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Joined 07-26-12, id: 4156181, Profile Updated: 02-07-21
Author has written 32 stories for Mass Effect, Warhammer, Pokémon, Star Wars, Frozen, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World, A song of Ice and Fire, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Worm, Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple, Halo, and Genshin Impact.

Update February 2020

People asked me to make a discord, so I did.

https:///urk78WYKq3

Rejected Stones:

The story is in the final act, with the ultimate confrontation between Izuku and Mei and the quirkest legions of the Paranormal Liberation Front taking place. It will be wrapping up sometime in the spring, probably around mid April. Thanks for all your support so far, and I hope I can stick the landing.

A Clash of NEETs

Work continues on this story. It's my next goal to finish NEETs, and it's looking like it will end up my biggest project so far. If you're interested, there is a fairly detailed TV tropes page for this fic. You can also find a lot of my notes and background details in helpful infographics over on Space Battles under the "Septa Cecily's Guide to Planetos" series. This one is going to be in for the long haul: I don't know that I will finish the story by the end of the year, as it's turning into quite the monster. Still, I'm having a blast and I hope you are too.

What if the Emperor Met a Bunch of Anime Goddesses?

I'm still plugging along on this one. I'd anticipate that work on it will wrap up sometime over the summer, with the rest of the story posted by the end of the year.

Unless, you know, I get tracked down for all the EXTRA HERESY I'm putting in the story. Soon, I will even reveal my most heretical ship yet.

The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato

This spur of the moment bad idea will continue on for the foreseeable future. I'm moving this to updates every 10 days to give me more time to build up a buffer and think out my ideas better.

Also Yuki best girl.

This Goddess Must Be Crazy

I had completed about 20k works on book III, when I realized I had several plot holes and poor decisions that were piling up near the beginning. I've had to delete it all and start from scratch. More will come soon, but I need to figure out what I'm doing first.

Other works:

I am not working on my older stories at this time. Sorry. I could be bribed. I accept payment in the form of thoughtful reviews, good dark chocolate, and fanart.

Also money but you don't have any way to give me any now do you?

