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Author has written 11 stories for Battlestar Galactica: 2003, and Harry Potter. Introverted, bookish, obsessive geek in my mid-twenties, mother to two small children (Ryker and Buffy,) wife, editor, amateur writer of both fanfiction and original fiction, compulsive reader, and fan of most scifi and fantasy worlds/'verses. Lover of Dramione, Rayne, Zutara, fem!Shep/Garrus, Alistair/female Warden, Hawke/Anders, and f!Hawke/Fenris, amongst others. Also unhealthily addicted to receiving reviews :D At the moment, I'm working on "The Just World Fallacy," a Dramione fic with a dark beginning and eventual happy ending, which is the sequel to the less dark but still angsty "The Risk-Reward Ratio." Progress updates can be found on Facebook, at /theriskrewardratio |
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Feasting on Dreams: Volume Four by analect reviews
Merien Tabris always thought the Dalish were a myth but, faced with irrefutable proof of their existence - and the dark secrets the clan harbours - she begins to question her own elven identity.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 137,411 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Tabris, Alistair
A Future to Be Had by mille libri reviews
After being pursued for years by Tevinters and Chantry, Fenris and Evelyn Hawke retreat to Kirkwall and gather their former allies around them ... but soon find they can't outrun the past. Sequel to "At Your Side."
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 103,203 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris
Justice in Surrender by analect reviews
All Tobias Hawke wants is to stay alive. Kirkwall is no place for an apostate like him… and definitely no place to fall in love with an apostate like Anders. He knows he should get out. Trouble is, it may already be too late. m!Hawke mage /Anders M/M
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 267,916 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Hawke (M), Anders
The Blood Dimmed Tide by Jeitiiea reviews
The evolution of Shepard and Garrus' relationship through the events of ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 124,934 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 11/14/2013 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Cruel and Beautiful World by Lena Phoria reviews
After years of captivity, Hermione Granger fights her way onto the streets of Voldemort's London with only the knife in her pocket and the blood on her hands. There's a checkpoint on every corner, a curfew enforced by Voldemort's most trusted followers, and the only way back to the Boy Who Lived is through the Death Eater who let her be captured in the first place. DM/HG. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 422,019 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Books and the Bold by Phnxgirl reviews
A trip to the bookstore, and some wise words from a 5-year-old, what could go wrong for Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Not Stalking Firelord Zuko by emletish reviews
The immediate postwar period from Katara's ranty POV. shenanigans abound. Chap 24:Song arrives in Ba Sing Se. Shenaniagns ensue.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 379,414 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Zuko, Katara
The Request by redhead414 reviews
Astoria was never a fan of Hermione Granger, but pretty soon, she would be gone, and Draco was going to need all the help he could get. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 313,160 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Forward by Peptuck reviews
Following the Miranda broadwave, there's only one direction for Malcolm Reynolds and his crew to go. Part Nine: Wrath: Cornered on Persephone, River faces both the dark products of the Academy, and her own inner demons. Post-BDM, Series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 508,921 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2008 - River
Fighting for the Malfoys by Lena Phoria reviews
A new prophecy is heard and all of its witnesses are a little on edge. Especially when the announcement of Draco and Hermione's engagement just might be the trigger to set it in motion. Sides are chosen, loyalties are tested, and no one is safe. A new war ensues and the wizarding worlds only hope is that the power of love truly can conquer all. *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 273,812 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Spire by LoquaciousQuark reviews
A legal loophole after "Alone" results in Hawke inheriting the entirety of Danarius's estate, including all his slaves—and Fenris. But Tevinter is not friendly to foreigners or fugitives, and as Hawke and Fenris struggle to save both his freedom and her slaves, they find themselves mired in political and magical intrigues whose sinister depths extend beyond anything they've faced.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 112,184 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Bring Out Your Dead by riptey reviews
W.I.P. - Lucius Malfoy is dead, but it's a secret. Draco only has to hide it for a week, and the Ministry can't keep their noses out of his business - namely, Hermione Granger. Even worse, his own house wants to kill them both. - DMHG/EWE/dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,831 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Contracts by codexfawkes reviews
