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Joined 07-25-12, id: 4153339, Profile Updated: 04-03-14
Author has written 6 stories for Pitch Perfect, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Once Upon a Time.

I'm Kyle. I'm a girl.

I'm really small. I like cheese. And mushrooms. And oversized shirts (which is basically all shirts with a size over zero).

Something you should know about me: I try. Writing is really difficult. That said, I appreciate anyone who takes the time to read my stuff. :) I love ya'll.

That's it. I'm out. Make good choices. :)

FANDOMS:

Pitch Perfect, Sherlock (BBC), Avengers, Supernatural, Alias, Cover Affairs, The Vampire Diaries, Once Upon a Time, New Girl, etc.

[Another something you should know about me: I have never been one to actually show people what I write. Writing fanfiction is the very first that I've ever put my writing out there, and this is why, from the bottom of my heart, I appreciate every single person who takes the time to read my stories. So, thank you.]

[Also, as a general disclaimer, my username sounds really douchebaggy and I apologize because that's not really my intention when I made it, it's just that it sounded like a cool combination of adjective/noun at the time. I am so sorry for my life choices...]

Stories for PP:


Works in Progress:

Endings 29: Posted already

Endings 30: This is where shit is about to go down.

Endings 31: This is where shit actually goes down.

Endings 32-40: Hoping I can finish it by the fortieth chapter, with the kind of ending I have in mind. :) 5k words each remaining chapter, I think.


Unpublished (to be completed):

The Sun Was Almost as Harsh As You — Western Period AU, one-shot

Carry On My Wayward Son — Supernatural!AU, one-shot

Once Upon A Time, in Italy — Period AU, 19th Century Florence, as inspired by Casanova and The Taming of the Shrew (possible three-shot)

(and one unnamed, unidentified crack fic set five thousand years into the future...)

[Disclaimer: not all of the above-mentioned are guaranteed to be published. We shall see, lovely readers. I apologize also in advance for the crackiness. Also, I will endeavor to complete every single story published in my profile (yes that includes "Inked" and "Kiss Me". Bless y'all.]

