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I write one shots about youtubers.

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A Divergent Dauntless by nikisamazing reviews
Tobias and I look into each other's eyes for a few more seconds. "We do fight." Tobias pulls me closer to him. "But we've learned to understand what's important and what's not, mostly. So we let the little things go, and when we do fight, we just...can't be serious, for some reason."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 86 - Words: 153,703 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Love 101 with Joven and Lasercorn by XxUnwrittenxX reviews
Joven has been single for a long time, so he asks Lasercorn to help him win over Melissa Melancon's heart. Lasercorn's lessons help him woo her, but one particular lesson leads him and his student into a whole mess of trouble. Will Joven win Melissa's love? Or will he fall for someone else along the way? Jovencorn vs. Melisshire. Rated T for language and my paranoia.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,568 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Smosh
Too Young by Browlax reviews
Melissa, a six-year-old child, is raised with a perfectly normal family. She is happy, cheerful, innocent. Listening to a radio station, she learns about someone she isn't familiar with. Then, one day, unfortunately, she lost her parents, and becomes lonely and lost. Hoping to find hope, somebody finds her, saving her and raises her on his own.
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Michael M.
Countless Stars by SarcasticPineapple reviews
A vacation at Crystal Lake - that was supposed to be peaceful - leaves six-year-old Hallie scarred for her life. She hadn't expected to meet the infamous Jason Voorhees, and she most certainly hadn't expected to make her two-week stay a possibly life-long one.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Jason V., OC
Tainted Dreams by Ana-Shadow-Wolf reviews
An accident and a coma. Two elements that unlocked the door of a new world of nightmares.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,310 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Freddy K., OC
Hearts and Daggers by Phantomess April reviews
Kat and Michael were best friends before she was forced to leave Haddonfield and move away. Now, as an adult, Kat has returned and prepared to start a new life in her hometown, in the old Myers House. But what will happen when she finds her childhood friend is no longer locked up, but has returned home? First Halloween fic, PLEASE NO FLAMES!
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 117,623 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Michael M.
Birds of a Feather by wolfwillow reviews
After Fawkes saves Severus Snape in the Shrieking Shack, the phoenix decides to stick around, whether Severus likes it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 78,789 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Severus S., Fawkes
Remade by TheRabidWriter reviews
Ashling was your average Art Geek; Until Freddy,Jason, and Michael force her to use her newfound "Gift" and her love for Horror to help them fight the Remakes. Not to mention they are making her life a living hell. Rated T for language and sexual themes
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,954 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 5/19/2012
Unjust Fear by Laurenke1 reviews
Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,343 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
His Family by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Sequel to His Boy. If you haven't read it, go do it now. Time has passed since Sirius and Harry first came back together and their family slowly began to form. Sirius continues to walk the fine like that is fatherhood, Harry faces the bold world of primary school, and as perfect as things seem, they could always change in the blink of an eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,847 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., OC
Vengeance for the Innocent by Wife of Jason Voorhees reviews
Dawn is an abused child who finds herself seeking refuge in the lair of Jason Voorhees. While the killer undergoes the trials of becoming close to a human, his obsession for Dawn leads him to destroy more souls than ever planned. Despite what some actions may insinuate, Jason will never live as a true hero. Will be a 2 volume story. Jason is the FVJ version.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 38 - Words: 122,874 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Jason V.
Married In The Quarter Quell by riverknowshisname reviews
What would it be like if Katniss and Peeta were really married in the Quarter Quell, and what if Katniss was actually pregnant, how much different would the Games have been? And what would the rebellion be like? Is Peeta still hijacked? And how about after the war? What does the future hold for Peeta and Katniss?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 143,559 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Haymitch A., Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O. - Complete
Fifteen Years by HauntedSilver reviews
It took fifteen years for Peeta to convince Katniss to have kids. But what happened in between? Probably about fifty different scenarios of how Peeta tried to persaude Katniss to have a family.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,117 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Blood of Your Veins by Arinus reviews
Sequel to "Always in Your Shadow". Severus Snape's daughter Calista attends Hogwarts. As if Occlumency lessons, peer rivalry, and growing up Snape weren't challenging enough, she still has to contend with her dangerous, sadistic mother, Bellatrix Lestrange, trying to take control of her mind. AU, in-character; CC where possible. In-depth exploration of the art of Occlumency.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,136 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Marcus F., OC] Severus S., Bellatrix L.
