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I might write something...might...in the far future because I'm too fucking lazy...and then I'll eventually post it here...maybe...if you're lucky or not so lucky, that really depends on you...


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The Hobbit An Untold Journey by Telcontar1420 reviews
When Bilbo first wrote his memoirs, it is well known that he wasn't entirely truthful with reference to the finding of the Ring of Power. As it turns out, this wasn't the only detail in need of correction... Chapters published each weekend.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 81 - Words: 84,517 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] Gandalf
There's Something Different by Firetoflame reviews
Sirius knows there's something different the day his best friend asks him if he looks alright. He hasn't asked him things like that since they were fourteen and waiting outside the girl's bathroom to gawk at Mallory Davis. And he doesn't see what the big deal is because it's just Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2014 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] - Complete
And Like Becomes Love by Firetoflame reviews
Remus and Tonks, two unlikely souls, find their way to each other and realize it's a little bit perfect, if only he'd stop calling her Nymphadora already. Rated K (except for one part that makes it to M)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [N. Tonks, Remus L.] - Complete
The Lifestone by Eareniel reviews
A few years after the Battle, Balin comes for a visit. A Coda to The Hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Balin - Complete
Strange Magic by It'sSoRonksIt'sRight reviews
Molly comes across a pair of bright purple female short-style lace briefs, what will Remus do? Ronks. Rated T to be safe. One-shot. Disclaimer: I do not own anything relatable to Harry Potter, I'm just borrowing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
School work by Wr1 reviews
Nothing After JE happened! It will be a slight crossover with Waterloo Road but not till later on. I thought more people will see it here rather than the crossover section. Doctor/Donna, Reddie.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Mother of the Bride by nostalgia reviews
Will Sylvia Noble 'consent and gladly give?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Underwear Menace by nostalgia reviews
Donna's pants have mysteriously vanished. The Doctor is almost certainly not responsible.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/19/2014 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Most Important Woman in The Whole Wide Universe by EmeraldScarlettIndigo reviews
Set two/three years after Journey's End. What happens when Donna starts to remember, yet she says nothing? Will the Doctor be able to help or is it too late for Donna? Rated M to be on the safe side.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 11/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
The Doctor's Wandering Eye by tkelparis reviews
Donna's noticed that the Martian Boy's eyes are straying. Does he really just want a mate? She's skeptical – and fishing for answers.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
The Wolf and the Thief by whoson1st reviews
Rose is trapped in a universe that is trying erase her. With the help of a very special friend, she gets the opportunity to go back and rewrite her entire history with the Doctor in order to keep the tragic events at Canary Wharf from happening. Can she succeed? Or is she doomed to fade away? First in the Written in the Stars series, now complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 217,952 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 1,444 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Misscommunication by Multifandomfuckfest reviews
The Doctor takes Donna to a proper castle, unfortunately for him his intentions are misconstrued.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Donna N.] - Complete
Seducing The Doctor by Used To Write reviews
Rose is pretty sure that the Doctor wants her as much as she wants him. Smut with a story. Lots of sexual tension. Nine x Rose pairing. Mature content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,881 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Interstitial Stories 1 - Downtime by HonestlyNow reviews
Sometimes, there's no time that passes between episodes in Modern Doctor Who. Sometimes, there's an undisclosed amount of time. And sometimes, there's just a second or two to squeeze in something else. Think of Interstitial Stories as the ice cream of the canon universe, filling in the cracks.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Telephone Date Break by Basmathgirl reviews
Donna suddenly gets an invitation over the phone that the Doctor isn't keen to follow up.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Incubus by Miss Shannon reviews
When nightmares become reality, Sharon needs her team's support. (Raydor/Flynn) - Sequel to "Rusty Beck - Marriage Broker"
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,464 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor, Rusty B. - Complete
The Missing Link Series - Part 1: Colonisation by OzzyJ reviews
An angst filled New Caprican romance with a sprinkling of mystery and malice. Final chapter is now up!
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,282 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 10/9/2011 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
A Walk In The Dust by JunoInferno reviews
A retelling of Series 3 where Rose is still with the Doctor, but they are joined by Donna Noble. Shipping inside. Also, they go to the Planet of the Hats. Voyage of the Damned in progress.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 113,867 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Man Friday by Ivy Kendall reviews
Sharon and Andy spend the evening remembering the past, talking about the present, and planning for the future. (And so maybe this wasn't a one-off after all. Thanks to the encouragement of a number of you, I will continue and see where this goes.)