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Pitching It Perfectly by BecuzYo reviews
Beca x Jesse fanfiction from Pitch Perfect. Beca's not used to feelings that aren't coming from making music, but she's got a lot of them nowadays and it's mostly directed at Jesse. Following Beca and Jesse's ups and downs after the finale. I don't own these characters or the music mentioned.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,573 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Beca M., Jesse
You Give Me Love by ForPony39 reviews
An unexpected evening in the company of a pirate. Well, it's one way for Emma to spend a Saturday night. Fourth installment of the You Give Me... series!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,771 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Barden Beat by thecurlingiron reviews
Take a club DJ, add in a flirty bartender, awkward situations, inappropriate friends, and what do you get? An established "No sex on the counter" rule. AU. Rated T for language and possible sexual references.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,108 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Yellow Light by thecolourofgreen reviews
Enjolras becomes rather curious of the girl that has been following Marius around lately. He gets more than he bargains for when his questions are answered and a friendship starts to grow between them. Modern/College AU.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,350 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Caffeine Boost by theasbofive reviews
It's seven o'clock in the morning and all Beca wants is a cup of coffee and to make it to work on time. Little does she know that she's going to end up with a dork that just won't shut up, a miniature stormtrooper figurine and a whole bunch of juice pouches... (Coffee Shop AU, Beca/Jesse)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,607 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Beca M., Jesse] Chloe B., Stacie
Rivalry at Barden by amateur-hourd reviews
They could have been friends; or more. But there's no room for that in competitive, collegiate a-capella. Especially if they're from rival groups. AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,513 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
My Fake Husband by BittyAB18 reviews
When all of Beca's possessions are stolen, and Jesse finds out that his work visa is coming to an end, they decide to get married out of convenience. Will their marriage of convenience turn into something more? AU. Loosely based off of The Proposal and ABC Family's My Fake Fiance. Rated M for mature scenes. FINISHED!
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 160,084 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Season Unending by unicornesque reviews
Four years after the Great Schism, the demon Enjolras and his allies claw their way back to the surface world, seeking to overthrow Lucifer with the help of the Knights Templar, a shadowy organization of exorcists. But Enjolras' ex is a Templar now and she's still mad at him, so... oops. Everyone's in for the fight of their lives. Angel, human, or demon, they are all damned.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,742 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Bygone Apathy by amateur-hourd reviews
Lights will guide you home. And ignite your bones. And I will try to fix you. (Coldplay.) AU.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
The World Is Moving to the Song I Hear by Fluffernutter8 reviews
"But now that I've found you/Together we'll make history." Jesse's not totally wrong about the inevitability thing. Beca/Jesse futurefic oneshot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
House Rules by Captain Tiny reviews
Modern AU. Since they have moved in together, it has become clear that the barricade boys (and Éponine) need a list of guidelines for proper conduct within the house. Enjolras/Eponine, Marius/Cosette and Courfeyrac/Jehan.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,064 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013
The Misadventures of B and J by amateur-hourd reviews
Chapter Nine: (Part III) This is her revenge. Very small, sad revenge but it's something.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Baby, You Don't Know What it's Like by thatgirljazz reviews
Mike is in a drunk, confessing mood and Charlie's his audience.
Graceland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Mike W., Charlie D. - Complete
Song of the Lark by CrazyAce'n'PokerFace reviews
"There is a masked woman dressed all in black who stands for the people, who fights for the poor, who protects Las Californias with a blade of steel and can fight better than any man, even with one hand tied behind her back." É/E Zorro AU for TcEm.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Best Friends And Or Lovers by Hate Finding Usernames reviews
Set of short stories based around the lives of Beca and Jesse, past, present, future, AU etc. Story fifteen summary - Jesse discovers two types of magic at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry; one is from the end of his wand, and the other is Beca Mitchell.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,162 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Why Do You? by Myriad-13 reviews
Little one-shot. Semi-sequel to 'Blacklight.' Where Beca and Jesse tell each other why they brought the most random objects to into their scenes - the candle, and the blacklight.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Music Sounds Better With You by Hate Finding Usernames reviews
Five-part snapshot view of Beca and Jesse's lives together. "On more than a few occasions, she's sleepily opened one eye to find him staring at her unabashedly... She's given up telling him off for it. Now she tends to just stare right back."
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,796 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
this feels like falling in love by stopthenrewind reviews
So this little thing going on between Jesse and Beca? Yeah, it's the world's worst-kept secret, one that has been too entertaining but too tiring to watch from the sidelines. So the Bellas decide to take matters in their own hands, and Beca ends up having to remind herself that she doesn't (shouldn't) care, at all. (Or at least, that's what she tells herself.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,515 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by stonald reviews