The Problems with Injustice by Hedwig'sOwl reviews
After Harry's trial at the Ministry, Fudge will do anything to discredit Harry. Even send him to the worst place imaginable: Azkaban. AU, Canon until the Welcoming Feast during OotP. Rated T for language and mild violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,292 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Harry P., Albus D.
Fire by TheMajesticLoki reviews
Tonks and Remus throughout the Order of the Phoenix. Tonks discovers dangerous secrets about Bellatrix Lestrange while Remus tries to keep Sirius under control, even when halfway around the world. Includes chocolote, dragons, pranks, and so much more!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 51,584 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Into My Work by Lysana reviews
Cinna/Katniss. After his capture, Cinna faces torture and interrogation - but the brave young stylist survives. A person like Cinna does not just quietly disappear. But life in Panem doesn't stand still for one man's personal ordeal. The Capitol children's Hunger Games CANNOT be allowed to happen! And Rue, Clove, Foxface and some of the others from the 74th Games are still alive...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,367 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Cinna, Katniss E.] Rue, Caesar F.
The Order of the Phoenix's Official Advice Column by DragonCrazy reviews
Dumbledore decides to start an advice column. Advisors give less than satisfactory advice.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014
Nightmare, She Cried by FiretheFlame reviews
Kasai is a girl with a psychic talent. She can hypnotize anything! But, when she moves into 1428 Elm Street in the bustling town of Springwood, she realises what a horrible choice of house her mother made. A scarred man in a stripey sweater stalks her dreams and nightmares. But, she is not entirely vulnerable. Will Kasai be able to control the dream demon, Freddy Krueger, himself!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014
Harry Potter Parodies by MissJuliaPotter21
I'm starting to parody a lot of songs, so yeah. Do not read if you haven't read the books!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2014
A Distinct Lack of Frolicking by OceanFae reviews
Nancy was dead. Kind of. She's decomposing, sure, but its the boredom thats really killing her.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/6/2010
An Untold Beginning by HeatherMichelly reviews
The daughter of Sirius Black grew up in an orphanage of muggles when no one in the wizarding world would take her in. How will her world unravel when she finally discovers who she really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 198,942 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 11/16/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
Blood is Thick, Revenge is Sweet by RavenOfFrost reviews
After Freddy was finally destroyed, Katherine begins to have eerie dreams and finds unnerving messages in the real world, causing her to fear that her monster of a father is not dead, and discovers that he isn't and someone new is hunting her for revenge.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
Beast by scarletnight72 reviews
Rika was born a werewolf; her very existence is illegal. After being captured by the Ministry, she is taken in by Remus Lupin, who becomes a father firgure to her, and his crazy friend Sirius Black. Now she faces new challenges. Will her pride kill her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 146,162 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Remus L., OC
Fire is Catching by nessarose21 reviews
"If you'd been taken by the Capitol, and hijacked, and then tried to kill Peeta, is this the way he would be treating you?" Katniss x Peeta role reversal Full Summary inside. Spoilers for all 3 books.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 119,793 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
A Change in Perspective by Batfangirl7773 reviews
Piper is your ordinary 17 year old girl. She has a family that loves her and goofy friends that tease each other. But what happens when Piper begins to experience nightmares about a man named Freddy who likes toying with her? The tables are turned, however, when they are both thrown into a masterminds game, along with a few unexpected guests.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,281 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Freddy K.
