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Author has written 3 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight.

Hi guys! Quick overview of my geekiness. I'm a Bat-fan, Superhero Nerd, Potterhead, Tribute, Superwholockian, Trekkie, and a Star Wars fan. Too bad no one came up with a name for Star Wars. I feel like Star Wars would've been Warheads but then Potterheads would have gotten mad and there'd probably be a war between the fandoms that none would survive...probably. The Joker is my favorite character ever! As you can probably tell... by the giant quote list below... I apologize for my infatuation.

Joker Hall of Fame: The Best Quotes from the Worst Villain

Heath Ledger's Joker, The Dark Knight (2008)

-Gotham National Bank Manager: "Think you're pretty smart, huh? The guy that hired youze, he'll just do the same to you. Oh, criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh? WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN?"
[Bozo leans down and sticks a gas grenade in the manager's mouth]
Bozo: "I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you...:
[takes off his mask, revealing the Joker]
The Joker: "...stranger."

-"Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. HIT ME!"

-"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!"

-Lau: "For obvious reasons, I couldn't wait for your permission. Rest assured, your money is safe."

[From outside comes the sound of loud, fake laughter. The mob bosses turn and see the Joker enter]

The Joker: "And I thought my jokes were bad."

-"Well, hello, beautiful. You must be Harvey's squeeze. And you are beautiful."

[he walks around her]

The Joker: "Oh, you look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife. She was beautiful, like you. Who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this..."

[the Joker mimics slicing his mouth open with his tongue]

The Joker: " myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!"

[Rachel knees the Joker in the groin; he merely laughs it off]

The Joker: "A little fight in you. I like that."

Batman: [off-screen] "Then you're gonna love me."

[attacks him]

-"I like this job, I like it!"

-"And here...we...go!"

-"You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!"

-[to Det. Stephens] "Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions. In... you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?"

-"This town deserves a better class of criminal, and I'm gonna give it to them."

-"I'm a man of my word."

-[climbs up to the cab of a semi truck, the driver of which is dead or unconscious]
Oh, excuse me, I want to drive!"

-"It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman."

-"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

-"[over the PA] Tonight you're all gonna be part of a social experiment. Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I'm ready right now to blow you all sky high. Anyone attempts to get off their boat, you all die. Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live. So, who's it going to be: Harvey Dent's most wanted scumbag collection, or the sweet and innocent civilians? You choose... oh, and you might want to decide quickly, because the people on the other boat might not be so noble."

-Gambol: [explodes] "Enough from the clown!"
[He rises to his feet; Joker does too, opening his coat to reveal a cluster of grenades, attached to a string around his thumb]
The Joker: "Ah-ta-ta-ta! Let's not blow this out of proportion."

-Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
The Joker: "Yeah."

-The Joker: "Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city."
The Chechen: "They won't work for a freak..."
The Joker: [mocking his accent] "A freak..."
[pulls out his switchblade and tosses it to some goons, who grab the Chechen]
The Joker: "Why don't we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog really is. It's not about money... it's about sending a message. Everything burns!"

-[During a bank heist, the Joker has tricked all his men into killing each other, one after the other. One of the last ones, getting wise, points his gun at another thug, who still has his mask on]
Grumpy: "I'm betting The Joker told you to kill me soon as we loaded the cash."
Bozo: "No. No, no, no. I kill the bus driver."
Grumpy: [confused] "Bus driver? What bus dri-?"
[a school bus drives through the wall and kills Grumpy]

-Gambol: [to The Joker] "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off."
The Joker: "How about a magic trick?"
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]
The Joker: "I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."
[Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker: "Ta-daa! It's... it's gone."

-Batman: [as Joker is holding Rachel out a window] "Let her go!"
The Joker: [giving him a look] "Very poor choice of words..."

-[to Gambol's thugs, being held helpless by his own] "Now, our operation is small, but there's a lot of potential for "aggressive" expansion. So, which one of you fine gentlemen would like to join our team? Oh, there's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have..."
[breaks pool cue over knee]
[throws broken pool cue at the thugs]
"Make it fast."

-"Now there's a Batman!"

-The Joker: [the Joker has Brain Douglas captured and is recording him] "Tell them your name."
Brian: "Brian... Douglas."
The Joker: "Are you the real Batman?"
Brian: "No."
The Joker: "No?"
Brian: "No."
The Joker: "No? Then why do you dress up like him?"
[grabs Brian's mask and dangles it in front of the camera]
The Joker: "whooo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"
Brian: "Because he's a symbol that we don't have to be afraid of scum like you."
The Joker: "Oh you do, Brian. You really do. Yeah. Oh shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. So, you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hmm? Look at me. LOOK AT ME!"
[turns camera to himself]
The Joker: "You see? This is how crazy Batman's made Gotham! You want order in Gotham? Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn't, people will die. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word."