It is no secret that the Treblemaker's very own Donald has it all—from the panty-dropping looks to the intense sex appeal—and the amount of ladies who would willingly drop trou for him is quite appalling. But the Bellas might as well have his female equivalent in the form of Stacie. So what happens when some sick twist of fate brings them together?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,862 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Stacie, Donald
Bleeding Ink by WriteToSaveYourself reviews
All Beca wants to do is drown her sorrows. Jesse wants to help. Fluffy one-shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Summer in the City by piratesmiley reviews
Beca finds herself in a slight state of depression the summer after freshman year. Oh, what could possibly cheer her up?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
just like a song in my heart by stopthenrewind reviews
It isn't moving in until she has her toothbrush in Jesse's new apartment…or so Beca tries to convince herself. (Or, how Beca realizes she is kind of sneakily moving in, to her complete and utter mortification.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,054 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Music from the Motion Picture by AGoodnight reviews
He's all wide grins and bambi eyes the first time they're introduced in that cramped recording booth. She gets a headache just looking at him. AU future-fic. Beca/Jesse.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,000 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Beca M., Jesse
Cops & Robbers by AGoodnight reviews
She's starting to think that his attempts to foil her robberies are really just his way of flirting. Or she would, if he wasn't so determined to see her behind bars. The Trebles as Barden P.D, and the Bellas as a Thieves Guild. An AU in four shots.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 67 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Working Title by aelysian reviews
She's impossible, but he's never been a quitter. Beca Mitchell / Jesse Swanson
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,465 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
smile, girl by mcfuz reviews
Her name is Beca Mitchell, and Jesse is determined to make her smile. / A BecaJesse story spanning the movie. Familiar scenes from Jesse's point of view.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
You Give Me Hell by ForPony39 reviews
Hook wants pay back after Emma's little marker stunt, and he's going to get it. Well as they say, love is a battle field my friends! Third installment of the "You Give Me..." series!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,778 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Dentention by Sliverloc303 reviews
Working with teenager is supposed to be rewarding-Jean Valjean would agree. If his vice principal wasn't a lunatic and his students would stop setting their lockers on fire.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
Time and Time Again by Sliverloc303 reviews
Really, it was all Gavroche's idea. He was the one who got the ball rolling with Eponine's dating life and here they all are now. He expects to be paid in wedding cake. Follow up story to It's About Time.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,168 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
You Give Me Chills by ForPony39 reviews
Emma hasn't seen Hook in a day or two after he took care of her while ill, figuring that's not at all like the pirate she looks for him and finds him in a bit of similar trouble. Sequel to "You give me fever"
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
What's not said by amateur-hourd reviews
They were stuck in her throat. All she had to do was blurt them out. Come on, three little words.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
There Will Be Light by unicornesque reviews
"They were a strange couple, the boy and girl who moved in next door." Enjolras and Éponine make it through the revolution, and now they have to live with the consequences and each other. She wonders how he survived the war, while he wonders how to survive her cooking. He's angry because his destiny's been changed, and she's angry because he doesn't know how to be anymore.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,544 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
It's About Time by Sliverloc303 reviews
Gavroche decides to find the perfect guy for Eponine after the Marius incident. According to conversations he was not meant to hear, the right man has to be perfect for Eponine but also right for the family she has made with her siblings. Gavroche looks to her friends to pick the right guy...if only Enjolras would stop annoying him about homework.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 68 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Eponine, Enjolras - Complete
The not-exactly-a-break-up breakup by amateur-hourd reviews
The first time...didn't exactly go as planned.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
At Dusk Through Narrow Streets by unicornesque reviews
"'We shall hold fast for as long as there is breath. We shall endure for as long as there is hope,' he promises in a voice fairer than gold and brighter than glory. 'Damn,' she sighs, 'there goes my weekend.'" The revolution lasts longer than expected, and Enjolras and Éponine go a little stir-crazy at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,650 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
And the Chest Match Continues by amateur-hourd reviews
Random drabble at the radio station.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Gentleman by amateur-hourd reviews
His hands never strayed from her waist, never went any higher or lower than they should. He was a complete gentleman and it was a nice change from all the douches she had dated in the past. But this was Jesse. Jesse with toned arms and a voice like ear porn, and she wanted more, damn it! Oneshot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,679 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Navy Comfort by Ardently Indeed reviews
LBD Universe. "Since when do lunch with Fitz and Gigi and making out in your office not count as dates?" Darcy insists on an actual date after six weeks of being together. Adorableness ensues.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Years Built on Sand by unicornesque reviews
"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
i'm singing this song for you by stopthenrewind reviews