Major Crimes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,554 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Complete
Dress Code by thatceliachick reviews
Flynn and Raydor check out each other's wardrobes, and more. Fluffy fluff.
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Rusty Beck - Marriage Broker by Miss Shannon reviews
Rusty decides to play matchmaker which might or might not lead to chaos and mayhem. (Raydor/Flynn)
Major Crimes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,577 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
The White Elephant by Laura Mayfair reviews
The ever pragmatic Laura Roslin makes a proposal to Bill in hopes of alleviating the tension created by their growing attraction. Written purely for silliness. Rated M just to be safe.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/13/2012 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Blame it on the rain by Ivy Kendall reviews
Submission for Fic Challenge "Weather the Storm", from the Major Crime LJ.
Major Crimes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
The Range by Ivy Kendall reviews
Set after Reload - a short drabble about frustrations
Major Crimes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Complete
Writers and their Muse by Ms.Chelle reviews
She didn't know how to put it. She just can't say 'Jethro someone's writing about us having sex in the elevator.'
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Abstinence The Best Policy? by OzzyJ reviews
Whatever happened to that portrait of Baltar? A short series of cheeky drabbles
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Holiday Pleasantries by blue4pup reviews
A phone call from home ends with pleasant results for Donna and the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Don't Drink The Water by JunoInferno reviews
So, there's marrying an alien and then there's telling your family about it and sometimes that gets complicated. Going with M for highly suggestive just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Cold Red by Natchez reviews
A gruesome cold case comes back to life, following the "Here You Come Again" storyline, with Andy and Sharon.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - A. Flynn, S. Raydor - Complete
Scandal In The Library by JunoInferno reviews
After saving Agatha Christie, Donna Noble hears something from the Doctor she can't believe causing complications when she finds herself trapped in CAL. Regarding Mrs Smith prequel, Forest of the Dead/Silence in the Library spoilers obviously.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Birthday suprise by XaBlackRoseX
I DID NOT WRITE THIS! My cousin did, as b-day presant. The Doctor and Donna celebrate his Birthday. FLUFFY! Its really cute.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Five Times Lee Witnessed Something by applesandcherries reviews
...He Rather Hadn't. It wasn't even the worst that he had walked in on them, but that he couldn't get the images out of his head. A/R, Lee
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Holding a Flame by divadarling reviews
Set after the Season 3 finale. Laura's reading romance novels, having strange dreams, and keeping secrets about New Caprica. Bill wants to know why...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,419 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Rabbits and Rhymes by egor11572 reviews
Tonks shops at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for an Easter gift for Remus, while Fred and George set up a little Easter prank in the form of a neon orange rabbit to get the two to reveal their feelings. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Complications by divadarling reviews
Adama confronts Roslin about her affair with Adar. Set right before Lay Down Your Burdens. AR with some LeeKara.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,515 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006 - W. Adama, L. Roslin - Complete
Up All Night by Gilpin reviews
Co authored with Mrs Tater. The night before Harry's hearing in OotP and, for Remus and Tonks, it really was asking for trouble to go out like this. Risky and unprofessional. In fact, anything might happen... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 53,121 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Morning Attire by fadedstardust reviews
“All right dear cousin, you win. I won’t tell anyone unless you want me to.” At this, everyone’s (who wasn’t Tonks) face fell at the realization that they wouldn’t know who the mysterious pair of boxers belonged to. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/26/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Our Little Secret by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
The trio plus Ginny find a mysterious note and set to work figuring out who the author of it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks
The Rules of Attraction by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Sirius takes it upon himself to set up the two most unlikely people. Chaos and uncomfortable situations are guarenteed, and believe it or not, romance. Short multichapter fic, RLNT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Dare by mosylu reviews
Tonks has a special someone in her life, but who? Ron and Harry, sick of the speculation, dare Ginny and Hermione to come right out and ask. But the answer might be a little more than they bargained for. This is your official marshmallow fluff warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
In The Closet by MisterMoonyLovesYou reviews
Remus and Tonks think they've found a secure hiding spot, away from the rest of the party. But another couple seems to have the same idea as they do....RLNT with a bit of HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks