffany and David, head to the Spencer Mansion.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,511 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012
All Hallows Eve by meldickinson reviews
Halloween night and the gang is up to no good yet again. Party at the Redfields with strip poker, a visit from a certain police officer, and particular set of video games that sends the group wondering... M for Language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,538 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Steve B. - Complete
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Lost Script Pages by Kataangfanficer reviews
I'm going to go episode by episode and add in scenes with sexual content where I think it might be fun to include it. FULLY STORY ON ARCHIVEOFOUROWN. Check my profile for a link.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 5/4/2012 - [Aang, Katara] Sokka, Zuko
The Dark Bride by Bolmung LK reviews
FF#1 Kallen falls in love with Zero, but she soon finds out that she is being forced to marry Lelouch. Torn between the two how will the truth come out that Lelouch IS Zero?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,663 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Halo: Checkmate, book 1 - Opening Moves by Flagwaver reviews
Jason-078 is a Spartan-II who was conscripted into the toughest training program human-kind has ever known. This story follows his life from his first meeting of Doctor Halsey until the end of his training on the planet Reach. Does he have what it takes to be a Spartan? You'll have to read it to find out! Criticism/review appreciated! Written in journal style.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 77,213 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 6/24/2013
Voyages of a Wet Blanket by Lieutenant Paladine reviews
Self-Insert. I am the most dangerous thing in any world: An Outside Context Problem. And there is mayhem in the air. Watch as I travel the multiverse leaving a wake of chaos. Formerly Displacement in MassEffect
Crossover - Mass Effect & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Shepard (F)
Fate's Debt by fujin of shadows reviews
'I may not regret anything but if fate gave me another chance to redo my revolution, I promised every deity up there in heaven and down in hell, I will do my revolution right this time.' Fate could be cruel, but it doesn't like holding debts. LelouchXKallenXCC
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,895 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,558 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - [Lelouch L., Kallen S., C.C.]
The Uzumaki Tales: Return of the Whirlpool by jbriz reviews
What if Naruto met the Kyuubi during the Land of Waves? What if it was all a big misunderstanding? Watch as Naruto is able to tap into the power sealed inside of him on the day of his birth and the following events. Starts after the graduation. Better summary inside. Stronger Naruto (but realistic progression). NaruHina and others. Title becomes more apparent later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 84 - Words: 610,279 - Reviews: 2471 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 2,520 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Will You Stand By Me? by Graksis Archon of House Night reviews
A miracle is something that seems impossible, but happens anyway. And though Shepard seems to be the tough, fearless woman that everyone looks up to, even the strongest are weak at times. THIS IS A REBOOT OF AN OLD STORY Humor from my quirks, T for innuendoes & language, May Change Later, Pairings Dependent.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kasumi G., OC
Mass Vexations 3 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
We kicked the Collectors' asses. But now, we have the Reapers coming, threatening galactic extinction. Good thing we have the crew of the Normandy to try and stop it. And I'm in it to the end. Self-insert, sequel to MV2, various pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 603,088 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
Halo: Screams in the Dark by UNSC Spirit of Fire reviews
S107, Tom, and his Spartan Recon Team were headed for Scion 4 when something went terribly wrong. A new type of Flood broke out on the ship, and has consumed everything. Now, they are engaged in a desperate struggle to reclaim control of their vessel, complete their objectives, and escape. But time is of the essence, and ONI's secrets drag them closer to failure with every second.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,574 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - OC
Oath of Blood by Icy the Frostbringer reviews
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty" Lelouch vi Britannia's own words as he executed his brother. But when it mattered most, he was too weak to follow his own advice. What if he was strong enough to do what was necessary?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 155,048 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Lelouch L.
Code Geass: Alden Of The Uprising by VeniVediViceroy reviews
A retelling of Code Geass in which the power of Geass was given not to Lelouch vi Britannia, but an average Britannian named Alden Pelham. Seeing first hand the discrimination and mistreatment of the Elevens, Alden begins fighting to bring freedom and equality while also struggling with his own morality. For Want Of A Nail, OC, First-Person POV.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,616 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012
In My Dreams by WangTangSSJ5 reviews
*Reworked* Chap. 3 is up! Anko Mitarashi, age 25, lives the ordinary life, unable to find a particular spark in her life. Only when she sleeps is where she lives the life she wants and comes to admire one who only lives within her. Can she love someone who doesn't exist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,005 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Kakashi H., Anko M.]
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 3033 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Icha-Icha or you? by Crimson Solstice reviews
My first fanfic ever. Story about my favorite Konoha couple, Kakashi and Anko. A bit of personality change, not in the main story line, although, some parts will be there in future chapters. Which would you pick your first love, or your true love? Please R and R : Previously Only you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Kakashi H., Anko M.
Father to a Blond Hyuga by Dread Knight N7 reviews
He didn't expect to be a father at 16. He didn't expect the mother of his child to be the shiest girl he knew. He didn't expect the road to parenthood to be so hard. He didn't expect that his first child would be created rather than born...Naru/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 109,730 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Check by BelievingUzumaki reviews
Return to Konoha. Check. Get Life Back to Normal. Semi-Check. Fall in Love with Sakura & Be Jealous of Every Man That Can Get Near Her. Unfortunately buddy, Check. "I was told I had to protect you." He stated. "You were told?" "Fine, I just wanted too." [Chapter 12 finally]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1924 - Favs: 4,287 - Follows: 4,532 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Long Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko's curse seal malfunctions in a way no one could have imagined, leading to horrific results. Naruto and a strike team have one night to eliminate the problem at it's source. Otherwise the village of Konoha will be lost. - STORY IS BEING DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
Awkward by Hyuugamistress94 reviews
So Hinata has this crush . . . but she really isn't good at expressing how she feels, so things are a bit . . . yeah. Awkward. Rated T for cursing and the slight mature attitude of the characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 102,402 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1721 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 2,007 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Alive Out of Habit by tek reviews
Post-RE5. The cost of sanity is a high price to pay.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,511 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Total Eclipse by RED78910 reviews
What would you do to survive? Would you fight evil or go along with it? Would you stand against the tide because it's the 'right' thing to do, or would you simply go with it to make your life easier? Follow the story of young mercenary Allen Ryan as he struggles to answere these questions in a galaxy that is at best harsh and unforgiving.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 94,814 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Complete
Mass Effect 2: Beauty and the Beast by W.A.R1989 reviews
A hero is dead, but when the human colonies start disappearing, he is resurrected to fight an old enemy. Can he succeed, in a galaxy that has changed much in just two short years? Part 2 of a three part story. UPDATED FOR CORRECTIONS AND SOME NEW CHAPTERS.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 80 - Words: 197,597 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Naruto Shippuden Fanfiction : Hinata's Strike by Remilia Satsuki reviews
Hello everyone! This is my first NaruHina romance fanfic! It contains some other couples but mainly NaruHina. Summary : Hinata has long been in love with Naruto but the fool never seems to notice. Things finally seem to be going her way but will things end happily ever after? Read to find out. REVIEW AND YOU WILL RECEIVE COOKIE AND REPLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,833 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 2,424 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
The Curse by sincerelyLen reviews
Team 7 is unexpectedly assigned an S-Ranked Mission involving an unsolved mystery of 10 years. An eerie adventure that will test their teamwork, strengths, and greatest fears. Do you believe in Curses? SasuSaku minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 262,017 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chris Who? by Blank pen clear ink reviews
Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,432 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 2/22/2010 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Guns from Nowhere by fantasydreamer94 reviews
His life in Roanapur has been cut short by betrayal. Death rescues and transforms him. Returning from nowhere, the Japanese man takes on the city with his most trusted guns in his hands, and Revy faces him with the eyes of rivalry...and is turned-on.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,747 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Walk a Mile by brown phantom reviews
POLL. It's said you never truly know a person until you walk a mile in their shoes. Two young ninja are about to go even further and learn more than they ever expected to.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,808 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Diary of an Ex Businessman by Man of Sitruuna reviews
When a night out at the Yellow Flag ends in disaster, Revy discovers that Rock had been recording his days with Lagoon Company in a diary. How does he really feel about his new life, job and friends? Rated M for language and some scenes of violence.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 72,889 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Rock, Revy, Dutch, Benny
Mass Effect: Beauty and The Beast by W.A.R1989 reviews
This is the Story of Commander Wayne Allen Shepherd and Tali'Zorah's less than smooth start to a relationship. Covers Mass Effect 1, 2, and 3 UPDATED FOR CORRECTIONS and SOME NEW CHAPTERS
