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You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcyle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcyle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
It's worth a try, and it's pretty beautiful.
R.I.P. to that girl you called a slut today in class. She committed suicide, and she was a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the hall, she was raped. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That person you pushed down the other day, is already being abused at home. The one you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't. RE-POST if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't.
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, Black Red Tensai, Centralion,erttheking,Someone who isn't important
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch or Hollister told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Centralion,Erttheking,Someone who isn't important.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Ba Ba Black Sheep, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune until you saw this.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlight, copy this onto your profile.
Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you read fics of shippings/pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say talking to yourself is a sign of insanity, well I must be completely insane. If you're insane copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever argued with yourself, lost, and find nothing wrong with it, put this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are unconcerned by the dismal state of their education, or the fact that their fanfiction is raping the English language. If you're part of the five percent of fanfiction writers/readers who do care about such things, cut and paste this, and then leave reviews for those poor souls who know not what they are doing.
If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy this into your profile.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.
If you love the "Tales of..." series, copy this to your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile.
If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.
If you love your dad, post this on your profile.
Codex's inspired by: Erttheking a fellow author who's work I admire.
Codex for any Halo crossover or Fanfic. Note: My best friend, who just got a FF account, actually made all these up... So... all credit goes to Anonymous Flame Golem, and if you see any of this stuff in his writing, it's not stealing my stuff. However, Flame is a Brony, so if your into that... go read his stuff, once he posts it.
AFR: The Alliance of Free Races. Made by the Sangheili, Unggoy, and Mgalekgolo. Humans joined later when tensions from the Covenant-Human war died down. Many were still unhappy with this choice. The leadership is made of an Assembly of representatives from every colony. This Assembly of The People (ATP) make all executive decisions by majority vote.
Theta Wing: A wing of advanced Broadsword fighter bomber's and Seraph-9's Theta wing is the best of the best. They operate in actions both inside and outside the law and only report to the Assembly. They are the aero-space counterparts to the 39th Brigade.
39th Armor division: The best of the best tank's and tank crew's are sent to the 39th. They get the best vehicles, and training money can buy and have nearly unlimited funding. They report directly to the ATP, and don't have to obey the letter of the law.
39th Infantry division: The infantry division of the 39th, they do the dirty work tanks can't, such as clearing an underground bunker. Elite soldiers with top-of-the-line weapons, armor, and training, they follow a strict code of conduct and civility. Their motto: "We fight as a shadow, quick, clean, and undetectable"
Infinity-2 class: The next generation of Infinity dreadnoughts, the Mk 2's are faster, pack a better punch, and are much more maneuverable. They mount the equivalent of a Orbital Super Mac as a spinal cannon, and two Plasma torpedo launchers to defend their flanks and aft. However, they lack armor and have very weak shields do to the massive drain of the Super-Mac and Torpedo launchers. Which means if they can be surrounded and mobbed they are rather easily picked off. In solution the AFR developed the Titan class battleship.
Titan class Escort ship: Otherwise known as a "battleship" the Titan mounts lots of armor and shields. However they also mount two triple-mac spinal cannons and have almost a hundred Anti-ship and Anti-missile laser banks. They are commonly seen escorting Infinity-2 class ships. The heavy defensive and close-range armament assisting in keeping enemies too far out to attack the Dreadnought.
Triple-Mac: A tri-barreled mac gun. It fires much faster than a normal Mac, but use less energy and their individual shots are not as effective. This is simply solved by the weight of fire. Can be mounted as spinal cannons or as miniature anti-fighter turrets.
Workers: Another type of Lekgolo colony. They possess the same strength as a Mgalekgolo but are shorter, more nimble, and unarmed. They build, clean, and repair, as the name suggests.
Incubators: Nursing recovered Lekgolo eggs that have either lost their colony or were simply not wanted. The eggs hatched here will create more Incubators.
Sprinters: Fast, nimble, and weak, Sprinters can run amazingly fast. Encasing arms in Human Titanium-A they create deadly blades that stab and slice. Equipped with Shoulder-mounted machine guns or rocket launchers for when blades are inadequate. Sprinters have their own division in the military. Due to the way Lekgolo communicate Sprinters are almost completely silent. When using Active-camouflage armor and soft boots or shoes they are silent and deadly warriors.
Reapers: A special division just for Sprinters. They make up half of the Spec Ops department now.
SOT: Headed by the near immortal Spartan Master Chief, SOT's are 'Special Ops Teams'. They are the far less stealthy Spec Ops side. It is common to see at least one or two Mgalekgolo in a team as Anti-tank assets. They are multi-species.
Anyway i live in Washington (The state not D.C!) And am always ready to read and leave good reviews. I will not be typing any of my old stories for awhile. Sadly, I ran into a major writers block and can't seem to get anything done on them. However, I keep getting inspiration for new stories that I just HAVE to write/type down and post. It's so annoying, because I'll sit down to type the old story and hit a blank... but then get this great idea for a new one. Plus, I'm working on two special projects, but keep changing one around. If you have any Idea's how to blend 5/6 major universes together, HELP ME!!!
My big crossover fanfic is like Halo, Star Wars, A&O, Mass Effect, Aliens(franchise), Stargate, and maybe some Command and Conquer (Tiberium alliances has some interesting ideas)
Temporary Hiatus! I'll be back... eventually. I feel my stories are a little too... little. So I'm gonna practice some more and probably rewrite all my stories, but BETTER!