-Gambol's Bodyguard: "Yo, Gambol, there's somebody here for you. They say they just killed the Joker."
Gambol's Bodyguard: "They brought the body."
[a body bag is brought in and dropped on the table; Gambol unzips it, revealing Joker's face]
Gambol: "So. For dead, that's 500..."
The Joker: [sitting up and sticking a blade in Gambol's mouth] "How 'bout alive?"
[Joker's men hold the bodyguards]
The Joker: "You wanna know how I got these scars? My father, was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife. "WHY SO SERIOUS?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a smile on that face." And..."
[glancing at thug]
The Joker: "Why so serious?"
[kills Gambol]

-[Batman slams The Joker's head on the table]
The Joker: "Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next..."
[Batman punches the Joker's hand. The Joker pauses for a moment waiting for it to hurt]
The Joker: "See?"

-"Why so serious?"

-Harvey Dent: "Your men. Your plan."
The Joker: "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... do things."

-[Is about to unmask the unconscious Batman but Gordon suddenly points a gun to his head] "Arrrgh! Could you *please* just give me a minute?"

-[talking about crashing the helicopter] "Okay, rack 'em up. Rack 'em up, rack 'em up, rack 'em up."

-The Joker: [Joker walks into a meeting with a slow, mockingly false laugh] "And I thought MY jokes were bad."
Gambol: "Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off."
The Joker: "How about a magic trick?"
[Joker pulls out a pencil and slams in into the table. After a brief struggle, Joker slams Gambol's thug's head into the pencil]
The Joker: "TA-DA! It's... It's gone...! Oh, and, by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it."
The Chechen: [Gambol rises in anger] "Sit. I want to hear proposition."
[Gambol sits]
The Joker: "Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did... did your balls drop off? Hmm? Ya see, a guy, like me..."
Gambol: "A freak."
The Joker: "A guy, like me... Look. Listen... I know why you choose to have you little"
[clears throat]
The Joker: "group therapy sessions in broad daylight. I know why you're afraid to go out at night. The Batman. See Batman has shown Gotham your true colors. Unfortunately, Dent... He's just the beginning. And as for the television's, so-called, plan, Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him SQUEAL! I know the squealers when I see them, and..."
[points, accusingly at the monitor broadcasting Lau's face and Lau turns off the camera]
The Chechen: "What do you propose?"
The Joker: "It's simple, we kill the Batman."
[everyone laughs]
Salvatore Maroni: "If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?"
The Joker: "If you're good at something, never do it for free."
The Chechen: "How much you want?"
The Joker: "Uh... Half."
[everyone laughs]
Gambol: "You're crazy."
The Joker: "I'm not."
[slight mocking laughter]
The Joker: "No, I'm not. If we don't deal with this now, soon, little, uh, Gambol here, won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma."
Gambol: [slams his hand on the table] "ENOUGH FROM THE CLOWN!"
[rushes to attack Joker]
The Joker: "AH, ta ta ta taaa."
[opens his jacket to reveal several hand grenades with their pins connected to a string around his thumb]
The Joker: "Let's not BLOW"
[everyone gets up and moves away from Joker]
The Joker: "this out of proportion."
Gambol: "You think you can steal from us and just walk away?"
The Joker: "Yeah."
Gambol: "I'm puttin' the word out. 500 grand for this clown dead. A million alive, so I can teach him some manners first."
The Joker: "Alright, so, listen, why don't you gimme a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously. Here's my card."
[sets joker card on the table and walks toward the door, dangling the string tied to the grenade pins]

Jack Nicholson, Batman (1989)

-Grissom: "Jack, listen. Maybe we can cut a deal."
Joker: "Jack? Jack is dead, my friend."
[steps into the light]
Joker: You can call me... Joker. And as you can see, I'm a lot happier.
[laughs, and then proceeds to kill Grissom]

-[talking to a gargoyle] "What are you laughin' at?"

-The Joker: "I've recently had a tragedy in my life. Alicia..."
[lays the mask that Alicia wore on the table]
The Joker: "...threw herself out of the window."
Vicki Vale: "Oh, my God."
The Joker: "But, you can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."
[breaks the mask and starts giggling]

-"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman."