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 110,369 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
That Look by lord of the land of fire reviews
Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 154,558 - Reviews: 7636 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 4,816 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Anko M., Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
An Akatsuki's Rants by Erun1 reviews
No yaoi. It's what the Akatsuki would like to rant about! Rated M for implied stuff and swearing (i.e. Hidan). CRACK-FIC. I DON'T OWN THE CHARACTERS. PIC BY KONAN-TAYTAY ON DA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Akatsuki
Chronicles of The Fox apprentice by Laugher reviews
something to read when you've got nothing to do...or want to point out the grammatical faults...or...well...it's gonna kill your time i'm not promising the BEST STORY EVER but it'll kill your time pretty well yes...harem is in it too smart and powerful naruto he also gets a companion around the middle of the story that's not from the story enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,361 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hero and a Priestess by rabid wolf demon reviews
The two most charismatic young leaders of a continent engulfed in war find feelings for each other. However, they fight on opposite sides and suppress their own desires for servitude to their homelands, but selfish desires can bring about good things.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,178 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Ike, Micaiah
Resident Evil 0: Death's Door by Ron the True Fan reviews
6 people, one very bad universe. The only thing that can save them? Playing the game.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,813 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012
NaruHina: The Demon Child by Hiroko Uzumaki reviews
Naruto and Hinata are happily married at 18.Hinata suddenly becomes pregnant. they're as happy as can be. Until Hinata gives birth to something not entirely human. How will they react. I suck at summaries. This story is now owned by popopo8776.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 40,480 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Lion of Britannia by Penhaligon reviews
AU. Lelouch gave everything in pursuit of the perfect world. What if his sacrifice was rewarded with a second chance at life? What would happen if the Black Prince began his machinations seven years earlier, in a very different situation? Will his quest for power lead him to take up the mantle of Zero, or will he stay a prince of Britannia?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,725 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lelouch L.
Kunoichi College by Kashi-Cookie-Monster reviews
It was beyond bizarre to be back at the academy again, and the reason was something even more intimidating... She was being TOLD to have sex with a teacher?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,420 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Marvelous Adventures of Konoha 12 by StriderHiryuZero reviews
Deviating from the main story, we focus on our old friends from the Chuunin Exams now in Part II. Sasuke has come back to the village as well, only using Orochimaru for his power.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,773 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Code Geass: Forced Ambition by RyonaSensei reviews
Contains: Forced Rape , vulgarity, sexual themes and violence. Rai and his geass to control people using his victims with voice commands. If these are not your thing please do not continue ahead.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,075 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012
Hanyou Naruto and his vixens by Robin.exe reviews
A challenge story by Crossoverpairinglover that he put on his profile. Summary inside: Harem story Naruto/Hinata/FemHaku/Ino now added TenTen and Kin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 311,181 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 751 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hanyou Naruto and his vixens:Shipuuden! by Robin.exe reviews
Its been three years since Naruto left with Jiraiya for his training trip, along with Defeating Sasuke! Now hes back, better than before with a New Uzumaki clan to return to and new troubles! What awaits him and his vixens? Rated M, Spoilers, Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 82,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Code Geass : Light in the Darkness by Sdebeli reviews
Like always, it is the split-second decisions we make under pressure that have the greatest of consequences. Given a choice between seeing his beloved sister die and saving her at cost of himself, Lelouch vi Britannia made the obvious decision.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,309 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Lelouch L., Nunnally L.
Intimacy by spanishcallos reviews
A series of oneshots exploring the relationship between Kallen and Lelouch as they discover, grasp, and fumble with intimacy together. [Chapter 6 Up: Lelouch had given up on dreaming for his future, but Godric Stadtfeld had readily supplied him for it. He had given him a career; he had given him a standing in society. He had given him a wife.]
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Kallen S., Lelouch L.
Let's Distract Each Other by koemo reviews
This is an IbiAnko fic and, for lemons, a KakaAnko fic. With KakaGai mentioned. Ibiki and Gai are both away on a mission, so that leaves Anko lonely and bored and Kakashi longing for more distraction than Icha Icha can provide. Warnings: kink, graphic sex. A sort of sequal to "Please Don't Leave," but it's not necessary to read that first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Anko M., Kakashi H.