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His and Her's and Her's Circumstances by Tabasc0 reviews
Kazuma Sato has spent the last 4 years of his life as a typical Japanese NEET, unable to escape the feeling that somewhere, somehow, his life went wrong. But one night, he learns that destiny will only be put off for so long... Some post Vol 15 elements used, fair warning.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,967 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 2/18 - Kazuma S., Yunyun, Iris, Claire
The Tick vs MY HERO ACADEMIA by bejammin2000 reviews
The Call not only knows where Izuku Midoriya Lives, it is willing to send the Tick to Call in a Carry Out Order for a Sandwich Platter of Justice. Now Izuku is on the path to become a hero just like All Might. Except for the minor legal technicality of being a wanted vigilante.
Crossover - Tick & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 242,444 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 6/23/2018
Zero Summing by Poliamida reviews
Mocked by her peers and a failure as a mage, now she finds herself alone in a foreign land ravaged by a civil war. With the world on the brink of destruction her life couldn't get any worse, could it? Reverse summon AU.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 523,897 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,831 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Louise
Darth Vader: Hero of Naboo by AkumaKami64 reviews
The Force often works in strange ways. That was never truer when Darth Vader, not Anakin Skywalker, found himself on Naboo during the Trade Federation occupation. How is the Republic to react to a Sith Lord that has committed no crime and is aiding Queen Amidala? And did I mention Vader wasn't the only one brought along the ride? No, it's not Luke or Leia.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,950 - Reviews: 7284 - Favs: 15,387 - Follows: 16,915 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Vanguard of Vengeance by M.B.Liddle reviews
When an unexpected delay prevents Shepard from reaching the Prothean beacon on Eden Prime in time, she makes a discovery that will throw the course of future history into disarray. Now, on the brink of a galactic extinction event, can Shepard defeat old enemies with a new host of allies? Can she turn the tide of darkness, or will she succumb to it. Find out in Vanguard of Vengeance
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,124 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/15/2022 - Published: 12/3/2012 - J. Garson
Galactic Life, and Reapers by LegionN7 reviews
What if we actually lived in the Mass Effect Universe? This collaborative self-insert shows how, even coming from all walks of life, some things can bind anyone together. How will this sundry group of unlikely heroes cope? DISCLAIMER: Nonoriginal characters and locations not owned by any authors; all Bioware/EA. Starts pre-Me1. *Not an Isekai*
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 225,511 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/5/2022 - Published: 3/8/2013
The King Is Dead by HaltWrite reviews
The people called him the Pious Prince. His friends claimed he was a Baratheon, and his enemies called him a Lannister. They were all wrong for before any of those things, he was Arthas Menethil, the Damned Prince of Lordaeron, the Betrayer, kinslayer and kingslayer. His sins were legion. Mother have mercy on his soul.
Crossover - Warcraft & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,524 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 1/30/2021 - Published: 4/10/2020 - Arthas Menethil, Eddard S./Ned, Joffrey B.
The Fourth Council Race by Knight Vigilant Koren reviews
A few minor and realistic changes in the decisions made by the leaders of humanity drastically altered the path of Citadel Space and the Reaper War. This is the story of caution and planning over recklessness, the path of the juggernaut over the glass cannon. This is the story of humanity as it should have been. A power worthy of its Council seat, and one the Reapers can't ignore.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 195,149 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 3,486 - Updated: 11/27/2020 - Published: 9/23/2017 - Garrus V., Kaidan A., Shepard, Councilor Irissa
Louise Summons a Master of Explosions by RainEStar3 reviews
Louise summons Megumin, a self-proclaimed Master of Explosions, as her familiar. Megumin was warned by Kazuma that suspiciously glowing circle would probably send her to another world, but that only piqued her curiosity. Now Louise, infamous for her explosive failures, meets a younger mage who has dedicate her life to that single spell. Will Halkegenia survive?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 239 - Published: 8/30/2020 - Louise, Kirche, Colbert, Megumin - Complete
Awkward Energy - MinaDeku by QuirkQuartz reviews
The only reason Midoriya got to talking with Ashido was because his bandages needed reapplying. Still, this small hand of fate was all that was needed to spark a friendship and a far closer bond between the two classmates. I honestly have no idea what their ship name is, so I'ma call it MinaDeku