-"Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!"

-Vicki Vale: "You're insane!"
Joker: "I thought I was a Pisces!"

-"Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

-[reciting his poem to Vicki] "I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep."

-The Joker: "Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
Bruce Wayne: "What?"
The Joker: "I always ask that of all my prey. I just... like the sound of it."
[shoots him]

-"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

-"And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS TIGHTS!"

-Vicki Vale: "What do you want?"
The Joker: "My face on the one dollar bill."
Vicki Vale: "You must be joking."
The Joker: "Do I look like I'm joking?"

-The Joker: "My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun."
[Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him]
The Joker: "I'm gonna need a minute or two alone, boys."

-"As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."

-Bruce Wayne: "Let me tell you about this guy I know. Jack. Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people."
The Joker: "I like him already."

-[reaches for a pair of glasses in his pocket and puts them on]
The Joker: "You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? Huh?"
[Batman punches him]

-Vicki Vale: "What can I do for you?"
The Joker: "Oh, little song, little dance. Batman's head on a lance."

Batman: The Killing Joke

-"Madness is the emergency exit!"

-"Life's a bowl of cherries, and this is the pits."

-"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?"

-"See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

Batman: Arkham Asylum

-"Stand back fool, I've got a bomb! Oh, Right."

-"Over!? Why my dear, delusional dark knight, it hasn't even begun."

-"Anyone seen the big bad Bat yet? I warn you, he may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot!"

- "Plans, plans, plans. They always have their plans. But the problem with their plan... is that when you take an insane person to the asylum,you're just taking him home - the very place he knows best."

-"Tell me, Bats. What are you really scared of? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Me, in a thong?!"

-"Five... Four... Three... Two... One... BOOM! Just kidding!"

Batman: Arkham City

-"You fell for the old fake Joker gag, Batman!"

-"Nice of you to say, but you of all people should know, there's plenty wrong with me. Take my blood, for example. I wish somebody would - this stuff is killing me!"

-"It's ok to die Bats, I'll be here to protect Gotham! I'll do a real good job."


-"Yay! We're all going to Hell!"

-"There's two things Lex forgot to tell you about me: I don't CARE what happens to the world, and I DON'T play nice with others!"

-"If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!"

-(to Superman) "More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle."

-"Lady, you're harder to kill than a cockroach on steroids!"

-(to Batman) "Quick question. When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?"

-"Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One bright morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot one another. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too."

-"If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!"

-[Trying to patent "jokerized" fish]"But the fish share my unique face! If Colonel What's-His-Name can have chickens, when they donť even have moustaches-- And you deny this to me!"

-"I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled kids!!! Now get me Santa Claus!"