Beca hates a lot of things about Jesse Swanson. (Except maybe she doesn't, not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,752 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Sweet Nothing by piratesmiley reviews
"Beca, in a store where there is no plaid and every shoe has a heel? What a hilarious, completely impossible thought." Beca and Jesse run into each other in a strange place. Beca/Jesse one shot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 55 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Source Music by AGoodnight reviews
She likes watching him more than she likes watching whatever critically acclaimed piece of celluloid he shoves into his overused laptop. Beca x Jesse, a collection of one-shots and drabbles.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,107 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Beca M., Jesse
Weirdo by piratesmiley reviews
"Four inches, Jesse! Four." "Wow. Does this mean you'll be taller than a wittle bunny wabbit?" Beca/Jesse oneshot.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
Key Change by JaySwagsby reviews
"Before he knows it the Bellas are off the stage and she's confirming that her solo selection was about more than matching up chord progressions and beats per minute." An immediate epilogue, of sorts, to the film.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Jesse, Beca M.
Four Chambers to the Heart by Fanbutnotsopitchperfect reviews
He has this theory about how many times a heart can break.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
i think about this girl all the time by broliet reviews
Jesse's absolutely, pathetically in love with Beca Mitchell. No, really, it's kind of disgusting.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
Making a Moment by monroeslittle reviews
falling in love with him isn't a big, sudden thing.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,790 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
Hairy Love? by Ema Marsel reviews
You ask him what he loves most about his girlfiend, and his response is her hair?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Beca M., Jesse
Nauseatingly Cute by CrimsonPetrichor reviews
Their fights go a little something like this.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Beca M., Jesse - Complete
You Give Me Fever by ForPony39 reviews
Emma didn't get sick often, but when she did she really got sick. Who can help when she can't help herself? Captain Swan
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 121 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Playing By The Rules by angel-death-dealer reviews
He made it casual, so unnoticed by everyone else that it made it more amusing to them both.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
of little faith by acronymed reviews
"This is nauseating. If you two insist on having sex, at least have the decency to do it somewhere I don't sit." — Kol/Caroline, Klaus/Caroline, Damon/Rebekah.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Caroline F., Kol M. - Complete
Their Game by aquaXtreme reviews
"I was just playing the game." "And I was just good at winning it. Still am." For Sherlock Holmes, Irene Adler will always be The Woman.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,714 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Sherlock H., Irene A. - Complete
My Life Would Suck Without You by The Labyrinths Scribe reviews
Her treatment of Mike had been deplorable, even by her admittedly-self-righteous standards.
Suits - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Mike R., Rachel Z. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8729 - Favs: 14,354 - Follows: 2,985 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chuck vs the Premium Drunk by ne71 reviews
Sarah comes back from Ellie's bachelorette party and demonstrates the perfect level of intoxication...
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Chuck B., Sarah W. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 225 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
One Miz, Two Miz, Red Miz, Blue Miz by Jehan's Muse reviews
Les Mis in rhyme. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/3/2002
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Endings reviews
She's the best at what she does. He's not so bad, either. So when the rival organizations, The Bellatorum and Triplus, send their best spies on a war path for the most coveted technology in the world, things can get a little... diggity. AU espionage fic, featuring most other characters. Changed rating to M for mature, dark themes and serious language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,974 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Beca M., Jesse, Stacie, Donald
Four Floors reviews
It wasn't exactly love at first arrest, but if there's one thing that Killian Jones knows, it's that he does so love a challenge. And if wooing Emma Swan, his bail bondswoman/best friend, is not a challenge, then bloody hell, he doesn't know what is. An Apartment Building AU, if OUAT were a primetime comedy. Ensemble. AH, pre-Captain Swan as Canon (but totally gonna get there) ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood]
Kiss Me reviews
Being in love with his neighbor's best friend/ex-roommate has complications attached. Especially when she's about to get married. (AU)
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,405 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Jesse, Beca M., Chloe B., Luke
Halfway There reviews
From Kansas to Simple Minds, love is complicated. Especially between a nerd and the girl with the earspike. (And she doesn't even wear glasses.) Follow Beca and Jesse as they stack, sort, and fix their feelings for each other at the station, and everywhere else. An extended look at the events in the movie, featuring most other characters. Canon heavy. Rated T for serious language.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,165 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Beca M., Jesse, Luke - Complete
Inked reviews
It started with a fountain pen. And ended with a kiss. (But nobody needs to know that.) Started as a one-shot. Not anymore.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Jesse, Beca M. - Complete
Suit and Tie
A drabble about the Blake brothers, who ended up becoming The Batman and The Joker. Post-TDKR. Complete. I do not own the characters, or the premise.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - J. Blake, Joker - Complete