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 76 - Words: 509,155 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 4,213 - Follows: 4,161 - Updated: 7/24/2020 - Published: 10/24/2016 - [Izuku M., Mina A.]
The First Generation by QuirkQuartz reviews
The First Generation of Quirked individuals had it rough. Yuuei is built as a school for the Quriked, but is in reality, just a way for the Quirkless to keep the Quirked in one place, contained. Faced with a world that despises and hates them, Midoriya Izuku and Ashido Mina and others join the very first generation of Heroes to change this worlds hatred of Quirks. MinaDeku,Kacchako
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 317,249 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 11/21/2019 - Published: 1/14/2017 - [Izuku M., Mina A.] [Ochako U., Katsuki B.]
Shinji and Warhammer40k by Charles Bhepin reviews
Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]
Crossover - Evangelion & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 791,067 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 3,900 - Follows: 3,037 - Updated: 3/1/2019 - Published: 11/11/2007
Acidic Affection by 12AngryMen reviews
After failing her first final, Mina Ashido begins to question why she's even at U.A. After an uplifting encounter with Izuku Midoriya, she finds not only new resolve but a new friend. But as the two spend more time together, a deeper bond begins to quickly form. Together they'll face jealous friends, explosive enemies, struggles with intimacy, and much more.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,773 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 2,474 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 3/13/2018 - Published: 11/12/2017 - [Mina A., Izuku M.] - Complete
Razor's Edge: Requiem by Tairis Deamhan reviews
John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 419,528 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 1,379 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Kasumi G., Shepard - Complete
The Dark Lord Never Died by Starfox5 reviews
Voldemort was defeated on Halloween 1981, but Lucius Malfoy faked his survival to take over Britain in his name. Almost 20 years later, the Dark Lord returns to a very different Britain - but Malfoy won't give up his power. And Dumbledore sees an opportunity to deal with both. Caught up in all of this are two young people on different sides.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,592 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
A Dark Dawn by Ave Imperium reviews
A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,972 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 2,369 - Follows: 2,222 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Mass Effect Reloaded by thebluninja reviews
Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 335,916 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 3/29/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
I Should Go by Nevery reviews
Speeches, farewells, denials, howls of grief and of rage. Those that knew Shepard in life remember the Commander in death. Shepard's gender and any interpretations of romance are intentionally ambiguous and left up to you. Disclaimer: Reading these shorts whilst listening to "An End for Once and For All" carries with it a heavy risk of tears.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 22,191 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Blasto, Oriana L.
Mass Effect: Resolution by BlueSpartan107 reviews
Commander Zach Shepard begins the adventure of his life as he becomes the first human spectre and is sent to capture Saren Arterius before he brings destruction upon the galaxy. During this journey, he'll make friends, destroy enemies, grieve for his losses on Akuze, and find new meaning with the help of a quarian engineer. Eventual Shepard/Tali romance. V,L
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 299,121 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Every Planet by NenkotaMoon reviews
Short story for the May contest on Aria's Afterlife forum: With the Mass Relays destroyed, many colonies have been cutoff from galactic society. It is the crew of the I.S.V. Kongo to find them.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2015
Ascension by thebluninja reviews
Heavily AU. Thanks to a cold, humanity never discovers the Prothean ruins on Mars, and barely develops Mass Effect technology. They step out onto the galactic stage after the Reapers have harvested every other species, and find the crumbs left behind by the turians, asari, and salarians. Now they must adapt to fight a foe who won't be seen for far longer than human history.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
Lone Survivor: The history of Zaeed Massani by thebluninja reviews
For the Aria's Afterlife "Under-served Character" contest. A look back at the history of Zaeed Massani, from picking up his first assault rifle pre-Contact to the end of the Reaper war. Selected in memory of Robin Sachs, RIP. Lots of swearing, which you should expect from Zaeed Goddamn Massani.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,648 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Zaeed M.
Flesh Masks by Tears of Reese reviews