My Cat, My Potions Master (aka 'Professor') by snapemartyr reviews
Harry Potter discovers his potions professor outside of the Dursleys one fine day during his summer vacation. Begins during the summer before his second year of school. There is, however, a twist. Professor Snape is a cat. NOTE: Takes place the summer before second year while disregarding certain details of the original series- this piece is slightly AU. Enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,893 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Severus S., Harry P.
Jason's Fatality by fatalitydragonrider reviews
Fatality is a seemingly-normal Mexican teenager with a secret. Her views on the human kind is negative and loathsome. Jason voorhees is the world's most notorious cold-blooded murderer. When their worlds collide, will the murderer have another victim meet his blade, or will he acquire something he's longed for all his life? Reviews and faves are welcome! :')
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Jason V.
Freddy vs Jason spoof by Howl of a Werewolf reviews
Sequel to Nightmare on Elms Street spoof.. Hope its enjoyed
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Complete
Delicate Flower by xTheDarkShadowsx reviews
Nichole and her mother have had a hard past life and want to start over fresh. They move to Springwood, hoping that the sadness and grief have moved on from there lives, but they are wrong. As a result, Nichole meets the killer that she's never heard about. On top of that, Nancy and Quentin are willing to help her defeat him in order to save lives. Do they have what it takes?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Quentin S., OC] Freddy K.
Always In Your Shadow by Arinus reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN AS OF JAN 2014. Severus Snape discovers he has a daughter, born of a brief affair with Bellatrix Lestrange. First, a journey to reach the frightened, emotionally damaged child, and then a full-blown mental war, as Bellatrix manages to possess the girl from her cell in Azkaban. Among other things, an in-depth exploration of Occlumency. AU, in-character Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,415 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Severus S., Bellatrix L., OC - Complete
Nightmare on elms street spoof by Howl of a Werewolf reviews
Finally returning my spoof series..
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 6,889 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Freddy K. - Complete
Kidnapped by Ally-Kat66 reviews
Freddy is alive and looking for a fight. When he finds the perfect girl, he attempts to kidnap her. Will he succeed or get his revenge later on? *This takes place before he was killed and turned into a dream demon.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Freddy K. - Complete
Lucid Illusions by The Moon on a String reviews
Dreams get tiring and the Afterlife becomes more agonizing after spending so long trapped there. And when the only decent being you tolerate is a mute, immortal zombie, you start to go in the head. Freddy Krueger wants to be free of the hellish world. Someone must be able to help him and that someone's closer than he thinks...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Freddy K., Nancy T.
Innocent Blood by Arinus reviews
Severus Snape and his sister Cordelia have a lot of secrets; being magical in a mostly Muggle neighborhood, the way their parents fight behind closed doors. Cordelia has one more, though, and she doesn't even know it yet. AU, Young Severus/Lily/Marauders. Eventually, some SS/LE, RL/OC. This is a relaunch/total rewrite of an idea I had several years ago. All canon chars are in-char.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] [Remus L., OC]
From the Private Audio Tapes of Doctor Samuel Loomis by Eyes Behind the Mask reviews
For fifteen years, Dr. Loomis watched over Michael Myers, fighting the uphill battle of keeping Haddonfield's nightmare locked up. Now, fifty years after Loomis first met Michael, some of his private audio recordings have been discovered, chronicling the events of those first fifteen years.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Complete
Enough by Eyes Behind the Mask reviews
Obsession can never be truly satisfied, and it's never enough.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Michael M., OC - Complete
A Lonely Path by la baguette reviews
At age ten, Harry disappeared. Four years later, a suspiciously familiar boy is found. Remus accepts the task of reintroducing him to the wizarding world, Harry resisting all the while. Where has he been? Will he ever learn to trust? Implied child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 138,418 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Harry P., Remus L.