"Man claims to have been hired by the girls father. Spun a story bout how the doc went cracked an kidnapped little sister from school. Says her betrothed is all kinds a worried he is." Badger told him. "Her what?" Mal asked incredulous.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,584 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Life Signs by tarysande reviews
When a routine reconnaissance mission goes awry, Shepard and Garrus are pushed to the bounds of their endurance.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 49,523 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Moments by codexfawkes reviews
Pre-Rayne to Rayne drabbles between/during episodes and beyond, building Rayne in cannon. "She is trying to define role within new familial unit. Defining parameters for involvement, Jayne needed assistance, she is providing." River explained.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Forged In Fire by Lady Urquentha reviews
Elissa Cousland teased Loghain for being ridiculously sentimental when he gave her a diamond ring engraved with the words 'You Brought Me Back to Life'. Now, four months later, he is trying to kill her and she is raising an army against him.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 130,951 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Cousland
Of Tea and Kisses by zukoshotpants reviews
Zuko and Katara discuss kissing over tea, and both end up flustered to some degree. Silly-ish one shot, nothing too fancy. Rated T to be safe but really it's not so bad, unless you're extremely offended by tea and chatting. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Trials of Single Parenthood by Estora reviews
Draco Malfoy: ex-Death Eater, former bigot, divorcee. Astoria left him for Krum, his children worship the Weasleys who clash with the décor, something's rotten at Hogwarts, and he doesn't really know what he's doing. But maybe he's getting the hang of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,617 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Feasting on Dreams: Volume Three by analect reviews
As the search for the Sacred Ashes begins, Merien Tabris shoulders the ghosts of her past, and addresses what it means to be a Grey Warden. The realities of life on the road, and her uneasy leadership, don't help.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,150 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Tabris, Alistair - Complete
Warden, Who Me? by alyssacousland reviews
In this fic, female Cousland is not a Grey Warden, but she is still Bryce's little spitfire who gives her name a whole new meaning, in more ways than one. She has no idea what darkspawn are, but isn't lucky enough not to find out. M for obvious reasons
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,759 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Stalking Zuko by emletish reviews
Katara has developed a new hobby. At the Western Air Temple she takes to stalking Zuko. Much silliness and shenanigans follow. In chapter 20: Katara and Zuko return home to the others. Katara hates the F word and she comes to a decision regarding Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,671 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
What We Choose by Crisium reviews
Sequel to "What We Become". The unmarked path was ever a hard one to follow. For a reluctant Warden-Commander and a displaced former templar, leaving the Circle was only the beginning.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 144,765 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Cullen, Amell - Complete
Feasting on Dreams: Volume Two by analect reviews
With the Fifth Blight blackening the horizon, Merien Tabris has a lot to learn and - if she and her companions are to have any hope of survival - she'd better do it quickly. But the road to Redcliffe is paved with secrets... and impossible choices.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 147,764 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Tabris, Alistair - Complete
The Spirit of Truth by Myetel reviews
This story is a bridge from ME2 to a postulated ME3. Assumes female paragon Shepherd and Garrus relationship. Contains implied human-alien sexuality and implied erotic content in chapter 12. Some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,363 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 2,359 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hate by Airplane reviews
Smellerbee hates doing laundry. She hates this town. She hates Longshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Smellerbee, Longshot - Complete
Of Tea, Rebellions, and Becoming a Dragon by Airplane reviews
Zuko and Jin are strong enough to attempt to lead normal lives in Ba Sing Se, and strong enough to fight when the time comes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,407 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jin, Zuko - Complete
Acquittal by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Snape, known evil git, is teaching at Hogwarts again when Hermione, Gryffindor Princess and girlfriend of Ron Weasley, returns to finish her 7th year. Feeling alone, she seeks solace somewhere only one other person knows about. ::canon except epilogue.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 191,467 - Reviews: 3290 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Twelfth Use Of Dragon's Blood by Wonderland Toy reviews
Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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At The High Table reviews