The Winchester brothers head to Chicago to check up on what seems to be your average, run-of-the-mill monster killing. Unfortunately, nothing is ever simple when Chicago's only openly practicing wizard P.I. is involved. As the three men follow the ever-confusing trail, one thing is clear: the fate of the world may not be at stake in this one, but it'll sure be a pain in the ass!
Crossover - Supernatural & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,060 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., H. Dresden - Complete
In Love and War by Rockycombo reviews
Shepard and Tali's relationship grows during the fight with the Reapers, but that doesn't mean their story ends after they deal with the ancient synthetics. Reapers were simple; you can just shoot them in the head area. But that doesn't work for fans, admirals, or the past. Focuses on Tali/Shep pairing, rated M for sexual content and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 168,589 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
Memoirs by Sharrukin reviews
Centuries after the end of the Reaper War, a respected asari scientist and political leader tells the story of her youthful adventures with the legendary Shepard. Fighting to save the galaxy is one thing, but figuring out human motivations can be much harder. Science fiction, action-adventure, and a romance on slow burn.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 165,296 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] - Complete
Forfeit by artistic mishap reviews
There was something Hackett always intended to tell Shepard - and now it's too late. Post ME3 vignettes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,477 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Admiral Hackett, Hannah S. - Complete
The Knife and the Turncoat by Mr.Vaz reviews
Tali is torn between her feelings for the commander and the gravity of a horrible mistake, while Miranda comes to terms with the organization that she's championed for years. Follow-up to Levi Matthews' "Finding a Way". M!Shepard/Tali ON HIATUS
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 174,537 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/28/2012 - [Tali'Zorah, Shepard] Miranda L.
Mass Effect: Glorious Shotgun Princess by Gregg Landsman reviews
The Exaltation of the Unconquered Sun is a tricky thing. Especially when it doesn't come with an manual. Jane Shepard, who was able to talk Spectres into suicide before getting a spiritual superweapon grafted to her soul, has a new advantage.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 212,144 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Garson - Complete
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
Walls by Inkess reviews
Diagnosed as an Ardat-Yakshi at an early age, Falere had lived her entire life within the Monastery's walls. This is the story of her life, from the moment of diagnosis to post-ME3. (On hiatus.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Falere, Rila
Confessions by Sharrukin reviews
Years after the Reaper War is over, Liara goes to visit her father for what may be the last time, but Aethyta has one more piece of good advice to offer, and one last thing to lift from her conscience. Part of the Memoirs continuity.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Liara T'Soni, Aethyta - Complete
Sunblock by Inkess reviews
It's a bad idea to go out on a sunny Palaven day without proper protection if you're a non-turian. Shepard discovers this first-hand and opens a can of worms she kept carefully sealed. Post-Destroy. (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,259 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Quarian-Princess Bride by thebluninja reviews
Mordin: Inconceivable! The Illusive Man: Who said life is fair? Where is that written? Shepard: Collectors of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. Thane: Hello. My name is Thane Krios. You killed my father. PREPARE TO DIE! Legion: Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together in consensus today. Yes, the Princess Bride, done with Mass Effect characters! Read it now!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,021 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Regret by TheRev28 reviews
The most iconic scene from Mass Effect 1 told from a very different perspective.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Ashley W., Kaidan A., Shepard - Complete
Wings Of Fire by Bahoogasmif reviews
Commander Shepard awakes amongst the ruins of the citadel, and is finally on the verge of that happily ever after he so desperately sought.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 110,846 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Warrior Ethos by 1054SS325MP reviews
This is between ME1 and ME2, with heavy flashbacks to ME1. This story uses Calinstel's ideas of the Quarian culture. Both Garrus x FemShep and Tali x ManShep. It's designed to be very realistic and focus more on the relationships. Quite a few missions are there too. Info/Glossary page is Now a separate story. Sequel is Warrior Ethos: 2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,498 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
No Shepard Without Vakarian by Inkess reviews