The Shepard Files by FenixPhoenix
Everyone has a beginning, Commander Jo Shepard is no different. These are three stories, three alternate universes, all of them detailing a little of what happened before Shepard became a specter. Colonist/Sole Survivor, Spacer/Ruthless and Earthborn/war heroine. Three Shepards, one destiny. Each chapter can be read as a one-shot. R&R. Rated T for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,756 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Shepard (F), D. Anderson
Zhombies by TheLucky38 reviews
3 years after the war, another threat looms over Ba Sing Se. A Spirit has an army of Zhombies on it's side and controls the city with an iron grip. How will Aang and Katara stop it? My halloween story. Scary or not, here it comes. Rated M for random reasons. Oh and for the title, yes I'm calling it that on purpose. Why? Because I feel like it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Aang, Katara
The Hurt Locker by Bearbutt reviews
THINGS GET STEAMY AND EMOTIONAL. JAKE IS A JERK, SHERRY HAS A BUTT. RATED FOR SWEARING AND NAUGHTY THOUGHTS AND STUFF. SHAKE IT UP YO.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Sherry B., Jake M. - Complete
Resident Evil: The Gauntlet by DarkSeraphim1 reviews
Set two years after RE4, we will find out why the government wanted Leon and Sherry. A renunion of characters from all main games, written before RE5 and the BSAA. HET/General. Rated 'M' for violence and language. Please, R&R.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Six Paths: Redux by EternalKnight219 reviews
This is another version of my hit story. No I am not discontinuing the original. What if Lelouch has the Rinnegan? This begins a little before R2. Lelouch X Kallen X HAREM!. I really suck at summaries so read inside.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,886 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Lelouch L., Kallen S. - Complete
Alternate Timeline by Etc Flip reviews
An alternate Naruto and Kurama are dropped into the "canon" timeline. Aside from ranting on the stupidity of certain things, they begin to cause havoc. Improbable harem. Not a really serious story. R/R. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 118,019 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
What did Aang do? by TheLucky38 reviews
Takes place during "Who Dares,Wins." Did you ever wonder what happened to Aang when he smoked the 'hungry weed.' Nows your chance too. If anyone else reads it, make sure you read the main story before reading. Rated M for a little surprise.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
The Sound of Leaves by Iruka Sensei871 reviews
When Orochimaru captures and marks Kakashi, our masked hero's loyalties and his sanity are tested as he descends into the hell of his own soul. Orochimaru/Kaka rape , Kaka/Anko. Rated for violence, language, and mentions of sex and rape. Will keep the sex within guidelines, so some parts will be vaguer than my readers are used to. Children die, and torture. Yaoi and het.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,464 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Kakashi H., Orochimaru
Who Dares, Wins by TheLucky38 reviews
The Gaang at the Jasmine Dragon was bored out of their minds. Toph has an idea for a game. What is the game and how will Aang and Katara use the game for their benefit. Rated M for many things to come.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Code Geass: The Rise of the Black Prince by nanoman79 reviews
Follow Lelouch vi Britannia's rise from the beginning. Marianne does not die, and Japan is not invade in 2010. It starts a little slow, but really gets rolling after chapter 15.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 107 - Words: 693,672 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion by naruto2012 reviews
A teenage boy named Rai is destined to use his Geass to save, also bring peace and freedom to the world. Along the way, he must go to Ashford Academy and live the utmost best of his life. What will happen next?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,720 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Rai, Nunnally L.
From rags to unwanted riches by foreverfriendly reviews
Naruto's family is rumoured to be a part of organised crime, only rumoured as no one had ever been able to prove it... such a shame as it's all true. Hinata's family has nothing to offer anyone, or so she thought... Rating for violence and lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 135,004 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Ashiteru by katthecat12 reviews
SasuSaku smut, lemons, and anything else you can think of like that. Kiba's dare to Sasuke to 'do it' with Sakura turns into something of a wild adventure full of tears, love, laughs, and life. WARNING: EXTREME ADULT CONTENT! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,215 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Alone I break by Tomed Ceht reviews
"Leon!" she screamed harshly, followed by another loud thunderclap. Her sobs racked her form and she dropped her head into Leon's dampening, cold chest, letting her tears consume her. LeonxAda. Lemon has arrived!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,902 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Leon S. K., Ada W.
The Shinobi Test: First Mission by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? - Team Seven's first mission in a harder and less forgiving world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
what happens now by morphman93 reviews
what happens if naruto got sasuke back during his training and killed orochimaru. time skip.pairrings hinanaru,sassaku,nejten,ect.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,129 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Subhuman by V0ID reviews
Being killed an endless amount of times proves Lelouch's theory that the researchers, or executioners, have some sick fascination with the way he will always heal. And he's had enough. M for violence
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Resident Evil 0: The First Nightmare by simison reviews
After being sucked into the world of Resident Evil, a fan leads his seven friends on a mission to save the doomed members of Bravo team. With three soldiers and one crazy cowgirl, what could possibly go wrong?