Burnt Munchkin of Oz by HauntedImmortalNightmare reviews
(ANOES Remake) 15 year old Veronika Drew is a girl who's been suffering from an anxiety disorder called Selective Mutism since she was 5 years old. She's also the newest heroine on Elm Street to face off Freddy Krueger. And let's just say they don't go skipping along the yellow brick road together...(If you try not to take the 1st chapter too seriously then it'll be hilarious)
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Freddy K.
The Shape In The Night Shade Shadows by xXWickedEchoXx
A sweet little poem about you and Michael...sort of.
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Michael M., OC - Complete
Crippled by DallasHasApples reviews
Dallas is not like most kids. She's has to deal with the pain of only having one leg. She goes to Camp Crystal Lake only to be found by a certain blood thirsty killer. Dallas pleads for mercy but will she be safe from the sharp end of his weapon or will she finally find a friend?
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Jason V., OC
Of Lemon Drops, Transfiguration and Ribbons by Welsh Gem reviews
Minerva McGonagall's years through Hogwarts, one month at a time. Severe MMAD, features TR, rated for safty. Contains a phoenix, Grindlewald, star-crossed lovers, jealous Riddle, a missing cat, lemon drops, glasses, books, Chamber of Secrets, attacks, Christmas parties, lies, love and much, much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,506 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Albus D., Minerva M.
Detention Papers by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Articles that have survived the years since the Marauders and Snape were in detention. Not in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,776 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - James P., Severus S.
St Peter's by LadyPureblood reviews
Severus gets poisoned and is forced, by damned Dumbledore, to spend four weeks in a muggle hospital to recover. Bored stiff but relishing the time away from nosy brattish little monsters, he meets, or rather can't seem to get rid of, a certain nosy brattish little 6 six-year-old patient who seems completely immune to Severus' increasingly dour mood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Severus S., Harry P.
Dimensional: Harry Potter by siriuslyblack1996 reviews
Sara Sampson is a test subject for a new machine that allows her to travel into and live in fictional worlds. What will happen when she travels to the world of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - OC, Harry P.
UnVeiled by Snapegirlkmf reviews
After the Second Wizard War, the Veil turned inward and spat out a few familiar faces-as children! Severus, Sirius, and Lily get a second chance to live their lives over again. What things will change, and what will stay the same? With Harry as Sev's guardian, Remus as Sirius', & Lily has a surprise new family. AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 61 - Words: 306,575 - Reviews: 2682 - Favs: 1,010 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Called It! by TechnicallyANerd reviews
One-Shot. James and Lily discuss baby names. Wolfstar and Jily/Limes
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Micky D's by The 5 of Spades reviews
This is why we can't go to McDonald's anymore! There's always one of the three little demons that manage to turn everything into some sort of trouble fest. "Why can't I have nuggets and a burger?" "For the last time, you only. Get. One. Choose, or I'll choose for you." "No! No, wait! Hm..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
The Marauders Watch Harry Potter in 99 Seconds by SocietyMember reviews
The Marauders watch the amazing video known as Harry Potter in 99 Seconds (by Paint) and get absolutely nothing out of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Complete
A Rose For Your Sorrows by evildead96 reviews
Michael Myers has never felt any emotion in his life, but when Charlotte Grey is sent to Smiths Grove, does it all turn around for him? And will Michael return home once more for a Halloween no one will ever forget...