My version of the FemShep/Garrus romance throughout ME3. Follows the game's plot, but there are also alternatives. The final chapter is up! Includes EC stuff! (Complete.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,600 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/3/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Angels of the Storm by Colonel-Mustard1990 reviews
The Reapers have come, doom threatens the galaxy and it is time for Malleus Scandarum and his brothers to stand firm and face the oncoming storm. ME3 Specfic, sequel to Hammerhand, complete.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 195,460 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Space Marines - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Jar Jar and Warhammer, 40,000 by Srelex reviews
On a world torn apart by war, the Warp spews forth from another universe a horror that made Space Marines feel fear and caused even the minions of Chaos to feel revulsion. A horror that no weapon could purge. The horror's name: Jar Jar Binks.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,107 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009
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Dark Legend of Potter: Crimson Demons Awaken reviews
Megumin Potter was always seen as a delusional child who believed that the death of her parents and her mistreatment at the hands of her aunt and uncle were signs that she was destined to be the Chosen One and had dark and terrible powers within herself. Most thought her mad. Unfortunately, she was dead on. Hogwarts will not survive this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 167,212 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 9/19 - Published: 8/16/2021 - Ron W., Hermione G., Megumin, Yunyun
The Last Drop of Hope reviews
Once, Belzerg was a world of magic, laughter, and hope. But the magic died for corporate greed, the laughter was sold for one more chit, and hope was buried under layers of corruption. But thanks to two hungry girls and a greedy part timer, hope has been found once more: Aqua, Lady of Waters. Konosuba Cyberpunk AU
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,703 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 10/14/2022 - Aqua, Megumin
The Second Archon War reviews
Kyushu, Japan. November 2nd, 1999. The day the first god decended. And the first Beast was slain. The day the war for the fate of all Earths began. The war between Gods and Beasts, Archons and Entities. May Heaven help us all. Inspired by Zakara on SB
Crossover - Worm & Genshin Impact - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,461 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 6/26 - Lung, Raiden Shogun/Ei
The Melancholy of Kazuma Sato reviews
Most of the time, a hero is rewarded for saving the world. Instead, Kazuma was sent back to highschool with an even weirder group than before.
Crossover - Haruhi Suzumiya series & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 272,454 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 12/26/2020 - Haruhi S., Kyon, Aqua, Kazuma S. - Complete
Work Smarter, Not Harder reviews
Kazuma always said his party was useless, but he never did anything about it. One day, he decides to stop thinking about what he wants, and start thinking about what the girls want. And more importantly, how he can use that to his advantage.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,862 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 5/24/2020 - Aqua, Darkness, Kazuma S., Luna
Legend of Galactic Zeroes reviews
Instead playing JRPGs, Aqua watched too much mecha anime growing up. Now, the Galactic Federation needs a hero to save them from the Space Devil King (who definitely isn't space Nippo-Hitler with four forms), one is superb at piloting a mecha, as well as brave and true. Instead, they got Kazuma. And to think Aqua and Eris are using their vacation days for this.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 107,423 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 10/11/2022 - [Darkness, Kazuma S., Chris, Megumin]
It's Always Sunny in Brockton Bay reviews
Brockton Bay was just sitting there, innocently, not doing anything. And yet, somehow, it was "blessed" with THESE jerks who just HAD to try and fix it. Unbelievable. Not actually an IASIP crossover. This is is the OTHER group of useless jerks. You know, the one from that anime. Commissioned by AllenWalker
Crossover - Worm & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,178 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/3 - Published: 8/14/2022 - Skitter, Victoria D./Glory Girl, Darkness, Kazuma S.
A Cat is Fine, Too reviews
During their visit to the Arcanletia hotsprings, Kazuma ends up taking Chomusuke for a bath, and has a fateful confrontation with a certain overly endowed elfish woman. What follows will forever brand him as the worst of perverts, and send the world down the path to a Mexican Standoff, Explosion style.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,294 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 1/18 - [Kazuma S., Wolbach] Megumin, Chomusuke - Complete
Forward Unto Johto reviews
Not long after the Great War, ONI has discovered a lost colony filled with strange life forms, and potentially full of powerful artifacts from the same race that built the Halo array. Seeking further information, and potentially powerful new weapons, ONI has dispatched an elite team to investigate the lost colony. As a part of that team, Titus Rann finds himself on a new world, wit