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,337 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
That Look: Retribution of Heirs by MistressWinowyll reviews
An offshot of That Look by Lord Of The Land Of Fire, starting from Ch 59. Temari surrenders herself to avoid war. Anko and Naruto have a painful history that has to go through its course. Now it is time to ask what he wants: Love or Being Hokage. Hinata can help, but at what cost? Naru/Anko/Hinata, Tem vs Shika
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,709 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Teasing by Hah-see reviews
Sasusaku/NaruHina Road to Ninja Fanfic. "Eh? S-Sasuke-kun…I was about to take a shower…" She pointed to her robe, emphasizing her sentence. "Are you saying you want me to join you?" He smirked once again. And Sakura blushed once again. "S-Sasuke-kun! Why are you teasing me like this?" "Are you saying you want me to tease you another way?" He winked. Sakura's blush got even worse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Vampire Obsession by wind scarlett reviews
Kakashi had no idea that his vampiric obsession would be a very, very fatal move, especially when he got Anko as his partner. One shot. Kakashi/Anko. Cover by Ninja-8804.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kakashi H., Anko M. - Complete
Sex Education: Anko Mitarashi Style by The Digger reviews
Anko Mitarashi has been chosen to teach at the Ninja Academy for the next year. And to the academy's dismay, she's teaching Sex Ed! Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,736 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Anko M. - Complete
Audacity by Shadow of cobra reviews
I grit my teeth as I clutched my tattered shoulder, the physical pain was nothing compared to the mental anguish I was feeling. "Why, Damn-it!" I shuddered as my vision began to blur. "Did we make it so far... Just so it would end like this?" I fell to my knees in weakness, cursing the situation I was in."... I guess you were right... Gray Jack." And then I blacked out.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 119,646 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Lelouch L., Kallen S.
In Your Room by starfairy14s reviews
Inspired by the 'Road to Ninja' Movie Poster: It's a Slice of Life-esque NaruHina Vanilla one-shot. Have at it. \OuO/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,690 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who's Your Daddy? by EternalKnight219 reviews
A group of some really f@#& up tales from Code Geass
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009
Code Geass:Power of the Emperors by evelsaint93 reviews
Lelouch had sacrificed his family, his friends, and his happiness for the world. In death, Lelouch had created a world of peace, now it is his turn to enjoy it.Timetravel/AlternateUniverse LelouchxHarem!Featuring a special Nunnally!Mature Content!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,843 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Lelouch L.
Resident Evil: Hopeless Reckoning by TheMedic90 reviews
This is the story of Rebecca Chambers, all the way from Raccoon City to the events of Resident evil 5.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,218 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Rebecca C. - Complete
Marianne the Gossip by Dark Mephiles reviews
Marianne is Horrified. Charles is Proud. Euphemia is confused. Clovis is perverted. Mao is Enraged. Naoto is overjoyed and V.V doesn't seem to care either way. Lelouch/C.C
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Charles dB., Marianne vB. - Complete
Icha Icha paradise: Chronicales! by Zaara the black reviews
Love, passion, Drama! All rolled into one great book. This is 5 tales, that will make the heart beat in tone with the stories tempo! A story that has great action to it! No longer five stories
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,914 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
Rebel Creation Raccoon City by sharky13
The Survivors of the Spencer mansion make it back to Raccoon city and try to warn the residents only to be marked as criminals and before they can escape they get caught up in another outbreak that this time takes over the city. Part 3.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,955 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Rebecca C.
Rebel Creation The Spencer Incident by sharky13
Sequel To Rebel Creation - Zero, Rebecca and Erika make there way to the Spencer estate to meet up with the remaining members of the S.T.A.R.S teams, in an effort to escape the Arklay forest with as many survivors as possible. Part 2.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,834 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Rebecca C. - Complete
Rebel Creation Zero by sharky13
A dark and dangerous night in 1998, Rebecca enter's the Ecliptic Express to find more than she expects. Part 1.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,043 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Rebecca C. - Complete
The Truth Is Never Pretty by JustMikeG22 reviews
After a confrontation, Revy discovers a dark secret about her partner. Later that day, Revy forces Rock to tell her the truth. And she soon discovers...the truth is never pretty! Revy/Rock romance. Implied sex. One-shot.
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/22/2012 - [Revy, Rock] - Complete
The Calabrian Gambit by chapa3 reviews
Black Lagoon Company is hired to smuggle in a man carrying 400 kilos of cocaine. A simple job turns into a web of gambits and feigns, as this enigmatic stranger threatens to turn Roanapur on its head. Who is Luca Cavalcanti, and what are his motives?
Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,620 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Revy, Rock - Complete
Path to Legacy by noheartx reviews
Naruto is given his Genin team, and on their first mission they come across something troublesome. With war looming on the horizon, will the team that is supposed to rival the Sannin be able to bring the Leaf Village on top? Naruto x Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
30 ways to annoy a God by ehehehehehehehehe reviews
30 ways to annoy Albert Wesker. Warning: dry sense of humour, read at your own risk. Rated M just to be sure.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - A. Wesker - Complete
Whimsical Times by Snazzy Elle reviews
Formerly known as Serendipity. Thirty crack! drabbles shared between everyone's favorite government agent and his red-haired partner.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 34,994 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Claire R., Leon S. K. - Complete
If Walls Could Talk by Blind writer reviews
Written for cgkinkmemeii. Nina was far from the only person who took advantage of Table-kun's willingness to be used to relieve sexual tension - given the student council is filled with hormonal teenagers who aren't getting laid. Crack drabble.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Kate N. - Complete
Interlude by lunartick reviews
Oneshot. In which Leon puts Ashley in a suit of armour and tries to convinces Ada that all the world's a... you have to read to find out. Special appearance by a very reluctant Krauser. AdaxLeon of sorts...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Leon S. K., Ada W. - Complete
Late Night Rebellion with Zero by nanoman79 reviews
After Princess Euphemia makes her announcement for the SAZ, Emperor Charles is so surprised that he falls down the stairs. With the emperor in a coma, Schniezel makes a deal with Zero who now thanks to Deithard has his own late night talk show.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,466 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Zero, Lelouch L. - Complete
ZZZ - Killer Inside by WillowSakura reviews
Leon is a sick and twisted serial killer. But his newest "victim" seems to be having quite the impression on him. Alternate Universe story with Leon/Rebecca. Violence, sex, and rape. (ZZZ ON HIATUS!)
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Leon S. K., Rebecca C.]
Short Ero Stories from Code Geass by C.C. Loves Lemons reviews
A collection of one-shot orgies from Code Geass. Contains lots of hot lemons, yuri, lolis, and some half/brother, half/sister royal incest. Read at your own peril.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,506 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010
Mass Vexations 2 by Herr Wozzeck reviews
It's been two years since Saren was stopped. And now that Mass Effect 2 has come around, it's time for me to help Shepard stop the Collectors. Self-insert, sequel to Mass Vexations. Tali/OC, F!Shepard/Thane, Garrus/?, various other pairings.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 607,709 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - [Shepard (F), Thane K.] [Tali'Zorah, OC] - Complete
25 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do by Chris Redfield by OfficerKennedy reviews
Pretty self-explanatory! I did one of these years ago for a Digimon character so thought I'd have a go with Resident Evil.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Chris R., Leon S. K.
Never Touch The IPod by Wgreen reviews
Rock Learns the value of Not Touching Revy's Ipod. Slight RockxRevy hinted
Black Lagoon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Rock, Revy - Complete
Code Geass: Lelouch of the Second Chance by kyugan reviews
Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,541 - Reviews: 2457 - Favs: 3,372 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Family Ties by Tani2 reviews
Sequel to "Leon A Word, Please?" When an old acquaintance comes to Leon and Claire for help with what sounds like a simple mission, taking the job may cost them more than they thought. L/C, C/J and others. M for a reason.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Claire R., Leon S. K.
Loosening Up by MillyAshfordFan reviews
How is a frigid, virginal boy like Lelouch Lamperouge supposed to loosen up enough to have sex with a gorgeous older woman like Milly Ashford? Simple: with a little bit of liquid courage and some "advice" from a certain witch.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Lelouch L., Milly A. - Complete
Unexpected Love by JPMod reviews
Love can pop up unexpectedly with someone you least imagine to fall for. NaruTen. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,927 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - [Naruto U., Tenten] - Complete
A Dark Influence: Wave Arc by MistressWinowyll reviews
Starts off with Wave Country Arc, but with Hinata under wing. A new presence decides to whisper in Naruto's ear about how he should handle things. More in depth story of Hinata's upbringing. Strong Naru/Hina. Romance, violence, some angst, and sensuality.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 197,321 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Finding Steve by meldickinson reviews
Chris and Claire set out to find Steve's body that was taken by Wesker to somewhere in South America. Can the siblings find him before it's too late? And even if they do find him, is there a cure for the virus running though his veins? Rated M for Lemon
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,436 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Claire R., Steve B. - Complete
You Got LuluRolled! by Roxius reviews
A bunch of nonsensical CG drabbles. Please enjoy and review! Please R & R! Rated due to certain language, events, themes and disturbing imagery that isn't really there. Alot of it doesn't make sense, so beware what it'll do to your mind.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 49,088 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Therapy From the Orange Book by Snazzy Elle reviews
Inwardly he wondered how, over the years, he developed into Team Seven's assigned therapist. He really didn't get paid enough for this job. Kakashi-centric; Hints of SxS & NxH.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Leon? A Word, Please? by Tani2 reviews