The Transfiguration and Muggle Studies professors happily have no reason to interact with each other...except at meals, where fate - and poor seating arrangements - place them far too close for comfort. Hermione fears she may be driven to murder Malfoy with her fork, but instead resigns herself to attempting professional courtesy, and finds out that people change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/4 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Just World Fallacy reviews
Sequel to "The Risk-Reward Ratio." The weight of the war begins to break both Hermione and Draco as they struggle to survive capture, betrayal, isolation, the consequences of their actions, and other perils and scars of war, with their lives and relationship intact. Nothing is ever easy, or even fair, but there's nothing they can do but keep fighting. Facebook: /theriskrewardratio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,250 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
What He Requires reviews
Sixth year; something's up with Draco Malfoy. He's become a loner, looks like death warmed up, and is barely even being a git anymore. Harry thinks Malfoy's become a Death Eater, but Hermione thinks it has something to do with a Hufflepuff tie, the Room of Requirement, and a pair of French knickers. So, Hermione decides to figure out what's *really* going on with Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,969 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Onions & Icebergs reviews
Draco Malfoy has decided he wants out of the war after four long years, and when a possible opportunity arises, he seizes it. Which is how he ends up on the run with Hermione Granger - and the horcrux she swallowed - as hostages. For her part, Hermione can't seem to figure him out. Is Malfoy an onion, or an iceberg? Either way, he's definitely a kidnapping prat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,496 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Risk-Reward Ratio reviews
Set during TDH; a maimed, disillusioned Draco surrenders himself to the Order after he earns Voldemort's displeasure. Hermione's pity for him blooms into something more and he stops seeing her as just a mudblood, as they both discover there's far more to each other than they ever thought possible. Angst, smut, FEELS. Image courtesy of ohmygoditsnikkie. Facebook: /theriskrewardratio
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,032 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
BSG: S5, Episode Five: The Domino Effect reviews
(On hold due to writer's block) Starbuck tries to find out what she is, which leads her to a Two, Paulla resumes doing what she does best, Lee struggles with his ethics and discovers Starbuck's been keeping a secret from him, Romo finds Jake's death is an unpleasant catalyst, and trouble arises in Landfall in the night. (Sequel to "The Trials and Tribulations of Parenthood")
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/17/2012 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo
BSG: S5, Episode Four: The Trials and Tribulations of Parenthood reviews
Romo Lampkin faces a highly controversial political situation regarding an old law of Laura Roslyn's, Hotdog gets some bad news, Sharon goes into labour and complications arise, Jake is missing, and we catch a glimpse of two of our old friends. (Sequel to 'Interlude: Black and White Disorientation')
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Romo L., K. Agathon/Helo - Complete
BSG: S5, Interlude: Black and White Disorientation reviews
After an argument with Lee, Starbuck goes hunting, only to become the hunted. (Set between "Said the Spider to the Fly" and "The Trials and Tribulations of Parenthood")
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Conoy - Complete
BSG: S5, Episode Three: Said the Spider to the Fly reviews
In this episode... Romo attends a Council meeting, romance is in Landfall's air, Lee & Starbuck try to make it work, Starbuck hangs with a friend, Lee feels the guilt, & Romo throws an awkward dinner party... Plus - the best expression of love via metaphor ever. (Sequel to "Is This What You Wanted?") -End of Chapter 4 and all of Chapter 5 have been rewritten-
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Romo L., K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
BSG: S5, Episode Two: Is This What You Wanted? reviews
In this episode... Starbuck tries to cope in the aftermath of the last episode, Lee reaches his breaking point, Romo dabbles in people's lives with questions and deepities, everything changes for Gaius and Caprica, and we catch a glimpse of an old friend... (Canon compliant up until arrival on Earth.) Sequel to "Episode One: If Wishes Were Fishes"
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,291 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/11/2012 - L. Adama/Apollo, K. Thrace/Starbuck - Complete
Battlestar Galactica: Season Five, Episode One: If Wishes Were Fishes reviews
What if, when the fleet arrived at Earth, there was no happily ever after? What if the surviving colonists discovered that you can't just wipe the slate clean and start afresh? What if your brave new world is what you make of it...and all you can make is more of the same? (Canon compliant up until arrival on Earth.)
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 10/2/2012 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Adama/Apollo - Complete
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