Crossover - Pokémon & Halo - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 6/9 - Magikarp
KONOWARS: A NEW DOPE reviews
IT IS A TIME OF GREAT TOM FOOLERY THE CRUEL EMPIRE BATTLES THE BRAVE REBELS FOR THE FATE OF THE GALAXY! BUT NONE OF OUR 'HEROES' REALLY CARE ABOUT THAT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR THEM, THE FORCE HAS OTHER PLANS IN STORE FOR THEIR FATE. WILL THEY TIP THE BALANCE IN FAVOR OF THE LIGHT, OR WILL THE GALAXY PLUNGE INTO DARKNESS? WAIT, NO, I PHRASED THAT WRONG. NO PLUNGING INTO DARKNESS!
Crossover - Star Wars & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,021 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 6/25/2022 - Darth Vader, Obi-Wan K., Megumin, Kazuma S.
The Thirtheenth Fang reviews
For five years, Titus Renn served in the State Regiments, but he wants more from the world. When his uncle gifts him a mysterious blade, he sets out to find its origins, and to see more of the world than just the mud and the blood. Meanwhile, a mysterious figure pursues him, intent and securing the blade for themselves, and the hidden legacy it contains. Commissioned by Stormed
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,785 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 1/22
A Very Merry Unbirthday reviews
Megumin has just remember that Yunyun does not have a birthday this year, because it isn't a leap year and Yunyun was born on February 29th. As such, there will be no gathering of friends, no cake, and definitely no presents. Under no circumstances should everyone come to a surprise party for Yunyun tomorrow at 5pm, because that would be stupid. And she'll work very hard to do it.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 2/27 - Megumin, Yunyun - Complete
History's Strongest NEET reviews
Written in collaboration by AlphaMoyer and Full Paragon. One was destined to be a NEET sent to another world for wacky adventures with a useless goddess. The other was destined to become the mightiest disciple. But due to a truck related mix up, Kazuma will no longer go to another world, but must instead embrace a new dream: Becoming the world's greatest H Doujinshi Author.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/6/2022 - Published: 11/14/2022
This Goddess Must Be Crazy reviews
A freak accident kills Izuku and his team during the UA Sports Festival. Fortunately, a goddess offers to resurrect him if he manages to save a fantasy world. Unfortunately, that Goddess is Aqua. Kazuma thought he was going to live a cushy retirement in the Divine Realm, but when an irate bird-boy chooses him as his bonus, the only way back to NEETdom is by saving the world. Again.
Crossover - My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 221,531 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 12/4/2022 - Published: 4/18/2020 - Izuku M., Fumikage T., Aqua, Kazuma S.
A Clash of NEETs reviews
Something is very wrong with the children of the Great Houses in Westeros. Apparently, the Goddesses have decided to get proactive this time. The fate of the world is in the hands of these strangers in a strange land, but instead of fighting, they're really rather just have fun.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 248,524 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 8/1/2022 - Published: 7/30/2020 - [Kazuma S., Megumin] Eddard S./Ned, Robert B.
How I Learned to Stop Caring and Joined the Devil King reviews
The Many Trials of Kazuma Sato Or; How I Learned to Stop Caring and Join the Devil King. This system is rotten, and this whole world is out to get me! Well, NO MORE! I, Kazuma Sato, am rebelling against the system, and joining the Devil King! Commissioned fic.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,618 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/7/2022 - Published: 4/29/2022 - Aqua, Kazuma S.
A Princess' Holiday reviews
Summer is here, and Princess Iris really wants to relax on the beach with her friends. Unfortunately, everyone else seems to want to protect Iris instead of letting her have fun. Third place finalist in the Summer Konosuba Fantastic Days Discord Fanfic Contest.
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2021 - Complete
Rejected Stones reviews
It was Mei Hatsume who told Izuku Midoriya that he could be a hero, with her help of course. Desperate to have someone believe in him, Izuku decides that to realize his dreams, he'll need to make himself into a hero with the help of this odd girl. Together, these people once rejected for not fitting the mold will find themselves becoming the foundations of hero society.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 355,842 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 9/3/2021 - Published: 1/10/2020 - [Izuku M., Mei H.] Katsuki B., Hitoshi S. - Complete
My Heresy Academia reviews
Student Council President Kittenus has just received word from Principal Malcador that the God Empress of Mankind has found the lost Imperial Princesses at last. He'll do his best to help educate the world's most eclectic collection of women at the Imperial Academy, but there's only so much one mortal man can do.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,618 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/24/2021 - Published: 5/19/2021 - Primarch/s