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,163 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Michael M., Dr. S. Loomis
The Flower Shop by sangkar reviews
Marietta Edgecombe doesn't take it well when the woman who ruined her life walks into her flower shop. :: dedicated to Floatfoot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Marietta E. - Complete
The Roadtrip by HockeyChick17 reviews
After an awesome Halloween sleepover, the girls are heading on a crazy journey that will strengthen their friendship, and have them fighting things they only thought were in scary stories. Not really just 2 crazy girls visiting our loved horror killers
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,026 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010
Dear Fanfiction: Harry Potter by Hungergameslover04 reviews
Have you ever read a HP Fanfic. and thought, "Man, what is wrong with the world?" Well the Harry Potter crew has, and boy, do they have a mouthfull! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Precious Child by ncc2011 reviews
Andy just has to see Bonnie play after hearing of the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary. As he does, he considers many things on why it's so important to do what he's doing. Dedicated to all of the victims and their families.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Andy D., Bonnie
A Bit of Sirius Humor by OdeToANightingale reviews
A series of silly ficlets about everyone's favorite convict. Follow Sirius on a number of seriously odd (or are they Siriusly odd?) adventures as he gets up to various shenanigans and drives his dear friends crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
What He Wants by Little Red Hood reviews
When Michael Myers came for his niece in 1988 everyone assumed he wanted to kill her, but you know what they say about people who "assume."
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,052 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Jamie L., Michael M.
Personal Hell by KnitFreak reviews
Professor Dumbledore is tired of James and Severus fighting 24/7. So he has planned the ultimate summer punishment for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,841 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Loony, Loopy Lupin by Avery-Lou reviews
When a misfired spell addles Remus' brains, he turns the whole school upside down... with a little help from Moaning Myrtle, Peeves the Poltergeist, and a chicken named Lady. This is the story behind Peeves' infamous song. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Remus L., Myrtle - Complete
Loony, Loopy Lupin (A Marauder Story) by KatnissandPrimWeasley reviews
16-year-old Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, and Sirius Black were possibly the most well-known students at Hogwarts. Naturally, this meant that they attracted a lot of attention, but what they never expected was to be followed by a ghost.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Remus L., Peeves - Complete
Harry's First Word by Luciferatheart reviews
Sirius is babysitting a one year old Harry Potter while James and Lily are out. Read on as Harry learns his first few words from Sirius! Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 24 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Live To Die by Finner reviews
After an unexpected arrest, fourteen year-old Cassidy Hunter found herself living in the Potter manor with sweet Mr. & Mrs. Potter and their rude son, James. Being the new student in school, could she avoid being the Marauders' 'new target? Doubt it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 174,833 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - James P., Sirius B.
The Hogwarts Blog II by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
The Second War is over, Voldemort aka Phil is dead, and the wizarding world is in shambles. What are Harry and his friends to do? Blog about it, of course! Sequel to The Hogwarts Blog. Again, moderately AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 82 - Words: 61,832 - Reviews: 1486 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2008
8 mile spoof by Howl of a Werewolf reviews
I finally can remove the fictionpress copy, and put it where it belongs.. I made it BETTER as well, longer and more acquire
8 Mile - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Complete
Anger and Agony by Wylrin reviews
Jason Voorhees helps Michael Myers deal with his anger.
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Michael M. - Complete
Only the Arrogant Die by The Weaver of Words reviews
Dawn moves to the cabin she had built at Crystal Lake, and comes across the notorious Jason Voorhees, she gets caught in a bear trap and Jason closes in on her. Dawn admits she was wrong to his face, should he kill her? T and Up for rating.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,050 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Avada Kedavra! by Do a Barrel Roll reviews
The Lion King/Hakuna Matata parody. To recruit Severus Snape for the Death Eater cause, Voldemort and Lucius butcher a childhood classic. Of course, this is laden with black humor and is complete, utter CRACK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
A Father's Love by GhostAuthor reviews
He was a murder, a psychopath, and a down right creep, but he was a also a father. Never underestimate what a father is willing to do. The characters might be a bit OOC, but the idea wouldn't leave me alone.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger - Complete
