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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
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Holly Polter by wordhammer reviews
Pre-5th year, Harry is visited by a woman claiming to be his magical Aunt Holly, except that she can't cast spells... or keep her hands off of him... or stay out of trouble. Holly/Harry/we're not sure what'll happen. Not just naughty- it's knotty (as in subject to entanglement).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,492 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Ginny W.
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,487 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 5,589 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Spiral Path by wordhammer reviews
Continuing the Harry Potter story, 'Holly Evans & ...' Bi!Girl!Harry is Riddle's nemesis; having fought into adulthood, she's building a conspiracy using her own Mark- the Spiral. Bizarre, violent, sexy & complex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,400 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 3,419 - Follows: 4,109 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
Resolution by GreenGecko reviews
Sequel to Resonance and Revolution. Harry enters his second year as an Auror Apprentice. Snape's wedding looms, and Harry's odd new powers mature, creating mayhem, perilous temptations, and opportunities to gain real wisdom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 83 - Words: 787,823 - Reviews: 3010 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 1,614 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6132 - Favs: 7,385 - Follows: 3,874 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8701 - Favs: 11,180 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Forever Mage by Darth Marrs reviews
Harry Potter/ST:NG era post movies crossover. A young man with messy hair and green eyes finds himself in the middle of 24th Century Scotland with no memories. Join him as he tries to solve not only who he is, but where his people are.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,957 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Pariah reviews
Voldermort doesn't kill Harry on Halloween 1981. Instead, he curses him with the Mark of Cain. Dumbledore arrives and tries to fix things, but without success. All he can do is give Harry a chance. Nine and 3/4 years later, Headmaster McGonagall begrudgingly offers an orphan boy who's presence disturbs her a place at Hogwarts. That night, he has a dream... Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.