Leon and Claire help Chris and Jill move into their new home. Bothered by how his sister interacts with her best friend, Chris decides it's time to have a man-to-man. What he learns is more than he bargained for. L/C & C/J. Complete! For real this time!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 145,746 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Leon S. K., Claire R. - Complete
Wesker has a Way with by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Collection of one-shots revolving around Wesker and his best men HUNK and Jack Krauser. Summary inside. Parody. Complete.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Mental Notes by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Diaries are fun to keep, Wesker has one aswell. Instead of using pretty words to describe his feelings, he will jot down random thoughts through-out the day. Let's take a look at his thoughts.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - A. Wesker
Mass Vexations by Herr Wozzeck reviews
Vexations. Music of Erik Satie. Somehow, it transported me to the Mass Effect universe. Might as well make the best of it, and by that I mean help the crew stop Saren and the Geth, all without telling my real origins. Self-insert. Kaidan/Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 187,688 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Shepard (F), U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah, OC - Complete
The Dark Avatar by evelsaint93 reviews
Aang doesn't run away from the Air temple. He stays and fights the oncoming Fire nation. How will participating in the war early change Aang? Aang soon learns that sometimes, you just need to fight fire with fire. Features an Aang with backbone!A/U
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,544 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Aang, Katara
Shinobi Rules of Conduct by MiekoYagyu reviews
Uchiha Itachi has always been the perfect ninja. He's followed the rules to the letter, but for one time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
You can't kill heroes by Special Agent FUNK reviews
I mean it, you can't. Summary? How some of the real RE-heroes survived their meeting with Death. Rated M to be safe. One-shot, crack.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Naruto no Kimyōna Bōken: Shippuden by kyugan reviews
AU. Uzumaki Naruto, age fifteen. Known delinquent, is in for the ride of his life as he experiences his own Bizarre Adventure!
Crossover - Naruto & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 116,073 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Claiming a Lover Vol 1 by brown phantom reviews
Naruto and Hinata get a chance to discuss their feelings after the Pain battle in private. Lemon for all the Naruhina fans out there, written at a friend's request.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Krauser's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Jack Krauser finished playing Resident Evil and isn't very happy with the way he and some of the events were portrayed. Read his angry letter to Capcom.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - J. Krauser - Complete
Unlikely Angel by stinkyhead reviews
After being rescued by the most unlikely of angels, Uzumaki Naruto finds what he has longed for in one Mitarashi Anko. With the love of a family to guide him, can Naruto fulfill his dream of becoming Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 126,106 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 277 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Merchant's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Just like the real Leon did earlier on, the real Merchant has played Resident Evil 4 too. He isn't very pleased with the way he was portrayed so he decided to write Capcom. Read his annoyed letter.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Merchant - Complete
Hazard: Zero To One by Indigo Siren reviews
Set straight after RE0. Rebecca's story during the Mansion incident. A once confident rookie finds herself plunging further into the horror, and with her fellow BRAVO's surcoming to the nightmare, will she find the strength and courage to survive...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,735 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Rebecca C., Richard A., Forest S., Chris R. - Complete
Leon's Letter to Capcom by Special Agent FUNK reviews
The 'real' Leon finished playing the game and is not satisfied with the way some of the events were portrayed. Read his angry letter to Capcom. Language, sexual references.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Leon S. K. - Complete
Keep the noise down by Salmonpuff reviews
Leon and Claire are visiting Claire's brother Chris. An argument at the table leads to our couple having an early night. Can they keep the noise down so the protective older brother won't hear? Dirty talk/Oral/hardcore.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Claire R., Leon S. K. - Complete
Rearing it's head by Salmonpuff reviews
Set post Re5 - Chris Redfield is set on drinking himself to destruction following the events in Africa. That is, until an old friend comes alone. ChrisxJill, mention of ChrisxSheva. Romance/Oral/hardcore. NC17!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,638 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Why Can't We All Just Get Along by Chaos-the-immortal reviews
See what happens when eight jerks work together to survive. Based on R.E Outbreak. **Rated M for strong Language**
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Alyssa A., Yoko S., David K., Cindy L. - Complete
Fractured Mind by Prince of Madness reviews
A strange bloodline sets in right before the chunin exams with strange mental illness, how will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,250 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Littlest Sannin by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Raised by the legendary Sannin, what will Naruto be like? Tsunade a mother figure, Orochimaru adn Jiraiya father material? Anko and Shizune as sister and aunt? Pairings uncertain till later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,179 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Meeting in the STARS office by Salmonpuff reviews
you know the scene in RE2 where Leon and Claire meet in the STARS office? What would have happened if they'd got it on in there?...LeonXClaire. PARENTAL GUIDANCE! lame title i know...
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Complete
Naruto Oneshot Theatre by kyugan reviews
A collection of Oneshots on the Narutoverse, mostly request pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cry of the Youko by kyugan reviews
Youko, otherwise reffered to as Demon foxes. Cunning, swift, masters of thievery, seduction and deceit. Konoha is about to learn the hard way what it means to have one living under their noses. NaruHina, eventual NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,191 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Power of Miracles by Whitefang16 reviews
Naruto is banished after the battle with Sasuke. Jiraiya becomes his teacher and an unexpected person decides to tag along for the trip. Based on We're a Miracle by DJ Rodriguez. NaruTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,113 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Brown Eyes by Whitefang16 reviews
Naruto has always had to fend for himself. The villagers attacks become more and more violent until Naruto finally gives up. However, A browneyed angel suddenly appears and saves him. NaruTen
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,643 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
My Evil Friend by Captain Wesker reviews
Albert Wesker and Leon S. Kennedy are friends? Read to find out more! Rated M for future chapters. This is a joint fic by J Wesker and Captain Spaldings. Please r&r!
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,105 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005
Speculation by Mazzie May reviews
Leon spends some time on the computer, and thinks about all of the attention they receive. From the games to the movies to the fan fics. Rated M for swearing. R&R if you like
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Residential Evilishness: One Minus One by Lady-Ithil reviews
My attempt at a parody of Resident Evil 0. The first chapter is short, check it out. Will eventually involve Michael Jackson, among other things. Chapter One: the introduction. Crazed musicians and an unfortuantely placed violin bow.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2005
Sheets of Fire by Lady Frost1 reviews
Originally titled, A love story?. I decided the name didn't really fit. There's a little of everything in here. Blood, death, love, sex, bad jokes which still make me laugh A prelude to Outbreak that turns into a twisted path around all the games.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 87,079 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 6/13/2004 - Leon S. K., Kevin R. - Complete
Stupidity Abounds by Maggoctopus reviews
Bloopers and other stupid little in-jokes only Metal Gear fans would find amusing. (at least, *I* think they're amusing...) 3rd part up!
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2002 - Published: 12/29/2001
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Resident Evil REwritten reviews
Waking Death has been rewritten, now with less suck and more awesome. This is the story of one unfortunate soul who finds himself in the world of Resident Evil, on the night of July 23, 1998. When confronted with the horrors of this frightful new world, what is this lowly gamer to do? Enter the world of survival horror... If you dare.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,755 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Rebecca C., OC] Chris R., Leon S. K.
Naruto: What If reviews
Have you ever tried putting yourself in someone else's shoes? Well, what if you woke up and found yourself in the sandals of the resident emo, Sasuke Uchiha? What would YOU do? Look no further for action, romance, and sarcastic, sardonic, deadpan humor. Prepare to laugh till your cheeks burn! To all my readers, fans and haters, this series has been rewritten. WARNING: Contains MSG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 214,078 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 12/15/2012 - [Sasuke U., Anko M.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Mass Effect: Testament of the Last American Soldier reviews
What happens when an American Marine is forced into an experiment that traps him in cryogenic stasis for more than a century? What do you do when everyone you know is dead and gone while you, not even remembering your own name, are forced to fight a war that is not yours to wage? Bear witness to the story of one unfortunate soldier... As he fights to shape his own fate.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 229,013 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Joker, OC
Code Geass: Monster Within reviews
Rated M for the same reasons as my other fics. What would you do if you found yourself dropping into the world of Code Geass? Have as much fun as possible!... And try to keep a certain violet-eyed prince from screwing up too badly. We're going to embark on an adventure of action, thrills, intrigue, romance, hopefully with a few laughs along the way. Well? Whattaya waiting for?
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,372 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Lelouch L., Kallen S., Cecile C., OC
Avatar A Legend in Progress reviews
Have you ever wondered what Avatar would be like, if a firebender joined the gang a little earlier? See the story of Avatar told from the point of view of a lowly mercenary, whose dumb luck gets him pulled into the adventure of a lifetime! Expect deadpan, sarcastic humor, fun, laughs, maybe some romance on the side, and plenty of excitement. Rated M for language and security.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, OC