-"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

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Dance with Me by El.Ave.Fenix reviews
"Just once I would like to see you without that damn makeup," she whispered to him in the dark, reaching out to touch the side of his face. His hand shot out and seized her's with a crushing force. "The makeup dosent come off, beautiful," he snarled back.
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Jillien Harding wanted to leave her past. And when the opportunity came , she took it. She wanted to leave Gotham. She wanted to discard her emotional trauma. But the Joker wouldn't have it. He didn't want her to go because he still had feelings for her. And he hoped, she still felt something for him too.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,059 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Joker
A Second Chance by Hana Of Forever reviews
Wireless officer Jack Phillips of the RMS Titanic died the night the ship sank, but he blamed himself for what happened. These regrets get him reborn as guardian angel to 21st century girl, Rachel. Though Jack doesn't know that angels have rules that should not be broken... What would you do with a second chance?
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,059 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Thomas A., Phillips - Complete
Corruption by Gemmi92 reviews
"Are you implying that he is corrupt?" she snapped out, her eyes glaring at the woman stood opposite her in the office as she sighed softly, shrugging gently before looking back to her intern. "I don't know," she admitted. "But, I do know that a relationship with him isn't something which you should be chasing. I can tell you that much." Crane/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 83,072 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
40 Days by CSHL reviews
This is MY version of the famous Flight to Bespin. A day by day account of the journey filled with love, arguements, possibilities, bets, laughter, tears, nightmares, and regrets. Voted as best Han and Leia Fanfic!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 132,356 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Han S., Leia O. - Complete
The First Sign of Parenting by Gemmi92 reviews
"You're late!" she snapped and he blinked profusely at her, removing his glasses as she screamed out in pain again. "Is it that bad?" he asked her, picking her hand up as she squeezed it tightly so he feared for his circulation. Clearly, the glare he was receiving didn't warrant spoken words for an answer. One Shot to The First Sign of Madness.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/10/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter by Imogen Kain reviews
Funny, how trying to fight it just made it harder. Or more complicated. Weirder. Funnier. Definitely funnier. But fighting the inevitable was a waste of time, no matter how much you wanted to keep yourself intact... JokerXOC, during TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 36 - Words: 174,758 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Home Front by Anonymous2004 reviews
Until now, Batman's only cared about taking out the bigshots of crime. But when a dedicated woman gets caught up in his current crusade, both he and Bruce Wayne will discover where crime and tragedy begin: on the home front. Post DK. Bruce Wayne/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 399,975 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Uninvited by Jenny Joker reviews
It took nearly two years for me to put my life back together. It took two minutes for it to fall apart. Sequel to "Dance With the Devil". Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,892 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Joker
To Heal Your Scars by Starlit Insanity reviews
Sky Mortimer has felt alone her entire life and long ago lost hope of finding someone who could understand her. But when she's kidnapped by the Joker, she just may have found the type of person she'd given up on so many years before. JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,023 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Joker
Wounds Heal, Scars Remain by trs0010 reviews
Cassidy Williams is the cousin of billionaire Bruce Wayne. After abandoning a past in California she can never forget, she hopes for a fresh start in Gotham; but when she catches the eye of Gotham's newest villain, starting over might not be so easy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,384 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - [Joker, OC] Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Dance With the Devil by Jenny Joker reviews
Seventeen-year-old Jessica Wayne moves to Gotham to live with her guardian Bruce Wayne after her parents die in a suspicious car crash. What happens when she is kidnapped by Batman's arch nemesis the Joker? Definitely not what anyone expected. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 94,155 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Joker - Complete
Checkmate by Not Enough Answers reviews
A retelling of "The Killing Joke" as it might have happened in the Nolanverse. Everyone has a story. This is Jeannie's. She could never have predicted what would occur when she became hopelessly entangled with Jack Napier...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 115,050 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
An Exquisite Pain by Not Enough Answers reviews
Tom Riddle/OC. She accidentally stumbles upon a Time-Turner and sends herself seventy years into the past. But will she come back completely unchanged?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 150,500 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 1,872 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 8/28/2010 - [Tom R. Jr., OC] - Complete
Joker's Shadow by lordlink13 reviews
A criminal who is nothing more than a shadow. But when she goes to Gotham City, hardly within six hours, she's caught by the Joker himself. He won't kill her, and she doesn't know why. If she finds out, would the Joker still keep her alive? JokerxOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 187,515 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Joker - Complete
Broken Laughter, Shattered Smiles by RavenclawRebel reviews
As Gwen and the Joker's relationship deepens, Gwen has to balance her new job at the GPD, keeping her secret from the people she loves, and those annoying run-ins she keeps having with millionare Bruce Wayne. Pre-DK, Sequel to the Heart Behind the Madness
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,596 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Joker - Complete
The Heart Behind the Madness by RavenclawRebel reviews
A Gotham college student finds herself in over her head in one very dangerous game....but can she beat the Joker if he's holding the cards? Pre-TDK R&R please! COMPLETED!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
Arkham Angel by Kerayzie reviews
New to Arkham Jess soon realises the patients are the least of her worries, someone is trying to ruin her in every way a situation only a miracle can solve will she be brave enough to trust a clown? COMPLETE
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,386 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker - Complete
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Sympathy for the Devil reviews
Sofia Roselle is back in the sequel to "How Do You Talk To An Angel?" A year after her seemingly fatal fall into Gotham Bay, she breaks the Joker out of Arkham Asylum. But the crime scene in Gotham has expanded since they've been gone, and there are new players on the board- including Sofia. JokerxOC [ON HIATUS]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014
How Do You Talk To An Angel? reviews
The Joker has seemed to take a liking to Bruce Wayne's assistant, but Sofia Roselle is revolted by the man who killed her uncle. The madman kidnaps her, and becomes more and more dangerous as he gets to know her better; however, it seems that he knows her already, and she finds herself drawn to him, much to her own dismay. Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,530 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Joker
Blake And Batgirl reviews
By some freak accident, a college student training to be an FBI agent and her best friend with the same ambition get transported to the most corrupt city to never exist. There, she meets John Blake, and discovers a new way to fight crime. Her friend discovers a new way to fight also- with crime. WARNING: STORY STOPS RANDOMLY, WILL NOT BE CONTINUED.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,176 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/25/2012 - J. Blake