50 Times Severus Snape Laughed by Harmonic Friction reviews
And what exactly, I wondered, would the potions master find hysterical? 50 drabbles, each about a time during which Snape couldn't stop laughing. I'll be taking requests, which you can insert in your review. Details inside. R/R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Last Will and Testament of Lord Voldemort by Genuine-Discord reviews
When the Dark Lord saddles Severus with the task of editing his Will, Severus decides to disclose the 'valuable' information to the Order of the Phoenix. NO SLASH. 1SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort
Potion Face by Naughty Lady of the Night reviews
While listening to Lady Gaga's Poker Face an ideal for a poem about Snape and Lily popped into my head, and this little ditty was born. I'm quite insane, read at your own risk...you have been warned. I don't own Harry Potter or Poker Face so don't sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
If the Dead could Gossip in Limbo by JelloDVDs reviews
If Nearly-Headless-Nick choose to be a ghost and Sirius choose to 'go on' then where and how did they do this? This story is about all the dead characters in Harry Potter and how they interact in Limbo or the place between life and what comes next.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,342 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
To Kill a Mary Sue by Qu0thTheRavenNeverm0re reviews
Aria Snape, a devious Mary Sue, has been released in Hogwarts and is running around turning everyone frightfully OOC. Now, a young fanfiction author must stop her before it is too late! T for language. ALL DONE! Sequel is out, my friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Full Moon Madness by The Little House Scribe reviews
James must find a way to prevent himself and Snape from becoming Remus Lupin's dinner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/30/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Whacking Wonders by Eurythmatix reviews
Harry goes to the Supermarket to buy groceries for a change and guess who he meets up with? It's Snape! And that's not what's funny,it seems as if his granny is with im as well. The fun begins when she whacks him across the knees with her cane!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stolen Innocence by Little Red Hood reviews
When Michael learns he has a niece, he decides to kidnap her instead of kill her. Michael x Jamie AU
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,609 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009
Rare Moments of Emotion by Mels Wolf reviews
Isabella, the new janitor of Smith's Grove, wasn't scared when she first saw Michael Myers... She was excited. What new emotions will this girl make Michael feel? Rated T, foul language. One-shot, possible story later on.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
Freddy Vs Jason: Rivalry by KatPartridge reviews
The best rivalries start young... come see young Freddy Kreuger and Jason Voorhees... is so much better than sounds! Written by me and Kira Duvane.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 30,888 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009
Even In Death by Glimmerous reviews
Being in the afterlife does not change Snape and James's opinion of each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Severus S., James P. - Complete
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2214 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Excited or Afraid? by horrorhappy12 reviews
Angie, an unusual girl who draws her favorite fictinal characters, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and Jason Voorhees, wakes up to finding them in her bedroom. Should she be excited, or afraid for her life? r&r, please :
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 12/4/2007
Adventures In SlasherSitting by ToS Lover reviews
When an unsuspecting girl is forced to babysit four of the world's most famous slashers, what hijinks will ensue? And more importantly, will she get out alive? NOTE: On hiatus until further notice.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 5/8/2009
The Surreal Life: Horror Edition by Druid Sorceress reviews
What would happen if Freddy and a whole mess of our favorite horror movie characters are put on the Surreal Life? What wacky antics will they get up to? Don't touch that dial, only one way to find out! UPDATED! Please read!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007
Email from hell by Amanda-Krueger reviews
Imagine writing e-mails to Freddy Krueger in hell. And imagine even getting an answer… What kind of pen-palship will grow out of this? R&R and have fun! UPDATE: CHAP11 UP!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,131 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 1/11/2004
Halloween: Micheal Myers has a yard sale! by weirdDAR reviews
So first, Michael Myers has a yardsale, then he fights for the kingdom of hell...then he has a surprise birthday part...then a lot of crazy, unneccesary stuff starts to happen. NOW WITH A NEW CONCLUSION. YOU HEARD IT HERE. NO BIG DEAL, BUT IT'S A NEW END.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/6/2002
Michael's Christmas by Liz The Ripper reviews
I had to be the first to write a Halloween X-mas fic, and I succeeded. In this pitiful tale, Michael is visited by a very annoying girl bearing presents. Um.. I SWEAR the girl isn't me... cough
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2003
Rhink One Shots reviews
Rhett McLaughlin x Link Neal one shots.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 7/25