What if the Emperor met a bunch of Anime Goddesses? reviews
What if the Emperor from TTS met Madokami and a few of her friends? Obviously, Kitten would have to play a Children's Card Game for the fate of the Imperium. And then things would get weird. 40k/TTS/Madoka Magica/Konosuba/Cautious Hero, and so, so much more. Now with EXTRA Heresy.
Crossover - Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 116,090 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 3/19/2021 - Published: 9/9/2020 - The Emperor, Primarch/s, Madoka K.
Kazuma Sato: HERO OF BELZERG reviews
Kazuma Sato is celebrated as the legendary Hero who defeated the Devil King. Many have heard his tale from the Chronicles of Eris or the Royal Archives. Now, however, I have a chance to share Kazuma's own words, complied from his own notes, found after his death last spring. While some would expect his autobiography to be self aggrandizing, I have found quite the opposite. -NS
KonoSuba: God's Blessing on This Wonderful World - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,507 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 12/16/2020 - Published: 6/25/2020 - [Kazuma S., Yunyun] Eris, Iris - Complete
Revan's Rotten Holiday reviews
Oh dear. I seem to have awakened on a Republic ship with a smashing headache. My apprentice has betrayed me, my troops have abandoned me, I haven't been laid in ages, and all I have is this dinky blaster. I suppose it's time to remind everyone why I am Darth Revan, Dark Lord of the Sith. What do you mean, my name is Ferc Kyja? Blast. This is going to be a rather rotten holiday.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,427 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 11/6/2019 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Revan, Bastila S., Mission V., HK-47
The Heavens Shall Tremble reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. It's probably dead forever guys.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Molten reviews
Anna and Elsa may have been reunited and their kingdom restored, but Prince Hans has not accepted his defeat yet. Amidst a background of mounting international tension and the looming threat of another with sorcerous powers, Anna and Elsa must heal wounds that have festered since the day they were isolated.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Hans
The Meek: Background Information reviews
Latest chapter: Background information for The Heavens Shall Tremble (And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy spoilers) concerning galactic politics in 2183. Includes the geth.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3859 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 2,874 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
From Ashes Hope reviews
The galaxy has been destroyed. Mass Relay's lie in ruin. Everywhere, things are barren. On a colony, far from earth, one woman tries to bear her burdens while easing others. She tries to remember the past, and in it, she finds a future.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Kelly C., Aeian T. - Complete
Age of Iron: Refusal reviews
In ages past, the gods of death ruled, enslaving and harvesting the mortal races as they saw fit. But in the Age of Apocalypse, The Shepard arose and cast down the gods of death, freeing the peoples. Now is the Age of Iron. The peoples once again strive against the servants of the dark gods, and cry out for the return of The Shepard. And their cries are heard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Shepard, Harbinger
Pokemon: Normandy reviews
When Tali'Zorah and John Shepard decide to tell the Star Child just where he can stuff it, a strange being steps in and gives the Mass Effect Universe the ending it never asked for. Now, Tali'Zorah is on a pokemon adventure with John Shepard, to stop the sinister (but silly) Team Cerberus and challenge the pokemon league.
Crossover - Pokémon & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,703 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Keelah Se'lai reviews
In her twilight years, Tali is interviewed and tells the story of her life, and the man she would love. Focuses on Tali, and her relationships with the Normandy's crew, as well as the destiny of her people and the geth. Contains language, violence, romance, religion and spoilers. Officially AU now. It's probably dead guys.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,088 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
The Biggest Fan reviews
Hi, I'm Conrad Verner! I've been sucked into the Mass Effect universe! I'm already Shepard's biggest fan, maybe I'll even get to meet him! SQUEE!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Conrad V., Shepard
Ciaphas Cain and Commander Shepard: Blame the Eldar reviews
When the machinations of an eldar fareer drop an entire world full of Imperial Guard, Orks, and Eldar into the Mass Effect Universe, both worlds are forever changed. Switches between the perspectives of Commissar Ciaphias Cain and Commander Jane Shepard. Rated M for language, adult situations and violence.
Crossover - Warhammer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,205 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - C. Cain, J. Garson